#alien cookies

[fairyth0ts]

who’s blowing down w you in your dream sesh ?

[idontcaboose]

Haunted car au, pt 6

The next part is fighting me a bit, so I will just post this one for now.

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Duke reeeaalllyyy does not get paid enough for this.

Good news, he was able to get the names of the dealers and suppliers and also narrowed down the places of interest to three warehouses. All he had to do was drop that info onto the server for the night crew, and that was that, not his problem anymore.

Bad news, the car is becoming his problem.

When Duke entered the cave, he could see the wheels turning, and not in a sick burnout way Jason does anytime he gets behind the wheel, they were just turning left and right. Then to add more insult to Duke's attempt at ignoring it, the car opened its driver door in what may have been a mockery of a greeting. Honestly, Duke could have also ignored that but then it seemed to fucking Panic and set off its own alarms and proceed to flail all the doors open and reverse to the point that the back wheels made it off the platform and into the gutter that runs though the cave. If Duke was a betting man, and he was, he would bet that whatever possessed or replaced the Batmobile was so incompetent that he had to worry more about Its safety from the Batfam. Whether that was protection from arrest or adoption is still up in the air.

Either way, this is becoming Duke's problem. He is really not paid enough for this. Time to calm down a sentient car.

“Hey, car buddy? You ok?”

Duke wasn't sure what he was expecting when he was talking to a car of all things, but absolute silence wasn’t it. Was this thing going to try to play car now? After everything that just happened? Duke slowly walked up to the driver's side door and looked in for the green blob person, only to see them in the back seat sprawled out. Duke tried to not think too hard while putting the car back in its spot, but the list of facts he has so far kept ticking.

1. The Batmobile has a new passenger or has been replaced

2. The thing/person is not good at hiding, so probably not a villain plot

2a. If it is a villain plot, they got the absolutely wrong person to do it

2aa. Possible meta forced to spy?

3. The person just freaked out so hard they fainted after setting off the Batmobile alarms.

4. Alfred will know what to do right?

5. Try to communicate again with the person in the car.

It didn't take long for the blur on the backseat to shift again. Luckily they didn't immediately jump into the driver's seat, where Duke still sat. Duke turned to look in the backseat, time to start this interrogation.

“Hey, you ok?” Duke was happy that he was able to see the head nod that the fuzzy blur gave.

“That's good. Now, I can't see you too well, but we can work out some basic questions, alright?” Another head nod answered him.

"Are you in danger? Like, did someone force you to do this?” The head shake that was produced shook the car. Duke internally sighed in relief, not a villain plot or meta trafficking gone wrong.

“So this was just an accident, and I am guessing you are now stuck?” Duke knew he was not as good at body language reading as the others, but the wave of embarrassment and resignation this blob was giving off confirmed that whoever/whatever this is, was not a total threat.

Next?

As usual tag list!

@kizzer55555 @sebas-nights @candeartist422 @trappednyourheart @fandom-life-corrupted-me @tkiesai @2lbballpeenhammer @admiralwidow @rewrittenwrongs @whotfevenknowsanymore @symmetricalastigmatism @atinygracie

[trek-tracks]

Trek novels when an alien race is talking to or about Bones: Makoi, Mack-koy, Makhoi, Ma-Koy, Makhoy

Me, clapping my hands in delight because I love that trope: Boy, I could sure go for some

[dreamersdwell]

Shapes and colors...

[julescant]

mintkin mew is real i saw the picture

[lilalienz4ever]

[pridewishes]

♔ || FEMME LESBIAN HC ICONS

250x250 || femme lesbian || bordered circle

like / rb + credit + read dni if using

MMC: Femme Lesbian HCs OR Butch Lesbian HCs !!

[craske]

as an excercise and for fun ive decided to try and design an oc based on strawberry crepe cookie and ended up with this little guy (who got their own page on artfight)

its a fun practice and might try and do something similar again in the future

for those curious they have three names, serial number SC-804-21, official title The Pathfinder and human-given nickname Comet

[qkrovv]

[somethingsomethingdrawing]

pluh

lil dummy

yuh

[copperminty]

more and more reqs

[sketchy-tc]

Fuck you >:( I hate you >:(

*Alien stage your crk*

Btw this is the reason why I'm drawing this lmao

Alt + doom yaoi

[treasuregamble]

cookie jar roundup

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

[cosmica-candy]

‼️‼️EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS‼️‼️

Yeah! So my iPad broke!

How? One of my students drop their papers on a windy day and ran to the road trying to get them I dropped my backpack with my iPad in it to chase him down!

I want to get it immediately repaired because I'm worried the more I use it the higher chance I fuck up the touch screen sensor which will be a higher cost!

[build-a-stim]

bearlien (2021) as a gift for mod an :]

X | X | X || X | X | X || X | X | X

[staticdream404]

pink choco cookie protects astronaut cookie from the evil bitterbear space doughtnut!!