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kevotsuka · 2 months ago
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"Por un momento pensé 'version lesbica de Aleix/Jorge" No Kev, it won't be for a moment, I'll be thinking of this for the rest of my life.
I- I don't gonna say sorry orz orz orz
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ray935sworld · 2 months ago
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verdemint · 4 months ago
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So after tony effe x motogp riders, we got another hyper specific italian post, THANKS TO @marquezista who basically was the other evil mastermind behind this, we got
ACADEMY BOYS AND MOTOGP RIDERS as ANNA new album!!!
(this is once again hyper specific coz Anna has become my entire summer yes thanku) (Anna TI AMO)
Starting out strong we have
-enea as INTRO
I mean: “ pesce grosso vengo dalla costa” (“big fish im from the coast”)
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IF THIS IS NOT ENEA FROM RIMINI
Also “pink lipgloss mi vesto tutta rossa” ENEA AND HIS CUNTY FUCSIA 23 on that RED BIKE
-luca marini: once again my fav posh blondie is the cuntiest song on the album BIKINI > sono sexy senza bikini, tutti i ragazzi voglion darmi i bacini (im sexy without my bikini, all the academy boys want to kiss me )
“Sai che sono bella come una model yaeh yeah” no explantion needed
“Anche quando sbaglio non imparo” (“even when i make a mistake i never learn”) > luca on honda lol
-diggia as CHICA ITALIANA
NO EXPLANATION JUST VIBESSS, the american dream propaganda for sure got to diggia
-pecco: again pecco in his overconfident era or BADDIE PECCO
"VIENI DALLA BADDIE BADDIE" (I know pecco would rather choke than listen to this but thats the best part!!!)
-bezz: bezz contains multitudes but in the end HELLO KITTY SONO TROPPO KINKY, IL MIO BB NON METTE GLI SKINNY< bezz and his indie boy Calcutta complex would rather die than be with someone with skinny jeans so!
ALSO KINKY BEZZ TRUTH
(other good bezz candidates were: "tonight" for high fattone bezz (sto highhhhhh cit.) and for depre bezz “una tipa come me" (il mio mood va giù poi su, poi giù poi su poi cit.))
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hello kitty bezz to me
-franky!: controversial but ABC esp thasup verse mostly for the cannetta vibes (we all know Franky smokes the best weed for sure)
-now we get to WHY THIS ALL THING STARTED: ALEIX AND/OR JORGE MARTIN AS 30°
i don't think ive ever seen aleix (or jorge tbh) wearing clothes on their insta, they’re always naked and SUPER TANNED so A ABBRONZATISSIMA E BELLISSIMA A A OCCHI COME IL MAR CORPO CHE TI FA FARE AHH
Bonus bonus: this album is actually an aleix/jorge fanfiction coz:
“si fa una chain con il mio name sono la best bitch ever” ( he wears a chain with my name on it, im the best bitch ever)
AND
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bonus bonus bonus: migno rimasto al 2020 se gli chiedi ANNA ti dice solo BANDO
thank u @marquezista again for ur precious precious knowledge!!! I nostri neuroni si sono fusi insieme
and if someone has any ideas for CELE PLS LET ME KNOW! cele the most difficult baddie :(( is cele the ultimate baddie?
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vettelsbitch · 1 year ago
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Laundry Service
Aleix/Jorge | Explicit | 3.2k
Jorge wants to try out a particular roleplay. He's very persuasive.
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myrquez · 5 months ago
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Uuuh Bezznaia, Mabio and Jorge/Aleix for the ship bingo <3
thank you anon!!! 💕 lessss gooooooo
okay so, bezznaia!!
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bffs forever, wouldn’t read a fic IF inherently sexual, anything with friendship is well welcomed. i know there’s some chemistry there BUT they only strike me as a very affectionate brotherly duo but nothing more 😭 probably its bc im not really a fan of best friends to lovers trope either i guess. but they’re very dear to me
mabio! ✨
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not really my cup of tea BUT they’re somewhat intriguing. bc i love them both and i love how fabio literally adores marc 24/7. no exaggeration, you can see that man swooning all over for that tiny little bastard. they’re also the cutest mfs out there and i cry everytime they’re together bc they’re so squishy and adorable and i would die for them. would’ve love to see more of them in some different dynamic
JORGE/ALEIX UH
when im not too busy hating on martino i gotta admit his relationship with aleix makes me weak. prob bc its aleix, or prob just bc theyre so unbelievable gay for each other that it gets so funny after a while. absolutely love their whole dynamic, dada’s little brat and all of that. dada being a whole ass menace himself. but a daddy and his bratty little pleading twunk anyway. made for each other. WOULD GLADLY READ SOMETHING ABOUT THEM
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forza-beznaia · 2 months ago
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toastytrusty · 1 month ago
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what happened during that fp session:
--johann zarco talked about tax evasion
--andrea migno and fabio di giannantonio gave loris capirossi (in the safety car) a ride through penalty (which he completed)
--seagulls were setting lap times
--augusto fernandez played uno with his team and matt birt and louis suddaby commentated it
--fabio quartararo became a professional photographer
--everyone was eating lunch
--simon crafar asked both lorenzo savadori and marco bezzecchi separately if they have boyfriends
--jorge martín was asked his hobbies and said hanging out with aleix espargaro
--spongebob???
what didn't happen during that fp session:
--a single bike going on track
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muxas-world · 8 days ago
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Immmm... I feel like I'm sterruping something by just looking at this cd
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ray935sworld · 2 months ago
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This is what Aleix is greeted with btw
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dellovestorant · 8 days ago
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You expect me to believe that they're not fucking?
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raikkonens · 8 days ago
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gonna miss them </3
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scrollonso · 3 months ago
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"motorsports is VERY serious"
two retired drivers have admitted to having a crush on fernando alonso.
theres literally a picture of aleix espargaro and jorge martin kissing.
the only thing they take seriously is homosexuality.
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apr1lias · 5 months ago
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They really ain’t fooling anyone
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bezzplaining · 2 months ago
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🌊
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ray935sworld · 22 days ago
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Unfriendly reminder that the next race will be the last race that Bez will be racing in the team of those who basically raised him and have been by his side for his entire career.
Jorge Martin will leave the team that helped him through the highs and lows of his career and didn't gave up on him after a terrifying accident in his rookie season.
It's the last race where the Marquez brothers will be teammates and the last before Marc is once again part of a factory team
It's the last race of Aleix Espargaro, the last rider that has been on the grid during Marco Simoncellis career.
It is the last race of Taka Nakagami, a rider that has been an inspiration to many Japanese children.
It's the last race of Augusto Fernandez after only 2 years in MotoGP.
It will be the last for Ai Ogura, Somkiat Chantra and Fermin Aldeguer as moto2 riders.
It probably will be the last race where Honda is still having a spark of the iconic orange Honda colors since Repsol won't sponsor them next year.
It might be the last race where Pecco is carrying the number 1 for now.
(I DID/ DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS BEING REPOSTED ON OTHER SITES!)
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fall0utmind · 1 month ago
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This is INSANE
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