Matrix (Event Story)
"ALKALOID and Crazy:B are set to face off in Matrix, a major event held by ES. To draw attention to this sibling showdown, Hiiro and Rinne end up exchanging the units they each lead."
Writer: Akira
Characters: Hiiro, Aira, Mayoi, Tatsumi, Rinne, HiMERU, Kohaku, Niki, AkanP, Anzu, Takashi
Prologue:
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Card shuffle:
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Monologue:
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Game master:
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Epilogue:
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Kyoya: I haven't gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade. I was a painfully boring child.
Kaoru: You're still boring now.
Kaoru: I hope Hikaru is okay, he can get pretty insecure when he's alone.
Hikaru at the other end of the school: Kaoru? KAORU?!
Mori: When Shania Twain says "let's go girls" I feel like I could kick a door off its hinges.
Tamaki: I wasn't sure what to get Antoinette for her birthday so I bought her the same Apple watch as me so we match.
Mrs. Ootori: Fuyumi, don't get pregnant. Getting pregnant with Kyoya was the worst mistake of my life.
Kyoya: I'm right here.
Mrs. Ootori: Oh right, I forgot. Apparently I tried to kick him away, like giraffes do at the zoo.
Kyoya: ... I'm doing so well emotionally.
Tamaki: Where do babies come from?
Yuzuru: Tamaki, I'm sure we've talked about this.
Tamaki: Yeah, but I'm blanking. Two guys, right?
Kaoru: Sorry, we have to leave early, Ageha's school called, she tried to play God at the science fair again.
Tamaki: I'll pay for your lunch, Haruhi!
Haruhi: Oh, okay.
Lunchlady: That'll be 100,000 yen.
Tamaki: ...What the fuck?
Mori: I love my friends. They never demand I speak. I can go nonverbal and listen to them like they're a podcast.
Kyoya: My smartwatch just congratulated me on my run and said I burned 300 calories... I was sat down eating a cheeseburger.
Tamaki: Hikaru, Kaoru, FBI agents don't hold hands!
Hikaru: These ones do!
Kaoru: Yeah, and they sleep in the same bed!
Honey: While we were in Boston I got this 10% off coupon, it saved me $90 at a bakery!
Mori: He saved $90 on a $900 purchase, and he's still happy about it.
Kyoya: Right, I'm leaving for my doctor's appointment. Please behave while I'm gone.
Kaoru: Still trying to find your soul?
Kyoya: Oh please, they gave up on that when I was less than a year old.
Hikaru: The oneesan from the train poster I fell in love with got pregnant, so I've been crying about that for a few nights now.
Kaoru: Next time, tell a therapist that instead of me.
Renge: Hey, what did you guys get for number twelve?
Kaoru: I got eighteen.
Haruhi: I got nine point five.
Hikaru: I got Abraham Lincoln... for some reason.
Hikaru: Can we ride our new scooters outside?
Kyoya: Do whatever, I'm not your mother.
Hikaru: Okay! Weee!
Kyoya: Not in the street!
Midwife: Halloween, what a day to go into labour, eh? I'll get a nurse to wipe the face paint off.
Reiko: No, I want to look like this. I put it on after I went into labour.
Akira: Hey, I just rolled over in bed and Hikaru is here with me. Is Kaoru with you?
Renge: Let me check... yes.
Akira: Great, I'll be there in ten to make the swap.
Kyoya: I'm getting blackmailed at school...
Fuyumi: What?!
Yuuichi: Nobody blackmails our baby brother but us!
Akito: Yeah, messing with Kyoya is a privilege, not a right!
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