#alana my babe

[top-of-nines]

A) Alana Soares

[dreadfullytiredbestie]

The return of Hannibal Memes finally, part 5 darlings

[doolallymagpie]

me, fleshing out my goofy little imp pilot OC: better pepper in some subversive tendenci-oh no that's outright treason, better find some way for her to cover th-oh no now she's some kind of pirate-killing god, better have her get in trouble for that, ok, fine, she got captured by the zann consortium and spent a few very unpleasant weeks on hyp-oh no now she's got a rebel commando captain with the hots for her, better...leave that alone, actually, that fucks

but what the hell do we do about her scathing critique of the tarkin doctrine that she sent directly to high command after the battle of yavin? eh, fuck it, she regularly has to deal with ISB agents who inevitably just think she's really weird, except that one guy really obsessed with taking her down because he knows she's secretly bleeding heart rebel scum (she's not, she's just a brutal pragmatist who thinks the empire lost the war the moment they blew up alderaan, if not when they started building the death star)

[the-everqueen]

this bout of slightly feverish mansand rb's brought to you by the girlfriend of this blog's proprietor, who has spent too many hours on remote recording sessions this weekend and who THEREFORE is permitted to do whatever she wants forever

[gldenhrs]

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[unknownn-girl]

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[bayisdying]

OUR WEDDING 😭

(Which I still have to write oooooops)

The Reveal

The weeks following the wedding, Alana was busy helping Admiral Simpson train a new class at Top Gun. She kept her phone on her to be made aware of when Baylie and Mickey, the Garcia’s, returned from their honeymoon.

This new class of Top Gun students was in worse shape than the Daggers. They refused to work as a team. Even Jake was annoyed with them.

Jake arrived at Alana’s apartment with his gym bag and takeout. “Hey! Sorry I’m late. I brought my gym bag to leave together for the gym in the morning.” He reaches her and pecks her.

“I see you’re getting more comfortable using that key that was for emergencies only,” Alana teases him. “Hi babe,” she greets him before kissing him.

He wraps her in a tight hug. “Mmm. The damn kids were driving me crazy today.”

“Kids? Jake, they're about 3 to maybe 6 years younger than you,” she says laughing.

“Exactly kids! They’re all refusing to cooperate. Always instigating one another.”

“Hmm. That reminds me of someone…” Alana just stares at him.

He gasps in mock offense. “How dare you?” He starts tickling her. “Take it back!”

She starts giggling and shakes her head. “Never!”

To distract her, Jake slips his hands under Alana’s shirt causing her to arch into him. “Jake…”

“Alana, love. Please. I need you,” he says trailing kisses down her neck as he removes her shirt.

Dinner is delayed as Jake and Alana use each other to release their pent up frustrations from work.

After a couple more days of dealing with the students, Bradley and Jake decided that they all needed a getaway. Baylie and Mickey still had some days off so they would also be joining.

The day before the trip, Grace and Baylie went to Alana’s apartment to catch up on their girl talk while she packed.

It wasn’t until Lucky is going through Alana’s closet that she finds a pair of sweatpants that are too long for Cin. She continues looking and finds a few shirts that are definitely not Alana’s style.

“Wifey…? Why are… Yup… Why are Jake’s clothes here?”

Grace looks at her interested. “How do you know they’re Jake’s?”

“That’s besides the point… The point we’re trying to make is why they’re here in Cin’s closet.”

“I… Oh look Rooster’s calling you Spice…” Alana says, tossing her friend her phone.

Baylie is quick to corner Alana. “Nope. Nah-uh. We’re demanding answers or we’re not going on this trip.”

“Are you five Lucky?”

“No. I’m 5’2”,” she replies with a smirk.

Alana rolls her eyes and fakes turning to the right t then goes left when Baylie turns to follow her.

“Cheater!” Baylie calls out and laughs. “But for real tell us!”

Meanwhile, Bradley and Mickey arrive at Jake's apartment. “Bagman hurry and finish packing! We’re leaving in two hours!”

“I just need to get my duffel bag!” Jake calls out from the kitchen as he finishes packing up his snacks.

“I’ll get the duffel bag from the closet,” Mickey calls out. He makes his way to Jake’s room and then the closet. Suddenly he calls out for Bradley. “Roo! Can you come see if I’m seeing the same thing?!”

Bradley reached the closet and they both are staring with their mouths agape at a bridesmaid dress and a uniform that is too small for Jake. Bradley pulls out the uniform that has the nametag still on.

“Hey Jake… We didn’t know you’re Metcalf now,” Rooster says as Jake walks in.

“Or that you were wearing a bridesmaid dress at my wedding,” Mickey adds with a smirk.

Jake stands frozen at the door of his room. He knew one day the moment to reveal their relationship to their friends would come. In all honesty they were planning on telling them during the trip.

“Let’s go get the girls… Mickey, maybe we should wear these outfits,” Bradley says. “Let’s see how they react!”

“Let’s FaceTime them instead… I know they’re with Cin now so both of them can’t hide now.”

Baylie’s phone rings and Mickey and Bradley show on her screen for the FaceTime call. “Husband!” Baylie replies.

Mickey blushes and smiles widely. “Hola mi reina. Mi amor. Mi esposa.”

“That was so cute it gave me ten cavities,” Alana mumbled.

“Would you rather get c–” Baylie can’t finish her sentence as Grace covers her mouth.

“Garcia! I swear I will hurt you!” The girls can hear Jake say over the phone.

“Mickey! Remember that time I stole the sweatpants from Jake and then spilled barbecue sauce on them? I found the pants!”

“Really where?”

“In Cin’s closet!”

“Interesting! Because guess what we found in Jake’s closet?”

“Oooh!!! Do tell us!” Grace says as her face comes on the screen.

Jake and Alana are texting each other in mild panic but also laughing.

Bradley shows the girls the uniform and Alana’s bridesmaids dress.

Baylie drops the phone and tackles Alana. “You sneaky minx! Why didn’t you tell us?”

Mickey and Bradley are cracking up hearing the girls attack Alana with questions.

“Let’s just go to Cin’s apartment to get the girls and we’ll all sit and talk like the grown ups we pretend to be,” Jake tells everyone.

Within 30 minutes, Jake is all packed an is the first to arrive at Alana’s apartment. Instead of waiting for Bradley and Mickey to arrive in the Bronco, he makes his way to Alana’s apartment, using the key and giving Grace and Baylie more reason to question.

“You all have keys!” Alana says when they turn to look at her.

Five minutes later, Bradley and Mickey arrive. Immediately, they all situate themselves in the living room.

Mickey and Baylie sit first on the sofa, with Mickey’s arm wrapped around Baylie’s waist.

On the other corner of the sofa, Bradley sits and has Grace sit on his lap.

This left the loveseat for Jake and Alana. “So,” Jake begins. “Before you bombard us with questions we’ll talk.”

Alana and Jake look at each other and just nod after silently communicating with each other. “Jake and I are dating. Officially. Since the wedding.”

“Since MY wedding?” Mickey asks.

Baylie glares at him, causing him to say “I mean OUR wedding?”

Jake and Alana nod. “It’s… We’ve been friends with benefits for over a year now but…”

“We love each other,” Jake finishes for Alana. “Yes you heard me right, love.”

The girls suddenly squeal and jump up to hug Alana. “Oh we’re so happy for you! It’s about time you both got together.”

The guys also congratulate Jake but warn him that he’d make a big mistake the day he ever hurt her or broke her heart.

The two couples headed to the cars to pack up their bags and give Jake and Alana some time alone.

“You know they’re going to have way more questions,” Alana tells Jake.

“I know Cin. But let’s enjoy this trip with our friends and as our first official trip as a couple,” Jake says, pulling her in for a tender kiss.

Soon, their kiss gets interrupted when Baylie announces that they made a revision to the hotel reservations. Instead of four rooms, now it would be two. The girls in one and the guys in another.

They already knew the trip would be filled with teasing and a barrage of questions from their friends, and they wouldn’t have it any other way.

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[flock-of-cassowaries]

[ screenshot reads: ‘Fuller said he didn’t want to tell “a queer story” but rather “wanted to tell a story of how straight men fall in love with each other”.’ Link to article .]

…who’s the second straight man?

Is it Jack?

I guess you could argue that you would have to love a man to go ice-fishing….

Or… was it Zeller?

I mean, that would be weird, because I can’t even remember him and Will even having a conversation, outside that one scene (in s2e7, “Is Your Social Worker In That Horse?”) where Z. apologizes for having believed Will was the Ripper…

…who was the other straight man, Brian??? WHO????

I know it isn’t Jimmy Price, because you simply do not cast the most famous Canadian homosexual of his generation to play an implicitly straight character; or, I mean, maybe you do, but not if they’re Scott Thompson, because as much as I love him, that is just not a power he has as an actor.

And, as much as the Hannalanna chemistry actually was kind of hot to me, if Hannibal Lecter were ever to self-identify as a straight man, I’m pretty damn sure Chappell Roan would just materialize in a puff of smoke, like “WHO HATH SUMMONED ME TO SING MY EXCELLENT SONG?”*

Fortunately for Ms. Roan, though, I can’t ever picture him actually saying that (outside of a scenario where he’s trying to con Alana into giving him an alibi and a way to make Will absolutely crazy).

* And like, Chappell Roan’s indignation in the event of her summoning would be totally warranted. She has a right to private time. We shouldn’t me be yanking her through the ether to sing “Good Luck Babe” when she’s just trying to like, do a crossword puzzle or whatever. That is absolutely not fair to her.

But if NBC-Hannibal Lecter were to assert straightness, it would just happen. That’s just metaphysics. I don’t make the rules.

[thefrontofmymind]

Heyyyy, could you do a instagram blurb with matty healy and Ellie from Wolf Alice plssss? Love your work!! 💜

matty healy x musician!reader IG blurb

FC: Ellie Rowsell

a/n: sorry for getting to this so late!! i've had a busy couple months xx

yninstagram SUMMER SONICCC I LOVE YOUUUUUU

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ynfan1 mother looking so mother

ynfan2 the bEST festival i’ve ever been to!! xxx

ynfan3 Dirty Hit honestly has the best artists…

ynfan4 So excited to see you in october!!!

1975updates matty via yninstagram’s story!!

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1975fan1 its so nice that all the dh artists are buddies!!

1975fan2 MATTYYY RELEASE THE CURLSSS THEYRE SUFFOCATINGG

1975fan3 so fit

ynupdates old photo of YN with Matty Healy (and Alana Haim) from around 2016 i think??

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ynfan1 cute!!!

ynfan2 WHEN is the collab coming??? It would be FIRE

ynfan3 do i ship them?? Kind of

>ynfan4 me too bestie lowkey

yninstagram can someone walk my dog when i’m on tour? thanks xxx

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ynfan1 HOTTTT

ynfan2 step on me

ynfan3 WAIT WHO IS THAT???

>ynfan4 RIGHT?? 

yninstagram bye bye kitchen. i’ll miss u

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ynfan1 can’t wait to see you in Berlin!!

ynfan2 obsessed with this fit

trumanblack dw i’ll water the plants

>1975fan1 MATTY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

ynfan3 whats with the mirror in the kitchen

>yninstagram she’s a narcissist of a room, its for her health

yninstagram hello paris here we go

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ynfan1 so pretty!!

ynfan2 YN LIVING MY DREAM EATING CROISSANTS IN PARIS

ynfan3 when are lines starting for the paris show??

>ynfan4 the venue is letting us line up from 6am!!

yninstagram THANK YOU EUROPE! I cannot believe how amazing the past couple months have been for me, I could never dream of meeting so many of you wonderful people and playing my songs from the heart. I’m going to have a little rest but I promise something new is on the way, just be a little patient. Xx

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ynfan1 MISS YOUUU

ynfan2 so excited!! Get some rest!!

trumanblack fit.

>1975fan1 MATTY

yninstagram summer 22. love.

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ynfan1 LOOOVVVEEE

ynfan2 WHO is the guys voice in the second video??? Can’t tell

>ynfan3 it could literally be anyone, someone from her band or just a friend

charli_xcx looking gorg!!

>yninstagram thank you babyyyy

yninstagram happy halloween. if only i could find a romeo…

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ynfan1 I VOLUNTEER

ynfan2 how is someone so perfect???

trumanblack oh if only…

ynfan3 not me having the same costume this year…

yninstagram hotel rooms. the new EP out jan 13.

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ynfan1 NEW MUSIC YESSSS

ynfan2 already pre-saved!!!

charli_xcx you go babe!!

ynfan3 CANT WAIT THAT LONG

trumanblack it’ll be a killer.

>yninstagram ok mr producer if you say so

nme YN talks inspiration on new EP, tour life in a post-pandemic world and backstage rituals!

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ynfan1 hmmm i wonder who she was talking about with all the love songs on the ep??

>ynfan2 I KNOW!!! With all the talk of long distance,,,im intrigued

1975fan1 all the compliments of matty bc he worked on the album…lowkey ship it

yninstagram hotel rooms EP is out now. Thank you for all the love. Thank you Matty for helping make it happen. I couldn’t ask for a better collaborator. Xx 

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1975fan1 RIP trumanblack you would have loved a shoutout

ynfan1 I CRIEDDDD IT WAS SO SWEET

ynfan2 PLEASE TELL ME THERES A NEW ALBUM SOON

>yninstagram ;)

1975fan2 oh yeah she’s totally dating matty

yninstagram what did the easter bunny say when he was hopping around? hoppy easter!

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ynfan1 happy easter yn!!

charli_xcx pretty pretty pretty baby!!

>yninstagram no you!

ynupdates “I wrote this EP on the road, about how much you’re…not being yourself, not living your real life…I miss my real life…I miss my boyfriend…” -YN tonight in Japan. She seemed really upset, I hope she’s okay.

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ynfan1 poor yn :((

ynfan2 I was there, everyone was just so quiet i felt so bad for her…

ynfan3 glad this is her last show for a while so she can have a break.

1975updates tonight YN was in the crowd at the band’s show. She was in front of the barricade for most of it and during Robbers Matty went down to her and kissed her. If I’m honest I’m just in shock.

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1975fan1 omgomgomgomg i love them together!!!

1975fan2 WHEN will it be MY TURN

ynfan1 oooh this must’ve been what she was so upset about

[panjakes]

i had to think of what I wanted requested lol. so like a happy Ahn Hyo-Seop and reader type deal w their little(2 kids 5&3) family and talking about wanting another child or not. I hope you get what I mean🤦🏾‍♀️🤭

Hyoseop yawns turning over on his side to wrap his arms around his wife only to be met with a giggle. He opens one eye to see his son who had his hands over his mouth trying not to giggle again

“What’re you doing trouble maker?” He asks

“Morning dad!” He says

“Morning son” he says placing a kiss on the five year olds head

“Can we go to the park?” He asks

“Sure but let’s ask mommy first” Hyeoseop says sitting up in the bed

“What if she says no?” He asks in a pout

“I doubt she will, it’ll be a nice day” Hyeoseop says

Just then your 2 year old daughter walked into the room dragging her blanket

“Good morning Alana” Hyeoseop says spreading his arms for a hug. The tiny human ignored him and goes straight to you

“Mommy” she says lightly patting your face

“Yes Alana baby” you mumble as you start to wake up

“Rice” she says

“You want rice?” You mumble

“Yes!! Egg” she says

“You want an egg to?” You ask sitting up fixing the bonnet that was slipping off your head

“Mommy I want an egg!” Khalil says

“Okay, babe do you want rice and eggs too?” You ask peaking over your shoulder at Hyeoseop

“Yes I’d like a kiss too” he says puckering his lips

You kiss two fingers before pushing them to his lips

“Goodmorning” you say smirking

“That is not the kiss I wanted” he says pouting

“Well while I cook you get ready, I want to take the kids to the park” you say picking up Alana who sleepily chewed on her fingers

“Yayyyy the park!” Khalil shouts jumping up and down on your shared bed

“Stop!” Alana says pointing at her brother

“No jumping son! Your sister and mom will kill us” Hyeoseop says grabbing the boy from the bed

After a fulfilling breakfast Yn and Haleem sat in his room picking out his outfit while Hyeoseop struggled to put Alana’s clothes on.

“Alana sweetheart please work with daddy!” He says trying to push her arm through the shirt

“No! Mommy!” Alana shouts crying

“Alana! Put your clothes clothes on!” Hyeoseop says sternly making the 2 year old stop and allows him to put her clothes on

“See. It was that bad” Hyeoseop says watching as she walks over to the mirror twirling around to see her outfit

“Ouu pretty?” She asks turning around with a big smile

“Yes, very pretty sweetheart. Now let’s go find mommy so she can do your hair” Hyeoseop says grabbing her tiny hand in his

“Mommy do my hair!” Alana says jumping up and down

Hyeoseop finally found you in the hallway digging in the closet

“She wants her hair done” he says pointing to the small child

“Does she really?” You ask with a raised brow

“Yeah!” Alana says smiling. You smile back before picking her up

“Fine, let’s get it done before your brother has a stroke” you mumble

“Where’s Haleem?” Hyeoseop asks

“Putting on his shoes, can you pack their snack bag please” you ask sitting Alana between your legs to brush her hair

“Of course” Hyeoseop says rushing to the kitchen

He grabs fruits, chips, granola, juice, and water. Cutting up the fruit and putting it into the two separate containers.

“Dad is there mangos in the box?” Haleem asks

“Yes is there anything else you want?” Hyeoseop asks

“Uhhh pineapple!” He shouts making Hyeoseop sigh

“Your allergic to pineapples son” Hyeoseop reminds

“I don’t mind being a little itchy” he says making Hyeoseop chuckle

“Pick something else” he says making the boy pout

“Apples”

“Very good choice” he says throwing apple slices into the bag.

As soon as he was done packing the snack bag you and Alana were coming down the stairs ready to go

“Aw look at my girls!! You two are so beautiful”Hyeoseop says wrapping his arm around you and placing a kiss on your forehead

“Thank you! You ready to go Haleem?” You ask causing the boy to nod grabbing the tiny back pack off the counter

“Alana can daddy get a kiss?” Hyeoseop asks

“No.” The 2 year old says locking her hand in yours

Your snickering make’s Hyeoseop glare at you.

“I’ll put them in the car!” You say still snickering

Hyeoseop shakes his head grabbing his and yours things leave close behind you.

Hyeoseop smiled as he took pictures oh Haleem playing and you and Alana sliding down the slide together.

“Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Slide with me!” Alana says running over to him

“Aww you want me to slide with you?” Hyeoseop asks getting excited

Alana was a mommy’s girl and was alway up under you. She loved Hyeoseop but he thinks she loves you more

He hands you his phone and he climbs the tiny stairs with Alana in his arms. He sits at the top with her in his lap before he slides down with Alana screaming and giggling.

“Aww that’s so cute!” You say smiling

“Mommy! I’m hungry!” Alana says pulling at your shirt

“Okay, Haleem you hungry?” You shout

“No!” He shouts back playing with some boy he just meet

“Okay come Alana” you say walking over to one one the benches with Hyeoseop behind you. You sit Alana on the table

Hyeoseop pulls out her bang and fruit hand her an apple slice at a time

“Remember when Haleem was a baby?” You ask

“Yeah and I was always too scared to hold him because he was so tiny” Hyeoseop says making you both laugh

“Yeah I have birth to some tiny babies” you say tickling Alana’s neck

“Yeah they’re growing up” Hyeoseop says smiling over at Haleem who failed to do a cartwheel and laughing at the fact he failed

“Daddy juice” Alana says putting her hand out in a grabbing motion. Hyeoseop pulls out the juice box putting it in her hand

“Do you know how to open it?” You ask making her nod

“I miss having a baby in the house” you mumble not thinking Hyeoseop heard anything. Hyeoseop smiles at you before reaching over to grab your hand

“Let’s have another one. Let’s try for another baby” he says making you go wide eyed

“For real?” You ask

“Yes for real” he says holding his hand up for a high five. You raise your brow at him before giggling

“Your so corny” you say giving him the high five. He chuckles before leaning over to kiss your lips

“I love you Yn” he says

“I love you too” you say

“No! No! No!” Alana says turning around to wave her finger in his face

“What? You want a kiss too?” He asks

“No!” Alana says making Hyeoseop grab her and kiss her anyway making her laugh and giggle

Haleems runs over to the table out of breath

“You ready for your snacks now?” You ask him handing him a bottle of water

“Yeah” he says making you laugh

“Haleem how do you feel about being a big brother” Hyeoseop says confusing the boy

“I am a big brother” he says confused making you giggle

“How about being a big brother again?” You ask making him gasp

“Mommy’s having another baby?” He asks stuffing his mouth with mangos

“Not yet” Hyeoseop says

“Can it be another girl? I want a little sister” he says making you and Hyeoseop confused

“You already have a sister baby” you say

“No, I want a sister that likes me! Alana only likes you!” He says sipping on his juice

“See! I told you!” Hyeoseop says

“So what?! Leave my baby alone! You two are just jealous” you say patting the girls head

“It’s okay because the next baby will love us! Isn’t that right son!?” Hyeoseop says asking for a high five from his son who gives him one immediately.

You giggling shaking your head at the two. You guess your having another baby

[tomyeros]

VI.

Life is a beautiful, glittering sky heaven above, Loving and believing each's soul is a marvelous sight to see. You and I, been together for the half month of this year. How irresistible our eternity love would be.

Hi baby Alana, it certainly feels like an eons to write this letter and knowingly that it is already 6th Monthsary of our relationship. I have millionth words I want to say but it is always form as "I love you" . This August month surely takes on the emotional rollercoaster between you and I, but we stayed together until now. That's something I wholly adore about you most of the time. I thought of you all the time and until it goes on forever. I know "Forever" sounds like a bit much of a stretch and yet, I love to use it because your existence is the ample of my life. I cannot thank you enough to be there for me even if it is only short brief moment. Your presence itself is a blessing from God. I know that has being said for multiple times and I love how you never get tired of me saying this to you. And I love you for that.

Baby, being you and I in this suck-up, chaotic world, the existence of being so messed up everything. Our love will always be there and it would remain there. But I will always be here supporting you with every energy I have despite how exhausted you are and coming home so late just to hit the hay. I just want to say that you have done well, you did your best surviving in this world that is not so lovable and friendly to you. You are awesome and will always be amazing person you can be, your hardworking made me feel proud of you even if I hope people would have at least help you because doing it on your own. But I am with you babe, giving you all the boost that you needed the most.

I know I am not perfectionist or anything, I'm trying to be best version that you always be proud of and I will keep growing to be better person when I am with you. I know I have mistakes and I do reflect on them deeply, but I don't want to stay in that spot and to move on to make tomorrow itself a better place with huge smile on the face. Still you love me for who I am and as a person, you don't bother if I can be a little stoic and realistic. Yet you still love me. And for that, I thank you. I know you'll say that you don't need to thank me a lot. But I needed to, because I love you with all my heart, and every fabric of my soul. I truly do because without you in my life. Where is the road that I am leading into? I don't know and I don't even want to know what is it.

Just I writing this heartfelt letter to you with endless love and affection, from the bottom of my deepest heart. I will always love you for eternity and I intend to keep it going. Yes, for the rest of my life and to the next afterlife. I won't stop and I don't have plans to do so.

So once again, Happy 6th Monthsary with you babe! I will be with you in wherever your place you want to be.

I love you, Alana.

With love and graces, Marcellino.

[dangertoozmanykids101]

"With One Boob Out" by Alana Wilkinson.

These are the lyrics you'll find in the video information:

This morning I answered the door with a boob out

And when the postman’s eyes were bugging out of his head

It was me that thought he was crazy

It was me - and my nipple for the street to see.

Then I told the person at Telstra I loved them

There was a giant pause, instead of him saying it back

I was offended by Jeremy’s lack of tact

Just say it back, I’m having a day

No, I’m not staying on the line for a survey.

He’s probably a nice fellow

But my brain is operating at the speed of a marshmallow

Oh, I used to be a bright yellow

Now I fade by midday

Asleep and drooling on the couch

But I can do it all with a boob out

I was sitting at a cafe, they brought my food out

Every time I go to eat, my child needs to eat too

It’s some hilarious timing thing the boobie gods do

In the juggle of a toastie, a breat and a babe I was able

To shoot a steady stream of milk at the neighbouring table

Of seeming nice fellows

I apologise for the lunch surprise they got mid espresso

Although today I’m not my brightest yellow

I’m a million colours I’ve never even seen

And the happiest I’ve ever been

My world is glowing brighter knowing

That all this giant love keeps growing

I’m a brand new woman, nothing could’ve prepared my heart for this

I’m like a blooming flower with super powers

I can turn these mountains into milky fountains

I can bleed while I feed the tiny human that grew inside me

And I can do it all with at least one boob out.

@caffiend-queen @so-easy-to-love-me @jtargaryen18 @emeraldrosequartz @redfoxwritesstuff @ladyoftheteaandblood @mastreworld @wolfsmom1 @nonsensicalobsessions

[that-one-anxious-mango]

For the Drabble event would you be willing to do the first I love you? I love your writing.

                    As We Grow 

Summary: About how Austin and his best girl said those magical three letter words to one another. Plus the origin of their famous catch phrase.

Contents: MAXIMUM FLUFF. Mentions of past trauma. Gooey feelings. Sleepy Magnus. Crying. Awesome Austin (per usual)

A/N: Hi Beautiful Humans! How are you all? Ugh I missed you! Alas, I’ve been trapped in the claws of college. BUT, since I’m on break and writing up a storm I will try and get out as much as I can while I’m off, and also write some things I can put on auto fill when things get crazy.

I hope you all are having a wonderful holiday. To the Anon who suggested this sorry about the wait babe. AND to any one else who requested something I’m working on it babes. BARE WITH ME.

Any who please enjoy the fic!

P.S Everyone feel free to PLEASE comment and reblog. Also send me letters with ideas and prompts. Love hearing from you all! Much Love! *hugs*

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You were sitting on your couch writing in your black leather planner, in it was your to-do list of all the mundane things that needed to be done in the upcoming week.

It had proven to be quite effective and useful in helping you to manage the events and such that went on in your semi-chaotic life.

And as old as you felt admitting that you had a planner in the first place, you felt even more old due to your current choice of outfit and music.

Sitting in your large house pink house dress with matching pink house slippers. Your hair was wrapped up in a silk headscarf and clear kitten framed glasses adorned your face.

In the background, the R & B station on Spotify played Saving all my love from the Whitney Houston album, while the scent of lavender and eucalyptus essential oils filled the air.

It was Sunday which meant self-care and a little bit of life management. Today you'd woken up and gotten brunch with Phoebe, Alex, Alana, and Beatrice. After you and a eager Magnus went to the Totem to go and browse, which you ended up buying a book for yourself and bought two books for Austin. Then you treated yourself to a nice hot shower and a full head to toe skin care routine.

 And now you were where you were.

Earlier in the day Austin had texted you to let you know that he probably wasn't going to be able to come over to watch re-runs of Grey's Anatomy while eating take out Thai-food like the two of you had originally planned. And even though you were disappointed a bit.

You understood.

Every since the two of you had started dating about three months ago, you understood that there were some days and times that you unfortunately may not hear from Austin due to him immersing himself into his work and preparation for Elvis. It's something he'd been upfront about in the beginning of your relationship, about how the process of him doing this role wouldn't exactly mean it would be a cakewalk for you guys. But within being a creative yourself mixed with the rather intense feelings you felt for Austin, you decided that you'd be in this for the long haul as long as you could be.

In the middle of Wednesday's list you heard the buzzer ring.

Frowning in confusion you got up, being followed by the patters of your scary purple onesie dressed guard dog, Magnus.

You weren't expecting anyone.

Going to the intercom you pressed the button speaking, " Yes? "

" Delivery for the most beautiful girl in the world." The voice familiar voice hummed through the box. The bright smile that invaded your face was wide and the involuntary skips that your heart did paired well with the warmth that filled you body.

Deciding to be a tease you replied, " I'm sorry but I think you have the wrong place. Have you tried apartment 3A. The young lady that lives there is quite beautiful and very stylish so it seems." You joked referring to your downstairs neighbor, Gladys Reed, who was a older lady that you'd befriended after a creepy encounter with another neighbor of yours. She was sweet and always looked out for you. She also always complimented you and Austin whenever she seen the two of you.

And you know what they say about an elder approving of a couple. 

It's good luck.

" Well. As beautiful as she is and as nice as that vintage Chanel may look, between me and you I think I you got her beat, baby. All seven days a week and twenty four hours in the day." He chuckled back, " Now let me up so I can see that beautiful face."

Giggling to yourself in glee, a short, " Okay." Squeaked out,  hitting the button that allowed Austin in.

It was only a matter of seconds before the knock on the door came and you ripped it open practically launching yourself into Austin's arms who was quick to sit down whatever was in his hands and happily catch you, securing his hands under your ass to hold you up. You both spoke quick little hi and hellos before you sealed your lips on his.

A fat wet kiss was placed on his lips followed by the depth he poured into it and the move to push the two of you up against a nearby wall, while he let his tongue nudged at the bottom of your lip until you let him in. Tiny moans could now be heard from you that resulted in the grip he had to your ass tightening.

With the door still wide open you could feel things heating up in many different places. Only the small thunderous barks and incessant feeling of paws hitting yours and Austin's legs pulled the two of you away.

Separating you smiled down at Magnus along with Austin who greeted him, cheeks red with embarrassment, " Hey Mags. Sorry man didn't see you there. What's up." He offered slowly setting you back down. Earning a enthused bark of a response, Austin laughed before turning his attention back to you.

" Well I guess you really are trying to compete with Miss Gladys. Huh, baby." He commented as his eyes raked you up and down.

Truth be told he thought you looked quite good. Like someone's fine wife...or mother. The last half of his thought made his chest flutter, because if things kept going the way they were he could see all those things down the line for you two.

Instantly beginning to feel self conscious you quickly offered to go and change into something more age appropriate and appealing. But your efforts were halted, " Uh uh, no. You seem cozy and comfortable, babe. Which makes me feel comfortable and cozy. You look good." He reassured leaning down to peck your lips before smirking, " Sexy even. Besides, long time ago I used to have a thing for older woman, so this might be doing it for me a little bit." He wiggled his eyebrows at your causing the two of you to begin a laughing.

Cheeks heating up you had to remember the spark of curiosity you had when he came in, so you asked, " So, Mr. Delivery man what'd you bring me? "

Looking at you he motioned with his head to follow his gaze to the wall by door and down. And when you looked you seen the pretty medium sized plant in a brown pot with a nicely tied pink ribbon around it sitting on the floor.

Your face scrunched in thoughts and nerves, " Babe, what is this? You know that I don't have a green thumb. At all." You reminded.

And it was true, every plant you'd gotten over you lifetime had always ended up the same way. Dead.

Even the Cacti you'd tried to take care of had found themselves being welcomed into the glory place where all the rest of your plants rested, otherwise known as the trash.

         Like you literally watered a cactus like once...maybe twice a month. So it astonishing to you how you managed to keep a puppy alive ... and not a plant.

" This..", Austin went over and scooped up the plant in hands bringing it over to you, " is our love fern." He stated holding it out.

Taking it cautiously, you bafflingly looked between the nice sized plant and Austin sheepishly smiling," Our..love...fern." You parroted looking at the amused face Austin held.

He nodded, " Yeah, baby. It's our love fern. I got it because you said you wanted one last week when we were watching that Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie."  He reminded you of the little comment you'd made when the two of you had been snuggled up watching How to lose a guy in ten days.

Then light bulb went off in your head and your eyes widen in playful disbelief,     " BABE! I WAS JOKING! You didn't have to actually go out and bring a poor plant back here to practically sentence to death." " You gawked at him laughing.

" We'll I'm not. There are two reasons why I bought this lovely thing . First, because although I know that you, my love. Are no Mother Nature, I have a pretty good track record of being able to keep plants alive. And I figured that if you have it here at your place, then I'll have a absolute reason and responsibility to come and see you and Magnus at least twice a week. Plus I'll teach you how to care for it when I'm not here, honey." He explained glancing over to the puppy who was enjoying himself on the couch happily lounging on your abandoned blanket.

When your eyes met his again you noticed how serious his face had turned. They captured yours in trance making sure there was no where else for you to look, " And the second and most important reason I bought the plant is because.." He started, using a hand to grab both of yours. He secured them ontop of his own hands that rested on the pot. You unconsciously squeezed them making sure that you had a firm clutch as the two of you held up the pot together.

" I also bought this plant because, I love you. I love you Y/N L/N. So much. That's something I've been wanting to tell you since I met you three months ago. And as this plant will surely grow everyday...so will the love that you and I have for each other. " He paused, " That's if you feel the same way of course." His eyes looked hopeful and pleading at the same time. Like his whole entire being was resting on what'd you say next.

And unbeknownst to you....it kinda did.

By now the waterline in your eyes was threatening to spill and this overwhelming mixture of joy and fear overtook your body all at once. Joyful that the man that you did in-fact love, loved you too. But fearful that while, yes, he did love you, for how long?  How long would he love and enjoy you before he decided that he was done and ready to leave like so many other people in your life had.

 Pulling you out of your thoughts Austin had moved to take the plant out of both  your hands and set it down on the floor next to you. Moving in closer he held your face in his hands gently lifting your head positioned to the floor, up to look at him.

As soon as your eyes locked the tears started flowing and you couldn't hold it anymore, " I love you too Austin. I-I really do." You almost whispered, the worry on his face seemed to only half melt when he seen that you weren't done with your proclamation, " But I'm scared. " You confessed.

His voice was soft in concern, " Scared of what, baby?"

His attentive tone made you feel even worst and you began crying a bit harder causing him to coo pulling you into his chest, resting his chin lightly on your head while soothingly rubbing your back. " You're okay, mama. You're alright. Just Breathe." He affirmed helping you along.

It seemed like the two of you stayed like that, forever in the moment.

Him basking in the feeling of you against him, and you relishing in the music that was the beat of his heart. You had slowed your breathing down to match it. 

It wasn't until you had pulled it together and found the strength to just be honest and say what you needed to say, " I'm afraid that you'll love me for as long as you want and then leave me once you get however and whatever you need. Or find somebody new. I'm not saying that you would do something like that, Austin. But you're not the first person to say those three words to me, and then utter the other two. Good bye."

Sighing, he hated hearing that this was even a doubt in your mind. Not because he was offended or he thought you didn't trust him, but because it made him upset that people in your past hadn't had the courage or god given common sense to take care and cherish you, like he planned to.

So in comfort he posed his own question, " What if you decided to do the same thing? If you find some other guys that could fulfill your needs of cuddles, tacos, and bookkeeping? Huh? What would happen then?" He asked.

Without hesitation you went, " Austin I would never, ever, EVER. Leave you for someone else you know that." You sniffled.

Tenderly pulling you closer he responded, " And just how you would never, I would never. I know that others haven't treated you the way they should have. But baby I am here to stay as long as you want me. And if that just so happens to be forever. Then dammit,  you better believe I'll love you forever and always. " He stopped chuckling a bit, " Hell, I might just follow you into the beyond, baby. And love on you there."

His comments laugh. He made you feel so at peace and loved. You felt warm inside and outside of your body.

Pulling away you went to look at his face which his instinctively reached out and wiped some stray tears off of your face,  offering a somber smile, " Well okay then. Let's do it. I'll love you Austin Butler. Forever, always and beyond." You affirmed smiling.

Nodding in excitement he said, " And I too will love you Y/N Y/L/N. Forever, Always and Beyond. No matter what." He concluded swooping you in for a kiss that tasted salty by the mixture of your tears and some of his. The two of you had kissed plenty of times now, but with each kiss still came that gooey feeling. And you never wanted to let it go anywhere.

Minutes whirled by you two being wrapped in each other before Austin was picking up the plant to try and help you find the best place for it.

Deciding that it'd thrive best in your bedroom window where it was in line of direct sunlight and your eyesight. You now lied snuggled up with Austin's arms securely wrapped around your body while he big spooned, and felt the little movements Magnus made in his sleep from his position at the foot of your bed.

Together the two of you watched the sun say it's goodnight and moon say hello when Austin made a comment in your ear, " Now, baby. No matter what happens. You have absolutely got to remember to help keep our love fern alive. I mean it, now. Don’t let our love fern die." He warned kissing the shell of your ear.

Just then a corny reference to the movie popped in your head and you couldn't resist, " But, honey. What if it decides it wants to go to sleep? " You teased.

Chuckling along he responded with a, " Absolutely not."

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              * Reference from Movie :) * 

[tardis-stowaway]

So @singdancegetnaked tagged me in this game several days ago (this post), and I'm finally getting around to posting. Thanks for the tag!!

rules: shuffle your On Repeat playlist and list the first five songs in a poll, then have your followers choose their favorite!

I don't know how Spotify creates this playlist, but there are two of these songs I completely don't recognize ever hearing before in my life and certainly haven't been purposefully playing on repeat. Oh well. I will also note that I skipped a couple times when it shuffled up multiple songs by the same artist (Hozier) so the poll would have more diversity. Anyway, here's Spotify links to the songs in question:

Wax & Wane | Work Song | Thérèse | Good Luck, Babe! | Moves

No pressure tagging: @kaydeefalls, @mysticalchildisis, @blasphemous-lies-and-deceit, @prismatic-et-al, and @ladymercury-10, and anyone else who feels like playing. (Feel free to modify with shuffling your overall music or some other playlist if you want to play but don't use spotify.)

[tngrace]

Dress

⚠️Implied Smut; Language

Song Inspiration: Dress by Taylor Swift

After weeks of planning and reminders, finally the Steele-Garcia wedding was upon them. The girls had all packed their bags and made their way to their home for the next few days. 

They spent their first day lounging by the pool getting the last bit of tanning that they could. They had lunch at the resort's restaurant.

As they made their way to the hotel’s private beach, they heard wolf whistles being directed at them. “Hey hot babes! Y’all single!?” Reuben calls out once they spot the guys.

“Alana is!” Lucky calls back out in response. She teasingly pushes her friend to the group of guys that had approached them. Only that Cin was mid-step and the small push caused her to stumble forwards.

“I got you.” A warm and strong pair of arms wrap around her and catch Alana before she can fall. “You okay babe?” Jake asks. 

“Babe?” Grace asks with a raised brow.

“Yeah. Reuben just called you all babes. Thought I’d continue the name calling.”

“Is that why you haven’t let go of Alana?” Bradley asks. A knowing grin playing on his lips. 

Grace and Baylie share a look that silently says they’ll get the information from Alana later. 

Reluctantly, Jake releases his hold on Alana but not before he gives her a squeeze. “Behave Seresin,” Alana says under her breath. 

His eyes didn’t leave her as she walked back to where the girls were. 

“Anything you wanna own up to, Hangman?” Bradley teases. 

“Yeah. Anyone you wanna keep drooling at?” Mickey continues.

“Let’s just get the drinks and head back to the pool table. I’m itching to win some money from Garcia.”

“Mhmm. Way to change the subject Seresin,” Bradley teases.

As they head to their rented cabana, Baylie starts questioning Alana. “So… Is there something going on with you and Bagman? Is that why you’re both walking in the wedding together?”

“Bay… You were the one to decide who walks with who…”

“Pfft. Details. Details.”

“Come on, let's leave Cin alone. If she says they’re nothing, then we have to believe her,” Grace says. “Even if we do believe they are totally wrong in not being together.”

Alana uses the moment her friends are distracted to text Jake that they’ll have to be on their best behavior this weekend for the wedding.

The guys later head down to the beach to check on the girls. They’re not surprised that they find the girls surrounded by guys trying to win their attention.

Mickey isn’t worried because he knows Lucky can take the guys down if needed. Bradley chuckles at Spicy’s look of boredom at whatever one of the guys was saying.

It was Jake that had his jaw clenched at the sight of one of the guys trying to wrap an arm around Alana. Though her face didn’t show any reaction, he could tell her body was tense and she didn’t enjoy having the guy touch her. 

It took everything in him to now rush over and knock the guy’s teeth out when he made a cupping motion to Alana’s ass. Luckily, he wasn’t the only one that noticed and the rest of the guys also saw and rushed over. 

Jake pulls Alana to his side once they reach the girls. “You okay?” he asks in a whisper.

She replies with a nod and relaxes into his embrace. She then looks up at him and with her eyes asks him to follow along. “Yeah babe. You made it just in time. These guys here didn’t believe the three of us were taken.”

Jake smiles and gives her a squeeze. “I don’t blame them. You’re all three beautiful women. It’d be a shame to not be with any of you.” 

The guys from earlier take their leave when they accept that the girls really are taken.

Grace and Baylie smirk to each other. “They fell into the fake dating role a bit too naturally,” Rooster whispers to his wife.

“Keep up, Rooster… We’ve been telling you something was going on with them,” Grace says.

Jake lets Alana go but he drinks in every curve of hers in the bathing suit. 

The heat of his stare causes Alana to blush. She’s thankful she can blame the sun and heat for any flush she may show.

The group of friends enjoy the sun and beach a bit longer and soon enough it’s time to go get ready for the rehearsal dinner.

Everything goes smoothly for the rehearsals. The entrances, the music selections. Everyone is enjoying themselves before the big day.

Soon, everyone is pairing off to get one last drink before retiring for the night. Everyone except Jake and Alana. They had escaped to Jake’s room. 

Jake is pressing Alana against the door as he kisses her. “You honestly thought we would behave this weekend? Tell me… When that guy was touching you at the beach, who were you thinking about?”

Alana smirks. “About Bob.”

Jake growls as he presses another heated kiss on her neck. “You know it’s never his name the one that you scream out when I’m deep in you.” 

“Jaaake,” Alana moans against his ear. 

“Fuck, Alana, baby that sounded so fucking good.”

Alana gently pushes him off. “Jake… Can I tell you something?” 

He nods as his eyes are trained on her.

Alana lets one of the straps slip off her shoulder. “I only bought this dress so you could take it off.” She lets the other strap slip from her shoulder. “Unzip me,” she says as she turns to give him her back. 

For the second time that day, Jake drinks in every inch of her before he steps forward. He places his hands on her hips and squeezes them before he slowly lowers the zipper. Before it can fall off he wraps one of his arms around her and starts kissing her neck. “I love you Alana. I love you so fucking much.”

She turns around in surprise. “What did you say?” 

He kisses her deeply. “You heard me. I love you. Since you accused me of stealing your phone and the two months you refused to give me the attention I thought I deserved, it’s been you. I haven’t wanted to be with anyone else aside from you. You’re the one that keeps me grounded.”

Alana stares into his eyes and she sees he’s speaking the truth. “Jacob Thomas Seresin… I love you too… Whenever we’re out with our friends, my hands are shaking from holding back from you. You make me feel confident. I don’t feel like I have to hide myself from you.”

After a few seconds of silence and staring at each other, once again they’re kissing passionately and making their way to the bed to show each other just how much love they share.

Morning soon comes and the rising sun starts shining through the windows. Jake sighs contently as he opens his eyes and the view that greets him is a still nude Alana covered in his sheets.

He starts kissing up her shoulder and then her neck. “Wake up Alana. Today’s wedding day.”

She just burrows deeper under the covers. “Mmm. Five more minutes.”

Jake smirks and dives under the covers. He starts kissing up one of Alana’s thighs. “Mmm. All mine.” He then kisses down her other thigh. 

“I can already feel your heat for me babe,” he teases, dragging a finger along her folds. He gives a pat to her thigh and then suddenly he stands up. “Okay babe. Time to get up.”

Alana sits up in frustration. “You’re not just going to leave me all… needy!”

“Alana Metcalf. Today isn’t about you. It’s about your best friend Lucky,” he says with a smirk.

“Yeah. Well guess who ain’t getting lucky after the wedding?” She mumbles as she starts getting dressed.

It’s not until Alana makes it back to her room and opens the door that she remembers she had a roommate. “Delilah! You scared me! Is everything okay?”

“You tell me young lady,” Delilah replies with a knowing smirk. “Oh dear. We’ll need to cover up that bruising before we head down to Baylie’s room for makeup and our photos.”

Delilah sits Cin at the vanity and quickly gets to covering the couple of visible hickies on her neck and collarbone. 

“Thank you mama Lucky. I really appreciate it… I… Can we not tell Baylie or Grace? I’m… The guy and I are just friends and we’re not sure how the rest of the group will really feel.”

“I won't tell them, love. Just know you’re too beautiful to be kept a secret… If this guy doesn’t value you to be in an open and honest relationship with you then you deserve better.”

“It’s not that… It’s well you know how our friends are: nosy, well-meaning, but sometimes a bit mean to him and it makes me wonder if…”

Delilah gives her shoulders a comforting squeeze. “You know your friends love you both. They just want you both to be happy. They’re protective of you. Baylie has told me what you’ve been through. They also love Jake.”

Cin looks at her in the mirror. “I never said…”

“I’m a mother. I know these things. Besides, that boy could not take his eyes or hands off you during the entire rehearsal dinner.”

This causes Cin to smile shyly and blush. 

“Now let’s go wake up the bride and give her the gift you and Grace got her.” 

Delilah helps Cin carefully wrap the box before heading to the bride’s room to start changing and doing their makeup.

As they all are getting ready Grace and Cin share a look and they nod. They call Baylie to the side. 

“Baylie, we know you love us each and we’re both ecstatic to be your bridesmaids. However, we wanted to still give you a physical Maid of Honor,” Grace says.

Cin hands Baylie the box. When she opens it, a teddy bear wearing its own bridesmaids dress is revealed. Cin gently presses one of the paws.

The room is suddenly filled with voices and laughter of two pre-teens. “Swear to me you’ll be my maid of honor! Swear it Katie Bug!”

Shrieks of laughter and high pitched giggles are the only response a pre-teen Baylie gets. “Use your words! I won’t stop tickling you!”

“Yes! I’ll be your forever maid of honor! No matter how many times you get married!”

“Finally! Now let’s get me married!”

There’s not a dry eye between the three friends and Delilah. “We couldn’t let you get married without Katie being here,” Cin tells her. 

“How-”

“Katie’s mom found a video of you two. I shared it with the girls but I didn’t know.”

Baylie is crying but then starts giggling. “Like little Lucky said: Let’s get me married!”

As they’re walking down the aisle to their friend Mickey, Jake can’t stop smiling at the bridesmaid in his arms. “I love you,” he whispers as they reach the front. 

“Likewise Lieutenant,” Cin says with a wink.

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[theroyalthrones]

Behind the Scenes | The Soiree |Capri, Orillia

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Translation:

Mi Amada. (My Beloved)

Mi amor, te invitaré a algo especial esta noche. (My love, I'll treat you to something special tonight.)

~Transcript~

FRANCESCA ORTEGA We're late, Lea. LEANDRA ORTEGA I thought you said this wasn't important. Clearly there's someone you want to impress. FRANCESCA ORTEGA I just- Don't want to make a bad impression. Let's go. LEANDRA ORTEGA Damn, this place is nice. FRANCESCA ORTEGA You should see the palace it- Doorbell rings Shh! *Laughter from inside. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI *Laughing* Nona, I'll kill you for saying that. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Oh! Hello… And you are? FRANCESCA ORTEGA Franc- LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Francesca! Come in, Luc has told me so much about you! FRANCESCA ORTEGA Hope it was good things. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI No, not all good things. FRANCESCA ORTEGA … LEANDRA ORTEGA Whispering What'd you do? FRANCESCA ORTEGA SHHH!! Setting change, in living room with group of people. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Everyone, meet the Ortega sisters! Francesca and … FRANCESCA ORTEGA Leandra. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Leandra Ortega! Show them we don't bite, yes?

WINONA DE'ASTURIAS Our honeymoon ended in Manceras. You can't imagine how beautiful it was, Right Bas? BASTIEN DE'LABANDEIRA Not as beautiful as you, Mi Amada. (My Beloved) WINONA DE'ASTURIAS Mi amor, te invitaré a algo especial esta noche. (My love, I'll treat you to something special tonight.) LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Ugh, Get a room Nona! A SAD LOOK ON KAIS FACE WINONA DE'ASTURIAS Don't be sad, Lala. You'll fall in love soon. LILLIAN BRASWELL Love is overrated. VANYA BLANCHARD Your just jealous, Lorraine. Being married is a gift. Right, Maxon? MAXON GATTILUSIO Don't bring me into this, Vanya. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.

KAINALU ALANA I vote we change the subject. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Thank you, someone agrees with me. WINONA DE'ASTURIAS Kai always agrees with you. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Nona… I have a… Guest. GUESTS NAME No- it's alright, Rainie. LILLIAN BRASWELL Rainie? GUESTS NAME I'm just interesting in getting to know your friends. LORRAINE DE'CREMONESI Thank you, babe. KAI WATCHING SAYING NOTHING FRANCESCA ORTEGA I'm going to go freshen up a bit. LEANDRA ORTEGA Okay, sure. I'm eating this drama up. FRANCESCA ORTEGA Yeah, you enjoy this. SHE WALKS OUTSIDE AND LOW AND BEHOLD LUCIAN IS OUTSIDE. FRANCESCA ORTEGA Oh- sorry I didn't think- Lucian? LUCIAN DE'CREMONESI Oh Francesca, what you doing here? FRANCESCA ORTEGA Your kidding? You invited me, I can't believe y- LUCIAN DE'CREMONESI Laughing I'm joking, relax. I didn't think you'd come and I was scared that you would. FRANCESCA ORTEGA … W-why? LUCIAN DE'CREMONESI We're really not going to talk about it? FRANCESCA ORTEGA Talk about what, I can't read your mind. LUCIAN DE'CREMONESI You used to be able to. FRANCESCA ORTEGA Luc- I'm leaving. LUCIAN DE'CREMONESI No wait, Cici… Come sit and join me. FRANCESCA ORTEGA Okay.