#all this just for a piss joke.

[knox-knocks]

Andrew: no girlfriends

Aaron: okay

Andrew, gay:

[chloesimaginationthings]

In every FNAF universe William Afton can't count

[blackkatdraws2]

[ORV] happy Han Myungoh before I explore (my interpretation of) his trauma ^_^

[CONTENT WARNING: Body Horror / Gore underneath]

Han Myungoh had to save his daughter in exchange for her freedom and his humanity

Han Myungoh did try killing the baby before it was born, but he changed his mind later and gave birth to Han Dareum and loved her. SOURCE: Chapter 251: Episode 47 – Demon King Selection (5)

Still, it must've been scary living his entirely life as a straight cis man then suddenly being hit with the fear of pregnancy, having to experience what it's like to have a living being growing inside you. (Even if not physically, since: 1. The specifics never got told in the novel 2. Han Dareum is a curse 3. Han Myungoh himself said he "give birth from the heart.")

[happygoldfishart]

finding out they're closing muppet vision

[one-of-many-mothmen]

Jon and Gerrys meeting except instead of having this pivotal moment for jons story arc, he just says, "Good LORD, those statement givers were right, your dye job is terrible." And then nothing else changes

[starry-bi-sky]

*hits blunt* Joker has a long-standing one-sided beef with Nightingale in the Blood Blossom au because Nightingale clocked his shit almost immediately and began "sharks are smooth"ing at him. But because Nightingale only comes out in case of emergencies, Joker has to come up with increasingly convoluted schemes to trap the Batman in order to lure him out.

This has the opposite desired effect because this is the equivalent of using increasingly difficult locks to keep the raccoons out of your trash. All you're doing is teaching the raccoons how to pick locks. This also pisses off the other Rogues because Joker keeps making trapping the Batman exponentially harder all because he's beefing with his teenage son.

[batshaped]

morning people

[tiddygame]

yall ever think about the discussion between ghoap about who takes who’s last name?

cause with ghost there’s the conflict of him literally being the last riley, wondering if keeping his last name would honor the few good people that were in his family or be a constant reminder of who his father was

and soap being proud of his heritage and not wanting to give it up but also not wanting to force ghost to give up his

it doesn’t even really matter all that much because they’re still gonna be sgt mactavish and lt riley regardless of which one they go with

every time they talk about it, they just end up going in circles. and if soap ever argues in favor of taking ghost’s last name, ghost more or less plays devils advocate and argues in favor of taking soap’s and vice versa. it’s a nightmare.

i think they’d end up discussing for so goddamn long that they land on doing a coin toss to decide. and even that was a struggle with which name took heads or tails since an actual coin toss isn’t a true 50/50. leading to them using a digital one, until one of them asks if it’s possible that one is skewed too.

[the-meme-monarch]

so with your event toon hibernation hc... do u think what ginger said about watching tv means like, they arent asleep for the full time or they wake up occasionally and just watch tv until they fall back asleep or smth?

i like to think their hibernation is them like literally disappearing bc them still being physically there and technically awake and just mostly unresponsive for most of the year is like too fucked up and horrifying to me HDHSHSHS and the convo w rodger where he says like “things happen outside of the christmas season when we see you” made me think they like physically disappeared. idk how true that is, but it’s cartoonish and whimsical so i like the idea :] theyre christmas magic it’s fine

but so i kinda figured her bingeing vee’s segments she was talking about ‘when it’s not actively christmas but she’s still around and cognizant’ :0c but under the idea they Are physically there all year but are like actually hibernating like sleeping, her waking up and putting on vee’s game show segments would be cute i think <:] imagine one of the toons getting up in the middle of the night only to be jumpscared by ginger who’s supposed to be dead this time of year just chilling watching tv

[ducktollers]

ik its all jokes but ngl i hate when people are like “woaaaaaah have u guys seen how much furries pay for art….brb i gotta go learn how to draw furries 🤑” ik for outsiders it can be shocking how much some furry art goes for but like. the undertone of the joke is just “these freaks pay so much money for stupid art” and they joke abt just suddenly deciding to do it. as if its super easy and takes no skill or effort. like its easy money. “these losers will buy anything 😂” type energy. and the idea of ppl who have zero respect or interest in the community just basically seeing cash cows rlly pisses me off bc like. to me furries are one of the few communities that actually values artwork as the luxury it is and will pay accordingly, and a lot of furries that are well-off put their money into the livelihoods of artists in their communities and thats not stupid just bc the artists are drawing animal people

[ganondoodle]

Sorry ab the shitty English translations/localizations, it's bc they think that Americans won't get it otherwise (bc when we act stupid, we act REALLY stupid), our bad 💀

[cerealmonster15]

my favorite flavor of jamiazu + azurido is when everyone involved is so fucking pissed about it except for azul

[xxrat-punkxx]

Uhhhhh locked in too hard and now I have a Hualian and Beefleaf fankid au and uhhh

[pondering-gales-left-orb]

What if Dragon age was about a young mage trying to find their neighbor's lost halla in a small dalish camp in the Alps

[ssruis]

Nene getting angrier and angrier explaining that there are Pokémon who can harness power equivalent to a nuclear bomb and there’s a Pokémon that is literally god and a Pokémon who embodies death and and and vs an increasingly defensive tsukasa who refuses to back down and just keeps going “yeah but it’s a lot of lions”