#all i deserve os to die

[deathdetermineslife]

I genuinely cannot stand you and your account. Every time I make a new account, you're always the in selfship tags filling it up with your terrible art and shitty posts. You are a waste of space and no one in this community likes you. Your f/o (who isnt YOUR f/o by the way, stop calling him that) doesn't love you, he definitely thinks you're annoying and wouldn't love you in any universe. I want you to know that I have an entire group of selfshippers I'm friends with that wish you'd do the world a favor and kill yourself, just so you know. It doesn't matter if you block me, by the way, because I can and will make new accounts to try to make you feel like shit. I pray to God every day you get in a terrible accident and die a slow and painful death. You mischaracterize "your" f/o (just a reminder, he doesn't love you and wishes you were dead!), you make the entire selfshipping community look stupid, and you're a sharer, too, which means you don't actually love any of your f/os anyways. You should get off of Tumblr. I'm serious, several of my friends are skilled hackers and will dox you. You don't deserve any of the merchandise you own, you don't deserve to be happy, really. And don't even try to tell me that since I'm a proshipper this goes against my "antiharassment values" or whatever I'm sure you'll try to say, every single proshipper I've spoken to thinks you're a hypocritical, disgusting, terrible individual that doesn't deserve the likes and attention you get. I seriously cannot believe anyone will a brain follows you. They probably do because antis don't have brains. They're retards that like throwing pedophile accusations at anyone that breathes. You all are some of the most idiotic and stupid people I've ever seen in my entire life. I cannot stand you. No one likes you, any mutual you think you have is secretly hoping you die, and trust me, a few people I know who follow you or at the very least have reblogged your things are secret proshippers! Isn't that terrible? I'm sure you think so. Because you think we're so bad, don't you? You think that all of us are rapists and evil people that deserve the death penalty. Every time someone reblogs the art you make and says "otp" and "I ship it", just know they're lying to you, they don't believe that, in fact, everyone's out to get you and no one likes you. And that server you own? Just know no one in there likes you. All of the friends you probably think you have? They don't like being around you. He doesn't love you, no one loves you, and if you have more f/os, they don't like you either. Your familial f/os want to disown you, your platonic f/os wish you weren't friends with them, and every single romantic f/o you THINK YOU HAVE does not LOVE YOU they DON'T LOVE YOU and they NEVER WILL. THEY DON'T LOVE YOU. Every person I have talked to you about agrees they wish you didn't exist they wish you never made an account they wish you never started posting to selfship Tumblr. You are lucky that your main blog isn't linked here because if it was, I would be sending asks there too so you'd have to delete your main blog too, and maybe then you wouldn't come back to Tumblr. The entire selfship community hates you and your lazy posts that a five-year-old could write up. In fact, just so you know, I regularly steal your posts and post them to the proselfship tag and they get more attention than your blog. Antis are the minority in fandom, no one likes antis. Not a single person likes them, you're all braindead children who have no morals or understanding of the world. This website would be better without you on it. I know you'll post this, and I know that there's probably going to be people in the replies telling you that they love you so much and that you're a good person and that "your" f/o loves you but he doesn't love you and he never will love you and you're absolutely fucking delusional if you think so. I fucking hate you. I'll continue to ban evade until I can push you off of this website. You can't get away from me and I will dox you.

uh oh someone let grandpa out of the nursing home again. also you sound like an evil supervillain. you expect me to take this seriously? this CANNOT be serious I'm giggling so fucking hard

anyways, heres all the art i have of me and korekiyo!

also bad news buddy, i dont have any familial or platonic f/os. womp womp. go back to algebra class, lil bro.

[jolynesmom]

aging yourself up or down in your dr (+ dating)

I actually refrained from talking on this topic on my tiktok since I knew I was going to get chased off the app and didn’t see a point in talking about it on tumblr since everybody here seems to be more open minded and mind their own business, until I saw multiple posts a few days ago here, where the op were shaming people for changing their age or changing the ages of people in their dr

those people definitely came from tiktok and I honestly hope this post reaches them as I didn’t want to directly interact with them

I think one of the posts was about how adults age ‘minors’ in their dr to date them is problematic, which made me laugh, because how is it problematic if they’re both the same age in their dr?

and the sad thing about that post is that the op said that they’re aware how shifting works and all that, but still finds it problematic and hopes people that do that never shift which is just… girly I hope YOU never shift because you don’t deserve it for shaming people trying to live their lives

I’m not going to go into details about the og posts, but they still have the outdated idea that if you shift for a character that is much younger than you here it’s ‘problematic’. once again: how is it problematic if you’re the same age in your dr?

and then they hit you with another outdated take ‘it’s problematic because you find them attractive here’ which is ridiculous because of so many reasons

1.many characters (especially anime characters) don’t act or look their age. if your perceived a character as an adult initially then found out they’re a minor, I simply don’t care. ages in fiction never matter, if your mind perceived x as a certain age then they’re that age idc; 99.99% people are attracted to a character for who they are, not their age

2.many people had crushes on characters when they were younger or the same age with that character and still like them. let’s boo them that their crush on the character didn’t die and their fav character didn’t age, acting like you’re not going to be in their place in a few years

‘not true I’ll stop liking my favorite character when I’m of age 😡’

okay sweetie keep telling yourself that, because I keep seeing people on tiktok that had this mentality: they liked an underage character when they were minors and wanted to shift for them, now they’re adults, haven’t shifted yet but STILL like that character and regret having said they’re gonna stop liking that character when they’re adults because it didn’t happen lol

3.people don’t always script that an underage person here will be their s/o, it just might happen. I’m actually going to use myself as an example for this: so here I’m an adult and I’m also aroace which I dislike because I always dreamed of a fantasy novel like romantic relationship, so I’m straight or bi in most of my drs so I can date. in my jujutsu kaisen dr, all the people in jujutsu tech are adults because I don’t like teens or kids and don’t wanna hangout with them. in my 30+ drs I only have 3 scripted s/os which are all adults here. I didn’t script an s/o for my jjk dr, because I want to focus more on friendships and training there (but secretly hoped choso would pick me, a girl can dream ok); a few weeks ago I channeled multiple people from my dr (yuuji, megumi, nobara, gojo, nanami and geto) and I received normal messages from all of them. I expected all of their answers, except yuuji’s answers which had romantic aspects to them. that made me realize that he might have a crush on me and maybe we’ll even date in my dr or something? who knows, I didn’t think too much about it so idk

so now if a character that’s underage here likes me in my dr, am I supposed to refuse them or shift out? lmao you’re delusional if you think I’m doing that

4.people that have never experienced adolescence love here. a lot of people dreamed of having that sweet experience of teenage romance that disney and an insane amount of shows and movies love to push, but instead their teen years were filled with abuse and hate. why shouldn’t they shift to experience what was taken from them here?

ALSO let’s switch this around: why is okay for minors to date adults in their dr, but not the other way around?

‘it’s not as bad 🤓☝🏻’

imma be the devil’s advocate and say it’s just as bad

do you genuinely think it’s okay to be a minor here and date an adult in your dr? like do you really think your s/o would feel comfortable being sexualized by a minor and dating a person that’s a minor in another reality? you lowkey forced your partner to become a pedo if you think about it 🙁 /jk

and also if you shift to a reality where you’re a minor and become of age there, you’re officially an adult and shouldn’t date minors anymore, even in your ‘original reality’ where you’re still a minor. please keep the same standards for yourself

[kawaiisimp]

Modern Sanji in a relationship headcannons

Sanji would see you post your "girl dinner" and run over with a five course meal

He likes to pick the flowers growing on the side of the road while walking to your house. He already has a bouquet he bought too. He just thinks you can never have too many flowers.

He likes to match outfits with you anytime you're out together

His wallpaper is you, and he has a folder of just your pictures

Often, he has to apologize for having wandering eyes, but his hands would never ever wander over anyone who isn't you.

He's the type to literally push you away when blackout drunk while yelling that he already has a partner. At least you know he's fateful.

Never-ending pet names from this man!

He, for sure, has a million heart emojis next to your contact name, which is a pet name bc of course it is.

He makes playlists for you and about you

Ya know how some guys put their friends first to their s/os? It's the other way around for him. He will ditch guy's night or whatever just bc he misses his you or bc you seemed sad about him leaving. It's actually low-key an issue.

Has a wedding pintrest board

You know those videos of bfs with a bunch of stuff in their hands bending die to tie their s/o's shoes? Yeah, he's one of them.

Will drop anything and everything to help you no matter how small or big.

He melts at the smallest affection from you but often doubts that he deserves that love, so he needs some reassurance sometimes.

Strong believer in what's mine is yours, meaning his clothes are your clothes, your bed is his bed, his money is your money, your personal space is his personal space, etc.

He loves to slow dance in the kitchen while cooking with you

Always goes above and beyond for every date. Whether it's just at home watching a movie or going to a 5-star restaurant, he's pulling out all the stops.

He knows what he's doing when he does his simple flirty stuff. Pushing up behind you to get something, brushing his fingers against yours while doing dishes together, take a bit too long to roll his sleeves up, etc. He will act clueless as to why you're so flustered. He's not innocent.

Will sometimes purposely make you jealous

Brags about how amazing you are to all his friends. They are sick of hearing about you, but happy for him.

Does not like it when you talk to Zoro but would never tell who you can and can't talk to. He's not a dick.

"You're mine." But not in a "I own you," way, but in a "I need to take care of you," way.

Often buys and picks up things that remind him of you to give as gifts or sometimes keep.

He makes notes of all your preferences and tries to apply them anytime he can, from buying new cologne to getting new bed sheets. He's a pleaser and wants you to be comfortable and happy.

He is your number one hype man, and you are his biggest cheerleader right back.

His hugs are so amazing and comforting. I just know it!!!

All and all a top teir bf and literal hubby material.

[punkeropercyjackson]

If 'Jaybird' stans are allowed to get super emotional and intense over a Jason that's never existed and never will,then i'm allowed to be super emotional and intense over JT because i know him better than anyone else for reading every single issue he's been in and watched/played almost all his adaptions thanks to being in the fandom since 2019 and joining due to actually consuming DC media by watching Utrh.So here i go

Y'all have ZERO love for Jason fullstop.You take EVERYTHING from him that makes him who he is,the positives AND the negatives.His nerdy interests?Gone.His goth punk aspects?Gonezo.His layers?He might as well be moldy Lazarus Pit white bread.His love and respect for the women and poc in his cast,which make up the entierty of it?The REAL ONES turned into Replacaments.His Robin self?Sanitized and tropeified just like his Red Hood self.The fact that it's canon he's thought since he was a child that sexual abusers deserve to die and does the job himself TWICE,disagrees with the idea of 'main Bayboys' because he sees Duke as his brother and in the same sentence says he's grossed out at the thought kissing any of his four brothers?Slade bath water drinkers,chronically online Batcest stans(which is all of them)and age gap rizzlesslers can't keep their shitstained hands off him

You really think you're any better than DC when it comes to how treat Jason?Nigga you are WORSE than them literally times ten!And y'know why?Because you don't care about Jason.You don't care about him being poor or the kind of mentally ill traumatized person who copes in ways that aren't for sex appeal or his friends and family and s/os or ANYTHING to do with his actual personality and stories.You even rob him of all the countless traits he has that would make him super good afrolatino representation yet make him afrolatino anyway because you fetishize black men.He don't deserve that and this ain't your space to begin seeing as you've never even actually met him,by which i mean you actively refuse to even ENGANGE with his material and he'd never even look in the general direction of anyone who only wants to fuck him because he thinks or rather knows he's too good for that.Jason Todd is one of best character's ever BECAUSE he's not a fantasy or a concept but a fully fleshed out and unique one that's highly relatable to minorities who aren't glamorizied but demonized.Appreciate him you ungrateful cunts

[i-like-anything-water]

Sure, shipping chlonette is about redemption and tenderness but it's also about imagining Chloé's downward spiral, a girl who held all the power and somehow also absolutely none getting increasingly unhinged until she has Ladybug in her hands, it's about an alternate ending to S5 where Chloé finds that butterfly and finally has what she wanted - power over others. It's about her being made to feel like a monster and deciding to turn everyone else into monsters too. It's about a new final fight not between black and white thinking 14 y/os but 17-18 year olds that have both been through too much, an all out final fight without any constraints and Chloé Bourgeois, broken but stronger than ever yelling "I can't believe I loved you!" and Marinette blaming herself until the end of time because I loved you too, I believed in you, did I turn you into this that day, when you thought I abandoned you?

Chlonette shippers really try to give them more trauma than they already have....

I mean, it does make it more spicy xD

Like this is what makes them attractive. The tension, the antagonism and the fleeting 'oh, maybe I don't know her at all' and there's the betrayal. The pinning, the 'i don't deserve her. she doesn't deserve the monster I've become' and 'she is not a monster. she is someone I love.' The 'I could kill you.' 'you won't.' trembling hands cease as an exhausted sigh leaves her, 'i won't. i love you too much i'd die with you.'

They could kill each other. They won't. They could be good for each other if they will forget everything that has happened. They won't.

They could lose this chance, to be something they want.

They won't.

[halfetirosie]

🐟🦊🐟 At least there's a silver lining to this shitstorm!!! 🐟🦊🐟

(Scales 11 - 13 React-os!)

Is it a happy ending? No. But it wasn't as bad as I was expecting it to be! ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )

1) I know I'm just repeating myself at this point, but this moment is very TELLING about how this village, by the chief's own admission, really view merfolk.

"we could say this is what you live for"????

---BITCH?!?!?!?!

You know what this shows me? A NAUSEATING amount of feelings of UNJUSTIFIED ENTITLEMENT.

Even though Umi told the villagers multiple times that he wasn't protecting the island for their sake---and it's a known fact that they massacred merfolk in the past---they've deluded themselves into thinking they're entitled to his protection; despite how SHITTY each and every one of them are. 😡😡😡😡😡

2) ✨ A RARE HEROIC (or I guess anti-heroic?) KUYA!!!!! ✨

YASSSS, BITCH!!!! TRASH IS MEANT TO BE BURNED!!!! 🎉🔥🎉🔥🎉🔥🎉🔥🎉🔥

I know that Eiden is probably going to stop Kuya soon, much to my annoyance, but I really needed a small victory in this depressing-ass event...

3) Oh GOD...

FOR FUCKS SAKE, LET ME JUMP INTO THE SCREEN, ALREADY!!!

IF NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO TELL HIM WHAT HE NEEDS TO HEAR, I'LL DO IT MYSELF, DAMN IT!!!!

Umi, whoever this "him" you made a promise to is, he is not in the minority of humanity. I know that people can be pessimistic about the nature of humans, since we tend to remember negative events more than the positive ones, but I can confidently say that the majority of humanity at least have a sense of basic morality.

Unfortunately, though, it seems that that guy WAS in the minority on this island.

SO JUST LEAVE THESE ASSHOLES!!!! THEY DON'T DESERVE YOU!!!!

4) Umi, please stop torturing yourself!!! You already know the answer to this question!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

THE ANSWER IS A BIG, FAT NO!!!!!

Hell, I would even go so far as to say that it never "the place of your promise," since it was never a place worth protecting in the first place.

----WAIT. 😨 (⊙_⊙)

UMI, WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PROTECT FOR ALL ETERNITY"?!?!?! YOU SAID IT YOURSELF; YOU ONLY PROMISED TO DO IT FOR A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME, UNTIL THE SEAS NATURALLY STARTED TO RECLAIM THE ISLAND.

UMI, YOUR PROMISE WASN'T FOR ETERNITY!!!! DO NOT GET IT TWISTED!!!!

UMI, DO NOT DEDICATE YOURSELF TO THIS ISLAND BEYOND THE BOUNDS OF THIS PROMISE!!!!

5) GODDAMNIT, UMI!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

6) ???? Another ✨ HEROIC KUYA ✨????

Okay; it's kinda unclear what Kuya did here, but the fact that Kuya even did something instead of just watching bullshit happen (his usual M.O) is proof enough to me that he somehow saved Umi's life.

I DON'T CARE THAT UMI IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!!!!

We don't know what type of fish he is! He could've easily slipped away in his Tiny Fish Form while everyone was semi-blinded from the light!!!! 😤😤😤

To specify, here's my theory as to what happened here:

Usually, if someone where to lose all of the essence they have, they would die. That is what happened in the past for the creation of the original fish scale relic.

HOWEVER, we know that in the case of yokai, if they lose a ton of/the majority of their essence, their life won't be in danger; they will simply revert to animal form and be stuck that way for a long time, until they've replenished their essence. We know this from Kuya's story of the Lord of Yokai doing that to him after he tried to take his own life, and also from Kuya doing that to the tanuki.

Therefore, when Kuya used his essence while Umi was making the relic, I think he either 1) Made some of his own essence go towards the relic (so Umi wouldn't lose ALL of his and then die), OR 2) Injected his essence into Umi the moment he lost all of his.

Personally, I think the first option is more likely, since idk if the second option is even possible.

BUT ALSO: Notice how in the image of the new relic, the scale is entirely a blue/green, except for that one tiny bit of purple on the bottom-righthand side???

UMI'S SPRITE NEVER HAD THAT SHADE OF PURPLE, YA'LL. 😎

7) Oh, my poor, sweet child... 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

One again, THE ANSWER IS A BIG, FAT NO!!!!!

Kuya should've burned this place to the ground when he had the chance!!!

8) I honestly can't even tell if Kuya is lying or not.

I mean, yes, I believe he did decide to help save Umi's life. However, I don't know if he did it out of acknowledgement/respect for Umi. I think it's more likely that he did it out of pity, or a sense of obligation to save a fellow yokai.

BUT, then again, as I mentioned in a previous post, I theorize that Kuya may have made honest attempts to get along with humanity in the past. So, I feel like there's a chance that he secretly sympathized with Umi's struggle.

🤷‍♀️

9) HELL YEAH, I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!

THANK YOU, KUYA!!! YOU DID SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE!!!!

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT THIS DOESN'T CONFIRM THAT UMI SURVIVED.

I'm still very upset that Umi decided to sacrifice himself for the bitch-ass garbage-fire villagers---they should've been left to drown.

But at least Kuya was finally able to show a sliver of compassion to others!!!

HOORAY FOR THE-BARE-MINIMUM!!!!

CHARACTER GROWTH!!!

🥂🎉

...

...But does Umi still have his memories??? Is he even a yokai anymore????

...I'll just try not to think about it too hard. This event was depressing enough without adding an extra emotional crisis.

🐟 End of the misery report 🐟

[revvywevvy]

Hey so... important thingy real quick pertaining to sharing f/os.

I get it- sharing f/os can be hard for some folks. Whether you get self conscious, jealous, nervous abt it, etc etc. I totally understand- I can open up here and admit that I get really self conscious and a little nervous when I see people who ship with the f/os I am uncomfortable sharing or have selective sharing with. However, that's a normal thing to feel, and you shouldn't feel bad about it at all! It's okay to be sad, or anxious, or jealous, or anything else along those lines. That's why we block and move on, and try not to let those negative feelings hurt us too heavily.

That being said, when it becomes NOT okay, is when you're posting on any of your blogs about wanting people who ship with your f/os dead. Or posting about wanting to cause bodily harm to other self-shippers. Oooor posting about said f/o harming other shippers. Or anything under that umbrella.

Seriously. I feel like it's already pretty obvious that you should never do that in the first place, but those who don't care and want to actively participate in said behavior should just stay in their own damn circle- away from the people who aren't harming anyone; who are just shipping and minding their own business.

We absolutely do not need those kinds of people running around and literally wishing death on folks, whether they think they're being sneaky about it or not. Nobody deserves to die for the 'crime' of loving the same character as someone else.

[unholydeukaex8]

Bratty

Jiu (Gp) (Dom) Sua (Dom) (Gp) x Fem reader (sub) (SMUT)

(It was a request !) (Long os)

(My english is lil bad sorry :( )

Today was a training day in the training room

The girls and you had performed on the dance of the last album "Bon voyage"

You didn't behave very well but you just wanted to piss off your two gf

So you didn't stop watching yoohyeon when she was doing solo dances in the room in front of the members and you

Jiu and Sua had especially seen your gaze aimed at yoohyeon's ass and it pissed them both off but they couldn't do anything at the moment.

Siyeon by constantly hugging her and kissing her on the cheek you also had fun touching his buttock like Sua did

Besides when Sua saw this she couldn't help but roll her eyes in annoyance

You knew you pissed off your two girlfriends but you weren't done with it

You joined yoohyeon who dance and you started dancing with her and you purposely stuck to her while dancing

Not that you don't mind, you loved this moment and you didn't hesitate to devour her with your gaze

Then you joined Sua who was sitting with the members in the room, you sat on her lap

She looked angry and you knew at that moment that you had won but that you would surely die

But you weren't done, to push her even more over the edge you had fun moving your buttocks against his cock that you felt harden under his pants

You knew the effect you had on her

You continue what you were doing until Sua approaches your ear, and told

"I would be you, I'll stop what you're doing right away if you don't want to suffer a big consequence"

She was pissed off

You pissed her off and Jiu too

You purposely got up from the chair where Sua was just to tease her about the fact that she now had to hide her too visible erection

And you were proud of it

You were about to go see yoohyeon but Jiu noticed it and suddenly got up from that chair

"Okay girls, it's over for today, we're going back to the dorm"

You were about to leave the room when all the girls had left but there leader slammed the door in front of you closing it

"y/n you stay here"

" What ? But you just said that-"

"No, not after what you just did"

"I don't know what you're talking about"

"Baby… act like you didn't do anything"

"No we just danced with the band"

Sua this lifted and this directed towards you

" Oh yes ? and then what do you explain the fact of having flirted with Siyeon and having fiddled with yoohyeon huh?? And you had fun riding me in front of the members?? »

"You like acting like a little bitch huh?" »

"There's nothing wrong with that Jiu"

"nothing wrong with that ?!?" »

"I think she deserves some punishment, don't you baby?" »

"Yes you're right Sua. Little slut like her deserves to be disciplined"

Bingo you had managed to put the nerves on your two girlfriends however you know that you will spend a moment… Wild, knowing your two girlfriends well

Jiu pulled you by your hair and dragged you to the center of the room throwing you on the floor

She grabbed a chair there putting it in front of you, she sat on it crossing her arms and looking at you coldly

Sua walked up to you and lifted your chin looking coldly into your eyes

"Now I want to see you suck Sua cock since you tried to turn her on like a little slut"

"What if I don't listen to your orders?" »

"Sua, make sure you shut that brat up now"

"You got me so hard and horny y/n you're proud of yourself I hope?!" »

"You just have to contain yourself unnie"

"Besides she giving a fuck about me??" Do you hear that Jiu?? »

"Shut her up, now I wanna see her bitch mouth fill that mess"

Sua lowered her pants and her boxers, her cock was waving in front of your face, you were terribly excited and you felt your wetness flowing

"Now suck me and shut up, I just wanna hear you're choking"

You opened your mouth to take his length, bringing it in little by little, but Sua hadn't decided that way

She grabbed the back of your head and pushed you closer to her cock pushing it all the way down your throat

You choked several times but Sua took pleasure in seeing that and you could see out of the corner of your eye Jiu's erection growing in his pants and that turned you on even more

"Mhh yes like that, you know how to use your mouth , bitch"

Jiu watch the scene carefully

You took Sua's cock so well, so big, buried so deep in your throat, you loved it.

Sua makes your head move faster and faster thrusting her hips into your face making him deepthroat like you've never done before

"Mhhh y/n, I'm going to cum in your mouth"

"Don't swallow his cum right away y/n"

Said Jiu still watching the scene, a growing lust was visible in his eyes.

You listened to his orders and didn't swallow Sua cum, you kept it in your mouth

Sua pulled his dick out of your mouth and Jiu got up from the chair and walked towards you.

She stared into your eyes and lifted your chin

"Are you a little whore you know that y/n?" »

You nodded yes

"Now Stick Your Tongue Out"

You did what Jiu told you, you stuck out your tongue and all of Sua cum started flowing

" Good girl "

"God I'm hard again"

Said Sua looking at you with lust

"Let's have fun y/n you looked like you had fun with the other girls."

Sua let's show her how to punish bad girls like her"

"You have the honor darling"

"Okay sit in that chair y/n"

At first you didn't understand why but you decided to listen to your two girlfriends and went to sit on the chair

As for Jiu, she walked towards you and spread your legs wide apart while pulling up your skirt

"Now I'm going to eat your beautiful pussy and then me and Sua are going to fill both of your holes and fuck you until you can't walk, okay?" »

"It's your punishment baby and you better listen"

Said bora all excited but remaining serious

"I can already imagine my big cock inside you filling you as deep as possible"

"Jiu...Sua...please"

[coolrpblog]

Tell us about some of your favorite writing partners and friends!

OKAY I AM IN MY ROOM SO IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SHOUT TO WHATEVER GODS THAT STILL PAY ATTENTION TO ME TO HEAR MY LOVE FOR FRIENDS

@sentofight/@convxction faty has been a VERY long time rp partner of mine, since 2013-14 ish i think? anyways she's amazing and is the catalist that made my oc klein become a thing.

@fiorserpen this is my gf hi????????? wes is an amazing writer and has some much love and depth to their muses and ocs and just 10000/10 love it all. wes tolerates my insanity PLEAAAAAASE-

@leadxxr max is such a SWEETIE I CAN'T please protect him at all costs he deserves so much along with his S/Os he has me stuck forever loving frank and dwight and while we no longer write the ship on tumblr i will die for that ship still on discord and i really don't think i would ever get another ship for frank like that again with any other dwights as it would be different completely but STILL- pls... max is just so good sobs

@constellationcrowned KALA YOU ARE ON THIS LIST FIGHT ME. kala is so amazing, despite having trouble writing lately, but honestly? same my brain is scrambled it feels as of late, the writing i have seen from them is so amazing!!! i wish the best for them honestly. everyone deserves the best 😭

@krowcall MONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII moni is so good hgvbfhjdbfndf i swear i will follow them to the ends of this site jfvnjkdnvfjkv will follow all their blogs and i love their writing and graphics and also their art!!! their art is good!!!

@airxn biting luri biting luri BITING LURI, love this nerd. good muses and writing and art and such a silly lovely bean.

@ferociium WINTER IS ALSO AMAZING FIGHT ME feed me more brainrot pls forever amazing writing for ghostface and their other muses from their multi pleaseeeeeeee

there's so many more i can list too but also this is becoming so lONG JHVFBDHJBJHDBFNVF anyways even if i didn't mention you in this post i care/love you all and you all have amazing writing and muses keep rocking it and being you <333

[roffmychest]

being hyperromantic is exhausting and painful. I’m so sick of it. I’m so so sick of it.

I get attached to fictional characters within literal seconds of knowing the tiniest thing about them and then feel so much fucking agony over the fact that they aren’t real and I can’t interact with them. i feel like I’m being annoying constantly when I fawn over my partner’s and friends’ ocs all the time and immediately catch feelings for those characters so so often to the point it must just be ridiculous and repetitive to watch. I’m so conscious of it and embarrassed about it now that I never talk about my f/os and stuff even though my feelings about them are so intense and I feel horrible having no outlet to spill them and talk about them.

but crushing on fictional characters isn’t even a fraction of it. it’s so much worse. I get stupid crushes on real people and get attached to an idealized version of them in my head while barely knowing them. I question my loyalty to my partner and keep trying to tell myself that’s fucking DIFFERENT those are just superficial crushes I’m not in LOVE WITH THEM like I am with my partner it’s DIFFERENT but fuck I feel so disgusting. I’m so sorry. I’m not a good girlfriend. I shouldn’t fucking feel that. They deserve better.

and they deserve someone who isn’t overbearing. They deserve someone who doesn’t need affection constantly and wrings them dry of it. They deserve better than me. It must be so exhausting to date me. but oh my god if they ever left me I think I might die. because I don’t love normally, I don’t love a healthy amount, I cling to people like a goddamn parasite and when they leave I can’t sustain myself. why can’t I have a NORMAL and healthy amount of love in me. Why can’t I get attached to people in a NORMAL way. WHY CANT I FUCKING LOVE NORMALLY. I can’t help this. I hate this. I hate loving so much. I hate how quickly I get attached to people who will never know me or care about me. I hate how people have taken advantage of how easily I fall for people and how immediately and wholly devoted I become to them. I hate having so much want for physical affection to the point the lines of my sexuality are blurred because I feel that attraction and it’s connected to my romantic feelings but I can’t think about interacting with anyone sexually without wanting to throw up because someone took advantage of me forever ago. and I will always feel that and never have an outlet for it. and I’ll feel it so fucking intensely because I can’t love normally. I can’t love gentle and soft and slow in this nice soft rosy hue like everyone else seems to. it has to be hard and fast and violent and bloody bloody red and it stains everyone it touches. and when they inevitably pull away from me because I’m TOO FUCKING MUCH they are going to come away stained and so am I.

I hate being hyperromantic.

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[karume-selfshipper]

Realizing I can torment my F/Os the same way I traumatize my husband >:] (and yes, my husband knows about the self shipping stuff, he teases me for it all the time).

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Steven A. Starphase

*walks by Steven and smacks his ass*

Steven "That's not yours, it's not attached to you."

"Yes it is! It's attached to my husband!"

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All Might (either form)

*walks up behind him and grabs his tits*

All Might "Uh... can I help you?"

"Tiddies"

All Might "Not yours, you don't deserve."

>:V "But I worked today!"

"So did I."

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Broly (original Broly, not Super Broly)

*holing onto his shoulders from behind* *Broly gets up*

Broly "Are you comfortable?"

*just hanging there*

Broly "Its like having a clingy cape."

"Except I don't flow in the wind..."

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Kakashi Hatake

*seemingly innocent hug* *starts wiggling hips*

Kakashi "Are you having fun?"

*doesn't say anything, keep wiggling*

Kakashi "I'm gonna die..."

[spacestationstorybook]

here are some expanded thoughts i have on the discussion that's happening right now around sharing f/os and the degree to which these characters are "real" to people. since i've been seeing a lot of different takes and i wanted to share my own.

i don't think there's anything wrong with having a f/o you view as real, and treat as a real partner. for some people this is due to a mental illness, for some people this is a coping mechanism, for some it's both. i do think that if you can make the effort it is worth it to try and form some kind of connection with other people around you, because not to sound preachy but it really will help your mental health in the long run to have a solid support system. if you can, try reaching out to groups and organizations in your area that seem like something you'd be interested in. if you can't, that's also okay. i'm all for doing what helps you cope, as long as it isn't hurting real people in the process.

which is kind of the sticking point, because occasionally you'll see people (not actually thinking of tumblr here but this is something i have seen in the reddit‏‏‎ ‎waifuism community) seeing people as lesser for being attracted to multiple characters, acting like this makes them slutty or cheaters or some other awful thing. the reddit community doesn't even accept polyamorous relationships with more than one character (and also a lot of people's "waifus" are underage in that subreddit but that's an entirely different can of worms). i think both sides should understand that self ship, or being fictoromantic, or whatever your preferred term is, is something that different people experience differently and neither side deserves scorn for their coping mechanisms.

i also think, while you obviously can't help your mental health symptoms, it is your responsibility to manage them to some degree, and posting publicly about how much you hate and despise people who share your f/os and wishing ill on them is immature behavior coming from anyone. example: i have a phobia of wasps. while this is a different scenario, this is a symptom of mental illness that i manage by blocking and filtering tags and blogs that could upset me. if something makes it through, or a mutual of mine who likes bugs reblogs a picture of wasps, i don't start posting about how disgusting and awful everyone who likes wasps are and how they should all die in a pit so i can have a pure unfiltered internet experience. i feel fucked up for a while, maybe talk about how it made me feel to a private group of friends, and i move on. i'm not gonna say "it's that easy" because maybe it's not easy for everyone but i think that while mental illness can be an explanation, it shouldn't be an excuse. i'm also not saying you have to like or get along with everyone you share with--fuck it, i don't, lol. sometimes i have mean or uncharitable thoughts toward them if i end up seeing them somewhere. but also, those are my issues, and it's not fair to also make them everyone else's.

this isn't meant to start an argument with anyone since i think all of my mutuals have said good stuff about this that i can agree with! i think there's a lot of nuance to this situation and this is just my personal opinion <3

[diabetesnscoliosis]

Actually no my favourite thing is shocking people with my answer to "how would you survive an apocalypse" "where would you hide" "what weapons would you use" bc yeah nah im in the first rank of people dead, not by choice, but because I'm a part of the class of people that will always die before it hits or as soon as it does. So nah, I don't think about "surviving" like you do, because surviving to me os justifying why i should be around. Why i deserve to breathe, to live, to love and to experience. I'll spend all my life justifying why i don't think my mum deserves to have her life cut short so you can go out while you're sick. I think I'm perfectly justified in being curt in my assessment, especially those of you who are intelligent but end up complacent. Complacency is a real disease

[faroreswinds]

Edelgard haters lose yet again.

This is the wrong conclusion to come to. I understand that this is bait, but it only shows how silly someone is if they think this.

Firstly, Edelgard has not yet won a VG, so no, "haters" haven't lost anything. Edelgard still needs to actually win first.

Secondly, F!Edelgard is a common pool unit with no good fodder and is not very good anymore. At high levels, she's basically a "enemy-player wins" unit for your team now. Seriously, my unmerged NY!Askr just nuked a merged F!Edelgard on my AR-D the other day. And he's not the only one who can make her die on impact.

Everyone loses with F!Edelgard in the VG. She took the spot of a rarer, more powerful unit, and if she makes it to round 2 of the VG, she will take the spot of another rare unit on the banner. And if she wins the VG, everyone will get a common pool unit as their free unit. Which has terrible fodder and is no longer viable at the top level.

Edelgard fans should be livid that F!Edelgard is on the banner at all. They have a perfectly awesome unit on there now, S!Edelgard, that deserves to be there. Better fodder (though not the best in this upcoming VG) and the best Galeforcer at this moment.

Now I still don't want her as my freebie because I don't need her fodder and she dies the moment a blue unit looks at her. There are better tanks to choose from, and better fodder units to choose from. At high-level AR-Os, player-based units don't fair as well as enemy-based one. It's why most of the players who go against my AR-D team aggressively end up dying (even S!Edelgards didn't make it through. I don't think a single team with a S!Edelgard has beaten my AR-D team yet). But if she wins, that's still good. She can do sweeps for basic maps.

But F!Edelgard being there at all is embarrassing for anyone who voted for her. They did not think it through at all.

Haters AND Fans have all collectively lost with F!Edelgard in the VG.

[jennajaeger]

My general feelings on my F/Os' canon love interests and how I picture my dynamic with each of them:

Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid):

Eric is MY GUY. BESTIE. HIMBO EXTRAORDINAIRE. We high five each other as we pass each other in the hallway because we both have the best wife in the world. Literally the epitome of this meme:

Me: "The stars are so beautiful tonight."

Eric: "You know who else is beautiful?"

Both of us in unison: *sighing dreamily* "Ariel~"

Keyleth (Critical Role: The Legend of Vox Machina):

So admittedly I have not finished the series yet but as far as I can tell, Vax and Keyleth have a very "right person, wrong time" type of relationship? Like, I get it, they're always gonna love each other, they're just never going to be in a place where they can BE together? And I mean......that works for me :P I feel marginally bad about stealing her man because she's so sweet and deserves a break, precious bean, but if it works it works <3

Meryl Stryfe & Milly Thompson (Trigun Stampede):

I felt so bad the moment I started watching the show because I was like "oh god another female character I'm gonna have to throw under the bus in the name of self shipping" but honestly so far in the 23 version I read their dynamic as platonic?? And just in general, I love her <3 She's a tough little cookie; and I haven't properly met Milly yet but I just know I'm gonna love her :P girl frankly you deserve to have Nick maybe you'll mellow him out a little good heavens XD

Helen Wick (John Wick franchise):

I will always have a moment to pay homage to our lord and savior Helen Wick who died to give us the best action franchise of the modern age, girl you were a real one and rest easy knowing I am going to RIDE THE TRAUMA OUT OF YOUR HUSBAND

Tess Marshall (Barbarian):

SHE DESERVES S O MUCH BETTER OH MY GOD I mean they both do, they're stuck in this terrible movie :P In a better world I would love to be friends with Tess, and act as Keith's filter because good lord boy you're cute but you're dumb as fuck sometimes XD Also if I ever see Keith's ex-gf I'm throwing hands

Alt Cunningham & Rogue (Cyberpunk 2077):

god I'm glad these two are Johnny's exes XD I'm sure I would have liked Alt a lot more had I known her when she was, y'know, alive, but as a......tech ghost or whatever, she's not a lot of fun :P As for Rogue, she's a bitch, I KNOW she's a bitch, and I respect her for it. She DID stab Johnny in the back though and I'm not about to let her forget it.

Alys Rivers & Helaena Targaryen (House of the Dragon):

I haven't properly met Alys yet but I'm looking forward to it, I feel like I'm gonna like her :P And Helaena is A SWEETHEART, an absolute darling, I would love to sit with her and have tea while she does her embroidery and listen to her talk about anything that comes into her pretty little head because THE GODS KNOW SOMEONE HAS TO. I will also be her "dump your shitty husband" friend so fast XD Like, LOOK AT AEMOND. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S RIGHT THERE GIRL I WILL SHARE.

Anyone Dream has ever been romantically involved with and yes I'm including Hob Gadling (The Sandman):

I have nothing but love and respect for Dream's past partners (Calliope babe I'd die for you) and I just love the idea that we have like, dinner together and they all just spill the tea about the shit Dream got up to in past decades :P

Vision (Marvel Cinematic Universe):

I have no problems with Viz, he was a good man. Wanda really could have done BETTER in my opinion, but y'know, she could have done a lot worse too, so :P And thanks to Viz we have the boys, Billy and Tommy <3

Martin Blackwood (The Magnus Archives):

I don't hate Martin. He's a sweetheart. But I need him to not even BREATHE in Jon's direction, because that is MY MAN. Nothing personal :P

Mikasa Akerman (Attack On Titan):

I will meet that bitch in the FUCKING PIT IT IS ON S I G H T LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!

[zhongrin]

hello. This ain't a request or anything, i just have some thoughts and wanted to share with someone and since u seem nice i thought I could share, but you're free to ignore this ;D.

So, i have been reading a lot os Creator! Reader and stuff, and i thought.. what if reader was a character from another game who got Isekai'd into Genshin and they're like Tf, where am i.

Lets go with a Halo Spartan for example, for this let's pretend that reader it's some type of Master chief or something, meaning that they're a fuckin legend and have an AI with them.

So, Reader wakes up in Liyue (i need Zhongli material), they feel heavy and are tired, they search around for their weapons or anything that could help them understand what's happening and where they are... finally they stand up, while a person approach them.

This person being Zhongli, who noticed the strange meteor-thing crashing in one of the Mountains and came to investigate, finding a 7'4 person in a strange armor...

Let's time skip a bit, shall we?

Reader and zhongli have become good friends, Zhongli guiding reader through Liyue and explaining things to them with a bit of help of the traveler and Reader, in exchange, acting like a guard-dog to him while trying to explain to him how his armor works, like trying to explain in a simple way why the slime attacks doesn't even affect them, or how the shield power recharges itself. Or presenting their AI to zhongli and this AI tell Zhongli all the stories of the Covenant-human war, the dictator, the forerunner and the vanished, and how reader is practically a legend and a saviour to the humanity. How they would die if it meant saving a mere life.

Zhongli already had been feeling certain butterflies whenever he was with reader, but he has never seen their face, reader never taking the helmet of their armor off, not even for eating or drinking (and now that Zhongli thinks of it, he has never seen them eat or drink anything) and one evening, while they're sitting together and chatting away in zhonglis home, they finally raise their hands and take off the helmet after zhongli offered to make them some tea, revealing their face to him.

He could only watch in admiration and adoration their face, taking in all their features, expressions and stuff. They look at him and smile, a small smile, but a genuine one, and Zhongli blushes, feeling his heart pound into his chest. From then on, Zhongli realized he loved Reader... and started to worry about them.

"What do you plan on doing after the war is over, if one day you are able to go back to from you came from?" He would ask, and while his voice and expression didn't reveal anything, he hoped they wouldn't go back.

"I don't know" they answered, taking a sip from the tea "i never thought of it, i guess I only hope to die in the battlefield. After all war is all i know, i don't know how to do anything else" they looked at zhongli with such a serene expression that it almost made Zhongli cry. How could they say that? They were such a beautiful, helpful, and warm person, what do they mean that they hope they die in battle.

"although" they said "as they say, Spartans never die they just go missing in action".

After that day, Zhongli new mission was to show them how to live, to learn that they weren't a soldier only, they weren't a killing machine. They deserved to rest and live happily too... And maybe... Just maybe... Zhongli and them could have a happy ever after together.

Sorry for my bad English, it's not my first language.

that is a thought oooh

i've never played halo spartan so i can't really add on to that, but thank you for sharing!! a reader who ony knows war and slaughter... i feel like they would remind zhongli of himself in his younger days in the archon war, and maybe even xiao - just a bit. and you're totally right, he'd definitely try and help the reader in trying to discover that they can always leave the bloodshed behind, live a new life that is worth living and isn't tainted by blood of their enemies. because if he can do it, then you can too!!

another thought: imagine if you came from a relatively peaceful game. like stardew valley for example. sure, they have slimes and ghost things and weird creatures but mitachurls? abyss creatures? dragons?? hello???? i'm just a farmer bro

and never apologize for your english! it's not my first language either and you're fine!! <3