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#Alex rider#alex rider sock drawer#half price meme#MI6#Spies#stormbreaker#Point Blanc#skeleton key#eagle strike#scorpia#ark angel#snakehead#crocodile tears#Scorpia rising#never say die#nightshade#Nightshade's Revenge
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ok alex rider readers i am so curious to know ā¦ with the muddled timeline and the most recent book releasing in 2023ā¦. does Alex know the Queen is dead
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[crocodile tears spoilers]
AYYY GET IT CRAWLEYYY FUCK HIM UP
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Crocodile Tears by Anthony Horowitz
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Iām tired of fanfiction mostly being romance, someone write a fanfic where Alex rider gets an emotional support crocodile.
#Please it would be so funny#Iāve already drawn it#Itās consuming my thoughts#alex rider#Emotional support crocodile#This is referencing crocodile tears btw
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alex rider for the ask game :3
my favourite female character:
wow thereās just so many women in this series i canāt possibly choose! jk lmao.
for me it is sabina. my diva, my queen, the only character to consistently call alex on his shit and point out that for all his protests he keeps agreeing to do āone more missionāā¦.i will never understand why people hate her (other than misogyny lmfao). i will forever be mad about that weird era of crocodile tearsānever say die where ahorz turned her into a bit of a wet wipe because skeleton key/eagle strike sabina is so funny and headstrong and willing to give as good as she gets. i think she is one of the most realistic characters in the series (pun name aside) and her refusing to believe alex in eagle strike doesnāt make her evil or a fake friendā¦it makes her a teenage girl who was being gaslit by an intelligence agency. from sabinaās perspective the story is basically a horror movie: her best friend is being blackmailed and forced into putting his life at risk over and over, and thereās nothing she can do. there was never anything she could do. he chose danger and adventure over wanting to stay safe with her and her family and there was never any point in trying to change his mind because he is always going to be a little bit out of reach. i love her, and i think she balances alex out so well. forever mad that the tv adaptation didnāt have the foresight to realise that introducing kyra (who i love btw donāt get it twisted) and keeping her as a series regular was going to create some balancing issues with sabina, so they just turned tv sabina into a spineless caricature of all her worst traits because they didnāt need to worry about making her likeable like they did with kyra. book sabina i will love you forever.
my favourite male character:
am i allowed to say āthe ghost of john rider that is perpetually haunting the narrativeā. because to be clear it is the ghost of john rider that is perpetually haunting the narrative.
in all seriousness this is so difficultā¦i genuinely do love whatever the fuck is going on with the unreliable portrait of john that gets drawn throughout the series, but given that his only real appearance is in russian roulette (a book so filled with continuity errors/unreliable narration that for my own sanity i HAVE to assume that yassen is deliberately lying in at least parts of it) i donāt know if he sincerely counts as a ācharacterā. although for what itās worth i do fundamentally think that whoever john really was, he wasnāt a cut and dry āgood personā like we keep being TOLD to believe (too much contradiction going on with him for that).
itās probably either general sarov OR alex himself. general sarov is cut and dry my favourite villain, is in my favourite book, and i could talk about his decision to shoot himself instead of alex (when sarov was 100% on the edge of victory!) forever. heās such a tragic figure and i always find myself wishing that weād gotten more villains like himā¦characters who genuinely werenāt cut-and-dry evil, whose motivations were actually kind of reasonable apart from the fact that the endgame/means to get to it were all wrong. but since iām probably gonna talk a lot about skeleton key anyway iāll put a pin in that. ALEX in the meantimeā¦i love him so much. i love his smug one-liners, i love his fits of bad temper, i love that he never does what heās told. and i also love how wistful he is. thereās a lot of moments, especially in the earlier books, where itās clear that alex was actually already pretty fucked up from the simple fact of not knowing his parents. heās been grappling with that big gnawing question of āwho am i, reallyā for a long time. he has so much guilt and shame. killing is for grown-ups and heās still a child. i never really got into any of the other āteen spyā novels when i was a kid and i think the reason why i latched onto alex rider specifically is because he is such a good protagonist. as an adult he is still so interesting because it becomes so much clearer how scared and insecure he is a lot of the time. i love him.
my favourite book/season/etc:
my fave season of the show is s1 fyi. ANYWAY.
as previously mentioned my fave book in the series is skeleton key. it is so many things. itās a coming of age story. itās a reverse whodunnit. itās a story about grief. it is so, so uniquely of its time. alex continuously tries and fails at playing happy families (the pleasures, troy and turner, sarov) and never quite hits any of the right notes in any of them because he doesnāt know what it would look like. sarov would rather burn the world than admit that he sent his son to die in a useless proxy war and that it was his fault. it is the last book that was published before the war on terror started in earnest. i know it doesnāt really add to any of the overarcing stuff going on (no scorpia and no rider family drama) and nor does it have many of the other popular elements of the series (again, no scorpia and no rider family, but also no k-unit, no yassen, no julius, barely any whump, alex is basically beaten fair and square by sarov at every term) so i know this is probably an unpopular opinion. but thereās something so gentle about it. itās so heartbreaking. itās the point of no return - this is the first time alex chooses to do mi6 a favour instead of strictly being blackmailed into it. sarov killing himself even though heās on the precipice of victory just because alex has made it explicitly clear that he will never be his son, that he canāt ever really turn back the clock, just fucking guts me. i donāt think this is necessarily the best-constructed book in the series (scorpia is, objectively, the best IMO), but it is my favourite.
also the american edition is totally different to every other edition and features a completely different version of the cia scenes, primarily to make the special agents more sympathetic and less like they fucking hate a child. which is just so cool. i mean the censorship stuff isnāt cool but the difference in editions is fascinating.
my fave episode (if itās a tv show):
i canāt remember if itās ep7 or 8 of season 3 but the tv showās take on what happened at albert bridge. that episode. it was so, so good. i cannot imagine a better way to film it. i loved the interspersing of present with past and they cast john rider SO fucking well. i have a lot of mixed feelings about season 3 (i thought the decision to veer right back into being very book accurate after doing a pretty good job of making it explicitly clear that this was a retelling/its own distinct spin wasā¦confusing) but that episode was perfect. i also really like s1ep8 (because iām obsessed with kyra).
my fave cast member:
if weāre talking about the show again: marli siu as kyra. she is so fucking cool. and also adding kyra to the show, for all it opened up a can of worms, was the best thing guy burt ever did. i adore kyra so much.
if weāre using cast member to mean ārecurring main character who isnāt one of my two named favouritesā: i have a bit of a soft spot for crawley. i have no idea why, but something about him consistently being described as looking like a second-rate private school teacher forever tickles me. heās just some guy but he cracks me up for some reason.
my favourite ship:
across the whole AR multiverse of madness, it is probably alex/kyra. i blame them for my sudden het ship renaissance tbh. i was rooting for them like i have never rooted for any heterosexual couple before (although arguably neither of them are het LOL). i think i fainted when they finally kissed in s3.
but if weāre doing book-only (since most of my answers have skewed that way)ā¦hmm. i think i will have a forever fondness for sabina and alexās invisible string thing they have going on. not friends not lovers but a secret third thing. i also like the toxic yaoi of john/yassen a lot because the fuck is going on THERE. i donāt fuck with alex/yassen because it personally icks me, but like i very much see the vision of yassen recreating the dynamic he had with john but with alex (and the roles reversed). john/yassen most toxic mentorship of all time spread the word.
a character iād die defending:
sabina pleasure lol. i have in fact made some very snippy posts in the past because likeā¦listen. obviously you are allowed to dislike her. you can dislike any character for any reason. but she has been DISPROPORTIONATELY hated on by the AR fandom. it is pure misogyny. her existence is not āgetting in the wayā of making any other alex ship canon because sabina/alex isnāt even canon! claiming you dislike her because of ahorzās bad/inconsistent writing is fair but you cannot say that and then, at the same time, praise the likes of ben daniels (whose identity has been swapped multiple times as a result of bad writing) as your fave character. she reacts badly to the truth in eagle strike but this was not her fault! she was being gaslit! if alex forgave her then i think maybe the fandom can let this go! she is one of the only shreds of normality left in his life and one of her chief functions is to call out alexās shit and serve as a reality check to him. she did nothing wrong for REAL!!
a character i just canāt sympathise with:
i think it goes without saying that weāre not really meant to sympathise with a lot of these characters, so let me be controversial: mrs jones!!!!
like listen. iām sorry to hear your kids got kidnapped yeah i actually am like obviously iām gonna be upset about that innit yeah and tulip you know the only thing is yeah is that no-one can force me to be your mate or anything yeah and i donāt want to be mates wiv you alright? i know mrs jones is meant to be the āsofterā option to blunt. i know we are meant to believe, especially in the reboots, that she is better than him. but she isnāt. she talks a big game about how making alex work for them is wrong and that sheās against it, but she is never willing to put her money where her mouth is. sheās the one to goad alex into going to cairo in scorpia rising. in a lot of ways, i think her softer coating makes her a lot more insidious than blunt. this is one of the reasons i kind of went off the tv show towards the end: they made show!jones WAY too nice and sympathetic, and thatās just not who she is.
and donāt get it twisted: i think sheās fascinating. i love her character and her different faces are so, so interesting in a series that tends to stick women in the whore or mother box respectively. but i do not sympathise with her. i like her character, but i donāt like HER.
a character i grew to love:
am i allowed to say sabina again. because it is, genuinely, sabina. it took me YEARS to come around on her and then when i finally did it it was so worth it. but maybe i canāt say sabina for three different answers LOL.
this is genuinely a difficult question because there are a lot of characters in this series that i donāt LIKE but i LOVE in the sense that i find them interesting. i think jack has genuinely grown on me over the years, mostly as a result of the secret weapon short stories. it didnāt seem like it when i first read the series as a kid, but sheās so young, and she is functionally helplessāshe wants to look after alex, but sheās an illegal immigrant with no blood relation to him, who at best is another way for mi6 to exploit him and at worst is a way for scorpia to exploit him. i have a lot more sympathy and respect for her now. and on a similar (yet wildly different) note: i hate ian rider, but he has slowly grown into the alex rider character i think about the most. what the fuck was up with him. what was up with him and john. did he know what he was doing when he raised alex to be a child soldier? is there a reason why yassen killed him but spared alex despite both of them being johnās blood relatives? iām just so!!!
my anti otp:
sorry guysā¦it is yalex, iām afraid. like i said: i can see the vision, but i canāt personally get past them meeting when alex is 14 and yassen is in his 30s. even in aus where they meet as adults i still get squicked out. honestly wish i could get over my aversion to it (at least a little) because i have read some FANTASTIC fics that had background yalex rumblings and iām almost definitely depriving myself of a bunch of amazing fic by not really being willing to read anything where theyāre at the forefront, but itās just not for me ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
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If they did another Alex Rider tv series, set when Alex is in or has finished university. Do you think they would skip straight to Nightshade? (Because of Mrs Jones becoming the head of the department and the subtle references to her children in S3) OR do you think they would adapt a different book?? Thoughts?
Put your thoughts in the comments or tags!!
#alex rider#alex rider tv#alex rider series#nightshade#nightshade revenge#russian roulette#scorpia#scorpia rising#never say die#alex rider books
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#alex rider#alex rider books#alex rider tv#alex rider series#yassen gregorovich#anthony horowitz#apologies i had to make the executive decision to not include books never say die onwards#i consider this the core series anyway#(also i have not read anything beyond russian roulette)#i have a hunch which will be the most popular and the least popular but i wanna see it play out#and i love polls
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š„ļø, š, š¤, and š for the alex rider ask game! -hightensileyoyo
š„ - who are two characters who never got to interact that you would like to see talk to each other?
yassen and blunt 100%, i would love to see the two of them spat with one another because it'd be absolutely hilarious - alternatively seeing yassen absolutely lay into blunt about his treatment of alex would be perfect
š - is there a moment from the books that you really wish they added to the tv show?
tbh i've not really had anything from season 1 or 2 that i wish had been included from the point blanc and eagle strike, story wise, but maybe i would have liked to see yassen's barely contained irritation at cray at bit more because it was so funny in the books, poor yassen's blood pressure going sky high every time he has to deal with him
š¤ - favourite character?
my darling murder man <3
š - your choice, pick something from the list you really want to answer!
my favourite book: as a kid it was definitely ark angel, I don't know why but something about it just vibed with me and I read it soooo many times, it was just so fun and wild
now, however, it's absolutely russian roulette
i first read the books when i was 10 and read up to crocodile tears which was the last one of the series at that point so bar russian roulette i've actually not read any of them beyond crocodile tears lol
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Could you do a least-favorite Alex Rider book poll next? Thank youuuu
but dude wouldn't the least voted one on the favourites poll automatically be the least favourite one? š¤
But you know what, that sounds fun. We can do a silly lil poll.
Not adding Russian Roulette because it wasn't included in the favs poll either lol
Feel free to add your reasons in the tags!
#i actually did ask for the least favs in the last poll and almost every person that included it said 'never say die' š#absolute perfection im so glad we agree that scorpia rising had THEE best climax ever#anyways we'll see which book wins this one hehe#alex rider#asks#(ig that least voted one on the favs poll just might not be most ppl's fav whereas a least fav book poll might tell us which is the book we#all collectively dislike the most??? if that makes sense???)
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sabina š„¹ā¤ļø
#crocodile tears is over happy preemptive bday to alex#iām going to take a tiny break and read the 3rd murderbot book and then i will continue with scorpia rising +nightshade+others#genuinely feel possessed with these books#alex rider#crocodile tears
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Sobbing rn. He's so tiny. At least get him a card, Jones!!!!
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Tom Harris:Ā Alex! What happened to you? You look awful!
Alex Rider:Ā Really? I feel great. . . .
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I keep thinking about the possibilities of a book about Alex Rider as an adult; like hard-cut 20/30 years into the future, dealing with the lasting psychological trauma of his experiences with MI6 - what kind of man would he be? Would he have been able to leave the spy world behind? Or would it be too deeply ingrained in him that he canāt leave it, even if he wants to. What would his relationship be to Mrs Jones? Would they speak at all? Would he be trying to live a normal life, would he be bitter, would he be jaded? How would his teen experiences impact his day-to-day living?
Oh, what if he caught wind of MI6 trying to pull the same stunt again, recruit some different teenager and he has to step in and stop them, save this kid the horrors that he went through?
Anyway, unlikely to happen, since it would be a pretty jarring tone-shift for what is ultimately a childrenās book series but man, I just think a grown-up Alex Rider would be such an interesting concept to explore
#Alex rider#ar#anthony horowitz#stormbreaker#point blanc#skeleton key#eagle strike#scorpia#ark angel#snakehead#crocodile tears#scorpia rising#russian roulette#yassen gregorovich#never say die#nightshade
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This part of Mr. Horowitz' essay at the end of Crocodile Tears has me cackling lol. After ~10 years, here we are with ARTV. So glad he agreed eventually and found a great fit with Guy Burt in adapting it. šŗ
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You're right,ā Cray said. āI don't have to kill him. But I want to. It's something I want to do very much.
Eagle Strike, Anthony Horowitz
#alex rider#and with that moment cray signed his death warrant#bro when your hypoercompetent assassin wiiht few morals says don't kill someone#maybe listen#then again#it doesn't go so well for yassen does it#doing a reread of the books for s2#and there are some gold lines#especially in crocodile tears
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