#alice ramblings

[alicehattera03]

hey all!! Just to clear the air before any misunderstandings come into play esp with the wmmap fandom as dead as it is...

I only put my username on my pics/scs for the manhwas I buy the physical copy for or the ones I bought on the official digital platforms like ridibooks so you know that I bought it.

Any other scs I post are also credited to ppl like Lithi and Marine who also buy the official raws and reblogged so it doesn't get mixed up most of the time. And usually I only post pics that have been officially posted by the author/artist on their official sns which makes things easier.

We put our usernames so ppl know we bought it and you can tell from the quality, esp from earlier chapters. This type of credit has been used most often in k-fandom to show the creators/authors/artists that they properly bought the raws and so no one can use the pic of their purchase(usually a sc with the read and paid chapters of the manhwa/novel grayed out with the username spread over it.)

Anyways, have a good day, hope this clears up any confusion y'all might have had regarding this practice and I'll be posting more about my thoughts on things I've noticed in wmmap in the coming weeks and months!

[aliceauthorallegedly]

I might as well make a proper intro post for those who don’t know me because I have no idea how frequently I’ll use this blog:

But hi, I’m Alice, she/they, and I write primarily speculative stuff that’s all really gay. I’ve had a couple of short stories published and they’re available to read at the link in my bio! My main project I’m working on is my Death Book, about the the nonbinary personification of Death and the bisexual him who loves them enough to kill his rich occultist father for them.

So that’s me!

[crescentalice]

Good lord I am gay

[vampyre-lesbian]

these absolute madmen. they actually did it. they actually made billy the puppet bisexual.

[fox-guardian]

I've seen a few "Tim and Alice would be besties" posts and I love it so much cuz like. Tim's sense of humor canonically is mostly pop culture references to movies and stuff, there's no real indication that he's particularly online. Meanwhile Alice speaks like she's been Very active on tumblr for longer than she's been at OIAR CONSTANTLY, she just says the strangest shit all the time. So I just keep imagining a conversation between Tim and Alice constantly having to stop because Tim keeps cracking up unable to breathe over the Shit Alice Keeps Saying and he's never heard any of that kind of shit before, especially not with such a casual, nonchalant delivery. And Alice is laughing because its hilarious how offline Tim is. Hearing the phrase "none pizza with left beef" would incapacitate him.

[missholloween]

I love trans voices in audio dramas. I love when trans characters are voiced by trans actors and their voice isn't 100% passing. I love that said characters are never misgendered. I love how their voices sound beautiful and authentic. I love that their voces sound like mine our my friend's.

[willgraham-manwhore-moved]

Love how they slipped a vampiric reference into Hannibal's characterization. He's asking to cross the boundary like in classic vampire literature - and if we wanna be real wanky about it we can say he's asking for permission to enter into Will's psyche and invade his every waking moment :]

[targaryenluvs]

if i had to describe the rhaenicent reunion:

[travalerray]

choose your horror denier: Alice "it has nothing to do with us" Dyer or Jonathan "it's all nonsense unless it's about two very specific people I hate very much" Sims

[foldingfittedsheets]

In college I did this production of Alice in Wonderland. I got cast as the Dodo who’s part of the caucus race and it was really fun. As part of my character I developed this absolutely unhinged laugh, because our scene is basically just chasing each other around in a circle screaming.

The laugh was a full throated undulating crazy burst of sound, like a mashup of every other 90’s anime villain and SpongeBob, if they were tripping balls and having the best time of their life. It is not a laugh for indoors.

As the production got under way our costumes rolled out and it was Very low budget so my costume was a purple tshirt with a feather boa wound through it, feathers spirit gummed to my face, a purple skirt, and purple pantyhose.

Now the trouble was that my scenes were all running, and there wasn’t shoes in my costume. The pantyhose slid on every surface like ice, from the stage to the aisles. I brought up concerns about falling but basically got told to just be careful.

The show must go on and so I took to the stage with my extremely slippery feet, vowing that if I fell I’d stay in character.

We had two performances and a dress rehearsal and in each one we run out three times and on the last we run down through the audience. The dress rehearsal and first performance I got through and kept my feet, slipping but flailing myself upright each time and laughing my insane character laugh at the foibles.

The final show dawned. I was confident I’d be able to manage. The first two caucus races went by and I stayed up. On the third I circled the stage okay but as I was dashing off stage through the aisle, my foot slipped out from under me.

It was slow motion for me as I felt the eyes of the audience tracking my slow tilt forward. I reached out to catch myself and landed with a hard whumpf on my stomach, seeing stars as all the air left my body. A hush fell as everyone waited with bated breath to see if this was part of the show or if they’d just watched a performer eat shit and injure themself.

The second I could reinflate my lungs I shrieked out with, “AhAhaahaHaA!” Scrabbling to my feet I flapped my arms and followed after the dormouse and turtle, laughing hysterically.

My elbows and pride were bruised but by god, I stayed in character.

Afterward my friends said, “Did you have to do that every time? It was my favorite part! Your laugh was so good!”

[aliceauthorallegedly]

One thing I am hereby deciding is that if I’m gonna use this account y’all have to hear about my collaborative OCs I use for short stories and stuff, I always felt silly talking about them on Twitter but cringe is dead here you’re gonna hear about my dumbass children

[crescentalice]

What if I posted hog?

[vampyre-lesbian]

happy Saw (2004) day to all those who celebrate

🩸🪚🦵🌀

[soupthatwasreheated]

Alice Dyer is NOT Tim 2.0. Their humor is completely different. Canon Tim is incredibly different from fanon tim. He is funny sometimes, but when it comes down to it, his humor comes down to “millenial who makes the occasional pop culture reference and is jokingly flirty sometimes”. He knows what a meme is, but his meme knowledge is not that far advanced from “I can haz cheesburger” cat. He is not hip with the memes. Alice is the one who is hip with the memes. Please let this woman be cringe and let Timothy Stoker be free from the chains of comedic relief meme guy.

[lil-sparkez]

Mr bonzo and Alice (prolly)

[forestwaterfalls]

“so lucerys / jaehaerys / rhaenys died for nothing?”

that’s the point that’s the point that’s the entire fucking point - in the book as well!! there was never any POINT!! there is never going to be a winner here!!

rhaenyra will die, aegon will die, alicent and daemon and jace and aemond and helaena will die. for nothing. because the end of this will be a broken, traumatised, dead-inside eleven year old aegon iii on the iron throne with an eight year old jaehaera for a wife who commits suicide at the age of ten, two years after being forced to marry the broken king.

the dance of the dragons is a dragon eating its own tail. it’s all for nothing and no one wins.