#alana my babe

[top-of-nines]

A) Alana Soares

[doolallymagpie]

me, fleshing out my goofy little imp pilot OC: better pepper in some subversive tendenci-oh no that's outright treason, better find some way for her to cover th-oh no now she's some kind of pirate-killing god, better have her get in trouble for that, ok, fine, she got captured by the zann consortium and spent a few very unpleasant weeks on hyp-oh no now she's got a rebel commando captain with the hots for her, better...leave that alone, actually, that fucks

but what the hell do we do about her scathing critique of the tarkin doctrine that she sent directly to high command after the battle of yavin? eh, fuck it, she regularly has to deal with ISB agents who inevitably just think she's really weird, except that one guy really obsessed with taking her down because he knows she's secretly bleeding heart rebel scum (she's not, she's just a brutal pragmatist who thinks the empire lost the war the moment they blew up alderaan, if not when they started building the death star)

[the-everqueen]

this bout of slightly feverish mansand rb's brought to you by the girlfriend of this blog's proprietor, who has spent too many hours on remote recording sessions this weekend and who THEREFORE is permitted to do whatever she wants forever

[larkral]

Happy WIPsday! I have been wanting to post for approximately 2 weeks, but it's been chaosville at my house, so I haven't done it. I'm not seeing any tags, so I'm going to start us off this week!

So.... in the past two weeks I've written almost 2,000 words on Simon's Two Mums AU and about 4k words on Firstprince Soulmate BS. This is a lot for me! I'm excited about both of them! Soulmate BS is marinating after having had a very important scene written, so finally (already, always) got some overdue attention, and I'm really enjoying where it's going.

Simon's two mums:

Then, mum says, "Is it standard practice to cast spells on students without their agreement or parental assent?"  "I'm sorry?" [omitted for spoilers] says.  "Mum," I hiss at her.  "I'm sorry, Simon, but I'd be very curious to know if this is a common experience for students here, or if it's something that's happening particularly often to my son." Her voice is hard and angry. Her lawyer voice, the one that knows she's going to win, and doesn't mind letting you know as well.  "It's…" [spoiler again] sits back down. "It is, actually, quite common, but it is also very likely that it's happening particularly often with Simon."  Mum seems surprised at how easily he goes along with her. "I'd appreciate if you would draft a policy document that provides students and their parents with more explicit knowledge of circumstances in which they may be subject to magical correction or intervention."  "Of course, yes," [this person's name would spoil you] says. "Absolutely." He moves to stand again, and then sits back down. "Is there anything else before Simon returns to class?"  "No," Mum says. "Unless you have anything you'd like to talk about, Simon?" Mummy asks, and I could cry. I almost do.

Soulmate BS and tags below the cut because I know what y'all here for.

BRILLIANT SHIT I say. Welcome to some soulmate lore knowledge.

"Mmm, yeah," Henry says, then with a little more clarity. "Sorry, what are we having a hard time believing? It's been quite the night in that regard."  [quip removed for spoilers] Alex says. Henry hardly gets in his demure Indeed before Alex says, "I don't think it's that hard to believe that I'm a better dancer than you.” "No," Henry says, and then he presses his thumb into his phone and turns the screen towards Alex.  You're Linked! the Heartlink banner reads, overlaying an illustration of red, pink and brown confetti. "Oh, shit." Alex says.  Congratulations! Your bandmatch was calculated at a 97.82% level of synchronization. That's well above the threshold at which we recommend a parallel re-sync. Your concierge, Alana, will be in touch within 24 hours to facilitate contact with your soulmate.  "Quite," Henry says. Alex can feel his heartbeat in his stomach, suddenly. It's a little bit nauseating, like he might throw up.

Thanks to @talentpiper11 for the name inspiration for the soulmate matching app. Which obviously every soulmate universe must have.

Tags and hugs to all my fandom friends. I hope you're making it through this week, lovelies.

@stitchyqueer @confused-bi-queer @facewithoutheart @whogaveyoupermission @cutestkilla

@hushed-chorus @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @ileadacharmedlife @bookish-bogwitch @artsyunderstudy

@captain-aralias @petedavidsonscock @artsyunderstudy @martsonmars @nausikaaa

@chen-chen-chen-again-chen @that-disabled-princess @shrekgogurt  @palimpsessed @fatalfangirl

@blackberrysummerblog​ @valeffelees @youarenevertooold @emeryhall @run-for-chamo-miles

@talentpiper11 @orange-peony @thewholelemon @wellbelesbian @mooncello

@aristocratic-otter @roomwithanopenfire @monbons @kiwiana-writes

[queezleish]

The character of Alana Bloom: a not that coheorant ramble :3

I’ve always had a soft spot for Alana since my first watch for Hannibal. I think when I first watched I didn’t really think about her character but now after a view rewatches I’m entirely hooked by her character. Especially on the different ways you can view her when she’s “helping” people.

On the one hand all she wanted to do was help and she tried so hard to do so-- while rewatching season 1/2 u can see just how much she cares, especially as opposed to season 3 where u can see how getting caught up with these ppl and in hannibals life toughened her, turning her into the more ruthless and cold character we end the show with. And it's so tragic. It's SO tragic. This girl wanted to HELP PEOPLE but by the end she's so completely changed, so much that we see her actively seeking out to hurt and or kill different people more than once (to her credit those ppl were also murders but my point stands) .

BUT ON THE OTHER HANDDD

…..... Back in season 1, did she want to help those ppl for them or for herself?

Ive started to look back and view Alana's season 1 actions, specifically towards Will, with distain because It has always read weird to me. And I'm starting to think it's because even from the beginning she's been a very selfish person- I think she did care for Will but I think it can be read as more out of a selfish desire to help/fix/mother someone in a sense

Like that is a grown ass man babe……… idk especially considering the closeness or lack there of between will and Alana I think you can totally read Alana’s actions towards him stemming from a selfish desire to “fix”. (not saying being selfish is bad, sometimes that’s just how it be…(honestly I can make a whole another rant on the selfishness of Alana))

I don’t know if this is a hot take or not but, I feel like the two “sides” I’ve touched upon with her character are what her character gets boiled down to and I’m here to say…. Let’s not????

I understand not liking her for xyz reasons (which is so valid and me too) but I truly believe she’s so complex from a character standpoint and i think we should acknowledge this more as a fandom as opposed to boiling her down to one or two defining moments (this is especially important bc the few women of Hannibal are already given the short end of the stick and not explored upon enough as is…..but that is an entirely different rant)

While rambling about this I'm at the conclusion that maybe Alana Bloom is just a flawed character; she could’ve really wanted to help Will and Jack and with that came along the feelings of fixing/saving. And through this you can see that “fixing/helping" makes her personally feel good and that probably contributes to why she does what she does as well. Even if she doesn’t do it great either-- she definitely showed her subconscious biases and maybe ended up hurting more than helping along the way in her desire to fix/help...but that doesn't mean she never actually cared...i think u can see that she did because why else would she be constantly trying to do good ??? (At least season 1/2)

I mean it's rlly up to personal interpretation- there's a billion ways to read media, but as I was ranting to my friends about some of my gripes with her actions, I realized as I was talking, I was saying too little. I felt like I was misrepresenting. Hence my rambles

UGHHH she can just be read as SUCH a complex character and I really do think it’s an injustice to boil her down to one or two defining characteristics and the way she helps ppl is sosososo interesting to ME!

[tellmerp]

hiiiiii narrated / alana /1985628 beaucoup here to bring you that attention you so desperately want. my name must taste so fucking good on that mouth hole of yours girlfriend since you've done nothing but lick it up and choke on it for the last month and some change. https://imgur.com/a/oD5CPzo i know it's probably hard to understand since you like to go around touting that degree you got for .. what was it again ..? editing ..? despite your edits being mid, at best. https://imgur.com/a/7b8SqQR what i really think you should've gone to college for is reading comprehension, so i'm going to keep it really simple for you, okay, sweetheart ..? i'm very unsure of why you're so mad since last i checked you were going to delete all the fake bitches off your list anyway https://imgur.com/a/9TP4HQU maybe it's just because i did all that hard labor for you before you got the chance to that twists those panties into knots, who knows, but you're not even vaguely threatening to me. in fact you're boring, the second you stop being so loud and annoying i forget your existence entirely that's how little our two days worth of conversation meant to me. you're trying so hard to punch up, or down, or whichever way your mama taught you, but you're swinging and missing i'm surprised you arms aren't tired. ain't nobody mad over here .. trust me we just stay laughing. i hope you enjoy all those profile pictures of mine you keep stealing to make your lovely fan pages even though i have you blocked on all the lackluster pages i know are yours. sorry you couldn't swallow my e-dick, babes. i know it's hard to be on the outside of the beau & co. by the way, you dropped these, you know, the reason why we over here decided to keep our distance from you when your boyfriend decided to add 12 strangers into a group dm to threaten and harass my girl foxy. https://imgur.com/a/xMIKDAh and if you still can't understand why that was necessary to do so, there's no helping you. i mean, clearly there's no helping you anyway given your woe-is-me i'm queen shit look at me on my pedestal behavior the last month and a half. wait, hold on .. i don't understand, was it your boyfriend that pays for everything .. or is it you with that editing job you got ..? i forget. it's hard to keep up when the narrative always changes ... anyway ...! thanks for all the inspo for some really stellar emojis me and my friends enjoy. go back to being irrelevant. ciao. kiss, kiss ! -- your #1 obsession 🖤

[i-heart-yellowstone]

25 - Cowboys in the Hospital

Part 26

Raised Fair Share of Hell

Tag list @bvbwestfall @hcwthewestwaswcn @child-of-of-the-sunshine @elenavampire21 @keep-the-wolves-close @kmc1989 @tallrock35 @whatelsecouldgowrong

Helena Hospital 

Kayce was seated in one of the lobby chairs in the hospital nervously tapping his boots on the tile floor needing something to distract his mind from what was happening. 

Gripping his hair in his hands tightly he wanted all the bad thoughts to get out of his head.  Hearing footsteps he heard Alana’s voice call out to him.  “Kayce, I say this with love.  But you don’t look too good.  Maybe you should go home and get some rest.” 

“I can’t leave her.  I can't leave, especially while she's still in surgery.” He shot his head upright offended that she even suggested that idea. 

The blonde walked forward pausing in front of her brother in law nervously.  “Look I'm not trying to make you upset.  It's just right now we can't do anything.  It's up to the doctors.” 

“The last time someone said that to me was when Alissa was in labor with Faith.” He growled through tears, seeing pain flash across the woman's face.  “I almost lost them both that day.  I refuse to sit here and feel helpless.” 

Alana softly tried to get his attention.  “Kayce, you shouldn't be by yourself right now.” 

“Go fight that dang detective to get her out of this mess.  I'll be fine on my own for a few hours.” He pushed himself up from the chair heading in the opposite direction in the hospital hallway.  He shoved his hands inside his jacket pocket, looking at his appearance in the reflection of the glass window. 

The youngest Dutton looked like a wreck.  His eyes red from crying after they had rolled his wife into surgery.  His hair was disheveled and greasy.  Running his hands down his face he recalled one day that could have been the worst day of his life, but it became the greatest day since his daughter was born. 

Kayce jumped out of his father’s truck rushing over to the backseat passenger side, flinging opened the door getting ready to help his girlfriend out of the vehicle.  John had drove them to the hospital and the other family members were following shortly behind them. 

“Kayce - I - I don't think I can do this - oohhh!” Alissa winced, getting rolled in a wheelchair, holding her belly that looked like it might explode any minute. 

Once they had gotten rolled in the room he helped the nurse gets her up in the bed.  “Don’t think like that, honey.  You're the strongest person I know.” 

“Don’t leave me here.” I grasped my hand in his, where he dropped down onto his knees holding my hand tightly. 

“There’s no way in hell I would do that, Lissa Rae.” 

The doctor named Amber came into the room all dressed in her scrubs and gloves looking at the vital screen that monitors the baby and his wife.  “Good morning Ms. Lambert, it appears that you are completely dilated and ready to give birth to your baby girl.  Are you ready?” 

“I guess so.” She gulped nervously, squeezing her fiancé's hand that was holding hers.  

Alissa began pushing with everything she had until it had been hours later and the baby still hadn’t come out.  She lays her head against the pillows trying to catch her breath, feeling Kayce brush her hair from her sweaty forehead.  “You’re doing so good, babe.” 

“Mr. Dutton, we’re going to have to change her delivery method.  The baby is upside down so we will have to deliver her through a C-section.” The doctor explained once the nurses began putting IV’s into Alissa’s arm. 

Alissa called out to her husband in fear.  “Kayce - I - what does that mean?  I - I want you to be there with me.” 

“I’m sorry ma’am but it’s not allowed by protocol.” A nurse responded with a disappointing look on her face at seeing the young sixteen year old that was about to become a teen mom. 

Young Kayce squeezed his soon to be wife’s hand sobbing heavily after he had attempted to be strong for his terrified lover.  “You’re going to make it through this surgery.  And when you wake up we’re gonna have a beautiful daughter.” 

“Mr.  Dutton, we need to get her into surgery right away.” Dr. Amber declared, reminding the young couple. 

Alissa croaked through tears.  “I love you, Kayce John.” 

“I love you, Lissa Rae.” Kayce kissed her lips gently letting her hand slip from his watching the hospital staff take her into surgery leaving him in the room feeling completely powerless in that moment. 

Kayce had come out of the bathroom seeing Detective Dillard standing in the hallway with Alana who went over to him.  “The detective just informed me that they are beginning to examine both articles of clothing.” 

“How long will that take?” He asked her. 

She shrugged her shoulders sadly.  “I don’t have an answer for that.  I’m sorry.” 

“So we’re still stuck waiting.” Kayce sharply turned his head hearing an alarm start going off.  “What the hell does that mean?” 

“That’s a disconnect code.” One of the nurses at the desk scrambled to her feet seeing something that the other three people didn’t.  “Oh my god. Oh my god.” 

Kayce spins on his feet bolting to the end of the hallway in pure panic.  “Who’s room is that coming from?  My wife’s or my father’s?” 

“We will handle this.  Step back, sir.” Another nurse gently put her hand on Kayce’s chest.  Kayce quickly looked around the room not caring what he did next.  The nurse went to touch his arm and tried to get him to sit back down.  “Please step back, sir - ah!”

“Alissa!” Kayce called out his wife’s name punching the nurse where she collapsed onto the ground. 

She held her head firing off a code name.  “We have a code White in process.” 

“Alissa! - Get your hands off of me.” Kayce got slammed into the nurses desk by a hospital officer that pushed his elbow into the youngest Dutton’s throat in an attempt to hold him down. 

Detective Dillard came around the corner with Alana before his sister in law shoved the hospital officer off of her brother in law.  “Are you trying to kill him!” 

“I’m answering the code White call.  He throat punched a nurse.” 

Alana got up in the hospital officer's face with a snarky tone in her response.  “He’s the current Livestock Commissioner meaning he is an agent of the State that you just attempted to assult.  His father is the Governor and his wife is also currently in surgery.  So how about you cut him some slack unless you want me to charge you with assault charges.” 

“What.  What is, what is today?” The group heard the patient that was awake speaking to someone down the opposite hallway from where they were standing. 

One of the nurses answered.  “Thursday.” 

“What month?” 

The same woman answered.  “August. You need to lay down.” 

“Been laying down long enough.” 

A voice over a radio informing the staff.  “We have a code three.  422 I. C. U. “

“What’s a code three?” The unknown patient asked. 

Kayce and Alana whipped their heads around knowing that voice without a doubt of even seeing the person yet.   Meanwhile Beth was walking back from the coffee maker with a glass cup in her hands, walking down the hallway with the nurses and the unknown awake patient.  The glass mug slipped from her hands shattering to pieces on the tile floor. “Daddy.” 

“Where’s Alissa?” John asked his daughter, holding onto the medication walker that was connected to the iv needle sticking into his arm. 

Beth weakly answered him.  “She’s in surgery.  They - the police were accusing her of attempted murder on your life.” 

“Dad - you’re awake.  Dillard, he’s awake now!” Kayce and Alana moved standing behind Beth watching the doctors move him back into his room and sit on the bed.  

Detective Dillard walked up behind them about to say something else.  “We need to give him time to recover before I question him.  He’s been in a coma for almost a month -“ 

“You here my father’s side of the story and start fucking clearing my wife’s name.  And if you do anything else except that I will make sure you pay for it regardless of what charges you pin on me!” Kayce shoved Dillard harshly against the nearest wall, getting up in his face with bared teeth. 

Dillard nervously nodded his head in agreement quickly.  “I understand, Commissioner Dutton.” Alana eyed the two men with a hopeful smile that they would finally get her sister home and figure out who had sent those men to kill the Governor. 

[flock-of-cassowaries]

[ screenshot reads: ‘Fuller said he didn’t want to tell “a queer story” but rather “wanted to tell a story of how straight men fall in love with each other”.’ Link to article .]

…who’s the second straight man?

Is it Jack?

I guess you could argue that you would have to love a man to go ice-fishing….

Or… was it Zeller?

I mean, that would be weird, because I can’t even remember him and Will even having a conversation, outside that one scene (in s2e7, “Is Your Social Worker In That Horse?”) where Z. apologizes for having believed Will was the Ripper…

…who was the other straight man, Brian??? WHO????

I know it isn’t Jimmy Price, because you simply do not cast the most famous Canadian homosexual of his generation to play an implicitly straight character; or, I mean, maybe you do, but not if they’re Scott Thompson, because as much as I love him, that is just not a power he has as an actor.

And, as much as the Hannalanna chemistry actually was kind of hot to me, if Hannibal Lecter were ever to self-identify as a straight man, I’m pretty damn sure Chappell Roan would just materialize in a puff of smoke, like “WHO HATH SUMMONED ME TO SING MY EXCELLENT SONG?”*

Fortunately for Ms. Roan, though, I can’t ever picture him actually saying that (outside of a scenario where he’s trying to con Alana into giving him an alibi and a way to make Will absolutely crazy).

* And like, Chappell Roan’s indignation in the event of her summoning would be totally warranted. She has a right to private time. We shouldn’t me be yanking her through the ether to sing “Good Luck Babe” when she’s just trying to like, do a crossword puzzle or whatever. That is absolutely not fair to her.

But if NBC-Hannibal Lecter were to assert straightness, it would just happen. That’s just metaphysics. I don’t make the rules.

[thefrontofmymind]

Heyyyy, could you do a instagram blurb with matty healy and Ellie from Wolf Alice plssss? Love your work!! 💜

matty healy x musician!reader IG blurb

FC: Ellie Rowsell

a/n: sorry for getting to this so late!! i've had a busy couple months xx

yninstagram SUMMER SONICCC I LOVE YOUUUUUU

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ynfan1 mother looking so mother

ynfan2 the bEST festival i’ve ever been to!! xxx

ynfan3 Dirty Hit honestly has the best artists…

ynfan4 So excited to see you in october!!!

1975updates matty via yninstagram’s story!!

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1975fan1 its so nice that all the dh artists are buddies!!

1975fan2 MATTYYY RELEASE THE CURLSSS THEYRE SUFFOCATINGG

1975fan3 so fit

ynupdates old photo of YN with Matty Healy (and Alana Haim) from around 2016 i think??

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ynfan1 cute!!!

ynfan2 WHEN is the collab coming??? It would be FIRE

ynfan3 do i ship them?? Kind of

>ynfan4 me too bestie lowkey

yninstagram can someone walk my dog when i’m on tour? thanks xxx

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ynfan1 HOTTTT

ynfan2 step on me

ynfan3 WAIT WHO IS THAT???

>ynfan4 RIGHT?? 

yninstagram bye bye kitchen. i’ll miss u

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ynfan1 can’t wait to see you in Berlin!!

ynfan2 obsessed with this fit

trumanblack dw i’ll water the plants

>1975fan1 MATTY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

ynfan3 whats with the mirror in the kitchen

>yninstagram she’s a narcissist of a room, its for her health

yninstagram hello paris here we go

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ynfan1 so pretty!!

ynfan2 YN LIVING MY DREAM EATING CROISSANTS IN PARIS

ynfan3 when are lines starting for the paris show??

>ynfan4 the venue is letting us line up from 6am!!

yninstagram THANK YOU EUROPE! I cannot believe how amazing the past couple months have been for me, I could never dream of meeting so many of you wonderful people and playing my songs from the heart. I’m going to have a little rest but I promise something new is on the way, just be a little patient. Xx

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ynfan1 MISS YOUUU

ynfan2 so excited!! Get some rest!!

trumanblack fit.

>1975fan1 MATTY

yninstagram summer 22. love.

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ynfan1 LOOOVVVEEE

ynfan2 WHO is the guys voice in the second video??? Can’t tell

>ynfan3 it could literally be anyone, someone from her band or just a friend

charli_xcx looking gorg!!

>yninstagram thank you babyyyy

yninstagram happy halloween. if only i could find a romeo…

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ynfan1 I VOLUNTEER

ynfan2 how is someone so perfect???

trumanblack oh if only…

ynfan3 not me having the same costume this year…

yninstagram hotel rooms. the new EP out jan 13.

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ynfan1 NEW MUSIC YESSSS

ynfan2 already pre-saved!!!

charli_xcx you go babe!!

ynfan3 CANT WAIT THAT LONG

trumanblack it’ll be a killer.

>yninstagram ok mr producer if you say so

nme YN talks inspiration on new EP, tour life in a post-pandemic world and backstage rituals!

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ynfan1 hmmm i wonder who she was talking about with all the love songs on the ep??

>ynfan2 I KNOW!!! With all the talk of long distance,,,im intrigued

1975fan1 all the compliments of matty bc he worked on the album…lowkey ship it

yninstagram hotel rooms EP is out now. Thank you for all the love. Thank you Matty for helping make it happen. I couldn’t ask for a better collaborator. Xx 

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1975fan1 RIP trumanblack you would have loved a shoutout

ynfan1 I CRIEDDDD IT WAS SO SWEET

ynfan2 PLEASE TELL ME THERES A NEW ALBUM SOON

>yninstagram ;)

1975fan2 oh yeah she’s totally dating matty

yninstagram what did the easter bunny say when he was hopping around? hoppy easter!

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ynfan1 happy easter yn!!

charli_xcx pretty pretty pretty baby!!

>yninstagram no you!

ynupdates “I wrote this EP on the road, about how much you’re…not being yourself, not living your real life…I miss my real life…I miss my boyfriend…” -YN tonight in Japan. She seemed really upset, I hope she’s okay.

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ynfan1 poor yn :((

ynfan2 I was there, everyone was just so quiet i felt so bad for her…

ynfan3 glad this is her last show for a while so she can have a break.

1975updates tonight YN was in the crowd at the band’s show. She was in front of the barricade for most of it and during Robbers Matty went down to her and kissed her. If I’m honest I’m just in shock.

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1975fan1 omgomgomgomg i love them together!!!

1975fan2 WHEN will it be MY TURN

ynfan1 oooh this must’ve been what she was so upset about

[panjakes]

i had to think of what I wanted requested lol. so like a happy Ahn Hyo-Seop and reader type deal w their little(2 kids 5&3) family and talking about wanting another child or not. I hope you get what I mean🤦🏾‍♀️🤭

Hyoseop yawns turning over on his side to wrap his arms around his wife only to be met with a giggle. He opens one eye to see his son who had his hands over his mouth trying not to giggle again

“What’re you doing trouble maker?” He asks

“Morning dad!” He says

“Morning son” he says placing a kiss on the five year olds head

“Can we go to the park?” He asks

“Sure but let’s ask mommy first” Hyeoseop says sitting up in the bed

“What if she says no?” He asks in a pout

“I doubt she will, it’ll be a nice day” Hyeoseop says

Just then your 2 year old daughter walked into the room dragging her blanket

“Good morning Alana” Hyeoseop says spreading his arms for a hug. The tiny human ignored him and goes straight to you

“Mommy” she says lightly patting your face

“Yes Alana baby” you mumble as you start to wake up

“Rice” she says

“You want rice?” You mumble

“Yes!! Egg” she says

“You want an egg to?” You ask sitting up fixing the bonnet that was slipping off your head

“Mommy I want an egg!” Khalil says

“Okay, babe do you want rice and eggs too?” You ask peaking over your shoulder at Hyeoseop

“Yes I’d like a kiss too” he says puckering his lips

You kiss two fingers before pushing them to his lips

“Goodmorning” you say smirking

“That is not the kiss I wanted” he says pouting

“Well while I cook you get ready, I want to take the kids to the park” you say picking up Alana who sleepily chewed on her fingers

“Yayyyy the park!” Khalil shouts jumping up and down on your shared bed

“Stop!” Alana says pointing at her brother

“No jumping son! Your sister and mom will kill us” Hyeoseop says grabbing the boy from the bed

After a fulfilling breakfast Yn and Haleem sat in his room picking out his outfit while Hyeoseop struggled to put Alana’s clothes on.

“Alana sweetheart please work with daddy!” He says trying to push her arm through the shirt

“No! Mommy!” Alana shouts crying

“Alana! Put your clothes clothes on!” Hyeoseop says sternly making the 2 year old stop and allows him to put her clothes on

“See. It was that bad” Hyeoseop says watching as she walks over to the mirror twirling around to see her outfit

“Ouu pretty?” She asks turning around with a big smile

“Yes, very pretty sweetheart. Now let’s go find mommy so she can do your hair” Hyeoseop says grabbing her tiny hand in his

“Mommy do my hair!” Alana says jumping up and down

Hyeoseop finally found you in the hallway digging in the closet

“She wants her hair done” he says pointing to the small child

“Does she really?” You ask with a raised brow

“Yeah!” Alana says smiling. You smile back before picking her up

“Fine, let’s get it done before your brother has a stroke” you mumble

“Where’s Haleem?” Hyeoseop asks

“Putting on his shoes, can you pack their snack bag please” you ask sitting Alana between your legs to brush her hair

“Of course” Hyeoseop says rushing to the kitchen

He grabs fruits, chips, granola, juice, and water. Cutting up the fruit and putting it into the two separate containers.

“Dad is there mangos in the box?” Haleem asks

“Yes is there anything else you want?” Hyeoseop asks

“Uhhh pineapple!” He shouts making Hyeoseop sigh

“Your allergic to pineapples son” Hyeoseop reminds

“I don’t mind being a little itchy” he says making Hyeoseop chuckle

“Pick something else” he says making the boy pout

“Apples”

“Very good choice” he says throwing apple slices into the bag.

As soon as he was done packing the snack bag you and Alana were coming down the stairs ready to go

“Aw look at my girls!! You two are so beautiful”Hyeoseop says wrapping his arm around you and placing a kiss on your forehead

“Thank you! You ready to go Haleem?” You ask causing the boy to nod grabbing the tiny back pack off the counter

“Alana can daddy get a kiss?” Hyeoseop asks

“No.” The 2 year old says locking her hand in yours

Your snickering make’s Hyeoseop glare at you.

“I’ll put them in the car!” You say still snickering

Hyeoseop shakes his head grabbing his and yours things leave close behind you.

Hyeoseop smiled as he took pictures oh Haleem playing and you and Alana sliding down the slide together.

“Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Slide with me!” Alana says running over to him

“Aww you want me to slide with you?” Hyeoseop asks getting excited

Alana was a mommy’s girl and was alway up under you. She loved Hyeoseop but he thinks she loves you more

He hands you his phone and he climbs the tiny stairs with Alana in his arms. He sits at the top with her in his lap before he slides down with Alana screaming and giggling.

“Aww that’s so cute!” You say smiling

“Mommy! I’m hungry!” Alana says pulling at your shirt

“Okay, Haleem you hungry?” You shout

“No!” He shouts back playing with some boy he just meet

“Okay come Alana” you say walking over to one one the benches with Hyeoseop behind you. You sit Alana on the table

Hyeoseop pulls out her bang and fruit hand her an apple slice at a time

“Remember when Haleem was a baby?” You ask

“Yeah and I was always too scared to hold him because he was so tiny” Hyeoseop says making you both laugh

“Yeah I have birth to some tiny babies” you say tickling Alana’s neck

“Yeah they’re growing up” Hyeoseop says smiling over at Haleem who failed to do a cartwheel and laughing at the fact he failed

“Daddy juice” Alana says putting her hand out in a grabbing motion. Hyeoseop pulls out the juice box putting it in her hand

“Do you know how to open it?” You ask making her nod

“I miss having a baby in the house” you mumble not thinking Hyeoseop heard anything. Hyeoseop smiles at you before reaching over to grab your hand

“Let’s have another one. Let’s try for another baby” he says making you go wide eyed

“For real?” You ask

“Yes for real” he says holding his hand up for a high five. You raise your brow at him before giggling

“Your so corny” you say giving him the high five. He chuckles before leaning over to kiss your lips

“I love you Yn” he says

“I love you too” you say

“No! No! No!” Alana says turning around to wave her finger in his face

“What? You want a kiss too?” He asks

“No!” Alana says making Hyeoseop grab her and kiss her anyway making her laugh and giggle

Haleems runs over to the table out of breath

“You ready for your snacks now?” You ask him handing him a bottle of water

“Yeah” he says making you laugh

“Haleem how do you feel about being a big brother” Hyeoseop says confusing the boy

“I am a big brother” he says confused making you giggle

“How about being a big brother again?” You ask making him gasp

“Mommy’s having another baby?” He asks stuffing his mouth with mangos

“Not yet” Hyeoseop says

“Can it be another girl? I want a little sister” he says making you and Hyeoseop confused

“You already have a sister baby” you say

“No, I want a sister that likes me! Alana only likes you!” He says sipping on his juice

“See! I told you!” Hyeoseop says

“So what?! Leave my baby alone! You two are just jealous” you say patting the girls head

“It’s okay because the next baby will love us! Isn’t that right son!?” Hyeoseop says asking for a high five from his son who gives him one immediately.

You giggling shaking your head at the two. You guess your having another baby

[dangertoozmanykids101]

"With One Boob Out" by Alana Wilkinson.

These are the lyrics you'll find in the video information:

This morning I answered the door with a boob out

And when the postman’s eyes were bugging out of his head

It was me that thought he was crazy

It was me - and my nipple for the street to see.

Then I told the person at Telstra I loved them

There was a giant pause, instead of him saying it back

I was offended by Jeremy’s lack of tact

Just say it back, I’m having a day

No, I’m not staying on the line for a survey.

He’s probably a nice fellow

But my brain is operating at the speed of a marshmallow

Oh, I used to be a bright yellow

Now I fade by midday

Asleep and drooling on the couch

But I can do it all with a boob out

I was sitting at a cafe, they brought my food out

Every time I go to eat, my child needs to eat too

It’s some hilarious timing thing the boobie gods do

In the juggle of a toastie, a breat and a babe I was able

To shoot a steady stream of milk at the neighbouring table

Of seeming nice fellows

I apologise for the lunch surprise they got mid espresso

Although today I’m not my brightest yellow

I’m a million colours I’ve never even seen

And the happiest I’ve ever been

My world is glowing brighter knowing

That all this giant love keeps growing

I’m a brand new woman, nothing could’ve prepared my heart for this

I’m like a blooming flower with super powers

I can turn these mountains into milky fountains

I can bleed while I feed the tiny human that grew inside me

And I can do it all with at least one boob out.

@caffiend-queen @so-easy-to-love-me @jtargaryen18 @emeraldrosequartz @redfoxwritesstuff @ladyoftheteaandblood @mastreworld @wolfsmom1 @nonsensicalobsessions

[tardis-stowaway]

So @singdancegetnaked tagged me in this game several days ago (this post), and I'm finally getting around to posting. Thanks for the tag!!

rules: shuffle your On Repeat playlist and list the first five songs in a poll, then have your followers choose their favorite!

I don't know how Spotify creates this playlist, but there are two of these songs I completely don't recognize ever hearing before in my life and certainly haven't been purposefully playing on repeat. Oh well. I will also note that I skipped a couple times when it shuffled up multiple songs by the same artist (Hozier) so the poll would have more diversity. Anyway, here's Spotify links to the songs in question:

Wax & Wane | Work Song | Thérèse | Good Luck, Babe! | Moves

No pressure tagging: @kaydeefalls, @mysticalchildisis, @blasphemous-lies-and-deceit, @prismatic-et-al, and @ladymercury-10, and anyone else who feels like playing. (Feel free to modify with shuffling your overall music or some other playlist if you want to play but don't use spotify.)

[theroyalthrones]

Behind the Scenes | The Soiree |Capri, Orillia

beginning | previous | next

Translation:

Mi Amada. (My Beloved)

Mi amor, te invitaré a algo especial esta noche. (My love, I'll treat you to something special tonight.)

~Transcript~

FRANCESCA ORTEGA We're late, Lea. LEANDRA ORTEGA I thought you said this wasn't important. Clearly there's someone you want to impress. FRANCESCA ORTEGA I just- Don't want to make a bad impression. Let's go. LEANDRA ORTEGA Damn, this place is nice. FRANCESCA ORTEGA You should see the palace it- Doorbell rings Shh! *Laughter from inside. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI *Laughing* Nona, I'll kill you for saying that. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Oh! Hello… And you are? FRANCESCA ORTEGA Franc- LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Francesca! Come in, Luc has told me so much about you! FRANCESCA ORTEGA Hope it was good things. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI No, not all good things. FRANCESCA ORTEGA … LEANDRA ORTEGA Whispering What'd you do? FRANCESCA ORTEGA SHHH!! Setting change, in living room with group of people. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Everyone, meet the Ortega sisters! Francesca and … FRANCESCA ORTEGA Leandra. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Leandra Ortega! Show them we don't bite, yes?

WINONA DE'ASTURIAS Our honeymoon ended in Manceras. You can't imagine how beautiful it was, Right Bas? BASTIEN DE'LABANDEIRA Not as beautiful as you, Mi Amada. (My Beloved) WINONA DE'ASTURIAS Mi amor, te invitaré a algo especial esta noche. (My love, I'll treat you to something special tonight.) LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Ugh, Get a room Nona! A SAD LOOK ON KAIS FACE WINONA DE'ASTURIAS Don't be sad, Lala. You'll fall in love soon. LILLIAN BRASWELL Love is overrated. VANYA BLANCHARD Your just jealous, Lorraine. Being married is a gift. Right, Maxon? MAXON GATTILUSIO Don't bring me into this, Vanya. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.

KAINALU ALANA I vote we change the subject. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Thank you, someone agrees with me. WINONA DE'ASTURIAS Kai always agrees with you. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Nona… I have a… Guest. GUESTS NAME No- it's alright, Rainie. LILLIAN BRASWELL Rainie? GUESTS NAME I'm just interesting in getting to know your friends. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Thank you, babe. KAI WATCHING SAYING NOTHING FRANCESCA ORTEGA I'm going to go freshen up a bit. LEANDRA ORTEGA Okay, sure. I'm eating this drama up. FRANCESCA ORTEGA Yeah, you enjoy this. SHE WALKS OUTSIDE AND LOW AND BEHOLD LUCIAN IS OUTSIDE. FRANCESCA ORTEGA Oh- sorry I didn't think- Lucian? LUCIAN DE'CREMONESI Oh Francesca, what you doing here? FRANCESCA ORTEGA Your kidding? You invited me, I can't believe y- LUCIAN DE'CREMONESI Laughing I'm joking, relax. I didn't think you'd come and I was scared that you would. FRANCESCA ORTEGA … W-why? LUCIAN DE'CREMONESI We're really not going to talk about it? FRANCESCA ORTEGA Talk about what, I can't read your mind. LUCIAN DE'CREMONESI You used to be able to. FRANCESCA ORTEGA Luc- I'm leaving. LUCIAN DE'CREMONESI No wait, Cici… Come sit and join me. FRANCESCA ORTEGA Okay.

[riordanness]

shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy & paste this ask to your favorite mutuals !! (no pressure 🤗) ❤️❤️

my favourite playlist?? i have over 600- anyway i’m gonna do my liked songs playlist

i like me better,, lauv

wonderland,, taylor swift

good luck, babe!,, chappell roan

just for a moment,, olivia rodrigo & joshua bassett

taylor did,, alana springsteen

[garebearandnan]

EP19 Pt1 Time to Smooze

DAY 15 | TUES JUNE 19

The new boys and new girls are wasting no time grafting.

Villa boy’s Beach Hut Interviews included in this chapter. Some dialogue has been added from actual Love Island series and other LITG seasons.

Gary grabbed dumbbells from the rack with both hands, the metal cool against his palms. Standing before the mirror, he focused on each curl, his muscles flexing under the weight, sweat beads glistening on his skin. "Damn, it's already so hot out," he muttered, his voice a mix of irritation at the weather and lack of sleep. And also missing a certain pretty brunette in another Villa.

Iain Stirling: On the terrace the girls are enjoying the view as much as their morning cuppa.

“Gary looks so sexy in that mirror.” Chloe’s eyes sparkled with admiration, her voice a soft, dreamy whisper as she bit her lower lip.

Blake's tone was matter-of-fact, but her gaze lingered appreciatively on Gary’s reflection. “Yeah, he’s fit.”

Alana's cheeks flushed slightly, “He’s so ripped,” her voice filled with excitement.

“Yeah. He’s a sort.” Shannon agreed, her eyes twinkling mischievously. She turned to Blake. “How's things going, Blake?”

“Not bad at all.” Blake’s voice was confident, but there was a hint of uncertainty in her eyes. She quickly masked it with a playful smile. “I do think his head will be turned.

Chloe looked surprised. “Really? You reckon his head could be turned?”

Blake shrugged. “He’d be a fool not to…”

Shannon raised an eyebrow at Blake’s comment as she cut in. “Strong words.” And it’s a wasted choice. The poker player wasn’t convinced his head could be turned. They had been a strong couple and she hadn’t noticed any cracks when they were coupled up, like with Nope.

Blake asked, “You don’t think so?”

Shannon mused to herself: She doesn't sound very sure either. “I guess we’ll see what happens.”

Blake flicks her hair. “That’s not an issue for me, honestly.” She glances at the gym where Gary was doing squats now. Maybe I should try working out to get his attention. She smiled playfully, her tone teasing but her eyes more focused, plotting her next move. “Might need to try out the Villa equipment. Drop into a few squats, he won’t be able to take his eyes off of me.”

Shannon smiled. Gotta respect the confidence.

BH Shannon: “When a guy is flirty and friendly, girls can take it as a sign that the guy is cracking on. Which some girls do and he was just being friendly."

Lucas dove in, his body slicing through the water effortlessly. A splashing sound draws their attention back to the garden. Alana sighed. “I didn’t know men could be that hot! The things I’d do to him.”

Siobhan giggled. “One hundred percent! I know exactly what you mean. I’m glad it’s just not me who’s thinking it.”

“Tell me about it.” Chloe smirked playfully. “Look at his muscles glisten!”

Blake shrugged, her tone light-hearted. “Love Island is all about exploring connections right?”

“So they say.” Shannon’s eyes twinkled with amusement.

Alana chimed in, “You shouldn’t hesitate to go for what you want.”

“That’s my approach too.” Blake shrugged nonchalantly. “You’ve got to if you want to get the good ones, babe.”

“He’s coupled up, so the fact Lucas shared a bed with you that’s quite a big deal.” The Irish redhead continued, “We all have to give ourselves the chance of finding something real.”

“I think the boys are a long way from settled. Nobody is really tied down yet.” Siobhan’s voice was firm.

🤍 🤍 🤍

In the Beach Hut:

Producer: Any of the new girls catching your eye? 

Bobby: The new girls, Alana and Chloe, they are both fit. They're both attractive. Emily has massively surprised me, actually. I’ll pull her in for another chat today. It is just completely fair game with all of them.

Gary: I'm not saying that I'm interested in them, but they're really good-looking birds. I'd be lying to myself if I said they weren't. I reckon, Chloe and Emily would be my typical type.

Lucas: Siobhan and Blake have caught my eye. Both exude a confidence that I can absolutely get behind. We've had some solid conversations.  There's definitely some temptation with the new girls. I think a lot of the boys' heads are spinning. I’m not sure how secure any of the existing couples are.

Ibrahim: Shannon caught my attention right away. I’ve never met anyone like her. She’s got the chat and the looks. It’s early days, but yeah, she’s someone I’m interested in getting to know better. She’s confident, interesting, and has a great vibe.

Jakub: Emily is a firecracker. We had a really good time yesterday. (He winks at the camera). There’s some hotties out there and I’m not saying no to any of them just yet. Siobhan flames, she's fit and Alana is a little pocket rocket.

Noah: Yeah, the girls are all lovely. It’s nice to meet some new faces though. If I had to choose I would say Siobhan and Blake are my type.

What about ... how do you usually get a woman's number?:

“Me! So, like, when I'm in the clubs, giving it all this…” Felix mimics using a turntable and holds imaginary headphones to his ear. “I keep my eyes peeled during the gig to see which girl is giving me... the look.” Kassam rolls his eyes. Felix continued, his voice animated with confidence, “Then, when I see her, I get her a drink. Maybe even the group of friends she’s with, too. Shows her I’m a nice guy.” He grinned proudly. “They’re like ‘where’d these drinks come from?’ and the barman points at me up on the decks and you give them a nod. Game over.”

Arjun nodded enthusiastically, his eyes brimming with excitement. “For me, I find that dogs are a massive help. I walk a lot of dogs up and down the Norfolk beaches. They're like magnets, mate. The smaller and cuter, the better.” Arjun explained, a confident smile spreading across his face. “Trust me.”

Hope admitted with a bright smile, her eyes sparkling with interest, “Damn, I'd be one of those girls. I’m a sucker for a cute pup.”

“That's it. You come over, and you're all like, ’What a cutie’, and then I'm straight in there with… ‘Not as cute as you.’ He grinned slyly, his eyes twinkling with mischief.

“So how do you do it, Graham?” asked Priya, clearly intrigued.

Graham nodded thoughtfully. “Easy. Most of the local girls know me, so I just walk up to them and start chatting, you know? Funny how far just treating a woman like a person can get you.” Felix frowns hard. Graham continued, oblivious. “Course, there is a problem with this… I've kind of run out of women at my local, so I have to go to other towns. I’m not one for all this ‘moves’ business. I figure if a girl’s going to be interested in you, then she’ll be interested in you. Otherwise, she won’t be. It’s not hard.”

“You're a breath of fresh air.” Marisol smiled warmly at him.

Carl started to explain how he meets girls. ”The usual way is through business connections. I once went out with one of the software engineers at my company.”

Elijah shook his head. “Ah, mate, weren't you listening? Terrible idea to date someone you work with.”

Graham nodded in agreement. “Sounds like a minefield, to be honest.”

“I don't get much time to go out and meet people.” Carl sighed softly. “We were both part of the cycling committee.” He looks wistfully into the distance. “We bonded over a slipped chain…”

The group turns to look at Kassam as he pulls himself out of the pool to sit on the edge. He says nothing for a moment, then shrugs, letting the question hang in the air before he finally says, “Nah, you don’t need a dog or anything like that. I just use dating apps.”

Priya’s eyebrows shoot up with intrigue at his straightforward answer, “That's it?”

Kassam nods casually, his expression cool and collected. “Yeah. It’s the twenty-first century. Phones exist. I just message someone and go from there.”

What are your moves?:

“Well, once I know she’s interested, I move in, all casual like, and then rest on something nearby with an arm, then hit them with this…” Elijah’s face suddenly changes as if he was at a photoshoot. “Hey, girl. I've seen you checking me out. How about it then?”

Graham, intrigued, pressed on. “And then what?”

“That's it.” Elijah shrugged nonchalantly.

Arjun scoffed. “What? No way?”

Elijah nodded. “Yep, works one-hundred-percent of the time.”

Carl looked sceptical. “That's impossible. Unless you've only done it once.”

“I tend to act a little clumsy. It disarms people, you know.” Graham chuckled. “Yeah, like, I’ll be walking up, but then drop something by ‘accident’. Gives me a chance to flex while I pick it up as well.” Graham clarified quickly, “I only do it at first. I’m actually not that clumsy.”

“Why don’t you demonstrate it?”

“Alright…” Without saying a word, Graham hauls himself out of the pool and walks away. He starts to walk back to Marisol, and pretends to drop something. But on picking it up, he missteps and falls face first into the pool.

The rest of the group bursts into fits of laughter. Priya teased, “Very convincing.”

Graham spluttered as he resurfaced. “Agh! That was… erm, not meant to happen.”

“Goofball…” Marisol locks eyes with Graham and bites her lip slightly.

Felix shook his head in disbelief. “No way that works!”

Graham frowned playfully. “Oh no? Damn, guess I’ll have to call all those girls up and tell them it didn't work.”

Marisol raised an eyebrow as she asked, “All those girls?”

Graham chuckled sheepishly. “Well… not that many, really.”

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[stranded-labyrinth]

Alana: no babe you're still fine just the way you stroked my face in your sleep because you were dreaming about a scruffy beard caught me off guard that's all