#all of them were great but thats cuz i have soft spot for all these chapters and i think the remake handled them well!

[yumedoca]

HOLY SHIT, WHY IS THERE A DETCO REFERENCE IN MY URUSEI YATSURA??

Anyway, this reference is really funny and cute (and I think some episodes ago there was another reference but I'm not entirely sure for that one) since Detco also has a bunch of references to UY as well (this how I discovered Detco in the first place btw), so it's kind of like the UY remake is returning the favor :)

This is only one of them, there's a whole section in the UY wiki which lists most of them (which you can find here).

[dailytatsu]

Hello! I saw request were open so i was wondering if i could request some headcanons of the Archons and/or the Adepti meeting a God reader who is the God of Chaos and destruction. The reader is not a Archon tho and travels all over Teyvat cuz small bits of destruction were ever they go. They're pretty mischievous and somewhat smug but despite how they act they're actually a good person. They dont mean to cause problems(most of the time anyways) chaos follows them were ever they go. Idk if you have a character limit but if you do please tell me so i wont make a mistake again. And if there is you can just do Zhongli and Xiao. Optionally could you make them a dendro user, there not a lot of dendro content and if not thats fine. I understand. Could you make the reader Gn or Non-binary they/them pronouns please? If not male reader is totally fine. Im so sorry for the long post and I hope you have a good day/night!

Ohmy, it’s my first time just writing headcanons! I’m use to write a lot, so let’s hope I did it right (^ ^' )7

Thanks for the request! ✨

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[HC] God of Chaos! Reader and the Archons + Xiao

Characters: Zhongli, Xiao, Venti, Shogun Raiden (Ei).

Gn! Reader

I tried doing it with everyone but I’m no still that confident to try writing with some characters ＿|￣|○

Sorry for any mistakes!

Request are open!

Genshin Masterlist

Second part ->

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VENTI

To be honest, he didn't notice your presence at first. He had other concerns on his mind that day to perceive the chaotic (and slightly threatening) aura that Mondstadt was infected with that day.

Barbatos is a person of habit, so he couldn't help but be curious when the crowd in front of him began to look a little agitated instead of seeming to enjoy his lyre and his songs.

But then a series of domino events appeared in front of his very eyes.

The purity of the chaos was such that he felt overwhelmed, even without the white-haired boy around, if it wasn’t Bennett fault, then how was it possible for everything to be ruined in such a short time?

His patience ended when, out of nowhere, the strings of his lyre jumped close to his face as they snapped. Making that awful noise that couldn’t mean nothing good.

Okay, enough, who is messing around in here? No more joking in his nation!

He concentrated a little, a faint but unique presence kept his nerves on edge, as if he was being watched from afar. He moved away from the busy areas and then chased that ephemeral energy to the highest point of the church, where the bells were ringing in an irregular and stressful way.

Then he found you. Snoozing against one of the columns, somewhat tired because the trip you made to reach Mondstadt.

Surprisingly, Barbatos understood you since the first exchange of words. A god of chaos who was also a free spirit, you followed no rules ever written in Teyvat, and you had no plans to apologize for the mess you made.

Both of you were Zhongli’s worst nightmare, but that’s another story.

He managed to through your arrogance and your teasing nature that you, in fact, were a lonely spirit that liked to witness the life from above of everyone.

The difference between teasing someone accidentally and committing a crime was really visible, but he still couldn't help but feel like he should scold you after your mere presence messed up with the guild's baskets full of fish.

But hey! He also enjoy the company! Venti tried to teach you how to enjoy the calm and the whisper of wind, music can also contain chaos, feelings, old stories waiting to be told again, expressions and desire united, in a wonderful piece of-

As you yawned his lyre broke up again. Making clear the message.

Okay, not even God of Freedom and Wind can control chaos. Anyways, what a tragedy, but there’s nothing a simple bard can do, smh.

“Do you like kids, don’t you?” He said once, after a nice day of hearing him sing before your chaos reached his little concert. Again watching everyone from above on the hands of the statue, with your attention caught by some kids playing tag.

“… I don’t know what do you mean.” Once discovered you had no choice but to remain defensive, pretending to be disinterested.

“Heh, you aren’t a good liar.” It may not be the wisest thing to make fun of someone who could destroy the place where you were resting, but Venti was confident that he knew you well enough to know that you were not so explosive. “You know!, I just have some pieces, but I think it’s because they are little walking concentrations of pure and innocent chaos, am I wrong?”

He wasn’t, no at all. But you would never confess something that embarrassing.

This guy wrote a ballad about the days when Mondstadt got immerse with that strike of bad luck. Kind of an apology of not being able to handle the situation.

Now there’s the rumor that says that, every time somebody sings that song, something unlucky will happen in front of you.

The song is cursed.

One night when the moon was shining on the Cider Lake his well tuned ears distinguished a melody that was broken from time to time by the accidents of his performer, distracting him of his way to look for you.

It could be painful to listen to, but Venti could certainly feel the dedication of the one who was playing the imperfect song.

The ballad of the god of chaos, hummed like a lullaby that instead of making you sleep makes you question the events of the day. Wishing for the slightest thing to be different after an exhaustive week of peace and tranquility.

A lonely spirits cursing their existence, sitting in the highest point of a stranger’s palace, where you can reach the sky by only rising your hand.

The next day, Barbatos invited you to drink some wine, this time near Windrise to avoid accidents in the city.

As he almost dropped the bottle when a lot of slimes were attracted by your presence, he confirmed the theory about that the way to spend time with you would not be his personal definition of hanging out.

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ZHONGLI

Okay, there’s only two scenarios that could happened when you set a foot in Liyue.

Old man has a soft spot for you for being a relative young deity.

Or he’s always lecturing you for not having control of your aura and powers.

How u dare bringing chaos to the nation of order? It’s that a death wish?

Jokes aside, you’re not really a threat. And he could sense that after he saw how you tried to avoid having direct contact with the city. Rex Lapis found your silhouette jumping and crossing through the mountains until reaching the fairest point that allowed you to enjoy the view of the streets that were filled with life and light as the sunsets.

He even noticed how you sighed in frustration when a storm started out of nowhere. A rain dedicated just for the arriving of the God of Chaos. Not even bothering of getting shield, you stayed in your place to look at all the people who were getting back to their places.

The rain seemed to stop over your head, for a second was enough to stop you from being cruelly swamped by the very weather you had created. An elegant umbrella covered you, the long awaited surprise you expected from someone as outdated as Morax.

You looked up, and found his expression calm and attentive, watching you. As if he had made a great discovery that he could not believe

“May I have a moment of your time to keep you company? Letting out your sorrows in the middle of a torrential storm is not what I would recommend as way to spend a good day.”

“… What are you talking about? Get in your own business, old man.”

“Well, you should know that a sorrow shared is a sorrow halved.”

Next time you knew was that he was helping you to dry your hair with a towel once you let him guide you to his place.

Zhongli picked you up like a abandoned cat that day. Even if having you near meant to deal with new the roof leaks.

Also kept you away from Hu Tao, if you two ever get along for being partners in crime he would seal himself underground-

For all the time you spend exploring Liyue, there he was. Like a little kid showing his treasures. But also like a worried father looking after his child for them not to stumble making their first steps.

Look at you! Almost crushing those Treasure Hoarders when a bunch of rocks fell down after you jumped at the edge of the cliff.

Wait, no- come back here! You should verify the surroundings and be aware of the weight of your power if you’re going to explore in that bold way. You, chaotic brat.

Another one who believed fervently that your mood was to blame for the constant chaos you caused. He also tried to show you the wonders of peace and calm, teaching you how to prepare tea while listening to the storyteller (also both being a little far away from the rest of them, just in case).

He couldn’t help but sigh when the teapot arm broke as soon as you tried to serve the tea. What a waste, he thought.

You apologized to him, kind of stressed with yourself after you took all the pieces with your bare hands to run away with them. Leaving a confused Zhongli behind.

Next day you were back, with the teapot repaired and just like new.

He let out a lot of thankful words, some flattering and a lot more cheesy things that you never had received before.

With that unexpected affection you couldn’t help but react flustered; then a cat that was chasing a bird jumped through a lot of decorations and merchandise, almost starting a fire as the chained events kept going.

Yeah,, uh, Zhongli got some useful mental notes about you and your chaos that day.

Hey, before you go, want to make a contract? You won’t regret it!

But as the wandering spirit you were you had no problems in reject his offer, but also promising that you would visit Liyue if he wanted you to.

Of course he wanted! But.. maybe next time you should stay in Huaguang Stone Forest instead of roaming near the city,,

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XIAO

Tried to kill you.

I mean, your aura is threatening and full of a destructive energy, how is possible that you weren’t a demon to eradicate??

Sorry, but he had a point.

Your first met was on your way to reach Huaguang Stone Forest along with Zhongli for introduce you with the Adeptus.

Xiao, in the other side, thought that you were about to attack Morax from behind, so he just struck against you. With his polearm near to go through your chest, just stopped because you felt him before.

Lifting your hand at his direction, summoning chaos, this time, on purpose. The wind gained a wrathful nature and the biggest roots that were hiding under his feet rose to caught him.

And when you were about to hit each other Zhongli’s shield appeared just in time to separate both of you. Preventing a real catastrophic event.

Now stop fighting and introduce to each other.

Nice(n’t) to meet u.

What if you tried to awake Azhdaha to bring chaos and destruction to Liyue? What if you wanted to summoned Osial? What if… ?

Zhongli had to confirm and promise to him that those cruel possibilities won’t be a near future for respecting the real reason of your travel.

No matter if he wasn’t comfortable with your presence, it wasn’t his decision to allow you to roam freely, so he had to get use to it.

He immediately knew after hearing about your nature that was your fault that lately there were a lot more demons and monsters. Even his karma was getting more painful than usual.

(If you ever meet Hu Tao, please think twice before doing Xiao a prank)

You both didn’t interact a lot, and being honest, it was better that way.

He hadn’t a single intention of talking with you again until the day you were practicing the song that your Anemo friend taught you. By the other hand, Xiao noticed that the melody had the same nature as the one he once heard before being consumed by the karma.

It wasn’t a flute, but a worn lyre that was still in one piece after weeks of being repaired again and again.

“That song… ”

“Do you know it?” Xiao just nodded, staying in silence, being your very first audience even if you still have a lot to learn about playing a lyre.

It wasn’t as effective as the original, but was still… nice, kind of nostalgic.

Next morning, the Yaksha called for you. Made you stay still in the middle of a plain and then he disappeared of your sight.

He abandoned y- wait, what’s that? Why those monsters has that weird dark aura?

You were about to defend yourself until Xiao appeared back just in time to defeat them.

That day you became his personal bait for demons and monsters. Naturally you attracted chaos, so anyway you were, there will be also something to fight.

I guess this is your way to pay for all the troubles you made for him and his duty, so no complaining about it.

If you ask for a unexpected experience to Ganyu she would said that once she found both of you fighting along against the catastrophe, looking after each other’s back and almost having a perfect synchrony.

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SHOGUN RAIDEN; EI

Also tried to kill you.

Well, the puppet tried to.

And then Ei tried when you had the opportunity of facing her.

But since killing a god just mean the releasing of a lot, pure, energy she couldn’t afford that risk, much less considering your “speciality”.

Who knows what would happen to Inazuma if your vital energy burst across the nation. Just like that old story about Sal Terrae and their goddess.

She just defeated you. Letting you rest and recovering in the midst of the plane of her reality within her mind. Your inert body in the middle of the battlefield as she kept meditating.

When you woke up she ignored your presence, but also denying your complaints about letting you go out back.

In her words, you were a burden, another enemy of eternity. Something as unpredictable as you and your “accidents” couldn’t get along with her utopia.

Ei could banish you from Inazuma, but she knows your type. Stubborn and not accepting the most simple orders to obey.

She knew that you would found a way to be back.

It’s better like this.

And in the hypothetical case of you being freed when she trapped the traveler (kicking you out) and then having a chance to see her again after the end of the war, then things would be somewhat different.

There’s not that much of civilization on some islands, so she allowed you to explore as much as your heart wanted. But if something serious happen, she promised that would end her work in the middle of the sea so your remains never be found.

Okay, message clear. Just do chaos near monsters and bandits, got it,,

Even if she wanted to spend some time with you and telling you some stories about Inazuma and other gods she couldn’t found the right time to call you at her presence.

As the current ruler of Inazuma she was busier than the rest of Archons you have meet. Maybe just some letters now and then like a way to keep a logbook, but not really a face to face talk.

Until she got the opportunity of a day off, just to found you messing around near some ruins. Trying to solve a puzzle before your speciality strikes in. The structure fell down after your fingertips reached the stone.

When the dust dissipated, you discovered her figure judging you from the other side of the remain ruins.

Give her a good reason for not errase you from the map, I dare u.

You felt the worst was about to come when Ei ordered you to follow her after a long sigh. Crossing her arms and starting to walk away from the bunch of old and worn rock.

Plot Twist, she actually invited you to rest under a tree, asking in her serene voice the reason for your journey and your origin. In such a direct way that it seemed more like a sentence than a talk to get to know each other better.

You answered what you could remember and then the silence stayed like the only way of interaction between you two.

Ohno, you know this pattern. Something’s about to happen-

“There is some strange beauty in the chaos, it may be the calm after the storm, but the catastrophe itself is seen as a necessary evil to appreciate the stillness. How much it would last until the lighting hit the valley?”

“So I arrived to keep order between the humans?”

Well yes, but actually no.

“… You see, if there is nothing but order and a lack of problems, mortals are likely to create them on their own. Their minds feels the need to be tested, to prove their worth, so I guess some of your chaos may be part of the history.”

“… then shall we take a walk in Inazuma?” You did not know if you were right, but you thought you saw a faint smile through his lips in the same way that lightning can be seen in the sky.

“I’ll allow it.” She said.

Her only condition was for you not to approach the huge boxes of fireworks down the street.

[jupitersmoonsstuff]

After Red Son tickle hc, are you planning to do Wukong and/or Macaque as well? Or you're going straight to MK? He is a cutie pie! Also I like your blog! Good job

Thank you!!!

Honestly i would be totally willing to write for all 3 of them as a matter of fact!

Here we go!

Congrates on being my first ask/request!!!

Sun Wukong

Lee:

*omg he is a ticklish bastard and you cant convince me otherwise

*literally if you simply brush against his side somehow he looses it, internally of course. He still has a bit of an ego so he'll just die on the inside

*however its very easy to notice when he gets flustered. He is really bad at hiding it so its a dead give away that he is ticklish

*thats just someone accidentally tickling him

*now imagine him ACTULLY being tickled

*he is a squirming mess and can and/or will accidentally kick you somehow

*i like to imagine him losing in a tickle fight so he tries to get on top of his ler and tickle them back cuz "Sun Wukong, great sage equal to heaven ISN'T gonna lose!"

*thats what he thinks until his ler dodges Wukong's attack and he gets tickled to peices

(This next one is based off of @toast-is-ticklish 's tickle fic about how Wukong glows when he laughs and i find it adorable so i wanted to include it in my headcannons. Also by the way go read their fic its amazing!)

*So he basiclly glows when he laughs and just imagine his ler (or you) tickling him and he starts glowing like a firefly, so his ler starts teasing him and baby talking him about it (playfully ofc) and calling him petnames. OMG HE'LL DIE

*Like he'll die of both, the tickles and the teasing. He'll also get super pouty about it because he thinks the glowing is embarrassing

*wanna now how he likes the tickles?

*his tail is wagging like crazy back and forth

*his main tickle spots would be his ears, sides, tummy and ribs. His armpits and neck are also pretty ticklish

*tbh he's pretty ticklish everywhere

Ler:

*Just as much as a bastard

*he is super playful when he is a ler and expect him to laugh and giggle with you cuz he has a lot of fun with tickling

*he would love to playfully tease the shit out of you. He would be tickling you on your worst spot and just coo at you how cute you are when your being tickled and everything related to that

*he loves tickle fights. He loves to hold you down and tickle the hell out of you while your squirming under him

*expect a lot of random tickles out of nowhere just because he wants to be a bastard. You two could just be cuddling or simply sharing a hug and BOOM he's tickling you

*also a bunch of tickly kisses :3

*if you two train together he also definitely uses tickles as a tactic, whether its self-defence or sneak attacks. He has also done what with Mk

Some of his favorite tickles are at night time when you both are cuddling and trying to fall asleep and both of you two just cant. So he'll softly and sleepy tickle your favorite spot to help you both fall asleep (he likes it even better when your gently tickling his sides while he is tickling you)

*over all he is a really soft ler and super fun to be tickled by :D

Macaque

Lee:

*he doesn't lee much but when he does your gonna have to catch him pretty off guard for him to stay down

*he probably hasnt been tickled before or at least in a really long time, so if you decide to tickle him give him a while before he gets used to the feeling

*after a few times of continuous tickles, the feeling (and the liking for it) it will grow on him

*he prefers to wait for other people to tickle him cuz he gets really embarrassed to ask for them. But sometimes he'll subtly ask for them. Your gonna have to be pretty good at taking his hints

*some of his favorite types of tickles are ones were he wakes up from a nightmare (cuz this man has plenty of trauma) and you offer to gently tickle him back to sleep. He loves those ones the most because he can be vulnerable around you

*he has a love-hate relationship with teasing. Like he likes it but at the same time its so embarrassing and it makes his brain go to mush

* i feel like his most ticklish spot is his ears (he has 6 of them they HAVE to be ticklish), his neck and i also feel like his cheeks are a lil ticklish so give him kisses here and there, his tummy, ribs, sides and the back of his knees are also ticklish

Ler:

*This man as a ler is the definition of merciless asshole

*will absolutely tickle the hell out of you if given the chance. In private of course

*he loves chasing! Chasing his lee down as they are already laughing themselves to death at the sheer idea of being tickled. He also likes the tickle fight after he catches them

*he will tickle your absolute worst spots and ask rhetorical questions like "oh? Your really ticklish here?"

*he himself isn't a fan of teases but expect A LOT with him. He will tease you in everyway, shape and form at any chance he gets

*he is more of a nibbler then a biter cuz he knows his teeth are really sharp and he doesn't wanna hurt you. He would nibble on your tickle spots and pretend he's eating you

*he would use his tail to both hold you down and tickle you. He'll also grab your waist with it if you try and run away from him

*going back to the topic of teases he would definitely use the 'tickle monster' tease. He'd try and act all mean and scary while he's tickling you but he really us just as playful as Wukong. Just in a different way

Mk

Lee:

SWEETEST. LEE. EVER!

*he is so fucking cute when he is being tickled he juat kinda lays there and gives in with little to no fight back cuz tickling is his worst weakness

*as i previously stated Wukong will sometimes incorporate tickling into he and mk's training. So mk has been tickled a decent amount of times by Wu

*he likes any kinds of tickles really. He gets sorta embarrassed if he's tickled in puplic but oh well °w°

*he has a contagious fucking laugh what just makes his ler wanna laugh along with him its so adorable

*he definitely snorts if you get him really good too

*he has also been tickled by Mei as well

*he is pretty ticklish all over but his worst spots are is tummy, sides, ribs and armpits. Also his neck and hips are also pretty ticklish

*he LOVES raspberries! (Giving amd receiving)

*he really likes tickle hugs. Especially when he doesn't know if its gonna happen or not

Ler:

*honestly i see him WAY more as a lee then a ler but I'll try my best for this one

*he LOVES raspberries (giving and receiving)

*he has gotten Wukong a few times after Mk got fed up with Wu's tickle training tactics and has gotten the upper hand a few times

*of course that resulted in mk getting tickled to pieces by Wukong later

(Like i said i see him way more as a lee then a ler so im sorry if this part is dry)

If anyone has any other characters they want tickle headcannons for please send me an ask! (I'll do almost any character if ik enough about them)

[tobi-momo]

A Comfortable First Date :)

@awmahleebakugou said:

okay so i’ve never asked before (god i hope your requests are open, i’m sorry if they’re not) but i found you just now and your writing gives me life. i hope i’m not missing any rules, but i wanted to req a kind of first date scenario (the date can be your choice but i’m thinking something out of their comfort zone that the reader kinda eases them into having fun and they actually end up having a good time) with bakugou, todoroki, and dabi. a fluff type thing with a fem reader. they don’t have to be all in one, they can be separate but i really wanted to see your take on this with bakugou. thanks for your time, and i hope you can do this req cuz i love your writing :)

a/n: dflhgdfjhgdfkjgh you make me malfunction omg- i jut started writing a couple weeks ago and to hear that you love my writing makes me smile so hard kfsdjgdfkjg omg ty <3 and, lucky for you, my requests are def open and feel free to come back any time! (if you do want to see my rules tho here’s a link: rules<3 (you didn’t req anything out of my comfort zone tho so dw )

Pairing(s): Bakugou x Reader, Todoroki x Reader, Dabi x Reader

Type: Headcanons

Genre: Fluff :)

Warnings: cursing, youre uncomfy for a lil- but it gets better- FLUFF SKDJGFJSD dabi’s is SO mf short im sorry skhgdlfg

A Comfortable First Date :)

Bakugou:

Man are you glad yall came with ya friends-

You were excited, but anxious. you have never been on a date before, let alone the one and only bakugou katsuki, so ya. you were nervous asf

On the ride, the radio played loudly while you rolled the window down and caught the warm breeze in your face, you were just wildin out in the car, making katsuki laugh in hopes of relieving some stress

when you arrive, it was a different story. there were so many people and the water was dark, and this is gonna be his first time seeing *this much of your body. Your nerves were not helping

“Yo, Y/n, you nervous or somethin’?” Calls Sero, averting your attention from the packed beach

“Uh, no, not at all,” you smile walking over to the trunk of the car, picking up towels

kirishima and mina walk together to find a spot, denki and sero leave you and katsuki alone and immediately start throwing the frisbee around

‘god this was so awkward’ you thought, although it really wasnt, it was just in your head

“Here, give those to me,” katsuki whispers as he takes the towels from your grasp, taking notice of the way you rub your fingers together, the way you keep looking at the ground

He can tell that youre unsure, but he knows that you wont be like this for long- i mean- its bakugou, right?

once yall get to your spot, kirishima and mina catch up to you guys, talking about whats more manly yall cant convince me they dont do this- im convinced mina teaches him how to drink his respect women juice although we know he drinks plenty

You dont even have time to realize katsukis arms around your things, picking you up and throwing you on his shoulders

You play smack his back, laughing and yelping at the same time while he runs towards the water

“kastUKI WHAT ARE YOU DOING??” all he can respond with is his laughter before he sets you down gently in the water

“What, you thought I was gonna throw you or somethin’?” he smirks

“Uh, YEAH? I DID! You scared the crap outta me, babe,” you laugh off, the water suddenly feeling a lot better than you thought it would

He’s still laughing, almost gripping his stomach while kirishima and mina join sero and denki with the frisbee

The face he makes when you splash water on him is-

hmmm

How do i say it

flabbergasted? no. thats a weird ass word. He was like that tho

His face was like 😂 > 😳 > 😶 > 😐 > 😑 > 😐 > 😏😈

yk? yk

He splashes back

hard

so skip to an hour later when you guys are tackling each other in the water holy shit this is soft i cant

yall are having a mf BLAST and yall ended up playing beach volleyball too- have yall seen the episode in avatar where azula, mai, ty lee, and zuko play beach volleyball?

ya basically that but yall actually have fun and its more playful- but yall DESTROY the other teams

you guys end up staying longer than expected and you sleep in the car on the way back with his hand on your thigh but shhh

Todoroki:

ok, this may be dif because i believe movie dates are awkward asFF and i just jfhfkg ugh yk

but anyways~

yall arrive to the theatre, buy your snacks and get your ticket ew ew ew ew

and you literally dont know what to do-

where do you sit? where do you put your hands? what do you do for the rest of the movie? all of these questions filled your head when you guys entered the room, it was empty

great.

You guys take your seats, the commercials starting while you guys start small talk

you and him make fun of the trailers while you guys are literally sitting down like 🧍🧍

So awkward even though yall are talking- like, who takes popcorn first, who gets to put their arm on the middle rest? just overcomplicating everything in your brain

until a skittle falls down your shirt sorry if you dont like skittles but cmon their skittles

coming out the bottom of your shirt, you pick it up, then look at shouto’s soft, playful smirk before he looks away like he didnt do anything

that cheeky bastard

so, you throw it back, knocking his head then falling down the seat to the ground 

he looks back at you with and incredulous expression- not a serious one, but a look of sarcastic surprised

when his hand grabs popcorn out of the bucket, your eyes widen and you quickly leap out of your seat, running out of the isle and up the stairs to the top row of seats, being chased by shouto, and eventually trapped in the corner before getting a face full of popcorn

“Shou!” you laugh out, and you can hear the faint sound of his giggles piercing through yours

Your hands are placed on his chest, and his have dropped down your forearms, holding you in place while you laugh into him

“What?”

“There’s popcorn in my hair now,”

“Oh,” he takes a gentle hand and takes the popcorn out of your hair, tossing it to the side

“This place is a mess now,” he adds

You just laugh it off, taking notice of the fact that the movie has already started

“Shou, the movie,” you point, him turning around to the big screen

“The movie’s boring”

“It’s barely started!” you chuckle

your voice was interrupted by more popcorn hitting your face, and Shouto holding the bucket

“You did not just do what i think you just did.”

“Maybe,”

“I’m gonna get you back for that!” you shout as he starts to walk back to your seat, you grab the box of candy and quickly open it, pouring everything on his head before rushing down the stairs to the other side of the room

lemme just say yall were kicked out PFT JSDHGFSDKJHF

ok but yall didnt care shsdlfsfg

you hung out more after that too, not wanting the day to end :)

Dabi: 

why 

on your first date

would you go

CLUBBING??

like- why??? 

when you arrived, you really do be FINE AS FUUUCKK and everyone is thirsting over you periodt get into it

and when you see him, his eyes widen, admiring your figure

you just smile bc you’ve never been to a club before and set your bag on the counter, taking a seat at the bar next to him

what do you do? are you supposed to order something orrrrrrr? are you supposed to talk? are you supposed to dance with him? like wtf

the most awkward feelings are making home in your stomach

just before you could rush off, his hand grabs yours, making your head whip up for your eyes to meet his, silently reassuring you

You smile before he stands up, and leads you to the dance floor, guiding you with your hips to the music

you place your hands on his shoulders, letting him sway you to the beat, before you turn yourself and dance on him, forgetting your problems

he smirks, running his fingertips down your back while you move your hips on him

after a couple drinks you guys were clicking, like really, really, really, clicking and you felt good

so did he, and he wanted to know you more, so after a couple more dances and drinks, yall were giddy and shi 😏

And yall decided it was time to get to know each other more😏😏😏

when you guys woke up with a hangover, you made him breakfast and yall talked ab everything under the stars omg yall are made for each other istg

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

thats it im sorry dabi’s is so short i just chugged rosé and im hanging out with friends be happy <3

taglist: @toosharkinternet @hitosushi @combat-wombatus @katsuhera @zerohawks

[organic-guacamole]

showtime

episode 211 let's go

ok first of all, this is the second to last episode guys... I don't even wanna think about how much pain I'll be in after next week's episode

mr mazzara doing the recap-

this is so weird to me and I don't know why

WHY DIDN'T YALL JUST ASK BENJAMIN FOR HELP, THATS LITERALLY HIS THING

is Nini giving out the cards a callback to season 1 when Natalie Bagley said that Nini gave her a card or something on opening night of another musical?

STEPHY AS THE ENCHANTRESS OMG YES

Ricky in the crown gives me Harry styles in that photoshoot vibes

he's so pretty.

ok but why did we never see Ricky and Ashlyn interact before? it's been like 5 seconds and I already love how they bounce off each other and it's just so natural

OH THEY REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTUDIES-

well that explains a lot...

so Ricky fell on top of Ashlyn and all that broke for both of them was their wrist-

insert Jake Peralta *coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool no doubt no doubt no doubt*

of course howie was amazing as the beast, were we expecting anything less??

Ricky is so beautiful and I will not shut up about it....

let me enjoy this before the makeup crew slaps mud on his face.

Nini and Ricky talking to eachother? in a civil manner? wasn't she avoiding him just in the last episode? hm ok

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY CANT EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS JUST LIKE ME HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS, WHATS NEXT? THEY CUT EVERYONE OFF CUZ THEY CANT HANDLE EMOTIONS? ...ha

yes Kaden and Rico, my favourite east high boys 🥰

I mean....where's EJ?

THERE HE IS

EJ AND GINA IN THE BACKGROUND... doing something idek

KOURTNEY'S MOM IS BACK YAY

Howie is a shining star, ofc ofc

the smallest fOrk

can't wait to see the fork burst into song about how she deserves more than to be used to eat salad😌

the duster and the bluster.... ok😃

hi Gina!

hi- oh wow I didn't know Robbie Rotten was in this show!!!!!

the portwell look.

that my friends, is a married couple's look✋

GOSH EJ WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

aww Gina's so excited for this

D word?

Die?

Delicious?

Dom Toretto?

"good, clean fun all alone with someone I dig...a lot"

sir that does not sound very clean to me

SEBLOS

Seb looks so cute standing there next to pope Carlos

DID THEYEY REALLY LIGHT ANTOINE ON FIRE-

I NEED TO SEE THAT

Seb's reading Carlos better than big red read the script in episode 102, this is great development after the "fight"

Kourtney really just made the best outfit for herself and let the rest of them suffer

the way Gina immediately goes to hold on to EJ after the announcement

"tonight we're going to put the U in UTAH"

...

"hey where are you from?"

"TAH"

SEB'S SINGULAR CLAP KILLED ME-

he's officially salt lake city's resident thanos

just wity clapping because for some reason I have a feeling he doesn't know how to snap his fingers...don't ask why

Ms Jenn do you mind encouraging your leads before the show? idk just an idea

pepto bismol product placement smhsmh

those flowers are bigger that big red himself-

*bops along to the opening theme*

that whistle at the end slaps everytime

WHY IS THE AUDIENCE SO MASSIVE

I guess they're all here to see Ms Jenn go on as a fork after Nini decides to *go her own way*

wow i am so funny

so they couldn't do many group scenes cuz of covid, but this 300 person crowd is cool? nice

OO THE VIOLIN GIRL FROM EPISODE 6 IS IN THE ORCHESTRA

HOWIEEEEEE

"Mr Caswell", he said, in the loudest voice possible while backstage at a show that's about to start.

Mazzara what are you trying to pull-

I usually like Benjamin but I don't like his tone

"iS yOuR wHoLe FaMiLy HeRe?" LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW THATS A SOFT SPOT FOR EJ

"we've had some good conversations these past few weeks"

right so what's going to happen after you graduate?

what does he think of you not going to Duke?

what did he say about you giving the sweatshirt that's been in the family for 3 generations to a girl you're not even dating?

good old Mr. M

therapist Mr. Mazzara, they all need it.

start with Ricky though.

"Michael Bowen"

dude why did you shave, now you look less like "hot lumberjack" and more "creep at the gas station"

OH-

does she not like Mike anymore?

why does it sound like jennzzara started dating and now they just sit back and talk smack about everyone in their freetime

break the fourth wall-

uhhhh im scared

why am I scared

he's scary

hehe flowers for Ricky, obviously for Ricky, ObViOuSLY

oh boy poor Michael

this man is in love, rip

why does Ms Jenn always look at people with her eyes open so wide

LILYYYY

I'm only excited because I really like the idea of lily and Ricky being friends, nothing more.

ha this guy's got jokes

a MOAT AROUND THE SCHOOL

wheeze

also he's very pretty.

"the wolves and very talented humans"

how dare he forget to mention the very talented wolves and normal humans, smh erasure

"being nice, what a concept" ted talk by Lily who still doesn't have a last name

did she just say lol out loud

same with the hug emoji last episode-

go touch some grass babes

the way he didn't say no, but said he didn't know how the east high kids would react-

not saying he does want to date her but that's an interesting thing to think about, also another thing to write an essay analysis on just to leave it in my drafts for a few months

awww lily genuinely trying to help him

sorry guys, I've been taken by the Lily charm (didn't know it existed until now but oh well)

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'LL NEVER SHIP PORTWELL?

just look at me now

the Lily wink I can't she's so cute-

HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY LIL-

David Attenborough?

oh nvm it's Benjamin narrating the show in a really weird British accent for some reason.

STEPHY GOT MORE LINES YAY GOOD FOR HER

also is this to show that Nini doesn't care about being the star of the show anymore? the way she's supporting everyone else even though she's a fork?

I would pay for a special of the full musical ngl

OOO THE TRANSFORMATION WAS SMOOTH

shockingly

yo where did the makeup come from

man I wish I was a theatre kid

THIS IS STEPHY'S EPISODE NOW IDC✋

my girl is starring

"needs an X-factor"

Simon Cowbell creeps in

"it's a yes from me"

and them boom, he takes Nini and mistreats her horribly and then she comes back to theatre after deciding music isn't for her👍

"I thought she just hog-tied him?"

don't ask sebby, it's better if you don't know.

imagine they spotlight the wrong person and this dude is just some random person that likes writing down stuff during shows.

Ms Jenn just let them do what they rehearsed (at some point we never saw) or else this is gonna end horribly wrong

"help"

same Carlos, same

I love how seb is just his translator rn

I thought he said "great displeasure" instead of "greatest pleasure"....help?

big red coming out from throwing up to see his girlfriend star is the cutest thing in this show.

Ash and Gina dancing is so fun

I'm imagining them practicing at night at their home, watching the movie for the 100th time and making sure their one dance together is perfect

KOURTNEY YES

HOWIE IS IN LOVE AHHHH

I LOVE HOWIE SO MUCH

SEBBY

THIS SCENE HAS SO MUCH GOING ON I CAN'T KEEP UP

THIS IS SO GOOD

HOW???

no because I'm actually crying

I'm dead serious.

we need this musical released as a special

big red is so proud and I love to see it

Natalie: "if you do not by at least 20 dollars in concessions, you do not support art"

rando in the audience: "but I pay for ad free Spotify"

Mr Mazzara clapping in the distance

Gigi, the guy you like is talking to you, complimenting you and hyping you up

YOU LUCKY LITTLE FEATHER DUSTER

aw EJ teasing her about the chocolates in a way that doesn't make her feel bad? take notes Richard

JORDAN FISHER

there is no rest of the show idc Jordan is it for me

THE WIG CAP ON RICKY OMG

they look like they're high and having "deep" conversations on the floor

THE MEAN GIRL WITH THE EYES-

@sunshine-julie-molina YOU HEAR THAT

Natalie really just be coming for them all

Howie what is happening rn

I'm scared

"did you enjoy it"

"very much"

dude wants a kiss so bad

ASHLYN OMG

NO DON'T DO IT BECAUSE OF LILY, PUT YOUR OWN TWIST ON IT

I want a Jordan autograph please

just keep swim- oh pushing...

Gina is literally a giant next to him and I live for it

am I about to cry for the 3rd time in this episode?

yes.

Ricky's leg kicks under the table makes me so happy aw

the portwell glances will kill me.

ah yes, mashed potato snow

Mr. M.... I'm not a theatre kid but even I know you can't have your phone on backstage.

Howie please just do it

CHIP'S BIG LINE I CANT

I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE IT AMD SCREAM INTO MY MASK FOR A SOLID 2 MINUTES (I'm not at home rn) HES SO CUTE

oh ok bye Jordan

oo tea

NOT HIM BEING STARSTRUCK BECAUSE HE'S MEETING HIS FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW-

"we're all just glad Gigi has a big brother figure in her life"

excuse me for a few thousand hours while I laugh hysterically

THE CAMERA ZOOM ON EJS FACE AND EVERYTHING-

STOP EJ LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA CRY BUT I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY WITH THE STAGE MAKE-UP

someone else said this already but I think it's hilarious that they had to bring in 2 guest characters to create some portwell angst

omg this really is Cici's episode, found family is their thing

elevator music lol

I'm gonna bet that big red took the harness for his surprise for Ashlyn without realising what it was

did Ms. Jenn just....tell her most mentally unstable student....to commit suicide....on a disney show...was that....I'm very....well....what the actual-

oh and there she goes running off instead of trying to make it right

oh wow Nini's the hero, she's gonna save the show 🤩

😐

the judge is doing a sudoku

honestly if I went to the hsm show as well, I'd come prepared for this one too

Lily why are you looking like that-

I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE YOU DON'T MESS THIS UP

wow ok, there goes that.

omg

what if Howie was acting weird because he knew what Lily did and wanted to tell Kourtbut Lily threatened him so he was scared to-

anyways see y'all clowns next week when we all simultaneously lose all motivation for the week without Fridays to look forward to.

[wonderland-in-bloom]

our little family

[leona kingscholar x reader]

anon asked: Hi, could I ask for an imagine for Leona. The MC has met Cheka, so I think it would be cute to see the three of them just hanging out together (maybe babysitting Cheka) and just looking like a family. Thanks:) Love your work btw

AAAAWH THANK YOUUU ANON IM SO TOUCHED ;-; also im so glad you requested this cuz this prompt is so cute omg lemme just cry over cheka and leona. I FELL IN LOVE W/ CHEKA THE MOMENT I SAW HIM, HE’S JUST A PRECIOUS BBY, PROTECC 25/8. leona is def hubby material too -3-

♡

“LEONA-ojitan!” you and your boyfriend turned your head to see a small figure running to the both of you. cheka, your boyfriend’s beloved nephew, threw himself onto leona and squeezed him in a bone crushing hug (but let’s be real here, how painful can cheka’s bone crushing hug be?). “che-cheka...what are you doing here?!” he tried to peel of cheka’s hand around his left hand but cheka just hugged even tighter. “okaa-tan said i can spend the whole day with you today!” leona groaned in annoyance while you just chuckled. you brought your right hand and started ruffling his hair. “nice to see you again, cheka!” he shot his head up from burying it leona’s chest to show you a huge, teethy grin. “(y/n)-obatan!” this time he clung to you and hugged you. you hugged him back of course, he was just a precious little bean after all. “aaa you’re so cute!” you squealed as you showered him with lots of love (such as pinching his cheeks, ruffling his hair, and other cute gestures). 

“oi, oi, oi, okay.” leona grabbed cheka and pulled him away from you. probably jealous cheka was getting all the attention instead of him. “fine then, what do you want to do?” cheka pouted and put his hand on his chin to think for a while then he burst into a huge grin. “i want to meet ojitan and obatan’s friends!” he clung onto you and you swear you felt like melting right then and there. “damn...babysitting’s a pain.” leona whispered to you. “oh come on, leona. just try and make the most out of it.” you swooped up cheka in your arms. “ne cheka, what about going over to our friend’s cafe, hmm?” leona facepalmed. “no, no, no. (y/n) there will be no mostro lounge today.” he sighed. “awh why not? the place is fun, lively, decorative...besides cheka would love to meet azul!” you beamed. “that’s the one person i don’t want cheka to meet.” you giggled and ruffled leona’s hair. “i’m sure he’ll be fine. besides we’re here anyways. everything’ll be okay, sweetie.” you whispered the last part to him and starting strutting towards the exit of the savanaclaw dorm. leona flinched before sighing once more and following his beloved s/o and nephew. 

you two entered the cafe adorned with hues of blue and purple to be greeted by one of the leech twins. “oya oya. since when did you two have a mini kingscholar?” leona growled and smacked the back of jade’s head. you hid how flustered you were with an awkward chuckle. “jade, this is cheka, leona’s nephew.” jade mouthed an ‘oh’ as he rubbed the spot where leona smacked him. “nice to meet you!” he beamed which apparently hit jade’s soft spot. “he’s adorable!” you placed cheka on the ground and the two apparently interacted really well. you and leona turned your head to face a laughing figure over by the barstools. “you both are sure that’s kingscholar’s nephew and not your son?” you covered your face with your hands. “no azul! there’s no way i mean, we didn’t even-”

“alright, alright spare me the details. don’t wanna hear anything about your disgusting love life.” he shrugged. leona’s fist was clenched and you knew he was just holding back a punch, that’s when you thought it was best to place your hand over his clenched fist to calm him down. “why out of all places did you bring that little runt here? you could’ve brought him to a tea party in heartslabyul, or a magic carpet ride in scarabia. now there’s another thing for me to worry about.” azul spoke while wiping the bar. “ask (y/n), it was her idea.” you sighed. “i...i don’t know! i just thought cheka would like it here. besides isn’t this just business for you, azul? you get more profit from leona, me, and cheka.” he chuckled. “of course everything is business for me dear.” leona just grabbed you and dragged you to a table. he was not in the mood to deal with azul, but really, when is he ever? you two just turned your head away from cheka for a short while but then when you both turned back to see him, jade, floyd, and surprisingly even cater interacting with him. “what the heck, when did cater get here?” 

“LEONA! (Y/N)! YOUR KID IS TOTES ADORABLE!” your mouth hung agape. cater did not just yell that in a public cafe out loud. “thats not-! he’s not-!” you were to flustered to even form a sentence. then more and more students started gathering around him, and even students who weren’t there before came to the cafe. “see how cheka is promoting your cafe, ashengrotto?” leona snarked. “hmm. alright maybe the runt is useful after all.” that afternoon was just filled with cheka meeting all of the students who came, surprisingly even kalim and jamil came. he was extremely overjoyed to meet both of your friends. what shocked you both even more were how nice the other students were to him, and how different they were when interacting with cheka. when it was getting late leona scooped cheka into his arms, and you announced “alright guys! that’s enough cheka for the day! it’s getting late and we wouldn’t want him to be too tired.” you waved to all of the students and kalim chuckled. “ne jamil, leona and (y/n) make great parents right?” 

“did you have fun today?” he clung onto leona tight but was visibly half asleep. “mn! ojitan and obatan’s friends are fun!” leona hesitantly patted the top of his head. “alright, alright. now go ahead and sleep before your mom comes, or else she’s going to kill me.” cheka rested his head on leona’s shoulder and fell asleep in 5 seconds. “don’t you dare drool on me you little pipsqueak.” that statement made you giggle as you both headed back to the savanaclaw dorm. you three made it back to leona’s room and he laid cheka down in the middle of his bed. he sat on the left side and you sat on the right side of the bed. “ne, leona.” his ear twitched and faced you. “maybe we do make good parents.” you joked. his eyes widened and then smirked. “what are you suggesting...hmm?”

you paused for a moment before your face turned into a dark shade of red. “N-NOTHING! I MEAN-we’re just good babysitters. yeah, we should do this more often.” you really ought to be careful with your words next time. leona chuckled and placed his hand on top of your head. “alright, alright.”

“but hey. maybe you are right...maybe we would make good parents...”

and with that simple sentence, you collapsed from embarrassment. 

♡

i love cheka. end of story. i love leona too -3- ehehe

- a♕

[cosmosrival]

there it is! kama interlude analysis by a kama fan!

WELL. LIKE IT SAYS IN THE TITLE: this is just my own thoughts!! youre free to think whatever u want !! i am just putting my own knowledge into words because i genuinely love kama, and i would like for kama’s depth to be understood by the NA fandom a little more!! i try to stay as close as possible to their character in everything i do because i believe that the more in character they are, the funnier/more interesting content ppl will produce. 

and hopefully i understood them well ???!!!! HOPEFULLY ?!

i will be screenshotting the translated reddit post under this read more and stop whenever something i find interesting to develop pops up ! or else it’ll get way too long lol if you wanna read the interlude for yourself heres the link!

with that said, let’s go!!

kama’s interlude begins with guda passing the hell out because of exhaustion and then waking up in a dream sequence where kama treats them to some relaxing adventures, stuff to take their mind off heavy things!! first dream sequence is kama roleplaying a highschool setting where they’re dating.

i like this because they openly admit that its an illusion, breaking the immersion but as long as youre okay with roleplaying, they’ll continue it LOL  at some point, caesar mentions the student council president and arjuna appears behind him 

since this is an illusion that kama made, i’ve been wondering about the fact that the way servants conduct eachother in this interlude is mostly because that’s how kama envisions they would act in a highschool setting, in an amusement park and finally with eachother (mostly for confirmed couples such as siegbryn, consort yu and her hubby etc...). suzuka and sei being gyarus is obvious, but arjuna as the student council president... is so cute???!!! i MEAN IT FITS ?! THATS A GREAT IDEA KAMA!!!! ANYWAY

this is kama’s first monologue and since they’re primarily the god of lust, all of the more vanilla stuff they mentions such as sharing a pair of headphones embarrasses them since its so tame. ITS CUTE !!! kama expects you to be horny in class !! what are you doing thinking about hand holding !!! medusa saves u from that tho with a direct reference to her relationship with kama’s vessel 

this is interesting !! and reassuring !!! i think that kama as a character has a lot of depth and just reducing them to “sakura” would be a waste and this interlude shows how different they are from her. but they’re also similar! sakura went through a lot just like medusa says and kama does have trauma related to shiva. its not the same circumstances but the same kind of suffering which explains the nuance here. and what i like about chaldea is that there’s been multiple instances where its been proven that servants can grow thanks to their relationships with guda (most common example: leveling up your bonds) BUT ALSO, saint graph evolution (alts). and as a kama fan i’d like to see them happy someday and this interlude as a whole is proof of their healing/coping because of the time they spent in chaldea and how they interact with others. more on that later ! here, they don’t recognize medusa which is normal since they’re not sakura (someone else entierly), but...

they care about her ! because of sakura’s influence being a part of the servant called Kama(assassin). the difference here is important !! but i’ll come back on this in a bit. quick mention to the greek cupid <3 kamadusa nation we were fed (i clap by myself because im the only one who has 57575757557 kama rarepairs-----)

kama is a delinquent whos horny in class but still takes a few notes, enough to do well on their tests! and thats tea<3 smart horny lazyass !! theyre a gift

SO ARJUNA WAS OUT FOR BLOOD ????? ANYWAY, this is right after the actual fight against weirdo terrorists, and im happy to know that kama DOES enjoy a good fight (as proven in their voicelines as well) but theyre not a farming unit because it’d be too much work (single target NP..)...!!!!!!! lavish god of love.... 

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYY THE REAL DEAL !!!!!!!!!!!! “it feels wonderful to be your girlfriend” christ, kamadeva was so used to being a husband and a good lover, it reflected in their servant version.... but ree what do u mean by servant version???

I MEAN THE OBVIOUS !! kama explains it very well in the screenie just above ! 

“You know very well how servants work.”

KAMA ASSASSIN (the servant in your chaldea) is neither KAMADEVA or SAKURA MATOU or MARA. they’re a MIX OF PARTS OF THE THREE. creating an entierly new person(in this case, servant) !!!! it might sound like i’m repeating myself, but this is important!!!!!!!!! i will say this multiple times so people remember it !!! and if u already had this figured out: GOOD JOB I LOVE U !!!

Kamadeva (the god) has many stories, ones where he was born from concepts (dharma and shraddha), one where his parents are brahma and sarasvati, one where his parents are vishnu and lakshmi, stories about his reincarnation after his death where his parents are krishna and rukmini, his love with Rati and so on. We all know Sakura’s backstory since this is nasuverse. And Mara is a demon, an entity that tried to corrupt Buddha and prevent him from reaching enlightenment/stray from the path. Kama assassin has parts from all of these entities which explains why they have a vague longing for Rati, why they have a soft spot for Medusa and why they have an affinity with Kiara(and also like talking about corrupting u !). 

they then mention how a japanese highschool setting is fun and all i have to say is: i’m gonna make an indo fam delinquent vs student council au out of this one folks !!!!!!!! i gotta !!! 

OK next

TIME FOR THE SECOND DREAM SEQUENCE WHICH I WAS VERY VERY VERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY AFRAID OF BEFORE THE TRANSLATION CAME OUT.

THE PART WHERE KAMA ACTS LIKE YOUR CHILD.

well with their stage 1 it was expected but without the translation i have to say that i was scared shitless! because people hate thinking! and even if kama clearly tells you that it’s a charade, u know a JOKE. A DREAM SEQUENCE. DONT BE A CREEP. KAMA INTENDED FOR IT TO BE WHOLESOME. i know some ppl wont use their brains. but u know its fgo and degenerates are everywhere. 

anyways. family bonding time ensues until another monologue appears!!

exactly like before, kama mentions myths that belonged to kamadeva. Meaning that the Kama in our chaldea isn’t the Kamadeva we know and is not Pradyumna either but the fact that the writers chose to have kama acknowledge it is very reassuring !!! Because it means that they’ve chosen to make it a part of their (complicated) history. Kama says that Pradyumna is the myth about themself they know the least, once again proving us that the Kama in our Chaldea (Assassin) is a different entity and that they were summoned to the throne upon their death, the moment they were burned by Shiva’s flames and became Ananga, in any case they’re still familiar with all of their own myths. it allows us to keep heroic spirits separate from their original myths. Obviously! And in the case of pseudo-servants, it allows us to keep them separate from their vessels. Cuz this is a fanservice japanese game. Andddd the fandom likes forgetting this fact quite a lot i’ve noticed. As a person who loves thinking about tons and tons of headcanons for fun, this allows us a lot of space ! Because this is fate/grand order at its base. Nasuverse. 

I’m glad that the interlude explains it so clearly, it’s very good !! Because the majority of myths from every culture are confusing, family trees are confusing, names are confusing, powers and attributes are confusing... its a mess !!!! the fgo characters we know are just cut from their own respective timelines/historial figures so the writers can organize themselves more easily. Like cutting halves from a big cake. Kama (Assassin) is the Kama that died from Shiva’s flames and became the universe ONLY. In Nasuverse, Arthur Pendragon is a woman. Anastasia Romanov NEVER had a demon familiar named Viy in real life despite the creature being part of russian folklore. u know ! im russian i can testify dude !! 

hopefully everyone got this bc i wont be explaining this any further dude, its exhausting !!!!!! bangs my hands on the table !!!!! 

ANYWAYS kama mentions “eternal pain that turns [them] into ash” being their key element. Their trauma is at the center of their heroic spirit self, what they are as a servant. This suffering is tied to everything they do, why they’re so lazy, why they’re so lax, why they’re so detached from their job.  But they’re not detached from their role. And “job” and “role” have different connotations here. They refuse to work as a cupid because of obvious reasons. BUT. They’re not detached from their role as the God of Love, as the God of Passion. The embodiment of those feelings. This whole interlude is proof ! They’re giving u free therapy because they Love you. Passion. They feel your love. Passion. They acknowledge how much fun you’re having. How passionate you are about certain things. They might seem extremely detached and hateful, but they aren’t. They’re one of the most empathetic servants there is. And their ability to love everything, even the things they hate is what makes them so miserable. Because it’s a part of them. Because the concept of Kama in hinduism is linked to them. Be it lust or simply the passion born from anything you do where you’re enjoying yourself. (quote:  “ the term also refers to any sensory enjoyment, emotional attraction and aesthetic pleasure such as from arts, dance, music, painting, sculpture and nature “. R. Prasad (2008), History of Science, Philosophy and Culture in Indian Civilization )

... I’d like to say that this contrast with Mara is interesting. And that i’m glad the writers chose to add in Mara to the kama assassin Beast mix. 

Because the anger Mara feels can become a drivepoint for Kama. I’ve always believed that anger and sadness are two sides of the same coin, it’d explain how layered Kama is and how valid their emotions are. Constantly torn between love and hate. An eternal grudge (i don’t deserve to be hurt like this) and an eternal misery(maybe i do deserve to be hurt like this). 

i wish they were my roommate <3 oh fuck ree got emotional wait where were we.

OH YEAH

i think kama saying that they dislike being involved with other indian servants because theyre linked to shiva is a feeble attempt at trying to keep up a strong front because they still love them in the end. cuz that’s how kama is ! after a while they’ll get bored of bullying ganesha and ashwatthama. they’ll get interested in rama because their respective mythos are linked even if their servant selves have no connection. hell, at the end of the interlude they talk about parvati and how they themself changed and realized things. BUT OH WELL, THATS STUFF FOR ANOTHER POST HEHE thats just ree wanting kama to b happy yall move along !!

.....THIS ISNT A COLLEGE STUDENTS ROLEPLAY BUT ITS A CUTE JAPANESE COMPANY BOSS/UNDERLING SETTING AND ITS CUTE SO I THINK KAMA WEARING A PENCIL SKIRT AND POURING U ALCOHOL IS CUTE. CUTE.

further proof of kama’s overflowing affection and what i detailed above!! hopefully u all knew this one simply from reading this interlude/their profile page and dont need me to write it down for u. HOPEFULLY !!!!!

(I START BEATBOXING VERY RAPIDLY AND RUNNING TOWARDS YOU) KAMA IS A SADIST AT THEIR CORE AND I WILL NEVER STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re easy to fluster because theyre not used to being so vanilla, but whats underneath is how they truly are !! a beast turned servant, the sweetest sadist !! theyre very mature and this interlude is so well written (wipes my teears

this is directly linked to what i explained above, by burning you away, you’ll melt into nothingness just like they did. When they were the universe, they felt both everything and nothing. 

But was it really relief ... ?

... IT WASNT.

AND PARVATI SAVES THE DAY !!!!!!! phew!! thank u paru, it’d still like to be able to touch kama’s huge titties and i cant do that if i turn into ashes (falls down the stairs

ok she summoned lovey dovey canon couples to annoy kama since they’re exhausted of seein them!!

...............(I TAKE OUT A KNIFE) TAKE THAT BACK. DONT TALK TO THEM LIKE THAT. TAKE THAT BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

ohhhhhh im obsessed i love when theyre angry<3 i love when theyre fighty <3 i think they should beat the living shit out of a boxing bag DAILY to let out some of this steam. they’d be a monster on the ring... aaa kama in training boot y shorts aa a .. .uughg hg ouu... (you all shove me into a locker)

ok this is interesting !! i think that the interlude showing us that parvati feels a semblance of guilt is character dev. proof for what i mentioned before!! in ookuu parvati felt quite ..unsympathetic to me, even if kama is a beast who wants to annihilate humanity, when u think about it, at their core their grudge is because of her and shiva’s betrayal. and here, she properly apologizes for making kama so upset. this is heartwarming to me since i dislike thinking that members of the indo fam hate eachother :( same goes for arjuna and karna, at some point i’d like for them to act like bros normally and finally be comfy. but anyways !!

u wake up from the dreams and da vinci, mashu and paru are here to tell u whats going on. But its fine bc u remember everything and u have to go thank someone for helping u out!!!

CUTE !!!!!!! THEY CARE ABOUT U !!!!!! but whether it be because of their role or because theres a deeper meaning is entierly up to your own interpretation because...

of what they say here. 

and here !! 

ohhhhhhhhh this is so important !!!!!!

this is actual proof of kama’s growth as a servant and how servants evolve in chaldea !! chaldea is not the same as a grail war, its a special, cut-off place and thats what makes it even more relaxing to think about. Everytime u summon a servant in ur chaldea u give them a chance to have fun with you, to have fun with other servants, to make amends, to start from scratch, to discover things they would’ve never known in their time (movies, video games, tons of different foods etc...), u give them a chance to relax. to grow !! this is the headcanon that im most attached to and im glad to see it be confirmed in the interlude of a character i love tbqh i had to stop and talk about that.

everyone say thank u kama !! can we roleplay a college roommate coffee shop slowburn au next time <3 

ANYWAYS if you’ve read it this far: thank you !!! im sorry if you expected something very serious, im not that type of person hehe im jus here to have fun and look at things i like, and the interlude itself was quite lighthearted and refreshing. By talking about the myths and all of kamadeva’s stories, the writers basically gave lore nerds a huge thumbs up like... “its ok now !! u can go ape now !! go be insane<3 love u<3″ and all of this kama characterization GENUINELY makes me so happy because i think they really needed that. kama assassin... (i blow a kiss to the sky) is a little mess of a servant... a god, human crumbs and a demon... a total mess... im in love with them...

..............tho now the wait for a summer alt where they interact with the entire indo fam begins (im sitting in a chair unmoving)(i have a gun in case minase begins acting gross

[veeranger]

my unprompted opinions on sentai swords. Boukenger - Goseiger

Boukenger

Survi-Blades

uhhhhhh. its ugly! it fits the aesthetic of boukenger but its fucking ugly. next

Great Sword Man Zuban / Holy Sword Zuban

this guy. i love it. its an extremely ornate sword and its big as hell and looks cool when they swing it. nothing really to say its a big gold sword that happens to turn into a big gold guy. 

Gekiranger

no the saiblade is not a sword. if you think im a hypocrite for counting the silver blazer but not the saiblade well thats tough.

GekiRed’s GekiSabers

these fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. very simply design but still incorporating a shark motif and if theres one season im ok with simple weapon designs its def gekiranger. also twin swords like this are always cool.

Go-Onger

Go-On Red’s Road Saber

its really hard to get good pics of some of this shit you know. im not redownloading episodes just for this. anywayyyyyyy the road saber is fucking cool. red racer wishes he had this motherfucker. its big as shit and the theme is crystal clear and it just fits so well. good stuff

Shinkenger

i assume you’ve been waiting for this

Secret Playback Katana Shinkenmaru

bestttttttt. sleek yet unmistakably toku, totally recognizable as a katana yet so much more involved in the design to set it apart as an iconic toku blade. LOVED that they were holstered on their belts and i loved the guards being their hiden disks. this sword was so cool. the sfx for it were awesome too. 

Shinken Red’s Two-Mode Transforming Rekka Daizantou

kaenken rekka fucking who? fuck em. this is THE sword. the biggest bitch ever. the motherfucker supreme. lesser men weep at the sight of this absolute monster. i dont even know what to say. its just. look at it. my god. they were insane to make this thing. 

Shinken Red’s Kyoryumaru

this thing was a bit stupid. i dont hate it it was just stupid as shit. not really a match for the rest of the weapon aesthetics honestly. why was it a fucking dinosaur. next

Shinken Gold’s Laceration Calculating Sword Sakanamaru

cant get a good pic of this guy either. anyway i love it. the quick draw technique genta used was fucking cool as shit and it looks like a fish. thats cool. all i really have to say on it though. and yes this is a sword not a dagger its just a short sword. 

Goseiger

Gosei Tensword / Super Tensword

ok i havent seen goseiger but im going to extend a branch here and trust that the goseigers did actuallty use this stupid thing like a sword at some point. i didnt even know this was considered a sword until right now i thought it was like those rotary phone staffs in magiranger. it looks dumb but i dont hate it entirely. unless they didnt use it like a sword then fuck them for making me look foolish. 

Gosei Red’s Skick Sword

i like it actually. its plain but at this point i consider that to be an old school throwback design so it lands better i guess. idk. ive always had a soft spot for the gosei weapons for some reason. 

Gosei Knight’s Leon Laser

remember when i said you can tell they cared more about the gun mode on the aba lasers cuz it wasnt named the aba saber or something. same deal. the leon laser looks sick as all hell in gun mode but this is...ehhh. red blade is cool i guess.

[kalofi]

Kalofi, my love! My dearest fellow Gay! Do you have any pets? If so, could you please describe them in excruciating detail? If not, then if you could have any kind of pet what would it be? :>

I DONT HAVE ANY PETS 😭 but i can tell u about all the pets ive had throughout my life!! i cant telp u years bc im bad at remembering that but i can tell u thru places we've lived!

virginia we had two goldfish! bubbles and goldie. bubbles was white with some black spots and goldoe was. gold. they didnt do much, being fish and all. we had to give em to our neighbours when we moved theyre probably long deas by now :(

brasil we had a doggy!! he was a bichon frise and his name was oscar! short for oscar meyer weiner, like the hot dog. which is weird in retrospect bc he didnt even look close to a weenie dog so the bame didnt make sense but whatever lol. we had him for three years while we stayed in brasil but gave him to some family friends when we moved :( hes still alive and kickin tho! we get updates from our friends every once in a while and he's doin great 😋👍🏽

in ethiopia we had a cat! her name was willow and she was a calico cat. she was originally a stray but kept coming onto our property and she was so so small. at first i didnt like her (this was when i was going thru my stupid 'i hate all cats' phase. as u can tell ive grown out of that) but eventually she grew on me. when we moved we gave her away to our gardener cuz he had a real soft spot for her too. shes also still alive and well!

in zimbabwe we had 11 cats. now let me explain. a mama cat came and had babies in a tree stump in our front yard then just ditched them. there were 4 little dinkies there so we begged our parents to let us care for them n they said fine. unfortunately the runt of the group died :( but the rest survived. there was a boy and two girls. they had names but i just called em all cat or variations of kitty lol. so now we had three cats and bc we didnt get the boy neutered the two girl cats got pregnant :/ each mama had four kitties so thats 11 in total!! we tried to take care of all of em for a while but obv it was hard so we gave a few kittens away to friends and the rest went to the animal shelter that our school partnered with!

and yeah thats the history of all the pets we've ever had :)

[thewritingginger]

8. “Like what you see?” - Kenshin x Reader

Thank you lovely anon for your request!

I got really excited when I saw someone requested for my bb :3

Although it did take a while to think of it cuz I wasn't quite sure where I wanted to go with this one, but this is what I figured out 

Enjoy ~

A/N: Oiran (were considered as a type of yūjo “women of pleasure” or prostitute)  this has a purpose lol and I just googled this so if its wrong sorry >.<

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“Come on Ken, loosen up a bit.” The suave warlord whined hitting the white haired mans shoulder. The two men where sitting on a large cushion on the back wall of a gentlemen’s club of sorts. 

“What do you mean? I agreed to come here with you already didn't I?” Kenshin’s monotoned voice cuts the air like a blade, sitting there with his leg popped up sipping his sake stoically. 

“Yeah you did. So since you’re out you gotta indulge yourself in the decadent wonders this place holds.” Gesturing with his arms open Shingen releases a hearty laugh putting his arm around the beautiful women propped up next to him. “All I wish to indulge in is my sake.” the cold dragon’s words make his friend shake his head. 

“Well since you’re gonna do nothing but pout next to me how about I get you a room that you can sit in by yourself. I’ll order you a bottle of sake and pickled plums.” Shingen offers. “Fine, if it means you’ll shut up.” “Great.”

Stopping at the entrance of a unoccupied room Shingen opens the door allowing Kenshin to enter. Before he closes the door Shingen leans in with a smirk playing on his lips, “And hey, if you find yourself a bit bored just give me a holler and I’ll hook you up with a real sweet lady.” With a wink and a click of his tongue he leaves Kenshin to roll his eyes. 

About an hour of time has passes and Kenshin is resting against the wall with his eyes relaxed closed, sake glass in hand. The sound of muffled laughter and music suddenly becomes clearer as if the door is being opened. Without even opening his eyes Kenshin speaks. “What do you think you are doing? This room is not open for occupuense, Get out!” His demanding words harsh enough to startle anyone. 

With the anonymous figure’s back turned to kenshin’s relaxed body. A soft voice breaks the silence, “I was hoping to serve you with some company, My lord.” “tsk” In annoyance not wanting use the energy it would take to scare the women off, Kenshin sternly reiterates his demands. “I have no desire for you women, now get out before I throw you out.” The sound of grit and furry is obvious in his words.

Waiting to hear a response or the door open, there is just silence. Then the subtle rustling of fabric is making its way closer towards Kenshin. Sensing the mystery women has drawn near he releases an irritated sigh. Not in the mood to play games, without even looking up Kenshin softly places his glass beside him and stands up and walk towards the unwanted guest, towering over the young women. About to ruthlessly throw this women out for pestering him, he’s temporarily frozen in place. Cause when he lands his gaze on the unknown women, he see’s you.

“Y/n?” 

A confused quirk of his brow and your name falling from his lips, you give nothing but a smile. Now with both of you standing you begin to stroll in a circle around his stunned form. Quite amused with his reaction, you chortle. “What seem to be the problem Lord Kenshin?” Standing behind his shoulder, your breath hitting his ear, “Do you wish for me to take my leave so soon?” You question sweetly. Still wracking his brain for what you are doing, you saunter over to where Kenshin was residing in moments prior. Sitting with your legs to the side you lightly pat the open spot next to you. “Wont you do me the honor of joining me my lord?” You ask with an innocent curve of your lips and a gleam in your eyes. 

Taking a seat next to you Kenshin starts, “Y/n what are doing here, dressed like that.” Questioning you while his gaze trails down your body admiring the high quality silks in brilliant colors that adorn your figure. “I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong person my lord. I’m just simply here to be your subservient oiran for the night.” With a mischievous glint in your eyes, Kenshin sees the game you are trying to play. This sparked his intrigue.

Reclining himself back onto his hands, Kenshin sighs, an amused toothy smirk pulls at his lips, “Oh my mistake. So what exactly are you going to do to keep me company?” His words come out oozing in sexual energy. 

You smile, “Well, that's up you to decide.” You state, still playing your innocent facade, but he can feel the way your eyes are carving themselves into his body. Taking a moment, feigning to be in thought. The anticipation building, his lips part. 

“Stand up!” 

His words come out flat with no room to argue. Looking at you expectedly, you stare back trying to figure out what's going on in that mind of his. And growing impatient he states again with more force, “I said, Stand. Up.”

Not breaking eye contact you begin to rise on your feet and move in front of him. Before you can say anything in return he speaks again, “Stand back a bit I want a good view of you.” Still confused at what he trying to pull, you oblige. Taking a few steps back you cant help but let out a small chuckle, “Is this want you wanted?” Paying no mind to your question Kenshin speaks again, “Stop!” not moving an inch further you see a slight shift in the way Kenshin is looking at you. 

Before, his stare was soft and light hearted, seeing him play along with your little scheme was exciting. But now? Now his orbs are scanning your body with a predatory gaze, feeling as if he is devouring you inch by inch with that sadistic glint in his eyes. 

“Strip!” 

With just that one word you felt your body start to move on its own. Undoing the obi around your waist Kenshin intervenes again, “Slower!” With each single worded command you begin to feel warmth brewing deep within you. “Of course my lord.” Your submissive words stoke the flame beginning to burn in Kenshin. His eyes following every movement you make, unable to escape that domineering look, your heart continues to beat fast. Meticulously watching the way the rich fabric seems to glide against your skin, noting how perfect your flesh looks, smooth and untouched. 

The rise and fall of your chest, the small parting of your plump lips and that enthralled haze in your eyes. All of that just inflating his pride, he's got you right where he wants you. 

Fluidly dropping your arms to your sides, you allow the exquisitely crafted kimono to pool at your feet, to be forgotten. 

Standing there in all your glory, baring yourself to the God of War, that seems lost in your beauty. You pull him back to you with your words, “You like what you see?”

Tilting his head to the side, with an eye brow raised examining your appearance. Standing there watching as his eyes hungrily roam your delicate physique, you begin to feel your cheeks become warm with embarrassment.

The seconds of intense silence feel like hours, not knowing whether to say something or not Kenshin beats you to it. 

“I’m quite pleased.” An amused grin accompanies his words as he stands up.

Making his way over to you, arms crossed, his eyes still scanning you as he makes a circle around you. Standing completely still, with only your eyes to follow his movements. You feel him stop behind you, nothing but the sound of your heart beat to be heard. 

In this thick silence you feel a large rough hand begin to trace a line down your spine, you feel your legs wobble. His voice so close to your ear, his hot breath setting you on fire. “Tell me, how experienced are you in being an Oiran?” You could hear the underlying teasing tone in his question. As he sweeps the hair thats cascading down your back over your shoulder your response comes out a bit shaky. “N-not very. You are actually my first customer.” Trying to even your voice became noticeably difficult due to the excitement coursing through your veins.

“Is that so.” Pleased by your shaken response he continues his way around you, hand softly gliding across your waist. Now back in front of you, hand on your waist, his form seeming to tower over you. “Than I intend to be gentle with you this time.” His words dripping in sadistic intent. You feel a burst of lust irrupt within you. Feeling giddy for what those words could entail.

Looking up at him through your lashes you speak, “You’re very thoughtful my lord. Please allow me to repay you in kind for your generosity.” A sweet smile paints your lips as your hands move towards the belt holding his Kimono closed. 

Your small delicate digits working the knot out smoothly. Slowly pulling it with one hand till you can drop it to your side. You watch as the front of his kimono slacks and begins to open. 

Taking a step closer, running your palms up his clothed chest you reach his collar. Hooking your thumbs with the fabric you start to strip him of his clothing, drawing your hands over his shoulders and down his arms. As the fabric falls to the floor, you slide your fingertips lightly up his strong arms. Your eyes roam his chiseled figure. you begin to mindless trace the small scars that scatter his battle worn body. Admiring the peaks and valleys of his well trained build.

Every subtle caress of your fingers electrifies Kenshin and drives his desire for you wild. After you’re done admiring his body your eyes meet with his. A playful smirk appears as you trail your hands up his torso to wrap around his neck.

“I guess they don't call you a God for nothing.” Your words wrapped in an air of seduction, that innocent facade completely gone. That burning look in your orbs sets Kenshin ablaze. 

Standing silently in this locked gaze, your faces inch towards each other, your lips just a breath away. “There will be no guessing once I'm finished with you!” His words so close and hot, you feel them almost searing into you.

Then as if something had snapped, your lips crash together. In this fight for dominance, you are pushed back against the wall with a thud. Your raging passion bouncing off one another, your energies intermingling. Hands begin to wonder and explore the most intimate parts of each other. 

Sinking to the floor, his weight now on top of you. He pulls away, heaving. Trying to catch the breath you both lost in the moment . Both hands firmly planted on either side of your head, “You’re so beautiful.” His right hand comes up to caress your flushed cheek, his fingers tickling your hot skin down your neck and to your chest. “So perfect.” 

Leaning down till his face is level with your neck he starts placing small kisses between each word. “I wonder what would happen if I were to bite this supple skin. What kind of wondrous marks could I leave behind to prove I was here? How long would they last till I would need to add more?” 

The bass in his voice, the meaning behind each word, and the passion exuding from each syllable was all enough to make you become undone right then and there. But Kenshin isn’t just satisfied telling you, he wants to show you. He needs to show you!

His breath tingling your neck, “How many would it take to show others that you have been claimed? That you are mine.” Wanting so desperately to find out, to get answers to those burning questions that are swirling around in your head making you dizzy, you say “ W-why don't you find out.” 

Granting him entrance with your muttered words he begins his attack on your neck and shoulders. Gentle suctions and teeth grazing your skin, small pink and purple marks start to appear. Being carful to leave no surface untouched. Trailing marks down your torso, one by one inching closer to your core. The anticipation is exhilarating looking down to see his animalistic stare locked on you. Observing every reaction you have to his tactful caresses. 

Reaching your heat he pauses for a moment, taking in your state. The way you are so open to him, showing him a part of yourself that no other man gets to see. Taking his hand his drags his finger along your folds. Feeling how wet you are, gathering your essence on his finger making your whole being shudder. Eyes thoughtfully watching his digit playing with your heat. Enjoying the soft mewls falling from your mouth. “Your arousal is so incising.” He speaks, his eyes looking up to meet with yours as he licks your slick from his fingers.  “It’s sweet like nectar.” aligning himself with your entrance he take a slow drag of his tongue, savoring your taste in his mouth. 

Needing to hear your voice he begins to suck your sensitive bud. Holding your legs tightly with his arms, your thighs pressed against his ears, the increasing moans and pleads you’re making all just making Kenshin more hungry for your pleasure. Plunging two fingers into your core, commanding your body to bend to his will, needing more from you. Curling his fingers, stimulating your g-spot he begins to feel your sex clench around him indicating your first release of the night. Intending to have you cum on his tongue fuels his aggressive desire. Your hands tangled in his locks, the slight sting of your pulling mixed with pleasure of hearing you call his name makes all his efforts worth it. 

The intense sensation of the pleasurable stimulation brought you to your end. The coil within you finally snapping under the pressure, and your release consumes you. Your mind goes blank as you squeeze your eyes shut in immense pleasure, your legs trembling and your voice flowing out of you filling the room. With Kenshin’s Fingers and mouth continue to bring you higher and higher, unable to control the sounds and movements of your body. 

After a few moments of complete bliss you begin to come down from your high, trying to catch your breath, your body still experiencing aftershocks of your orgasm. 

Kenshin surfaces to be face to face with you. Bringing you in for a kiss you taste yourself on his lips. Laying there flushed and exhausted gazing up into his eyes Kenshin sits up and states, “You think the was all I was going to do with you? I’m not quite satisfied with your performance.” 

Before you can respond Kenshin is already rubbing his tip at your entrance. Warming himself up to immerse himself in your body.  Pushing his girth into your soft insides, he releases a guttural groan. Beginning to pump strong powerful strides his head falls back in euphoria. The way your body pulls him in and squeezes his length. How your body is able to give him such paradise is beyond him. Words of praise begin to mindlessly spew from him mouth. 

“God, you body is immaculate. The wonders it bestows upon me is unimaginable. To think that such an exquisite being could exist in this world.” 

Hands fondling your hips and breasts, his lips occupying as much of your neck as possible. Burying his face in your hair, taking in your scent continuing to worship your body and all the fruits it bears for him to taste. 

His movements become sporadic as he desperately grasps for his climax. Wanting to release himself deep inside you, to mark you as his. With the finish line in sight his motions pickup speed, His grunts and moans become louder in your ear. “Oh Kenshin.” Your words spoken like a preyer, encouraging him over the edge. Your nails digging into his back, Feeling as if you cant get close enough you wrap your legs tightly around his waist pulling him in more, assisting in his thrusts. 

All you could do in this moment is chant his name as if it’s the only thing keeping you on earth. Moments later you feel a blazing warmth spread within you, feeling his seed fill your womb. His body jerking from the intense waves of stimulation. 

A few minutes have past, nothing but the sounds of your gasps and the people outside the door fill the room. His body relaxed in your touch you gingerly caress the side of his head bringing his attention to your eyes. 

Propped up gazing into each others eyes as you bask in the afterglow of your passionate sex you break the silence,

“Aren't you glad I stayed.” you say with a cheeky grin.

Shacking his head with a laugh as he flashes that smile you love, “Immensely.” Flipping over so you are on top of him he adds, “But I do believe I was told you were mine for the night.” Those words tied with that mischievous look in his eyes tells you that you’ve got a long night ahead of you.

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Golly gosh that took a while to make lol

I spent a few days writing this and taking breaks idk I just kept getting a bit stumped but I did it 😄

If you’re reading this, I hope you enjoyed it 

And if you have any suggestions of what I should write in the future just send me a message and I'll try my best to deliver :3

💛 ~

[dayasbun]

Fame - Angus Cloud (4)

Summary- a luckily timed audition leads to you falling for your new and unexpected co-star.

Warnings- okay HI welcome to my first multi chapter series woah?! this is actually so exciting for me like wow especially since angus doesn’t have any fics yet im just really really excited- so warnings! smut for sure, bad words, lotsa fluff, angst- everything in one basically. here comes a ride and I hope you enjoy :)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4 {reading now}

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“Fuck right there- Oh my god please-” You moaned holding his hair. “You never had anyone eat your pussy like this before right?” he said eating deeper as you moaned and squirmed. “Only you baby, this pussy is only you-”

“Yo wake the fuck up, you making weird noises and shit.”

You sat up taking in a deep breath and inspected your surroundings. There stood a worried Angus with a mug in his hand. “I'm fine...” you said quite unconvincingly.

“You sure? I went to make you some tea and came back to you rolling around and groaning and shit, thought that strange netflix monster had come to you or sum.”

“The demogorgan-”

“Yeah that shit!” He sat next to you on the edge of the bed. “Nightmare?” he asked softly as he handed you the tea.

“Well not exactly...” You took the warm mug and took in a long swig of the warm goodness. It's not like you were just going to openly tell him ‘Oh no, I just had a dream about you eating me out and I loved every second of it.’ “Actually yeah, a nightmare.” you lied.

“I hate those, what was yours about?”

“I...a monster ate me alive and I couldn't stop it.”

Angus shook his head. “Damn mamas, I’m sorry. Those suck, I know its like 2 pm, but let’s eat some breakfast and try to forget about it.”

You nodded standing up and stretching “Thanks...for the tea.”

“Of course, don’t girls love tea? Ion know, I don't really be sleeping with girls that often.” He chuckled walking into the small kitchen.

“Tea is amazing!” You exclaimed, following him and sitting on the counter. “I love tea in all seasons, it has so many benefits.”

“Yeah? What’s some of them benefits.”

“Well green tea has amazing antioxidants, and is a more naturally caffeinated drink than coffee- with not as many negative results. But don't get me wrong, I really do love my coffee- anyway! Tea can help straighten and strengthen bones, brighten your smile, and help you lose weight!!”

“Oh wow.” He laughed “I didn't even care about all that tea shit, just wanted to hear your voice. But it was actually kinda interesting.”

“Yeah- and don't worry about a lack of my voice, I never shut up.”

“You right about that; but before you get all defensive, its aight. I like hearing you blab off about random stuff ion care about.”

You felt your face grow hot as you stifled a giggle that wanted to come out. “Thank you. I think I talk too much, but hey, can't really stop it y’know?” Angus nodded as he cracked 5 eggs into a pan. “You just be going off about stuff- actually you was sleep talking a little bit.”

Fuck.

“Yeah? What was I saying?” you asked innocently, hoping he didn't say what he was most definitely about to say.

“Well it was when you had that nightmare. Was the monster a cow or sum? Cuz you kept saying ‘Angus’ so like.” He turned to look at you “I figure it wasn’t me, but it was probably like...some beef monster.”

“Oh yeah, for sure a beef monster.”

“And that beef monster was eating you huh?”

You smoothly tucked your hair behind your ear and nodded with a sweet smile “Mhm.”

Angus gave you a quick up and down look before turning around and continuing to scramble the eggs. You had to change the current topic or you'd die of embarrassment, so you decided to bring up the topic of the show instead. “Do you know which scenes we’re filming tomorrow?”

“Yeah, no sex scenes until next week. Tomorrow they finna do you coming back and me reminiscing on the old times.”

“Okay cool. I have those lines down, pretty simple...” You mumbled.

“Yeah me too.”

A butcher knife couldn't even cut the tension in the room right now. Fuck, a chainsaw couldn't either.

“So like... I’m gonna go change and I'll be right back? Sound good?”

“You can wear summa my stuff. If you want- you don’t got to i'm just offering.”

“Oh that'd be great thanks! You know my trailer is just so far away!” You joked, knowing that it was only next door. You hopped off of the counter and followed him back into the room you two had just come out of.

“You just want one big shirt? Girls be doing that alot nowadays.”

“Yeah, thanks that'd be great...”

“So the biggest shirt I got got some barbecue stains on it- ignore it. I just went off on some spicy wings the other day-”

You burst out laughing and sat on the bed “Gus it’s fine, gimme!” You pulled your shirt off and held out your hands. He turned back around to find you only in your bra and shorts.

“Yooooo-”

“Its fine, we have to be completely naked with each other next week. Titties are just titties.” You took the shirt out of his hands and put it on. After pulling off the shorts that you wore underneath the shirt; that was more like a dress- and folding them, you walked back into the kitchen and reclaimed your spot on the counter.

“Well I know one problem we won't have!” You stated with a smirk.

“Yeah, and what's that?”

“Drake was worried you wouldn't be able to ‘get it up’...but honestly, I don’t think it'll be too hard.”

“Why you think that?”

“Look down.”

Sure, Angus wouldn't let you live down the wet dream you had about him for quite a while, but you'd never let him live down the boner he got- just from seeing you in a bra.

+

“So. Let's get to the real real.” Storm said pulling her knees up to her chest with a grin. “What the hell is going on with you and Angus?”

You, Storm and Daya were hanging in your trailer. You three were the only girls that didn't have scenes to film right now, Alexia, Barbie and the rest of the female cast were shooting night scenes. They had helped you set up the place to seem more homey, and now the newly formed trio you were a part of was in your bed with microwave popcorn, juicy juice, and twizzlers.

“Nothing Storm! Actually nothing I-”

“Nope, don't do that.” Z quickly cut you off. “Everyone can see it, it’s like what everyone on set talks about.”

“What?-”

“Plus, he talks about you too much, and you do the same with him! Earlier I said I wanted to pop some microwave popcorn and you started telling me about some conspiracy he told you about popcorn and microwaves, how they’re a secret way in for the government- like girl! Don't tell me you're so whipped that you're out here believing this stuff!”

“OKAY! Okay! I get it...look Gus is-”

“Gus?! You call him Gus?”

“Yeah?-”

“He literally hates that nickname with a passion. He gotta love you.” Storm chuckled grabbing a handful of popcorn.

“Okay well Angus is cute. He’s sweet and funny and caring- BUT. I won’t let anything happen between us, it’s like...business. This field is acting- and I don't think it would be good for us to do anything more, especially during filming.”

Z sighed. “Falling for your costars is weird.”

“Yeah.” Storm chimed in. “Our girl Daya been there and done that...but it never really affected her acting. She's so talented that she could keep it hidden off screen and focus on her character. I mean I know you talented Y/N...but you not my big sis like Z, so I don't really know how you'd be able to deal with it yet. Drake already seemed a bit iffy about it because he could tell you two had a little something going, but the thing comforting him is y'all are talented. So he knows you can do it- I know you can too.”

“Yeah he sent us a letter about it...it's just hard. I can't lose this role, I've come so far.”

“I don't think you’ll lose it. I think you'll be fine. Just keep a business mindset when on set. What goes on off screen and behind closed doors is your business, girl. Drake or nobody can stop that- Jesus can't even stop that!”

You and Storm giggled at Zendaya’s last comment. “Yeah yeah yeah...okay I get it guys. I got this- period.”

“Period.”

“Period...So were you one of those girls that watched all the Fez scene compilations on Youtube and drooled?” Storm teased you.

“No!” You said firmly, knowing you were lying.

“Oh she definitely was.”

“I wasn't!”

“I just don't see it! Angus is just not attractive to me, he looks like one of those guys that stop you at the gas station with a ghetto ass group of friends- he rubs his hands together and then screams ‘Hey baby lemme get yo numbaaaa!!!!’“

In response, you practically fell over laughing “Stoppp no!”

The rest of the night was filled with giggles and whispers, and by 1 AM, you, Z, and Storm were all huddled up in your little twin trailer bed. They snored softly but you couldn't seem to sleep. Just as you were .1 seconds away from drifting off, your phone buzzed next to you.

Angus☁️: u uppppp

-oh wow yeah that's not the most fboy thing ever to send at 1:27 am

Angus☁️:  see all you had to say was yes you didn't have to do allat

-can i help you mr cloud

Angus☁️: what typa help you offering?

-whatever help you need.

Angus☁️: you finna have some more beef dreams tonight?

-you finna get a boner if you see me in my bra again?

Angus☁️: maybe.

-then i'll say maybe too.

Angus☁️: you're too much

-i know i am, did you film today?

Angus☁️: ye i had some scenes wit jacob

-wit

Angus☁️: leave me alone

-you texted me

-and wow you sound really mature rn not at all like a five year old

Angus☁️: if i was w you rn id make you regret that

-was that supposed to be a threat or a way to try to make me sext

Angus☁️: both

-you should go text all the hoes you have waiting for you at home

Angus☁️: im texting them at the same time

-boy...

Angus☁️: im plAyin

Angus☁️: only you :)

-getting soft???

Angus☁️: no and i wish this was instagram dms so i could unsend it fuck

-fuck

Angus☁️: thats another thing you was saying during your ‘nightmare’

-STOP NO I WAS NOT

Angus☁️: yeah i know you wasnt lmao i just like messing w you

-you can mess w me whenever you want to

Angus☁️: oh bet????

-goodnight angus

Angus☁️: nah i want you to tell me about me messing w you

Angus☁️: damn you really left

Angus☁️: thats wrong 

Angus☁️: doing me dirty

-GTS MY PHONE KEEPS GOING OFF

Angus☁️: then put it on silent?

-NO

Angus☁️: ill stop being annoying if you come over here

-i cant, im w z and storm too

Angus☁️: shit okay well it was worth a shot

-why, what was you planning to do

Angus☁️: cuddle

-its fr time for you to go bed, i think your sleepiness is making you too soft and taking the hood away

Angus☁️: goodnight

-goodnight

Angus☁️: gn

-gn

Angus☁️: night

-night

Angus☁️: GOODNIGHT

-OKAY GN

Angus☁️: STOP REPLYING

Angus☁️: night

-

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[overanalyzingelswordiswhatido]

Master Road story was a fuckin trip

I'm on mobile so I cant do a read more but there are spoilers in this so... Read at your own risk I guess???

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Gaia is pure and such a GOOD DAD. Laby is too pure for this world and always will be. I will personally physically fight anyone who is mean to me daughter. I'm glad that she got to learn that it's better to talk about her feelings than to not do so just to avoid a fight tbh cuz otherwise that would've been really sad. Also, I really do love Ara and Eun's relationship. Just the way Eun calls Ara an "overly righteous child" even while sounding soft and appreciative??? I love it.

Rosso is an angry boy. He has every right to be though after everything he's been through good lord. Also, I really liked Elesis's reasoning for not wanting him to go into the Demon Realm. I also did kind of like the fact that he and Lu didn't get along??? Like, she was really rude to him and he was rude back and then she tried to push all the blame onto him and thats fucked up but I feel like it would've really jarring for them to get along. Idk it just seemed natural for them to "get along" the way that they did. Also Ciel being "lightly" sassy is everything I needed in life.

I'm very curious about the elf Lincy says she saw. My first thought was Lua but I'm not 100% on that. It's quite nice to finally get an explanation for what happened to Rena back in Feita too because that was fuckin weird. If I remember correctly she mentioned someone having beautiful eyes or something..?? Idk but it was weird. Ventus walking back in the front door because he forgot he snuck Rena out was honestly so damn funny. Rose's part was also very nice. It was nice to see her get some spotlight tbh. I have a soft spot for her not gonna lie (it started since shes my younger sibling's main but I did come to really like her). I noticed in the comments of Rose's videos that people were confused as to why she was so calm, but I wasnt really. She did mention to Zero that she's known for a while. And considering how much time she's likely had to think about, she's likely accepted that there's very little she can do about it in her current situation. So she focuses on what's in front of her right now. She's a soldier. She has to focus on the things in front of her before she can worry about the things that aren't and she's trained to do exactly that. So I didn't find it particularly weird for her to be calm in that situation.

CHUNG HURT ME. I was honestly just shot in the heart when Chung said looking for his father was him being greedy. That whole thing sucked. Aisha was super sweet to him though and that was amazing to see. Aisha was so confident too. That was really nice to see. I'm curious about the Landar family secrets now. Also the Denif in the seal didn't have to get that fuckin deep. Like holy shit. Also, Ciel comparing Chung to a sad puppy in the rain was so cute. Ciel wasn't wrong but at least Chung has cheered up some now.

I didn't think I could hate Adrian more than I already do but mY GOD. He makes me want to throw up. I hate him so much. I'm super pissed. The stories he told Add and Eve were WAY too different too. Ngl I apologized to Eve out loud because her "father" is a disappointment. I am honestly worried about what Adrian's going to do with the data he collected on Add... I just. That whole part made my skin crawl. I hated it. It was super nice to see Add drag him through the dust and for Eve to tell him off though. Also, I have never been more proud of either of them in my entire life. They've both grown so much. Hearing Add talk to his mom was so sad and yet so nice at the same time. And when Eve talked about Elsword, Aisha, Rena, and Raven, it was honestly amazing. AND HERBAON IS FRIENDS WITH NONO I'm so glad. Nono isn't alone anymore and Herbaon has A FRIEND. Also, Eve is such a good big sister to Herbaon and you cannot change my mind. Tbh I feel like if Raven hadn't said "see you soon" Add could very well have made a very different choice. Raven is so good.

Speaking of Raven... RAVEN IS DYING???????????????????? I AM NOT OKAY??? I mean I cant say I'm surprised tbh but OUCH. And he knew this whole time too. Like damn. I highly doubt they'll actually kill off a playable character so I'm honestly hoping it'll result in some Raven and Eve bonding since she's realistically the only one that could help him with the situation he's in. I'm really hoping we get updates on Owen too since Elesis mentioned Velder nobles and then Raven started to ask. And typically something like that is used as foreshadowing and I would love some sweet Raven angst. It'll hurt but it'll be great. Also, Elsword not realizing his friends are his power was very fitting and honestly funny to me. I officially have a LOT of questions about Elsword. Though it's nice to know that he is in fact Rubenian. I haven't had enough time to mull everything over so rn I have a lot of questions and no answers. Also AIN HAS ANXIETY MY SON. Honestly, anxiety like that isn't anything I'd wish on most people but it makes a lot of sense for Ain to have it and I'm glad he got to know that nothing was wrong with him and that fearing change was completely normal. Hernia was so sweet and good in Ain's story. I especially liked when she mentioned that she wasn't a picky eater. Like it seems like such a small insignificant thing, but it pulled Ain out of his thoughts and his own head, which really did keep him from spiralling further. And I loved it.

All in all, the amount of character development and new information we got was good. Raven and Gaia both get dad of the year rewards because they're just such good dads (you WILL have to pry Eldad Raven from my cold dead hands). I kinda hope Adrian dies at some point because he's literally so awful but at the same time I don't want my Nasod children to be sad and unfortunately Adrian dying would make them sad. Anyway I'm proud of all of the El Search Party and the growing they've done. Still worried about some of them (*cough* Raven *cough*) but I was glad to see all of their individual stories touched on. I'll go more in depth on my thoughts of certain parts in other posts soon. This was mostly just a collection of my overall thoughts and like... initial impressions.

[anyhao-archived]

okay since i didnt do a fan account for last time i saw vav, i decided i absolutely needed to do it this time especially since jacob was there this time. ill put this under a read more since i ended up talking a lot lol. but a few highlights from last year though real quick:

my mom went with me and she fell in love with st.van who seemed very impressed that a mother liked him so much jdkflgh

ace gets more attractive every time and. red is his color no one else can wear red except him

baron was exceptional at fan service as always

they changed their choreo for it to work for 6 people and i was very sad. but very impressed that they learned it all again

im sure theres more but thats all i can remember specifically off the top of my head. and it was over a year ago oops smh i shouldve wrote it down. anyways this year snapshots were rly expensive so i only got one with jacob and it was so so so worth it. the absolute love of my life apple of my eye my entire WORLD

i personally enjoyed this year much better than last year for a few reasons: it was the same venue who now knew what to do lol and not scrambling like last year. also the sound quality was... off. last year. could hardly hear vocals but this year it was BEAUTIFUL. also!!!! JACOB was there! that on its own makes it worth it for me! also my friend was there with me this year too hehe

also heres my fan account from 2 years ago (the first time i saw vav, with jacob) in case anyone wants to read that one too

ANYWAYS: the fansign. was much more rushed than previous years but that makes sense with the sheer volume of people there. i dont remember what i said to at least half the members lmao but i did tell jacob that i was happy he was here this time and that i missed him. also i literally went mute when i saw ace hahaha

i told lou and st.van thanks for coming (i think?) and originally i was gonna tell lou yeehaw cuz he was wearing a cowboy tie thing but i forgot. 

also ziu kept saying my name over and over except he kept pronouncing it wrong dsjhkgfl that letter ㄹ can be pronounced both as an R and an L. so my name is maiRin but he kept saying maiLin. props to him for trying again and again though lol. ziu’s handshake was so so hard too lol like he wouldnt let go so i told him he had a great handshake and he was like :))) YOU TOO!!. hes so loud and energetic lol

during the hi touch i kept thinking about how tall they are!!! like they mustve grown since last year lmao or maybe i shrunk?? anyways me and my friend made a heart together for the group photo

the concert was FUCKING AMAZING!! like i said they fixed the sound problem from last time so they sounded sooo good. they did all my fave songs except for abc but apparently ayno choreographed runway specifically for the tour bc so many of us wanted it lol

god. ace unbuttoned his shirt during poison and i think my soul left my body. and baron did that tummy tease by lifting up his sweater..... how can they do such a thing to me... im losing my voice and i can pinpoint the exact song why: dance with me. and spotlight. i screamed all those lyrics believe me!! 

ALSO THE STAGE PART?? where they called fans up on the stage? i got SO embarrassed secondhand. the 30 second eye contact made me so nervous that poor girllooked like she was abt to pass out. and then ayno kept coming closer and baron worked together w/ him and made sure she couldnt walk backwards and THEN? WHAT THE FUCK DOES AYNO DO he uses baron as a wall and does the FUCKING WALL SLAM!!!!!!!!! i dont think we screamed louder than at that moment. i couldnt watch some of the fan service it was just. so much.

and at the end!! baron did a huge dance break for poison’s encore stage and he was so close to me. he looked so fluffy and soft but also s*xy in that turtleneck sweater... 

during ending ments. people started chanting for jacob bc he wasnt there last time and i (cry emoji) as well as chanting ‘best leader’ for st.van. god i love vampz so much. st.van also took a pride flag and wore it too it was nice

and now: the snapshot session. unfortunately i only could afford one and i got mine with jacob. so some background knowledge: in their first concert i also took a pic with jacob where we did the E.T. pose where the tip of our fingers touch and. it was DESTINY OK the flash reflected off the glass behind us and lit up the exact spot where our fingers met and.. i cried when i saw it LMAO. 

SO! i brought that snapshot with me this time to show him!!! and i was able to thanks to some sneaky moves using my sweater and he was like :O but i dont think he focused on the E.T part he was more like: omg u took a pic with me before?? (like he was surprised he has fans? bitch i LOVE you you have so many fans what a humble boy but also. he needs to know hes got fans!!!!) and i was like yes!!! i saw you before!! :^) very happy abt it! and then we took the pic.

and our pose was him wrapping his arm around me. it was so sweet he held up his arm so i could come snuggle up near him and i wanted to literally DIE. and our pic together is so cute ill add it at the end!!!! and this time i did not run away lmao (spoiler 1st time i took a pic with him i ran away and the staff had to tell me to come back so he could say bye) dhfsjgk 

AND i said bye to him without stuttering!!! he smiled so brightly at me ;; and then he said: ill see u again. cant wait to meet you again. and my heart fuckin BURST. he wants to see me again!!!!!! bitch i wanna see u again for the rest of my LIFE!!!!!!!!

anyways im in my jacob feels in particular today now but also all the members were beautiful and talented and wonderful and it was just such a great night. i love them so so so much i would do anything for them

ok so ignore how i look but this is our snapshot: its a polaroid and we look so cute and happy together i wanna cry. i miss him already. apologizes for the blurriness and random lights its hard to take a pic of a polaroid lol

[softforcal]

Ok but like Gryffindor Luke so is so brave and confident with a super sweet and shy Hufflepuff reader. I don’t know I think it would be super cute. Love you

GRYFFINDOR LUKE X HUFFLEPUFF READER

-Gryffindor Luke is a brave, charismatic genius

-when he sets his eyes on something he does it

-like in first year he decided he wanted to get onto the Quidditch team so he did

-and when the Captain graduated and the spot opened up, Luke fucking grabbed it and didn’t let go until it was official

-he notices you in class one day because something your friend has said makes you laugh and he just blinks at you

-he is shook he hasn’t noticed you before

-”hey, Cal, who’s that Hufflepuff?” he asks, nudging the Gryffindor next to him

-”uh… i think that’s Y/N.” Cal answers, “why?”

-”she’s cute.” Luke states

-Calum laughs, “i’d stay away from that one if i were you. she’s the type of girl you settle down with. you ready for that?”

-yeah, you might be a puff but you have a reputation for making guys fall head over heals in love with you because you are an absolute Sweetheart

-and if there’s anything Luke likes, its a challenge

-and he’s a bit of a playboy so he’s like “nah, i’m sure i’ll be fine.”

-”your funeral.” Calum laughs.

-Luke watches you for a whole week, trying to figure out the best way to approach you

-Gryffindor has a game against Ravenclaw and at breakfast that morning he and Calum come over to the Hufflepuff table

-”we’re having a party after the game, you guys should come.” Luke states

-this fuck. like. what a cocky Gryffindor. because he already knows his team is going to win and has a party planned

-your friends all agree and as Calum and Luke walk away, your friends all start whispering about the fact that Luke Hemmings and Calum Hood just personally invited your group to come to their afterparty

-but you’re all humble Hufflepuffs so you’re all just like “he’s for sure inviting us because of you.” “no, i think he was looking at you.”

-they all agree that Luke has a thing for you because Hufflepuffs have been noticing him looking at you but you’re just like “no, i’m sure that’s not true.”

-so Gryffindor wins against Ravenclaw

-and the entire team walks into the Gryffindor common room to cheers

-Luke looks stunning, as always

-he just looks amazing in R.E.D

-you’re with your group of friends and Luke just straight up comes over, “do any of you need a drink?” he asks

-a few of your friends say yes and Luke turns to go get drinks and you realize he won’t be able to carry everything and since you’re THE Hufflepuff, you run after Luke to help carry stuff

-the two of you pour drinks and you’re just like “you were amazing today.”

-he grins, always loving an ego booster, “thanks, so, you’re Y/N right?”

-”yeah, gosh, sorry, i should have introduced myself.” you get kinda flustered and Luke puts down the cups and turns to look at you being adorable and you’re super flustered

-he puts his fingers under your chin, forcing you to look up at him, “hey, it’s all good. calm down.”

-you want to calm down but his fingers are still under your chin and those blue eyes are gorgeous

-Calum at this point has gone over to your friends and is just like, “i suppose i should become friends with you guys.” as they all watch you and Luke just staring at each other by the drink table

-Luke notices his fingers are still under your chin and pulls away, snapping you both into reality as you grab the drinks and scurry away towards your friends

-meanwhile Luke is just like ‘fuck’ to himself because you’re so cute and even just getting flustered, you were adorable and he can’t just casually sleep with someone as cute as you, i mean, come on. he’s fucked. he knows it. Calum was right. and that was just a two second interaction. yup. he’s so screwed.

-Luke literally has to take a shot then and there

-he brings the drinks over and Calum’s just like “bro are you okay?” but Luke brushes it off

-talking with your friends for a bit but then a few Ravenclaws show up (they lost but they’re still invited cuz bros for life) and Ravenclaw Michael and Ravenclaw Ashton get a hold of the music and suddenly it’s blasting EDM and people are dancing and someone has fixed the lighting so it’s practically a club

-the Ravenclaws come over and grab Cal and Luke to dance and as they’re getting pulled away Luke grabs you and drags you with him

-it’s impulsive and in that moment Luke doesn’t even realize his hand is reaching out until its wrapped around yours

-once the Ravenclaws are satisfied that the five of you are in the middle of the dance floor and surrounded they stop dragging you guys and turn to realize Luke has dragged you too

-Michael laughs and breaks off, finding a Gryffindor he likes

-Cal snickers and grabs Ash, pulling him away to explain

-so you turn to Luke and he’s just like ‘fuck it, i’m a fucking Gryffindor.’

-he can’t dance for shit but that’s okay

-he’s actually so adorable and you find yourself laughing and also moving side to side

-you’re just so cute and he has to resist the urge to just pull you against his chest

-someone bumps against your back because it’s kinda crowded and then you are against Luke’s chest and his hands go to steady you, landing on your waist

-you look up at him and immediately try to hide because you’re flustered, so you hide your face against his chest which just makes it worse but before you can pull away his arms wrap around you

-he is #so soft already

-you wrap your arms around his waist and just accept the hug but at the same time you’re both just like holy fuck what are we even doing we’re not even friends

-you pull away and Luke is about to say something but you look up at him and you’re just like “i should go.” and then you go and Luke’s left looking after you

-Cal and Ashton show up right away and are just like “what the fuck was that?!”

-and Luke doesn’t even know because you have him already and it hasn’t even been a day

-meanwhile your Hufflepuff friends are just like “and look! she’s caught another one!”

-you all leave in a hurry and they’re freaking out and you’re freaking out and they’re like holy shit

-because you’re known for collecting hearts

-and Luke’s known for breaking them

-but above all, you’re both known for no one having ever been good enough for either of you

-”its a match made in heaven! we should have thought about this before!” one of your friends exclaims

-”i just met the guy.” you roll your eyes but your heart is soaring

-Luke can’t focus for shit the rest of the night and it’s obvious

-he can barely sleep

-and he’s a fucking Gryffindor so the next morning when he’s walking to breakfast he sees you and races to catch up to you, “hey.” he grins

-”hi.” you smile, continuing to walk, “how was your sleep?”

-”uh not great, hey, so i was thinking, we should go out sometime.”

-(yeah Gryffindor Luke doesn’t ask. he states)

-”okay.” you say, not wanting to meet his eyes because you’re getting flustered

-he notices because he’s staring at you while you walk. he even almost walks into a pillar which makes you giggle and he grins because you’re adorable

-”so… Butterbeer?” he suggests

-”sure.”

-”after dinner?”

-”okay.”

-you kinda like having a strong, powerful Gryffindor making all the plans

-when you get to the Great Hall you’re about to go to your table when he’s like, “where do you think you’re going?” grabbing your hand, “thought you’d come sit with me.”

-tall boi don’t have to ask you twice

-when you get to the Gryffindor table, Cal, Michael and Ashton are there already and they’re all just laughing because Luke is whipped as fuck

-so the two of you sit down and Ashton and Michael introduce themselves

-”so you’re the Hufflepuff everyone calls ‘the heart collector.’” Ashton grins

-”please tell me thats not true.” you laugh because what the fuck it sounds so ominous

-”you have quite the reputation, just like this asshole.” Michael grins at Luke

-so basically everyone knows about you and Luke having reputations and everyone agrees that you two would be super fucking cute

-”so when’s the wedding.” Cal teases and Luke shoves him

-Your Gryffindor babe walks you to class and everything but like… you only met the day before so does he hug you? like… what do you even do?

-he says to himself while he’s walking you to class that he’s just going to go for it and hug you

-as soon as you get there you turn and hug him and he’s just like oh my god, because you’re such a soft cuddly Puff and he adores it already

-”see you after dinner.” you smile, pulling away and practically skipping into class and Luke just watches you go with a smile.

-you’re both jittery the whole day

-he stares at you at lunch and dinner but he respects you staying at the Hufflepuff table after all, you haven’t even had a date yet

-he keeps reminding himself to calm the fuck down

-but he’s never liked someone so immediately before

-so dinner ends and both your tables watch you and Luke go meet at the front of the great hall, as soon as you two are gone your tables all begin gossiping together

-Luke just grabs your hand

-and you do the most Hufflepuff thing ever: you immediately lean against him and use your other hand to grab his arm so you’re practically on his arm

-you start talking about stuff

-like why neither of you have dated even though you’ve had a lot of options

-like, let’s be real here, you’re checking to see what the fuck because Luke is a known playboy

-”just waiting for the right girl.” he shrugs, “how about you? little miss ‘everyone is in love with me’?”

-”they’re not!” “are too.” he laughs. you sigh, “waiting for the right guy.” “ouch, well, let me know when you find him.”

-you both laugh and you hold onto him tighter

-he adores having you holding onto him

-you just talk and get to know each other, its actually a super cute date. he’s a bit of a cocky fuck but its actually really hot fam

-you both really like each other and its obvious

-he decides he’s going to kiss you when he takes you back to your common room

-and the entire time he’s walking you back through the castle, you hold onto his arm and people in the halls are all like oh my god they’re so fucking cute

-when you get to your common room you immediately hug him and he thinks about how much he adores having you in his arms, like you’re so soft and such a fucking Hufflepuff and he adores it

-you pull away but his hands go to your waist as he pulls you back

-boy is tall so he has to bend down to kiss you, and you go on your tip toes to make it easier, arms wrapping around those broad shoulders

-and Luke is #that boy, he’s an impatient Gryffindor and he’s so fucking tall he can’t take it, he bends down and just lifts you up which makes you scream and wrap your legs around his waist because wtf and he just laughs because he’s an asshole

-and you’re giggling and all cute and he kisses you again

-a bunch of students come around the corner and they all whistle

-”Luke put me down!” you scream, pushing at his chest because boy don’t care, he just wanna kiss you

-he groans but sets you down

-his fingers go under your chin again and make you look up at him as he gives you one last cute kiss, “see you tomorrow puff.”

-you scurry into your common room and your entire house is practically there waiting to hear about the date

-everyone is so excited because you look so happy and your happiness is contagious

-the next day you try to be chill but as soon as he sees you smiling at him from Hufflepuff table he just comes over because “god, you’re cute in the morning.”

-”i’m always cute.” you smile

-he can’t help but cup your cheek and kiss you

-everyone is so shook

-like actually, every table (but Slytherin) bursts out in cheers

-and you get all blushy so he wraps his arms around you and cradles you against his chest

-after that you two begin spending a lot of time together

-the first game you go to after you start dating, he of course gives you his scarf and everyone is like “oof, it’s official.”

-but you’re still like… he hasn’t asked or talked about it…

-but when Gryffindor wins and Luke kisses you on the field it feel like you’re his girlfriend

-”i’ve got to go change, but you’re coming to the party.” “uh…” “come on, you’re my girlfriend, you have to be there.” he insists

-you immediately get all flustered and he laughs, pulling you in for another kiss, “girlfriend. that’s you.” he grins against your lips

-yeah, he’s so confident, it’s not even a question

-Gryffindor Luke don’t ask questions

-he gives you one last kiss then runs off with his team to the change room while your friends all come and are like “yup, he made it official.”

-and everyone knows this is legit and you’re the real deal because you two haven’t even fucked yet and he’s making it official

-you get to the party and Ravenclaw Ash and Mike are there already and they amuse you while you all wait for the team to show up

-as soon as the team shows up Luke’s arm goes around your shoulders and you tuck into his side, wrapping your arms around his body

-you chill with his friends for a bit but then Ashton is just like, “time to bop.” and he goes and fixes the music so it’s more of a party

-you turn to say something to Luke but it’s so loud so he grabs your hand and pulls you, soon your up in his room and it’s quieter there, the music just a muffle

-you look around his room and as soon as your eyes land on the bed you get flustered and Luke grins, he sits on his bed and grabs your hands so you’re standing in between his legs, looking down at him

-”you good babe?” he asks

-”this is your room.”

-”yeah.”

-you look down and he does the thing where he makes you look at him by having his fingers under your chin, “no pressure.”

-you smile and are just like “maybe a little pressure?”

-don’t gotta tell him twice

-he immediately wraps his hands around your waist and pulls you down on top of him, his back hitting the bed while you land on his chest

-he grins at you and you grab his face, kissing him while you reposition so you’re straddling him

-he is touch starved because as soon as he met you he stopped dicking around, so it’s been a few weeks since he’s fucked and this Gryffindor has a HIGH sex drive

-his hands on your hips make you grind down against him and you both groan

-”look at you Puff, all on top and in charge.” he grins

-you immediately get a little flustered and he laughs, rolling you over so now he’s on top

-lots of kissing and foreplay even though he’s practically popping out of his pants

-clothes start to come off and he is a moaning mess

-for the first time ever, he asks a question: “you okay with this?”

-oof. big mood

-you nod, “yeah. are you?”

-he laughs

-he pushes into you and you both just groan, your fingers tangling in his hair

-lots of moans

-its slow at first but he is riled up so as soon as you’re like “you can go faster” home boi does

-lots of gripping each other, passionate kisses, looking at each other in the eyes, praise

-ugh. this is so soft

-cuddling afterwards and he’s just like “you know, people warned me i’d fall for you.” and you just laugh, “you think that’s funny?!” he asks as he begins to tickle you

-so wholesome

-cuddles

-”wanna go again?”

-”yes.”

-”you know, you’re not as innocent as people say. up here, getting dicked down while there’s a party in the common room.”

-yeah he would for sure rub that in your face

-and you’re so adorable

-he finds himself calling you cute all the time

-after that the two of you are inseparable

-you two are everyone’s OTP

-one day he makes you giggle, which isnt unusual, but he he just melts as he looks at you, “fuck, i love you so much.”

-yeah. this boy isnt scared of anything

-and you just melt because holy shit

-”i love you too.”

-making out i the middle of class

-people cheering

-such a soft relationship

-you have your protective lion

-and he has his little puff

-so much smiling

-he loves staring into your eyes

-wearing his scarf all the time

-interlocked fingers under tables

-its his mission to make you laugh as much as he can

-and making you blush it a favourite passtime too

-hugs all the time

-you both usually only sleep together in his room or yours

-so the day you say you should have a quickie in a closet or something he is shook

-any dirty little kinky things you suggest shake him to the core and have you’re usually confident lion tripping over his feet and stuttering

-he only does what you’re comfortable with

-he loves kissing your neck

-and any scruff he lets happen immediately gets rubbed against you

-i love him

-just very soft. a very soft baby.

[extreme-technicality]

You read Carry On? What are your thoughts? What was your favorite part? Anyway, sorry about this, I just love your blog and I love Carry On and I'd love to hear your opinion. :)

You would Like To Hear My Thoughts??? I’m so glad you asked :DD

It’s long as shit though, so I’m gonna put it under the cut

OK SO FIRST OF ALL CAN I JUST SAY, LITERALLY THE ENTIRE PART BEFORE BAZ SHOWED UP IN PERSON I WAS ALL “fellas is it gay” AT LIKE, ALL OF SIMON’S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE REGARDING BAZZY BOI AND THEN WHEN HE DID FINALLY SHOW I WAS ALL “fELLAS—” LIKE EVEN HARDER AND THEN. “I’m hopelessly in love with Simon Snow. ‘Hopelessly’ being the operative word.” NONNIE WHEN I SAY I HAD TO PHYSICALLY STOP MYSELF FROM SHRIEKING.

GOD BAZ IS SO DRAMATIC AND GAY™️, I LOVE HIM, MY SON, MY BOY, I WOULD GIVE HIM THE WORLD IF I COULD,

*clears throat* not to ramble about just one character or anything but I have a type apparently (and nobody is surprised). Also, love that Baz plays violin like me. Truly, he is a being of Class.

I also absolutely adored the tongue-in-cheek, Office-camera-stare lines that were included as, like, DIRECT digs at R*wling and Harry Potter. Like how Simon was all “nobody loves magic like me” and just about all of his interactions with the Mage and how he very much didn’t want to get tied into one family early on (no shade to the weasleys but. um.), especially if that family was Old Blood. So much of it felt like direct digs at Harry Potter and it was GLORIOUS, the PETTINESS, the sPI T E, like that’s the shit I can get behind in a book. Made me cackle whenever I saw it happen. It was also so…self aware? Way more self aware than I thought it would be, I was absolutely delighted.

I feel like I should go off about other characters now, and I will be getting more into Baz in the process, but let’s start with Simon. The Chosen One. Maybe it’s because he’s 18 (19?) when th e book starts, but he feels like a drastically different protagonist than Harry (sorry, I’ll be making a lot of references to Harry Potter cuz Carry On is a better version of Harry Potter). He’s like, very distinctly not dumb (given that he can work his way through the Records solo fairly easily and also retain and use that information), but he’s also admitted that he chooses not to think. It’s self-preservation more than anything and GOD I could write character study after character study on him (on all of them, really, and hhhhhhh I love that most of all), but I won’t subject you to the full version in this. Cliff Notes version: he’s clearly lived through some shit, knows enough not to trust the Mage fully but not enough to not turn to him at all, shows his humanity in his clumsiness and I love him. My boy. My sOn.

Penny’s up next!! GOD the love I have for my daughter Knows No Bounds. She really doesn’t have any time for bullshit, does she? Well, not any bullshit that isn’t her own. But she also knows how to set her bs aside and focus, and that’s GREAT. (Side note, I loved that Simon’s internal prejudices were addressed in how they became friends. Brought up, addressed swiftly, and promptly shot tf down. Delightful.) Penny is smart enough to figure shit out pretty quickly, but also inventive enough to try new things and fuck up in the process. She’s fierce and defensive and tHE ADDRESSING OF THE BECHDEL TEST TOWARDS THE END OF THE BOOK WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME, KTHNXBAI.

Agatha!! Hm. Agatha. I was prepped to dislike her purely off her name, doubly so when it was heavily implied that she was cheating on Simon with Baz. As it stands now, I don’t understand her nearly as well as I’d like to, but I support her 100%. She’s seen some fucked up shit!!! And when she saw her chance to make a choice for her, when she decided to do what she wanted, she fucking went for it. You go girl. Live your best life in California. I legitimately hope she’s doing well.

Of the main four, that brings me to Bazzy Boi. I’ve already said he’s my son, and I stand by that, cuz I have a special soft spot for assholes who are far less assholish than they appear at first glance. Doubly soft for assholes who are assholes out of a cripplingly low sense of self worth (and if they get a boost of self worth later on in their story??? FUCK YEAH). Plus he’s a musician, and sarcastic, and a Disaster Gay™️–literally me!! Except I’m less of an asshole. Unless I really know you. He’s also a mamas boy and I can’t understand that but I love and support him regardless. I also absolutely ADORE Ebb and Fiona, kthnxbai,

The plot itself was serious, but the story never took itself too seriously. I mentioned the petty digs at R*wling and the brief fourth wall break with the Bechdel test earlier, but also the way Penny was all “yeah everyone is gonna be busy for Christmas, check back in after Boxing Day” was so nice. I don’t even know really why, except maybe I do, and it’s because it shows the characters having desires and motivations outside of “accomplish this goal or It’s The End Of The World”. They’re people, not just plot vessels, and that’s so fucking refreshing to see. It was also really nice to see Simon saying no to the Mage really early on and having that stance validated and respected.

Fancy book talk aside (or as fancy as I ever get), yALL SNOWBAZ IS LITERALLY ALL MY FAVORITE SHIP DYNAMICS ROLLED INTO ONE!!?!??!?!??!! IT FELT LIKE AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO MYSELF, IT HAD THE “years of ‘uNrEqUiTeD’ pining” AND IT HAD THE “and they were roommates” AND ENEMIES TO LOVERS AND ACTUAL AGGRESSION MELTING INTO A MASK TO HIDE THE UST, AND THE DICHOTOMY OF A MOTHERFUCKER WHO BURNS EASILY PLUS A MOTHERFUCKER WHO BURNS SHIT EASILY, THAT WHOLE “you’re so bad for me but goddamnit I can’t help myself” SHIT, ITS SO GOOD, LIKE THATS MY FAVORITE SHIT EVER, PLUS WHEN IT ACTUALLY TURNED OUT THAT BAZ AND SIMON WERE, LIKE, ACTUALLY REALLY COMPATIBLE???? hhhhhhh yE S, GIVE ME MORE,

Anyway I love Snowbaz, thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Finally, the ending. That. Ending. Though. I love that Rowell addressed how accidentally killing a dude would have possible legal consequences, and that Simon’s PTSD is addressed and he’s seeing a therapist, and basically how it shows four not-quite-adults dealing with the aftermath of some fucked-up shit happening to and around and because of them. That was so beautiful. Penny and Simon moving in together was also really nice too, especially since he and Baz are now dating and they’re gonna need some space to figure out how that new dynamic is gonna work. It was so nice to see ;w;

There’s more that I absolutely could rant about, and I definitely want to, but this response is long enough that I don’t want to make it any longer, ya feel? Yeah 

[melekseev]

so i FINALLY bring you my esc19 toplist, all under the cut, with short comments.

also be aware i literally... enjoy my top 31. so twenty something places might sound bad.. BUT THEYRE REALLY NOT, I JUST LOVE A LOT. i went into this year thinking it was weak, and then after i had this playlist on so much, hello, i love a ton. nevertheless, just my taste and opinions and good luck to all of them~

1. France ABSOLUTE KIN G stuck in first place because this is undoubtedly my most listened song this year, and i'm absolutely hooked on it. i am somewhat worried about that coming revamp, but. but i fcking love this song, and he improved those vocals like d amn 2. Russia i.... am in love. every time i hear this song it gets me into that sort of dramatic ecstasy and it's so big and beautiful that it just... it kills me. i die. thats it 3. Italy soldi is still my jam, and i adore it to bits 4. Slovenia this masterpiece is one i just want to protect. so soothing, i LOVE listening to it, it's just ethereal 5. Netherlands this song, at one point, was almost at every possible spot on my list from middle to top 15, but then it stuck with me and now it's utter love 6. Hungary i adore his voice, no bias. his whole vibe, his unique delivery and technique, that folky sound, like... yes please 7. Switzerland i am not ashamed to say i am utter trash for this song. every single part i love about this. like holy shit, this time switzerland better make it thEY EARNED IT 8. Australia she is QUEEN, i considered dropping it from my top 10 when trying to readjust ONE TIME and upon relistening i instantly was like "okay no way it's going anywhere", i just unironically love it a LOT 9. Norway actual legends... this song just cheers me up to SUCH an extent! love the joiking... i love eveything, bless you norway 10. Belgium at first, i had issues with it, because i wanted a bigger drop near the end, but now i'm just absolutely... in love... it convinced me. the instrumental, the building up, the dark undertone, just. i adore this 11. Poland oH I LOVE THEM SO MU CH. li s t en. i can't explain it, but they give me like a lowkey vibe of soft punk-rock theme but also like...?? japanese pop?? but no, it's polish and slavic and traditional and i'm really really vibing with it, because some of it is familiar from my own culture, and these girls S LAY 12. Albania albania always delivering those vocals.. i love the mystical vibe with the ethnic sound, it's simply gorgeous 13. San Marino can you believe i unironically HONESTLY thoroughly enjoy this song?? serhat is an icon, but his voice actually really fits with this song and i always get super into it. i'm so happy this exists lmao 14. Azerbaijan i'm very very much into this song, and i'm EXTREMELY curious to see how he pulls this off live as it seems to be such a radio song, but i have hopes. i just dig it, like... like a LOT 15. Czech Republic this is the most chill song this year, and despite the silly, easygoing lyrics it's just... extremely fun, and it's been my jam since it came out 16. Croatia listen. l i sten. i love... theatrical. i love big strong voice explosions. this CHILD is talented as fuck. i know many people hate this, but the song actually grew on me, and then today i just honestly love it. i wish the whole song was in croatian, but even with the not so great lyrics, i'm eating it up and singing along. i know he won't make it, but oh well. it's okay Roko, i love your voice and song 17. Armenia i really love this one, too. she convinced me further in amsterdam bc she absolutely killed it (although i feel like she had a nervous slip in the very beginning) but then after that.. holyshit. such a tiny girl with such a huge voice 18. Spain honestly, if you tell me earlier it would end up this high at one point i wouldn't believe you.. i never /hated/ it per se, but i also wasn't really impressed or as into it as most people were. i think the revamp was the one that convinced me in the end, because it forced me to face the fact that i do honestly enjoy this more than i want to. also now im nostalgic towards anything spanish, even if its different, bye 19. Finland yes, this might be nothing special, but i just... enjoy it. i genuinely do, and there are certain parts i especially love, and so therefore. like. yes. 20. Estonia as much as i didn't want to like this originally, i do. like, i really do. it just happened, and i'm not mad about it 21. Romania this song is a big grower for me, and to this day the more i hear it the more i get into it still 22. UK Michael's live delivery elevates this otherwise not so amazing song like... so much. i feel like the UK does tend to send songs with this particular theme, but i actually enjoy it quite a lot when he's doing it live. his voice is impressive, and so... here he. 23. Sweden these two ^ i always moved around together for some reason, as if they were linked, which might be because John wrote both songs, although i learned that later(??? but in the end, i feel like i prefer UK a bit more. this is also really good though, it works, and it has a great vibe for esc 24. Portugal so this one slipped quite far off, as with time i sort of lost the enthusiasm for it. i still find it unique and enjoy it nevertheless though, so it could definitely be worse 25. Greece i'm in quite a pickle because after not necessarily being super into this song, i started to really like it (VOICE, BRUH) but then the amsterdam concert happened. I KNOW she was sick, though, so i sort of have this on hold. if she delivers later, which i'm sure she will, she stays, but if not, this might drop a few slots 26. Lithuania this is another song that just makes me happy and makes me smile, and i can't explain it. i love lionboy. i'm just here for it 27. Serbia her voice is quite literally pristine, i love that she's singing in serbian, and i do appreciate her a lot as i honestly enjoy this song when it's on. it tends to slip my mind, though, which i hate it does, because it's beautiful and i'm rooting for her 28. Cyprus super unpopular opinion, but i actually like this a lot more than Fuego, and don't necessarily compare the two. HOWEVER i do kinda feel like i'm seeing the same thing from the same country, like, immediately after, which makes me a little less excited about it, oof 29. North Macedonia see, the message is very nice. the song actually grew on me a bit compared to the first time i heard it, but i still just... wish it was better. i like it overall, but it's just about pushing it 30. Israel he's actually very talented and on point vocally. the only reason it's not higher is simply because it's just not really my style, but it's one i still appreciate on stage 31. Georgia there is something about this that i like. i respect him, and when near the end there's sooo much power, then especially i really dig it 32. Montenegro the revamp did help them quite a lot, but overall it still kinda feels like a high school chorus, and i'm just not really for it 33. Moldova her voice is really nice, and despite how i found it just... done several times and kind of boring (oops), her live made me appreciate this just a bit more 34. Ireland i feel like this song is just kind of... there, for the sake of being there. it's not even bad, it's just... meh? 35. Malta that chorus is a major turn off for me, and it's neeeearing that point where a song just starts to annoy me... which i feel like is worse than simply not liking something, so it's on thin ice 36. Austria first of all i think her voice is very lovely. BUT... after about the 4th yo-o-o-ouh it does tip and starts to annoy me, which i wish it didn't, but... but it does 37. Belarus i wanna talk about how they had a huge shot with Michael Soul, but i will not go down that road and focus on Zena. this song just feels like a mess to me. like... a young britney spears song, but bad. i really don't get the appeal, at all 38. Latvia hhhhhhh. this one annoys me so much, i just can't begin to explain. it's flat, repetitive, and the chorus (??) fries my nerves in a matter of seconds, IM SORRY 39. Denmark oof... o o of. i don't want to be rude but basically this feels exactly like what you'd expect a junior eurovision song to be like.... except those are actually better. it's just... no. no. way too much sugar. it’s all just... no 40. Germany speaking of songs that annoy me? i feel like this is definitely the one i can't stand the most. *screeches* SISTAH x4 41. Iceland listen i'm not going to talk about this for long but basically i really heavily dislike this for a few reasons and can never listen all the way through without like.. suffering. the funniest thing is that i love the beat. but then.. the singing (NOT even the style) it just. it makes me angry, cuz this could be good. but it's not. also i don't like the pretend-gay stuff. but that's just me