#alex anon

[apres-amies-journaling]

shut your bitchass up alex you really don't wanna make me angry

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'Why are you so mean to me IM JUST A BOY'

- Trevor

[papiercranes]

two mimir

[macybeckham7]

Come on🤝❄️

Night Alex🤗

[firstprinced]

Henry’s looking back at him, beautiful and vital and heartsick and still, always, the person Alex is willing to risk ruining his life for.

for anon 🧡

[mulderscully]

tender touch appreciation post

[willgrahamscock]

They watch Cock.

They’ve been watching her for quite some time now, admir- assessing her.

They hate her.

Hate the way she styles her hair. Hate her smile and her laugh. Hate that they want to hold her hand-

They hate her. Hate hate hate her!

They watch as she sits at a table to eat her lunch with her friends, comfortable with the sometimes chaotic group.

They wonder if she looks even prettier up close.

One day, they make their move. They’re going to let her know they hate her!

But before that, they want to be sure that her pronouns are really she/her.. They don’t want to be disrespectful- Well, they want to be disrespectful! Just… not in that way..

They leave a note at her usual table and leave.

The next day, when they see that Cock left some words scribbled on the post-it, they hold their breath.

They let it out when they realize that they got her pronouns right.

After that, they take a few hours to gather their courage, before leaving another note at the table and leaving.

Only when they’re at their house do they realize they.. didn’t express their hate in that second note.

Nervously, they go back at the table, secretly hoping Cock had hadn’t seen that note.

Their heart thundering, they peek at the note, their breath stuttering. Three small words, written in her pretty handwriting change… everything.

‘Take your time’

They don’t realize that as they leave, note tucked next to their heart, that Cock managed, without even seeing them, to put a smile on their face.

-🖋️

Did you just write an enemies to lovers fanfic about me and my polite anon hater? You’re all batshit on this website …. *blushing and kicking my feet*

[yrsonpurpose]

Henry’s beside him, holding his hand, and he’s holding Henry’s hand back, so at least that’s something.

[actual-changeling]

i LOVE crazy meta posts and wild speculations, i write unhinged interpretations myself, and fandom is first and foremost about having fun.

but i am very, very tired of seeing serious theories that constantly call the final fifteen fake/a conspiracy/a magic trick/etc. retconning that scene would take away the ENTIRE emotional weight and the importance it has for both their character archs.

[louferrignojrofficial]

Wait can you share the video with him and the street actor dancing? I don’t think I’ve seen that one.

[raceweek]

hello. alexalblondo's rude anon coming here to humbly and politely beg for galex primer because i dont understand their history. george said he lived at alex's family's house at one point? how - weren't they already racing? sorry thank you humble thank you 🙏🙏

hello!!! thanks chris for the referral FKFJDKD

i have overwhelmed my alex and george tags so much that i fear i could never capture all of it but my galex key moment anthology is under the cut!!

karting/early single seaters

Alex thinks they met in 2011 but the footage in georges flip phone says he knew alex back in 2009.

Their first actual interaction (so far as they've told the world) was when alex was world champion with the intrepid karting team and bc he was their reference driver he was asked to help pick the drivers who were quick to replace him when he moved up and he picked george (and charles) so they were then part of that same intrepid driver programme for a while. Interestingly, alex was always at least one year above him bc of their ages and george says the fact they didn't really race directly against each other before 2016 was probably why they became such good friends.

They did a deep dive of their camera rolls from this time on twitch a couple years back and talked about the oldest pictures they have of each other in their camera rolls (1:25:36) which was cute.

2017

2017 is the year george basically lived with alex. They were also sharing a trainer whilst alex was competing in gp2 and george was in gp3. George was doing mercedes sim work at their factory so rented a flat in milton keynes near where alex lived but according to alex that rent was wasted money bc george had more meals at alexs' house than he did that year. Also as detailed in those links, the Great Mountain Biking Incident of 2017 occurred at this time so we have the fun mental image of george literally wheeling alex into a&e on a wheelchair bc that is an actual event that happened.

2018

George and alex both in f2 fighting for the title year wooooo!! They never really fought on track but we did get fun tidbits like when alex pipped george to the win at silverstone bc george had a slow pit stop and giggled about it in parc ferme (5:42) & these post session interviews.

also some incredible photoshoots.

2019

Promotion to f1!!! We started the year at winter testing and this nugget that they have both accepted that they are actually tied together by the strings of fate. They're doing fun media stuff like karting and bullying each other over percentage of apexs hit at the skypad (video). 2019 also the start of the umbrella sharing. They were just together a lot… more skypad analysis!!!

2019 also has MY personal favourite galex moment which was hockenheim 2019 and the 45 minute phone call galex had on the way home after george missed out on scoring what would have been his first point in f1 and only point of the season.

There was also the summer break and enjoying a training camp together, exchanging infections etc. Alex also took george to meet lily for the first time, bc that’s a normal thing to do.

There was also the rookie of the year vid, and the rookie season review vid at the end of the year. Much was happening.

2020

The year started with f1 trying to race during a global pandemic. Fun! On the singular media day before everyone realised just how stupid that was they were being annoying. The lockdowns did give us the twitch streams. George was initially so bad at virtual racing he had to secretly consult alex's brother for help behind alexs back. George was also actively seeking alex out like a missile at any given opportunity and at one point felt necessary to declare that he wasn't alexs boyfriend when someone asked if alex was going to be streaming that day. Anyway my lockdown twitchscapades tag has a post with a playlist of all the streams that haven't been lost or deleted if you want to feel joy and have a spare million hours.

Racing resumed in July with the covid team bubbles and within two races and one qualifying session george was defending alexs honour to sky sports and the world in a truly remarkable fashion.

At the end of the year alex was unemployed....even more tragic than this loss was that alexs career difficulties were so extreme he started ghosting george, which devastated him to the extent he needed to publicly drag him for it.

There was also george asking lily to post alexs n*des on instagram and lily responding with if anyone has them it would be you which was perhaps the last time george had access to his own social media password.

Despite george not liking it they celebrated alexs first podium by going golfing! and reverse! George was also gifted an alex albon signed autograph card for christmas and said that he'll put it somewhere special x

2021

The beginning of 2021 was during lockdown and there was more fun virtual gps except the only two drivers doing it were george and alex so they were just bitching and gossiping and threatening to steal strategies and abu dhabi 2016 each other. Particular shoutout to the time they had a virtual race on valentines day and alex put a suit on for it and george was baffled. Immediately after valentines day was georges birthday which lily used to thank george for letting her borrow his boyfriend from time to time.

Then the season started with george enduring the season alexless and not letting anyone forget about it. Alex was turning up to races after being locked in the simulator until the early hours posting stuff like this on instagram and otherwise stumbling over his words after getting whipped on the ass.

Perhaps the defining moment of the galex 2021 season was george pushing the williams board to sign alex so heavily that they had to actively shut him out of proceedings. Also at this time there was this cute congrats from alexs family and one from alex to georgie about the mercedes seat.

anyway here's some more random 2021 nuggets:

i've seen him topless a few times

george getting alex a good deal on a merc x

yet More golf

the handover

georges driver room

2022

They truly lost every inch of personal space in 2022 like. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. The back signing Hello.

2022 had alex having his appendix out, nearly dying and alexs family updating george whilst alex was in the icu and then when alex returned for the next race in signapore a couple weeks later (insane behaviour) george was like mmm audacious of him to be here.

Elsewhere alex discovered georges photoshoot and was making screensavers about it. Alex also discovered hair dye and george was making instagram stories about it.

other random 2022 nuggets:

george is alexs fave f1 driver excluding himself

this skit williams did of lily finding a huge picture of george in alexs driver room

whatever this image is of lily george and alex

private plane carpool

double date

2023

@onadarklingplain covers the whole year for you much MUCH better than i ever could here!!!!!

and that brings us to present where they're just as weird and freaky with each other as ever!!!

[apres-amies-journaling]

ALEX MINECRAFT I SAID TELL ME A SECRET YOU BITCH

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'MY SECRET IS THAT IM NOT ALEX MINECRAFT'

- Trevor

[thekoalapastriesbakery]

HIGH IN A HOSPITAL

formula one x transmasc!reader

request: trans reader high from pain meds/anesthesia after top surgery - 🐺

summary: you just woke up from surgery. what's the first thing you do? text your boyfriend, of course.

warnings: swearing, joke about logan cursing williams (alex), minor allusions to stalking but its not serious i swear (jenson), drinking (max), implied t4t (max), jokes about/implied catboy!oscar

contains: alex albon, franco colapinto, jenson button, logan sargeant, max verstappen, + oscar piastri

©thekoalapastriesbakery :: please do not copy or rewrite my work on any platform !!

author's note: this was actually so fun to make! i remember how out of it i was post-surgery so enjoy some chaos. also i swear i wrote this before max’s announcement 😭

comments + reblogs appreciated!

taglist: @raizelchrysanderoctavius @crispysoup318 @op-81-lvr-reblogs @spoonfulofmilo @ncrsbrg

[macybeckham7]

Almost home😊-Alex

🥤.

[mulderscully]

Still, the cocky shithead part of him is slightly pleased to finally have a claim on Henry.

[willgrahamscock]

Hey so is it a red flag if you’re a fat woman and you go on a date with a dude who says his favorite book is silence of the lambs (you know, where the serial killer specifically targeted bigger women), he works in healthcare and said he still has needles all over his apartment from when he was being trained and that it makes him “look like a serial killer” (his words), and his second date ideas include going to his apartment or hiking in the woods? Asking for a friend! 😃

Hi!!!!! I'm not joking please cut all ties with him in the safest way possible, I don't know your age but tell someone regardless.

Psa to everyone, trust your gut feeling if something feels off IT IS.

[yrsonpurpose]

Thinking about history makes me wonder how I’ll fit into it one day, I guess. And you too. I kinda wish people still wrote like that. History, huh? Bet we could make some.