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Thank you so much!!

Does anyone have good fics of Percy and Nico being friends and kind of brotherly??? I need some dose of that before going back to real life

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oh, don't mind me. Just thinking about how Percy canonically used nature magic even though that shouldn't have been possible for a normal demigod. (in the lightning thief on gabe, I swear)

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Sally seems to get younger when she's near the sea and her eyes change colors as well.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy described the sea nymph his father sent to talk to him as looking exactly like his mother.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy is part sea nymph and nobody fucking noticed.

EDIT: no I don't think sally is a full blooded sea nymph I still think she is more human than mythological creature. I just think it might explain a few things

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If your opinions and feelings have justified bases then yes, i would.

Jk, id love you even if your favourite hero was Theseus

Would you still love me if I'd say I actually feel bad and sympathetic for Paris

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I am sure of it.

Do you think Odysseus of Ithaca can crush a watermelon between his thighs

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Actually love this????

The next much anticipated Olympian in the AU: Nico di Angelo

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Istg if I ever work at McDonald's i will make sure no two Happy Meals in the same order get the same toy. Because while there will be the whole "mine is better than yours" shenanigan, in the long Run having two different toys is much more fun and getting the same surprise you as your sibling is a top ten disappointing moment.

Dear sisters, I will avenge you for the crimes brought against you today.

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Someone is living the dream 🤩

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They look so good!

haikyuu!! pilot redraw

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Check

This

Out

Wow

The siblings.

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We reign supreme

Some people say pjo is cringe and not even a big fandom like Harry Potter

LAST TIME I CHECKED THEY DONT GET THE WHOLE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING LIT UP EVERY YEAR FOR PERCYS BIRTHDAY BITCH

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See, you might need to waste money and other resources on more rice but your next attempt will always come out better if you see where you went wrong the first time because now you know how much the rice can take and the distractions will probably be reduced.

Just a reminder for if you're ever thinking you do everything wrong and are not good enough: my dad would be the best Cook i know if his Mother didnt exist. and he just burnt a whole pan of rice. It smells like shit in the house now. Doesnt mean hes an awful cook.

Bad things happen and they dont take away your worth. Something you do goes wrong? Isnt working? You cant even get to the end?

Throw the burned thing in the trash, wash the pan, clean your nostrils and go back to the start.

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fuck google docs so fucking much

i've just lost hundreds of docs and pdfs and i'm beyond pissed right now

they're all permanently gone

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THE FACT THAT I JUST POSTED AND I WANTED TO POST IT WITHOUT TAGS OML

"would you like to add tags-"

NO!!! IF SOMEONE SEES IT, IT'S THEIR DESTINY!!!

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Just a reminder for if you're ever thinking you do everything wrong and are not good enough: my dad would be the best Cook i know if his Mother didnt exist. and he just burnt a whole pan of rice. It smells like shit in the house now. Doesnt mean hes an awful cook.

Bad things happen and they dont take away your worth. Something you do goes wrong? Isnt working? You cant even get to the end?

Throw the burned thing in the trash, wash the pan, clean your nostrils and go back to the start.

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But Homer does tell you who they are! Son of x, y of yLand, the lightfooted, the One that runs like a fox, and so on... That should be enough for us, right? They know each other just by that, so why wouldnt we, right??

Wrong. Homer, there is NO NEED to write two full pages about whose arms were cut and who rank over who with chariots pulled by golden brown horses.

We can tolerate the descriptions of shields and armour but...you give us Too. Many. Names.

reading the iliad is like

who is echepolus? who is agenor? who is peirous?

hi odysseus!! hi achilles!!

who is phegeus? who is eurypylus? who is menesthes?

diomedes!! menelaus <33

who is ttepolemus? who is alcandrus? who is opheltius? who is-

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Frank Zhang headcanons

For his bday he gets a ton of maple-themed gifts, even from ppl he barely ever interacted with.

He can't get rid of anything anyone ever gave him. Under his bed he has at least two shoeboxes of stuff given by others (including a flower Leo made out of steel while fidgeting, multiple rocks given by various ppl, a few handwritten letters from Reyna...)

He has such bad self esteem. He can make a perfect map from memory, and will genuinely assume its a normal demigod skill and everyone can do that even better than him.

(Yes also HC he's super good at cartography)

His childhood stuffed toy is a panda, and he has slept with it until he joined Lupa. His name is Bao.

Now Bao has his place on a shelf in Frank's bedroom.

Hazel adores Bao. Every time she's in his room she immediately goes to the shelf to take the panda in her arms. Then she holds him until it's time to go.

He sometimes turns into a mouse to travel in Hazel's pocket.

He did once or twice turned into a rat to bite Leo (poor Leo no one believe him when he talks about it.)

Speaking of Hazel, their first date was in a park. They bought ice creams (and sorbets) and just walked around while holding hands and chatting.

For their second date he took her to the movie theater, to see a Ghibli. He made sure to choose a relaxing and calm movie, because she has never seen a movie in colours and he doesn't want her to get overwhelmed.

He doesn't have dyslexia but he sucks at writting chiness characters. It looks so ugly. (yes his grandma did make him take calligraphy lessons no it didnt help much).

He and Percy sometimes spend half of the day hanging out and swimming around in the ocean. It's their bro time (Frank usually turns into a dolphin for that)

He often participates in training lessons (esspecially for newer recrcuits) and everyone loves him.

The toughest guys like it bc he's a very tough opponent and he's super skilled with every weapon.

And the more shy and unsure recruits love him bc he is so gentle and nonjudgemental (you've been here for 2 months and still havent found a weapon youre comfortable with ? its ok theres no rush. You trained like crazy and yet feel no improvement ? Dont be too harsh on yourself your effort will pay soon.)

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Just imagine if the guys of the Iliad were yeeted in PJO universe

Odysseus is lowkey terrified of Percy but also he knows befriending Poseidon's son is definitely better than making him an enemy. So he's like "that's great Percy I'm proud of you 👍" but constantly keeps a distance of minimum 5m between them, safety measure. Leo once mentions dating Calypso and Ody immediately has a mental breakdown.

The constant beef between Achilles and Will because 1) Apollo 2) they both are healers and they would aggressively disagree on medecine techniques ("wtf would you use that for an arrow wound are you stupid" "shut up my boyfriend never died because of me")

Also Patroclus and Nico chilling under a tree like "are all blond men like that?" "no. Maybe it's just the blond demigods"

Put Agammenon and Clarisse in a room together and 15mn later he will come out crying

Helen gets kidnapped by cabin 10 and Menelaus has to wait outside. Beckendorf comes to him "girlfriend too pretty ?" "girlfriend too pretty" and they nod at each other in silence

Diomedes and Jason bond over common childhood traumas experiences ("I started combat training not long after my dad died when I was 4yo" "woah its about the same age I first met the pack of wolve who raised me")("just bc im the son of Zeus everyone expects me to be this flawless leader. But I don't even have the time to ask myself if I want that. "oh trust me I know how you feel")

Annabeth definitely becomes besties with Ody and Diomedes. They probably play 3 persons chess while talking about the shits they've all done for Athena

By the end of the day everyone agrees the gods suck and everything is always their fault