#alan grant / ian malcolm

[evie-carnahan]

Jurassic Park (1993)

[myjurassicisparked]

"This is my comfort movie," she says as the T. rex terrorizes children trapped in a vehicle.

[temperancevalkyrie]

[sconfittoleone]

[legobenkenobi]

my favorite genre of character is autistic scientist with a transgender gait

[johnlennonirl]

POLYPARK!!!! I LOVE POLYPARK

[transalangrant]

yea I took your nostalgia characters and made them into a polycule. yea they’re very happy together now. nothing you can do about it. sorry

[littledozerdraws]

my JP charms are finally here!! I'll be selling them at VIECC this November! (and online after the con) 🦖🌸✨

[couldpolyamorysavethem]

DR. ALAN GRANT, DR. ELLIE SATTLER, and DR. IAN MALCOLM from JURASSIC PARK

Justification:

"Ian Malcolm could be their kept man. Maybe that would fix him." - @dykerightsmp3

[i-is-v-tired]

Jurassic Park

Watching the movie:

Reading the book:

To anyone who hasn’t read the book, it is  genuinely horrifying. It’s great.

[retropopcult]

On the set of Jurassic Park, 1992

[amelia-mariee]

Is there any kind of active Jurassic park/world fandom on here? I feel like there should be and I've seen some good fanart but im not really seeing any blogs that are kinda centered around it like with other fandoms. If that is you, please step forward, i am fixating all alone. This is like the tumblr equivalent of me sending out smoke signals here

[19thcenturylover]

HELLO AGAIN JP PEOPLE🗣‼️

Hi again, guess what, I'm missing my JP/JW phase and especially the Dinot3 one. I can't do it right now because I'm busy but I needed to do some doodles anddd

I drew the sillies again, but like cats :33

[maisiesbike]

Jurassic franchise as tumblr/twitter quotes

[wastedshadowsofthelight]

So I may have rushed home from town to make these

[transalangrant]

I am just so absolutely floored at how poly the jurassic park movie actually is, having just rewatched it. the little mr. DNA video scene and the three of them just commenting with each other as if they’ve known each other for years. girl didn’t y’all just meet like this morning. the FUCKING helicopter scene. that was. did ian fucking growl playfully at the two of them or did I imagine this 😭 okay and when with ian’s more overt flirting with ellie in the car… she literally calls alan’s attention to it like alan look at this. what the fuck. why are you inviting your boyfriend to your flirting session with another guy. no monogamous explanation for this. and when she’s digging through the dinosaur shit for the sake of science (autism) and ian and alan just standing there like. “she seems…. tenacious.” and alan just says “you have no idea.” like just throughout the movie or like before everything goes to shit, alan is just really not as put off by ian’s very obvious flirting with his girlfriend. in front of him. as most people would be. my tentative hypothesis: bisexual.

like what is this. what is this picture.

ellie smiling politely while her two boyfriends take up an indecent amount of space in the fruitiest positions I have seen in my life ever. hey they can’t sit straight it’s almost as if they’re uh. not. straight. really though I think it’s funny that laura dern is like actually trying to smile for the promo picture and y’know. sitting down in a sane fashion meanwhile sam neill and jeff goldblum are like: (see figure 1 above.) and literally did someone tell them to do that. was this part of the plan. or did they just do that. what happened here. even the framing of it is poly like what about this does not say Polycule Portrait 1993. I’m crying please it’s just. this can’t be real how I did not notice it before.

also like tumblr won’t let me upload it but please I’m SOBBING here I swear to god ian holds alan’s hand in the jeep for like a full beat. like ??? and people think this movie is just. not queer like I’m sorry the dinosaurs are canonically transgender (but I mean alan and ellie t4t at the start is just so strong also) and ian not only gives the strongest bisexual vibes I have ever perceived in a character but also I know he would engage in genderfuckery at any given opportunity. I would not be surprised if he turned out to be genderqueer in some form either. please I’m about to pass out someone explain how no one talks about any of this ever please