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dogs love it when you pat their belly like a bongo and use it to sing a song about how stupid they are. absolutely love it.

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thanks @askhaley for letting me know this post reminded her of me

mentally devastated gym bros are utterly correct in their nutritional reverence of the humble egg

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New Coach pt3

Alan bosley (remember the titans) x reader

Treehouse (a kinda edge towards the song treehouse by Alex g)

No warnings

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Alan has been upset for days from his dad yelling and getting upset over him not playing a few games so he was hiding where no one could go unless he let them. His treehouse. Really the treehouse tha him, ray, and Gerry built when they were young but still now it was mostly his.

Gerry was sitting on his couch when the phone in the kitchen rang and he went to answer it for his mother. As he heard mr Bosley asking if Gerry had seen Alan, Gerry got worried and said no but he knew where he was probably and would get him to come home. Once Gerry hung up he called Y/N

“Y/N “ A worried voice said on the phone once the girl answered “hey Gerry what’s wrong everything ok?” She replied “no it’s not fine I need you to go find Alan he’s only gonna listen to you-“ Y/N cut him off “what do you mean go find him Bertier is he ok?!” “I don’t know y/n all I know is that he’s in the woods by the river stream behind the town stores, he’s in a tree house we built as kids. Point is there’s no telling what he’s doing and his dad is worried” Gerry replied. Without another word y/n hung up told her mom she was leaving and grabbed her car keys heading to find Alan

Y/N went searching and searching threw the woods for this treehouse till she seen it and rolled up her the ends of her pants legs a little more up to her thigh then climbed the tree and knocked on the little door. Sobs could be heard from the other side “Do not enter it’s written on the doorway…” Alan said an opened the door not even realizing who it was “why can’t everyone just go away!” He said then realized who it was and hugged her tightly “except you…you can stay..”

Y/N held Alan in her arms as they sat in the treehouse. She listened to Alan tell her what happened threw sobs. She liked how he knew it was okay to be sensitive instead of act all tough. “I-I’m sorry…” Alan whispered softly “you probably don’t wanna be with me anymore “ Alan whispered again. “This makes me wanna be with you more alan most guys act all tough but you don’t and it’s one of the reasons I fell in love with you” she said gently

Alan looked really shocked but smiled wiping his tears and softly kissing her “so you’re really okay with one of you’re teams players just crying in you’re arms”. She softly laughed smiling “it’s Boone’s team but yeah as long as that player is you handsome” she said hugging him again. That night Y/N drove Alan home and stayed over she called Gerry to tell him that she found Alan and got him home safely.

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🏉 OK so your last ask got me thinking AGAIN,but George just being ,the absolutely neediest and clingy sub just like Charles,but while Charles does learn that's ok,George just never knows how to ask for any of that,you'll catch it of course because your amazing at spotting those things, but you'll be cuddling Charles on the couch while Lando and Alex will be off doing something together and George will just be sitting there? Stiff as a board and trying not to look at you two, because he wants the same thing Charles has or even more but he's been almost conditioned to be independent.

And then there's also the fact he's the most selfless thing,he'll use all his allowance to buy stuff for the others and he'll always feel guilty about taking your time because what if Charles,or Alex or Lando need you right now? He doesn't want to take time away from them (even though he needs it a lot worse than them at the moment) he just overthinks everything

The solution? Charles. We said earlier that Charles and George are two peas in a pod , and maybe that's because Charles is the one to bring George out of his shell? Charles will just drag George over to you practically because he looked sad ,and your always the solution to that! And eventually Charles starts seeing the behavior patterns for being similar to him before? So Charles always wants George to scene with you and him as well? Of course its only a temporary solution,you've got to have a conversation with George about that later (that leads to George being your 24/7 sub-but that's another ask for another day) but for now you've got the two of them safe and that's enough.

Aw I love this so much!! You are the official George anon and everything you say about George is immediately cannon in this blog that's how this works.

Before Charles, you spent a lot of time watching out for George and offering him affection and making sure he's okay. You could see that he really struggled to express his needs and to accept that you, Alex and Lando really do want to help him.

When Charles joins, you have to direct more attention to him at first because the poor thing is just completely broken. But as Charles recovers, he learns that he can ask you for what he needs and he begins to feel secure in the fact that you'll always be there for him.

And that's just a lesson that George never seems to learn. I think a lot of that comes from the fact that he had to be independent for so long? He's so scared that he'll disappoint you if he shows how he really isnt independent at all.

Meanwhile, Charles sees a lot of himself in George. He probably saw that the moment he joined the relationship, but for a while he was just too scared to bring it up. Because he was still learning that he could ask for help, so asking for help for someone else was entirely out of the question.

But then one day he's cuddling on the couch with you and he feels so warm and cosy. George is sitting on the floor with Alex and Lando, the three of them playing a card game but he recognises how tense George is and how he seems terrified to fail. He knows exactly what that feels like.

He doesnt even think about it, just calls George over because there's more than enough space on the couch for him to join.

George is so relieved that he can come sit on the couch instead, instantly curling up on your other side and then Charles sneaks his hand across your torso to hold George's hand? They're just to happy subby babies curled around you as you watch lando and Alex play a card game (lando loses spectacularly).

From then on, Charles is always dragging George along to see you because you make everything better!!

Charles is truly just the sweetest thing? He doesnt even consider the fact that George would be intruding on his alone time with you. He doesnt care about that AT ALL. Cause Georgie is sad and you make Georgie happy and therefore Georgie must come with!!!

George is also absolutely overjoyed at this development. Cause firstly, he gets more attention which he absolutely needs. But also, Charles is just the best person to sub with? Cause Charles is also such a good boy and helps George feel so safe and good. Oh and the aftercare!! Cuddles with Charles is just the BEST.

So yeah, two subby beans in a very snuggly pod.

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sorry fellas… this was me.

i just love eggs.

Anon eats 6–8 eggs daily (scrambled, on toast), and their friends say this isn't normal. Anon has 12 chickens so there are always plenty of eggs available at virtually no cost.

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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Why did you teach your grandpa about the Internet now he has a blog.

@george-mullner-mailbox stop shitposting, grandpa.

you can’t be funnier than me…

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alex your grandpa is throwing rocks at the clouds n- HES THROWING THE ROCKS AT ME

you're surprised? he does that all the time. don't worry, his range is terrible so he can't actually hit you.

welcome to my world.

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someone tell lewis that he’s wearing his belt too loose… when he bends down to fix his planters i can see his ugly purple shorts front and center.

put it away, old man.

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but they’re so good. my body is a machine, haley. i can handle a little salmonella… plus, i love salmon!

Begging you all to stop fueling Alex's egg addiction. He's going to get salmonella at this point and I'm the one that's going to have to take care of him.

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randomly thought of the original and had to edit this version with alex

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it’s freaky friday (pretend it is) alex oil up I’ll be there when your grandparents leave

i’m leaving for bingo night too, you freak.

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[asks abt George remind me of this one video of some guy named Beomhan (who ive never heard of before this video) getting asked how old his father is and saying "stay away from my father guys he's married"]

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DHSJFJ THIS IS SO NICHE BUT I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU’RE REFERENCING AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH beomhan is so fucking funny 😭

i’ve edited this to really capture the energy

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pfft. emo.

can I kiss you? I love you

Ewwww, don't touch me.

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Man... I hate this... How does he live like this? Ugh... I miss my gridball... I miss getting hugs...

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spirit’s eve is today and dusty won’t stop barking at the 12 foot skeleton decoration…

but what are you dressed up as? let me know.

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Hey

*makes you realize youre bisexual*

oh no..... you're right.