#all the baddest bitches look like big cats

[pearsonspearson]

It’s the same picture your honour

[wispyhearts-heaven]

I'm Home (Bo Sinclair x Reader) Part III

| It's time to confront the biggest, baddest boy in town. It's a bit of a mixed bag asyou're welcomes back. |

Warnings: NSFW, kinda leave the horniness on read sooo, unresolved sexual tension, daddy kink, degredation, kinda voyerisum, slight spanking, groping

Pairings: Bo Sinclair x Reader, Lester Sinclair & Reader

(i) (ii) (here)

His demeanor changed, albeit slightly. He looked all the more like a big cat prowling after it’s prey. He dropped any hope of a facade that Bo had tried to keep going; you knew him, he didn’t have to hide.

“You left and all you can say is ‘h’ya baby’?” He stood up, moving away from you, a scowl marking his face.

“You think I wanted to leave?” You pushed back, standing up and moving out of the pews. “I didn’t hear about what happened until two years after my parents tore me from my home.” You felt heat come to your face as your jaw tensed. “There is nothing more that I wanted to do then come back here and that’s why I am here.”

Bo looked at you, clearly still angry but it had died slightly.

“I don’t care who you kill or what you do, you’re not getting rid of me.” You said. His nostrils flared, looking mighty like a bull in the ring.

“They tell you what we do?” Bo asked, his stance dropped a bit.

“And showed.” You looked at the coffin and then back at Bo. “He told me what you did. And I saw those high chairs for the first time in years and God, Bo, I don’t blame you.”

He looked away from you when you brought up the highchairs. “Why’re ya back?” He still didn’t make eye contact with you.

“Because I had to leave behind my family.” You said , careful not to touch him. You’d done what you needed to. He needed his anger gone so he could actually talk to you. “And I had no say in it. And if you even think about telling me to leave-“

“That ain’t happening.” Bo snapped.

“Well I’m glad we agree on something.” You snapped back. You took a breath as you saw him run his eyes up and down your body. “You keep looking at me like that and I don’t think I’m gonna be in a fit state to see your brothers.”

He grabbed your arm and pulled you in closer. “Your back in my town, I’m gonna fucking look at you how I want.” He moved his arm around to cup your ass and licked his lips. “Especially when you look like this. Look at how fucking pretty you are, darlin’.” He squeezed and smirked as you moaned and grinded into his leg. “Yeah, just like that.” He popped his leg out for you. “Grind on me like the bitch you are.”

“Fuck, Bo.”

“Yeah that’s right.” He growled into your ear as his other hand came up to grab your hair and pulled down. “Feel how fuckin’ wet you are.”

“Bo.”

“Keep goin’, let my brothers hear you.” You gasped and tried to pull back as you thought about the two brothers out there. Bo didn’t let you stop, you could feel his erection pressed up against your leg. It wasn’t enough for him. He started to grind against you. “Feel how fuckin’ worked up you got me.”

“Bo, Lester and Vin are waiting-”

He growled and pulled your hair. “Don’t.” You moaned out as his words. “Acting like a filthy whore in front of Mamma too.”

You brought your hands up to Bo’s back, digging your nails into his suit. “Da-” You cut yourself off.

“Oh ho, what were you gonna say baby?” You shook your head. “You want Daddy to look after you?” You clawed even harder into his back. “Daddy;s gonna fuck you so hard back at the house.” He whispered gruffly into your ear before he quickly pulled away, leaving you to whimper at the loss of contact. “But right now, we have a family reunion.” He smirked and you groaned.

“You’re such a dick.”

His hand came down with a harsh smack. “You watch your tone.”

You huffed but smiled. “Yes, daddy.” Before you walked away towards the entrance of the church. You could hear Bo mumbling behind you but you ignored it; you could deal with the consequences later.

As you walked out of the church, you found that Lester was the only one standing there. He looked up as you walked out, his cheeks flushed.

“Where’s Vincent?” You asked. Lester cleared his throat.

“He, uh, headed up to the house. Wanted to give you some privacy.” Lester scratched at the back of his neck. “Figured one of us should stay to tell ya.” You heard the church door close behind you, and looked back to see Bo only looking slightly disheveled.

“And you got stuck with it?” You teased back. Lester smiled at you.

“Yeah.”

You patted Lester on the back. “Sorry ‘bout that.” You chuckled as Bo came and rested his hand on the small of your back. “We should head up to the house. As Bo said, we got a family reunion.”

The walk was comfortable. You made jokes with Lester and Bo kept his hand on your back, every now and then it slipped down to rest on your ass and squeeze before it moved upwards.

As you came upon the house at the top of the hill, you smiled. “You guys haven’t changed it at all have you?” You whispered.

Bo responded, his hand still on your back. “Not at all.” It was said with a softness that couldn’t usually be associated with the man. “Vincent won’t let us.”

“Ah,” you smiled, “ever the softie.”

Lester snorted. “Don’t let him hear you say that.”

“Tell me I’m wrong then.” You retorted as you shoved Lester lightly. Who proceeded to shove you back and into Bo, who took the opportunity to wrap his arm around your waist. You paused for a moment.

He doesn’t say anything back, just gives his toothy grin back at you as the three of you come up off the gravel and to the front door. Lester stepped back and motioned for you to step forward, allowing you to open the door.

“Vincent!” You yelled out as you opened the door. “We’re home!” Lester moved behind you, squeezing your arm as he went to find Vincent.

“Home, huh?” Bo muttered as he shut the door. You turned around, a smile on your face. You pulled at Bo’s arm and brought him in for a hug, his arms quickly wrapped around your shoulders, yours coming around his waist as you bury your head in into his shoulder.

“Yeah.” You whispered into his shoulder as he almost melted around you. “I’m home.”

[simonsworkshop]

Musical sentence starters!

these will be from different musicals! these usually end up being really long so as always, I apologize for that. I’m using musicals that aren’t quite as tumblr famous but Should Be maybe this exposure will make some people listen to some new stuff! tws for sex n violence also swearing!

Something Rotten

God, I hate Shakespeare

“God, I hate Shakespeare!”

“Don’t be a penis!”

“The man is a genius!”

“Ah, geeze you sound just like him!”

“The way he feigns humility when all he does is gloat!”

Bottom's Gonna Be on Top

“My name will be synonymous with being on the top!”

“ I'm the cat's meow!”

“ It's gonna be great!”

“If you're the star you are, you couldn't be any more brighter.”

“Thank you, Jesus, and Hail Mary!”

“My accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours.”

“In your dreams.”

“Bottom's up!”

“Nice metaphor bro!”

Hard to Be the Bard 

“Just me and my beer and the terrible fear that I might be losing it.”

“It's hard.”

“ It's really hard.”

“I make it look easy but honey believe me It's hard.”

“It's a burden, but I suffer through it.”

“He is suffering.”

Oh don't make me do it, don't make me go through it... can somebody get me a drink!”

“Can somebody get me a drink!

“ Hoping for just a bit of divine intervention.”

Evil Dead The Musical

What The F*** Was That

“What the fuck was that!?”

“She just ripped my pre-ripped Abercrombie.”

“ What darkness lurks beyond this wooden sanctum?”

“ Dude, these hoes been zombified!”

“ I cannot stay here anymore.”

“ I'm getting out of here!”

“I cannot stay, I killed my lay!”

“ You can't go now.”

“Bitches out for blood!”

“ I can't take this anymore.”

“ We don't even know if there's a way back.”

“ I'll find a road where I'll flag down a van!”

“Just listen to me...”

“No I won't!”

“ It's time to go!”

“Now I'll put an end to this vacation.”

“ I'm gone!”

Look Who’s Evil Now

“You will die!"

 “Now I'll ask you a question, not where, or why or how...”

“Sock it to me, baby!”

“I heard you suckers mocking me!”

“If being evil's cool, consider me Miles Davis.”

“ You can't stop me now.”

“Who's the stupid bitch now, [name]?”

“ I'm sexy, I'm cute And so evil to boot!”

“ I'd kill you with these guns, but I don't think they shoot!”

 “Dude, grab the fucking gun!”

“Shoot her!”

“Shoot it!”

“ I can't shoot [name]. S/he's a friend of ours.”

Join Us

“Join us!”

“Don't you wanna join the crew?”

“You'll be dead and evil too.”

“The coolest thing to do is join us.”

“Your life sucks you know?”

“Don't be just a fucking shmo!”

“You'll be dead with no remorse and be hung like a horse.”

“You can even bang a corpse if you join us!”

“so just lay down that big gun...”

“ Ah! Ah! No, I'm not going to join you, never!”

“You don't want to look beautiful, like me?”

“Please! I'd rather look like this moose.”

“Why thank you!”

“ I'm here to tell you all about the fun and excitement you'll experience if you take us up on our offer and join us!”

“Can't you see we'll have a scream? Evil's funner than it seems!”

“Being evil is divine, you'll be dead but so refined!”

“ Party like its '99..."

“Oh you bastards! You dirty bastards!”

Blew That Bitch Away

“Well we thought you were fucking with us.”

“We thought you were a lying prick.”

“It just sounded like, uh, bullshit.”

“But apparently you weren't talking smack.”

“She was going to eat us!”

“You saved us all!”

“You're the baddest motherfucker in this whole strip mall!”

“We thought you were a phony on some mad tirade.”

“Now we see that you're a hero.”

“You saved the day!”

"You blew that bitch away!”

“I told you I could kill these demons.”

“Who knows who the next victim will be?”

“We need a clean up on aisle three.”

Ode To An Accidental Stabbing 

“Goddamn you, woman!”

“You fucking stabbed me!”

“Do I look like a fucking zombie?”

“It was a mistake!”

“What can I do to prove I’m sorry?”

“Well in the future I’d appreciate it if in the future you could not fucking stab me!”

“I’ll make you feel better!”

“This hurts like a son of a bitch!”

“Take this cloth and apply pressure to your wound.”

[darksides-dutchess]

And now the sides as thing my friends and I have said

Virgil:*sends a long and felt message on how he cares about his friends*

Janus: Are you being held at gunpoint?

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Everyone: *baking a cake*

Remus: Let's write dilf on the cake.

Virgil: WHY?!?!

Remus: cause Patton said to write something you like on your cake.

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Logan: I have never felt more joy since I was in high school and the teacher said that my work was the best among everyone and that was the confidence boost I needed to realise I am the baddest bitch ever.

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Remus: I want a spicy chicken sandwich actually two with no fries and plain water.

Janus: I will strangle you

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Patton: From now on I will now be known as the Frog King bow down to your new ruler and hold fear in your hearts about the power I withhold.

Everyone: ALL HAIL THE FROG KING!!!

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Virgil: WHO THE FUCK MADE ME A FLOWER CROWN IM ALLERGIC TO POLLEN.

Janus: I did.

Virgil: Of course you fucking would.

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Roman: *watching a movie* what is this platonic or romantic? I genuinely can't tell the difference.

Remus: Honestly who cares. We can't let some guy for old England tell us the difference.

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Janus: All in saying is that we should at least fuck our friends once just to understand the feel of it.

Logan: I'm not having sex with you.

Janus: >:(

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Roman: if there is one thing you need to know about me is that I am a sad queer kid that romanticises everything in his life but has never been held in the arms of anyone who genuinely loves me.

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Patton: Is it just me or does the Khan Academy guy actually sounds kinda hot?

Remus: FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT. IM NOT ALONE ANYMORE!!

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Virgil: WOULD YOU STOP PLAYING NOBODY BY MITSKI ON REPEAT!!

Janus,through tears: I've bEeN BiG anD sMalL, AnD bIG aNd SmAll aGAin......

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Logan: It's times like these where I wish you could just shut the fuck up.

Remus: What I just said that doctors can perform brain surgery while the patient is awake.

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Virgil: Remus we aren't friends anymore, you're going in the DNI section of my tumblr bio.

Remus: SHAWTY IS GIVING ME A FREE SHOUT OUT!!

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Janus: Okay patton you had your turn with the kitten now its our turn.

Patton: NO!

Logan: Give her to us Patton.

Patton: If any of you dare to take Luna (the cats name) I will not hesitate to place a lego peice after ever step you take.

Everyone:*slowly backs away*

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Roman: if you ever met a straight guy and he says he does musical theatre, that man it the biggest liar known to our generation and is living in a closet made of glass.

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Virgil: I feel like you were a lesbian in your past life.

Patton: Oh definitely 100% agree.

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Remus: The reason I am so disappointed in myself is that I am a whore living in a virgins body. I have been fucked 78 times in my head but never in reality.

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Logan: I would rather get stabbed 54 times in the chest by a toothpick and pour lemon juice into my eyeballs than to share a bed with you.

Roman, who snores way too loud: Understandable, have a good night, hope you sleep with one eye open.

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Janus: OMG!! I love the look you are going today, the eyes bags from crying yourself to sleep over a boy that doesn't care about really compliments the I didn't get enough attention as a child and now I get overly attached to people way too quickly, you're killing it!!

Virgil: 🖕😐🖕

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Remus: I would eat the communist manifesto.

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Virgil: I'm not saying I wanna die but if I was in a dark alley and someone just stabbed and left me there to die............. I wouldn't be disappointed.

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Comment if you wnat to see more of the weird shit my friends and I say

Reblogs appreciated

[b0rista]

— 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑.

WARNINGS: light angst & swearing.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: he's one of my ultimate favorite snk characters, and i needed to cleanse my page of the heavy ass warrior content djjfjf.

"you're either a blessing, or you're a lesson. either or, you and i met for a reason."

with all of the gore and the misfortune that comes with your livelihood, it's connie that gets you through it.

as expected, you first fell in love with him for his humor. not for the humor itself, but for how it shed the smallest flicker of joy upon a heaping tower of despair— as soldiers, you needed that. fortunately, he was the one that brought it to the table. even during your days as cadets, connie lived to make you laugh. hearing a chuckle flutter from your core served as a form of therapy for him, and with time, he grew addicted.

with that being said, he does the stupidest shit in order to get your attention. even when you're together, he'll do what needs to be done. for example, one time, he tried to impress you by doing a trick while saddled up on his horse. in an attempt to twirl like a jackass ballerina, the horse decided that it deserved better, and kicked him clean off its back. at the sight of his 5'2 ass being hoisted eight feet into the air, you nearly choked.

prepare yourself, he's a cuddler. after a particularly hard day's worth of work, connie finds solace in bedding up with you, knowing that you're safe, and with him. he asks that you don't tell anybody, but he actually really enjoys cuddling as the little spoon. to have his head pressed against your chest, his ear to your heartbeat, brings him comfort. of course, he'll never detest to being your big spoon, either. he absolutely loves the feeling of you buried within his touch.

^ if you ever want to go an evening without cuddling, he'll be immediately offended. never, ever, ever will the two of you fall asleep back to back. he simply won't have it, it makes him feel as if something's wrong. and if that is the case, nobody's falling asleep until you've talked about it and successfully sorted it out.

at the beginning of your guys' relationship, everyone worried for you. did he coerce you, y/n? are you being forced? has he threatened you, has he threatened your family? nobody could grasp the fact that connie motherfuckin' springer had managed to pull you.

if there's any sort of sour talk regarding you, no matter how little it is, this man will leap to your defense. one time, jean called your bedhead ugly, and connie propelled a moldy roll of bread into his forehead. in the end, a massive food fight erupted, and you were just standing there with your bedhead like 🧍‍♀️

HOWEVER, there was an instance that actually led to a genuine, real fight between you two as a couple. you'd managed to scuff up your leg during the battle with kenny the ripper and his associates, and when it came down to who was and who wasn't going to tag along for the eren & historia rescue mission, connie belittled you to the team behind your back. not because he actually felt that way, but because he'd do anything to maintain your safety— even if it meant hurting your feelings. telling captain levi that your abilities were inadequate for that particular mission hurt him, but he did what he felt was necessary.

in the end, though, levi saw through the charade. to connie's dismay, you came with to save eren and historia. and during the entire journey, you didn't even utter a word to him. of course, though, during the battle, you put your frustrations aside. once you saw your lover's head nearly get kicked in during combat, you understood his intentions, and you forgave him. as expected, he replied to your forgiveness with humor,, his go-to coping mechanism.

"considering how sexy i looked on the battlefield, i knew you wouldn't be able to resist."

whenever his hair starts to grow out, you're the one that gets to cut it back down! he's able to do it himself, but he really likes it when you do it. you're typically propped up in his lap, sitting face to face as you file down his edges. he always loops his arms around your waist, intently staring you in the face— seeing you so concentrated on his hair, he can't help it.

you wouldn't expect this from connie whatsoever, but he likes it when you read to him. pick a literature of your choice and let him kick back and rest his head onto your lap, pleasE. he'll close his eyes, and for the first time in forever, stay still. the only time he and books ever coexist is when you're reading one to him. he'll also make fun of you whenever you stumble over a sentence,, so get ready.

the day you realize that this motherfucker is nearing six feet tall, you're ready for the holy spirit to whisk you away. literally, you measure his height on the weekly once you realize he just keeps gaining inches. that, and when he starts growing more into his face? lawd, take you now.

"connie, you're getting seXY-"

"what the hell does thaT mE A N-"

many, many proposals. none are meant to be taken seriously, which the both of you know. still, there are far too many proposals between the two of you. one time, you killed a fly midair, and he thought you were the baddest bitch on the block.

"marry me."

another time, he swooped you into the air with his maneuvering gear, and as you held onto him for dear life, you looked him dead in the face: "marry me, you baldheaded bastard."

it can be a reel, how many times the two of you say that bullshit. somehow, it's cute.

he doesn't really take basic boundaries into consideration. like, one time, you caught him using your toothbrush because he couldn't find his. it wasn't fun, you had to give him a serious talking to.

he is, without a doubt, constantly prepared to lay down his life for you on the battlefield. during his time as a soldier, he's grown significantly strong— and once he fell in love with you, he's felt even stronger. not only do you give him drive, but you lend him strength. with that being said, you're somebody he'd die for without even an ounce of hesitation. and knowing him, he's probably made that more than obvious.

when connie's village was destroyed and it was discovered that his entire family was turned into titans, you were one of the only ones to actually comfort him. you were absolutely enraged at how nonchalantly your lover's loss was set aside, and although he'd tried his hardest to conquer the grief alone, it was you who sat at his bedside at night, cradling him in your arms as he wept. never in your life had you seen him so distraught. after that period of time, your relationship with him only deepened in its seriousness. 

as expected, you and sasha spend quite a bit of time together! after all, that's your boyfriend's best friend. given her easygoing nature, it didn't take long for sasha to absolutely adore you. naturally, she wonders how the hell you manage to operate with a boyfriend like that, but she tries not to ask questions.

speaking of the wonder twins, they love getting you in trouble. whenever the two of them think up an astonishingly moronic shenanigan, there's a solid 50/50 chance that you'll be looped into it, too. one time, they purposefully dulled jean's razor, and when he went to shave, it only ended in him splitting his face open due to placing too much pressure. as a joke, those two jackasses carved your initials into the handle. when jean decided that he'd murder you, connie tried playing the hero, lEapiNg to your defense. it was stupid, and it didn't work. you still laugh about it, though.

there have been several jokes regarding starting a family and growing old together— secretly, though, connie doesn't want them to just be jokes.

he stole a stray cat for you. yup, yes he did. the two of you were walking about the city, and you saw a gray-haired sleeping beside a trash bin behind a local vendor. you compared its fur to the color of his hair, calling it cute. out of impulse, connie went back to that exact same vendor later on that day, trapped the cat in a box, and brought it to your doorstep.

his forearms and fingertips were covered in claw marks, but to see your face light up the way that it did, any amount of pain was immediately worth it.

after the nickname that shadis had given connie on the first day of cadet training, you named the kitty q-ball. 🥺

during the season four era, the two of you share a house. at first, captain levi argued against it— "put a pair of horny teenagers in a home together, what do you think is gonna happen?"

y'all said fuck it, and lived together anyways. it's you, him, and your lovely child, q-ball. occasionally jean, too. some nights, he doesn't want to be alone.

eskimo kisses. during the prepping of every single mission, you'll get eskimo kisses. it's a small, loving gesture the two of you do before heading into the battlefield. as a sign of your love, you'll press your foreheads together and rub noses, weapons holstered and ready for combat. it's a serious tradition, and it'll never be ignored.

and after a mission, connie has this habit of pinching your cheeks immediately after rushing towards you. it isn't to be cute, either. it's so that he can scan you, and check you for any harm. basically, it's him squeezing the life out of your face while bombarding you with questions.

expect supremely cheesy pet names! bae, biscuit, buttercup, baby thing, sexy bitch, and so on. if it were anyone else, he would 100% make fun of them. but it's him, therefore adorable.

[the-ghoulish-write]

Ghouls!!

Have some art, everyone!  These are my interpretations of each Era of Ghouls, along with Nihil’s ghouls!  I’ll have my little tiny writing written out under each set so you don’t have to squint at that semi-sloppy mess!

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- FIRE GHOULS - [LEAD GUITAR]

Era 0 - Magma

murder demon

will burn everything

hates interaction

asshole cat who will scratch everyone

fuck you and your rules

Era I - Sulfur

soft boi

looks like he could kill, but is actually a cinnamon roll

likes sweets

big boi

Era II - Pyre

the baddest bitch

kind of a dad

will always respond to his name

basically a cat

Era III - Alpha

big smart

got that 1000 degree knife

looks like he could kill you, but actually could kill you in the right circumstances

Era IV - Dewdrop

little gremlin

mlem

shoot da fireball

klepto arsonist

eats crayons

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- WATER GHOULS - [BASS]

Era 0 - Flood

terrifying

a huge dick

super quiet (only really speaks in infernal)

Era I - Creek

tells all the scary stories

broken horn

will destroy anyone

Era II - Ripple

curious

happy boi

reads all the books

really the mom

Era III - Stream

done with everyone’s BS

tired + depressed

probably an alcoholic

Era IV - Rain

everyone’s son

drawing baby

soft, cinnamon roll

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- EARTH GHOULS - (W/ SWISS) [DRUMS + BEATS]

Era 0 - Quake

loves his drums

never opens mouth

(arrow pointing towards tail reads “vines”)

Era I - Malachite

mute?

will let people touch his antlers

accidentally scares people

(arrow pointing towards tail reads “deer” but I have no idea why lmao)

Era II - Flint

dad jokes!

so nice

loves children

black coffee pls

mask cracking

(arrow pointing towards tail reads “roots”)

Era III - Moss

absolute savage

tea expert

calm, mellow voice

(arrow pointing towards tail reads “leaf”)

Era IV - Mountain

lorge but soft

loves animals (fuck snakes)

an actual mom

(arrow pointing towards tail reads “moss”)

Era IV - Swiss

gold-infused (thus why he is bunched with the Earth Ghouls)

horny 24/7

bruh, what even

serves looks

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- AIR GHOULS - [KEYS]

Era 0 - Storm

gorl

terrifyingly kind

slays the metal

done with every Era 0 Ghoul

Era I - Wisp

so quiet

seems lifeless

eats lemons for fun

Era II - Breeze

cranky

always needs a nap

totally married to Flint

Era III - Gale

concerned boi

great intuition

catch him doing jigsaw puzzles

Era IV - Cirrus

mom friend

places bets on fights

loves all the rats

animal whisperer

Era IV - Cumulus

sweet bean

loves people

shy af (ya love being a shy extrovert)

cinnamon roll

can fuck up anyone

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- QUINTESSENCE GHOULS - [RHYTHM GUITAR]

Era 0 - Void

distracted 24/7

bad at name recollection

guitar :)

Era I - Abyss

only hangs out with Malachite

ugh, interaction

won’t get out of bed in the morning

Era II - Star

somehow has it all together

highly respected

fearless

Era III - Omega

will fight anyone

basically a bodyguard

lorge

rulebreaker

protective af

Era IV - Aether

meaty lad

loves everyone

eats his veggies

banana...

an actual golden retriever

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[itsmaddienotmaddy]

OooooKAY. Here we go.

USWNT V COLOMBIA pt. 2

Jane with the nod over Ashlyn and Aubrey. Obviously she didn’t have much to do. Maybe Vlatko wanted to try a keeper whose name didn’t start with an A.

Alana Cook with the start finally!! She was a really strong presence and it was cool to see her get up on all the set pieces. Header goal in her future for sure.

Baby T back out there for a full ninety! Thank goodness. Distribution was good. Becky vibes. If she can stay healthy, she only gonna get better.

Ali Krieger. The MOST beautiful on the field (fr can I get her skin care routine?) and one of the baddest bitches on the field. Still quick, still physical, still has those BOMB ASS CROSSES. The assist to Cat was a thing of beauty. Just like her.

Sonnett at the left (and the right because girl can play anywhere.) Good offensive push, solid crosses, and an nice awkward titty assist for Pinoe’s first goal. BUT. And this is nothing new. Can she keep her hands to herself?? She’s such a good defender and she’s fast. Except whenever she slightly gets beat, her immediate knee jerk reaction is to grabby hand pull the opposing player down. She doesn’t give herself the chance to actually defend. It should be a ‘no other option, last ditch effort’, not a go-to move. And her fatigue was apparent near the end with a few dumbass passes

Emily Fox coming in!! I know she’s had caps before but this is a fresh start for her. Not as seamless an integration as Cat, but did fine for limited minutes.

Julie I actually paid more attention to this time lol. Nothing crazy. Per usual for her. Strong physical presence. She seemed tired at the end though, heavy first touch. But her recovery is always very good so no serious issues.

ROSE. I think everyone likes to joke about Rose being a teeny tiny fragile being. But she really isn’t! She was shoving people over left and right with unsuspecting muscle. Her play was extremely unselfish and it was clear she really wanted to assist a Cat goal. She would look at the shot, decide against it, and immediately try and find Cat. It was v sweet but she could’ve taken a selfish shot or two.

Samantha. God. Could not catch a break with all of the fouls committed against her. She had a strong game and was breaking through lines with her run and was doing regular, wonderful Sam Mewis things. My heart DROPPED when she went down. Her ankle went crooked AF. Hopefully not a long term injury - I JUST WANT GOOD THINGS FOR HER.

Lindsey. Typical Miss Bulldozer out there. She’s so calm on the ball and her weighted volleys are beautiful. Her goal was sick. Idk if Julie hit it first with her head at all but I’m taking it as a Crystal assist.

Kristie! Came on under unfortunate hurt little sister circumstances but good to see her get minutes. She wanted a redo on that one header so bad. She had opportunities for sure. Her reign of goals is over BUT a solid showing nonetheless

Pinoe with goals on goals. She’s BACK. Maybe not full ninety back but certainly getting there. She’s such a god damn joy and her PKs are scary amazing. RIP to Colombia’s incredible goalkeeper, she had no chance. I know everyone’s putting her as a bubble Olympic player, but dammit. It would be tough to see the team without her.

Lynn! A better game than Monday for her for sure. I was as relieved as she was that she finally got that goal. One million attempts finally rewarded. There was more of an effort to fight for the ball but still, a lot of unfortunate missed opportunities.

Cat got her first USWNT goal!!!! Big YAY for that. Not surprising in the slightest. She’s just so smooth on the ball. And she was everywhere. She didn’t let playing the #9 limit where she set herself on the field. So smart and so refreshing. Wish she would’ve played longer.

Which brings me to Carli. And I don’t just want to rag on her because she is a good player. But idk why she went in. She offered some good offensive pressure, she’s great at pressing. Other than that? She fell a couple times? She did seven zig zag moves in the box instead of shooting or passing..?

And then CRYSTAL. Vlatko heard my pleas and out Crystal at forward. She was excited to be there and I was pumped to see it. Her technicality, her MOVES. So underrated. And she took all the corners and just. She’s just world class. I love her.

And LAST BUT NEVER LEAST, Midge! Catch me just like Pinoe yelling “Let’s go Midgey!” From my couch. She just went out there and proved she is wasted on defense. Her little shimmy move and end line drive, her crosses, her GOAL. Crazy how all those wonderful things came from her playing her actual position.

Super bummer we didn’t get to see Mal, Sophia, or Andi in these games. Truly. THEY NEED SOME MILK.

My hope is all the gals stay healthy and we can do this allllllll again for SBC.

Also. Big shout out to Vlatko’s dad vibes and sneaker game.

[tetsunormous]

hi j!! congrats!!! i love you and im so glad we are friends!!<3

for your event i’d like the scrapbook of memories!

- who you dating?

jean kirstein!

- who do you kin?

armin, zenitsu, and hange! (armin is who i kin the most lmfaooo)

- favourite time of day?

night time!! I love getting to just relax and hang out late at night. I love spending late nights at home doing nothing djdjdj.

- five emojis that describe your aesthetic?

🌸💘🦋☁️💐

- give me your top three musical artists rn

i listen to doja cat, taylor swift and chase atlantic!! but im not a big music person, but i love their songs!

- what kind of dates do you like?

i love staying in, ordering takeout and just cuddling tg while watching movies at home. i also really like to go out to eat and i love going to amusement parks!

- favourite fanfic trope(s)?

friends to lovers. friends to lovers. did i mention friends to lovers.

- if you could be an animal, what would you be?

a sloth. my reasoning being that they are cute as shit and get to sleep a lot. my ideal world is being cute and getting to sleep all day.

- hobbies?

I really enjoy writing, and watching shows and movies! I also love to go do things with my friends, no matter what we go and do. I love spending time with those I love!

Hiiiii Emma!! Thank you so much <3 I'm glad we're friends too. You're adorable and I hope you like this

A Scrapbook of Emma and Jean

What Jean likes to do for you

Jean likes to wake you up with soft kisses on your cheek as he runs his fingers through your hair. He finds it really cute how your eyebrows twitch at the sudden contact but as you begin to stir, he gets to watch you smile right as you wake up.

He insists on opening all of your doors. This includes the car door, a door to the cafe in the morning, the door to your own home, literally any chance he gets, he will open it for you. If you open the door yourself, he'd make you sit back down and wait for him to open it.

Jean really likes singing and rapping to you but he can't really do either. This includes originals and freestyles but those are even worse.

He's the type to ask you to fart in front of him so he doesn't feel bad when he lets one rip. He just wants you to be the first one.

Jean LOVES play fighting and will gently wrestle you and wrap you in blanket burritos. He just thinks it's super fun and it's a fun way to build trust. He also loves that you don't get upset with him if he does beat you.

Songs that remind them of you

Jean is the type of lover to give you his all. In his mind, there is no reason to get into a relationship with someone he doesn't see him with down the road. Because of this, he loves wholeheartedly, but that also makes him terrified of losing you. I think this song reminded him of you for a while, especially the first few months of your relationship, because he wants you even if he's scared.

This is what Jean listened to when he first realized he's falling in love with you. I think he even plays it while in the car with you, just to see if you'd notice but all the could think about was how much he already liked you without even realizing it. You make him feel like a school boy crushing on the pretty smart girl. When he's around you, his heart beats faster than necessary and he didn't know until he was already in love.

Okay, first things first, he would ask you to learn the tiktok dance with him and he 100% posts it even if it's bad. This is definitely a song you both scream to but he's adding his own ad-libs while looking at you up and down. Jeanbo thinks you're the baddest bitch alive and it's not a question of "is she hot or is she cute?" it's very much "she's so cute and hot it makes me want to take care of her while doing the unspeakable."

Relationship visuals

tiktoks: 1, 2, 3

Jean would take you to the amusement park and he would dare you to go on every single ride

[acatpersonapparently]

bombajerrie sounds cool

Hell yeah it does! Im just gonna lift some of my Bombajerrie HC and put 'em ici:

Jerrie likes to rile Bomba up sometimes when he's bored. Partly because he thinks it's entertaining, partly because he thinks it's hot

Bomba likes goading Jer into tasks/bets/stunts/dares/crimes. She likes setting challenges for him and he likes completing them with flying colors to show off (sometimes this is used to make Jer do his chores)

Jer does the cooking. Sometimes someone new is like "Why doesn't Bomba cook?" And Jer has war flashbacks and points to their contract he taped to the wall that says Bomba cannot recreate another incident like the Gift of Gift Incident

Bomba does sometimes soften up around Jer in private because she feels secure and loves him so much it makes her feel like a lil girl fawning but at ALL TIMES she is the capital T Top

Jerrie shows Bomba how to crime and almost creams his jeans the first time she pickpockets someone and comes running to show him

Bomba has absolute faith in Jer and does not appreciate when someone insults him too hard (pushing the idiot joke too far) and will EVISCERATE them while expression exactly why they are his inferiors and should stfu

Jer is the cat that bring home dead things as gifts EXCEPT IT'S EVERYTHING. Sometimes Deme stops into their den and is like "are you guys hoarders?" And Bomba is like stfu and look at this cool ass can and its cool ass label Jerrie found

Jer DOES enjoy being very dramatic upon the delivery of his big gifts (diamonds, pearl necklaces, Munk's collar, some dudes monocle) and Bomba loves indulging him, posing in the latest goodie, and listening to Jer's story about how he got it

The pair have a notoriously slick rapport. A really good rhythm that always seems to be challenging and pushing against each other without any hesitation. Behind closed doors, they're perfectly happy in quiet. Curled up together with some part touching somehow. Each off in their own world, occasionally sharing what they're thinking about/doing

Bomba likes bragging about Jer. She fluffs up and is ready to talk about how great her "Goofy Criminal Dork" (unless Jer can hear. In that case, she thinks he could do better and work harder)

(Also... The first time Bomba entrusts watching over Deme to Jer is the first night one of them says "I love you" without uttering a single syllable)

Also:

Jer: "Ah, yes, my wife. The baddest bitch alive. Y'know, I'm fairly sure she's killed a man- why are y'all staring?" *turns around*

Bomba: *crossed arms, staring*

Jer: Sorry! We were talking about your Dump Truck Ass

Bomba: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING MY ASS A DUMP TRUCK

[sortavibing]

Haikyuu romance matchup

Hii, could i request a haikyuu matchup ive read some of them on your blog and theyre so good. 

Im 5'7 with blonde curly hair and a big nose. My body type is an hourglass however im chubby so ive got some a stomach and thiccy thighs and thicc arms and i love them lmao.  

Im a taurus and my personality type is estp :)) I’m quite confident in myself and im kinda blunt not a great thing tho LMAO. Im more of an older sibling type of person im the more mature friend in my friend group and i tend not to take risks coz im a scaredy cat lol. My friends also say im quite funny which i take pride in coz if someone said i wasnt funny i might cry.

I like to draw and play sims 4 its my favourite pastime i also study alot because i take pride in my grades but also im blessed enough to be smart naturally. I like music such as kanye west, sza, 2000s, kpop especially twice ong i love them, 70, 80’s and 90’s.

In a partner I’d want someone with a sense of humour and someone who is honest and loyal. Just someone who respects boundaries and loves me for me yknow, I also want PICNIC DATES AND SLEEPOVERS MEIXJSIDJSJZJSJ man I’d do anything for a picnic date.

i kin oikawa which is a very fun 😃👍.

hello! thanks for requesting! please i wish i had good grades :I my 60% in geometry isn’t looking very good rn🤠 anyways, here’s your matchup!

generating matchup…

matchup: complete

i match you up with sugawara!

you and suga are both the mom/older sibling friends of your friend groups, so you guys were drawn to each other with the mutual just annoyance of having to handle so many children. he was really happy to meet you, because you are like the only person that he knows who is somewhat mature and he needs you to stay sane.

you guys often have study dates, and you both actually study pretty well, with light conversation and sappy 80s songs playing in the background to break up the silence. suga usually gets bored of studying if he’s covered everything that he needs to cover, and then he will go over to you and lowkey bother you until you go watch a movie or just vibe with him.

one of your most memorable dates you had with him was an almost perfect picnic date. the weather was warm, and there were like no people at the park you guys went to eat, and all the food was really good. you guys just talked and made stupid jokes the entire time, while trying new food combos and doing the eating a cake out of a glass tik tok trend. the whole date was super chill, but really romantic at the same time.

every few weeks, you guys have a movie night, where you jokingly argue over what movie to watch, and then you and suga try to see who can catch the most popcorn in their mouth (you guys both are pretty bad at it). if you want, you guys will do facemasks, and just laugh and have fun with each other while the movie plays in the background.

one of suga’s love languages is touch, so if you guys are together, he will always have an arm wrapped around your shoulder or waist. his favorite form of pda is when you guys lock pinkies while walking, because it’s a lowkey way of showing everyone that you are his, while still being cute and romantic.

he likes to make playlists for you, and they always are super upbeat and will put a smile on your face just from the pure vibes they give off. if he ever sees you listening to them, he will get really happy that you actually liked it, and then he will add more songs to it just to surprise you the next time you listen to it.

suga likes to draw as well, and will often make small sketches of you and say something smooth like “i tried to make the drawing as pretty as you are in real life, but that’s impossible”, and he will be secretly proud if he gets a reaction out of you. he will keep everything you draw for him, and look at them whenever he is missing you.

you are always able to make him laugh, no matter where you guys are. if you and suga are in the same class, you would be joking around when the teacher was talking, and he would literally laugh out loud, and everyone would hear him. he has gotten in trouble many times, and he always pretends to be mad at you for getting him in trouble, but he really thinks it’s funny to see you try to apologize.

sugawara is your #1 hype man, like you could be doing the simplest thing, or wearing the most boring outfit, and he would tell you that you are a literal goddess and just make you feel like the baddest bitch ever (as you should). if you are ever going to put extra effort into an outfit, he would want to match with you so you guys can be an aesthetic couple together.

overall, you and suga are always able to put a smile on everyone’s faces, especially each others. he loves you so much, and would never think of cheating on you. people envy you guys for the trust you both have in each other, and how aesthetic your dates are. (god tier picnic dates i tell you).

i hope you enjoyed!

[mrystudy]

okay so my apartmentmates and I started watching miraculous ladybug as a way of destressing during finals week (along with kim possible etc bc cartoons with strong female protags make the serotonin go zoom) and I just,,,cannot get the “Hi My Name Is Marinette—I’m So Tired Of This Bullshit That I Literally Do Not Give Two Shits As To Who Finds Out My Identity—Dupain-Cheng” au out of my head,,,like indulge me for a second:

— older!marinette aka i’m the baddest bitch alive dupain-cheng riding her motorcycle (don’t fight me on this) to school while wearing a full ladybug print leather gear jacket with a matching ladybug helmet and everyone’s like “lmao that’s super cute you almost look like ladybug herself aha!” and she just...looks into the distance like she’s staring into the office cameras — marinette in her pajamas, tired and sleepless asf, single-handedly punching the akuma square in the jaw for Justice™ and everyone staring in awe at her jacked as shit biceps because wtf when did she get so ridiculously fit??? — chat noir being like “um marinette ily and all but we need to wait for ladybug you should get to safety...” and marinette just straight walking behind a trash can, transforming, and then coming out and chat STILL being the dumbass he is like “holy shit my lady hello did you see marinette she disappeared behind that EXACT trashcan before you arrived we have to make sure she is safe she just went to look for you I think—” and marinette just Sighs Heavily™ — alya gushing about ladybug to the Dupont Quartet and nino and adrien being all love eyes and marinette’s like “lmao that’s not what fully happened but go off I guess” and alya’s just...“wait what” and marinette just winks — ladybug going into marinette’s balcony not at all inconspicuously and chat follows because dumb cat-son forgot to tell her something and by the time he gets to the bakery marinette’s already transformed back and chat’s like “oh hi marinette didn’t know you were such good friends with ladybug!! <3 love you both but have to tell her something could you call her back real quick” and marinette almost pushes him off the balcony in frustration (alternatively adrien facetimes marinette for something and she answers as ladybug before being like “oop one sec” and pointing the camera away, theres this big pink light that’s a little too recognizable for adrien, and marinette resurfaces like “sup, you rang?”) — ladybug saving adrien for some reason or the other and accidentally being like “lmao could you help me with our physics homework later I’m having trouble on question ten” and adrien’s like ??? HUH??

[nyahsaqueen]

Task 001: Character Playlist.

Death Becomes Her - a Nyah Queen playlist

Snippets of Lyrics below:

1. tipsy - Chloe x Halle

man just this entire song is her vibe, k bye

I've been crucified, darling Ghosts haunt me like New Orleans I've been charged with murder Need someone to push me further I'll hit you where it hurts, yeah If you don't put me first, yeah And I don't give no apologies If you lose a life, that's not on me, yeah

[Pre-Chorus] Better, baby, better treat me better Better than those other guys who change up like the weather, yeah It is such a shame that they went missing, they can't find 'em now Oh, I wonder how I accidentally put them in the ground, yeah

[Chorus] I might be a little tipsy on your love Makes me a little crazy, but so what? You're strumming on my heartstrings, don't be dumb If you love your little life, then don't fuck up

[Verse 2] I'll take you to the afterlife Boy, if you ain't actin' right Key your car and crash the lights Hit your head, I'm not polite Then I'll hunt down your family Let 'em know 'bout the tragedy Who did it? A mystery But you know that it, it was me, yeah

2. scream - Michael Jackson & Janet Jackson

 Tired of injustice Tired of the schemes The lies are disgusting So what does it mean, damn it? Kicking me down I got to get up As jacked as it sounds The whole system sucks, damn it

Peek in the shadow Come into the light You tell me I'm wrong Then you better prove you're right! You're selling out souls but I I care about mine I've got to get stronger And I won't give up the fight

3. girls like us - Zoe Wees

 It's hard for girls like us We don't know who we trust Not even the ones we love 'Cause they don't know

4. motive - Ariana Grande & Doja Cat

'Cause I see you tryin', subliminally tryin' To see if I'm gon' be the one that's in your arms I admit it's exciting, parts of me kinda like it But before I lead you on

Baby, tell me, what's your motive? (Motive)

You treat me like gold, baby Now you wanna spoil me Did you want a trophy or you wanna sport me, baby? Want me on your neck 'cause you wanted respect 'Cause you fightin' some war, baby Well, I had to bring the fists out, had to put a wall up But don't trust phonies, baby (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) You gotta tell me, what's your motive, baby?

5. boss bitch - Doja Cat

Yeah, ain't tryna be cool like you Wobblin' around in your high heel shoes I'm clumsy, made friends with the floor Two for one, you know a bitch buy four And two left feet, you know I always drop First thing a girl did was a bop I'm the whole damn cake and the cherry on top Shook up the bottle, made a good girl pop

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss

6. nightmare - Halsey

"Come on, little lady, give us a smile" No, I ain't got nothin' to smile about I got no one to smile for, I waited a while for A moment to say I don't owe you a goddamn thing

7. all the stars - Kendrick Lamar, SZA

Tell me what you gon' do to me Confrontation ain't nothin' new to me You can bring a bullet, bring a sword, bring a morgue But you can't bring the truth to me Fuck you and all your expectations I don't even want your congratulations I recognize your false confidence And calculated promises all in your conversation I hate people that feel entitled Look at me crazy 'cause I ain't invite you Oh, you important? You the moral to the story? You endorsin'? Mothafucka, I don't even like you Corrupted man's heart with a gift That's how you find out who you dealin' with A small percentage who I'm buildin' with I want the credit if I'm losin' or I'm winnin' On my momma, that's the realest shit

8. needed me - Rihanna

But baby, don't get it twisted You was just another n**** on the hit list Tryna fix your inner issues with a bad bitch Didn't they tell you that I was a savage? Fuck ya white horse and ya carriage Bet you never could imagine Never told you you could have it

You needed me Ooh, you needed me To feel a little more, and give a little less Know you hate to confess But baby ooh, you needed me 9. checklist - Normani, Calvin Harris feat. Wizkid

Come show me what the neck ’bout Might show you what the check ’bout Might show you what that net 'bout Give it all to you if you check out Way you moving it around me Make me feel like you wan’ drown me Make me feel like you wan' wet me Only you know how to get me up

10. truth hurts - Lizzo

You tried to break my heart? Oh, that breaks my heart That you thought you ever had it No, you ain't from the start Hey, I'm glad you're back with your bitch I mean, who would wanna hide this? I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be your side chick I put the sing in single Ain't worried 'bout a ring on my finger So you can tell your friend, "Shoot your shot" when you see him It's okay, he already in my DMs

I'ma hit you back in a minute (Yeah, yeah) I don't play tag, bitch, I been it (One time) We don't fuck with lies (Two times), we don't do goodbyes (Woo) We just keep it pushing like ay-ay-ay

11. juice - Lizzo

If I'm shinin', everybody gonna shine (Yeah, I'm goals) I was born like this, don't even gotta try (Now you know) I'm like chardonnay, get better over time (So you know) Heard you say I’m not the baddest, bitch, you lie (Haha)

It ain’t my fault that I'm out here gettin’ loose Gotta blame it on the Goose Gotta blame it on my juice, baby It ain't my fault that I'm out here makin' news I’m the pudding in the proof Gotta blame it on my juice Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee Blame it on my juice, blame it, blame it on my juice

12. motivation - normani

 Fallin'  into the bed Why would we ever do somethin' instead of Fallin' into the bed right now? Yeah

I'ma break you off, let me be your motivation To stay and give it tonight And, baby, turn around, let me give you innovation Hey, 'cause I do it so right Think about it, ooh, I think about it Think about it, ooh, take a look at me now Hey, a little motivation, alright

13. mi gente - J Balvin, Willy William

Esquina a esquina, de ahí no' vamo' El mundo es grande, pero lo tengo en mi' manos Estoy muy duro, sí, ok, ahí vamos Y con el tiempo nos seguimos elevando

English: i’m rusty, i had to get some google help

Corner on the corner, that’s where we go The world is big, but I have it in my hands I’m very tough, yes, okay, there we go And over time we keep going up

14. sorry not sorry - Demi Lovato

Now, I'm out here lookin' like revenge Feelin' like a ten, the best I've ever been And, yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this But it gets worse (Wait a minute) Now, you're out here lookin' like regret, ain't too proud to beg Second chance, you'll never get And, yeah, I know how bad it must hurt to see me like this But it gets worse (Wait a minute)

Now, payback is a bad bitch And baby, I'm the baddest You fuckin' with a savage Can't have this, can't have this (Ah) And it'd be nice of me to take it easy on ya, but nah

Baby, I'm sorry (I'm not sorry)

15. django jane - Janelle Monáe

And hit the mute button, let the vagina have a monologue Mansplaining, I fold 'em like origami What's a wave, baby? This a tsunami For the culture, I kamikaze, I put my life on a life line If she the G.O.A.T. now, would anybody doubt it?

16. perfect illusion - Lady Gaga

Tryin' to get control Pressure's takin' its toll Stuck in the middle zone I just want you alone My guessing game is strong Way too real to be wrong Caught up in your show Yeah, at least now I know

It wasn't love, it wasn't love It was a perfect illusion (Perfect illusion) Mistaken for love, it wasn't love It was a perfect illusion (Perfect illusion) You were a perfect illusion

17. formation - Beyoncé

I see it, I want it, I stunt; yellow bone-it I dream it, I work hard, I grind 'til I own it I twirl on them haters, albino alligators El Camino with the seat low, sippin' Cuervo with no chaser Sometimes I go off (I go off), I go hard (I go hard) Get what's mine (Take what's mine), I'm a star (I'm a star) 'Cause I slay (Slay), I slay (Hey), I slay (Okay), I slay (Okay) All day (Okay), I slay (Okay), I slay (Okay), I slay (Okay) We gon' slay (Slay), gon' slay (Okay), we slay (Okay), I slay (Okay) I slay (Okay), okay (Okay), I slay (Okay), okay, okay, okay, okay Okay, okay, ladies, now let's get in formation, 'cause I slay Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation, 'cause I slay Prove to me you got some coordination, 'cause I slay Slay trick, or you get eliminated

18. be careful - Cardi B

Be careful with me, do you know what you doin'? Whose feelings that you're hurtin' and bruisin'? You gon' gain the whole world But is it worth the girl that you're losin'? Be careful with me Yeah, it's not a threat, it's a warnin' Be careful with me Yeah, my heart is like a package with a fragile label on it Be careful with me

19. i like that - Janelle Monáe

I remember when you called me weird We was in math class, third row, I was sitting by you Right before Mr. Ammond’s class 'Cause my mama couldn’t afford new Js Polos, thrift store, thrift clothes that was all I knew Do you remember? Uh, I remember when you laughed when I cut my perm off And you rated me a six I was like, “Damn” But even back then with the tears in my eyes I always knew I was the shit 20. W - Koffee feat. Gunna

Everything we do, we give thanks, tell dem wah we do Lowe di L, take di W (Ayy, ayy) One thing deh out deh fi you (Ayy, ayy) And it nah come if you no go

[shera-dnd]

A Day at a Time - Warmth

This one took a long time to write, but it’s finally here

My mind hasn’t been all here recently, but I’m still glad I managed to get this written down finally

As usual here is the AO3 link and let’s get on with the nonsense

Catra could do it. Her lungs were burning with the cold morning air, but she could do it. She would regret this so much tomorrow, but it would be so worth it. When she finally made it to the lobby of her apartment building, she nearly collapsed on the ground. She felt like she was going to die there, but damn it if she didn’t feel like a badass right now.

“Wow!” Adora exclaimed as she made her way into the building. “You actually ran the whole way back in one go. How are you feeling?”

“Like... “ She had to pause to catch her breath. “Like I’m gonna vomit.”

“Deep breaths,” Adora reminded her. “In through the nose and out through the mouth.”

After a few breaths and a sip of water the awful feeling in her stomach went away.

“So how you feeling now?”

“Like I’m the baddest bitch around.” She answered, with a tired smile.

“That is the spirit!” Adora cheered. “What else? Keep it going!”

“Like I’m the hottest bitch around!” Catra continued, raising both her arms over her head in cheer.

“Woohoo!” Adora nearly jumped in excitement. “Don’t you love that post workout high?” Adora went in for a hug, but Catra stopped her with a death glare.

“I’m too sweaty for that right now”

Adora pouted a little before raising a hand.

“High five?”

Catra chuckled before high fiving the jock.

“Well someone’s happy today!” A familiar voice commented from the stairs.

“Hey, Sparkles.” Catra greeted, turning to see the girl still in her pajamas. “Shouldn’t you be enjoying the last few minutes of sleep before dragging yourself to work?”

“Ugh, don’t remind me.” Glimmer complained. “I just really need to pick up this package before I go.”

“Sparkles?” Adora asked, a bit confused.

“Hi!” She greeted, suddenly awake enough notice the lesbian daydream standing right next to Catra. “I’m Glimmer. Pleasure to meet you!”

“Hi,” Adora replied with a smile that felt like a warm sunrise. “I’m Adora!”

“Oh so this is your workout buddy?” Glimmer asked, shooting Catra an amused look. “Well don’t let me interrupt anything. I’m just here to grab my package.”

Glimmer quickly got her things and waved them goodbye, before making her way back to her apartment. Leaving behind a still smiling Adora.

“So,” Catra tried to get Adora’s attention again. “Post exercise stretches?”

“Yes! Right!” Adora quickly agreed and lead Catra through their normal stretching routine. Though this time she was far less chatty than usual, she eventually spoke again. “Your friend there…”

“Sparkles?” Catra asked, already knowing where this was going. “What about her?” “Is she…” Adora blushed a little as she struggled to form a sentence.

“Is she what?” 

“A friend of Mara?” She finally asked, and Catra couldn’t keep herself from laughing at the old slang. Was Adora really that embarrassed to use the word lesbian?

“Yes, she is the biggest lesbian I know and she makes no effort to hide it.” She answered, after recovering her breath. “Why do you ask?”

“You know, just curious.” The awkward answer earned another chuckle from Catra.

“Right,” Catra remained unconvinced “Maybe if you ever get curious again you could ask her instead of me.”

“She doesn’t really know me. Wouldn’t that be awkward?”

“You really don’t know how to talk to a girl without a cat to help you huh?” Catra teased, getting her daily dose of blushing Adora. “I’ll see what I can do for you.”

“Really?” Adora asked, before giving Catra a big hug. “Thanks!”

“No hugs!”

~~~

Catra picked up Melog and looked into his eyes. A surprisingly difficult task considering how he stretched himself expecting to get scratched and petted. Still Catra wanted to meet eye to eye with the mastermind who orchestrated all this.

“So is this your endgame here?” Catra asked, in mock seriousness. “Get us all together here so you have three people taking care of you instead of just me?”

Melog looked at her confused as to why he wasn't getting any scratches.

“Don’t play dumb, you little bastard!” Catra insisted “What now? What is the next step in your great plan?”

The cat seemed to decide that since he wasn’t getting scratches, that sleeping on her lap was the best next thing. Catra couldn’t help but smile.

“Don’t you fall asleep on me. I’m trying to interrogate you!” Catra complained, but she couldn’t keep the tough act much longer and began petting the little bastard. “You stupid little ball of fur.” She said, with so much love in her voice.

Blaming Melog for all that had happened recently was fun, but she still needed an idea to hang out with both those gay idiots together. Sure they probably would be okay with just hanging out at her apartment, playing with her cat and chilling, but Catra still felt like she had to do something for it to be worth their time.

Meanwhile her cat purred like a motor at the attention he was getting. Catra laughed a little at how easy to please her little baby was. He always had a way to cheer her up… and give her ideas. Picking up her phone she began typing a little message for Adora.

Looking at the time, Catra was also reminded that she had work today and that she should get Melog to move somehow so she could get to it in time. And, more importantly, run into Glimmer on her way there. It took her some time but soon she was free and ready to go to work.

“Hey, Catra.” She heard as soon as she stepped out of the apartment.

“Hey, Sparkles.” She replied, seeing Glimmer walk up to her looking more exhausted than ever. “You okay there?”

“I’m fine. I just really missed those ten extra minutes of sleep.”

“Planning on just going into a coma this weekend then?” Catra joked.

“That does sound nice...” Glimmer replied, clearly just wanting to flop onto her bed and not get up for a while.

“Hey, if I can get in the way of your coma, wanna come over to watch some movies on Saturday?”

“Oh!” She perked up a little, not expecting that offer. “Yeah, sure. What we planning on watching?”

“Mad Max: Fury Road.” Catra announced.

“Do I get to yell ‘witness me’?” She asked, with a little more excitement.

“Duh. Why else would we watch it?” Catra played along. “I’ll message you the time later. I really should get going.”

“Alright. Have fun with the drunk emos!” Glimmer joked.

“I will,” Catra answered, already on her way out. “Also Adora will be watching with us.”

“What!?”

~~~

Catra had just finished setting away some snacks - a very difficult task when your cat is trying to eat things he shouldn’t - when she heard the first knock on the door. Once she opened it, Melog wasted no time jumping into the new visitor’s arms.

“Hey, Adora.”

“Hey, Catra.” She greeted, though her focus was on the little ball of fur in her arms “Hey, little Melog! How are you doing today?”

“He’s been trying to steal our snacks all day,” Catra commented, rolling her eyes at Adora’s overly affectionate tone. “So don’t pamper him too much.” 

“I make no promises.” she said as she made her way in. Adora looked around the mostly plain apartment, clearly holding back a comment.

“The place looks like shit. You can just say it.” Catra wasn’t angry or anything, she knew her apartment wasn’t exactly the best.

“I was gonna say that it looks cozy.” She commented, with such a sweet smile Catra didn’t know if she wanted to kiss her or punch her. “But yeah, the place could use a little something extra.”

“I’m sure it could.” Catra agreed, in the most Catra way possible. She had another snarky comment prepared, but was interrupted by another knock on the door. “Looks like has finally woken up.” she joked as she made her way to the door.

“Hey, Catra.” Glimmer greeted, “Ready to quote half the lines in the movie and thirst over Charlize Theron for the next two hours?”

“Oh definitely.” She looked back at Adora and asked, “Adora, are you ready for all that?”

“I think I can only do one of those things,” She answered, awkwardly. “I never watched this movie before.”

“What?” Catra and Glimmer asked simultaneously.

“I never got around to watching any Mad Max movies!”

“Aww, we’re gonna be your first time!” Glimmer joked, earning a blush from Adora and a laugh from Catra.

“Come in and get comfortable, Sparkles,” Catra invited once she got her laughter under control. “I’ll get the movie up in a second.”

Glimmer took a seat on Catra’s couch and once more Melog decided to greet the new visitor the only way he knew how, by begging for attention.

“I’m happy to see you too, Melog!” She cooed as she played with the little cat.

“You’ve met him before?” Adora asked, curious.

“Yeah, he decided he wanted to take Catra for a walk and ran right into me.” She explained.

“That's how I met Catra too!” Adora seemed so excited to have that in common.

“Really?” Glimmer beamed at the little ball of fur, happily playing with him even more. “Look at you, getting your mommy to make new friends. Aren’t you just the cutest little thing?”

Catra rolled her eyes, but those two were so happy that she couldn’t help but smile. Watching them playing with her cat was also really cute and it made her realize something. She had feelings for those two.

Sure she knew she had a crush on these two idiots for a while now, but having these two together at her place like that filled her chest with warmth, and she wouldn’t mind if every day felt like that.

Still smiling she finished setting everything up and sat down with her two favorite dumbasses.

“Come on, we have a movie to watch.”

[dacreshoney]

chapter 1 the new kid on the block

the days outfit | above |

chapter 1 of my new stranger things/billy Hargrove x reader series 

summary: The new kid on the block billy Hargrove, the two baddest kids in Hawkins catch each other eyes

warnings: flirting, swearing and actions some people may not agree with 

(I do not condone any behaviours)

read to find out more 

Recap: August 20th 1983 - senior Year, not like it mattered to me, I'd already missed the first week of what is said to be the most important year of my life. This was to hide the bruises and cuts my father decided to place me with this week, but If you asked Steve Harrington I missed school to avoid him after our summer hook up. Definitely not the case, but I'll let him fill his giant hair with a little more ego.you know, having the bad girl/popular persona at school always helped hiding the cuts and bruises, suppose that's why I like to play on the stereotype a little. Saves me explaining a whole lot of no good to the principle or the police; in which would do me a fat lot of no good as my dad is the chief of police. But today I needed to get myself out of bed and stop feeling sorry for myself if i ever want to get out of this shit hole, I needed an education.

7:00 am The sun started beaming through your window, the sunrise catching your eyes, you were always an early riser, but this morning you did not want to get out of bed and face the music of school. You dragged yourself out of bed and slogged your way to the bathroom to fix yourself up, you freshened your face and applied the days makeup. Nothing too dramatic but something which compliments your features, you made your way to your wardrobe where you grabbed your favourite black cropped sweater and khaki midi skirt to match with your dr marten boots and black backpack. Your hair wavy and tucked behind your eyes complimenting your chiselled face. 

You made your way downstairs in which your father was in the kitchen reading the Hawkins daily newspaper, he glared at you as you walked passed him in the Kitchen, expecting you To forget everything he had done the days previous. 

"stopped feeling sorry for yourself and actually going to make use of your life today are you" he mocked, edging for a sarcastic response 

in return you tried not to ease into his schemes and replied, turning on your heel To glare right back at him 

"don't you worry, you will still have a job by the time you get home today" you uttered with a slight smile coming from the left corner of your lip and made your way to fetch your car keys and headed out the door. You had a black alfa Romeo spider convertible, you turned the keys in the holder and headed towards heathers house, she was just as shocked to see you pick her up for school as well as Nancy and Barbara. 

“just tell me again why you decided to miss the first week of the most important year of school miss head cheerleader?” heather probed you with one arm lent onto the edge of the window, followed by Barbara who also questioned, 

“yeah, Steve has kinda been telling everyone you were trying to avoid him after he dumped you in the summer” barb giggled with the girls. 

you eyed them up in the mirror and responded with some annoyance, 

“ for a a matter of fact girls, I dumped his ass and two heather, had stuff to deal with” 

“you won't be saying that if you don't get into college Y/N”  Nancy vocalised in the back of the car

The girls then started to giggle as heather spoke, “just you wait till you see the new boy y/n,now that is someone I wouldn't mind taking my virginity and just walking away” and she followed, “ maybe someone to finally put you in your place and play you at your own game” she mocked.  You smirked and rolled your eyes at them in which you stated, 

“I would like to see the poor boy try” and laughed, the girls followed on to coo over the new kid, you really was not interested in boys after your recent fling with Steve Harrington, well you were interested in boys, but not for a relationship. You didn't mind playing them here and there, but you had decided that there would be no strings attached, your life was too crazy for anyone to handle. As you pulled up to school and found your parking spot, crowds of people entered the hallways as the bell rang. 

5 minutes late you were to class and Mr Hodge just had to call you out, you could just never catch a break with that man.

“late miss Y/N Johnson, and he followed with “nice to have you finally grace our presence” he spoke as the class looked up to find you at the doorway. You edged towards the desk and lent over in a flirtatious manner and stated

“ well hodge, just missed your face too much so of course I had to make an appearance for you” you smiled and walked to find your seat as he dismissed you, the class laughing. You saw a new face, one you hadn't seen before staring right at you smirking and licking his lips, this must be the new boy everyone has been gawking over. Billy Hargrove. 

“this seat taken?” you winked and questioned the boy, slumped on his chair legs spread in his tight denim jeans, he looked right up to you and cheekily responded with a wink right back, 

“well princess, you could sit of my lap or the chair, take your pick?” you knew he was a little heartbreaker just by his comment. You further added while taking the seat on the chair, 

“ sweetie, we've just met, don't get to big for your boots” 

“ill take my chances with you darling” he teased. 

Billy’s POV: this was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen, she seemed cheeky as well, not afraid to say what's on her mind like the rest of the cat litter at this s*** hole of a school. He knew then he'd have to get to know her, maybe someone who would make his time in Hawkins a little more bearable. 

Y/N POV:

The class had begun, you started writing your notes and could feel like someone was watching your every move, every inch of your movements were being hawked on. You turned to face billy who you could feel eyeing you up and asked abruptly “so, you must be billy, explains why you feel the need to eye up anyone with a pulse, heard a little about you” 

Billy paused and smirked right at you and commented, “well all good things I hope, but judging by that I guess not sweetheart, so tell me, why has no one mentioned you?” 

“well” I turned to face him and implied, “because i’ll break your heart sweetie, should be happy you got no one telling you about who I am” . 

“already broken, besides I might break yours” he quickly responded licking his lips.

“already broken too, shame, I might of enjoyed breaking your heart Hargrove” I claimed, turning to face the front of class as mr hodge turned to face my direction and projected. “I hope you aren't distracting my class miss Y/N Johnson”

(BTW this is a sexual education class) 

“not at all sir, billy over here was a little confused about what circumsized meant, so I was giving him a little explanation” everyone in the class giggled and turned to face billy who turned bright red. never had someone pulled him up before, never mind a girl. 

“well aren't you a class A dick sweetheart”  he spoke

“ I am yes, get used to it billy boy” I smirked 

................................................

End of class came around fast, the bell had rung for break, you spent all the first few periods teasing billy, after the end of each lesson you would make sure he got an eyeful of your long legs and curves budging past his desks. 

“still not going to tell me your name princess?” he shouted as he packed up his things to leave, your turned to face him with a smile and lent over his desk whispering in his ear, 

“ it’s Y/N” and you walked off. 

................................................

Later that day was cheer practice, you were cheer captain and you had a lot of s*** to prepare for the schools champion league for the soccer and basketball team games. So you had a lot to prepare to get the team ready and geared up to support them teams and you couldn't deny it either, you looked good in a cheer uniform. 

The soccer team had finish practice and the basketball players were getting ready to enter the pitch, to your surprise you noticed the gorgeous permed blonde `come out from under the bleachers, ripped to the heavens he was in his tight khaki booty shorts. You carried on coaching your team, shooting and throwing commands for them to get their toe touches right when you heard a voice come right up to your behind and say 

“ I wouldn't mind you ordering me about princess” billy spoke as he was licking his lips bouncing the ball on the ground. 

“I'm sure you would like to be someones little bitch hargrove” you winked, the whole practice you made sure he had full view of you in your short cheer uniform, you're good at teasing. Also not to my liking Steve was on the basketball team, having a right good stare, he was not happy one bit with Elena flirting with the new kid. 

After practice billy approached you at your car, hands leaning on the roof of your car and asked, “hey sweetheart, how's about we go for a ride? you take your car home, I follow you and we go from there” 

“why do you thing I would one let you follow me home and two get into a car with you hargrove?” you joked with him, leaning on your car door. in which he answered, 

“well I know when a girl is into me so, thought id make the offer first” he smiled. 

I laughed, “confident and cocky, must think me to be like one of the other girls here then, to fall straight at your feet, think again pal” 

to your annoyance Steve interrupted with a bitter tone to his voice, “wouldn't go there mate, she will sleep with you and leave you hanging like her dirty washing” 

you both turned to face Steve, you shouted with a hint of anger in your voice, “really Steve, you are still hung up on that, come on” 

“stay clear if I was you” Steve followed

“just proving my point harrington” you laughed as you opened your car door and turned to face him. 

“and what's that huh?” Steve laughed, expecting you to come back with a s****y comment.��

“ that you are just a little boy and I don't need a little bit steve, I need a man” you claimed facing billy who was smirking the whole time, Steve waked off with his friends in a tantrum. 

“so that ride?” billy questioned 

“you still wanna be seen with me huh?” you smiled getting into your car, turning on the engine, and billy lent down to the window where you would then be face to face and said

“ you sure as hell I do”

“then lets go billy boy” 

[stayinurlaneboi]

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ＳＷＤ ＯＢＥＹ ＭＥ (Part 2)

Lucifer 

#35 “I just wanted to let you know that I think your beautiful” 

#36 “I’m lost without you”  

mc gets a nightmare and.....

the warmth that is love  

“your not going out looking like that” 

he has to fall in love 

dance lessons  

“when you smile, I fall apart” 

mcs tryna resettle but he misses her 

minacious 

mc and lu cant catch a break 

like the sun, he thinks, like the rise of a new day 

under your breath while the whole house sleeps, just before you have to leave for the day. more for yourself than for them 

mc sits in lu’s lap 

would he fall again? for her? 

he has mc groom his pretty wings for him 

sleeper agent passions 

“your warm”

operation hot potato

you can’t kiss lu and not fall in love with him

a moment of respite

hey siri call chicken wing

s1 lu an mc’s relationship was so fuckin funny

getchu a man who bites back

soft luci appearing when ur sad

lu seduces you thru his honesty

morning kisses

Mammon 

“well that was attractive” + “touch her and i’ll end you” 

among stars 

no competition 

memories at midnight 

the one where he’s truly angry  

blanket hog  

i need you forever  

reunion  

the gift that keeps on giving 

hes a hazard to your wallet but you love him anyway 

every morning  

the family buttmonkey

 two hearts 

general hc 

can’t sleep? 

drowned 

an explanation on his greed 

offering to break the pact 

when he fell 

maybe you should’ve told his the letter was from lu 

tickle war 

this is the last of our days 

home again (last of our days sequel) 

warmth 

dating hc 

sensitive s/o 

“you’re in love with her” 

between flashes of thunder and lightning 

the theory of mammon 

him and food 

if anything happens to mc id kill all of you and then myself 

birds of a feather flock togeather ya know?

his brothers are taking up all of mc’s time and hes pouty abt it

mc has a needlessly long plan to steal a kith

Beelzebub

first kiss 

i sleep better with you 

he falls asleep and searches for you 

chilly 

beel being a lil shit 

lessons learned  

seeing another demon get rough with reader 

hes just a wholesome bby

Satan 

i want to kiss you 

read to me? 

“do you believe in soulmates?” 

bubbly s/o 

after demon attack comfort 

a gets super mad but b is the only one that calms them 

satans heartbreaking reveal 

how mc distracts him from his book 101

Belphegor 

helping with insomnia 

can i kiss you? 

post demon attack comfort 

anti nightmare potion 

naptime cuddles

Misc

lu + big spoon bribery 1 2

levi + cuddle attack!

levi + intimacy

az + loves his platonic attention

az + redamancy

simeon + godling

dia is unquestionably the baddest bitch but hes t i n y around mc

dias mission to unite the 3 realms ft tik tok

babie simeon an grown luke comic

they have fun lil monster qualities

levis wheelies no longer have wheels

baby!simeon with grown luke and sol who babysits them

2+ Demons

twins + movie night

twins + gains and goofs ft a broken ac

mon/az + lemon tea

levi/belphie + mc comforts them

lu/sa/beel + reaction to another demon tryna flirt w/ their s/o

az/levi/luci/belphie + becoming clingier

mon/lu/satan + gen z humor

mon/beel/sa + post nightmare comfort

luci/beel/mon/belphie + demon stalker

mon/az/satan/beel/belphie + sneaking up to mc only to get punched

mon/si/dia + to the rescue

levi/mon/az/belphie + with an affectionate s/o that suddenly stops

mon/levi/sa/az + super oblivious mc

lu/dia/levi + an mc who hold their hand subconsciously

mon/beel/sa + comfort after nightmares

barb/az/simeon/luke/sol + getting sick

lu/belphie/levi/mon/sa/dia + getting sick

li/satan/mon + suprising them with love

lu/levi/beel + ily

sa/lu + soulmate au

sa/lu + mc takes care of them alot

mon/lu + shopping with mc

mon/beel/satan + comforting mc after a nightmare

lu/az/levi + comforting mc after a nightmare

dia +comforting mc after a nightmare

dia + getting turned into a cat an being found by mc

simeon/az + sleepover for the ages

undateables. + movie night

OT7/Diavolo + concert dates

Series

OT7 + dealing with mc’s death 1 2

OT7 + mc steals their clothes pt 2

OT7 + plushies 1 2

OT7 + pact marks 1 2

OT7 + small mc tryna get smooches 1 2

OT7 + the snapping 1 2

OT8 + mc turns into a toddler

OT8 + mc’s first v-day

OT8 + mc jumps into their arms scared

OT8 + an mc that showers affection onto everyone

OT7/sides + oblivious mc 

OT7/sides + tackle hugs 1 2

OT7/sides + kiss competition

OT7/sides + having a nightmare where they killed mc

OT7/sides + touch starved mc 1 2

OT7/sides + how they find out how flexible humans really are

OT7/sides + mc gets resurrected 1 2

[rosesnink]

Woman Up

A/N: Hello there! Today I bring y’all a different piece of writing that I enjoyed writing a whole lot. It is inspired by @lorirwritesfanfic​ ‘s incredible one-shot Ladies’ Rant which I absolutely reccomend! 

Summary: In Cheryl Addams’ 21st birthday, she meets up with some of her friends and bond over one particular and annoying thing. 

Books: The Royal Romance, Ride or Die, Desire and Decorum (modern AU) The Royal Masquerade (modern AU) A Courtesan of Rome (modern AU) Mother of the Year, The Freshman, Bloodbound, Wishful Thinking. 

Characters: Eclipsa Ice(TRR), Cheryl Addams (ROD), Celestine Walker (D&D), Grace Everhart(TRM), Aphrodite Catauni (ACOR), Toni Day (MOTY), Vanessa Lewis(TF), Cristina Sanders(BB), Nyx Martin (WT) 

Warning: Language 

The women sat as they cheered for Cheryl’s 21st birthday. The blonde woman beamed at her shots as she looked around, a relieved smile on her face

“I’m finally free! Can you believe that?”

Cristina laughed as she adjusted her rather scandalous purple dress that gave a glimpse of what she was hiding “Yeah, I barely remember anything from my birthday. I just remember how drunk I was and that I hooked up with some hot girl in the bathrooms”

Vanessa looked at her with wide eyes as she commented “Well, my 21st birthday was pretty smooth. One last dorm party with my friends and my fianceé. I never knew that growing up you’d grow tired of these things”

Eclipsa laughed at them both as she said “My 21st birthday was pretty boring. A few shots, a big burger, the birthday song and then I had to keep working”

Grace blinked “Sometimes I forget that you used to be a waitress before heading to Cordonia”

“And that you are one of the elder nobles of the Cordonian houses! And recently engaged with the Crown Guard Kayden Vescovi no less. She’s hot indeed”

“Oh, you have no idea”. 

“How do you feel now, Cheryl?” Aphrodite asked.

“I feel… like I can finally set free of my father”. 

“Yeah, I know how that feels” Celestine smiled at her.

“Fathers can be very sexist when it comes to ‘protect their princesses’ but eh, your brother or cousin can go and fuck whoever they want. Nice mansplain, dad” Eclipsa huffed. 

Cristina lifted her whiskey with an ironic smirk “Bold of you to assume I ever had a father that loved me”.

“I directly don’t know who the fuck my father is” Grace added.

Vanessa and Celestine looked at each other, concerned as Vanessa spoke up “Should we shut up about how great our fathers are…?”

“Of course not! Do speak about them, don’t let our shitty lives feel bad about yours” Grace said.

Cheryl looked at the grown women around her and asked “Tell me about your love life. Who holds your heart?”

Eclipsa beamed at the question “My wife Hana is the best thing I could ever have with our dear Missimiss”

Cheryl awed as she commented “Your daughter is the cutest thing I ever seen. Even though, can’t Liam produce his own heir, marry someone who can really love him?”

Eclipsa frowned “I fear that he doesn’t seem capable of love again. And the idea of my baby being Queen of Cordonia one day… it’s difficult, but I trust that Liam will make of her a great ruler”.

“Well, right now I just got engaged with my girlfriend Kayden!” Grace beamed, showing the simple, yet elegant ring in her finger.

Everyone cheered as asked for another round of shots and hugs.

Vanessa smiled at Grace “Congratulations, Grace. I wish you a happy marriage like the one I have with Becca”.

Cristina smirked at her “I have heard a great deal of your wife, Vane. She invented the song Boss Bitch by Doja Cat. She’s the baddest lawyer of the Estates”.

“Uh, can we talk that you’re the wife of a 2000 years-old sexy vampire Queen, Cris?”

“Ah, yes, my Kamilah is the best at everything, especially on bed” She said, a big smirk on her face.

The girls roared and whistled, making Cristina laugh. Celestine looked at them, quite embarrassed about their lives “Am I really the only one married to a man?”

Vanessa took Celestine’s hand as she smiled at her “Don’t worry, C. We love you anyways and you’re still valid! It’s not like your bisexuality is a secret”.

“I was so relieved when Ernest said that he didn’t mind who I loved and that he’d love me anyways”.

“He sounds like a great man”. 

She smiled at her friend “He is. The best husband a girl can ask for”.

Nyx beamed when she saw her lastest interview on TV “Eeee! I’m trending again! Bitch, I’m thriving!”.

“Hmm, I’ll drink to that! My Eiko is always featured on the scientists news” Toni beamed.

Cristina looked at her “I have one question for you, Toni” The young mother looked at her “Does Eiko talk about science in bed?” The Latina woman wiggled her brows and all the attention was now on her. She smirked as she nodded and everyone cheered.

They all drank their shots as they made selfies and Pictagram stories. On the news, it was announced a new ‘dead woman’ who was victim of domestic violence. Some women scoffed as the others roller their eyes.

“Come on, dude, say it! Her misogynistic husband murdered her!” Toni shouted. All the ladies preached her as some old men whispered among them, shaking their heads.

Cheryl growled as she glared at the old men, who had been looking at her like some piece of meat to heat up and eat. Nyx spoke up “God, I know many men are amazing, but some others… Ugh they can be so tiring, like, I’m trying to do a street interview and some dude kisses my cheek! I was called an exaggerate bitch and I should calm down. Thank God my Anna has them all scared down”.

“Hmm, try to survive in English nobility! That maggot of Richards tried to assault me for no reason than his own ego and thank God Ernest was there to assist me to get rid of him or God knows what would’ve happened!”.

Cristina’s eyes went wide in realization “You’re the lady that kneed that creepy duke in the balls?! Dudette, I still have that photo and use it as a meme!”.

The women laughed loudly as high-fived the Countess “Between you and I… It was very satisfactory to see the look on his face” Celestine confessed.

“Good for you, girl” The duchess preached her.

“I will always remember when I slapped the creep of Lester Castellanos” Cristina beamed.

“Hitting is nice, but have you tried roast him in the middle of a debate for governor?” Nyx taunted.

“Oooh, and get a preached detective and his minions of bad boys in front of your high school with your criminal gang?” Cheryl said.

“Try expose him on your wedding day with half of London’s nobility and the Queen of England watching”.

“I liked it better when you defeated that little bitch of Payne with a wedding dress and a big ass sword” Eclipsa commented.

“There’s no better satisfaction than watch him dragged to the mud with the amazing help of your lawyer because he has no fucking clue of who his own daughter is” added Toni.

“Or a speech to charm a conqueror’s gentry and make them love you and hate him”.

“Bitch, that was iconic!”.

Grace sighed “To think that all of us has suffered and still suffer because of the opinions of some grown men who think that knows about us and our struggles and tell us what to do!”.

Eclipsa agreed as she added “When I still give my opinion in the Royal Council or suggest something to make Auvernal get off our backs, I can see the noblemen scowl or roll their eyes. And I have Grace here as a witness”.

“I remember I made an essay of corrupt police in my university, Langston, and many men interrupted me with nonsensical questions and called me a communist and feminazi!” Cheryl grimaced at the memory.

“When I first wrote my book, that is now out, they asked me all about my personal life or if I wanted to have children and even asked me about how I’d manage to have a family with another woman instead of focusing on the damn book! It was so frustrating” Vanessa scowled.

“When I join the men for a debate about the Parliament, many of them grimace and if it weren’t because either my husband or my brothers say ‘I think Celestine is trying to say something’, they’d ignore me!”.

Cristina mumbled “And then they ask me why I’m gay…”.

“Oh boy, have I told you how frustrating straight men can be with lesbians? I’m making out with my girl and there’s always this gross dude who asks ‘Can I watch?’ and I just wanna punch him” Aphrodite scowled.

“The thing that Hana and I are the first gay noble couple to be open about it and have our own family without a man being the head of it can be so tiring” She mimicked the voices of reports “Who is the lucky man who donated his sperm? Don’t you wish he were in Stephanie’s life? Is it hard to be mothers?” She huffed as Toni nodded.

“People always whisper ‘Poor Livia! She has one part her father who doesn’t care about her and two moms! Scandalous!’” She scoffs as she nods at Eclipsa “Being a gay mom is hard”.

“That’s why Kayden and I don’t want children. We’re fine on our own, alas, with Lord Pompadour and my dear bear Scooby, we’re fine, but people won’t stop calling us selfish for not wanting to be moms! Like, grow the hell up, old man”.

Cheryl and Cristina chanted at the same time “OK boomer!” They laughed.

“And if you have kids, they always ask you about the next one. ‘Won’t you give little Vincent a sibling? Perhaps another brother to play with?’ Like, what if I give him a sister? What’s wrong with birthing girls?” She slammed the hand in the table, frustrated “People complain about Lydia being ginger and everyone said for a while that I cheated on Ernest! Like, it’s genetics? People call me a whore for having an active sexual life with my husband and tell me to chill, like, can’t I enjoy sex with a man I am comfortable with and have a great time? The amount of anons who send a ‘close your legs, slut’ is incredible. That’s why I never give directions. So what if when I’m alone with my husband I want to have sex all night? Who the hell are you to tell me what to do with my sexual life?”.

All the women agreed with her.

“The pressure for us to marry and have children in incredible. Like, it was so difficult conceiving my little Stephanie! I thought of giving up once or twice” Eclipsa stated.

“I never expected to have Livia, but in that moment Guy and I were so happy and excited, but then reality hit, he made me drop my studies and take care of the girl as he did the job. They called him a hero and they called me an ungrateful whore” Toni grimaced “I married him under pressure, like if you’re pregnant, marry your baby daddy!”.

They all nodded as silence filled the room and Cheryl commented shyly “I wonder what it’d be of me if I were a man. Probably many men would be sucking on my dick”.

“Hmm, I’d be called an hero and more worthy of the Crown than Liam”.

“I’d get my heraldy quicker in my royal house”.

“I wouldn’t have to marry if I didn’t want to for win a place as an heir of Edgewater”.

“My boss would preach me and I would have never noticed about Carmichael’s antics”.

“People would respect me more”.

“I would be the best single Dad of the century”.

They all chuckled as they shook their heads “But no matter what, I love being a woman. I have to admit… men can be really dumb sometimes. They’re weaker than we think. I have met few men who can control themselves and not being violent aside of my husband. Despite everything, I love being a woman”.

“Me too. We make magic. We can create lives!” Toni beamed.

“When we do something, it’s really hot” Cristina pointed.

“We can be really mature and we are more subtle”.

“Have someone mentioned that when we make out with people, we don’t have a bundle on our pants, making it hurt?” Vanessa commented.

They all agreed with her as Cheryl raised her glass “To the women. The best creation that God has ever made”.

Toni raised it next “To our daughters, who will become as badass as you ladies”.

“And to the elder women and female ancestors, who have done so much for us to reunite us today”.

Their glasses clinked as they chugged their glasses, cheering.

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