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hozier is literally the only valid man

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me: funko pops ugly

funko pop:

me: HHHHHHHHHHH OH HE BABEY

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why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

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literally what does this mean i’m screaming

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lizard out there really gonna do it

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1. Kankuro bout to fight an elderly man for his baby bro

2. Gaara, king of wit, single handedly burning his shitty ass dad post Mortem? An icon

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you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

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my organs after eating like shit all day

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remember the flower crown trend????? it was good bring it back

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vine compilation #2345346234 (feat. vines i haven’t really seen in other compilations)

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Saske was no chance against 18% of shaggys power

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I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……

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me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

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I moved into summerstock housing tonight and a friendly orange cat immediately greeted my kitties to the neighborhood (he actually climbed into my damn car). 

But then when I stepped into my apartment building I found this:

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What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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MC: I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Muriel: *clears throat nervously* Umm…neat.

*Later*

Muriel: *Lying face down in bed* I can’t believe I said “Neat”, Asra. “Neat.” Nobody says “Neat”!

Asra: Hey, dont beat yourself up! Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Julian confessed to me?

Murial: You thanked him right?

Asra: *stares into the distance* I thanked him