#alien dookie

[wscarter]

the unbridled joy of finding an alien taking a shit at 2am

[neomustdiexo]

sry for theshit quality blehh:P

finished these a while ago n forgot to post them bcuz i got insecure kinda

whatever uh ya ok thx

[newvegascowboy]

Every discussion we've had at the dinner table for the last week has dissolved into star wars debate. It hasn't been helped by my dad buying novelty chop sticks in the shape of lightsabers that light up

[suiana]

Yandere suiana when?

(what kind of Yandere would suiana be?)

(@rizua is this you) (anywya heres your commission or whatever...) (@wrintur @yandere-yearnings @moyazaika @cumtastiics special shoutout😍🥰)

"oh... oh dear..."

the girl mutter, taking a step back as a shaky hand covers her mouth.

"no way... is this..."

she gulps.

"heaven?"

yes, because how could all her favourite people be in one place?!

"y/n... dar... genie... rizua... cumtastiics... wrintur.... omg..."

the writer lets out a shaky exhale, cheeks tinted pink as she takes in the group of people in front of her, seating on the couch. her heartbeat is erratic, hands shaky as she tries to control her excitement.

"yes, it is i,"

rizua speaks up, a smirk on her face as she stares right into suiana's soul. it was like the alpha was finally being put in place by the real alpha, the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖙 if you will.

"suiana, we've seen the way you react to us. we see how you shake in your pantaloons, eyes wide and cheeks all red at the mere mention of our names."

tumblr user yandere_yearnings huffs, posing dramatically like a jojo™️ character.

"yes suiana ur so sigma 😍 we r all yandare you too 😳 i am suianas #1 lover😘😘😘"

"oh em gee... thank you cumtastics, gulps. i love you too..."

yandere suiana looks over, immediately getting bombarded by love confessions left and right

"suiana pookie dookie i sarang you❤️"

"thank you wrintur baeb...❤️"

"suiana i will share my kangaroo with you, we can eat vegemite and fairy bread together..."

"saur true mate"

suiana finally pauses, looking over at the person she holds dearest in her heart. her precious sinner. her one and only.

"y/n..."

"suiana..."

the two stare into each others eyes, a pregnant silence filling the air before they start making out and a rainbow sprouts behind them. everything is well, luka from alien stage is pregnant, sephiroth is oiled up and in my bed, and gojo satoru from hit anime j=lobotomy kaisen is alive.

[bokunoheros]

ཐིཋྀ KINKTOBER - day 12 squirting : shouta aizawa/eraserhead

warnings : afab reader, reader and aizawa are married, y’all have a cat, pussy slapping (pun probably intended), this is doo-doo dog shit, like this actually sucks, doo doo fart ass, dookie, poo poo fart, smegma, this fic reads like what sharting yourself feels like, this fic smells like the family bathroom at walmart, we’re fucking twelve (not literally), don’t expect anything else genuinely, butt, pretend this was never posted, PLEASE, day 12 is NOT REAL, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON— MR PRESIDENT GET DOW— bill gates did it, bill cypher is canon, squirting, fingering idk, eating ass, butthole rimming, 2024 election, ellen digestive did 9/11, Trump x Biden, 9/11, hilary emails included, proof of aliens existence, video footage of the area 51 raid, UFOs, alien butt sex, wrong usage of condoms, anal probing, biological dna harboring, sickle cell anemia, KLANCE is canon, Steven universe, major character death, gem fusions, love children, feel like cinderella naega byeonhae, NETFLIX ORIGIONAL, only on Hulu, Elsa x Jackfrost smut, playdough, me x YOU, tiana x nanami au, your mom x me, sarcamouche x kazuha, xiao x venti, improper use of crack cocaine, making herion, mentions of drug mules, dead dove: do eat, improper use of magic, meth making, cocaine balloons bursting, Harry Potter x Snape, hermoine x the whomping willow, herobrine x steve, unfortunate uses of pixels, bakudeku slime, hnnng harder daddy, mmhppgh— yeah yeah right there, cum consumption, cumflation, feeder fetish, oh yeah, koolaid man x me, very improper use of koolaid packets, nickacaco avocado weight loss journey, apology videos (tears included), , banjos, jake paul dcead body in forest footage (NOT CLICKBAIT), live leak posts, webtoon origional, anal stretching, did you know the human anus can stretch to the size of a raccoon?, now you know that, and also, the sun will explode June 17th, 3028, character flaws, bodily anatomy, your balls will explode on october 21st at 7:99am, my gleeby deeby ass, futurama, Micheal Angelo, improper use of abortions, medical surgery on a grape, plastic surgery, baby killing, tampon usage, description of endangered animal poaching, Mario Kart, tuberculosis, ima get it donnnne oh aye oh aye oh, butt stuff, dazai x chuuya, atsushi x akutagawa, mpreg, mad cow disease, omegaverse, ranpo x me, Dream SMP, matpat x scott cowthan, michael afton x freddy fazbear, aggressive typing, bath salts, bath salt inhalation, whippets, galaxy gas, all might is a bottom, skinny men, carrington x shigaraki, anorexia anorexia anorexia, afo x nana shimura, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, TW gun law debates, tenko x mon, Amazon delivery, school shootings, talk of gun laws, bad dragon toys, silicon, aoyama belly button leaking, lego ninjago r34, ninja turtles r34, bloody mary r34, kamala harris r34, tenya iida x tensei iida, jesus x judas, luigi x bowser, sonic and shadow makeout sesh, i fuck your dad, suck his dick reallll nice, penis sounding with dirty twig, orgasm denial, overstimulation, xenotransplants, oviposition, diaper Taco Bell, people die, revival, dark magic, ecoterrorism, global warming, chemical warfare, wanda x the winter soldier, haruhi x tamaki suoh, cosmo x wanda, comicon, bronies, pegasisters, mentions of twilight sparkle dying, twiilight sparkle x mordecai, air planes, shootings stars, night skies, NLE Choppa, we could really use a wish bro, TuPac is back, floppa carts: plompy haze, death of a platform known as tumblr, twitter referred to as X, elon musk creates sex robot that specializes in butthole sex, Tesla sex robot, androids that FUCK, necrophilia, android phone usage, pheromones, premonitions and words of Jesus, divine intution, potion making, heavenly visions, satan, satanic visions, the heavenly principles, celestia is above mondstadt, spiritual healing, veganism, white washing, canon hispanic hanta sero, futanari, blasian mina ashido, bovine spongiforms, Tenya Iida virginity loss, bakugo is a fucking faggot, handjobs, footjobs, peaceful protests, the government is controlling you through vaccines, asian fishing,

vaccines might cause autism, freshwater fishing, they will, xenophobia, hentai hucows, incest, usage of slurs, starbucks coffee, lizards run the world, obama might be a lizard, inappropriate use of baby oil, gojo x getou, day twelve never existed and it was all a lie.

word count : 420k words and 69 pages

🐙 note : we are not locked in we are as loose as a ran through sorority president

🦊 note : i am. i have no words. idek what happened. we ran out of time so we went with the option we thought might make people giggle (no we didnt we did this bullshit for ourselves)(your regularly scheduled content will resume tmr!)

🪲 note : i ain’t fucking sorry

you adored your husband—shouta aizawa—so much so, that you were his dedicated housewife. he made plenty of money as a pro hero and… enough… as a teacher, so that left you to take care of the house and your shared cat. though when he did come home he was way different than he was at work, usually at work he was all nonchalant and cold but at home he was sweet and caring, sometimes even a bit rough. his students would definitely describe him as laid back and uninterested, yet when you were around they were in awe of his personality shift.

[miss-dollette]

I definitely believe Simon would be the type of guy to go on YouTube and connect it the TV just to watch those “Top 10 times aliens were spotted on Earth” videos or just those guys in the woods who build mansions out of mud and sticks.

You can’t convince me this man doesn’t watch River Monsters, and tells his s/o about that one time he had to swim in the Amazon River when he was on a mission. Don’t ever bring up that show in their presence when Soaps around ‘cause they’ll talk your ears off about some mission involving water.

I KNOW he had the worst pink eye after keeping his eyes open in that dookie ass water

[emeraldspiral]

Imagine if instead of creating Clembrane to replace Dib's dad Zim cloned Dib himself to try to replace him with a harmless fake while he kept the real Dib trapped in his lab where no one would look for him. Kinda like the comic where GIR replaced Dib. Where Zim programmed Clembrane to make pudding and ground Dib, Zim has programmed Clib to act like he and Zim have buried the hatchet and become best friends. Dib is forced to watch on the video screens in Zim's lab as Clib goes to skool in his place and spends all day telling everyone that Zim is super cool and definitely not an alien and he was a dookie-brained dirt monkey for ever thinking so. Zim sends Clib home to Dib's house in his place and Dib has to watch his dad totally accept Clib as his real son without out an ounce of suspicion and even praise him for saying what he wants to hear about giving up on the paranormal. Gaz sees what's going on but just doesn't care. Clib invites Zim into the house so he can tear apart Dib's room, destroy his evidence, and put some evil alien science doohickey on Membrane's latest invention.

Of course, as you'd expect, inevitably that Dib DNA proves just too strong for Zim's programming and he starts behaving more like the real Dib. He randomly starts throwing insults into the mix when he's supposed to be singing Zim's praises, acts like he's giving him a friendly pat on the back but then pushes him into traffic, and deliberately fucks up and sabotages Zim's latest evil scheme he was supposed to help with. Eventually, Clib breaks completely free of Zim's influence and rushes to the lab to liberate the real Dib.

At first Dib and Clib are a little unsure how to feel about the situation. How are the two meant to both exist at once? What do they tell their dad? Will he accept both of them? Maybe he will, and that'd be kind of awesome. It'd be like having a twin brother, except it's another him, which means they like the same things and think the same way, so they'll always get along. But just as the two of them start getting excited about finally having someone in their life who gets them and who they can share their passion for the paranormal with, Clib deteriorates into a puddle of goo, due to being an unstable creation. Zim shrugs, "Oh well." Dib is devastated. He slunks out of Zim's house. Zim cluelessly asks if they're still on for some activity he and Clib promised to do together later. Dib chucks an object at Zim's head. The final, incredibly disturbing gag of the episode is GIR licking Clib's remains off the floor.

[astro-can-write]

Hi hiiii, back again to req some head cannons with the Pretty Setter Squad ™ and their ways of showing affection? I.e. love languages, pet names, etc. 🫶🫶🫶

PLEASE AND THANK YOU POOKIE!!!😻😻😻😻✨✨✨✨

hey pookie wookie dookie kookie bear ofc id make those hc for you

The Pretty Setter Squad includes: Tooru Oikawa (Aoba Johsai) Koushi Sugawara (Karasuno) Kenma Kozume (Nekoma) Tobio Kageyama (Karauno) Keiji Akaashi (Fukurodani)

I know setters like Atsumu and Shirabu are in it as well, but just for time purposes I won’t be including them, sry ^^

┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. ｡˚ 　　°

BOYFRIEND HEADCANONS (fem!reader)

Oikawa:

He is whipped for you.

Like, whipped whipped. Even more whipped than whipped cream.

He loves getting tiny little gifts for you, as well as cuddling literally everywhere and anywhere. He loves PDA and will not pass up the chance to kiss you.

He loves showing you off, especially to Iwaizumi. “My girlfriend is so much prettier than yours!” “I DON’T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TRASHYKAWA!” “Oops, I forgot! Ehe~”

He’s scared that you’ll leave him, just like his ex, so he tries his hardest to make you happy. 

Oh my gawd he loves kissing you

He will kiss you on your lips, on your nose, on your cheeks, even on your fucking eyebrows (unless you don’t have eyebrows but thats a bit weird)

He praises you for the littlest things, and it's all genuine. He may make it seem like a joke, but you can tell that he means everything that he says to you. 

He always texts with emoticons like (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥ and ≧◉◡◉≦. He texts you very frequently and replies almost immediately. Every morning and night, he texts you “good morning” and “good night”

He gets very jealous. Whenever his teammates come near you, he (very loudly) tells them to back off and hides you from them. He doesn’t reveal to his fangirls that you're his girlfriend, because he knows that they’re probably gonna harass you. 

He’s extremely affectionate and touchy, like I said before. He showers you with love and loves giving you piggy back rides. 

If you were fine with it, he would probably make out with you in the middle of the street without shame

He’s gotten hit in the face with a volleyball before because he was too busy admiring your face.

Pet names: baby, babe, [nickname], and he’s probably called you sexy mama before

Your guys’ first kiss was during New Years. You guys were way too tired to go to the festival, so you guys crashed at his place and watched alien/action movies all night. At one point in the movie, a kissing scene came on and Oikawa was like “Hey wanna try that” and a second later, yall were making out. ┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. ｡˚ 　　°

Sugawara:

He’s very protective and caring towards you! His mama instincts kick in and he always makes sure you’ve eaten and slept a proper amount.

He loves you to the ends of the earth. He’s aware of all your boundaries and respects you, but he also teases you a lot.

Head pats

He gives you a lot of head pats

He likes holding hands and giving tiny little pecks on the lips in public, but he won’t do anything outlandish like making out (unlike Oikawa). It's all up to you whether you want to be publicly affectionate or not. 

He listens to all your problems and gives you the best advice.

He’s pretty affectionate. He always smiles at you whenever you’re doing something, because you're just so pretty. He can never stop himself from blushing whenever you guys make eye contact.

His first priority is your happiness and comfort. He’s willing to sit with you in silence or have deep conversations about relationships.

He’s so insanely cliche, but you love that about him. He’s always finding new pickup lines and actions that make you cringe but laugh.

He texts long messages like “hi baby! Hope your having a good day <3 remember to eat your lunch and get your full eight hours of sleep! I’ll call you later so just text me if you need anything! Love you <3 - your hubby” and then you’ll probably reply with “ok”

He gets jealous really fast, but he doesn’t show it or do anything until you get uncomfortable in the situation. At that point, he would glare at whoever made you uncomfortable and drag you away. He is very scary when he’s mad, so that person would probably never come near you guys again. If you’re simply just talking to another guy, Suga snaps whatever he’s holding in his hand and he starts mumbling to himself angrily. Daichi and Asahi tease him a lot about his jealousy issue. 

Pet names: honey, baby, angel, sugarplum, sweetheart, [nickname]. 

Your guys’ first kiss was after Karasuno won against Shiratorizawa. You had specifically told him you would kiss him if he won, so right after the game ended, you ran up to him and slammed your lips onto his. All his teammates whistled and clapped (Noya and Tanaka cried tears of envy) ┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. ｡˚ 　　°

Kenma:

“She’s just my girlfriend, you guys are being overdramatic” *has an entire album with pictures of you*

He’s not a big fan of PDA, nor is he physically affectionate. He shows his love through gifts and small, short texts like “eat” or “sleep” that may not seem meaningful, but you know that it’s just his way of saying “i fucking love you and you better take care of yourself”

He’s fucking rich so he gets you whatever you want

(sugar daddy?)

He’s usually quiet, but becomes a big chatterbox once you guys start talking about games. He talks the most when he’s with you, and he loves spending time with you.

He likes it when you put your head on his lap while he’s playing games, but he gets distracted by your gorgeousness and loses his game

Like I said before, he’s not into PDA but if there’s not that many people around/there’s too many people around, he’ll hold your hand. He’s much more intimate in private and loves cuddling with you.

His kisses are very soft and short, but they make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. He pecks your lips or kisses your forehead when you're sleeping.

He’s a little awkward when it comes to deep conversations, but he always manages to say what you want to hear.

Bro could not care less if another guy started talking to you. He doesn’t get jealous easily, but he’s willing to do anything to get you out of an uncomfortable situation. ‘Anything’ ranges from “c’mon, we’re gonna be late for dinner” and dragging you away to tripping the guy and making him fall flat on his face, then running away together.

Pet names: [nickname], baby (if he’s feeling particularly perky that day)

Your guys’ first kiss was sort of forced upon by Kuroo. The stupid rooster boy was like “lol you guys should kiss if you're really dating” and you and Kenma stared at him and then at each other. There was a moment of silence, and Kenma just kinda kissed you on the cheek, and that was that. (“ON THE LIPS!” Kuroo had yelled “I MEANT ON THE LIPS!”) ┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. ｡˚ 　　°

Kageyama:

Pretty shy when you guys started dating, but he’s warmed up to you now and he loves spending time with you

He knows everything about you, from your favourite colour to your favourite type of turtles. He always buys you your favourite drink at school, and makes mental notes whenever you say that you like/dislike something.

Like Kenma, he’s not a big fan of PDA and he’s not very physically affectionate either. He’s bad with his words as well, so his love language is mostly quality time and gift giving. 

He’s rough (interpret that however you want)

He’s a pretty slow texter and he never checks his phone

At home, he’s fine with cuddles but he gets restless and wants to move after five minutes.

He doesn’t even hold your hand in public, unless there’s a lot of people around and he doesn’t want you to get lost

He’s the small spoon most of the time. I don’t know why, he just is.

You tutor him! He’s pretty stupid so you help him with his tests and stuff (unless you're stupid too.)

He’s pretty oblivious and doesn’t notice if a guy is flirting with you unless it's his teammates. When it comes to the other first years and second years, Kageyama blows a fuse when you’re hanging out with them and not him. He glares at everyone from behind you, making them all skedaddle. 

Please be understanding of his volleyball obsession, if not he might break up with you

Pet names: [nickname] (that's it. he gets embarrassed when you use pet names on him, and he never really uses pet names on you)

Your guys’ first kiss was after his game against Bluecastle (the one that Karauno won). When the game ended, you screamed so loud that everyone stared at you, and you probably lept off the stands to go give Kageyama a kiss. Hinata, Noya, and Tanaka watched with envying eyes while Yachi squealed loudly. ┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. ｡˚ 　　°

Akaashi:

This just in but this man would look so hot in a turtleneck–

Moving on

Akaashi is very sweet and very attentive. He’s literally the definition of perfection. He redefines perfection. PERFECTION WANTS TO BE HIM

He listens to all your problems and offers you very constructive feedback, not holding back to expose you if you happen to be in the wrong. But he does it in a very polite and “i’m not trying to be mean, i’m just being honest” way so you never get mad at him

He makes all the meals, cleans the house, gives you a ride wherever you want, makes the bed, and does the laundry. He is literal husband material.

He doesn’t hate or love PDA. He’s fine with little kisses, holding hands, and back hugs, but he’d rather not do anything too intimate when there’s people around. That being said, once you guys are alone, he’s willing to go all out.

CUDDLES

C U D D L E S

Please cuddle with him

His kisses can be soft and be rough. Just tell him what you want and he’ll oblige because he’s amazing like that

He doesn’t get jealous a lot. He just doesn’t feel the need to be jealous, because he has faith and trust in you. If you're uncomfortable, he’ll step in right away and tell whoever’s making you uncomfortable to back off.  

He tutors you. He also tutors Bokuto, but sometimes the latter gets too annoying, so Akaashi kicks him out and only tutors you instead.

Pet names: baby, honey, [nickname], and he’s probably called you little gremlin or something like that just to tease you

Your guys’ first kiss was on your fourth or fifth date. He asked for permission first, since he’s a gentleman like that, and he gave you the sweetest little kiss on the lips, making you practically melt into the floor. You guys happened to be at a cafe, so everybody that saw clapped and ‘awed’. ┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. ｡˚ 　　°

┊┊❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. ｡˚ 　　°

as you can tell i love akaashi

thank u for reading!

[geffenrecords]

update on my physical media collection (not including books / records ). list of everything shown in the pictures below the cut ⬇️

DVDS:

IT (1990)

it / it chapter two

ready or not

beetlejuice

glee season 1 (sorry)

glee season 2 (SORRY)

jaws

the secret of nimh

jurassic park, the lost world, jurassic park 3

the breakfast club / sixteen candles / weird science (John Hughes collection)

bill & Ted's excellent adventure / bogus journey

flatliners

the lost boys

diary of a wimpy kid

Grey's anatomy season 1 (SORRRYYY)

aliens

alien resurrection

TMNT (honestly idk why I still have this)

the outsiders

trainspotting

over the edge (matt dillon first movie)

Donnie darko

venom

Jennifer's body

jackass number 2

twilight

the karate kid

the princess diaries

fight club

star wars phantom menace, attack of the clones, and revenge of the sith

Narnia the lion the witch and the wardobe

the osbournes season 1

little miss sunshine

spiderman 1, 2, and 3

the amazing spiderman

elephant

Kung fu panda

the passion of the christ

pay it forward

original star wars trilogy

the polar express

a clockwork orange

heathers

life as a house

surfs up

scream

bowling for columbine

hackers

natural born killers

terminator 2

mysterious skin

moonrise kingdom

American idiot Greenday documentary

that was then, this is now

jackass the movie

suicide kings

the matrix

the Goldfinch

the day after tomorrow

speak

stand by me

kids

rumble fish

CDS;

the black parade (mcr)

danger days (mcr)

American idiot (green day)

21st century breakdown (green day)

in love and death (the used)

may death never stop you (mcr)

baby one more time (britney spears)

life on the murder scene dvd / cds

nevermind (nirvana)

dookie (green day)

nimrod (green day)

uno, dos, tre (green day)

nirvana greatest hits

blue weezer

selfish machines (pierce the veil)

collide with the sky (pierce the veil)

three cheers for sweet revenge (mcr)

from under the cork tree (fall out boy)

teens of denial (car seat headrest)

in utero (nirvana)

licensed to ill (beastie boys)

lost and found (mudvayne)

what it is to burn (finch)

slipknot

no strings attached (nsync)

infinity on high (fall out boy)

fallen (evanescence)

green weezer

mellon collie and the infinite sadness (smashing pumpkins)

Tallahassee (the mountian goats)

bleach (nirvana)

in the areoplane over the sea (neutral milk hotel)

the downward spiral (nin)

facelift (alice in chains)

placebo

smash (offspring)

dirt (alice in chains)

peace sells but whos buying ? (megadeth)

garage days (metallica)

folie a deux (fall out boy)

devil put dinosaurs here (alice in chains)

spit (kittie)

alice in chains

incesticide (nirvana)

hot fuss (the killers)

load (metallica)

american beauty / american psycho (fall out boy)

among the living (anthrax)

oops i did it agian (britney spears)

viva la cobra (cobra starship)

almost here (the academy is...)

kill em all (metallica)

and justice for all (metallica)

lets knife (shonen knife)

lithium single (nirvana)

ride the lightning (metallica)

homemade bullets cd my dad made for me for christmas using scans he found online :)

nirvana unplugged

killings my business (megadeth)

enema of the state (blink182)

take off your pants and jacket (blink182)

pretty hate machine (nin)

screaming for vengeance (judas priest)

fabulous disaster (exodus)

let go (avril lavigne)

hidden treasures (megadeth)

dude ranch (blink182)

there be squabbles ahead (stolen babies)

master of puppets (metallica)

the black album (metallica)

twilight soundtrack

neighborhoods (blink182)

south of heaven (slayer)

blink-182

angst (kmfdm)

adios (kmfdm)

nevermind the bollocks, heres the sex pistols (sex pistols)

hybrid theory (linkin park)

the lion and the cobra (sinead o connor)

seasons in the abyss (slayer)

reign in blood (slayer)

meteroa (linkin park)

anything is (my bloody valentine)

CASSETTE TAPES:

pearl harbor attack story

music from hungary

so far so good so what (megadeth)

the four seasons (vivaldi)

concerti (vivaldi)

hangin' tough (new kids on the block)

tchaikovsky / liszt paino concertos

bach flute sonata

mozart symphonies

cats musical

days of future passed (the moody blues)

60s surf hits

doomsday for the deciever (flotsam and jetsam)

st elmos fire soundtrack

phantom of the opera highlights

defenders of the faith (judas priest)

VHS:

a year and a half in the life of metallica (original 80s tape from my dad!)

cliff em all (also original 80s tape from my dad )

walking with dinosaurs bbc

dead poets society

the lost boys

flatliners

family values 1998 tour (korn, limp bizkit, ice cube, rammstien, orgy)

attack of the clones

aliens

the terminator

hackers

not pictured are my books (way too many and way too unorganized to actually take pictures of), and my records. im not big into record collecting but i do have;

life on the murder scene soundtrack

three cheers for sweet revenge

the black parade is dead!

kill em all

master of puppets

[catmaraudersfan]

Ran across this cute animatic on YouTube called "the babysitter's an alien" and listening to the full song of "the babysitter's a vampire" by Fred and came up with the most adorable idea ever:

When Dib was six and Gaz was five, they had a babysitter for a week. (Membrane was inventing the hover screen thing so he could be at work and watch his kids) Zim had crash-landed (got this idea from the animatic "Tiny Alien" where Zim crashes to Earth when Dib was a child) and decided to see what this species' Smeets are like and accepted the babysitting job. (Zim at this time is eleven or twelve in Human years. 💖 I headcanon that when they met when Dib was ten, {by the way, I was shocked to learn that. 😮 I thought they met when Dib was twelve!} ZIM was fifteen.) Long story short, Zim was amused that this young Smeet feared him so much and fascinated by how observant he was. So, as a treat on his last day on this planet, he briefly slipped off his disguise, making sure no one but the Dib-Smeet was watching, and bowed playfully. The results were amusing and adorable. The Smeet started freaking out and yelling to his Parental Unit that the alien just took off his disguise! After Zim was a few blocks away, he hacked into the house's cameras. The Smeet was excitedly explaining about how "the babysitter's an ALIEN" and how amazing his real look was. The younger Smeet, Gaz, asked that she "thought you were scared of him". Dib responded "YEAH, but he was SO COOL too!!". Needless to say, Zim was a little bit charmed by the young Smeet. Years later, when Dib finds out who the "scary, cool, and mysterious alien babysitter" had been he was mortified. Zim was torn between feeling charmed, even all these years later, that the Dib-creature remembered him and teasing the dookie out of his Human ...... Zim did both.

[art-o-bart-o]

I always found the whole "Koji is sexist because it was a different time back then" silly a bit. Like I get it, I'm glad things have progressed, but Duke was in the same time as Koji and has never been sexist or misogynistic..I think Kouji was just a projection of the writers/or he's just an asshole. I read the reason why people loved Grendizer but it wasn't that big was not because Mazinger was the first, but because it was "progressive for its time", that's what I remember from one person's blog who did a deep analysis on the show.

Duke is so much mature than Kouji, Tetsuya, and Ryoma, he never makes sex jokes and doesn't belittle anyone and is strongly against violence at times. He gets confused a lot but he is more human than anyone, and he's an alien. Love you Dookie /lovingly

[anonymoosen]

ZIMPAI SHIZPOST STORY PART 2!!

(UNFORTUNATELY, IM BURNING ALL OF UR EYES AND AM MAKING A SECOND PART! HOPE YALL DONT DIE-)

About to yell the same thing to Zim-kun again, Dib hesitated and took a step back.

Sparkling tears fell from Dibby-chan’s glowing anime eyes, and they gradually started to darken as this was of course, an exaggerated overly dramatic anime scene. (SORRY ANIME LOVERS, FOR SPOILING UR LOVE FOR ANIME WITH THIS THING)

The stinky dookie brained alien love interest suddenly noticed the big headed boy’s waterfall of tears and stepped closer to him. The latter gave out a small cute gazp, hoping for an adorable cliché romantic scene to happen.

When Zimpai was only a few inches away from Dib-chan’s face he leaned even closer and placed his super buff anime finger below Dib’s chin and whispered…

“Dib-chan,” he continued, “I…”

Dib’s heart began to go DOKI DOKI- I mean it began to pound loudly against his rib cage, feeling like it was about to burst out for Zim to steal once again… (no like actually, Zim literally stole Dib’s heart after deciding that stealing his lungs wasn’t enough)

The green boy’s lips was so close to Dib’s…

…until it moved away, over to Dib’s ear.

I mean it’s not a kiss, but it’s good enough I guess….?? Is he gonna confess his love to me?! OMGOMGOMG IM SOO GONNA ANIME FANGIRL OVER THIS- wait where did that come from?? Anyway…could this be it?! D-did my stupid idiotic alien Zimpai….finally notice me…?! Dib thought to himself while trying to suppress the dorky fanboying squeals he wanted to make.

The silence between the boys finally broke when Zim-kun lovingly whispered in his deep buff manly voice,

“…peepee,”

Dib blinked in confusion.

“…You mean our old class hamster?”

Zim grinned from ear to ear and cackled maniacally, “PEEPEEPOOPOOOOO!!!”

Dib-chan started to hyperventilate and turn his back on Zim dramatically. Small silhouettes of leaves started to blow past them and Zim began to randomly grow handsome eyebrows…

In between sobs, Dib sniffled…

“Is that how you really feel, Zim-kun?”

TO BEEEEE CONTINUEUEDD- (Unfortunately)

PART 1

PART 3

[asexual-spongebob]

Okay so um. I wrote my fic as a “Today I fucked up” / TIFU post. If haven’t read my fic and don’t want spoilers then I don’t recommend looking at this post lol.

anyway here it is. It’s a in Gaz’s pov.

and also here’s what everyone’s nicknamed here.

Dib = Dookie

Tak = TicTac

Zim = Scumbag

And Keef = Ginger

TIFU by telling my brother to get swept away by a current.

So I (MtF, she/her, 11) just got into an argument with my brother… (FtM, he/they, 12.) tonight.

So me and my girlfriend (MtF, she/mew, 12) were just chilling behind the dumpster at the local convince store. Everything was fine, until she left. And then my older brother, who I’ll call Dookie showed up.

He was FUMING at me for hanging out with my girlfriend, who I’ll refer to as TicTac. As, she’s an alien and tried to destroy earth at one point. (But no longer as the desire to do so.)

He got mad at me for hanging out with her bc of that. But here’s the thing, his boyfriend (???, he/it/xe, 12.), who I’ll call Scumbag is also an alien and has tried to destroy the earth several times.

So, I called Dookie out on their bullshit. And then we just started insulting each other. And it got really out of hand.

So, eventually dookie just finally told me that they were done and were headed to the beach. So I told them that they were a son of a bitch and that I hoped they’d get swept away by a current.

And they did.

I felt terrible about it so I went to go apologize to them and I tried to save him from being swept away but I couldn’t pull him out of the current.

I then headed home and ran into Dookie and Scumbag’s friend, who I’ll call Ginger (he/they, 12), told me that Dookie told him to tell me that I’m a fucking bitch. (Or, in his words, a fricking betch.)

And I was like “Yeah.. Ik. Im a horrible sister.” And gave him context. They said “Betch what the frick?” Before we both headed home.

Yeah… now I’m sobbing in my bed… Scumbag is now very depressed and I’m scared of how my parents will react….

[geekcat]

Gaz/Tenn Propaganda

With the Invader Zim Rarepair Tournament coming up, this seems like the perfect time to put out some propaganda for one ship that speaks to me: Gaz/Tann (or GaTR/alt GATR)! ( @iz-rarepair-tournament)

Now, normally this is only seen as part of the Gaz/Tak/Tenn throuple (as far as I can tell, at least), which, don't get me wrong, is a great underrated ship. But right now, we're focusing on just pairs, so I'd like to focus on why the Gaz/Tenn pairing could work, even if these characters haven't interacted before!

Cue the raw rambling:

According to one line of "The Dookie Loop Horror", Tenn holds the high score in an alien DDR game. This implies she, like Gaz, enjoys gaming and gives them something in common.

Of course, maybe the exact genres of games they enjoy most don't perfectly intersect, but that just makes it more interesting! The two of them can explore exactly what games they both like, and both get to expand their usual game libraries by trying what the other favors.

Picture: the two of them tearing through levels of a shooter together, cackling as they carve paths of destruction in their wake.

Now picture: them cuddling up to each other on the couch, quietly playing something more relaxed like Animal Crossing.

(Side note: imagine them working to create their own game that mixes the sorts of games they like most. Some mix of fighting game, rhythm game, and roguelike, perhaps...)

After the...incident on Meekrob, I imagine Tenn has a little bit of trauma surrounding SIR units, or even robots in general. Just imagine her initial nervousness around Gaz's security robots...only to feel reassured when Gaz programs them to not respond to her, a sign of trust...Tenn slowly getting exposure therapy due to Gaz's hobbies...maybe she won't feel completely safe around SIRs, but she can reach a point where being near them doesn't turn her into a shaking mess.

Also, based on her panicking reaction and trying to get help during said incident, that might be her default reaction if something goes wrong. Gaz, on the other hand—would totally be willing to get mad on her behalf if something happens. Tenn thinks it's sweet when Gaz promises brutal revenge on those who wronged her. It's so terrifyingly beautiful.

Of course, we can't forget Tenn is still a trained Invader. She could give Gaz tips on how to fight using her unnatural strength as efficiently as possible, they could spar without too much fear of injuring the other (they're both pretty durable), they can use Tenn's advanced technology and Gaz's skills to build things to strike fear into others...

One scenario that works if Gaz dates any Irken: Dib freaking out that his sister is dating an "alien menace" and trying to be a protective older brother.

But, with Gaz dating Tenn specifically, there's another element to it. Tenn looking similar to Zim (Dib's greatest (possibly ex)-enemy) would be even more likely to cause Dib to freak out over her dating his sister. Maybe enough to give him an aneurysm.

Anyway. A lot of Tenn's character is up to interpretation (due to her few appearances), but that just means there's a lot of potential ideas/stories there! And I think her being with Gaz opens up a few interesting ideas.

[random-iz-stuff]

Invader Zim Deathmatch:

ROUND 2, FIGHT 3:

DIB VS SIZZ-LORR!

Rules are as follows:

1. We’re assuming that both participants actively want and are willing to kill each other unless actively specified otherwise (for example: Chammy Wamboo).

2. The fight must be one on one so no outside help is allowed, but prep time is allowed.

3. The rule for prep time is that if one contestant gets prep time, the other contestant gets an equal amount of prep time as well.

[Masterpost]

Information about both contestants (who they are, powers and abilities, etc) can be found under the cut.

Contestant Stats:

Dib:

“Agent Mothman in the flesh”

Appearances:

As a main character, Dib appears in so many places that I’m not even going to mention them

Powers and abilities:

Enhanced strength (Dib shows various feats of superhuman strength throughout the series, like smashing through a wall for example (possibly because he’s a clone that’s been genetically modified))

Enhanced agility and stamina (Dib also shows various feats of superhuman agility, stamina and acrobatic skills throughout the series (once again possibly because he’s a clone that’s been genetically modified))

Enabled Durability (Dib consistently shows throughout the series that he’s remarkably durable, surviving getting blown up, thrown through walls, etc (Try to guess why that may be))

Intelligence (Dib is one of the smartest humans in the show, being able to see through Zim’s disguise. He’s cunning, crafty, able to find and capitalize of his opponent’s weaknesses and while he isn’t nearly as smart as an Irken in terms of things like technology, Dib has shown himself to be able to modify and use pre-existing alien tech for his own purposes and knows how to make his own devices from scratch)

Supernatural knowledge (Dib is extremely knowledgeable on all things supernatural and has successfully used at least two magic devices (a Spelldrive in Gaz; Taster Of Pork and a (faulty) Freezing Talisman in one of the unfinished episodes, showing that he generally knows how to operate them)

Equipment (Dib uses a lot of different tools to his advantage. Alien Sleep Cuffs, X-ray goggles, devices he built himself like the water balloon catapult, tracking and hacking devices, stealth equipment, etc)

[Weakness] Prep Time Dependent (Dib doesn’t just keep his equipment with him at all times, and a lot of his strengths come from prior experience with whatever he’s fighting. This means that every time he needs new equipment, magic devices, weaknesses to exploit, etc, he needs prep time to acquire/make the necessary equipment or discover weaknesses in his enemy. This competition allows prep time, but keep in mind that if one contestant gets prep time, the other also gets an equal amount of prep time)

Fun Fact:

When the show was first being made, Nickelodeon executives wanted to cut Dib from the show because they didn’t think he was funny or interesting enough. To avoid this, Jhonen Vasquez started a project called God Save the Dib, which modified Dib’s design to be more interesting. This project is actually where the “Dib’s Head Being Big” gag came from.

Sizz-Lorr:

“Frylord of Foodcourtia”

Appearances:

Sizz-Lorr appears in the episode “The Frycook What Came From All That Space” and has a cameo appearance in “Dookie Loop Horror”

Powers and abilities:

Irken physiology (can lift over 3 times their body weight and is extremely durable)

Large Size (Irkens can lift over three times their body weight. Sizz-Lorr is way bigger and therefore heavier than most other Irkens, so he can lift WAY more as well)

Extreme agility (Sizz-Lorr is extremely agile, leaping from moving cab to moving cab in his race to catch Zim)

PAK (PAK legs, PAK lasers, shield generator, all the things an Irken PAK can do)

Jet-PAK (Sizz-Lorr’s PAK contains a unique jetpack function that is powerful enough to fully fly in the atmosphere of a planet)

Shock Spear (Sizz-Lorr owns and is seen using a giant spatula with all the same abilities and features as a shock spear, so for all intents and purposes it’s the same thing. Sizz-Lorr’s Shock Spatula is capable of discharging energy to attack things, and is strong enough to cut through the hull of a small spaceship)

Fun Fact:

According to the wiki, Sizz-Lorr’s name is a reference to the Sizzler restaurant chain.

[refriedrambles]

Okay! Note for Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff

The voot changes size between shots, but it's definitely bigger then it's normally portrayed in general

GIR does love his animals

And back to the yelling

"Cows are my friends," whispering into Zim's ear like a little creep. "I don't like you." Coming in hard here Zim.

Operation Dookie isn't a bad plan, but I like how Zim's not realizing or upset about his name being synonymous with shit

Ooo a glimpse into GIR's head. Dancing weenies. How much of this is tv poisoning his brain and how much of this is being wired different

Okay so Zim's quite literally covered in shit on the way back I can get why he's so pissed, but he's keeping it mostly together

Did Zim make the behavioral modulator? Is it based off an existing piece of equipment?

"No more distractions GIR. Attack the human! This time on a dangerously high setting" Like lethal force or is this behavior modulator potentially damaging to GIR at the setting it's on now? Zim? Zim???

He keeps up the duties even after being forced into duty mode. Which is an interesting bit only because he always snaps out of duty mood when doing random shit. He can't shift gears here and I think that's what the eye twitch is about at the end of this scene. That energy's still building up and he can't effectively release it

Even in duty mood he's keeping up the yays and shit. He's being force to be serious and profession and he's still struggling

Zim's so excited when he thinks he fixed GIR and just loses all momentum.

Oh Squid Cop my favorite background human (Squid Cop for best henchmen 2023!)

GIR has so much info on humanity, he probably would have told Zim that was a cop car in his normal mode and still chased after it (with less damage in the process)

Zim is no longer keeping it together

Throws cop to the ground tied up in his own seat belt, "I have captured the enemy for meat testing. Praise me! PRAISE ME!!!" posing the entire time. He is copying Zim's behaviors here

Squid Cop point out aliens and begging for his life in the most cliche, but also some how funny way. "Please! I have a house and children and pets and a toilet- toilet children."

"Make silence now human." is a perfect line and no one can convince me otherwise

Zim experimenting on random children in his free time checks out. Why the happiness centers of his brain specifically? No one, but Nick will know

"With all due respect, you must know the SIR unit code enables freewill in the event that the mission is threatened. This police human was a threat." Very very interesting line here but dude this whole interaction is great.

"You dare tell ME what I already know?!" "Did you know that?" Zim's gonna popped a blood vessel and just lashes out with "Your legs are stupid!" cause he still thinks GIR isn't gonna get it if he tries to explain that yes in fact he did know that

This is all ignoring the fact that said police human would not have been a threat if Zim hadn't ordered GIR to check out the noise or if GIR had put on his disguise before he jumped outside

Duty mode GIR is still just as defective as before

Look the problem in this episode is even after Zim traps GIR in a state of focus that is highly stressful for the bot continues to treat him like he's stupid and he isn't really to begins with. Normally he'd be able to move on let the insults and slights slide off of him, but now. Now he's forced to focus on them. Let them linger in his head because his programming is forcing him to. Especially given who's saying it. He goes into duty mode when he's given orders. Zim's words carry a lot of weight for the bot even if he might not want them too

Zim's probably heard all this shit thrown at him countless times, it's his norm, he knows how to cope. GIR does not

You just don't like him my guy. He's not wrong that switching this guy's brain is in fact a huge waste of time, but he IS being more of a dick then usual

Like GIR's fighting himself on calling Zim here sir and I definitely think it's more because of how he's being treated then what Zim's actually doing. GIR gathering intel from broadcasts isn't even a bad idea even if he was actually functional. In his normal state it kinda good idea, it keeps GIR occupied and away from what Zim might be working on. But like its also why he knows way more about earth and humans then Zim does. It's what typically works the best

GIR's "purpose" and him feeling like his potential is being wasted, who's that remind me of?

I feel like I've done notes on this episode before and came to a very strong (to me at least) conclusion, that I'm now very bias towards and that is likely tainting this batch of notes. But oh well

BUT LIKE AM I WRONG THO??? His threat assessment is off, he's running into things without necessarily thinking them thru (to the extent that the one thing he consistently remembers in his normal state, the dog suit, is completely forgotten), he needs praise, HE DEMANDS PRAISE, he's using the same insult Zim threw at him, everything is about the mission! But nothing is REALLY about the mission. There's this need to prove himself worthy of existence and Zim's attempts to alter and change GIR likely isn't that different to the robot to the threat of deletion. Something as flawed as Zim thinking GIR is broken must mean something is seriously wrong, right? The blow up, the frustration, and turning on Zim? That's self preservation. I don't think GIR hates Zim anymore then Zim hates GIR in this. And I don't believe Zim hates GIR, he might view him as a nuisance, or an obstacle, or even a test, but he could simply just shut the robot down. You know, if he did hate him

Zim is soft underneath everything. Specifically towards his minions, but he doesn't know how to treat them, because no one's treated him right

GIR's fear is being expressed as frustration and rage in the same way Zim typically presents his if he can help it. But there is absolutely some resentment towards Zim from how he's being treated too

I'm going in circles here

This is a stupidly high tech library

"I'm sorry, you have two disks overdue. We'll have to confiscate your retinas." The most annoyingly pretentious laugh leading into a "hmmn" as GIR beats down the door. Lady's got the biggest smile the whole time. Love this line

Her. Unhinged legend. She just goes with it.

This show is perfect. And I especially love the minor characters in this episode

Poor Squid Cop and his existential crisis. (Squid Cop for best henchmen 2023!)

Zim is just like 'I'm a cop now. No one can stop me.' Then immediately 'wtf happened here?!'

GIR is curious to begin with combined with the mission directive and his copying of Zim's behaviors, none of this is a surprise. I really like that he's still using Zim verbiage.

Squid cop just immediately trying to help Zim when he's asked is wonderful

You can't just curse snacks Zim! It goes against everything the Tallest stand for!

WHO SAVED THE DAY?! WHO STOPPED ZIM FROM BEING VIOLENTLY MURDERED BY GIR?! HMMM?! HMMMMMMMMM?!!?!?! (shaking you wildly)

But I do think when GIR says he didn't like being Zim's servant he meant that at least in the moment. Mostly from the stuff he experience while stuck in duty mode, but likely from some stuff before that too. Zim doesn't treat GIR right. I know. He knows too, to some extent, he typically backs off if there are tears because that's how he knows he went too far. But I also think Duty mode was forcing GIR to focus on the negatives, the imperatives and the mission directives. The only fulfillment his code was allowing was that which aligned with his "purpose".

We were robbed of the galactic space battle with Squid Cop. (Squid Cop for best henchmen 2023!) It's truly a crushing blow for humanity. I sob at night thinking of what could have been...

Idk man these are rough notes. A little more polished then normal, but I still haven't really put my thoughts together

Zim keeps his word more often then I'd really expect him to

And I love how Squid Cop turns purple

bye