#all hail the beef

[pigeorcas]

theRed Sea Idate design by @beeflibeef goes really fucking hard and i am so attracted to him

i hope I've done it justice

[bed-bath-andbeyond]

5 gallon pickle bucket fuck yea

[shaniacsboogara]

Ryan Bergara is like Ken except instead of Beach his job is Beef

[thatonegeekygirl]

Murder On the Puppet History Set

or

Ryan Tries to Solve a Confounding Crime While Estranged Producer Shane Madej and The Prof Hang Out and Are Entirely Unhelpful

[sncwonthebeach]

Steven knows what's up

[vigilanteadr1an]

hi barbie! (as featured on watchers Instagram page)

[anything-that-makes-my-brain-rot]

i think that, as a society, we should come to terms and accept the fact that shane is as good looking and handsome as ryan is. they’re the case of two pretty best friends honestly.

[trans-spidey]

hes just silly and goofy and marking papers <3

[oocmadagascar]

AHKJ exiled would've been so much funnier if instead of being xenophobic and ragging on Russia for no reason, they kept every joke the same but replace it with a stupid random privileged country. One that absolutely no one would think to hate on. Like the Netherlands. I think that'd be way funnier and more creative and just generally better. I stand by this

[sleevebuscemii]

i am not even a movie snob like i promise i Promise i literally have mediocre taste i watch like ten movies a year im a fucking FAKE but my god. why cant anyone make a goddamn fucking movie anymoooooooooooore. i am TIRED of scripts that feel like they were written in a screenwriting 101 class at a community college and im not saying that to hate on community colleges im saying it because EYE took a screenwriting 101 class in community college and these were the kind of scripts people turned in and NO its not that any of us were secret geniuses it because scripts today are VERY VERY BAD. if you’re writing a movie set in the 70s stop having people talk like its 2023 and while we’re on the subject if you’re making a movie set in the 70s STOP casting people who look like they vape im literally BEGGING YOU. BRING THE MOVIE MAGIC BACK.

[microcebusarnholdi]

rip Clover's self esteem (*)

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

Ryan and Shane got divorced and yall are LAUGHING! smh how dare yall shame on yall

[shaniacsboogara]

me and who

[joyful-soul-collector]

LETS CRACK IN

[hangingfromapses]

Clown bible and Puppet History, the only meaningful interpretations of god to me

[shannonsketches]

Unsure if anyone’s asked you this before, but since Ganondorf was close with the queen, does that effect his feelings toward Zelda at all? (also sorry if this has been answered before, my time online has been spotty)

I also can't remember if anyone's asked me about this because I've been yelling about it in other spaces!! I can't find anything about it here other than my piano/hair/twinrova-related headcanons, but, in short: YES. YES IT DOES. sorry for yelling this is another one of my favorite eidolon headcanons

So I have a lot of thoughts about this which I can happily break down but generally speaking, I really enjoy writing Ganondorf and BabyZel's relationship as kind of tragic, in that they are (in the way that I approach them, at least) characters who could have been very good for one another.

Unfortunately, (my) Ganondorf does not have the emotional skills to properly cope with the loss of someone as close to him as the late queen was, and does not have any real experience spending time with children. Both of those circumstances put him at absolute odds with Zelda, despite her having fundamentally more in common with him than anyone else in the cast:

Born into a role you didn't ask for

immense pressure and expectations from a very young age

being Othered by way of your society's religion

being isolated from the community you're intended to lead

All of which he had in common with the late queen, too, and is indeed what made their traumabond uniquely their own. But additionally, now he and this tiny princess both know how it feels to know your birth mother died as a direct result of your birth.

For Ganondorf, though, he doesn't think about it much. Twinrova has always been transparent about not being his birth mother, but he's never heard anyone else speak of her, and he assumes that is by design. For Zelda, there is open scorn for the loss from her father, and castle full of people who loved their queen and miss her every day.

For Zelda it's just this one ghost haunting every aspect of her life, all the time. That's something Ganondorf could've helped her navigate, because despite him not being told about it, he's certain there are people he knows who knew and cared about the woman who bore him. But unfortunately he, too, carries a quiet disdain -- but he knows it's irrational, and Impa has pointed out that it would upset the late queen to see it.

So it's this weird line he toes of 'This is my friend's baby, who she loved' and 'This is my friend's cause of death, which I hate', and it mostly comes across as polite indifference toward her, which may or may not be worse than just hating her outright.

I have a blurb drabble thought vomit about a moment between them regarding this exact thing. I sent it to some friends, but I could post it here. I'm not sure if it will make it into the comic, but I like it lol