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tommy shayne dynamic my beloved
#also tommy is soooo cat coded#like a grey cat#tommy bowe#shayne topp#tommayne?#shaymmy?#shommy#shammy#all of these are terrible#smosh#tommy#shayne
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FUCK
#game changer#game changer season 6#game changer spoilers#sam says#sam reich#lou wilson#jacob wysocki#vic michaelis#this is the worst thing I've ever seen actually#i almost cried#the sheer joy of Henry and the thought of not being allowed to see him#also sorry for the terrible quality of the video 😭#pretty sure it's lagging badly but that's all i got 🥲
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering#holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay.#please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them#this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker#there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake
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Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way
#dan and phil#hp marauders#dan and phil's lesbian audience#dan howell#phil lester#terrible influence tour#lesbian marauders fan#marauders#my entire personality at 14 was reading books and watching YouTube#and now my personality is split 50/50 between gay harry potter fics and dan and phil#I'm 23 now btw#what's that one Chappell Roan line?#and even all the change it's somehow all the same
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I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her. A weird white lady I met by happenstance.
#all these terrible men in her life and she finally found a woman to love her properly only for those same men to destroy it#interview with the vampire#iwtv spoilers#iwtvedit#edits
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but i remember everything
#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#gravity falls fan art#gravity falls fanart#ermmmm#yeah.#idk.#was listening to clay pigeons on repeat and something terrible happened (this)#i think. i hate it. but. u can have it#okay bye thank u for all the love recently 🫶🫶🫶#mods art#mods draws#my art
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what's with the weird glorification of smoking that's come back lately
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I've seen so many posts that paint opposing smoking as some impossibly Loser-ish or puritanical stance and I really don't get it
it makes you, your house, and your clothing stink, destroys your teeth, and gives you lung cancer. opposing it is. Correct. obviously addiction is very complicated and quitting can be hard, but just saying "smoking is gross and harmful as a practice (including vaping)" is True and Right actually
some of you have never grown up hearing about how some beloved family member died a slow, agonized, wasting death of smoking-induced cancer, or watching it firsthand for yourself, and it shows
#anti smoking#'omg the kids don't smoke anymore so sad!!! sharing a smoke is sociable and Good Old-Fashioned Friendship!!!'#what are you even talking about#I don't care how cool it looks or how ingrained it is in the culture wherever you live#it's BAD. I thought we all KNEW AND AGREED ON THIS#not bad like 'well don't do it to excess and you'll probably be fine' a la drinking- though that has its own issues#and we're way too cavalier about them#but bad like 'no part of doing this in any amount is anything but terrible for your health'
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here we have the THREE vital cat emotions!
joy and pleasure
grim acceptance of reality
weeping
there are available as enamel pins at greerstothers.shop
#all proceeds will go toward the removal of Belphie's pompoms#sorry if that's a terrible way to refer to them it's just what they look like#ahhh I haven't gotten a quote for it yet.....dreading that slightly
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iwtv fandom constantly arguing about who the real bad guy is when shit hits the fan like oh its lestats fault or armands or actually louis is the real villain!! IRRELEVANT. disregard. the reason everything always goes to shit in this show is because unfortunately louis and lestat do match eachothers freak and the resonant harmony of their freakiness sends pure unfiltered wavelengths of suffering to every single characters vampire brainstem and ruins their lives. in this business we call it the invisible chord.
#my brother in christ THEY ARE ALL THE VILLAIN#but seriously i dont understand why people need to choose a villain or whatever frome these characters#they are all terrible and horrible thats kind of the point#repeat after me: it is ok to watch people be gay and evil on tv without ascribing morality to it#iwtv#interview with the vampire#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#armand#the vampire chronicles
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TUA S4 proved that Netflix cancelling their shows after the first season is actually a good thing
#what the fuck was that#tua spoilers#the umbrella academy#tua s4#the umbrella academy season 4#tua#this isn’t even about… that (you all know what i mean)#the writing was terrible and rushed so many plots were dropped and do much makes no sense#s1 and s4 are so disconnected#i was already disappointed in umbrella academy in s3 as it was getting further from the things that drew me in in s1#but i reasones that just because ir’s not telling the story i wanted to see didn’t make it automatically bad and i should try to watch it#with an open mind#but no it just got worse and i’m so fucking pissed
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pals drinking together (hand practice that got out of control)
#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#heavymedic#im british ok drawing people drinking is part of my hierarchy of needs#i had to draw so many casual outfits so it didn't look like a singular pubcrawl#these are all unrelated doodles i collected together but#i wanted it to sort of look like heavy is warming up to medic over time and medic is learning to shut up and listen#trying to expand my mental library of hands and holding glasses by drawing them a lot sigh#some of these hands are terrible so back to the drawing board (har har) until i get them right#one day i'll draw these characters consistantly
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Table to Screen: Episode 81 - What Lies beneath the Surface
#tlovm#lovm#lovm spoilers#lovm season 3#lovm s3#legend of vox machina spoilers#critical role#cr1#cr1 spoilers#perc'ahlia#from table to screen#vex'ahlia#percival de rolo#talisen jaffe#vax'ildan#laura bailey#liam obrien#otterlyart gifs#Talisen's immediate “They're big bathtubs!!” after all of this was also gold#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#god my new internet is terrible#know that this took like four hours to make
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Birds of a Feather previous / next
#my art#feralnette au#birds of a feather#long tags#sorry I went apeshit in the tags#LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW#I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO#its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical#and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread#as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational#in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away#and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do#shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again#legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it#but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings#alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird#she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her#knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself#between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot#and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo#essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that#busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way#to show her she's self sabotaging#cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD
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just to be completely clear, the amount of military power and political influence Israel has has NOTHING to do with its settlers being Jewish. Israel is a force for American & European interests in the region and they're just doing what America does and allows/encourages its close allies to do.
war crimes aren't considered war crimes when someone America finds useful is doing them. european and american pushback against anyone criticizing Israeli apartheid & genocide is 100% because these crimes are useful to American & European hegemony.
Governments that are deeply antisemitic, like France, aren't suddenly caring about Jewish people. Jewish people, persecuted the world over, don't hold some kind of hegemonic power outside of Israel.
The state of Israel and its attendant brutal treatment of the locals are both incredibly useful to the US, and American hegemony means we're expected to celebrate both.
not bc they're Jewish. this isn't a break in the pattern of western antisemitism and it's not evidence that antisemitism doesn't exist.
it's just like how you could get fired for saying shit against the US war in Afghanistan when i was growing up. it is 100% about US military and political interests (ok slightly western europe too but lbr)
#this widespread support has NOTHING to do w Israelis being Jewish apart from evangelicals wanting to use them as pawns for armageddon#the primary reason this is all being treated like it's ok is cuz it's useful to the usa#i feel like this post is going to bring terrible ppl into my inbox but i'm gonna leave it rebloggable for now#if our (US+EU) governments push back at all it will be because it stops being useful to us#either because Israel isn't doing this as quickly & efficiently as promised and it looks like Palestine might actually do some damage#or if it otherwise becomes too politically costly by causing too much tension between the US & other nationstates#either allies like Saudi or if states we aren't quite ready to have war w seem to be ready to throw down over it
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everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now
#One Piece#opgraphics#One Piece Live Action#Roronoa Zoro#Buggy#Buggy the Clown#OPLA#oplaedit#One Piece Netflix#Mackenyu#Jeff Ward#*mine#just wanted to gif these scenes of Mackenyu as Zoro cussing out Buggy lmao#so yeah i watched the OPLA...#and i can now TRULY say that this isn't for me#honestly i had to fast forward/skip through a TON of scenes bc the level of secondhand embarrassment is real 😬😬#never been a fan of anime live action adaptions and i stand by my prev thoughts of One Piece being adapted into a live action series#like i still found a lot of the acting and dialogue super cringey when being uttered by people irl#and i'm unable to get emotionally invested in these characters at all in the live action series#but hey at least it wasn't as terrible as i thought it would be
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"moments like this make me glad to be awake."
#i love him so terribly#artists on tumblr#caldarus#fom caldarus#fields of mistria#fom#fanart#digital art#art#painting#i have been sitting on this for like a month#thanks to everyone who has waited since that very messy stream lol#let's all pretend that this is really polished#okay ? okay. love you#my art
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