#all the cat pics are from pictures of my kitty :3

[sochilll]

A look in Jared Kleinman’s phone

[certifiedfreec]

i can’t stop thinking about neighbor!graves… pt. 2 🤔

thank goodness for the nextdoor app! (pt. 1)

saw this pic on pinterest and thought…yeah…that’s our man <3

🏡 you and your cuddly cat theo are finally settled into your new house! it was a much-needed change to the mundane routine, and the place is adorable. you ultimately picked this one because of its large windows- perfect for theo to sit in the sun and watch what was happening outside. it also has hardwood floor- no more cat clawing at the carpet. hooray! you thought that your sweet kitty was handling the move well, but you notice that he’s hiding under furniture more often. all the articles online said it could take time for cats to adjust to a new place, so you chalk it up to that.

🏡 one afternoon you drag your first big grocery store haul into the house, calling out for your precious theo as you close the door, but he doesn’t show. hm. he normally scampers right up to you when you’re home. you reason that he’s still hiding somewhere, so you go ahead and get started on dinner. after still no sign of him hours later that night, you resolve to checking every corner of the house, and he’s nowhere to be found!! a panic rushes through as you hurry to turn on all your house lights out front and scope your yard real quick, unable to find him in any shrubs or plants. fully planning on walking the entirety of your neighborhood and knocking on every door to make a search party, you suddenly have an idea: maybe there’s a neighborhood app i can post his picture on.

🏡 you immediately do just that, finding the nextdoor app and punching in your information. you post a picture of theo- your favorite one where he’s cuddling with his beloved bird toy- and write a brief caption saying you’re new to the area and that you’d be more than happy to give cash to whoever finds him. within minutes, you’re receiving all kinds of good luck messages and “nope, haven’t seen him”s, and they all make your stomach swirl. damn cat. he’s probably living it up while you’re sitting there terrified for his wellbeing. as you’re waiting beside your phone and watching all the messages roll in, you’re fully prepared to stay up all night and start driving the streets, until a few minutes later a new private message bubbles up onto the screen.

🏡 it’s a picture of a man, pretty fit-looking from the few features you can see, and he’s holding a cat that scarily resembles theo. do you dare feel relieved? you read the comment underneath the photo. “is this him? little guy followed me home on my jog. let me know!” you’re about to cry tears of joy as you zoom in on the picture, pinpointing the unique stripes around theo’s eyes. that was in fact your little guy. you answer in a blur, “yes, that’s him! thank you so much! can i come get him?” the man, whose nextdoor display name is “phillip g.,” answers you in seconds. “i’ll bring him over. what’s your house number?” you send it to him, and he tells you he’s actually a handful of houses down from you. you allow yourself to feel relieved as you wait those dastardly two minutes, nearly jumping when you hear a firm knock at your door.

🏡 you open the door, and you find theo cuddled up to what can only be described as pure handsomeness. look what the cat dragged in- literally. “phillip g.” has dirty blond hair and tan skin, with pale blue eyes and a rugged scar that rests on his sharp cheekbone. he’s got a perfect straight nose and the slightest blond stubble, and he’s wearing a pair of black sweats and a dark grey tee that cling temptingly to him. “there you are,” you finally say, not entirely sure if you’re directing it toward him or your cat (where has this beauty been all your life??). part of you honestly can’t blame theo for following this guy- yeah, he was definitely living it up while you were panicking.

🏡 “hey there,” he replies to you with the most delicious twinge of southern drawl, and you quickly step aside to give him room to come in- he’s pleasantly surprised that you’re even better-looking in person ;) “let’s get ya inside, bud.” phillip steps into your home, prompting theo to hop off and trot over to his food bowl like nothing happened, as if you weren’t just about to go DEFCON 1 for him. it makes you both snicker, and then you thank the gorgeous stranger profusely before trying to offer him some money. he only shoos it away with a “no problem, he’s a great lil’ man,” and he explains to you that theo started following him back to his house during his jog that afternoon. when he got home, he immediately climbed onto his lap. the traitor!! you’re in disbelief; he’s never cared for other people that deeply. you wonder if theo knows something you don’t- perhaps he’s a feline matchmaker? 🙏

🏡 while you two chat about the neighborhood, theo struts back over to the entry area where you are and brushes up against phillip, almost like he wants to make you look like the worst owner ever. “i promise he likes me,” you laugh, and phillip flashes you an unforgettable grin. “i guess i’ll take your word for it,” he teases, and then he adds sincerely, “i’m actually gonna miss him, y’know, he was my little amigo today.” he kneels down to scratch behind theo’s ears and god does his back look good in that shirt, and you don’t even think as you blurt out “well, feel free to visit him whenever you want.” he stands back up to his full height, smiling again. you barely miss the once-over he gives you. “i just might take ya up on that.”

🏡 you’re surprised to see that he actually does! phillip makes a point of stopping by during his jogs sometimes to check on theo (and you, obviously <3), and man oh man does he look fantastic all out of breath in his workout gear :’) he also fills you in on the drama at all the other houses- a wealth of knowledge, this guy is! turns out those jogs are a great way to collect information- he’s very strategic, it seems. theo acts like jesus christ himself has arrived at your doorstep every time he’s over, of course, bounding into his arms and purring uncontrollably. you feel ridiculous when you get a pang of jealousy toward your cat- if only you knew all the ways phillip wanted to handle you :))

🏡 it all feels so nice and neighborly with the way phillip’s checking up on you both, that southern charm working its way into all your thoughts late at night. he hits you with the occasional “sweetheart,” or “darlin’,” and it never fails to make your heart (and something else) pound. you end up exchanging numbers the next time he jogs by, and he uses it at the perfect opportunity to see if you wanna tag along on his next trip around the neighborhood. he totally doesn’t just want to see you in some tight leggings… you tell him you’re not the greatest runner, so he insists on walking instead :’) he’s such a sweetheart!

🏡 like clockwork he’s at your door a few evenings later, and you’ve changed into some comfy clothes that he immediately wants to tear off of you. theo’s incessantly demanding his phillip cuddles, snuggling into his toned arms with no intention of moving. that stunning neighbor of yours looks at you with a mischievous grin. “say, why don’t we bring ‘im along?”

🏡 it’s equal parts endearing and ridiculous, the sight of you and phillip taking turns holding the most spoiled cat in the world during your walk <3 part of you likes to think theo has decided your fate- and you’re not opposed to it at all. it’s a nice evening, and phillip ends up telling you while you’re gossiping about the other neighbors that his career in the military has always prevented him from having a pet of his own. he doesn’t reveal much about it, just that it demands long periods of time from him, and seeing theo has actually done lots for his war-hardened spirit. poor baby, there’s so many other ways you could help him relieve some of that stress :((

🏡 there’s something you say that must kinda insinuate that, because suddenly you’re rerouting to his house so he can get you both some water. might as well stay for dinner too, he’s quick to add ;) he’s just got such a big crush on you that he can hardly stand it! theo already knows the lay of the land when you go inside, and he proceeds to dart off somewhere in the spacious home while you admire phillip’s minimally rustic décor. no wonder theo escaped here, you think. phillip gets your glass ready, but before he hands it to you he puts down a fresh bowl of water specially for your precious boy next to the temporary litter box and food he must’ve picked up for him when he escaped that day :’) yeah, that’s a man right there- look how good he cares for your baby! he could take care of you like that too!! <33

🏡 neither of you really care about the water at this point, and phillip decides that this is the perfect time to show your own kitty some lovin’ ;)) there’s not much buildup needed for you to end up completely spread open on his soft bed, workout clothing shed immediately before his skillful fingers are pumping and curling in your soaking pussy, hitting that sweet spot scarily fast. you always thought he was a sweetie, but you learn that he’s got an ego on him, wanting to hear you beg to cum all over his hand :/ you’ll do anything he asks though, and you’re soon rewarded with that sweet, hot release that coats his digits :’) he makes you clean one of his fingers while he licks your slick off the other- you guys just make a great team <3

🏡 you thought his fingers stretched you? his thick cock practically splits you apart, and he’s cooing at you “doin’ so good for me, darlin,” “knew ya could take it, sweetheart,” “that’s it, baby,” as he watches you bounce along his entire length. your flushed face, your little moans, it’s the prettiest show he’s ever seen! :’)) he’s stopped making you beg to orgasm at this point since the tight circles he’s rubbing on your clit are producing so many, but he is making you tell him who’s getting you to feel this good. “tell me, darlin,’ use your words. who’s makin’ you cum so much, huh?”

🏡 it’s incredible- phillip fucks as good as he looks! he must have more stamina from all that jogging. he puts you on all fours, arching your back with his hand as he feverishly rocks his hips into yours. he loves to watch you suck all of him in-you’ve never felt this full! not much longer after he starts pounding into your tight cunt from this angle, he’s groaning your name along with a strained “fuuuuuck,” and you feel his warm release coat your insides. he’s so glad he got that second workout in!

🏡 you both hop into his unbelievably nice shower to clean up, and pretty soon you’re drifting off to sleep in his bed, whole body sore from getting taken care of so thoroughly :’) phillip holds you the whole night, but when you wake up the next morning he’s got theo in his arms, who is happily purring away. you realize that the little fucker is responsible for all of this, and maybe he’s just as strategic as his neighbor-slash-future-parent. phillip is ridiculously smug when he chuckles at you, scratching behind your sweet boy’s ears. “i hate to tell ya, darlin’, but i think theo likes me more.”

[ryuichirou]

Replies

New week!

Replies mostly related to our recent posts, but some are miscellaneous (twst related and not). Also, there is a shitpost sketch at the end of the post lol

Anonymous asked:

Just a random question but what was your very first ship?

Can’t even say for certain because it’s been like 20 years already lol But the first one that I called a ship would probably be Cedric/Phobos from W.I.T.C.H.

Look at me loving backstabbing scheming douchebags since day one…

Anonymous asked:

I feel like their was two bodies after the twins delt with things, cause even tiny as heck I can see them taking bodies

(related to this post)

Aw come on, Anon, look at those innocent angels!! (you are absolutely right)

Anonymous asked:

hi i sent the cat dad ask, that was the CUTEST thing i’ve ever read in my entire life it was adorable and everything and more than what i’d hoped for omg!! my flowers are watered, my skin is clear, my illness is cure😭😭😭 THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

idia being the most enamored cat dad is so cute AAUGGHHH i think lilia would make matching outfits for him and his cat, maybe with pop music club’s help. vil cooking for his cat!!! 😭😭😭 oh his pretty kitty would have their own engraved bowl. i think vil would send so many pictures to his dad

all of this is extra cute to me with the idea that i had that these strays are probably leading difficult lives on the streets but aren’t scared of humans. it’d be a “to be loved is to be changed” moment (pls look it up it’s before and afters of sad cats and it’s SO CUTE). ok i’m sorry i’ll stop haranguing you about cats JSKDKDKS THANK YOU AGAIN

— shroudswap anon

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Aah, it was you, Shroudswap Anon!!

I am very happy you liked the post, once again thank you for the ask! <3 It really was a lovely one to write! Somehow, it’s easier to write wholesome stuff about boys caring for animals than for each other lol

But also, what have you done, now I’m thinking about Vil sending cat pics to his dad… His dad became a grandpa the day that cat chose Vil as his human lol I’m sure he is going to send them even more gifts than Vil buys for the cat + spoil the cat rotten as much as he can.

But also, what have you done [2], now I’m also thinking about how these strays would be so much happier and healthier with the boys taking care of them :( To be loved is to be changed indeed!! Just look at Jamil smiling to his cat lol

I’m always happy to talk about cats…

Anonymous asked:

Sister Idia must be the very image of a saint with his ethereal glow. Nevermind that the glow is coming from his hair, that's just a physical manifestation of God's grace, obviously.

Also be honest, are the sick nuns getting a healthy diet of shrooms in the infirmary? I guess that's one way to experience mystical ecstasy

(related to our new AU)

The symbolism is all here, Anon! That imagery suits Idia so well. I really want to draw him holding a lamb or something lol

To answer your question… people say that sister Jade cares for the sick ones so well that whenever it’s their time to go, they always die smiling <3 It’s like their pain just went away and they fell asleep peacefully~

So yes, he does feed them with stuff they’re not quite supposed to eat and add some funky additions to the stuff he injects them with lol

m1lk-n-cook1es asked:

The nun au reminds me of a Little Mermaid fanfic from the same author as "Once Upon A Nightmare" that I told you a while back, where mermaids are more inhuman, with tentacles that look like fins in the distance, claws and fangs, and Ariel banging Eric (who is a trans guy) and impregnating him with her eggs

Dark themes and mermaids are always fun!! In fact, I think people should consider merpeople to be dangerous more often lol

Fun idea for a fic though :) Poor Eric lol

Anonymous asked:

I saw your Gidel and Fellow doodle on your twitter about the name change and I LOVE THAT SO MUCH cause I'm also thinking the same thing 🤣

"It's for our disguise Giddy!~" 🦊

Everyone calls him all sort of different names, Fellow said so himself (Episode 1-3) 😆

This bitch probably has done a lot of name changes for his con jobs n shit. (¬‿¬) 💚

(referring to this sketch from a 🔑twt acc, since it’s not for ko-fi and just a shitpost, here you go. He can’t even read the papers...)

Thank you Anon!! <3 Just like any other person I really hate that name change, but thinking about Fellow having lots of different names pacifies me a little bit lol Well, at least it makes me laugh and not want to break walls.

I wonder if Fellow has a guy that helps him out with fake ids… maybe his bosses make it easier for him these days; he probably used to go to various shady people before. But then again, they probably don’t always need to have papers… just come up with a name and go! Right, Ernesto? Good grief…

tardigrade-misfit asked:

Silver looks so adorable in his lil hoodie meanwhile Sebek looks like he only agreed to wear it because it was Malleus themed lol

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Thank you! Yeah, Silver is a cutie pie, as always lol Sebek should wear that hoodie with pride! He is closer to his beautiful waka-sama with those little horns on his hood.

I love these hoodies a lot; they are from that one drawing that Yana did of Diasomnia boys going to a movie theater. Katsu and I both are so obsessed with it; they look so adorable wearing those! I wish Yana did more sketches with characters hanging out like that, but of course I am grateful for everything she already does…

Anonymous asked:

I saw the latest comic about Gidel and Fellow Honest (I refuse to use the English names) on kofi and I think I have a proposition. I’ll be their sugar whatever but I get to touch their fuzzy ears now and again. Do you think they’d accept my terms?

Since we got this ask the same day we posted previously mentioned sketch (also a comic), I assumed you were referring to this one as well, but come to think about it we did have a Gidel and Fellow comic posted on ko-fi the other week…

Regardless! I think you absolutely should be their sugar whatever (… parent?), their sponsor and their financier lol Fellow will refuse at first, but it’s just because he is a bit prideful; maybe after some fuzzy ear touching he’ll reconsider. Keep petting the fox! The little cat will help you.

Anonymous asked:

I too used to hate all things girly when I was younger. Now I’m grown and like to wear kawaii clothes and will kick the asses of those who say otherwise  (◕‿◕✿)

This is exactly what Vil would’ve wanted for you, Anon. And this is exactly what he wants for Epel. 💪😔

Anonymous asked:

Do you do any chesward here?

Nope! Sorry.

[g-xix]

hey love could u maybe write headcannons for callux

Dating Callux Headcannons

Dedicated to the lovely @lia-wrld who i'm glad agrees there needs to be more Callux content on this site. I mean, look at that picture, he's too cute not to write for. That being said, here's some dating headcannons:

-Night owl and early bird duo. Whenever he goes to bed late, you go to bed early and whenever you wake up late, he's up early. - You two NEVER feel sleepy enough to go to bed or wake up at the same time... -That means that whilst you're in bed, eye mask on and eyes shut and ready to sleep- he's sat up in bed next to you, laptop keys clicking every so often whilst he does some latenight work. -You never really mind it though, as whenever he begins tapping the keys he mumbles a little sorry, and tries to keep one hand on your head- fingers threaded through your hair and gently stroking and massaging your scalp. -Plus he always sits with one leg splayed out so that you can wrap your arms around it and cuddle that instead. 

-He generally has to wake up earlier because he has early meetings with his team about his shoe company and other hustles- but he always makes you breakfast when he wakes up before you. -Whatever he has- he makes two of, and leaves it on the kitchen island with a paper towel over it, so that you can eat whatever it is whenever you get up. -Generally he makes a cream cheese bagel with cress for himself, but always leaves the cress out for you- knowing how much you hate those leaves.

-I feel like the two of you would adopt a cat together. -After the first two or three years, he would have enough experiences to be able to deduce that you LOVED cats. -Like, whenever he went 'round to JJ's to watch the football, you'd always drive Cal over so that you could have an opportunity to say hi to JJ's cat Buu, and you'd even started feeding the neighbours cat, whenever he climbed over the balcony and sat on your windowsill.  -Cal adopts a little ginger persian kitty and surprises you with it on your birthday. -You literally shed a tear when the little thing is handed to you- the way he's so small he fits in your two hands, and rolls his fluffy little body over to paw at your fingers. -Cal's videoing the whole time and lets out soft chuckles from behind the camera, his own heart melting at the sight of his gorgeous girlfriend petting the tiny boy

-Asks you to model his NoTwoWays shoes CONSTANTLY. -Once he's finished a new design and his team says "The next step is to take the promotional pics", he's already typing a text telling you you're needed tomorrow to model the new pair.

-You teach him the piano. -When you saw the old piano in the corner of his flat- perfectly in tune despite collecting dust across the keys, you felt the need to play a familiar tune. -Out of practice, you hit a few wrong keys, but the overall sound was still recognisably a very well renditioned copy of an old John Legend song. -At dinner that night he'd quietly ask whether you could teach him how to play the piano, having heard your playing whilst he was sat working in the office. -Of course you said yes -Once a week you'd sit with him on the stool and give him guidance in playing the piano. 

-He'd be so massive on praise. -Like, not even as a kink- just generally, he'd just celebrate the little things with you- get a cake or something when you've got a raise at work and just want to tell you how proud he is of you, and how special you are <3 -He would also be big on praise in a kinky way tho. -Can imagine him giving it rough, but his favourite way is just doing it lovingly- going at a slow pace, kissing all the way through -Would mumble praise like "you're so gorgeous" and "you're doing such a good job" -This man n soft sex >>>>

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[yoonsdoll]

hi im bored and this is my professional opinion if seventeen r kitty or puppy coded and why because this is very important to me !!!!!!!!!

seungcheol : kitty coded

ok this was actually a really hard choice because he actually does have both kitty and puppy features but ultimately i decided kitty because hes so persian cat.

LOOK AT HIM POUTING.

but laura!!! he has a dog!!! YES I KNOW OKAY!! i LOVE kkuma. and as much as he wants to be a dog dad hes just a cat taking care of a dog beeeee so fr!!!!!

ok in conclusion realistically he can be both but like.. look at these photos and try spot the difference

cheol get well soon i miss u .

if u disagree then u just dont get the vision!

jeonghan : kitty coded

i have previously stated how he is a ragdoll cat. and yes, he really is.

hes so mischievous in like the best way ever, tell me a kitty wouldn't do that. U CANT!!!!

as a cat owner myself.. im just correct.

he 100% knows how to get someone to give him what he wants (treats) and he sits there all day looking fabulous and getting attention for being so cute.

also jeonghan get well soon im losing hair the longer ur gone.

anyway pls agree ive never been so confident in an answer in my life. dont ruin this

joshua : puppy coded

the more i look at shua smiling the more he reminds me of a cute puppy.

pls this man has me breaking down hes literally so cute.

i have no reason apart from the fact im so very sure he would be a puppy. and also hes an extrovert which automatically strikes me as a dog!!!

he looks like a fancy cat on a lot of pictures but dont let him gaslight u.

he told me himself hes a smiley shiba inu.

im a strong believer in puppy shua.

junhui : kitty coded

i feel like this is a very obvious answer but still

0% puppy in him. its all a very feral cat.

when i look at jun i think of a british shorthair kitty. a baby one in specific.

especially because hes playful as hell but also has his moments when he just prefers to be quiet and listen to the others.

he alternatively could just be a white and black cat.. it did occur to me while making this. however i still feel like a british shorthair is more suitable.

jun is so cat coded and even he knows it!

hoshi : kitty coded ?????

okay see my issue is that yes.. tigers are in the cat family. but do u not also ever look at hoshi playing around w the members and think that he could be a puppy if he wasnt so obsessed w tigers..

anyhow, he is kitty coded for the most part I GUESS.

sometimes he really does remind me of a hamster more than anything though, but again this isnt the point of this post.

ill give him this win and say he is a toyger cat.

HE LITERALLY LOOKS SO HAMSTER IN THE FIRST PIC ITS BUGGING ME.

look at him tryna convince everyone in that 2nd pic.. ok wtv he convinced me

wonwoo : kitty coded

so very calm, knows what his boundaries are, likes playing around once in a while.

wonwoo is THE black cat. one of those that are really well taken care of with short yet super soft fur.

same as jun.. u will never find any puppy energy in this man.

he has a dog too, but hes the most cat coded person u will ever see. this is why my cheol point was also correct.

im giggling those photos r so perfect. 3 wonwoos ^^^^^^

bye u legit cant even argue with this one if u wanted to

woozi : kitty coded

SHUT UP U KNOW IM RIGHTTTT!!

WOOZI IS SO KITTY I DONT CARE. I DONT EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN.

just as i know wonus a black cat, i know ujis a white cat.

hes so elegant yet so fun and so cute pls someone tie me down

the fact i already knew what photos im gonna use says enough.

i would also like to say that hes also very bear coded. like if hes not a cat hes a bear.

dokyeom : puppy coded

everyone cheered!!!!

dk has always been very puppy to me, even in interviews where hes speaking to people he doesnt know (which makes it difficult for him (and hoshi)), hes ALWAYS trying his best.

hes so cute!??!?!?! like, im really not good with dog breeds AT ALL, but he clearly is a pomeranian.

is he a grown 5'10 man? yes. is he also a very cute puppy breed? also yes. why? it just makes so much sense.

the 2 glasses photos were a coincidence but they somehow make him look even more puppy coded.

him in curly hair.. dude it doesnt get any better than that!!!

mingyu : puppy coded

DUH!!!! hes the puppiest out of all puppy in seventeen

surprisingly, i always see everyone call him a golden retriever which, personality wise I SO AGREE!!! but something itches my brain when hes compared to a husky. IT MAKES SM MORE SENSE NO??

i lied btw ive never seen anyone compare him to a husky this is me trying to drop my opinion without getting dragged.

theres not much else to say apart from that his emoji rep is litch a puppy so u cant deny it!

no matter what breed u wanna compare him to, itll still always be a dog

i truly wish i could see him as a cat but its just not right!

minghao : kitty coded

kitty coded through and through!!!!

i dont think i cld ever compare hao to a puppy?? his vibes r so cat.

SIAMESE CAT** let me say. dont u agree!!

hes so sassy and i feel like that rlly influences my opinion but also when have u ever looked at minghao and thought he was puppy coded. literally NEVER. i cant name u one time.

give him blue contacts and hes that cat in the middle (pls dont)

i rest my case thank yew!

seungkwan : BOTH?!

seungkwans a really difficult one for me. because he quite literally is both.

he has moments when hes so puppy coded then the next second hes the most kitty coded man ever.

same in selcas.. i cant even decide thru them!!!

if i really had to pick, id lean towards a cat, but again.. its too hard to decide.

therefore, he would be an orange kitty or a samoyed dog! :3

im sorry for cheating my way out of this one but i srsly cant decide.

vernon : kitty coded

chillest cat ever trust me.

vernon said himself he really likes cats and that made this even easier than it was before cause it just makes sm sense!

im aware vernon likes dogs too but him liking cats is so ?? vernon ??????

i always go back to that photo of him holding the baby kitty. hes such a cat person. literally look up vernon being a cat person on twt and theres a whole thread proving it!

this is why vernon is a siberian cat! he looks like it sm and he is chill like that ong

vernon and kitties give me life

dino : puppy coded

surprisingly i originally wanted to say kitty coded but after a think abt it.. hes clearly puppy coded

a very loved puppy by his 12 older brothers lolol

he always loves the attention and enjoys smiling and making others laugh a lot too..

do u guys remember that puppy interview? yeah.

his light brown hair was the prime border collie days!

i found that middle photo and immediately thought dino.

ok i originally didnt even mean to assign them all to breeds or wtv but it just happened... thank u for reading this is what happens when i get too bored!!! anyway i think i did pretty well so!

[4rainynite]

EAH Dorm Rooms Headcanon pt 3

Maddie & Kitty

One is mad about hats and tea, while the other is a kitten bent on chaos.

Now it's time to view our favorite rebellious Wonderlanders: Madeline and Kitty *CROWD ROAR SOUND EFFECTS*!

In the books the Wonderlanders' rooms have been described as messy, chaotic, and mad. Which fits them perfectly, since Wonderland lives and breathes chaos and madness. And Kitty and Maddie are the definition of chaotic madness!

Sadly, during the show's run we never got to see a good view of Maddie & Kitty's dorm room which was a huge bummer! There were some hints in books of what the rooms looked like so I'll work with what I got. Here we go!

Maddie's side: As the next Mad Hatter, Maddie fits it to a tea (sorry, I couldn't resist the pun)! From mix-matched patterns to enough tea to fill an olympic-sized swimming pool, it's the perfect room design for our favorite mad girl.

Maddie's room screams Wonderland/ future Mad Hatter! We all know Maddie loves tea and there's tea: on her little table, her bed, the floor, even on the chandelier! The room is chaotic, messy, and mad.

During my internet digging I found a black and white photo of Maddie's room that is designed exactly like the image in the book. I believe it was a sketch done by the artist who designed the book. It would've been nice to see the room in color, but I think the room would be Maddie's color scheme.

In the Getting Fairest line Maddie has a nightstand where she places her hats while getting ready for an event or sleeping. It was seen in the book (look at the image of Maddie's room on the right side), and there was a glimpse of it in 'Thronecoming'. In the picture it seems like it has added storage where Maddie may store all of her hats in, it probaby can fit hundreds of hats in it.

Maddie's little tea table is most likely the same one we see in her room. Being, Maddie, she can pull it out of her hat and enjoy teatime with her friends anywhere.

Maddie has a vanity set which is at the other end of the room. I'm guessing Maddie has a closet in her room since we didn't see it in the pics, and if the room didn't have a closet or wardrobe Maddie would've put one in anyway Mad Hatter style.

From what we see Maddie's wallpaper is white at the top with light greyish swirls, the middle part is divided by a gold band, and the bottom part is purple and maybe lilac (or white) stripes.

Look! Earl Grey has his own little house, it's so cute. $20 bet that it's bigger on the inside and looks exactly like Maddie's dorm room!

In this pic we see Maddie's bed, desk/tea table, and a glimpse of her nightstand.

I love the aesthetic of Maddie's room! I was really upset that we never got to see more of Maddie's side of the dorm since she's my favorite character in the show. Every time I saw her on screen or read her sections in the books, I just lit up with excitement.

Kitty's side: Kitty is a mischievous kitten who thrives on chaos and her room reflects it.

We actually got to see more of Kitty's side of the dorm than Maddie's. From what is seen Kitty's side of the dorm seems to be surrounded by zigzag stripes and cat shaped furniture.

After, rewatching the show I realized Kitty's room is one big cat tree post! I mean look at the top image, Kitty's bed is on a platform/loft, than her laptop is on another platform, and who knows what else is up there.

Behind, Raven and Apple we get a (somewhat) better view of the bed, laptop, and I'm guessing cat toys. Since, Kitty can transform into a cat I can see her playing with them and chasing Earl Grey around the dorm.

I think Kitty has endless baskets of yarns, since she loves to knit. And has a closet full of sweaters and scarfs.

Like most cats, Kitty sleeps wherever she pleases, as she sleeps on her striped sleeping bag that kinda looks like a caterpiller sleeping bag.

Kitty does have a vanity, which we the viewers don't see, while Kitty's applying lipstick. If you look closely at the background, you see Kitty's bed, but instead of on the platform it seems to be on floor level. In the pic on the right the bed is back on the platform and on the right corner, I'm guessing that's the vanity set.

While researching Kitty's room I got confused at a few points (Kitty would be proud of herself). I wanna say it's due to different writers, but it's Kitty. She most likely switched her room up weekly.

@foreverfairest @showingmytruefeathers, EVERAFTERROYAL, @monster-lili, EAHWIKI, ROYALREBELWIKI, TRUEFEATHERS

[wawapiggy]

Do wanna a distraction? I could show you some kinda funny/coolish botw clips I saved on my phone from my switch

Or I could show you some cloud pictures and a few little pics of my kitty cat?

adsfggdhjfjjf thank u sleepy!!!! all of those are very wonderful and i would love to see either of them- but i would especially like to see ur kitty cat :3

[anachronistic-falsehood]

whiskey what does pac look like. i dont go here i dont know who he is. im ASSUMING ???? hes the one with the pacman hoodie yes. send me ur favorite pac images <3

MAC MAC!!! pac is the littlest guy of all time he’s such a weird little freak <3 here was his mc skin from purgatory

if u want pictures of the cc for like references or w/e i got u!! i have. um. an embarrassing amount of pac pictures. he’s very pretty i think but here r 2 pics of him i am not posting anyyyy more. my camera roll is crazy

also qpac’s right (?) leg is a prosthetic!! bc yk. cellbit ate his leg in prison <3

OH and here is cellbit’s skin from purgatory as well <3 ik i have posted cellbit like a million billion times before so u have probs seen it but here it is bc i love him and i want u 2 see him look at him he’s my baby my cat my kitty <3 he wore a gas mask in purgatory too <3 i lov ehim

also cc cellbit pics. not just for references but also bc he is pretty look at him mac r u looking at him can u see him r u looking macccc. mac can u see him

also here r couple random screencaps of them. just bc i think they’re neat <3

[irlcats-bracket]

Bracket 5 Round 3 Poll 3

Opal vs Blackie

check their descriptions and propaganda (new for both!! pics, facts and a whole ass short video) below!!

OPAL

She’s never met a person she doesn’t love (although she was NOT happy when submitter let their brother watch her and he put her in clothes…) and she is so vocal!! Always got a meow ready for new friends

she just tried to jump up on the windowsill but the window was closed so she bonked her face on the glass and fell down. She often loses the red dot when chasing it. But she always politely uses her paw to request pets and snuggles, then gently pushes your had away when she is done. And! She is the only cat in the world submitter is not allergic to! She's so special and snores when she sleeps all curled up next to them and they just wish everyone could have the chance to cuddle this little kitty cat

BLACKIE

This is Blackie, submitter's little one-eyed wonder. He lost his eye to glaucoma quite a few years ago, but he's doing a lot better now, and still likes to play with his sister, Artemis. His name is Blackie because that's what the shelter named him and submitter's family couldn't agree on a new name for him so it stuck, but submitter themselves call him 'Big Boi' because of just how massive he is. He was once very timid, but with time and love and patience he is now a certified lap cat who will come right up to strangers to demand pets. He has a wonderful squeaky meow and when he purrs it sounds like two cats purring at once. He likes to have people watch him eat and he will guide submitter's mom over to the couch and make her lay down just so he can sleep in her lap. Also, when he lays on his back, he covers his belly with his tail. Pictured is him in his signature polite boi sitting pose

CATPAGANDA

BLACKIE

More Blackie propoganda! This time I bring you big boi in motion

link

Assorted Blackie facts:

A brave man when it comes to thunderstorms. But the vacuum? His mortal enemy.

The friendliest cat at the shelter. But the staff forced me to pick him up and hold him to get a picture and he got terrified and peed on me.

We think, based on how he acts, that he may have grown up in a home with dogs. But the mark on his ear is one done by our local neuter and release program, so we don't know if he was a stray, an outside cat, etc. But he's one of the friendliest cats I've ever met.

Will go up to his sister and put his head down to get it licked. But as soon as she goes to lick him and flattens his ears and raises a paw like he's gonna hit her. Sometimes they fight and sometimes they just walk away. We don't think he's trying to trick her because he acts genuinely confused throughout this process.

Sometimes he uses his back paw to scratch the back of his front leg when he's sitting down and it's so cute <3

These are old photos from when I used to hold a camera down and snap a photo when they leaned in to sniff the lens.

Blackie is our older cat and is such a gentleman. He is eager to love, he does the quickest slow blinks I've ever seen from a cat. He has a two-layered purr, it literally sounds like a cat purring as popcorn is being made in the background. He lost his eye to glaucoma when he was younger but he runs around and plays and teases his sister Artemis like a kitten. And his eyebrow whiskers grew down over his missing eye! He's not a big fan of people food but he has a fondness for pizza crumbs (NOT the crust. Just the crumbs off the plate when you're done eating the pizza). He walks like he's gingerly stepping through flowers and he's so gentle that the one time I overstimulated him and he wanted to bite me, he just shoved his closed mouth against my hand. He has a super long tongue and if you scratch the right spot between his shoulder blades he will lick the air. He's my precious boy who started out so scared but he's so brave and social and happy now just typing this out makes me wanna cry and go give him scritchies.

OPAL

Opal propaganda: she hates the vacuum but is SO brave about it, we accidentally trained her to shake our hand with her paw when she wants to be pet, and while she has a water fountain that she drinks from she still prefers glasses that a human is currently drinking from (she just wants to participate)

Vote for Opal round 2, now with snapchat filters!

[yoichichi]

PICK A SELFSHIP N TELL US THE TOP 3 FAV DATES U GO ON W PICTURES <33333

WAHHHHHHHHHH HEHEHEHE OKOKOK >_<!! NOW YOU SEND ME THE SAME THING TOO !! RIGHT NEOWWWW!!! STAT <3!

Pics and details below the cut >_<!

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Date 1 - book and boba bc OBVIOUSLY !

this was a bit closer to the beginning of our relationship and something he planned just as a casual date, but we both ended up spending much more time inside the book store just talking than either of us expected! (was also his hard launch post LOL) n I went home full of butterflies n feeling like I could jump 28283818428 feet in the air <3

yuu.okkkkk: 📖🤎🧋🌱 - august 17th, 2022

pboy: that book looks so very soft - august 17th, 2022

meg01: congrats 👍 - august 19th, 2022

maki.z: tell him to unprivate his instagram or accept my follow request - august 17th, 2022

togetoge: omg that boba looks so good ?? Also cute <3! - august 19th, 2022

kugisakeno: EEEEEEEEEE ! - august 17th, 2022

itayuu1234: 👀🤍🥹 - august 17th, 2022

Date 2 - 1 year anniversary date at a remote lakeside all day in the summer <33333333 !

we hiked to a semi remote lake and had a picnic and read on the lakeside (and kissed 😏) ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷

yuu.okkkkk: 365 days and countinggggg 😁😁😁😁😁 - june 23rd, 2023

maki.z: ew <3 - june 23rd, 2023

itayuu1234: AWWW 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 - june 24th, 2023

kugisakeno: this is cute but there better have been diamonds exchanged - june 23rd, 2023

meg01: congrats 👍 - july 2nd, 2023

Date 3 - impromptu dinner date at a park on the way home !

we were both on the way home from our separate jobs and were STARVING so he ordered some takeout for pickup at a restaurant nearby our place. we walked straight there once we both got home to enjoy the fresh air and have more time to talk to each other about our days, but were to hungry to wait so we ate outside on the way home since it was nice out 🥹

yuu.okkkkk: sometimes you can’t wait till you’re home :/ - may 10th, 2024

togetoge: PLSSSSS send me some ! - may 10th, 2024

kugisakeno: kitty!! - may 10th, 2024

maki.z: i told you their food was delicious - may 10th, 2024

meg01: that cat is cute - may 10th, 2024

meg01: where did you see him? - may 10th, 2024

meg01: them/her - may 10th, 2024

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THANK YOU FOR THIS ANGEL I LOVED DOING THIS SO MUCH AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOURS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[prairiefirewitch]

I can’t stop buying honey and pasta and mountain tea. The hatchback of the Panda Fiat I’ve been driving around is full of retsina and more honey (and cans of cat food for when I see a cat that looks too skinny). Will they let me on a plane with 50 pounds of honey? Anyway not related at all, yesterday on the way to Delphi from Edessa, I was driving along a rural back road and I saw a road side stand with a big sign that said EL PASO. I’m a Texan so I swerve in, startling the 3 people sitting at a picnic table. I prevaricate a little here because communication was rough and after I start yelling El Paso, El Paso and pointing at myself, they think I’m from El Paso. They also think El Paso is in Mexico but it almost is so they think I’m from El Paso in Mexico. I see there’s a chalkboard menu with the usual Greek stuff but also an El Paso section which includes “HOD DOD 2.00” and “HAMBERDER 3.00. We’re all yelling and pointing, very excited about El Paso in general, the old guy who runs the little stand goes to put on some country music which I assume is the El Paso connection; he likes cowboy stuff, and goes to make me a HOD DOD while I get out the cans of cat food to feed all the skinny kitties. The Russian lady sitting at the picnic table LOVES this and with a translator app she tells me all about her cats. My HOD DOD comes out and oh my goodness the way things get interpreted here is glorious because the bun is the size and shape of a football, there’s a desiccated looking sausage in there, and about a gallon of yellow mustard on top. It was pretty bad but I ate every bite because I love these people now and I’m not going to hurt this lovely man’s feelings. He takes a picture of us in front of the El Paso sign, (I was too excited to get a pic too because this whole scene was madness) and I reach out to give him a hearty hand shake and he grabs me and gives me such a good bear hug that I have to choke down a little sob because I love good hugs and he’s hugging me like he really means it. And I get in my car beaming and honking as I drive away and isn’t it funny how these are the things that fill us up and make us feel alive? I love it here.

[smoosnoom]

hiiii moon <3 i come w cat pics and music recs :>

first: this is my cousins cat, gizzy ! she sorta looks like a little alien (not visible in these pics unfortunately) and most of the time she does look like shes about to murder u, but shes a sweetie and i luv her very much. shes a very thick cat too . like.. Hefty lol , whereas my cats r mostly fluff and squish, gizzy is like . muscular almost haha. but 10/10 very solid kitty, good for pats

and as for music recs;

call me what you like - lovejoy

shake - the haunt

courtside - tim atlas

anddd..... old soul - saint motel

these r all Very different songs lol sry abt that . but uhm. hope u enjoy them and if u have any recs for me i would luv to hear them :D <3

mj . after the Longest time eve r i am finally replying pls forgive me !!!! oh my god gizzy looks so Much . just so much i love her very much omg but i need u to know how the words "hefty" and "muscular" made me giggle so hard 😭😭 thanku for the pictures i would love to pet her omg !!!!!!!

ok first . what is so crazy abt u recommeindgn lovejoy to me is that i am seeing them !!!!! live !!!!!! in concert !!!!!!! with friends just next month Wow that is so crazy !!!!!!! i love love loveee their music !!!!

i enjoyed "the haunt" !!!!!!! i loveeed the last few verses omg the vocals were so so nice when the singer like . spirals into the words "the hardest pill you take" just sosooo good omg . i enjoyed so much !!!

i dont htink i have ever heard of tim atlas so this was my first impression Ever and . it wa s so nice so summery and it reminded me of walking down the shoreline in california !!! it was so like . laidback and gave me the vibes of pink lemonade . lovely lovelyyyy

one thing abt saint motel . the vocals will Deliver so well i loveee how he croons out some of the words oh my god . the entire song made me feel like i was floating on top of the surface of a sea it was so nice, when the chorus hit ??? my mind was blown . oh my god just so soothing and wowowowo .

i loved the variation !!!! never apologize ever again . i liked these so much !!!!

okok basing these on the little rock/alt vibe i got from the first two, i'm recommending "how soon is now?" by the smiths (i loveee the smiths !!!!!) and "crybaby" by destroy boys !!!! i think u would enjoy the latter a lot !!

the second two, for the same kind of Floating in the Ocean atmosphere . im going with "saturnine" by mystery jets and "andromeda" by weyes blood . they dont really match the songs u gave but theyre kidn of adjacent !!! just . not as happy LOL but i hope u like them anayway !!!! pls let me know what u think :)

[cravingstudyvalidation]

Ok Tess there are 3 little kittens and 1 big mommie and 1 another big lady cat. They're all orange.

Thing is my complex is full of dogs like im not kidding - about 20 dogs at least, and they're insane. They'll start following you if you are walking alone like creeps and start barking out of nowhere as if they want to kill you. I love dogs don't get me wrong, I had befriended the stray dog that used to come to our hostel (people called him Gora : white because he was black?)

Anyway, so these kitty cats are sooooo scared. I got them milk and some bread to eat, they were eating like they were hungry for so long :( but still refused my hand. They were so scared, the moment I got up (I was sitting near by the bowl i brought) they jerked away from eating :(

But they are around my house so I can get them food everyday I hope, and maybe befriend the cat family! They're soooooo cute. Next time I'll take my phone w me to get you a picture.

that's honestly so creepy esp if ur walking alone at night omg. oh nooo:(( they had a quick flight or fight response right there lmao. but that's so sweet of u and the cats sound so adorable:((( yess i need the pics!! this is so wholesome😭😭

[hexellent]

SHIPLIST---

Kass and Celios. Rose and Celios. :)

@lilacgod // 3 Songs on the Playlist

Kissin' Strangers - DNCE ft Nikki Minaj

I got a boy that I kinda like This is a kiss-kiss, tongue him down kind of night He got that mmm, mmm, hard, got that China white He got that bomb, I think I'ma call him dynamite I gotta lotta songs, I could show you all the sonograms Me? I'm Jem, and these bitches is the holograms Me? I win, and these bitches just lose They ship sink, but my ship, it just cruise Anyway, I'm back, with my baby gat, gimme piggy back Drip drip, where that kitty cat? Put it in his lap Sip sip on the tip tip, lick on his lip-lip I think he's tryna hit young Nick like the quick pic

I LOVE YOU HOE - Odetari ft 9Lives

Ain't nobody takin' you away from me, baby (I promise) Ain't nobody in here that can say that I did you wrong No-Nobody gonna put up with your shit the way I done Nobody is comin' here to save ya, I did enough Y-y-y-y-y-you, it's you No one look good with me but you Y-y-y-y-y-you, it's you No one look good with me but you

Blow Your Mind - Dua Lipa

Tell me I'm too crazy You can't tame me, can't tame me Tell me I have changed But I'm the same me, old same me Inside Hey! If you don't like the way I talk, then why am I on your mind? If you don't like the way I rock, then finish your glass of wine We fight and we argue, you'll still love me blind If we don't fuck this whole thing up Guaranteed, I can blow your mind Mwah!

I Really Like You - Carly Rae Jepsen

Late night, watching television But how'd we get in this position? It's way too soon, I know this isn't love But I need to tell you something I really, really, really, really, really, really like you And I want you, do you want me, do you want me, too? I really, really, really, really, really, really like you And I want you, do you want me, do you want me, too?

I'm Invincible - Ama Lee (One Piece: Film Red)

My voice carries birds in flight With every note, they go higher and higher See how I move with such grace Just like a dancer on the stage Your voice carries life within Calls me to action again and again If you're hurt and you need me I'll always be there, I swear I'll always protect you We'll have a chance to go to brand new heights You and I, unstoppable when we're together We can have it all A fire burns within our hearts

Strawberry Blond - Mitski

I love everybody because I love you When you stood up, walked away barefoot And the grass where you lay left a bed in your shape I looked over it and I ached I love everybody because I love you I don't need the city, and I don't need proof All I need, darlin', is a life in your shape I picture it, soft, and I ache [...] Look at you, strawberry blond Fields rollin' on I love it when you call my name Can you hear the bumblebees swarm? Watching your arm I love it when you look my way

[measuringbliss]

Spider-Man Read-Through 031: Tarantula and Kraven (SSM 1-3, plus -1)

MASTERPOST

In this batch, I make a mistake, someone gets to have creamed filling and big cats show their teeth!

That's heavily relatable to me. My grandparents would force us to go outside instead of letting us read or play inside. Some things never change?

HE'S GAY. HE'S BISEXUAL. HE'S QUEER. MAY SENSED IT. Like it's RIGHT THERE. COME ON. WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. "He's a bit fragile." We all knooooooooow!!!!

And Ben really wants Peter to be straight.

Oh. That explains things...

Not only do we get backstory for Peter, but we also get it for Flash! He's an asshole as a kid, but when you see his dad, things make more sense.

I'm putting this without context because it's funny. The facial expressions are on point, though, I'm very impressed.

Wow, Uncle Ben sucks. I get he has good intentions, but no no no, argh.

He gets better.

I don't have much to say, because the issue is very unlike the rest that has come before. It's dramatic, ironic, well-written, dark...

Not what I expected. Hm!

And... that's partly because I just read issue #-1, not #1. That was an issue published in the 90s.

WHICH MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE. Turns out my site redirected me to -1 instead of 1... but I'm still gonna read what I'm here for!

That's more like it! Oh, hey, Flash! That's, uh, awkward.

Classic situation: Spidey's taking pics of an event on the campus, a big bad (The Tarantula, my beloved) attacks, Flash tries to fight his goons off and fails, and the Tarantula escapes with a nice guy.

IN OTHER NEWS...

So Gloria's gonna throw a surprise party for Peter, nice! I'm getting spoiled, but oh well, I prefer to read several issues of the same series at a time.

I think Peter, MJ and Flash should hang out together. They should date and snuggle. And maybe I should write that. I just posted on AO3 today for the Threesome prompt of Kinktober, but nothing stops me from posting more stuff!!!!!

I feel like there's a decent chance MJ would be polyamorous, especially those years. Nowadays, she's busy adopting fake children and getting with guys from another dimension.

Turns out the Tarantula's obeying someone's orders, as usual! I wonder who that is. It feels so great to be lost like that!

The ads are bonkers too.

Spidey saves the mayor, but the Tarantula gets away. It's a fun issue, I don't know why, but I'm very attached to the Tarantula.

That makes sense!!!!!! So we still have Conway, nice <3 Sal Buscema and Mike Esposito did a great job with the visuals, too.

SSM #2 starts... Well.

I have no idea what the first yellow text in the middle panel means, but I'm here for it. At least we're not forgetting the Kinkpin's son, and it makes the concurrent ASM storyline quite intriguing!

Somewhere else, the Tarantula surprises Kraven and they fight. I hope we get to see Kraven's nipple lasers!

Someone interrupts them, sadly.

Hmm! So mysterious!

While both evil guys get to know each other and kidnap a guy, Peter has an idea. Gloria is looking for a job, and he knows just where they can try.

"Peter, you're my friend, why are you doing this to me?"

Great comedy.

Turns out Gloria and Jameson hit it off spectacularly. Gloria might have used some of her charm... Good for her!

Spider-Man has a job of his own, of course.

Kitty kitty!

The Tarantula is a smart one. I'm glad that Conway gets to play with his characters a bit more <3

...That said, considering our mysterious figure assaults the Tarantula precisely for knowing too much, I'm not sure he's gonna stay alive much longer.

Oh, they want the money. Good for them! I'm not gonna read Jessica Drew's adventures, though.

Lasers!!!!! Kind of. Better than nothing.

#SSM 3 time!

I love that Peter's unmasked on his picture <3

Imprisonned with the mayor, the Tarantula frees himself... but the Lightmaster, aka his boss, was expecting this!

Peter has more important business, though, namely: getting back home in his costume and avoiding being seen by Gloria and Flash, who're playing music in his flat.

He succeeds. Flash invites him to eat with Gloria, but he has a surprise when they get at the restaurant...

Remember her?

She runs away, and Flash decides he needs to be alone for a while. I never expected to see her again!

Peter decides to investigate a flashing light and finds he's not welcome there.

I snorted. The Lightmaster knows what he wants! And he hurts Peter pretty bad.

A good excuse for a new fit.

He eventually unmasks the Lightmaster as a physics teacher at university! Alright, sure. The bad guy ends up fried similarly to Kraven, nicely closing our batch.

Next time: The Vulture!

[jiye0ngs]

BEING BESTIES WITH THE MAIN FOUR? SURE THING. — a headcanon list.

SUBIN

- drags you to the nearest fast food restaurant at 3 in the morning

- orders only milkshakes and ice creams but steals your food

- “girl stop eating my fries. GET YOUR OWN FRIES”

- music turned all the way up lights out in the bedroom. jumping and dancing that makes the floor shake a little. you disturb everyone in the block

- late night drives while also having the music turned all the way up. its a miracle you dont get pulled over by traffic enforcers

- when she can’t come over video calls that last for 6+ hours are your thing. sometimes screen shares whatever video game she’s playing and keeps cursing throughout the whole session.

JISUK

- wants to try out roller skating with you even if he hasn’t gone to one since he was like. 7 years old

- falls on his butt before you even enter the rink

- burgers and corndogs are your go to foods. he wants to eat in every burger shop in the city for some reason.

- will eat your pickles for you if you dont like it. in exchange, though, you must eat his tomatoes for him no matter what. its a symbiotic relationship.

- goes to bridges with you and picks the lock of every couples’ love locks just for fun

- kicking and headlocking as a form of affection

- sending memes as a love language. tags you in shitposts and forwards you videos at ungodly hours in the morning.

WOOIN

- cafe hopping ❤️ going to bakeries ❤️ yes to all of these

- spends a large amount of time going on walks and hanging by the park. he takes pictures of birds, you take pictures of the frogs.

- avid fan of watching movies at home; pretends not to be scared when watching horror films since he knows he will never hear the end of your teasing

- not much of a gamer but has not ever left animal crossing untouched since you introduced him to it.

- “hey are you free right now?” (sends 7 photo updates of his island) “i got new neighbors :) and i have more fish at the museum. go visit already”

JIWOO

- binge watches dramas and tv series for nights with you. a regular audience for your ramblings

- sends 20 cat pics every day; if he doesn’t reach his quota he will apologize profusely and follow up with 20 more cat pics

- ropes you into being a regular at a cat cafe. his own kitties get extremely jealous when not only their father but also you have cheated on them with other cats

- is a disaster cook and so are you. this does not stop him from asking you to come over and cook a wild recipe he stumbled upon at 3 am while browsing youtube though.

- has recreated the Lifting Simba Scene from the lion king with you and the cats more than 3 times. casein nitrate is close to punching someone.