#alexa amazon

[thevoicetournament]

Reasoning bellow cut:

Alexa:

"mmmmm lesbian :]" -Submitter #183

Game:

"Fuck fuck fuck I don’t remember what his name is but he’s the guy that tries to get you to quit the entire time you’re playing" -Submitter #198

"https://youtu.be/xsJOAmGjM5s this is a playthrough, i don't think there's enough room for me to submit all the reasons why he should be in here, so instead i'll say: Game prebby :]" -Submitter #238

[lacomikeria]

Alexa y Ring le dan la bienvenida a Jaime Maussan y ponen a prueba el conocimiento en aliens de los mexicanos

El periodista Jaime Maussan comenta que el 80% de los seres no humanos han sido captados con cámaras de seguridad. El reconocido periodista Jaime Maussan, creador de “Los Vigilantes de los Cielos”, comenta que el 80% de los seres no humanos han sido captados con cámaras de seguridad, ya que estos son invisibles a los ojos humanos. De acuerdo con una reciente encuesta realizada por Ring, el 98%…

[techstevehd]

Amazon Echo Dot with Clock | Time To Upgrade That Hockey PUCK!

[succulentsiren]

WHICH DARK FEMININE ARCHETYPE ARE YOU?

[truth4ourfreedom]

ALEXA IS PUSHING HARRIS FOR PRESIDENT!!! WTF?

Is Amazon’s Alexa Interfering in the 2024 Election?

Users are asking why they should vote for Donald Trump or Kamala Harris…Notice the difference?

[fangirlintheattic]

EMA & WHITNEY & RACHEL | Harlan Coben's Shelter ↳ s01e08 (Found)

[sanji-simper]

yall like the shrine?

[reginaldqueribundus]

oh ok then

[annabeebee]

Meet Astro, he’s a robot that I got recently. Basically, he’s Alexa on wheels. Sadly, he doesn’t work properly (he works when he wants to go to his charging station). I plan on keeping this one for parts and buy a new one hopefully in the near future.

[mouseydate]

If you say to Alexa “Open the pod bay doors”, she says “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. Also, I’m not Hal and we’re not in space.”

[smaeemo]

Sorry I missed your call, I was playing song quiz

[ur-battdoll]

Me after our Alexa will respond to the people on star trek but not us (we named her computer)

[allthegothihopgirls]

playing fall guys with my 6 year old brother while he's at his mum's house. there's no communication feature in this game, but he has somehow figured out how to do chicken dances at me in the lobby as a way of telling me to hurry up and load us into a game.

[garlic-and-vanilla]

I wonder if mindflayers can psychically project music into your brain. They can show you whole memories so why not? Just chilling with ur illithid buddies like hey Emperor, play wonderwall.

[ralfmaximus]

Amazon is upgrading its decade-old Alexa voice assistant with generative artificial intelligence and plans to charge a monthly subscription fee to offset the cost of the technology, according to people with knowledge of Amazon’s plans. 

Amazon is still FURIOUS that their Alexa project cost them billions of dollars to develop and people only use it as a kitchen timer.

From the onset they assumed Alexa would make them boodles of cash as people used it to make wacky impulse purchases. But, as it turns out, nobody wants to buy a thing sight unseen, without at least some comparison shopping. And Alexa sucks for that.

So how is Amazon gonna fix Alexa so it's profitable?

They're turning it into an AI chat bot!

And charging a fee!

And no, it's not gonna be part of your existing Prime subscription! Though, I wouldn't be surprised if they jacked the Prime subscription fees to hide it sometime soon.

Imagine that: Amazon building a thing nobody asked for AND ALSO charging a fee for it. What could possibly go wrong??

[whimsicallywiddershins]

When my family wants to talk about Alexa, in order to not turn her on by mentioning her name, we call her "The Faceless Woman Who Secretly Lives In Our Home."