#alastor mentioned

[nyahhat]

YKNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS !!!

he would definitely launch a cyberbullying campaign against alastor and alastor would have no fucking idea it's happening LMAO

[ameliathetadclover]

I don’t think this is healthy

(tagging Randy because we just have to 😄)

@randysworld-multi-fandom-fan

[aspergirl-2006]

So, I translated a new song. This time it's by a Colombian singer, Esteman. His stage name is a combination of his first and last name, Esteban Mateus, and at the same time is a word play, since “este man” just means “this man”. Now, this song needs a little bit of context. It was specifically written and performed to be the opening theme for the Spanish-Colombian silent cartoon series Mr. Trance, I used to watch it every time it aired on Cartoon Network when I was a kid, so it makes me very nostalgic.

There's a few reasons why I chose to translate this song today. First, I'm just a couple of hours away from becoming an adult, I'm turning 18 and I suppose nostalgia has been haunting me for a few weeks now. Second, since it's pride month, I found this song really fitting since Esteman is an openly gay artist, he's also married with the Mexican actor Jorge Caballero. Also, there's this little headcanon that me and a few other people share about Mr. and Mrs. Trance being- well- a trans couple; making a funny pun with their names. And third, the main reason why I decided to translate this song is because of how underwhelming the official English version of the opening is... Like- it sounds like they recorded it right after Esteman had woke up from a nap. The lyrics are barely audible, and... it just sounds wrong. Hear it for yourselves.

Besides, they didn't dubbed the extended version of the song.

So here it is, this amazing song that brings me so many happy memories, with English subtitles so you all can enjoy it as much as I do.

Also, just as a side note, I'm sure you already noticed that Mr. Trance is pretty much built like a Vivziepop character/Tumblr Sexyman and yeah, I've seen some people call him the Colombian Alastor. Except he's actually a really nice person, your regular cool guy.

Anyway, here you go.

Well guys, Happy Pride Month everyone!

[greenandsorrow]

This song.

(tw before you listen)

Alastor as a boy.

Before he made himself belong in Hell.

He is this song. Or better... He used to be.

The gay part (the song describes) is probably the only way he'd be able to explain to himself (in 1920) that he's not attracted to anyone -especially women- in the way he was forced to, by society.

He is a chaotic neutral -but also menacing- demon, but I love how complex he really is.

Should I write human Alastor fanfiction?🫣 (It'd probably be heartfelt and sad rather than sexy and smutty)

[loki104-uwu]

Just gonna update Nova's info

Name: Nova Hartfelt (sometimes called Stardust or Nova Stardust)

She's an overlord in my au, more specifically of space and song (Alastor is the overlord of radio and song in my au)

She is an astronomer (so yeah she is a nerd), she also owns an astrological themed club and she does sing and knows how to play guitar and piano.

She's Alastor's little sister (they never really got along in their past lives and they don't really get along now, they have an Lilo and stitch type relationship but when Lilo and Stitch first met).

She died when she was around 22 (shot herself in the head, she uses her bangs to hide the bullet wound, and no she didn't go to hell because of suicide she did help Alastor murder some people)

I ship her with Lucifer and Adam in a throuple poly-realtionship (she hates them at first but she slowly grows to like/stand the two). their ship name is Fallenstar

Nova's sexuality is Pansexual, and her pronouns are she/her.

and just to clarify Lucifer does own Adam and Nova's soul.

[voxtek-official]

Different anon here, and don't lie to yourself, alastor is the perfection >:(

“̶G̶̶E̶̶T̶ ̶T̶̶H̶̶A̶̶T̶ ̶R̶̶E̶̶D̶ ̶F̶̶U̶̶C̶̶K̶̶E̶̶R̶ ̶O̶̶U̶̶T̶ ̶O̶̶F̶ ̶Y̶̶O̶̶U̶̶R̶ ̶D̶̶I̶̶R̶̶T̶̶Y̶ ̶M̶̶O̶̶U̶̶T̶̶H̶”

[demonictacobeard]

It works in reverse too

Adam turning a tree into toothpicks with an ax: That eye ball swallowing son of a bitch brought my kids into an argument when he’s just pretending to be father figure of the year to piss you off? Two faced weak ass bitch. Will this tree just fucking die already?!

Lucifer, reclining on a huge rock like a sunning snake: You know I think he’s been trying to get under your skin on purpose lately, like he’s trying to ruin your progress, let’s get under his back

Adam turning away from the tree: I’m listening

Lucifer smiling in a vicious way: That suit of his is like a second skin, but it’s so ugly my eyes water so for the good of the hotel wouldn’t it be better if it was I don’t know green?

Adam, his wings flapping with vengeful happiness: Green and fucking white, we need to make him look like a shitty gardening bag

Lucifer hopping off the rock: Mammon will gag when we’re done

Vaggie later that day seeing them mess with sorcery: Uh what the hell are you two doing with a pentagram?

Lucifer smiling: Ruining Alastor’s day, my favorite future daughter in law

Adam rolling his eyes: She’s your only fucking future daughter in law

Vaggie debating what to do: When this blows up and he starts sharpening his carving knives I’ll say I saw nothing, but unofficially keep up the good work

Adam saluting her sarcastically: Yeah, yeah you aren’t helping and shit but you’ll laugh like a witch when it happens. At least take pictures Vag

Vaggie scowling because it’s Adam: Oh fuck you captain cuck. What are you doing that I’ll be able to take pictures?

Lucifer, putting a hand over a seething Adam’s mouth: Turning his suit green and white!

Vaggie:……God Damnit now i do have to take pictures

I feel like when Sinner Adam starts to get used to the idea of being in Hell for a while, and warms up to Lucifer (he knows him best out of these people and there’s a weird history) he would just……..

Annoy the ever living shit out of Alastor with him, knowing that Alastor can’t physically harm him or Charlie will get upset

Lucifer, ranting about Alastor: He had the nerve to call me flighty! Flighty. And the other day he said if he was starving he’d never try my flesh because it would taste of melancholy, which is outdated as fuck and disturbing. I know if you can learn how to say that’s the tea then you can Doomgle that it’s called depression now you radio station wash out. Damnit I hate him!

Adam, sipping a daiquiri in a styrofoam cup: You know what we should do? Scramble the signal of every radio in Pride, so they only play advertisements for TV’s

Lucifer, blinking: …….It’ll take some heavy sorcery, are you willing to try this time?

Adam, smirking: I will study for spite bitch, let’s fuck that deer up

[mrgoodenough254]

I get that's it urks people what's going on with alastor, but I wished people would say more in the aroace tag than about him, lately it has been mostly about him and his representation.

I understand it, it's just all that's said now.

[elsa-fogen]

I could eat you for breakfast | Breakfast AU (Part 1)

Do you though?

You really shouldn't say such thing in front of 2 real unhinged cannibals...

|1| (you're here) - |2| - |3| - |4| - |5| - |6| - |7|

Just for you to know, none of the next parts have real gore in them

Bonus

The boys got a present from their kind neighbor Radio Demon ☺☺☺

UPD: I wanted to show somehow that Alastor also holds her soul, but forgor HEUUUUUGH

AU Masterpost

[cakesandpotion]

IC: Streaming Rumors

“I’m pretty sure it’s not a rumor; but I’ve heard that the infamous Radio Demon fucks his radios behind closed doors!” 

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[hazbingirliexoxo]

Angel: *angrily, reading through Val’s texts* ARE YOU-

Reader: *nonchalantly* fucking

Angel: KIDDIN’ ME?! THIS

Reader: fucking

Angel: IDIOT

Husk: Uhh, what the hell was that?

Reader: Charlie banned Angel from swearing so I offered to help him out

[spacebubblehomebase]

📻🍎 I know Alastor's Shadow conveys his true feelings at times, but what if his random background music does too? XD Meanwhile, Luci's just there to give our deer friend a little smooch! 🥰💕✨️

Also I am proud to announce that I'm officially on break from school. Which means it's back to your regularly not scheduled programming of #HHStargazersAU content from me! Please look forward to it! Because I'm just as excited to share my Chaggie & Radioapple story to you all once again! =D -Bubbly💙

[auntie-rosie1920]

“Rosie, is Alastor ever afraid of you?”

“Sometimes…”

[selineram3421]

Deer Demon Child Headcanons

Part 2

Part 1

Alastor & Child Reader

Warnings? ⚠

⚠ protective Alastor, mention of nightmares, ugh..Valentino mention, stabbing mention, mention of food-crepes and strawberries ⚠

The hotel guests and staff are all very protective of you.

At first the hazbin group thought that the Radio Demon would have trouble seeing to your needs but were surprised to see him do a really good job.

Whenever you're eating and manage to get food around your mouth, Alastor is always prepared with a napkin to wipe it away. Reminding you of your manners too.

"Now remember ma petite, you mustn't make a mess while eating."

"Ok."

Husk takes care of you when everyone else is busy. It happens quite often but he doesn't mind since you're mostly coloring or reading a book.

He keeps juice at the bar for you and has cups just for you as well. Most of the "fancy cups" are tea set cups and fake glass cups. All plastic.

He does worry about you sometimes because you like soft fluffy things. The cat demon has seen you stare down Alastor's ears.

It happened once, but he saw his boss holding you while going downstairs and you touched the deer ear. Husk was worried that Alastor would drop you then and there but was surprised to see him let it happen.

"What the fuck."

"Watch your words Husker."

Husk still lets you know to be careful and then teaches you how to play cards.

Vaggie is a little wary around you but after your story warms up to you. She is careful whenever carrying her spear around you.

Angel lets you play with Fat Nuggets and takes pictures whenever you take naps or play dress up with the little pig.

"Put matching bows!"

Pentious is extra careful around you, especially since Alastor smiles creepily at him whenever he sees him. He'll make you a little music box out of some spare parts he had on his warship.

You often play with the egg bois. Tea parties, dress up, and treasure hunting. The egg bois follow you around like ducks whenever you are around their boss.

Being dubbed as Alastor's child, you are well taken care of and he spoils you whenever he gets the chance. It doesn't help that Rosie also spoils you whenever Alastor brings you to Overlord meetings.

Carmilla and her daughters always set out crayons and paper for you, also having a chair made for you to have a seat at the table.

Zestial colors with you and brings you chocolate, sometimes lets you wear his hat.

The other Overlords warm up to you and greet you every time you tell them good morning.

Vox, surprisingly showed up to a meeting once alone and saw you, the little deer that you are. He laughed and jabbed at your nose.

"Who let you in here squirt?"

He pushed on it too hard and that made you tear up and cry out in pain.

Alastor immediately threw him across the room and picked you up. Scolding himself for being distracted while consoling you.

"It hurts!"

"It's alright, I've got you now.", he says and rubs your nose lightly to get the pain to go away.

"What the hell!? This is supposed to be neutral ground during-!", the television demon did not notice all the other Overlords glaring at him with murderous intent until he looked up. "...meetings...."

Yeah, he doesn't try that again and warns the other V not to mess with the kid.

You make sure to stay away from the V's after that and glare at Vox whenever you see him.

Valentino is gross and Alastor, along with the other Overlords, make sure you stay away from the moth.

Velvette draws you an outfit but keeps it hidden. She finds you adorable but also doesn't go near you.

Alastor uses his shadow to steal the drawing. He finds out about it at some point but it was a total coincidence.

It's not bad and has Rosie make it.

Velvette is confused and enraged, because how the hell do you have her outfit she designed!? Who stole it!?

"WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!?"

Alastor finds it funny and notices that the smallest V is absent from the meetings, no doubt trying to find who stole the design.

Alastor skips out on a meeting due to you having a nightmare the day before. You woke up crying, saying it was about your father and mother fighting.

He does his best to calm you down and sings to you softly.

"It was just a dream.", he rubs your back.

"I don't wanna go back to sleep.", you whimper.

Then he sings you a song, What We Have Is You by Sterling K. Brown (Yes it's from Kipo, I love that show.)

"We may not have sunshine, or starlight, or weather.

But we've got each other, and that's even better.

You don't need the sun to keep you warm when you've got arms.

Wishes come from you and not a random shooting star."

You sleep peacefully after that and while making sure you're alright, Alastor checks up on the human news again, grin growing wider after finding out your father was stabbed in prison.

The next morning, Alastor is cooking breakfast with some soft jazz playing.

"And I want strawberries!", you say, pointing at the fruit on the counter.

"Alright my little deer.", he replies, sending his shadow to cut up some of the fruit for the crepes he's making.

Many readers asked for this part 2. So here it is!

~Seline, the person.

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[loki104-uwu]

Bored so I made a Hazbin hotel sona

(I made her like a month or two ago I've just been too scared to show her)

(Left is her human disuse and right is her normal appearance)

Her name is Nova stardust and here's some facts about her ^^:

She's an overlord

She is an astronomer but she also owns an astrological themed club

She's Alastor's little sister (they never really got along in their past lives and they don't really get along now, they have an Lilo and stitch type relationship but when Lilo and Stitch first met)

She died when she was around 22

[th3d0nutl0rd]

Okay I have a hot take and a controversial opinion here; but I've seen a lot of people get upset over shipping Alastor with other characters due to the fact he's ace, and I totally get it- representation matters. But people shouldn't be getting mad over harmless shipping, especially when it ereases other asexual identities. Demisexuals exist. Asexuals who experience romantic attraction exist. Abrosexuals exist. We want representation too :')