#alice+cooper

[amusingalicecooperpics]

Merry Christmas Eve and happy holidays to all the Sick Things !

[magnificentsapcaddy]

AVERAGE NORTHERNLION DIALOGUE

Look, I'm fuckinnnnnnnnnn...! I'm fuckin' tired as bawls, dawg. [not switching his tone of voice at all] I think I lost some weight there, and I'm sure I need some rest, but sleepin' don't come very easy in a [enunciating precisely] straight. White. Vest. [pause] [reading chat] "Just go to bed earlier"? Okay, listen to me. Said the grasshopper to the morning sun, "No matter how hard I try and how high I jump, I can never embrace you", and thus the sun responded, "My brother, the mere act of being here is an embrace in and of itself." So beggars can't be fuckin' choosers, okay? Okay. [unpauses game (Poo-Poo Piranhas Jungle Gym Adventure) where the puzzle is to put the square block in the square hole and he puts it in the triangle hole] Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikelogan]

WAYNE'S WORLD (1992) dir. Penelope Spheeris

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Alice Cooper - The Black Widow 1975

Welcome to My Nightmare is the debut solo studio album by American rock musician Alice Cooper, released on February 28, 1975, after the break-up of the Alice Cooper band in 1974. A concept album, its songs played in sequence form a journey through the nightmares of a child named Steven. The worldwide concert tour in 1975 was one of the most over-the-top excursions of that era.

Famed horror film star Vincent Price provided a monologue at the end of the song "Devil's Food", which bleeds over to the following track "The Black Widow". After coming up with the arachnid theme of this song, Cooper and his producer Bob Ezrin wrote a mordant introduction that they hired Price to narrate. This introduction sets the tone, as Price takes Cooper through his lair, refusing to release him from his nightmare. Price details the deadly proclivities of the black widow spider, which Cooper then sings about as he plays out his fears.

"The Black Widow" received a total of 68,3% yes votes!

[forbescaroline]

TOP 5/10 CHARACTERS PER SHOW (as voted by my followers) ↳ riverdale edition #10. Alice Cooper/Smith portrayed by Madchen Amick

[nechto221b]

KLOKTOBER DAY 1: FAVORITE CHARACTER

[hardrockshrimp]

Happy late night with the devil day to those who celebrate

[doctorcurdlejr]

Worst mom in riverdale?

INNOCENT MOTHERS

Toni Topaz - Baby Anthony wanted to do all that stuff

Mary Andrews - Not her fault she was having gay sex in the city while her ex husband instilled The Cycles in their son. In fact she wanted Archie with her in Chicago (if memory serves)

FORGIVEN MOTHERS, EXCUSED OF THEIR CRIMES

Gladys Jones - Called Archie and Jughead gay to their faces while wearing leather (Bound 1996 reference)

Hermione Lodge - Became a Real Housewife of New York, bringing joy to thousands if not millions

Alice Cooper - She was literally born on the wrong side of the tracks and then saved an entire plane of people by taking over the controls after the pilot fell ill... So you literally can't hold the manslaughter, aiding, abetting, libel, undercover cult indoctrination, or bad parenting against her she looked HOT while she did it all. Like, CHRIST, can't a woman be IMPERFECT?

Polly Cooper - She had at least ten lobotomies, was the victim of like every crime imaginable, and still managed to build a huge support system for her children. That her kids were attacking classmates with a rock is evidence that she was preparing them to be self sufficient citizens of Riverdale, frankly.

WORST MOTHER, BY ORDER OF ELIMINATION

Penelope Blossom - Unlike other criminal entrepreneurs, such as cloth mother (Hermione Lodge) and wire mother (Gladys Jones), her child was forced to repeatedly put her down like a rabid dog. Then she became a lesbian nun, which is kind of a step down for somebody who used to wear what bordered on full drag to run a brothel. In my opinion.

[twixnmix]

Salvador Dalí and Alice Cooper photographed by Andy Warhol at La Goulue in New York City on April 3, 1973.

[undying-love]

"John could say things about Paul, but if anyone said anything bad about Paul, John would take a swing at you. He’d say, “You can’t talk about Paul like that.” Paul was his best buddy. If you were talking to Paul, and you said something derogatory about John, he’d get up and leave. Paul was more of a peaceful guy, but John had that hot head, and he would say, “You wanna talk about Paul? Let’s go.” You weren’t allowed to say anything bad about Paul or John to each one of them."

-Alice Cooper

[perioddramasource]

THE ARCHIES 2023 | dir. Zoya Akhtar

[amusingalicecooperpics]

Alice Cooper 1972

[fadeintoyou1993]

alice laughing her ass off at the thought of this man murdering a teenager and hal said you think this is funny im about to be fucking hilarious..... and was!and was...

[balu8]

Alice Cooper The Last Temptation

by Neil Gaiman: Michael Zulli; Bernie Mireault and Todd Klein

Marvel

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Alice Cooper - Poison 1989

The song was released as a single in July 1989 from Cooper's 18th album, Trash. It reached number 7 in USA, and 2 in the UK and New Zealand. It was a nail-biting draw for a really long time between options 1 and 4 at the beginning of this poll but I'm glad 1 won with such a lead because this song is still such a banger after all this time! :D

[yikesharringrove]

Nerodivergent Steve coming to all of Billy's metal concerts with him. He wears earplugs under his noise cancelling headphones, and he genuinely enjoys watching the spectacle of the performers. Billy likes to shell out money to get as close to the stage as possible, buying pit tickets when he can, and Steve will get the cheapest nosebleed tickets he can find, so he's away from the crowds but can still watch everything.

He likes to find Billy in the crowd and send him pictures of his little blond head amongst all the swarms of people. He likes when they drive home after the show, that Billy will talk on and on about how good the show was, rank it with the other times he's seen the band perform, tell Steve the lore of the albums and the songs.

He also always buys Steve a patch and Steve has a battle jacket full of buttons and patches from these bands he's seen with Billy.