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[wolveswithblackpearls]

The Months Masterpost

January - Xiumin

February - Luhan

March - Suho

April - Chen

May - Tao

June - Baekhyun

July - Lay

August - Chanyeol

September - Kyungsoo

October - Sehun

November - Johnny

December - Kai

[slavhew]

dandadorks

[bixels]

The final TF2 issue really got to me. Spoilers, but it’s the reveal that all of this suffering and murder and war over gravel and shitty land was for nothing but senseless, bottomless hatred. That the administrator can’t even remember where this revenge plot started as she flashes through different false memories of her parents’ deaths. There was never a tragic backstory or justification, only terrible people doing despicable things. And despite how crass and stupid and unserious TF2 is, the story subverts every expectation by showing the survivors and inheritors willingly breaking the cycle. Ms. Pauling lies to the administrator and chooses not to save her, and finally lets her die. (Hurts even more if you read into the subtext that Ms. Pauling is in love with the administrator.) She lets the final cache of Australium go and walks away from the burden and legacy of a century-old bloodfeud. Hale lets Gray’s daughter go and live her life freely. Spy is the first to arrive at Scout’s house and meet his big family, finally takes off his mask, and helps with the kids. Even Merasmus exhaustedly makes peace with himself and Soldier and chooses not to curse him or something. There’s nothing to finish, no promises to keep, and no one to avenge. The only thing to do is break the cycle and walk away.

It feels odd how happy and warm everything is, but it feels so right and earned. These bloodthirsty, awful, violent men were expendable cogs in a machine of endless violence, and they found a way out. It’s a genuinely great message about letting go the past that burdens you and finding the will and a way to hit the bricks, change, and be happy. Maybe they don’t technically deserve happiness, but they’ve got it nonetheless, and they’re not gonna let it go to waste. They’re still all crazy and violent, but on their own terms now and with people who love them! Smiles.

[bruciemilf]

Can you imagine Jason physically restraining himself from yelling “LET’S FUCKING GOOOO” or “THAT’S MY DAD” when Bruce does something cool

[ribbononline]

Hoenn crossing, or something

[visitor-centre]

Nana Visitor with glasses my full collection of four :)

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Occasionally I think we suffer too much from wanting to inject a normal perspective into star wars. Obviously the clones should not have an everyman normal perspective on the jedi, they are some of the least normal people alive. Obviously the jedi are not a normal perspective either, they grew up in a monastery and have cosmic forces pouring through their heads. The natborn officers are all handpicked fascists so they aren't normal either. Not one single being on any of those warships is ever normal.

Padme was a politician at age 10. Naboo is weird. They're all weird. And those mandalorians. Listen, if a traditional mandalorian found themself on melida-daan as per fanfic tradition, they wouldn't be normal about it. They'd see a bunch elementary kids doing warfare and think that's the coolest shit. They'd teach them how to fire a rocket launcher with their tiny bony arms and when a bunch of them die on the raid they coached them on they'd tell the other seven year olds it 'twas an honorable death.

[rblxmaxxing]

stupidlittle buildermon thing Ok . !(#(+?#(×?£,×? i Still struggle drawing telamon fml

ivejust been doodlingalot Expect mostof my stuff to be like thar 4 the meantime

[svtskneecaps]

FUCK IT!!!! I MISS WHEN MY MINECRAFT SERVERS HAD CULTURAL EXCHANGE IN THEM!!!! I MISS WHEN MY MINECRAFT SERVERS HAD LANGUAGE BARRIERS IN THEM!!!!! I MISS WHEN WE WERE ALL CRAMMED IN A PIT TOGETHER SCREAMING AND SHAKING AND SOBBING AND CONFUSED AS ALL HELL SITTING IN THE TUMBLR LIVEBLOGS HOLDING HANDS AS WE ALL EXPLAINED WHAT THINGS MEANT, WHAT THE REAL WORLD CULTURAL CONTEXT WAS, WHAT WAS GOING ON IN BITS THE TRANSLATOR COULDN'T GET!!!!! FUCK IT!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE ANOTHER GODDAMN PURGATORY!!!!! GIVE ME A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FORMING SIX PERSON FAMILIES OVER THE SPAN OF THREE TO FIVE DAYS!!!!!!!! GIVE ME THE EVIL SHADOW GOVERNMENT THAT NEVER MADE ANY GODDAMN SENSE, GIVE ME THE STUPID FUCKING EYE WORKERS THAT WERE AGGRAVATINGLY UNBEATABLE, GIVE ME THE CONFUSING ASS BLACK CONCRETE STRUCTURES THAT WENT BASICALLY FUCKING NOWHERE!!!!!! I'LL TAKE IT ALL IF IT MEANS I GET A FRENCH MAN AND A GUY FROM LUXEMBOURG AND A WOMAN FROM SOUTH KOREA SHOOTING THE SHIT IN A MINECRAFT PIT STARTER HOUSE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! I'LL TAKE IT IF I GET BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE AND FRENCH AND ENGLISH AND SPANISH SITTING AT A FUCKING TABLE IN A SECRET UNDERGROUND MEETING ROOM THEORIZING ABOUT A MINECRAFT CHARACTER WITH AN APPEARANCE BASED ON A JOKE ABOUT A GUY'S DOG BEING AN AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[updatingranboo]

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[oooocleo]

work continues...💼 i gotta open new slots for these soon tm

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[wolveswithblackpearls]

Halloween Masterpost

EXO

Suho - Ghost, Grim Reaper, Devil

Chen - Siren, Rejected Vampire

Baekhyun - Dark Elf

Tao - Warlock

Chanyeol - Werewolf, Soft Vampire

Luhan - Demon

Kai - Incubus

Xiumin - Kitsune, Vampire Obsession

Lay - Beserk

Sehun - Mummy, Davy Jones' Locker

D.O - Vampire

NCT

Kun - Spider

Johnny - Grim Reaper

Ten - Witch

Yuta - Beetlejuice

Xiaojun - Unicorn

Yangyang - City of the Dead

Stray Kids

Bang Chan - Coraline

Felix - (Mother) Mabuka, Witch/Hijo de la Luna

Hyunjin - Wendell & Wild

I.N - Dracula

Lee Know - Black Cat

SHINee

Minho - Lucifer

(see also: Soloists & Groupings)

Red Velvet

Seulgi - Witchy Halloween

Dreamcatcher

Siyeon - Necromancy

(G)I-DLE

Soyeon - Grim Reaper

Soloists & Groupings

IU - Banshee

Chungha - Knight

Taeyeon & Key - Bickering Vampire Parents

Huening Kai & Bahiyyih - Spirit Siblings

Seungmin & I.N - Ghost Buddies

[slavhew]

do you ever get reminded of a ship, remember a piece of fanart of it that you loved, then after a day long search realize that you just imagined it? and then try to draw it yourself?

prllb btbtt ALT VERISONS

[tiger-balm]

@ mapleleafs: "No fritter for you" - A Responsible Mints

[croquettish]

KCD Meta Masterlist

Hans-specific

Claustrophobia as a Metaphor for Hans' Feelings for Henry + Addendums [1], [2]

When Hans realized he was in love with Henry

Hans' Disillusionment with the Nobility

Hans' Relationship with Hanush

Hans and (a lack of) Agency

Hans, his inheritance, and Hanush

Hans always falls in love with Henry

Hans defies society's expectations around pets for Henry

Hans thinks of himself as unworthy of Henry

Hans' gift-giving love language

The love language Hans values most: acts of service

Karolina (the second) doesn't exist

Hans and self-hatred

Is Hans jealous of Rosa if Henry sleeps with her?

Would Hans be jealous of Theresa?

Hans turning down a threesome with Henry

Hans never stops thinking of them as a unit even in divorce era

Hans swapping societal roles with Henry

Hans thinking Godwin figured him out

Hans and performativity

Hans : Rosa comparison

Comphet Hans isn't a biphobic interpretation + Addendum

Hans as touch-starved

Was Hans trying to find Mutt for Henry?

Henry-specific

When Henry realized he had feelings for Hans

Why does Henry fall in love with Hans?

Henry canonically ruined Hans' chances with Karolina

Why Henry is blind to all gay couples except Isterik

Henry is terrified of gentleness

Hans is acceptance for Henry

Henry's prior knowledge of Jitka

Henry and legitimization

Why Henry pulls away at first

More meta on Henry pulling away

Henry : Hans : Jitka : Heinrich :: Martin : Henry's Mom : Radzig : Henry

Henry as the protector amidst trauma

Henry and his relationship with morality and revenge

Hansry-specific

Why Hans kissing Henry first matters

Hansry going to the holy land together

Hansry prophecy dog is real

Hansry nodding at each other for consent mid-sex

The "Missing" Engagement Conversation

The gay poetry book (in French)

What would be the best outcome for Hansry? [1], [2], [3]

Maleshov devnotes

Other ships and characters

Thoughts on Jamuel [1], [2], [3], [4], [5]

Proof that Jamuel is (most likely) canon

Sam's relationship with his grandfather

Hansry : Jadder comparison [1], [2]

More on Jadder

Hansry : Jamuel comparison

John's relationship with Jobst

Is John a bad spy?

An unnecessarily long analysis of what Sam's life might have been like (through a historical lens)

What prompts the shift in Kubyenka and Sam's relationship?

More on Jamuel's shared rings and John's boots

Why doesn't canon acknowledge the Isterik : Hansry parallel?

Isterik Devnotes

Jadder Devnotes

Miscellany

Sexuality, Acceptability, Risk, and Medieval Bohemia

How accurate are the game's bathhouses?

Medieval gender-nonconformity

Medieval lesbians

Medieval Catholicism vs. Modern-day American Protestantism

Jan Hus on sodomy

What might KCD3 be about? [1], [2], [3], [4], [5]

Could KCD3 give us a second chance to get with Hans? What would that take?

[mgu-h]

Arriving on mopeds? Must be the Monaco Grand Prix 🏍️