#all thigh no calve

[teddybeartoji]

ok no but we all agree that satoru likes feet stuff right??? like you press you foot against his crotch once as a joke and he's just immediately staring at you like he'd abt to you. he doesn't move though bc he doesn't want you to stop whatever you're doing:33 and if you try to pull your foot away... he just grabs your ankle and presses it against his bulge again with a sick little grin<333

[fisheito]

on one hand, i can make olivine the biggest juiciest bottom where eiden has to top him with climbing gear attached

on the other hand, i could make olivine the equally powerful priestly short king who only reaches eiden's bellybutton but can twirl that boy around his finger like a weighty necklace

[rain-coat-killer]

Kissing practice. 😘

True love is squatting everyday, multiple times a day to kiss your short wife.

[th3p0rtalmaker]

Adira's Thighs vs Hector's Thighs

This is canon and you can't change my mind

[canonslut]

i'm going to be so real for a long time i thought certain parts of men's naked bodies were only hot in theory. dick. balls. ass. hot in theory... not as hot in reality. i thought it was just one of those things that we lied to each other about. but eddie... eddie changed everything... i'm obsessed with his dick, i'm obsessed with his balls, i'm obsessed with his ass. i've seen the light

[abyssaldyke]

Started itching randomly yesterday evening, was fine all day, then returned from lunch and began itching again pray tell WHAT is going on

[catgirljaneway]

tuvok would be an excellent model

[somedaytakethetime]

I'm alive and

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so is he 🥰🥰

[cubot]

Temper tantrum in bed time.

Kicking and screaming only like two seconds because then pounding my legs into my mattress makes it worse.

My body hurts! My entire legs ache! My hips ache! My shoulders ache! My back hurts! My forearm feels sharp. My headache has mostly disappeared, but the sore achy fatigue of my muscles and joints are not letting up. Let me go!!! Pain, leave me alone! Stop it before I go insane.

[stevethehairington]

you know what im gonna say it: there are not enough soccer aus!!!!!

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

[starredforlife]

misc personal and non important lil diary entry under the cut

I’ll preface this with saying most of my teenage and college years were relatively very sedentary other than walking between classes at a pretty quick pace on big campuses so I tend to self-demoralize but. Even thru working an artist desk job this year is the year I’ve actively worked out the most which is cool bc now I have calf and shoulder and arm muscle I can feel. It’s not toned but it is there 😤😤 being a film PA and then working as a movie theater usher for 8-12 hours a day (paired with my very on and off home workouts) didn’t pay off per se but they have put me in a better place than I expected. Dope

[thatrandombystander]

There is no experience more frustrating than trying to shop for clothes in-person as a non-thin person. Truly hell on earth.

[pebee]

My biggest art pet peeve are characters drawn like the artist is allergic to cankles but I don't know how to express that without sounding like i'm chronically online

[kitnita]

re: cel’s amazing robotter art & the tags on it, it truly does amaze me how nice robo’s thighs are when he has the worlds stick skinniest calves. like i think i called his tiny calves out in a fic once & second thought myself calling them out until i saw another pic of him and went Oh. no he really did just use up all the hot leg muscles in his thighs and then said ‘calves? who needs em?’ & personally i find it so enduringly endearing about him. get you a guy who is lanky everywhere except for his thighs which are, unfortunately, necessary for work.

[fauvester]

I guess one fringe bennie of having RLS is that my calves are very swole... wake up every other morning wondering why my legs are sore before remembering the 100 toe lifts and 200 leg lifts and stretch routine i did to trick my lower extremities into thinking that its bedtime