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girls when they get love bombed and lead on for the 800th time when all they want is for someone to truly love them
#i hate boys#boys are stupid#female rage#love bombing#feminine rage#girlblogger#this is a girlblog#all boys are jerks
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skwisgaar punished arc
#twirling my hair hiiiiii metalocalypse fandom#also sorry if i fucked up the boys' designs at all 1) this is my 1st time drawing any of them and 2) i didn't look up refs. lol#truly a fuck it we ball moment#metalocalypse#mtl#skwisgaar skwigelf#william murderface#toki wartooth#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#skwistok#anyway i binged all 4 seasons in like 5 days. my brain has been hijacked by these stupid awful terrible horrible jerks. >:/#still need to watch aotd though smhing my head#they jacks off? they jacks off together but it ammenst homoskectuals? it ams more likelies than yous think!#also the straight floor is covered in crumbs. if you even care#see skwisgaar is pretty in that italian leather shoe type way that timothy chalamet is. like paper mache#anyway hope i didn't fuck up their voices too bad more content on the way whatever see ya✌️✌️#sigh. edit: i resized all the panels bc they were just like. cartoonishly small. they're a bit low res but eh. legible enough for me#i drew it too small </3 a mistake i won't make twice mark my freaking worms#skrunkart
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Every time I see someone earnestly say that Carver hates Hawke, I have to exercise such restraint to not scream.
Every day I get closer to writing a deep dive about him because that's my guy. He's so interesting. He feels so much. He tries so hard when talking to the other companions and some of the dynamics he has with them are so good. He can be so fucking funny and sweet and awkward. He so badly wants to be wanted and appreciated and to protect everyone he loves.
Carver Hawke, they could never make me hate you.
#da2#carver hawke#i may have stumbled across someone complaining about how mean carver is to hawke and the companions and i just... huh??#whattya mean?? first of all if you're upset about companions being jerks to each other then boy do i have bad news for you#about the other companions--if you want 'mean' then put anders merrill and fenris in a party together#hell if you wanna see 'mean' then look through aveline's companion dialogue--she straight up calls merrill stupid to her face#and secondly carver is not MEAN... the only companion he's hostile toward is anders and that makes sense#and don't get me started on carver and hawke he does NOT hate hawke even if he's a templar and at full rivalry#hawke can be the worst piece of shit to him. max out his rivalry. leave him behind where he becomes a templar.#just say the worst shit to him and he will never betray you. he will never agree to kill hawke for meredith. ever.#but reminder that a warrior/rogue hawke has an option to let circle bethany die when siding with the templars#JUST SAYING#one day y'all.... one day i'm gonna write it and then what? WHAT THEN??#also yes... I'm replaying da2 now. i'm still in act 1 so i have hawke siblings on the brain so...#apologies in advance for not shutting up about them
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one of the things that fascinate me about thawne: yes, he CAN be normal with kids! surprisingly normal!
((not at all times, though. his mental illness still spills through and as usual he, in trying to manipulate or hurt others, spits out at them the exact stuff that would hurt him (or have in his childhood/barry's rejection interpretation) the most in the first place lmao))
but at the same time. his like second instinct when doing his bullshit is FUCK THEM (as) KIDS
(and, well. whatever this classifies as)
#whats wrong with him. seriously. he loves picking fights with literal children So Much#AND NONE OF THEM WITH WALLY ON THE MATTER OF BEING THE BIGGEST FLASH FAN. HOW DID THAT NEVER HAPPEN#about the middle page. honestly i DIDNT remember he is a Jerk in that way too until i checked his interactions with bart for this post#this man officially should not be allowed near children as a mentor.#just straight up drops ALL his insecurities on a poor kid in trying to make him feel ashamed. NO breaking the abuse cycle for this bad boy#the only thing he doesnt say is the direct 'you are a disappointment' altho the message is still the same 💀💀💀💀💀💀#AND I BET HES HELLA PROUD OF THAT. I MEAN CONSIDERING THIS FACT IG HE DOES TRY TO BE BETTER THAN HIS PARENTS. SOMEWHAT.#and omg he formulates his point like in problem based learning (leading the child to making the correct conclusion themselves)#im dying. professor to the fucking core.#and the way he feels the need to bring up flash facts in his appeal?? EO YOURE SO HOPELESS. THIS IS 100% HOW BART SAW HIM THROUGH#and god knows what he told thad promising to get him out of the speed force if he fought barry there and whether he was going to fulfill it#and do you even IMAGINE how FUCKED barry's mental condition would be growing up if thawne fulfilled his button threat#and i really REALLY wonder about the tornado twins and their relationship with 'uncle eobard' but that will be a separate post#he doesnt know any other way tho. and he might be actually mad at bart for not supporting his every action as The Flash#like. he tries to play family but the second they question he just goes WHATEVER. I DONT NEED IT. FLASH OF MY VISION RUNS ALONE#his problem is that he just wants attention. he doesnt see family/heroing for what 'its really about' or downsides that may come with them#everything is so idealized in his head. and the moment he faces reality with its complications the concept immediately gets antagonized.#and then he reconsiders and changes the conditions but fails each time never realizing the problem is his mindset and not everything else#black white at its finest yall#and man. RELATABLE.#also WHY is he standing LIKE A STATUE when appearing in front of bart????😭😭😭😭#poor museum rat has no idea what heroes in real life stand like#eobard thawne#professor zoom#reverse flash#the reverse flash#bart allen#the flash#dc
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Least favorite ok ko character??
At first I was gonna say none BUT I actually do have two least favorite characters and it's these two assholes
Not only I dislike their designs I also HATE their personalities even more. I don't like being so negative but they have literally ZERO redeeming quality. They're just annoying judgy asshats. Plus they were absolutely awful friends to Rad for years!!! They made him become super insecure bc they kept insulting and belitting everything he liked, they're the reason why he started acting like a narcissistic jerk with Enid and then KO
In conclusion they're lame, stupid, and crappy people and I can't stand seeing them on screen
#am i projecting onto rad MAYBE#thank you for asking this anon bc i needed to unload all my hate and loathing#ugly asses i wont even bother learning their names#i swear i cannot stand them anytime they appear i just wanna skip all their scenes#BOOOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO#like at least when other characters are being jerks they're also fun or interesting#but not these two they're just two insufferable frat boys#which is worse than being a criminal#at least boxman's crimes are funny as fuck ://#sorry these two piss me off so much#asks & answers#ok ko let's be heroes#ok k.o.! let's be heroes
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"It will just end how it started"
#only friends the series#only friends#ofts#neo trai#mark pakin#i am living for them#glad nick found out in ep 3 and we have now a bunch of episodes of them just making everything worse for each other#nick really worked so hard on keeping boston i want to hug him#his proud smile after jerking boston off ;A;#and he tries to voice when he is uncomfortable and at the same time already realizes that boston is very much not on the same page#and my boy is already escelating listening in on the car sex#possible intended the bug for other reasons but baby - do not put yourself through hearing the whole thing in stereo....you could already#see them from the outside#have to had it to boston: he really nearly doesn't care at all about getting seen#p'jojo getting in his tweet <3#it is very telling that nick clearly knows who boston is but in his mind their encounters are just a tad more romantic with a focus on the#kissing they are doing and not so much the sex itself#fyi: i saved these gif files under the ship name 'tonnic'
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Standing in the town square ringing my bell and yelling like Harry is the special one!!! Draco is the one who is just some guy!!!! Harry literally saved the world twice and had a prophecy made about him!!!! Draco is simply mean, blond, and rich!!!! Harry is the bold, adventurous, and self directed one!!! Draco is the one who does exactly what is expected of him!!!! Draco is a bad person, but he is not a bad boy his behavior sucks but it’s not subversive in the context of their culture!!! Harry literally overthrew the government!!! He robbed a bank and stole a dragon!!!! Hello?? Hello???
#Like being a jerk isn’t the same thing as being transgressive#And being from a wealthy and well connected family still doesn’t give Draco the incredible social status that Harry has#All this to say Harry is INTERESTING dammit#I don’t get why people sometimes seem to think he’s like bland and dumb#My boy is off the shits#I love Draco too and I love to write him#I just feel like. So many people think he’s the fun and interesting one#Or that he’s smarter than Harry#Harry is not some aw shucks boy next door he’s intense!!!#It’s something they have in common tbh
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ALSO you know what i find just absolutely wild? how few people i see talking about patrick zweig. like. maybe im just missing it, but it seems like EVERYONE is talking about art and going on about what a sad puppy dog art is — and that's TRUE that's SO TRUE — but you know who is an even BIGGER sad puppy dog? who is even MORE pathetic and sopping wet? PATRICK FUCKIN ZWEIG PEOPLEEEEE
#give my pathetic abandoned sopping wet rat bisexual some LOVE!!!!!#(no shade at all to art and art lovers i love him and i love yall too)#but ohohoh PATRICK. he is my fave <3#i could talk about him for HOURS#about how he has been abandoned by everyone he ever loved (his parents; tashi; art)#about how he knows hes bisexual but he also still seems kinda repressed about it —#like he makes JOKES about it (id let her fuck me with a racket; the teaching art to jerk off story)#and he plays off the touchy feely-ness with art as just boys being boys its what boy besties do#but he also kind of refuses to be blunt about it —#letting art take the lead answering tashi about what they are; his hesitation whsn swiping through tinder and landing on a guy#he knows what he wants but hes SCARED#its just OUGH SO GOOD HES SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER LOVE HIM#patrick zweig#challengers#challengers spoilers#(<- the post really isnt but my tags kind of are lol)
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Everyday goes a little something like this. I open tumblr and check the pathologic tag to find art because the vibe patho artists capture is exquisite.
I immediately see someone making fun of Daniil for having highly specific special interests that he likes talking about.
I ignore it and scroll further only to see another 5 posts calling him annoying for oh wait give me a second *rereads text posts making fun of Daniil* showing symptoms of autism.
I sigh like a depressed disappointed father. I close tumblr.
#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#making fun of him can be funny#I’ve definitely laughed at a joke at his expense more than once#but I constantly see him being ridiculed for doing things that are just blatant acts of neurodiversity#he wears specific clothes oh what a whiny spoiled city boy#he speaks a language he learned as a mandatory part of his medical education that god forbid he actually enjoyed and uses in his day to day#he’s so annoying#he doesn’t understand social cues and responds in a way that I find weird let’s all laugh#he responds to certain situations aggressively because of trauma oh what an evil bad man let’s not examine this any further#he’s just mean and that’s it#I’m so tired of seeing a character I love being mocked for the exact same things I’m mocked for in real life#he actually values sanitation and hygiene and reacts to unsanitary medical practices with sceptisim what a ignorant jerk#I know I sound bitter don’t worry I’m not oblivious to it#but I think some people saw the way the townsfolk reacted to Daniil and immediately assumed they’re all right#as if one of the main components of the game isn’t how the townsfolk are abrasive and rude to strangers and outsiders#some of you for real sound like a judgemental isolated inhabitant of the town that saw daniil and immediately decided he’s not welcome
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do u guys think nendo is a 5-in-1 body wash shampoo kinda guy or a separate shampoo conditioner body wash face wash exfoliation king
#bc i can see it either way#knee jerk reaction hes a 5-in-1 guy bc by all appearances and stereotypes he SHOULD be#but also he goes against type canonically more than once#hes surprisingly competent in mutliple areas#also mama nendo would NOT let her boy be stinky#also his bleached hair would need some deep conditioning trust me ive been there with the bleached mohawk i did that shit for years#i think im team hygienic king#i also think nendo would LOVE a fruity lil face mask#nendo posting#saiki k#nendo riki#nendou riki#saiki kusuo no ψ nan
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kripke's just jealous i put homelander in a loving healthy relationship with my trans man oc and can't cope
#sehtoast rambles#homelander#the boys spoilers#homelander x oc#i'm sorry you can't convince me this man believes half the shit he says to his base. demos. and politicians he's trying to sway#that 'transgender illegals' line shit was clearly a half grab in the way that works best on the mindless right wingers he usually appeals t#when it blew up in his face bc it's just bait. he didn't know what to do. bc he barely has the conviction to espouse that shit anyway#same as the fuckin nonbinary line he did in the early eps#like first of all you can't convince me he has the wherewithal to actually know what those terms mean beyond being zingers to rile people u#second. i think kripke just has a hard on for reminding his marginalized viewers that people hate them irl#and continues jerking himself off by thinking he's super clever w the ham fisted trump allegories that are just.... not even good#the only character that says this shit that i actually believe they believe their shit even partially is firecracker#and don't even get me started on how i feel about her ass#i'll probably add more ranting in the tags here soon#idfk
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Mikey whipwreck with dyed red hair in ecw is the Mox of the nineties In this essay I will
#eris smokes#bored on the clock#all I do is think about ecw jerk off and smoke weed yes my parents are dissapointed#anyways SEE MY TRUTH BOY
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There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.
She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"
Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.
#my characters#also i just think it would be so funny to have him walk into the bar when karen and the boys are all there#and she sees him and is like OH MY GOD ITS MY GUY AND HE HAS A WOMAN WITH HIM I have to go congratulate him#and she jumps out of the booth to go say hi to him and the rest of her group is staring with wide eyes because whomst#and then her shoulders drop and the guy looks nervous and then karen is just gesturing to her group#and she walks him over and is like hey this is my guy and his cousin i hate my life#and then introduces rick to her friends/coworkers in the worst way ever like.... so lackluster#thats right and hes gay and pining and possibly dating#thats brent and hes pining and possibly dating#thats chris and he might have a divorce on his track record (HEY!) but we still love him#and thats paul the disaster bisexual currently pining#she sighs then points to the bar and goes AND I GUESS ILL INCLUDE the pining hot bartender in the introductions#everyone meet rick and his cousin and rick is like oh ! paul! hes your best friend!#cause he KNOWS that name from their ONE DATE that they both pretend didn't happen#and paul is just sunshine and flowers and beaming like oh ?? OH ??? KAREN? BESTIE? MY BEST FRIEND?#and she blushes and glares at rick because DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FACE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLIMENTS YOU JERK look what you did to him#and rick is v sorry and feels bad about it cause hes really just some random polite guy and thats why it would never work#hes too nice for karen and she CRAVES the teasing THE BANTER THE LANGUAGE and no hes just nice bye#so he leaves with his cousin to get some drinks and walks back over after hes done#and stares at paul as he says wow the bartender really is pining like you said in response to karen and paul wants to melt into his seat#therefore karen will forgive her guy for telling paul he was her best friend (its true tho) bc he made paul embarrassed#and he smiles at her and says bye and she just nods and is like yup talk to you next time we match#and its never romantic its always platonic#they are always going to match but its NEVER going to go beyond friends#though they do become friends and hang out eventually!#yes you can tell i thought about this A LOT on the drive#oops i fell in love
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You know perilous trails was a good quest when it singlehandedly improved Xiao’s fanon characterization by at least 50%. It seemed like more people began to realize that Xiao is far less of an edgy tsundere who’s snappy to everyone because he has #issues and far more like this tormented stray cat who stares at you from the secluded corner he won’t leave in the most poorly socialized and tense way imaginable when you try to coax him into approaching you because he is clearly starving and all alone in the rain and cold. He bristles defensively and bats at you if you get too close but every time you walk away and then look back you see he’s discreetly following you and is now staring at you intently from the bushes
#xiao#Genshin impact#Genshin#fern.txt#fandomferns#I feel like a lot of it was the original voice direction for his ENG dub#not even the VA I actually rlly like the VA like it works just fine in perilous trails#but a lot of the way they translated him early on was so muhc#for example. his voiceline about drowsiness in ENG sounds like he just suddenly snaps WHOS THERE? and is like oh? you think I sleep? tch.#no respect for the ways of the adepti#where as in CN. you hear him breathing quietly like he’s dozed off. and THEN he suddenly jerks awake#so him going huh??!? who’s there? you think I sleep?#now solidly sounds like he’d accidentally fallen asleep and is flustered you caught him doing so#which is so endearing to me & does a much better job of catching xiaos vibe as someone who’s actually very gentle in nature but conditioned#into thinking a lot of his existence must revolve around suffering all the time. like the way I took his eng voiceline was u run into him at#night hes on gaurd & snaps at u !#it is perhaps just a lot harder to maintain portraying xiao as this dramatically edgy emo boy unless u massively mistranslate the perilous#trails writing where he is spending the entire time mourning his dead friends & everyone has to talk him down repeatedly from#being suicidal bc he sees himself as a weapon & not a person. NFJVJNFKVJ#I remember ppl being like huh they really toned down xiaos edginess for this quest now he’s just depressed#NO SEE. HES ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT#this post got a bit out of hand. I have got to calm down#very normal about him if you can’t tell
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i swear i've played a game like that
#replies#oh the many dating sims i've played.... the animal coded boys.......they get me every time#this just means that yes. i will play this plotline all over again but with eiden as the protag.#i want him going thru all the tropes then promptly subverting them#oh NO my animal ward turned into a HANDSOME MAN well you're just as much a pain in my butt as a human actually so no special treatment 4 u#I LEGITIMATELY DO NOT REMEMBER ANY OF THESE BOYS' PERSONALITIES#i was trying to excavate them from my long term memory like.... uhhhh#there's the tsun. the jerk. the sweet one who's not actually sweet half the time? the quiet. the baby??#BRO I DON'T KNOOOOOOW#wait is there a reason they all wear hats?#is it to hide their animal ears?#how very retro-kuya of them#fun fact: this game destroyed my laptop#on my 1st playthru i got the ending with the side character dude who raises chickens#it caught me so off guard that i physically yelled WHAT and knocked over a glass a water#onto my laptop.#the last screen i saw on that laptop was Chicken Boy's avatar proposing marriage to MC#surrounded by green glitch bars and graphic errors (like dmmd noiz bad end)#screen went black and i just sat there in horror.#it may have been one of the stupidest things i've done. i laugh thinkin about it#zookeeper au#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival garu#nu carnival edmond#nu carnival kuya#nu carnival quincy#nu carnival yakumo
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I THINK THAT BOY'S GOT A SWEET TOOTH SO I'LL PUT SUGAR IN HIS GAS TANK THEN I'LL WASH MY HANDS CLEAN OF YOU CLEAN OF YOU
#fall out boy#pete wentz#william beckett#a little less sixteen candles a little more touch me#a little less sixteen candles#*mine#*art#id in the alt text#this has been lying on my desktop for like a month so i cleaned it up today#been thinking a lot abt the 16c mv in the context of how heavily focused on petes pov it is...#so naturally that skews the way we see events#the ending doesnt make much literal sense but in the context of how pete feels it makes entirely too much sense#got me thinking abt petes relationship with revenge on bilvy#the way hes projecting all his distress and self-hatred wrt his vampirism upon bilvy#leading to him focusing on a tangible goal: revenge on the guy who turned him#in lieu of actually dealing w any of the psychological baggage of becoming a vampire#maybe bills a bit of a jerk as a vampire anyway#but the notion of pete pouring all his rage and distress on the concrete goal of revenge means hes not dealing w the core cause#hes treating the symptom but not the etiology. and he wont ever deal w it properly if he keeps that up
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