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[thevoicetournament]

Reasoning bellow cut:

Alexa:

"mmmmm lesbian :]" -Submitter #183

Game:

"Fuck fuck fuck I don’t remember what his name is but he’s the guy that tries to get you to quit the entire time you’re playing" -Submitter #198

"https://youtu.be/xsJOAmGjM5s this is a playthrough, i don't think there's enough room for me to submit all the reasons why he should be in here, so instead i'll say: Game prebby :]" -Submitter #238

[autopsiaband]

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Meet Alexa. Alexa is a cloud-based voice service which works for Autopsia.

[ilikeikea]

[lacomikeria]

Alexa y Ring le dan la bienvenida a Jaime Maussan y ponen a prueba el conocimiento en aliens de los mexicanos

El periodista Jaime Maussan comenta que el 80% de los seres no humanos han sido captados con cámaras de seguridad. El reconocido periodista Jaime Maussan, creador de “Los Vigilantes de los Cielos”, comenta que el 80% de los seres no humanos han sido captados con cámaras de seguridad, ya que estos son invisibles a los ojos humanos. De acuerdo con una reciente encuesta realizada por Ring, el 98%…

[techstevehd]

Amazon Echo Dot with Clock | Time To Upgrade That Hockey PUCK!

[succulentsiren]

WHICH DARK FEMININE ARCHETYPE ARE YOU?

[fangirlintheattic]

EMA & WHITNEY & RACHEL | Harlan Coben's Shelter ↳ s01e08 (Found)

[garlic-and-vanilla]

I wonder if mindflayers can psychically project music into your brain. They can show you whole memories so why not? Just chilling with ur illithid buddies like hey Emperor, play wonderwall.

[ralfmaximus]

Amazon is upgrading its decade-old Alexa voice assistant with generative artificial intelligence and plans to charge a monthly subscription fee to offset the cost of the technology, according to people with knowledge of Amazon’s plans. 

Amazon is still FURIOUS that their Alexa project cost them billions of dollars to develop and people only use it as a kitchen timer.

From the onset they assumed Alexa would make them boodles of cash as people used it to make wacky impulse purchases. But, as it turns out, nobody wants to buy a thing sight unseen, without at least some comparison shopping. And Alexa sucks for that.

So how is Amazon gonna fix Alexa so it's profitable?

They're turning it into an AI chat bot!

And charging a fee!

And no, it's not gonna be part of your existing Prime subscription! Though, I wouldn't be surprised if they jacked the Prime subscription fees to hide it sometime soon.

Imagine that: Amazon building a thing nobody asked for AND ALSO charging a fee for it. What could possibly go wrong??

[whimsicallywiddershins]

When my family wants to talk about Alexa, in order to not turn her on by mentioning her name, we call her "The Faceless Woman Who Secretly Lives In Our Home."

[adorkabletwilightandfriends]

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[kiankiwi]

Took me like 2 days to finally figure out how to set up my smart device but I can FINALLY listen to Elvis in my room! Currently listening to jailhouse rock

@vintagepresley @elvispresleywife @mooodyblue

This certainly helps my mood ❤️ TCB ⚡️🫶

[specialagentartemis]

The thing is every bit of suspicion and discrimination that Murderbot faces from random humans who don’t know it makes total sense if you approach it from the perspective that humans in universe feel the same way about SecUnits as I would feel about Amazon Alexa if it had a gun

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

The way Mark's reflection is not only Nolan, which is what he fears becoming, but the way it's reflected in BLOOD which shows how Nolan is so brutal AND it shows that the reflection is distorted and that Mark really is different than his father??? Yaaaaall I'm gonna CRY cry

[hometoursandotherstuff]

A little Yuletide humor.

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[fangirlintheattic]

I've liked you for a while actually. Ever since you moved here, I was like, that girl... EMA & WHITNEY | Harlan Coben's Shelter ↳ s01e05 (See Me Feel Me Touch Me Heal Me)