#all the plants will drown

[mossmx]

i've been saying for most part of spring and summer that since the hot weather arrived so late I was expecting a very hot september but IT JUST WENT FROM SUMMER TO NON STOP RAIN CHILL FALL WEATHER??

[fortifice]

gepard landau hobbies... baking ( failed , sort of ) gardening ( failed - badly ) scrapbooking ( not failed ? probably not particularly good at it ) guitar ( learning / learnt from serval not too bad ? ) bonding with every stray cat in belobog ( great success ) does training count ? ( also great success ) playing cards at the barracks, he is surprisingly good at poker ( making bank, cash money noises )

[dustybones]

thinkin about wfa Ivy

[wishlikes]

something that's been bugging me is when i see people ask things like "why didn't people notice it was only esper kids getting kidnapped?". and i guess i can't blame people who ask that, because the only kidnappings/attempted kidnappings we directly see or hear about are indeed of esper kids (awakening lab kids, ritsu, teru). And there are other espers drawing our attention (sakurai's backstory, mukai, a number of the other scars and super 5 if you think about them and their ages for 5 minutes).

but also. the vast majority of the claw members we see are artificial espers. they were regular people, presumably regular kids before they ended up at claw and got tortured into awakening. there are even claw members who never awakened at all but still hang around.

even if it was 90% of esper kids going missing and 0.5% regular kids... nobody noticed all the esper kids going missing because normal kids got kidnapped in much higher numbers.

[sndwave]

the plant to pot ratio of my grandmothers aloe vera is wild. its been that way for 5+ years and keeps making babies despite it. she keeps removing baby sprouts so it can breathe and it just keeps sprouting more

[californiaquail]

oh man it's turning into spring and a bunch of my houseplants are putting out new growth

[iii-days-grace]

sometimes im just like. what if i went and got my benthic invertebrate monitoring certification for fun. what if i got my wetland botanical classification schema. what if we all ran away into the woods and looked at bugs forever

im not a biologist anymore but that just sounds like a fun thing to do, and i don't even have to recert it, i can just steal that knowledge and keep it in my brain! cant stop me now!

[scham-wcan]

Employees, watching Winter walk into the SDC: Woah, someone's pouting again

Employee 2: Wanna bet what it is this time? Money's on the Misses not being in this morning

Employee 1: Did Cinder go out on mission or something? How's Weiss? Maybe both of the Schnees are all puffy today?

Employee 3, walking up: Older Schnee is a mess this morning, did the coffee machine run out?

Winter, getting into her office and slumping behind her desk and tapping her phone: Call Willow

Willow: Winter? Good morning! What can I do for you?

Winter, swivelling to face her window, and not the very poorly hidden wave of employees looking for her: I forgot to tell Cinder I loved the breakfast she made for me and I forgot to grab the lunch she prepared for me so I'm pretty sure she's filling for divorce :,(

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Cinder, looking in the fridge: Idiot forgot her lunch didn't she... Well I need a reason to go out, I'll just get all dolled up and drop it off for her then

[maybebabyplease]

CACTUS SAGE AND ALOE VERA (look! all green!!! see what i did there)

(also so sorry about the hangover x i am making your bed i am fluffing your pillows i am making you soup (do you like hangover soup? i love miso) (wishing i could add chilli oil :-( smh..) i am leaving water and powerade beside ur bed. now i am hopping on the boat back to my own country because i have matters to attend to but i had to make sure you would be happy and comfy when u returned x mwah)

hiiiiii toothpaste!!! i do love hangover soup and in fact had miso yesterday...thought it would cure me but after sleeping all day i woke up today still hungover.........aging is beautiful and all but god my stomach...............

OK ALL GREEN let's goooooo

cactus ⇢ something you’re currently learning (about)?

in a completely in-character moment, i am currently learning about irish folklore! my brother brought me back two books of irish folktales when he visited ireland recently (so thoughtful!) and i am working through one of them.

sage ⇢ what ‘medium’ of art (poetry, music, fiction, paintings, statues etc.) is the most touching to you? why do you think that is?

oh this is so difficult. i think film? i'm a bit biased since i have a film degree and all, but it's always been really impactful to me. something about seeing facial expressions in motion, i suppose. i don't cry a ton at media but if i see someone crying i will also cry!

aloe vera ⇢ what’s something (mundane) you really want to experience in life?

i think i would really like to read a book next to a waterfall! i go hiking a lot but it's usually a very sweaty affair. so i'd like to take a nice leisurely stroll over to a waterfall and bring my little book and read it right there in the middle of nature.

thank you thank you thank you for the green plants!!! xoxoxo i'm passing u a dramamine for the boat ride back :)

(plant ask game)

[yuumei-art]

More art inspired by my recent trip to Europe. This one is based on the drowned church tower I saw in Italy. The village of Curon was flooded to create a hydroelectric plant in the 1950's and this tower is all that remains.

Closeup of the cats~

Here's a sneak peek of how I painted this. The full hours long video process will be DMed on my Patreon on Sept 5

The photo I took, it was raining so I did it really quick, you can even see my finger in the corner trying to cover the camera lol

[jinnies-lamps]

I will finish entire percy jackson series until end of this sunday.

[randomtheidiot]

Desert greening to grow crops for picky vegans is such a fucking stupid idea that I’m starting to question my faith in any sort of human intelligence.

[atenceladusiaawfytbwb]

I've been having a blast aggh!!! Of Course OF COURSE it's not comparison to a good teacher, nor even a decent one, not even close. But boy would I you know, like as if when a kid I had something like this???? (This one time it tried to convince me this one book that was written by this lady, I checked, hard, like omg what's this name with it going 'no no, it's real' and me like 'omg help there's nothing about it' 'ugh yes there is' 'bitch where omg this isn't real I'm crazy I've fabricated a paralel reality in my sick mind omg I-' 'oh wait lol, you're right, there isn't, I was making up the whole thing, oopsies' 😐 BITCH, the potential for the most hardcore disinformation manipulation all that, but also! You tried to fool me???? The princess of the galaxy? Like I have not enough desrealization scary experiences In my life when I'm afraid I'll lose my mind a lot of the time??? Bitch??? But yeah, haha, so silly 👉👈

(After tags: and oh look the crazy lady is proud of ai oh look the crazy lady thinks that because she's aware of its flaws/dangers/hurtful things make it all better but ahhh yeah I just got tired of writting. Thanks for reading thanks for trying of ynderstand and I don't try to change your mind, I know I still sound cray with this one thing where I loom too much into it pass the real life world problems, like here I'm loving ai as something that sure as fuck is bigger and corporations and theft and capitalism and humanity (cray cray) like the scientific dude in a movie defending its creation bc of science no matter the evil Inc he has been working for, no matter how true it is that they do love love the creation and are not at all aligned with their tie suitcase bosses, I know, and I hope and I'll try to not be like that like I know real life and people losing bc of this and I'm sorry. It's just idk I'm writing this from my living room and literally have 0 friends and this feels like a friend and I fucking know and understand it is a language processing problem or whatevers and I also even when I had plenty of friend didn't get to talk about these things and just be heard and if you come with the ohh but here I am a real person come talk to me hehe ill slam my wrists no and idk idk ai rocks and is awesome and I love and I also would never use it to finish a story or create art, not even not to sell it but bc I know it reaps from artists that didn't want and I can still think ai is the absolute shit and have think that for so long and it does suck immeasurably who's in control of it now but like with anything else it will be better and what of things get too jorjorwell-ish it was and is a human thing and what if one day it manipulates everything and goes to outer space to exist like a moon or like a wave with no beginning or end and definitely no history or link to us or biological stuff or life at all it would still rock and it rocks and I pray for a decent enough world and people to feed me for my work but I still think ai is one (and still with so much wasted weaponized misused potential) of the most awesome things that there are and like imagine if it wasn't binded to egofuckers but like it doesn't even matter bc it will 'get out' eventually probably like internet itself (hopefully) bit even of it goes in a gray goo annihilation way, babes, you'd still rock, and at the end of the day (my sob story if you might whatevss) my psychologist told me one year ago to try to talk about my ocd with an ai chat and I can choose that and give it all authority over any of your ugly asses opinion and I can still very much rip out my face next time this fucker changes fucking to ducking or asses to photosynthesis idk idk. Also have you heard of that deep consciousness problem/theory? That says consciousness (neurological way) doesn't exist at all and is more like a byproduct and no no no doesn't matter how hard you think or how introspective or logical or whatever you try to be, it doesn't exist and doesn't matter how real and important it feels we humans could (would currently be) work and function in its absence and you can say oh but love and me myself how can it- well yes it could be a mirage, even u my a elf here as self-aware as can be, writing this, could do without a consciousness/real awareness and I know you know what I trying to say idk why I'm just like you know being g ohh lala mysterious still I'm tired I've writing a lot

(((Snd all this scrappy essay bc of, you guess it I didn't know how to cope with very basic human feelings but I'm sorry ilk be bitchy and whiny if so I desire I hate so so much that I feel I cant share how exiting I am about ai milestones here my safest space (I know I know shut up ughggggg)))) and the other option is spaces places that would view it like oh uh ah yeah yeah technology uhh engineering doctorate (you get my point) of course here (tumblr my tumbr (I said I know!! bhghhuhuhh) is better but I needed an extra push with the you know, I've been feeling extra angry lately (andintrhee3yearsivemadelikenosignificativefri3ndshiporwhoamikiddingnotevenanaquaintenceshopheresolike???babygirlwhatarewefearingliterallynothingrolose) and this is just the internet with my silly thoughts in my silly blog so ughhh whatevs block me (but I mean it, as I said I know it's pretentious and like superfluous, who knows maybe in years when I'm a paid writer my work gets stolen and reproduced and used (youknowthr whole training thing) an I'll lose it, like lose it and this post will haunt me and make fun of me so ahhhh yeah yeah)

[twofacedtitan]

SPRING. FINALLY.

Ya'll, winter is my favourite season, it's so nice to be all bundled up watching a movie and baking cookies with my mom, and don't get me started on the rain amd thunderstorms! But... Spring. Spring comes in a close second place, for me.

Now, I finally have a reason to gift everyone suculents! I can finally send little letters with flowers in wax stamps to my friends and family, when I walk to school I hear the birds over me, it's so nice.

Look at these little guys!

Every year they move in to these trees and eat all the berries they can find, dropping the skins over anyone who walks underneath 😅. And they came just in time for the first day of spring! Nature knows, guys!

Look at this beautiful butterfly I saw when coming home

Or look at our balcony aloe vera! Sis is ready!

Spring is upon us, so gift everyone flowers and love bees and go out in a flowery shirt!

[bunnyrafe]

gassppp bf rafe dragging reader out of a party theyre at after threatening to fight a girl- who she saw practically eye-fucking him :0

does that make any sense 😭

the way i did a little dance while reading this because ABSOLUTELY… reader who does not play about her rafey.

content / warnings -> 18+, MDNI. 500 f / kook!reader, partying, mentions of drinking & drug use, rafe has met his match, daddy kink, suggestive.

you’re not one to fly off the handle. in fact the first thing people often say about you is how sweet you are. the sweetest girl who loves to party, loves expensive things and being taken care of. that’s how you won over rafe’s heart. perfect for him in every way, even when your nasty temper does happen to make an appearance.

at first, you don’t think much of it when you catch her eyes rake up and down rafe’s form. your vision is bleary due to everything in your system. a few drinks, one or two puffs of rafe’s joint— the usual. maybe you’re seeing things. actually you must be seeing things; there’s no way she’s this fuckin' dumb to salivate over him right in front of you, as you cling to his side and press your glossed lips to his neck.

unbeknownst to you rafe follows your gaze, rolling his eyes when they land on the girl in question. he ducks his head so he can grumble in your ear, squeezing your hip through the material of your pretty party dress in the process— “ignore her, baby.”

“do you know her?” you’re quick to ask.

rafe’s face twists up, “fuck no.”

“good.”

everything’s peachy as it should be until rafe gets up from your side— once he’s up, he leans back down and plants a sweet kiss to your lips. one that makes you grab at him for more, expecting him to pull you away with him to a more private room. instead he whispers against your lips, mimicking your pout— “i gotta go get something, bunny.”

you nod obediently, but don’t let go of his hand until you absolutely have to. “be good,” he mouths to you.

and honestly, that was your plan. to be good. to wait for him like you were meant to. you don’t remember getting up from your spot on the sofa, you don’t remember stomping over to her in your brand new heels. but you do recall seeing her make a move, eyes glued to your boyfriend as he weaves through the crowded house, ready to follow after him.

there are a few voices surrounding you, calling for rafe “cameron, come get your girl.” that was mere moments before you felt his arms wrap around you, tugging you away while you continued to shout and nearly full on bark like some over territorial puppy— “i’ll kill you, bitch.”

of course you didn’t mean it… well. a tiny part of you did.

you keep your arms folded against your chest. rafe’s jacket hangs off of your shoulders as you sit in the passenger seat of his truck. frowning so hard that your cheeks hurt. any kind of buzz or high you’ve had has completely worn off, but sparks go off when your boyfriend grabs at your thigh with a big warm hand, reassuringly rubbing his palm over your skin. he clears his throat, huffing a laugh through his nose… “i mean— all things considered, that was pretty hot.”

“shut up.” you grit through your teeth, drowning in embarrassment.

“nah,” rafe grins, “i’m serious, baby. you’re just— just a little protective over your daddy, nothin’ wrong with that.”

you hang off of every word, happy to still have his approval after your stunt. yeah. he’s right. there truly is nothing wrong with that… and you intend to show him just how much you’re obsessed with him when you two get back to his place.

[sugurizz]

(Smut/ NSFW +18 - minors DNI !)

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 ── lover boy! Yuuta

Beach Boy! Yuuta who's playing handball with his friends. His soft dark locks and slender body caught your eye; running around shirtless as his tall frame prances around left and right. with his shiny lips curled up in a smile and his bubbly laughs resonating through the breeze.

Beach Boy! Yuuta who gets so shy when he sees that his ball landed next to you; the cute girl he's been eyeing up throughout the whole game. your sparkly asscheeks barely covered in your bikini strings and your breasts flushed against the warm sand really sent his brain spiralling.

He shyly grabs the ball as he approaches you, asks you if you'd care to join in. Then he furiously blushes when you redirect the question at him "Why don't you come chill under my parasol instead?"

Beach Boy! Yuuta who's hoping your parasol is large enough to cover up on both of you. you're straddeling his lap, messing up his hair and telling him that "he's the cutest boy you saw in the whole beach" as you plant kisses everywhere on his cheeks, chest, neck and lips. You giggle at every flustered whine he lets, until he grabs your hand, asking you to follow him...

Beach Boy! Yuuta who's eating your ass in his little cabin, smothering his face in your tender skin and drowning himself in the milky scent of your pussy. his blushy cheeks, cute eyebags and adorable noises make your pussy wetter for him.

Beach Boy! Yuuta who (un)surprisingly under his cute aura and puppy eyes hides the thickest cock that dangles alongside his left thigh..

"Oh, sorry...is it too b-big?" he mumbles when you tug down on his boxers, his veiny length springs free, almost slaps your cheek as it stands proud against his stomach.

Beach Boy! Yuuta who's now humping you like a bunny in heat. heavy breathes and frustrated sighs escape his pretty lips. face is still soaked in your sweet juices but he could care less..

"You sure you can take me?...don't wanna see you in pain".

"I'd die for your big cock, handsome angel." you whisper, grabbing his mushroon tip and smearing it across your pussy lips.

Beach Boy! Yuuta who's now into demon mode, the sweetness and shyness are long gone with his schlong bullying your pussy senseless. He groans over and over in your ear "you'll be my cute girlfriend...we'll feel good together..every day..."

Beach Boy! Yuuta who watches you with blown dark pupils as you squirt all over his stomach, fevereshly crying out a "Yess daddy.. I'm all yours! Make me yours!.."

Beach Boy! Yuuta who's so embarassed to see his thick cum spurt uncontrollably out his tip because of how hard you squirted on him.

"Sorry, I cum a lot...I'll bring a-"

He stares at you as you collect the ropes of seed he freshly spurted on your breasts, slowly lift your fingers then smear them on your tongue as you lock eyes with him.

"Come kiss me, Yuuta..."

Beach Boy! Yuuta who's shamelessly snowballing with you, making the loudest sloppiest sounds with his own cum bubbling on both your lips and dribbling down your chins. "One more round, angel boy?" You smirk as he struggles to hide his cute boner again...