#alastor mentioned

[nyahhat]

YKNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS !!!

he would definitely launch a cyberbullying campaign against alastor and alastor would have no fucking idea it's happening LMAO

[ameliathetadclover]

I don’t think this is healthy

(tagging Randy because we just have to 😄)

@randysworld-multi-fandom-fan

[aspergirl-2006]

So, I translated a new song. This time it's by a Colombian singer, Esteman. His stage name is a combination of his first and last name, Esteban Mateus, and at the same time is a word play, since “este man” just means “this man”. Now, this song needs a little bit of context. It was specifically written and performed to be the opening theme for the Spanish-Colombian silent cartoon series Mr. Trance, I used to watch it every time it aired on Cartoon Network when I was a kid, so it makes me very nostalgic.

There's a few reasons why I chose to translate this song today. First, I'm just a couple of hours away from becoming an adult, I'm turning 18 and I suppose nostalgia has been haunting me for a few weeks now. Second, since it's pride month, I found this song really fitting since Esteman is an openly gay artist, he's also married with the Mexican actor Jorge Caballero. Also, there's this little headcanon that me and a few other people share about Mr. and Mrs. Trance being- well- a trans couple; making a funny pun with their names. And third, the main reason why I decided to translate this song is because of how underwhelming the official English version of the opening is... Like- it sounds like they recorded it right after Esteman had woke up from a nap. The lyrics are barely audible, and... it just sounds wrong. Hear it for yourselves.

Besides, they didn't dubbed the extended version of the song.

So here it is, this amazing song that brings me so many happy memories, with English subtitles so you all can enjoy it as much as I do.

Also, just as a side note, I'm sure you already noticed that Mr. Trance is pretty much built like a Vivziepop character/Tumblr Sexyman and yeah, I've seen some people call him the Colombian Alastor. Except he's actually a really nice person, your regular cool guy.

Anyway, here you go.

Well guys, Happy Pride Month everyone!

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Alastor died in 1933. Using the assumption the pilot takes place when it came out in 2019 that's 86 years in between.

Alastor died in his 30s-40s therfore making him a part of the the Greatest Generation.

2019+86=2105

Alastor would be a millennial if he died in 2019 during his 30s-40s.

Podcast is the modern radio.

Therfore if the series was made in 2105 Alastor would be a millennial podcast demon.

[greenandsorrow]

This song.

(tw before you listen)

Alastor as a boy.

Before he made himself belong in Hell.

He is this song. Or better... He used to be.

The gay part (the song describes) is probably the only way he'd be able to explain to himself (in 1920) that he's not attracted to anyone -especially women- in the way he was forced to, by society.

He is a chaotic neutral -but also menacing- demon, but I love how complex he really is.

Should I write human Alastor fanfiction?🫣 (It'd probably be heartfelt and sad rather than sexy and smutty)

[loki104-uwu]

Just gonna update Nova's info

Name: Nova Hartfelt (sometimes called Stardust or Nova Stardust)

She's an overlord in my au, more specifically of space and song (Alastor is the overlord of radio and song in my au)

She is an astronomer (so yeah she is a nerd), she also owns an astrological themed club and she does sing and knows how to play guitar and piano.

She's Alastor's little sister (they never really got along in their past lives and they don't really get along now, they have an Lilo and stitch type relationship but when Lilo and Stitch first met).

She died when she was around 22 (shot herself in the head, she uses her bangs to hide the bullet wound, and no she didn't go to hell because of suicide she did help Alastor murder some people)

I ship her with Lucifer and Adam in a throuple poly-realtionship (she hates them at first but she slowly grows to like/stand the two). their ship name is Fallenstar

Nova's sexuality is Pansexual, and her pronouns are she/her.

and just to clarify Lucifer does own Adam and Nova's soul.

[voxtek-official]

Different anon here, and don't lie to yourself, alastor is the perfection >:(

“̶G̶̶E̶̶T̶ ̶T̶̶H̶̶A̶̶T̶ ̶R̶̶E̶̶D̶ ̶F̶̶U̶̶C̶̶K̶̶E̶̶R̶ ̶O̶̶U̶̶T̶ ̶O̶̶F̶ ̶Y̶̶O̶̶U̶̶R̶ ̶D̶̶I̶̶R̶̶T̶̶Y̶ ̶M̶̶O̶̶U̶̶T̶̶H̶”

[demonictacobeard]

It works in reverse too

Adam turning a tree into toothpicks with an ax: That eye ball swallowing son of a bitch brought my kids into an argument when he’s just pretending to be father figure of the year to piss you off? Two faced weak ass bitch. Will this tree just fucking die already?!

Lucifer, reclining on a huge rock like a sunning snake: You know I think he’s been trying to get under your skin on purpose lately, like he’s trying to ruin your progress, let’s get under his back

Adam turning away from the tree: I’m listening

Lucifer smiling in a vicious way: That suit of his is like a second skin, but it’s so ugly my eyes water so for the good of the hotel wouldn’t it be better if it was I don’t know green?

Adam, his wings flapping with vengeful happiness: Green and fucking white, we need to make him look like a shitty gardening bag

Lucifer hopping off the rock: Mammon will gag when we’re done

Vaggie later that day seeing them mess with sorcery: Uh what the hell are you two doing with a pentagram?

Lucifer smiling: Ruining Alastor’s day, my favorite future daughter in law

Adam rolling his eyes: She’s your only fucking future daughter in law

Vaggie debating what to do: When this blows up and he starts sharpening his carving knives I’ll say I saw nothing, but unofficially keep up the good work

Adam saluting her sarcastically: Yeah, yeah you aren’t helping and shit but you’ll laugh like a witch when it happens. At least take pictures Vag

Vaggie scowling because it’s Adam: Oh fuck you captain cuck. What are you doing that I’ll be able to take pictures?

Lucifer, putting a hand over a seething Adam’s mouth: Turning his suit green and white!

Vaggie:……God Damnit now i do have to take pictures

I feel like when Sinner Adam starts to get used to the idea of being in Hell for a while, and warms up to Lucifer (he knows him best out of these people and there’s a weird history) he would just……..

Annoy the ever living shit out of Alastor with him, knowing that Alastor can’t physically harm him or Charlie will get upset

Lucifer, ranting about Alastor: He had the nerve to call me flighty! Flighty. And the other day he said if he was starving he’d never try my flesh because it would taste of melancholy, which is outdated as fuck and disturbing. I know if you can learn how to say that’s the tea then you can Doomgle that it’s called depression now you radio station wash out. Damnit I hate him!

Adam, sipping a daiquiri in a styrofoam cup: You know what we should do? Scramble the signal of every radio in Pride, so they only play advertisements for TV’s

Lucifer, blinking: …….It’ll take some heavy sorcery, are you willing to try this time?

Adam, smirking: I will study for spite bitch, let’s fuck that deer up

[mrgoodenough254]

I get that's it urks people what's going on with alastor, but I wished people would say more in the aroace tag than about him, lately it has been mostly about him and his representation.

I understand it, it's just all that's said now.

[elsa-fogen]

I could eat you for breakfast | Breakfast AU (Part 1)

Do you though?

You really shouldn't say such thing in front of 2 real unhinged cannibals...

|1| (you're here) - |2| - |3| - |4| - |5| - |6| - |7|

Just for you to know, none of the next parts have real gore in them

Bonus

The boys got a present from their kind neighbor Radio Demon ☺☺☺

UPD: I wanted to show somehow that Alastor also holds her soul, but forgor HEUUUUUGH

AU Masterpost

[cakesandpotion]

IC: Streaming Rumors

“I’m pretty sure it’s not a rumor; but I’ve heard that the infamous Radio Demon fucks his radios behind closed doors!” 

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[hazbingirliexoxo]

Angel: *angrily, reading through Val’s texts* ARE YOU-

Reader: *nonchalantly* fucking

Angel: KIDDIN’ ME?! THIS

Reader: fucking

Angel: IDIOT

Husk: Uhh, what the hell was that?

Reader: Charlie banned Angel from swearing so I offered to help him out

[spacebubblehomebase]

📻🍎 I know Alastor's Shadow conveys his true feelings at times, but what if his random background music does too? XD Meanwhile, Luci's just there to give our deer friend a little smooch! 🥰💕✨️

Also I am proud to announce that I'm officially on break from school. Which means it's back to your regularly not scheduled programming of #HHStargazersAU content from me! Please look forward to it! Because I'm just as excited to share my Chaggie & Radioapple story to you all once again! =D -Bubbly💙

[auntie-rosie1920]

“Rosie, is Alastor ever afraid of you?”

“Sometimes…”

[selineram3421]

*slams alarm clock against the wall*

Hissy Kitty

Part 4

Part 3

Alastor X Reader

Warnings ⚠

⚠ mentions of alcohol, all caps for shouting/yelling, our deer man in denial, cussing ⚠

"What just happened?", Alastor asked.

He looked around with furrowed eyebrows, confused.

"Are you ok? What was that?", you got his attention with your questions. "Why did you threaten Sir Pentious?"

Then he noticed how close you were, and the hold he had on you.

"Alastor?"

Ripping himself away, he took a large step back. Looking you up and down in a panic before taking a step into the shadows, disappearing from your sight.

You stood alone in the hallway, wondering what had caused such a reaction, both the anger and the panic. Then you walked to the lobby, seeing your brother working at the bar and you took a seat on a bar stool with a sigh.

"Never thought I'd see you come up to the bar like that.", Husk quirked a brow. "Need to talk to the bartender?", he asked, getting a cup ready.

"No.", you sighed and crossed your arms on the counter, resting your chin on them. "I need to talk to my older brother."

A drink was placed in front of you before there was another one next to it, then your brother walked out from behind the bar and sat on the bar stool on your right side.

"Alright kit, lay it on me.", he said and got his drink to take a sip.

"It's just been weird.", you started off. "I know Alastor is around me to bug you, we've established that.", you gestured to each other. "But the others think that he's trying to court me?"

"Pffffft-!", Husk sprayed out some of his drink.

"Which I know is not true, because that isn't what's been happening but Charlie and Pentious think that. And the weirdest part just happened a few minutes ago.", you continued.

Your brother coughed before wiping his mouth.

"What happened?"

"I was talking to Pentious and then all of a sudden Alastor appeared behind me.", you gestured as if someone was behind you now. "Pulled me away from my conversation with Sir Pentious and threatened to cook him."

Your brother was quiet, holding his cup as he thought before placing it down on the counter. He turned his body to face you and placed a hand on your shoulder.

"I need to know every detail of what happened, this doesn't sound normal but I can't be too sure.", he says. "That smiling fuck is not normal in general."

"Ok.", you nod and start over. "Sir Pentious had stopped me in the hallway.."

.

Alastor teleported somewhere far away from you within the hotel.

He couldn't go back to his tower, you were too close by and he needed a moment to think, to not worry about being found by you. Then he remembered that you held his face, the lingering feeling of your touch on his cheek made his chest tighten.

"Alastor? Is everything ok?", he heard the familiar voice of the Princess.

Somewhat surprised, the deer demon takes a good look around of where he is. He had teleported himself into Charlie and Vaggie's room.

"Apologies dear, I was in a bit of a rush to notice where I was going.", he says with a tight smile and fixes his coat. "I shall be off.", he turns to face the exit.

"Oh wait!", the Princess gets up from her seat and walks over. "Let them know that their clothes are finished. Niffty sure works fast."

Not paying any mind to it, he glances at the blonde.

"Who exactly?", he asks.

Then she says your name.

He stands still like a deer in headlights.

"Why would I let them know?", he turns to face her with brows furrowed slightly.

"Because you're always around them, I assumed that you were going to see them again.", Charlie explains.

"HA!", the Radio Demon laughs. "Do you think me a lovesick fool? Following them around like some dizzy-"

"Love?", she says confused. "I never said anything about love.."

He stares at the Princess for a moment, seeing her make the realization before quickly making his way towards the door.

"¡'m |€@v¡n& Ω¤￦."

"Al! What's so wrong with being-?", Charlie followed behind him.

"Being in love?", Alastor stopped walking to finished her question, turning around to face the Princess.

"Yes! Why is that a bad thing?", she continued.

So many reasons. He thought.

"It makes a person ￦€aK.", he replied instead. "It clouds one's thoughts, blinds, consumes, ruins.", he shook his head. "I could never allow myself to fall so low."

The Princess looked at him with a sad glare.

"I don't know if my word on love means anything but to me love gives strength, it inspires, encourages, protects-"

"IT DOES NOTHING TO HELP PROTECT SOMEONE!"

Feeling the ends of his smile start to turn down, he looked away and made his way to the door.

"I'm leaving.", he said, voice void of static, deciding to use the shadows to escape from the conversation quicker.

Teleporting to his Radio Tower, he sees the mess of glass was cleaned up.

"Good, now I can get to work and forget about this whole th-"

The trap door slammed open, causing Alastor to snap his head around to see who had dared to enter his tower uninvited.

"You've got five fucking seconds to explain yourself.", Husk growled as he stood in the room.

"What are you going on about?"

"You touched my sibling again but this time you were pissed off.", the cat demon stomped his way over to the deer demon. "Why would some other demon touching them piss you off so much, huh? I told you countless fucking times that they aren't yours."

Husk jabbed at his boss's chest with his claw.

Alastor grew taller, letting his anger show. "D¤ Ωo+ toμ©h m€ aΩd ¡ wiL| dθ a$ I pL€a$e."

The two glared at each other until the cat's eyes widened.

"Holy shit.", Husk lowered his hand.

"￦hAt?", the Radio Demon hissed, ready to teach the ex Overlord a lesson.

"You're in love with them.."

*glares at the morning sun* No.

~Seline, the person.

Part 5

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[loki104-uwu]

Bored so I made a Hazbin hotel sona

(I made her like a month or two ago I've just been too scared to show her)

(Left is her human disuse and right is her normal appearance)

Her name is Nova stardust and here's some facts about her ^^:

She's an overlord

She is an astronomer but she also owns an astrological themed club

She's Alastor's little sister (they never really got along in their past lives and they don't really get along now, they have an Lilo and stitch type relationship but when Lilo and Stitch first met)

She died when she was around 22