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bombajerrie sounds cool

Hell yeah it does! Im just gonna lift some of my Bombajerrie HC and put 'em ici:

Jerrie likes to rile Bomba up sometimes when he's bored. Partly because he thinks it's entertaining, partly because he thinks it's hot

Bomba likes goading Jer into tasks/bets/stunts/dares/crimes. She likes setting challenges for him and he likes completing them with flying colors to show off (sometimes this is used to make Jer do his chores)

Jer does the cooking. Sometimes someone new is like "Why doesn't Bomba cook?" And Jer has war flashbacks and points to their contract he taped to the wall that says Bomba cannot recreate another incident like the Gift of Gift Incident

Bomba does sometimes soften up around Jer in private because she feels secure and loves him so much it makes her feel like a lil girl fawning but at ALL TIMES she is the capital T Top

Jerrie shows Bomba how to crime and almost creams his jeans the first time she pickpockets someone and comes running to show him

Bomba has absolute faith in Jer and does not appreciate when someone insults him too hard (pushing the idiot joke too far) and will EVISCERATE them while expression exactly why they are his inferiors and should stfu

Jer is the cat that bring home dead things as gifts EXCEPT IT'S EVERYTHING. Sometimes Deme stops into their den and is like "are you guys hoarders?" And Bomba is like stfu and look at this cool ass can and its cool ass label Jerrie found

Jer DOES enjoy being very dramatic upon the delivery of his big gifts (diamonds, pearl necklaces, Munk's collar, some dudes monocle) and Bomba loves indulging him, posing in the latest goodie, and listening to Jer's story about how he got it

The pair have a notoriously slick rapport. A really good rhythm that always seems to be challenging and pushing against each other without any hesitation. Behind closed doors, they're perfectly happy in quiet. Curled up together with some part touching somehow. Each off in their own world, occasionally sharing what they're thinking about/doing

Bomba likes bragging about Jer. She fluffs up and is ready to talk about how great her "Goofy Criminal Dork" (unless Jer can hear. In that case, she thinks he could do better and work harder)

(Also... The first time Bomba entrusts watching over Deme to Jer is the first night one of them says "I love you" without uttering a single syllable)

Also:

Jer: "Ah, yes, my wife. The baddest bitch alive. Y'know, I'm fairly sure she's killed a man- why are y'all staring?" *turns around*

Bomba: *crossed arms, staring*

Jer: Sorry! We were talking about your Dump Truck Ass

Bomba: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING MY ASS A DUMP TRUCK