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"Por un momento pensé 'version lesbica de Aleix/Jorge" No Kev, it won't be for a moment, I'll be thinking of this for the rest of my life.
I- I don't gonna say sorry orz orz orz
#alexa play Sorry for my English by in2it#marc marquez#gemma pinto#aleix espargaro#jorge martin#motogp#motogp rpf#aleix/jorge#margaro#lesbians for the girls and gays for the girls too
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#IS THAT THEIR CHILD NOW???#Mpreg I guess#Tumblr do your thing#aleix espargaro#jorge martin#aleix/jorge#motogp
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So after tony effe x motogp riders, we got another hyper specific italian post, THANKS TO @marquezista who basically was the other evil mastermind behind this, we got
ACADEMY BOYS AND MOTOGP RIDERS as ANNA new album!!!
(this is once again hyper specific coz Anna has become my entire summer yes thanku) (Anna TI AMO)
Starting out strong we have
-enea as INTRO
I mean: “ pesce grosso vengo dalla costa” (“big fish im from the coast”)
IF THIS IS NOT ENEA FROM RIMINI
Also “pink lipgloss mi vesto tutta rossa” ENEA AND HIS CUNTY FUCSIA 23 on that RED BIKE
-luca marini: once again my fav posh blondie is the cuntiest song on the album BIKINI > sono sexy senza bikini, tutti i ragazzi voglion darmi i bacini (im sexy without my bikini, all the academy boys want to kiss me )
“Sai che sono bella come una model yaeh yeah” no explantion needed
“Anche quando sbaglio non imparo” (“even when i make a mistake i never learn”) > luca on honda lol
-diggia as CHICA ITALIANA
NO EXPLANATION JUST VIBESSS, the american dream propaganda for sure got to diggia
-pecco: again pecco in his overconfident era or BADDIE PECCO
"VIENI DALLA BADDIE BADDIE" (I know pecco would rather choke than listen to this but thats the best part!!!)
-bezz: bezz contains multitudes but in the end HELLO KITTY SONO TROPPO KINKY, IL MIO BB NON METTE GLI SKINNY< bezz and his indie boy Calcutta complex would rather die than be with someone with skinny jeans so!
ALSO KINKY BEZZ TRUTH
(other good bezz candidates were: "tonight" for high fattone bezz (sto highhhhhh cit.) and for depre bezz “una tipa come me" (il mio mood va giù poi su, poi giù poi su poi cit.))
hello kitty bezz to me
-franky!: controversial but ABC esp thasup verse mostly for the cannetta vibes (we all know Franky smokes the best weed for sure)
-now we get to WHY THIS ALL THING STARTED: ALEIX AND/OR JORGE MARTIN AS 30°
i don't think ive ever seen aleix (or jorge tbh) wearing clothes on their insta, they’re always naked and SUPER TANNED so A ABBRONZATISSIMA E BELLISSIMA A A OCCHI COME IL MAR CORPO CHE TI FA FARE AHH
Bonus bonus: this album is actually an aleix/jorge fanfiction coz:
“si fa una chain con il mio name sono la best bitch ever” ( he wears a chain with my name on it, im the best bitch ever)
AND
bonus bonus bonus: migno rimasto al 2020 se gli chiedi ANNA ti dice solo BANDO
thank u @marquezista again for ur precious precious knowledge!!! I nostri neuroni si sono fusi insieme
and if someone has any ideas for CELE PLS LET ME KNOW! cele the most difficult baddie :(( is cele the ultimate baddie?
#academy boyz#vr46 academy#vr46 academy riders#pecco bagnaia#marco bezzecchi#bez#franco morbidelli#enea bastianini#fabio di giannantonio#aleix espargaro#aleix/jorge#jorge martin#motogp#luca marini#stiamo delirando#FORSE#is this my magnum opus? pt2#italian posting#ANNA#vieni dalla baddie baddie!#fb63#mb72#fm21#eb23#ae41#jm89#celestino so che è l'unico che ascolta Anna ma non riesco ad abbinargli mai canzoni#la sua weird core girl è troppo forte e offusca la mia mente#la sua reale maranzinità mi confonde#Spotify
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Laundry Service
Aleix/Jorge | Explicit | 3.2k
Jorge wants to try out a particular roleplay. He's very persuasive.
#mind the tags!#motogp rpf#Aleix/Jorge#Aleix Espargaro/Jorge Martin#it's my first time writing them or anything motogp please be nice#mine#fanfic#motogp fanfic
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Uuuh Bezznaia, Mabio and Jorge/Aleix for the ship bingo <3
thank you anon!!! 💕 lessss gooooooo
okay so, bezznaia!!
bffs forever, wouldn’t read a fic IF inherently sexual, anything with friendship is well welcomed. i know there’s some chemistry there BUT they only strike me as a very affectionate brotherly duo but nothing more 😭 probably its bc im not really a fan of best friends to lovers trope either i guess. but they’re very dear to me
mabio! ✨
not really my cup of tea BUT they’re somewhat intriguing. bc i love them both and i love how fabio literally adores marc 24/7. no exaggeration, you can see that man swooning all over for that tiny little bastard. they’re also the cutest mfs out there and i cry everytime they’re together bc they’re so squishy and adorable and i would die for them. would’ve love to see more of them in some different dynamic
JORGE/ALEIX UH
when im not too busy hating on martino i gotta admit his relationship with aleix makes me weak. prob bc its aleix, or prob just bc theyre so unbelievable gay for each other that it gets so funny after a while. absolutely love their whole dynamic, dada’s little brat and all of that. dada being a whole ass menace himself. but a daddy and his bratty little pleading twunk anyway. made for each other. WOULD GLADLY READ SOMETHING ABOUT THEM
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what happened during that fp session:
--johann zarco talked about tax evasion
--andrea migno and fabio di giannantonio gave loris capirossi (in the safety car) a ride through penalty (which he completed)
--seagulls were setting lap times
--augusto fernandez played uno with his team and matt birt and louis suddaby commentated it
--fabio quartararo became a professional photographer
--everyone was eating lunch
--simon crafar asked both lorenzo savadori and marco bezzecchi separately if they have boyfriends
--jorge martín was asked his hobbies and said hanging out with aleix espargaro
--spongebob???
what didn't happen during that fp session:
--a single bike going on track
#motogp#philip island gp 2024#johann zarco#fabio quartararo#augusto fernandez#fabio di giannantonio#andrea migno#marco bezzecchi#jorge martín#aleix espargaro
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#motogp#marc marquez#valentino rossi#vr46#rosquez#francesco bagnaia#celestino vietti#marco bezzecchi#aleix espargaro#jorge lorenzo#jorge martin#mm93#luca marini#fabio quartararo#enea bastianini#casey stoner#pedro acosta
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they wildin
#when mat oxley posted that video of a party i knew fabio was gonna be there#jorge is properly wrecked lmao#at least papi aleix is watching over him#fabio quartararo#jorge martin#aleix espargaro#motogp#elie.txt
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"motorsports is VERY serious"
two retired drivers have admitted to having a crush on fernando alonso.
theres literally a picture of aleix espargaro and jorge martin kissing.
the only thing they take seriously is homosexuality.
#thank you for coming to my ted talk!#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#fa14#jenson button#mark webber#aleix espargaro#ae41#jorge martin#jm89#motogp
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This is what Aleix is greeted with btw
#I don't even know what that is#I wanted to make a totally different post BUT HERE WE GO#motogp#jorge martin#pedro acosta#aleix/jorge#Aleix/Pedro#THEY ARE HAVING SEX#Jorge is all sweet smile and innocent looking#And Pedro is the brat#TO LITERALLY NO ONES SURPRISE
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which could mean nothing
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They really ain’t fooling anyone
#this is exactly how me and my friends acted at our summerball right down to the drunkness and plastic sunglasses 😭#mind you this was at aleix’s 10 year ANNIVERSARY party#i know what they are#motogp#jorge martin#aleix espargaro
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Jorge Martin + being emotional at Aleix Espargaro's retirement announcement.
#motogp#aleix espargaro#jorge martin#pol espargaro#pedro acosta#moto: catalunya 2024#y: 2024#my gifs#*#this took about forever#but I had to#4189#miguel oliveira#alex rins#it's pol's also comforting jorge for me#100
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🌊
#marc marquez#valentino rossi#marco bezzecchi#franco morbidelli#andrea migno#celestino vietti#enea bastianini#fabio di giannantonio#jorge martin#aleix espargaro#kimi antonelli#motogp#moto2#f2
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This is INSANE
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also Jorge and Valentino comparing themselves to "passionate lovers"....
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