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[twofacedtitan]

About my girls 💚

I think my best friends are the most beautiful girls in the world. All their "imperfections" sit perfectly on them. When they sing, I try to drown out the music to listen to them. When they join in the laughter I hold my breath to look at how wide they're smiling. When we're walking side by side, I purposefully bump into their arms to see the bounce in their step when they turn to look at me and ask what I wanted to say. I say I didn't have anything to say and that it was an accident and then look at the flow of their hairs when they turn back to the conversation they we're holding with the friend on the other side. When they talk to me, I find myself studying their faces, the movement of their eyes and eyebrows. Sometimes I have to ask them to repeat themselves because of that.

And after school, each four of us having gone out separate ways, one of them probably playing thumb war with her brother on the backseat of the car, another one waiting for the train and the other in the frontseat of her mother's car singing along to White Lies, me at my workdesk (I always get home before them) staring at the limits worksheet on my computer, I think about them. I open Google docs and make them the fearless one woman army with a sword on fire, the bounty hunter that rides a lilac dragon and the fairy princess that holds all music inside her wings, all of them protagonists of a fantasy. I make them the sensible, the sceptical and the compassionate goddesses and queens of a hundred civillizations I imagine. To be by their side, I make myself the witch with a thousand spell and alchemy books, the charming muse of the smaller temple, the travelling Oracle that reads their dreams and brings then their good fortune.

Even when only one of them trusts me to know the timing to cross the street just as the light turns red and the other two stay behind shaking their heads. Even when only one of them wants to go to the playground for kids half out age and do stupid stuff that makes the other two joke about not even knowing us. Even when only one of them sings along to the funny songs by kids' artists that I put on when it's all to silent and the other two ask us to lowers the volume. Even in those moments when they frown and roll their eyes and look exasperated, even then, I love them to the marrow.

So, to you, sensible warrior, thank you for following to the lunch table on that first day of school. And to you, sceptical hunter and compassionate fairy, thank you for letting us sit next to you at that lunch table.

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Just walked past a girl exiting the art school near my house. It's cold outside and the smell of her salty French fries warmed me up.

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Perfectly worded.

romance is probably the best thing storytellers have ever invented and the stupidest thing people have put into practice. what the fuck were we thinking doing this nonsense irl. that's for art and storybooks idiot. go back to the canvas and easil, peasant

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Thank you so much!!

Does anyone have good fics of Percy and Nico being friends and kind of brotherly??? I need some dose of that before going back to real life

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oh, don't mind me. Just thinking about how Percy canonically used nature magic even though that shouldn't have been possible for a normal demigod. (in the lightning thief on gabe, I swear)

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Sally seems to get younger when she's near the sea and her eyes change colors as well.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy described the sea nymph his father sent to talk to him as looking exactly like his mother.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy is part sea nymph and nobody fucking noticed.

EDIT: no I don't think sally is a full blooded sea nymph I still think she is more human than mythological creature. I just think it might explain a few things

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If your opinions and feelings have justified bases then yes, i would.

Jk, id love you even if your favourite hero was Theseus

Would you still love me if I'd say I actually feel bad and sympathetic for Paris

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I am sure of it.

Do you think Odysseus of Ithaca can crush a watermelon between his thighs

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Actually love this????

The next much anticipated Olympian in the AU: Nico di Angelo

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Istg if I ever work at McDonald's i will make sure no two Happy Meals in the same order get the same toy. Because while there will be the whole "mine is better than yours" shenanigan, in the long Run having two different toys is much more fun and getting the same surprise you as your sibling is a top ten disappointing moment.

Dear sisters, I will avenge you for the crimes brought against you today.

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Someone is living the dream 🤩

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They look so good!

haikyuu!! pilot redraw

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Check

This

Out

Wow

The siblings.

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We reign supreme

Some people say pjo is cringe and not even a big fandom like Harry Potter

LAST TIME I CHECKED THEY DONT GET THE WHOLE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING LIT UP EVERY YEAR FOR PERCYS BIRTHDAY BITCH

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See, you might need to waste money and other resources on more rice but your next attempt will always come out better if you see where you went wrong the first time because now you know how much the rice can take and the distractions will probably be reduced.

Just a reminder for if you're ever thinking you do everything wrong and are not good enough: my dad would be the best Cook i know if his Mother didnt exist. and he just burnt a whole pan of rice. It smells like shit in the house now. Doesnt mean hes an awful cook.

Bad things happen and they dont take away your worth. Something you do goes wrong? Isnt working? You cant even get to the end?

Throw the burned thing in the trash, wash the pan, clean your nostrils and go back to the start.

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fuck google docs so fucking much

i've just lost hundreds of docs and pdfs and i'm beyond pissed right now

they're all permanently gone

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THE FACT THAT I JUST POSTED AND I WANTED TO POST IT WITHOUT TAGS OML

"would you like to add tags-"

NO!!! IF SOMEONE SEES IT, IT'S THEIR DESTINY!!!

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Just a reminder for if you're ever thinking you do everything wrong and are not good enough: my dad would be the best Cook i know if his Mother didnt exist. and he just burnt a whole pan of rice. It smells like shit in the house now. Doesnt mean hes an awful cook.

Bad things happen and they dont take away your worth. Something you do goes wrong? Isnt working? You cant even get to the end?

Throw the burned thing in the trash, wash the pan, clean your nostrils and go back to the start.