#alastor mentioned

[nyahhat]

YKNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS !!!

he would definitely launch a cyberbullying campaign against alastor and alastor would have no fucking idea it's happening LMAO

[ameliathetadclover]

I don’t think this is healthy

(tagging Randy because we just have to 😄)

@randysworld-multi-fandom-fan

[asmodeus-682]

Zestial headcanons because he's my fav side character

1. He can make a toxic mist come from his palms, though he rarely uses it unless VERY necessary

2. He has a scar on the top of his head from a near-death encounter with an exorcist.

3. Is scared of being alone

4. He owns 2 radios, one he listens to music with and one he listens to Alastor's broadcasts with

5. He is very good at weaving and sewing

[aspergirl-2006]

So, I translated a new song. This time it's by a Colombian singer, Esteman. His stage name is a combination of his first and last name, Esteban Mateus, and at the same time is a word play, since “este man” just means “this man”. Now, this song needs a little bit of context. It was specifically written and performed to be the opening theme for the Spanish-Colombian silent cartoon series Mr. Trance, I used to watch it every time it aired on Cartoon Network when I was a kid, so it makes me very nostalgic.

There's a few reasons why I chose to translate this song today. First, I'm just a couple of hours away from becoming an adult, I'm turning 18 and I suppose nostalgia has been haunting me for a few weeks now. Second, since it's pride month, I found this song really fitting since Esteman is an openly gay artist, he's also married with the Mexican actor Jorge Caballero. Also, there's this little headcanon that me and a few other people share about Mr. and Mrs. Trance being- well- a trans couple; making a funny pun with their names. And third, the main reason why I decided to translate this song is because of how underwhelming the official English version of the opening is... Like- it sounds like they recorded it right after Esteman had woke up from a nap. The lyrics are barely audible, and... it just sounds wrong. Hear it for yourselves.

Besides, they didn't dubbed the extended version of the song.

So here it is, this amazing song that brings me so many happy memories, with English subtitles so you all can enjoy it as much as I do.

Also, just as a side note, I'm sure you already noticed that Mr. Trance is pretty much built like a Vivziepop character/Tumblr Sexyman and yeah, I've seen some people call him the Colombian Alastor. Except he's actually a really nice person, your regular cool guy.

Anyway, here you go.

Well guys, Happy Pride Month everyone!

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Alastor died in 1933. Using the assumption the pilot takes place when it came out in 2019 that's 86 years in between.

Alastor died in his 30s-40s therfore making him a part of the the Greatest Generation.

2019+86=2105

Alastor would be a millennial if he died in 2019 during his 30s-40s.

Podcast is the modern radio.

Therfore if the series was made in 2105 Alastor would be a millennial podcast demon.

[greenandsorrow]

This song.

(tw before you listen)

Alastor as a boy.

Before he made himself belong in Hell.

He is this song. Or better... He used to be.

The gay part (the song describes) is probably the only way he'd be able to explain to himself (in 1920) that he's not attracted to anyone -especially women- in the way he was forced to, by society.

He is a chaotic neutral -but also menacing- demon, but I love how complex he really is.

Should I write human Alastor fanfiction?🫣 (It'd probably be heartfelt and sad rather than sexy and smutty)

[loki104-uwu]

Just gonna update Nova's info

Name: Nova Hartfelt (sometimes called Stardust or Nova Stardust)

She's an overlord in my au, more specifically of space and song (Alastor is the overlord of radio and song in my au)

She is an astronomer (so yeah she is a nerd), she also owns an astrological themed club and she does sing and knows how to play guitar and piano.

She's Alastor's little sister (they never really got along in their past lives and they don't really get along now, they have an Lilo and stitch type relationship but when Lilo and Stitch first met).

She died when she was around 22 (shot herself in the head, she uses her bangs to hide the bullet wound, and no she didn't go to hell because of suicide she did help Alastor murder some people)

I ship her with Lucifer and Adam in a throuple poly-realtionship (she hates them at first but she slowly grows to like/stand the two). their ship name is Fallenstar

Nova's sexuality is Pansexual, and her pronouns are she/her.

and just to clarify Lucifer does own Adam and Nova's soul.

[voxtek-official]

Different anon here, and don't lie to yourself, alastor is the perfection >:(

“̶G̶̶E̶̶T̶ ̶T̶̶H̶̶A̶̶T̶ ̶R̶̶E̶̶D̶ ̶F̶̶U̶̶C̶̶K̶̶E̶̶R̶ ̶O̶̶U̶̶T̶ ̶O̶̶F̶ ̶Y̶̶O̶̶U̶̶R̶ ̶D̶̶I̶̶R̶̶T̶̶Y̶ ̶M̶̶O̶̶U̶̶T̶̶H̶”

[demonictacobeard]

It works in reverse too

Adam turning a tree into toothpicks with an ax: That eye ball swallowing son of a bitch brought my kids into an argument when he’s just pretending to be father figure of the year to piss you off? Two faced weak ass bitch. Will this tree just fucking die already?!

Lucifer, reclining on a huge rock like a sunning snake: You know I think he’s been trying to get under your skin on purpose lately, like he’s trying to ruin your progress, let’s get under his back

Adam turning away from the tree: I’m listening

Lucifer smiling in a vicious way: That suit of his is like a second skin, but it’s so ugly my eyes water so for the good of the hotel wouldn’t it be better if it was I don’t know green?

Adam, his wings flapping with vengeful happiness: Green and fucking white, we need to make him look like a shitty gardening bag

Lucifer hopping off the rock: Mammon will gag when we’re done

Vaggie later that day seeing them mess with sorcery: Uh what the hell are you two doing with a pentagram?

Lucifer smiling: Ruining Alastor’s day, my favorite future daughter in law

Adam rolling his eyes: She’s your only fucking future daughter in law

Vaggie debating what to do: When this blows up and he starts sharpening his carving knives I’ll say I saw nothing, but unofficially keep up the good work

Adam saluting her sarcastically: Yeah, yeah you aren’t helping and shit but you’ll laugh like a witch when it happens. At least take pictures Vag

Vaggie scowling because it’s Adam: Oh fuck you captain cuck. What are you doing that I’ll be able to take pictures?

Lucifer, putting a hand over a seething Adam’s mouth: Turning his suit green and white!

Vaggie:……God Damnit now i do have to take pictures

I feel like when Sinner Adam starts to get used to the idea of being in Hell for a while, and warms up to Lucifer (he knows him best out of these people and there’s a weird history) he would just……..

Annoy the ever living shit out of Alastor with him, knowing that Alastor can’t physically harm him or Charlie will get upset

Lucifer, ranting about Alastor: He had the nerve to call me flighty! Flighty. And the other day he said if he was starving he’d never try my flesh because it would taste of melancholy, which is outdated as fuck and disturbing. I know if you can learn how to say that’s the tea then you can Doomgle that it’s called depression now you radio station wash out. Damnit I hate him!

Adam, sipping a daiquiri in a styrofoam cup: You know what we should do? Scramble the signal of every radio in Pride, so they only play advertisements for TV’s

Lucifer, blinking: …….It’ll take some heavy sorcery, are you willing to try this time?

Adam, smirking: I will study for spite bitch, let’s fuck that deer up

[mrgoodenough254]

I get that's it urks people what's going on with alastor, but I wished people would say more in the aroace tag than about him, lately it has been mostly about him and his representation.

I understand it, it's just all that's said now.

[elsa-fogen]

I could eat you for breakfast | Breakfast AU (Part 1)

Do you though?

You really shouldn't say such thing in front of 2 real unhinged cannibals...

|1| (you're here) - |2| - |3| - |4| - |5| - |6| - |7|

Just for you to know, none of the next parts have real gore in them

Bonus

The boys got a present from their kind neighbor Radio Demon ☺☺☺

UPD: I wanted to show somehow that Alastor also holds her soul, but forgor HEUUUUUGH

AU Masterpost

[cakesandpotion]

IC: Streaming Rumors

“I’m pretty sure it’s not a rumor; but I’ve heard that the infamous Radio Demon fucks his radios behind closed doors!” 

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[hazbingirliexoxo]

Angel: *angrily, reading through Val’s texts* ARE YOU-

Reader: *nonchalantly* fucking

Angel: KIDDIN’ ME?! THIS

Reader: fucking

Angel: IDIOT

Husk: Uhh, what the hell was that?

Reader: Charlie banned Angel from swearing so I offered to help him out

[spacebubblehomebase]

📻🍎 I know Alastor's Shadow conveys his true feelings at times, but what if his random background music does too? XD Meanwhile, Luci's just there to give our deer friend a little smooch! 🥰💕✨️

Also I am proud to announce that I'm officially on break from school. Which means it's back to your regularly not scheduled programming of #HHStargazersAU content from me! Please look forward to it! Because I'm just as excited to share my Chaggie & Radioapple story to you all once again! =D -Bubbly💙

[auntie-rosie1920]

“Rosie, is Alastor ever afraid of you?”

“Sometimes…”

[loki104-uwu]

Bored so I made a Hazbin hotel sona

(I made her like a month or two ago I've just been too scared to show her)

(Left is her human disuse and right is her normal appearance)

Her name is Nova stardust and here's some facts about her ^^:

She's an overlord

She is an astronomer but she also owns an astrological themed club

She's Alastor's little sister (they never really got along in their past lives and they don't really get along now, they have an Lilo and stitch type relationship but when Lilo and Stitch first met)

She died when she was around 22