#akaashi so smooth af

[quirrrky]

JUST FRIENDS DON’T AT LOOK EACH OTHER LIKE THAT  —» scenarios —» ft. kuroo, akaashi, oikawa, sugawara —» A/N: it’s been so long since i’ve last written for suga bby 🥺  miss him

»— KUROO

His chin was rested on his hand and his eyes not leaving you. The way he looked at you made you feel like he could see right through you. It’s the kind of stare that could bare you with just its depth and intensity.

You gulped. “Kuroo?” 

“Hmmm...” The way he smiled, you knew that he was aware of what he’s doing.

“You know, just friends don’t look at each other like that.”

Kuroo grinned and asked back, “So how do friends should look at each other?”

You blushed and flustered. He’s teasing you again. You turned your head away a pout visible on you face.

He laughed and held your hand. “Took you too long to notice.” He smiled at you and brought your hand in his on his lips as he gave your knuckles a tender kiss.

»— AKAASHI

You were both editing your write-up together when you saw him looking at you like it’s just his first time to see you. He was always focused especially on his duties, but seeing his eyes always fall astray to you whenever it’s just you two was making you fall for him deep.

“I...” You paused and inhaled to regain your courage. “I don’t think friends look at each other that way.”

Keiji was snapped back into reality. It had been so long since he’d been planning how to confess to you. In his mind, he already drafted several confessions that he didn’t even get to say in reality. Now’s his opportunity and he’d make the most of it. 

"That’s because... I no longer see you as one, Y/N-san.” He said. His expression was serious and gaze pinning you which made your heart flutter. “In my eyes, you’re more than a just a friend.”

»— OIKAWA

You were seated at a park bench letting him know about your day when you noticed the way he looked at you again. You’ve been wondering why he's more quiet when it came to you. It was as if he was encouraging you speak up more, carefully listening to everything you say, attention unmoved. 

"Tooru," You started nervously but you wanted to get it straight, "I don't think friends look at each other like that."

His eyes widened as he paused for awhile, then you saw him smiled briefly until he pouted and crossed his arms. "I can't believe you, Y/N-chan! How come you only notice it now? I’ve been making it obvious for so long!" He half complained.  

"I-I thought it was only a joke." You mumbled. 

"It's not! You're such a meanie! I mean it. I mean everything." He turned his face away dramatically. Side-glancing at you, he dropped the act and sighed. He pulled you into his arms and rested his head above yours. "Never mind. At least I got you now."

»— SUGAWARA

“Suga...” You called out to him and he just nodded. His eyes looked so lost into you that it’s making you so uncomfortable because it’s getting your heart pounding fast.  He was always like this. For example right now, his lips were on his straw but he wasn’t even sipping. “Suga, it’s...J-Just friends don’t look at each other like that.”

You saw his face reddened as if he was awoken from a good daydream. "W-What did you say?” Panicking, he held your hand in between his and “D-Did you just confess to me, Y/N?"

You were taken aback and fidgeted. "I-I that's..."

"I never thought this day would happen. I like you too!" Suga blurted out, which made you flustered. 

In the end, you walked home hand in hand blush across both of your cheeks looking like pre-school kids walking with their crush for the very first time. 😳 🤝 😳

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[lovelytarou]

clingy hq boys hcs

a/n: i just need to get this out of my system ಥ╭╮ಥ also can u tell i'm touch starved shdksls enjoy these (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+ hearts, reblogs & feedback are greatly appreciated! and no, i didn't just type this than work on my research 👀

genre: fluff

tags: just the boys being clingy to you

characters: bokuto k., kageyama t., oikawa t., kenma k., & miya a.

BOKUTO !

— ah yes, my big himbo baby

— it's not a surprise to everyone that this puppy is clingy af

— whether you're dating already or not, chances are he loves to cling to you.

— that usually ends up with akaashi scolding him for always clinging to you or tackling you whenever he saw you

— cue him screaming your name from the other side of the hall, road or anywhere really, and the next thing you know you have bokuto barreling towards you with open arms ready to attack you with his hugs and kisses uwu

— whenever the two of you are walking, he always needs to touch you in some sort of way. whether it be an arm around your shoulder or swinging your hands back and forth, or it could be him hugging your arm close to him you have to pry that arm from his dead body

— 10/10 clingiest boy, would love to have him be clingy to me :'))

KAGEYAMA !

— kags is not a v clingy person to anyone who knows him, except probably you

— he has this cold, awkward sort of vibe when you're both in public. the only pda you'd get out of him is holding hands.

— he also loves to hold your hands, like all the time. he'd play with them when you're both sitting down together, or comparing hand sizes just to link them together very smooth tobio

— in private though, he becomes a needy baby and wants all your attention to himself. doing your assignments? nope, you have to cuddle with him. now. busy with your work? he'd haul your ass to bed and not let you move for hours until he gets his daily dose of affection. you're busy with something? well too bad, kags won't let you do anything except him maybe and will whine at you that please, just five more minutes of cuddling, y/n

— well, that five minutes turned into five hours. how can you say no when he has that cute pout on his face?

— would love to tangle your legs together when you're both lying in bed, his arms are around you and he just loves to feel your body softly lift and fall while breathing.

— bonus: plays with your hair while snuggling and if you have longer hair, he acts like a child and puts it on his face like a moustache

OIKAWA !

— clingiest of them all

— the second you step a foot inside the house, he'll perk up like a puppy and will greet you with hugs and smother your face with kisses that you literally have to push him away because you have to go and change

— will follow you around the house, wants to hold your hand while you move and do the chores. he likes to hang around you and be close to you even if he doesn't do anything.

— the type to hug you from behind while you wash the dishes or cook/prepare food. basically while you're doing something and your back is facing him, he'd take that as a sign to hug you and engulf you in his arms >:(

— 100% would whine for you to give him attention this instant and wouldn't take no as an answer. claims it's cuddling and giving oikawa attention time 🙄

— acts like you don't love him anymore when you chose to ignore him, he's such a baby lmao

— the type to cling to you wherever you go, gets extra clingy when the both of you are away from each for so long. calls and messages you 24/7, he just loves you and misses you a lot, ok?

KENMA !

— acts like he doesn't wanna cling to you but in reality, he just wants you to hold him

— would quietly sit and follow you with his eyes as you move around the room, would lowkey get a little sad when he sees you interact with his teammates like c'mon, just say you want a hug and go

— when he finally musters up the courage, he'd go up to you and tug your sleeve as he looks away. his face is all red from embarrassment and spare him pls, he wants you to know right away what he wants! would mutter a small, “hug?”

— he'll just melt inside when you finally do and he'd have a small content smile on his face (kinda like that one scene where he laughs at hinata)

— won't let you go if you decided to stroke his hair, he'd nuzzle more into your touch like a cat.

— his favorite thing is nuzzling the crook of your neck or just simply laying his head on your shoulder as the two of you do your own thing.

— he'd be playing games as he leans onto you while you study or work, and when he's had enough playing, he'd softly place kisses on your shoulder and neck but cautious enough not to trouble you.

ATSUMU !

— whiny and clingy

— he doesn't always cling to you, as much as you cling to him. but when he does, oh boy, good luck taking care of his ass

— a needy baby, needs to have you constantly say you love him and just assurances that 10 years from now that you'll still love him. does the knock knock joke and teases you that you'd say you'll love him for 10 years, how can you forget who he is right away? 😡

— would love his face be held in your hands and be showered with a lot of kisses. he'd have a big smile on his blushy face, and he'd giggly ask for more until your lips get sore from kissing him

— if he could just stay like that forever, he would

— he especially loves forehead kisses, he thinks it's so soft and gentle and loving. likes to kiss the back of your hand, and your palms and feel your pulse.

— you'll both just feel loved holding each other and clinging to one another, soft words, assurances, and sweet nothings falling from both of your lips in between kisses and he's never happier than he is in that moment

© lovelytarou 2021

[svnaslove]

hq characters reacting to accidently walking in on you changing hcs

characters: Daichi, Terushima, Asahi, Tsukishima, Akaashi, Kenma, Kiyoko, Hinata, Kuroo, Lev, Oikawa, Tanaka, Saeko, Kageyama, Yamaguchi, Sugawara, Yachi, Nishinoya, Iwaizumi, Ukai, Bokuto

[this is an absolute character dump and im kinda here for it]

masterlist

Daichi

10/10 very respectful, apologizes and leaves and makes sure that he tells you how sorry he is when you come back out

Terushima

tries to be smooth af and starts pretending like you’re not changing and starts making a conversation to stay in the room,,,, he fails and gets kicked out 

Asahi

he dies in that very spot 

Tsukishima

*walks in*

“ew”

*walks out*

Akaashi

i feel like Akaashi would be the funniest one out of all of these because he’s always cool calm and collected but when he opens that door and his brain registers what’s going on he gets so red and apologizes profusely and freaks out because he doesn’t want you to think he’s a creep

Kenma

this boy doesn’t even NOTICE, he just walks in looking for his earbuds and his eyes are just stuck to his game, if someone asked him where you were right after he walks out of that room he would have no idea because he didn’t even see you smh

Kiyoko

omg this queen, walks in like “whoops” but before she leaves she’s like “let me help you out really quick” because she notices the band of your bra is like twisted or something and then leaves after telling you to make sure to lock the door next time you change bc it could have been someone else

Hinata

he’d come in to get something and when he notices you he gets so flustered and his eyes close so tight immediately, his brain short-circuits for the rest of the day and he feels so guilty, poor bby

Kuroo

i.hate.him. JFDKSFJ

walks in and as soon as he notices he smirks and says something like “nice bra” and walks out

for the rest of like the week he will shoot you little meaningful looks to fluster you

“are you wearing that bra again today?”

he either says it just loud enough for other people to hear and for them to be like “wtff yall slept together or something” or just quietly whispers it into your ear

I.HATE.HIMFLFKJDSLDFJK

Lev

LFKSDJDSL

THIS BEANPOLE WALKS IN AND HE FREAKS OUT SO MUCH THAT HE ENDS UP TRIPPING AND FALLING ON HIS FACE LKFJS

Oikawa

this little shit

he definitely gets blushy and apologizes and everything

but afterwards when you come back out already changed he just acts,, weird

he can’t even look at you without blushing

it kinda pisses you off because he’s always all clingy and flirty to everyone but now he’s all shy and blushy and now it’s making you blushy too

he’s so out of it that when iwaizumi comes around he doesn’t even greet him with the lil “iwa-chan~~”

Iwaizumi: “what the fuck happened”

Tanaka

*faints*

Saeko

SHE JUST WINKS AND WALKS OUT

Kageyama

HE’S SO AWKWARD, BLESS HIM

he starts mad stuttering and spluttering apologies to the point where he forgets to leave because he keeps apologizing

“I DON’T CARE IF YOU STAY OR GO ANYMORE KAGEYAMA JUST CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR”

Yamaguchi

poor yams

he blushes so hard and he’s feels so bad

“imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry”

the way he feels so bad makes you feel bad too,

“it’s okay tadashi”

you end up having to give him a hug afterwards to tell him that it’s not that big of a deal and that it’s okay

Sugawara

he kinda awkwardly chuckles nervously when he realizes what he walked in to and leaves and waits outside the door until you come back out to apologize

he’s kinda like kiyoko too, 

“please make sure to lock the door when you’re changing next time, i don’t want anything happening to you by accident”

Yachi

her spirit has left her

Nishinoya

simp™

“aawweee you’re so prettyyyyy”

“GET TF OUT NOYA”

“yessss my mistress” - says this in an overexaggerated english accent while bowing like some sort of servant.

Iwaizumi

it seems like it doesn’t even faze him

“oh shit, sorry”

his voice is kinda indifferent

but on the inside,,,

oh boy

he’s freaking out and his world is in havoc 

he’s like thinking to himself ‘ this is so embarrassing i just walked on y/n changing ‘ 

the amount of effort he’s taking to not show his blush is astronomical

“iwa-chan~~ what’s wrong you’re so quiet~”

“shut up oikawa.”

Ukai

it really caught him by surprise to the point where he freaking choked

“i- *cHoKe@#$%^&^%$#*”

you’re just sitting there like,,, omg

he really sincerely apologizes but the plot twist is that he actually likes you so he tries get smooth about it, even though he just embarrassed himself after chocking up a storm jfdsklfj

“how about i make it up to you by taking you out to lunch?”

“keishin, sweetheart, i should be making it up to you, you nearly died when you walked in”

“ touché ”

Bokuto

he’s a literal psychopath

he’s so quiet while he’s walking so you didn’t hear him but he opens the door so loudly and fast that it gave you a heart attack

you literally fell because he scared you

“AH SORRY Y/N DID I SCARE YOU,,, wait— were you changing? OH MY GOD YOU WERE CHANGING IM SORRY”

gets pouty afterwards

emo mode activated

“im sorry, are you sure you’re alright?”

“bo, you’ve apologized 20 times already and this incident happened like last week, im okay”

he’s still not convinced and he still gets pouty so he tries really extra hard on his next game to make it up to you, awee

A/N: ahhh this was really fun to make and i enjoyed writing it, i hope you guys liked it! <3

tags:

[wantaichi]

haikyuu + skincare hcs

ever think abt how they treat their skin? probably not. but like. do they wash their face like a normal person? have a 32 step skincare routine maybe??

msg me for any character who’s not here and i’ll drop their routine for u

masterlist.

karasuno

sugawara. lives up to his title as mr. refreshing. cleanses, tones, and moisturizes. !chefs kiss! keeps a jar of aloe vera face gel in his fridge, his mom had a spare. carries around a 100-sheet pack of oil film, more out of habit than of need. good skincare just makes him feel in control of his life, ok

ennoshita. fuckin’ spotless. part of the 0.0001% who don’t sweat easily. doesn’t have a complete regimen but never skips out on cleansing and toning before bed. actually reads the product ingredients and googles the benefits before buying. neutrogena type of guy. 

asahi. facial scrubs are his holy grail. like. dead skin? stubborn hair follicles? haha not on his watch ヾ( ･`⌓´･)ﾉﾞ trims his goatee every 3-4 week bc a well-groomed beard goes hand in hand with proper skincare. a sucker for aromatic products. lavender? shea butter? SOLD.

daichi. “healthy lifestyle is key to healthy skin“ typa dude. rly just thinks natural is the way to go. drinks 8 glasses of water, eats his veggies, exercises regularly, gets 8 hours of sleep. sounds like smth off wikihow if u ask me. probably is.

tsukishima. cetaphil hoe. brand loyalty embodied. on it for 5++ years, and never once considered switching. BUT. his routine ends at step 1. cleanse. and that’s it. the fuck he need a 32 step skincare routine for? long as he gets a day’s worth of grime and dirt off his face, he gucci

yamaguchi. sensitive skin’s got him constantly changing/exploring different products. rode on tsukki’s cetaphil agenda for the first few years of puberty (rly just out of curiousity) but dropped out when his skin got used to it. thinks pimple patches are a blessing to mankind.

tanaka. fuck. chaotic greasy. asks for oil film from suga just to stick it on his forehead, lets it stay there. uses whatever’s in the bathroom to wash off, aka majority of saeko’s products. got yelled at once to “get his greasy ass over here” and got slabbed with aztec healing clay mask. converted to clay mask hoe after 20 minutes. “mm this shit’s dope!”

nishinoya. fuck. chaotic greasy part ii. but make it baby face. only does skincare when chillin at the tanakas. homie got him to try the clay mask bc chick’s dig that. “bro, u mean the mask or boys who do the mask?” “both bro” “awshit bro gimme that” thinks splashing some water twice a week is enough

kageyama. ? this yalls mans? oblivious to the whole concept of skincare, only acknowledges general hygiene. uses whatever’s on the soap holder to wash his face. probably dove. doesnt really have much skin problems to begin with, only breaks out once a year. living proof that god has favorites.

hinata. only started taking skincare seriously that time a huge ass zit grew on his chin. yachi offered him her unfinished bottle of cosrx (she’s a hoarder and u kno it), and has since been giving him all her leftover bottles. basically gets to use good quality products for free smh

nekoma

kuroo. not very big on the idea of skincare per se, but supports any brand on that cruelty-free and vegan agenda. reads the product ingredients like a children’s book. “mm phenoxyethanol and retinyl palmitate.. i’ll take it.” always leaves the saleslady stunned.

kenma. too lazy to adopt a routine. but regularly uses his mom’s facial wash. you know. those mom brands. has a stash of facemasks from lev’s trip to korea —> only form of skincare he actually appreciates bc he can simultaneously play his games and be all bout dat self care 

lev. abuses his perks of having a sister. casually uses all alisa’s imported, high end stuff. la prairie. estee lauder. la mer. and she doesn’t mind bc her “levochka deserves all the finest things”. boujee ass russians

yaku. baby face. when god made it rain collagen, he was freestylin in a pool full of it while we was all sleepin. doesn’t exert much effort, just cleanses and tones bc it’s part of proper hygiene. girls envy him. parents in their 40s wanna be him. 

seijoh

oikawa. SKINCARE HOE KING. fuckin high maintenance. goes to the derma for his monthly laser facial treatment. on broke days, he settles for a diamond peel. skin so smooth it puts the entire female population to shame. spends his savings on those clinique eye creams. probably modeled for the face shop once

iwaizumi. homie reeks of male cleanser. might either dove men or nivea men. there’s no in between. oikawa internally screams everytime he witnesses his bff wash his face. two words. aggressive. rubbing. bordering on hostile he might actually skin his face off

mattsun and makki. fuck. drugstore cleansers. the ones that come in sachets. agreed to take turns in buying bundles for sharing. sometimes sneaks a pinch from oikawa’s clinique products when he’s not looking. haha dumb hoe. may have an addiction to charcoal nose pore strips just so they can compare blackheads

fukurodani

bokuto. buys whatever’s on sale idfk. genuinely wants to get on kuroo’s go green agenda but too lazy to look around the store. normally just uses the bubbles from his soap or shampoo. his belief: if it cleans his hands and his ass, then it can fuckin clean his face too

akaashi. healthy lifestyle + decent regimen = pretty skin. cleanses and tones. tried his mom’s aloe vera face gel once and got hooked. shit’s relaxing as hell. owns a bunch of facemasks, sometimes uses but keeps forgetting to take them off before falling asleep. uwu af

dateko

futakuchi. doesn’t have a routine cause “who tf needs that” and “obviously not me.” or so he says. secretly the biggest spender on skincare in all of dateko. owns a bunch of anti wrinkle products and probably one of those jade rollers. but no one needs to know that. just wants everyone to think he’s naturally pretty

aone. told by futakuchi that “knitting your brows too much causes premature wrinkles, but not like i’m an expert on that hhhahaha dont get me wrong.” can’t rly do anything bout it. he was born with that face. also buys whatever’s on sale

shiratorizawa

ushijima. surprisingly blemish free? but not entirely smooth? just spotless? basically a rock? never went past step 1: cleanse. never realized he’s been skipping out the 31 next steps. cetaphil hoe.

tendou. dry. crusty. compensates by sweating a lot through practice. might be effective if he’d stop leaving the foam on longer than recommended, thus leaving his skin dryer than his love life. yeah, i went there.

shirabu. flawless at first glance. until you lift those uneven ass bangs. tbh its nothing serious except “are we gonna ignore the fact that his whiteheads follow the shape of his bangs” as pointed out by tendou. uses whatever cleanser his mom buys for him

semi. decent skin care routine. a big boy who’s fairly knowledgeable on other brands outside cetaphil and dove/garnier/nivea men. takes him less than 5 minutes to pick a product bc he’s tried them all, knows what works, knows his skin type in and out. stan semi for clear skin.

see inarizaki + sakusa here

[haikyuuhaley]

I'm short AF. I'm 1.48 mt (i'm a mixed race, latina and italian, got my dad's green eyes but my mum's body type xD so i'm a reaaaaally short, curvy woman) and i was wondering if you could give me some sfw/nsfw headcanons about dating Bokuto haha please? Thank you!! 💜

hello lovely!! idk if I'm comfy writing NSFW just yet! but I'll try to make it suggestive (??) this will be a bit shorter since I did Bo already but I hope you like it!!! ❤️

Bokuto Relationship HCs pt. 2

god I love this golden retriever boy

Bo literally is the sweetest, he loves your body! he tell you everyday how beautiful you are to him!!

his love language is definitely physical touch and he just can't keep his hands to himself (he tries 🥺)

also you being short just makes him feel the need to protect you (never too overbearing though) he also purposely places things up high because he likes being your 'knight in shining armor' (bo, baby it's a coffee mug not the crabby patty formula) but a princess like you shouldn't need to get her own coffee

he treats you like a queen okay (even though I just said princess ✨ ignore it ✨) he would kiss the ground you walk on I swear

like you know in movies when there is a puddle and the guy like lifts his gf up so she won't need to walk in it? yeah he does that anytime it rains

he literally can't imagine his world without you so he will do anything you ask, dishes? sure. go get you tampons or pads? absolutely, baby he brings you the fucking isle just because you asked

his favorite thing to do is kiss you

movie nights turn to makeout nights within like 10 mins

he can't help it, your lips are so soft 🥺

to Bokuto, a perfect night is when he has you straddling his lap, his hands smoothing over your thighs and ass, sometimes squeezing

the kisses that you place on his skin make butterflies erupt in his stomach (fun fact this is actually where he falls in love with you and made a promise to himself to marry you {bitch get it!!!!!}

his kisses are sweet but urgent, he is so excited that he can't contain himself, you are addictive and he's an addict

he was late to practice so many times just because he let 'sweet' kisses turn into more steamy ones

akaashi is literally so done with him

'Bokuto you are late again.'

'I'm sorry akaashi!! I got distracted 😏'

'just go change and join us after *sigh*'

lol sorry akaashi but his lips were just calling!! who could say no??

Bo is just such a sucker for you ❤️

[oh-my-may]

Pretty setter squad with a s/o who finally graduates High School

requested: I’m the one anon who commented on the daichi fic last night,,, I was right I stayed up way too late for someone with college orientation in the morning,,,, anyway, can I request literally any setter of your choosing with a s/o who’s a year younger than them and is finally graduating? like how they’d be just a super proud and happy boyfriend? thanks in advance, and I hope you have a good day!!!!

I couldn’t decide for one so I just did the entire setter squad :D I wrote this while on a train ride and had this finished in no time, it was so easy to write so enjoy!

Sugawara Koushi:

He’s literally more excited than you omg

You really have to tell him to chill and relax because that boy is shaking with excitement

When you get your diploma, he’s clapping and cheering so loud you blush so hard because a) he’s just so cute and adorable and b) you’re embarrassed

But afterwards he gives you the biggest hug ever and is so smiley and happy, constantly having an arm wrapped around your shoulders or waist, pulling you close to plant small kisses on your head and forehead and always mumbling something like “you did so well”, “I’m so proud of you” etc.

Really can not wait until you guys start a future together, his eyes are shining the whole day

Will dance with you the whole time, only lets your dad or siblings take over from time to time

Really you’re both just having the time of your life at your graduation/prom

Kageyama Tobio:

He may not show it on the outside, but he’s really nervous

His leg is shaking the whole time when he’s sitting in the crowd during the graduation ceremony

Can not wait to just hug you, pull you close and not let you go ever again

Because the past year has been really rough for both of you, his career and school constantly getting in the way of your plans to see each other

But now nothing could get in the way as you already made plans of moving in together and you chose a career where you’re really flexible with your time management so you can even visit him at a lot of games

So his head is just filled with all of these thoughts the whole day, his eyes shining proudly when you take your diploma

After the ceremony you just run up to him and he hugs you so tight that your feet lift off the ground and even though he’s not the biggest fan of PDA he’ll kiss you right then and there on the spot

For the rest of the day he feelsl a little awkward, not really knowing how to deal with all your friends coming up to him and asking questions, some even want to dance

He doesn’t really dance though, offers just one dance to you because he thinks its obligatory and he just wants a special moment with you

Kenma Kozume:

He’s paying attention to something other than his games for ONCE in his life

Honestly probably doesn’t feel that comfortable in the crowd of random people just sitting around, but he does it for you

He may look expressionless and unimpressed to other people, but when you get up on stage to take your diploma there’s a small smile on his face that you notice and you’re the only one he’s clapping for

Also he probably looks really cute in a suit, don’t @ me

Not one for PDA but after the ceremony he will engulfe you in the biggest hug he’s ever given, not caring about who’s around and if people are watching, he’s just glad he will have you to himself now

In the evening his patience leaves him and he’s just constantly at your side, asking when you guys will be going home. When you suggest that he can go without you and you’ll just return later, he protests and stays because he doesn’t want to leave you alone today

He doesn’t dance with you but watches you the whole evening, a small smile on his lips

When you get home eventually he will tell you how happy and proud he was of you as you guys cuddle and fall asleep

Secretely took pictures of you the whole day and they all look lovely af, he puts them as his desktop and phone background

Oikawa Tooru:

Omg the most formal man ever

Comes in his best suit looking good and fancy af, you almost have to laugh

He’s a little impatient, he just wants you to get your diploma and get out of there so you can spent the time with him

His eyes are just on you the whole time and you constantly feel his glance on you, always turning around to him and then you guys exchange air kisses how cute

He’s so glad you’re finally out of High School so you can spend more time together, he already has everything planned out

At prom he’ll show off to everyone, he has the fanciest dance moves and just swirls you around the whole time until you’re dizzy and all your friends want to dance with him lol

He just looks so god damn fine and he takes 1000 pictures with you, some normal and some really crazy ones

A great day with him

Akaashi Keiji:

Babyboy is so smiley and happy :(

He looks SO good with his suit and all

Has tons of tiny gifts for you, even before the day even starts

Probably records the whole ceremony and just the back of your head and he always whisper-shouts so you turn around and laugh, winking and waving at the camera which makes his heart melt

He’s so proud of you and will tell you exactly that countless times that day

He also makes sure you’re constantly by his side and OMG he is like the best dancer ever, it even surprises you

You take one of these typical prom pictures but it looks so good he even makes it his background on the phone

Holds your hand the whole day and he always smiles down on your intertwined fingers, thinking how from now on everything will be less complicated and you can spend basically every day together

He’s so charming, everyone loves him (even your teachers, whom he asks for dances in the evening lol)

Miya Atsumu:

He’s so chaotic, how did he himself even manage to graduate?

I’m guessing he was not always top of his class and only had volleyball as his future so his graduation was more of a necessity, but yours is a whole different thing

You’re so much better in school than him and he’s so proud, really can’t stop the big smile on his face

Also he probably looks really good, not wearing your typical formal suit but more of a relaxed version of it with just a jacket and a nice shirt but honestly that’s enough

Cheers inappropriately loud for you when you take your diploma lol and then shows you a thumbs up and you just blush and smile

Definitely dances with you, but not so many couple dances and rather dances along to some pop music or whatever they’re playing

Also judges the other girls and guys, quietly whispering into your ear how horrible he thinks their clothes are and you just laugh the whole time

But he’s so in love with you and lets you know the whole day, definitely has a big bouquet of flowers for you after you get your diploma and when you take the flowers he actually says some really cute words that make you tear up

A chaotic man, probably the one that smuggles alcohol into the drinks but he’s so smooth with it no one notices lol

[mxtcha-tea]

Truly Greg

✎desc; haikyuu as Danny Gonzalez quotes (out of context)

✎pairing[s]; haikyuu x reader (platonic? romantic? who knows)

✎genre; crack

✎languange[s]; english

✎chef note; self explanatory (also using text type dividers cause this is gonna be so much)

✎warning; cursing, mentions of death, pulling out your organs (one time only), beating up someone, degrading and bad sex jokes(?)

Yamagata:"WHERE ARE THE GIRLS"

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Atsumu:"What's up guys, I've finally escaped from the serial killer! My life's in serious jeopardy right now so make sure you smash that like button guys!"

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Terushima:"Don't worry," *smirk* "We're the good guys ehehe—"

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Daichi:"If we don't see anything in that basement, you better get your ass back in that house and you're gonna stop complaining, alright?!"

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Hoshiumi:"FUCK THAT ALLIGATOR"

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Tsukishima:"You fucking bitch. You think anyone could ever love you? YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE BEFORE ANYONE LOVES YOU! NO ONE, WOULD EVER LOVE YOU. UGLY BABY, UGLY BABY!" *menacingly points at a child*

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Ennoshita:"Basically, if you're not normal, you're gonna fucking suck at everything. You're not going to be able to do, all the other things people could do. Basically, what's gonna happen is that you're gonna lose at everything all the time and we're making this movie, to children, to introduce you to that harsh reality, right away"

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Suga:"I have always dreamed about water, living in it, tasting it, BREATHING IT, LOVING IT, LOVING THE WATER—"

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Konoha:"Holy shit, this room's small as hell. Hey, try not to be an anti social little bitch the whole time, alright?"

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[y/n]:"Excuse me, can I go to the bathroom?"

The whole Shiratorizawa:*GASPS*

Yamagata:"WHAT THE FUCK—" *looking around in fear*

Semi:"The bathroom..?"

Kawanishi:"I haven't seen anyone gone to the bathroom in 15 years..."

Tendou:"Why would anyone go to the bathroom??"

Reon:"This doesn't make any sense!"

Goshiki:"Guys, my bones are getting squishy" *flailing his arms around*

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Bokuto:"Akaashi, you forgot to pay the electricity bill again!" *trying to turn on the lights but missing everytime*

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Kenma:"END THE SCENE, END IT NOW!"

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Kiyoko:"Suga, she's trying to teach them on how to be ladies. Do not tell them about butts, ladies are not suppose to know about butts"

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Mattsun:"Now, this is your side of the room. I've leave it completely untouched, I didn't go over your closet and smell your clothes and rub my bare butt all over your bed. So you don't have to worry about any of that"

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Tendou:"Sex mode activated!" *spins with flashing lights around* "It's fucking time!"

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Sakusa(?):"No girls, no parties and no fun. You're not allowed to date anyone while I make this app, [y/n]. You're mine, [y/n]"

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Yamamoto:"THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, KENMA! DON'T YOU GET IT?!" *runs towards Kenma and passive aggressively hold his shoulders* "THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, THEY'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON I EVER SEEN! AND THEY DOES LAUNDRY, KENMA. THAT'S THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT THEM, KENMA!"

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Suna:"Okay, I'm gonna say the 'c' word, everybody ready? Commitment!"

Atsumu:"AGHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Osamu:"NO—

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Asahi:"I hope this is a 'smooth' ride, ehehe..I just genuinely hope, that it is a smooth ride. And I don't know anything, that will lead me to believe, that it won't be"

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Yaku:"[y/n]?? On an app?? Meeting people?? Nuh uh"

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Bokuto:*standing while smiling at the camera*

Bokuto, a few minutes later:*started looking dripping af with a backward cap and sunglasses, cake getting bigger while still smiling at the camera*

Bokuto, in another few minutes later:*Is now a wizard with a big cake while still smiling at the camera*

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Fukunaga:"Oh, look at this! Look at this lady getting shot right in front of me, that's kinda fun"

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Oikawa:"Alright gang, let's punch this bitch" *started punching a bitch with rhythm* "And one! And two!"

Seijoh 3rd year and [y/n]:*doing the same* "And one! And two!"

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Ushijima:"Bounce and have fun, I don't care. Yeah you found a trampoline, who gives a shit? Just bounce and have fun. You don't have to tell me everytime you found a bounce here"

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Futakuchi:"Oh yeah daddy" *snickers* "Oh yeah daddy, chase me down the streets!"

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Kuroo:"Come come everybody just come, JUST COME! Don't ask any questions, let's together bath"

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Akagi:"Kechaw!"

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Kyoutani:"Hey can I rip up your stomach and pull out your kidney?"

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Aran:"Ah, I'm a busy businessman, gonna drink some water" *taking a sip*

Atsumu:*with his shirt half up* "I can suck your dick"

Aran:*chokes on water*

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Inuoka:"Wait, that's not papa. Who the fuck is that? DID THEY GET RID OF PAPA?? DID THEY GET A DIVORCE OR SOMETHING?? YOU'RE NOT PAPA, WHERE'S PAPA???"

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Semi:"Listen to this song, vibe it. Really, really dig on it, chew it, munch munch crunch it, throw it up, groove with it"

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Noya:"[y/n]'s cooking me dinner? And now they're sitting??" *Laughs*

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Lev:"Think you ain't beautiful? Stop that! Stop it right now! You think you're not beautiful?" *pauses while thinking* "Stop that!"

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Koganegawa:"I will pay, 20 thousand yen, for whoever can find me [y/n]—"

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Aone:"You beautiful, you strong, you healthy, you, good grades, handsome"

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Makki:"Oh no! Oh, dammit! This really ruins my whole day! My friend breaking his neck and shit. Oh no..."

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Kageyama:"GIVE ME THAT, FUCKING ICE CREAM"

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Akaashi:"I was a perfectly frozen statue! Nothing could hurt me, I was basically in a coma! But then you kids had to come and touch me, and now I can't go two seconds without falling out of a wall and shattering into pieces. Do you have any idea how hard it is to be an egg? No, you've never been an egg in your life! Next time I shatter, can you just let me die? Don't get the horses and the men, don't get the rabbit or the mouse, just let me die, please"

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Hinata:"Mmn, men's tea" *sipping tea with his pants on fire* "This is what I wanted"

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Takehito:"Oh hey man, huh"

Kamasaki:*menacingly jogging towards him*

Takehito:"Hey dude! Good to see you" *waving his hand*

Kamasaki:*Keeps jogging*

Takehito:*smile slowly turns into a frown* "Oh no..."

Kamasaki:*grinning scarily at him while STILL jogging*

Takehito:"Oh, no, no, GOD NO, NO!"

Kamasaki:*pushes him and started punching him*

Takehito:"WHY???"

Kamasaki:*kept on punching* "You're my best, friend!"

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Hirugami:"Hey dude, you really need to turn your life around. You're making everybody sad, watching you. You can stop that"

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Kindaichi:"I'm gone, I'm GONE, I'M GONE"

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Yamaguchi:"Alright, let's try onnnnn" *put the mirror in front of a figurine* "this guy" *holds it up*

[y/n]:*pops up in the scene*

*eerie music starts*

Yamaguchi:*smile flatters*

[y/n]:*looks at yamaguchi and stopped smiling* "You can see me..."

Yamaguchi:"...what?"

[y/n]:"You...you can see me" *points at themself*

Yamaguchi:*shaking slightly* "Who are you...?"

[y/n]:"Finally...."

Yamaguchi:"Huh..."

[y/n]:"FINALLY, I'M A REAL PERSON!—"

Yamaguchi:*puts the mirror down as the figurine turns back to normal* *sighs* *looks back at the camera* "It didn't work"

[stardustintheabyss]

Headcanon kuroo x nekoma fem!manager reader

Kuroo thinks he's smooth. That is until you catch his eye

Warnings: swearing, pining?, kuroo being kuroo but in awkward

• We all know Kuroo is a relentless flirt/tease and is really fucking good at it. He won't lead someone on though. We stan a respectful and responsible king when it comes to the matters of the heart.

• That is until this boy catches the fEeLiNgS. BOOM he shy bb now. He still tries to flirt but comes off awkward af.

• So when y'all are at the summer training camp, seeing how sweet and tentative you are to everyone. He realized he caught the fEeLiNgS. And boy he was just like -oop imma simp now😍

• You stay at the practice after practice to help the guys(do they ever stop). Your a night owl and what else is there to do and you are a good manager dammit. Got nothing to do w/your crush on the nekoma captian ok? K.

• So there you are throwing balls for kenma to set and poor bb kuroo thinks he gonna be all flirty and compliment you. hahaha no

• He tried. He really did.

• "Y/n, you handle balls pretty well." Yeah he heard it. He cringed, you cringed, everyone cringed.

• F

• The ball literally hit Bokuto in the side of the head. Hey hey h-wat

• Kenma is just whatever. This boy KNOWS what's been going on.

• Tsukishima lips twitch trying to hold in a smirk

• Akaashi just face palms

• You being the sweet queen you are, "Um, thanks?" Everyone but oblivious kuroo notices the blush dusting your cheeks. 👀😳

• Practice resumes, slightly awkward

• After saying night to the guys you left and kuroos torment began. Well from Bokuto. Boy has zero chill.

• "YOU LIKE Y/N! My dude that was...somethin." hes wheezing.

• "What! No. Shut up! I hate it here."

• "Broski, the more you like a girl the awkwarder you are with your flirting and that was *makes crashing noises*" He is more perceptive than people give him credit for.

• Ever the dramatic, he slings his arm over his face. "I'm so fucked."

• Over the next couple days you notice kuroo has been avoiding you as much a captain/manager relationship can be avoided.

• Honestly ngl you miss his teasing and flirtatious ways

• So who better to ask what's up with him than his besties

• Kenma being a good friend comes up w a plausible excuse

• Bokuto? Ahaha can't keep a secret to save his life the little shit, here's the tea sis.

• "Wait, he likes me too? I-I mean what?" Nice save

• Kenma goes back to playing his game. He knows all this. Boy has spiderman level senses.

• Bokuto"You like him too?" Ok mayhaps not that perceptive

• This is your chance to get back at all the teasing and flirting. This is your turn to fluster him for once, the King of Flirt, Master of Tease.

• "I have an...idea." You say with a mischievous glint in your eyes and a sly grin

• Messing w/ kuroo? Bokuto is here for it.

• Next day kuroos sitting on the bench after a practice game drinking some water. Chilling with Bokuto.

• "Hey Kuroo, I see you Volleyball guys have a lot of stamina, do you need help testing yours?" You say innocently enough. 😈 hellooo Queen of Flirt, Mistress of Tease.

• Poor boy chokes on his water

• Bokutos tryin reeeaal hard to keep it together. He does. Barely.

• You pat his back until he quits coughing"Kuroo babe, I can't let you die on me before we go on a date."

• With a wink you leave this guy a sputtering blushy mess. "Um what just happened?"

• Bokutos just "idk what your talking about???"

• Your flirting gets a little ahem dirtier forward at the night practice

• At this point everyone knows what's going on. In fact they encourage you, they think it's about time he gets a little payback. Some even give you ideas

• Kuroo hits a serve with a nice thwack

• "Damn kuroo, I have something else that hand can smack." Your not even lying.

• You broke him. Whoops

• Everyone continues as if nothing happened. They all dying of laughter inside tho

• Your mans is still malfunctioning and promptly takes bokutos serve to his face

• You run over to him. Teasing forgotten. Gently brushing your fingers over the giant red mark on his face. "Are you okay?"

• y/n is toUCHING MY FACE. SO CLOSE, SHE SMELLS LIKE Y/F/S Bb is freaking OUT

• All he can manage is a nod

• You decide hes okay enough for some teasing "I could kiss it to make it feel better, yeah?"

• Even Bokuto is like damn gurl. Can you give this man a sec for his brain to recover from that last come on?

• What comes out of kuroos mouth next shocks all of you

• He breathes out a yes. Took all this mans courage to do so 😭

• You were hoping for that. Time for the shock and awe.

• You stand on your toes, hands on his shoulders. You move towards his cheek. At the last second you move one hand to the back of his neck twisting your fingers in his hair and press your lips to his.

• The moment your lips touched this boy got his mojo back. He grips your waist and pulls you closer, swiping his tongue across your lips asking for an invitation to a deeper kiss

• You give it to him. This boy can kiss. Your heart is pounding, stomach doing flips. Fireworks dance across your body. The world faded away. There was only you and him.

• That is until you hear overwhelming cheers from Bokuto. Way to ruin the moment thanks bro

• Kenma rolls his eyes. About damn time.

• Akaashi *proud dad noises*

• Tsukishima could not care less tbh

• Kuroo pulls back and rests his forehead on yours. "I could've saved face if I knew taking a ball to it was all it took, I would have made it happen a while ago."

• You cheekily smile up at him, "Naw, your too good at handling balls."

• "You wound me. I'm never gonna live that down am I?"

• You peck him on the lips. "Never"

• You two flirt/tease all the goddamn time now(can you two eve hold a normal/serious convo?)trying to see who can fluster who the most. The guys root for you ofc Kuroo: wth. I'm your captain?? Everyone: that is exactly why. Plus we love y/n more. Kuroo: that hurted

• The entire team finds it disgusting adorable.

[miyaoniku]

haikyuu but a mafia au

hyogo prefecture - inarizaki:

the miya twins both run a secret casino

their coverup for it is an onigiri shop 

 the name of the shop is 狐 (fox in japanese)

positions:

head bookmarker: kita shinsuke (tired always of twins fighting, loves rice, looks innocent but dead af) 

bookmarker helper: ojiro aran (does the same thing except he keeps everything in check and running smoothly including processing bets, money transfer, collecting debts, manning phonelines, breaking up the twins fights)

debt collectors/intimidators: akagi michinari and oomimi ren

cashier: suna rintarou

chef: miya osamu

connections guy: miya atsumu (makes connections and invites them to the casino)

how it works:

when your order your onigiri, you say the magic words: “neko atsumu”

when you receive your order, the onigiri chef, osamu, slips instructions underneath the onigiri wrapper and tells you to “eat carefully”

the instructions tell you the location of the casino and how to enter

miyagi prefecture -

shiratorizawa:

ushijima wakatoshi is def the stern, serious police officer

his partner is tendou satori (aka the guess monster), famous for his guessing skills and quick instincts on casework, will probably drive you insane 

goshiki tsutomu is their adopted rookie officer who looks up to ushijima

shirabu kenjirou is his mentor along with kawanishi taichi. 

semi eita is the team mom/lieutenant who’s that one person who keeps an extra resignation letter in his drawer because he’s so done with this team

aoba johsai (seijoh):

oikawa tooru is the group’s boss. the underboss has to keep tabs on him constantly, but he does he job well when he has to. good at analyzing the enemy and assessing the situation at hand.

iwaizumii hajime is the underboss (second in command), and constantly has to watch over oikawa. basically has equal power to him. keeps mad dog in check.

kyotani kentaro, aka mad dog, is the main fighter of the group. excels at hand-to-hand combat.

yahaba shigeru is the group's sniper. the only other person who can keep mad dog in check.

hanamaki takahiro handles the connections with other people and groups. he’s the one who bribes to keep people quiet.    

matsukawa issei, aka mattsun, is the main drug dealer (look at him)

kindaichi yutaro is a new recruit. former police academy trainee with kunimi and kageyama prior to being recruited.

kunimi akira is a new recruit. former police academy trainee with kindaichi and kageyama. the hacker and mattsun’s apprentice.

karasuno:

sawamura daichi - the team captain. basically the dad of the group. presents general game plans on how their missions play out. has a headache almost always 

sugawara koushi - the team lieutenant. basically the mom of the group. gathers evidence at crime scenes to use for investigations later.

azumane asahi - the sergeant. people see him as intimidating but he’s really a huge softie. feels empathy when he arrests people. probably has a bible on his person at all times.

nishinoya yuu - basically the group’s personal trainer. he teaches the newbies the techniques he uses to get out of tight situations while doing field work. his favorite is called “rolling thunder.” always ready for action. 

tanaka ryuunosuke - the one brought in for intimidation during questioning. also always ready for action on the field. 

ennoshita chikara - forensic pathologist, the one brought in to control tanaka from charging at perps, looks up to daichi a lot    

kageyama tobio - newbie officer, under suga’s wing, is well known for the scandal during his police trainee years which resulted in the accidental expulsion of kunimi and kindaichi   

hinata shoyo - newbie officer. He decided to become a cop on a whim and got in after applying and failing 7 times. He’s very eager to prove himself, leading him to get hyper/careless.  

tsukishima kei - the new strategist. he devises plans to capture criminals. is quick-witted and good at reading people. with his wits and judgement, he is able to come up with reliable plans.

yamaguchi tadashi - kei’s moral support, also a new strategist. offers additional assistance in devising plans. works with sugawara to find evidence.

tokyo - 

nekoma:

kuroo tetsurou - the leader of the gang. he calls the shots, and helps to keep the group together. oversees plans with kenma to make sure the plan flows as smooth as possible. an exceptional fighter. argues with yaku at times but works well with him when needed.

kai nobuyuki - the peacemaker of the group. Whenever kuroo and yaku argue, he’s the one to stop them. always comes up with a logical plan whenever they’re in a tough spot.

yaku morisuke - the one who nurses everyone back to top condition when they get injured. butts heads with kuroo a lot but works well with him when the time comes.

yamamoto taketora - the guy who always takes on the super dangerous missions and still somehow comes back without scratches. kuroo thinks he’s dumb as hell but trusts him to get the job done.

kozume kenma - a freelance hacker and kuroo’s longtime friend. creates the plans to infiltrate and destroy the gangs that are dangerous to the public. 

fukunaga shohei - the sniper. doesn’t talk much, but is always analyzing the situation at hand. good at staying unfazed. also threatens yamamoto and kenma with a bucket of water whenever they’re about to fight.

inouka sou - the newbie of the group. Very eager to help his seniors out and earn his place in the group

haiba lev - the child to the group and the other newbie to the scene. currently learning the ropes from kuroo.

fukurodani:

bokuto koutarou - kingpin, was born into syndicate, greatly feared by all due to his extreme and unstable changes in mood. looks intimidating but actually isn’t 

akaashi keiji - sniper, he’s not second in command but does all the paperwork bokuto abandons, former highly sought after hitman but joined fukurodani after bokuto saved him in an ambush/shoot out. quick at reading people and figuring out weaknesses. 

konoha akinori - also born into the syndicate and grew up with bokuto, he’s infamous for being versatile, hence his nickname, “jack of all trades” 

interactions:

seijoh works closely with inarizaki. seijoh provides the customers while inarizaki provides the funds.

oikawa used to butt heads with ushijima a lot when he was still a police officer

nekoma and karasuno work together to help maintain peace in the area. kenma and hinata are the main connection between the two groups.

the police recently have noticed the increasing interactions between inarizaki & seijoh but their leads keep coming up cold and their witnesses either keep disappearing or pretending they lied about what they saw .

[sw33t-t00th]

Quick headcanons to start off my blog: Atsumu + Akaashi in romance HCs

                                           Romance headcanons

Atsumu :

🍫 Not shy at all. However, despite his popularity with girls I don’t believe he has true experience with relationships. Like Oikawa, he likely has had a girlfriend/fling or two, but volleyball has always been his number one priority. 

🍫 Because of that, he is romantically... incompetent at times. He flirts heavily, he’s forward AF (For example, he without a doubt would stare, then once he has your attention, approach with some smooth line that probably goes unheard because you’re too busy staring at his cute smile.)

🍫 Being rejected is never part of his plan. His ego is bruised by rejection from a random cute girl, but from his crush he becomes completely dejected. 

🍫 So now, let’s assume he truly does love you, or at least has stronger feelings for you than he’s ever had for someone else. 

🍫 He is a complete show off first and foremost. Your attention should always be on him. Are you looking about Bokuto? No, you better not be because if you are he’ll take it out on poor Bokuto. 

🍫 He’s very petty. The type to be openly possessive. Doesn’t like you being around other guys since they’re so clearly hitting on you most of the time. He has his own mean streak so that includes guys who get too close. Expect him to walk over and put his arm around your shoulder, kiss you on the lips in front of them, and then look them in the eyes and say something like “Weren’t you going somewhere else, you bunch of losers?” 

🍫 He should be reprimanded for this. You’re one of the only people he’ll ever listen to anyway, and he only learns from tough love. 

🍫 Not good at opening up and when he gets frustrated he tends to keep to himself. He tries not to take it out on you, and those few times that he has he’s felt bad the instant he said something just a bit too mean. 

🍫 Atsumu has to be given time to emotionally mature, but he is a very devoted boyfriend despite his player demeanor.

🍫 He loves to be complimented and spoiled for sure. But just because he enjoys being baby from time to time doesn’t mean he won’t turn the tides and make you baby instead. Because he will do it, and all it takes is a hug from behind and a whisper in your ear saying, “I’m gonna treat you real good tonight, princess.” 

🍫 Instagram boyfriend. He’s taking photos of you (and himself) and you both together constantly. He proudly uploads those photos, and for a while he boldly has some sexy picture of you as his wallpaper before he secretly changes it to a candid one of you smiling. That’s when the relationship truly becomes real. 

🍫 He loves to laugh and loves to joke around so the NUMBER ONE biggest thing that gives him the utmost pride is being able to make you laugh. Seeing you smile because of him absolutely fills his chest with warmth and his heart squeezes. He’s always looking for the opportunity to do that. He’ll be grinning stupidly about it for the rest of the day until Sakusa asks why he has such a dumb look on his face. 

Akaashi :

🍫 He approaches relationships calculatingly. He always has plans and prejudgments in mind. Like, he pays such close attention to his crush that he knows your favorite food, favorite top, what time of day you usually re-apply lip gloss... it might be creepy if he wasn’t so cute. 

🍫 One of his big concerns is that he doesn’t want to be creepy, actually. He just doesn’t want to end up saying something wrong around you or disappointing you. The more he knows you, the better he can predict you and make sure he doesn’t embarrass himself. 

🍫 The thing is, you like him too. And just because he might make some dumb mistake or not be perfect doesn’t mean you’ll stop liking him. When he truly realizes this, Akaashi begins to relax.

🍫 He still cares enough to want to know all your interests and quirks, but he decides to learn about you organically and allow you to also learn about him behind his barriers. 

🍫 Once you are in an actual relationship, Akaashi is expectedly one of the most perfect boyfriends one could have. Always on time for dates, always remembers your birthday, pulls your chair out for you and even organizes your work desk for you (Or rather, he can’t stand to look at something not be organized). 

🍫 Sometimes he is a bit stressed from deadlines at work, but he very rarely, if ever, takes that out on you. He’s able to calm himself down. And if he can’t, you sure can. Your words and comfort are like magic to him. 

🍫 Reassure him, tell him he’s doing okay and that he doesn’t have to worry. Help him. He’s completely yours to tend to and there is a 99% chance of success in getting him back to his normal self.

🍫 Often times after work he’ll bring you something. Flowers, a pastry from a bakery he stopped at along the way, a little knick knack or stuffed animal. Just things that remind him of you or that he knows you’ll like. Please do accept his gifts with grace, because there’s this little spot in him that’s worrying along the way that you won’t like his gifts. The moment you accept them with a big smile and thank him, he’s smiling and happy. He’s like a puppy in that way, bringing its owner something hoping that they will tell them they’re a good boy/girl. Akaashi is a very good boy. 

🍫 Always tries to make time for you even when he’s busy, but it doesn’t always work. He’s always upfront and apologetic about it. He promises to make it up to you and always will.

🍫 He likes to write so he can be a bit cheesy at times. He has some poems written about you that he will never EVER share with you. If you find them he’ll be really embarrassed... but they’re very sweet and very well-written. If you do find them, it’s best if you keep it a secret. 

🍫 But other than those private romantic poems, he will definitely leave you cute notes when he goes out. Simple things, but he always signs off with ‘Love, Akaashi’ or ‘Love you’ or ‘see you soon’. He’s thoughtful like that. 

[avis-writeshq]

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Avishi Self-ship Asks

Not at me forgetting to answer this ;-; okie here we go! Buckle up because this one’s pretty long hehe

1. where was your first date?

A cafe or just somewhere we can go talk 😌 I love cafe dates so we probably went to a bubble tea store or Starbucks hehe

2. who normally plans the dates?

It’s mutual haha depending on the situation, I might plan one date and Akaashi might plan the other! I try to make things as mutual as possible if I’m in a relationship (not that I’ve ever been in one LMAO)

3. what type of dates would you two mostly go on? do you guys have a “date spot”?

Not so much ‘date spot’ than ‘go-to date’. Busy people lead busy lives so any time where it’s just the two of us spending time together can be considered a date (to me, at least hehe). We typically go on small, quiet dates like cafes or picnics. There is the rare occasion when we go to loud festivals or carnivals though!

4. what kind of date do you think both of you would enjoy together the most? why?

Honestly, I’m fine with anything as long as there isn’t any strenuous exercise LMAO >.< 

5. how do you think your friends would feel about them being your bf/gf/partner?

I asked my friends to answer this LMAO

I’m 98% sure that they’re very happy about Akaashi being my boyfie bahaha

6. how do you think their friends would feel about you?

UHHHH I think they like me??? I sure hope Bokuto-san likes me at least just a little bit hehe

7. who would most likely help the other study when they’re struggling in a class?

KEIJI WOULD HELP ME 100%. Mathematics isn’t my strong point and Akaashi is a good student so I don’t doubt for a second that he would be above average at maths \(￣︶￣*\))

8. how would you know them? ( ex: same homeroom, same route to school, etc.)

Oh! I answered this question here but I basically said:

“Hehe, I’m feeling same homeroom vibes? Either that or Shirofuku asked for me to become a manager bahaha >.< I also like the idea of taking the same train or going to the same cafe after school! So basically, anything to do with school XD”

9. what do you think your first impression of them would be?

UHM: Mah boy who gave you the right to be this perfect ASJKDJA *insert me fangirling to my friends*

10. what do you think their first impression of you would be?

“What a dumbass lmao.” NO IF IT WAS I’D CRY T^T it would probably be: “ah, she’s quite active in class.”

11. who’s more awkward in the relationship?

OKAY THIS- OKAY LISTEN. I’m awkward because I’m shy and I’ve never been in a relationship before and I think Keiji might be awkward because he’s new to relationships. BUT Keiji anon has been smooth af so I think I’m the more awkward one BAHAHA ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

12. who initiates verbal affection more?

Probably Keiji. He’s very good with speaking and his words, so he’d be great at showering me with kind words. Of course, I love to express my care to others with words as well, but probably not as much as him hehe

13. who initiates physical affection more?

ME. I’m not even afraid to say it BAHAHA I love cuddles and I love to be held. Honestly, I’m pretty touch starved so-

14. who gets more embarrassed by verbal affection?

Me haha self explanatory >///<

15. who gets more embarrassed by physical affection?

Probably Keiji because self explanatory 🤪

41. what are traits they have that would annoy/upset you?

UHHHHHHHHHHH maybe working for a long period of time and not taking breaks? Schoolwork is hard to get through, not to mention that he does volleyball as well. Both being extrememly strenuous and tiring, I’d worry for his health and well being :’)

Post timeskip, being an editor is a pretty demanding job and again, pulling all nighters isn’t healthy so maybe just not paying attention to their own health is something that I’d be upset about.

42. how often would you guys probably fight? what would they normally be about? would they be big or small?

I’m a mediator, so I try to find a compromise in situations and Keiji’s pretty logical in his thinking! I don’t think we’d have huge shouting matches, but more like discussions about how to move forward. Big arguments would probably just be us snapping or losing our temper because we held all our emotions in for too long

43. who would probably get sick more often? who would baby the other when sick? who acts like they’re dying when they get a stuffy nose?

OoFt I think we get sick the same amount? Honestly, I don’t get sick that often, but when I do it’s REALLY BAD. Like... really concerning XD Eh, we’d take care of each other I think lmao

44. who has the worst patience? does the other balance this out?

I have... okay patience and Keiji has the patience of a SAINT. LIKE HE’S SO PATIENT??? WHAT??? I have average patience I think

45. which one suggests trips to stores at 3am?

............................................... probably me. no comment.

46. who is a morning person? who is a night person?

We’re both night owls >:) 

47. out of the two of you, who would be the one to kill / get rid of the spider?

I have arachniphobia i didn’t come here to get attacked ;-;

48. who reminds the other of things? ( ex: appointments, tests, etc.)

I’m forgetful AF thanks Keiji for taking care of me :’) 

49. what is the pace of the relationship? ( ex: started dating after a few weeks, takes months/years, act couple like right off the bat, need time, etc?)

I feel like we both took the time to get to know each other and then we started dating hehe. I like getting to know people first before jumping into anything, and I think Akaashi would agree! Not gonna lie, we’d probably only tie the knot like... 3-5 years into dating sooooooooooooooooooooo (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

50. who said the first “ i love you”? was it immediately reciprocated, or did the other person wait?

I’m chicken, but I feel like it would have slipped out by accident 😳😳 i feel like he would have been like “😀 what” before processing and then saying it back haha

I hope I didn’t bore any of you guys! Thank you Rina for the ask!

send in a selfship ask? ✉

@gwiy-omi bc i was talking to you about this bahaha

[imaginethathaikyuu]

hi!! May you please do an nsfw scenario where akaashi and his female s/o are doing the do and it’s intimate af and they both shed a tear or two? I know it’s a pretty awkward scenario but thank you anyways!

its not awkward!!! i think its rlly sweet:) p.s this turned out gender neutral somehow * nsfw warning *

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“I missed you,” Akaashi whispered between kisses. “So much.” 

He held your face as he deepened the kiss slowly, as he pressed his body against yours. 

“I missed you more,” you said with a smile, one he returned as he pulled you even closer to him. 

As soon as he arrived home, the two of you made your way to your bed, and that’s where you stayed: kissing, whispering, being together. Nothing moved too fast - Akaashi made sure of it. 

“Kitten…” he said quietly, and you hum, encouraging him to continue. “It’s so nice to see you again.” 

He really meant it, and he hated his job for keeping him away from you for so long.

You only wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him down to you, kissing his lips sweetly, slowly, passionately. And the soft kiss was enough to set a fire underneath Akaashi as he unbuttoned his shirt with one hand. 

Neither of you really moved much as you both took your clothes off - Keiji didn’t want to be away from you for even a second. 

Usually, he takes more time to savor you and your body. He likes taking things slowly, building up to things, making you cum once or twice before he’s even inside you. 

But this time, you wouldn’t let him do that if he tried - which he didn’t. He wanted to be inside you just as badly as you wanted him to be, and he knew that when you wrapped your hand around his cock and guided him to your entrance. 

He slid into you with ease, he watched at your delicate face as he felt your familiar heat overtaking all of his senses. 

Your legs wrapped around his hips and he sheaths himself inside you and doesn’t move; your legs are holding him in place, your walls are tightening around him, both of you are moaning before he kisses you hard. 

He isn’t sure when to move his hips - it feels like if he pulls away from you he’ll fall apart, so instead he gently rocks against you, and is happy to hear your pleasured moans. He wasn’t holding his own moans back, either. 

“Y/N -”

“- Keiji.”

He couldn’t believe how well your body fit against his, how perfectly he fit inside you, how easily your lips locked together. And he couldn’t believe he had gone so long without it. 

Your hands locked around his neck while Keiji pressed his forehead against yours. 

“I love you,” he said, rocking his hips into you slowly. He wanted to savor how you felt before finally pulling out and going in again, pushing into you hard. 

Neither of you were chasing relief; Keiji wasn’t greedily fucking you until he felt those few seconds of euphoria, you weren’t begging him to take you faster. Both of you were right there in the moment, enjoying how you felt with each other. 

His eyes continued to hold strong contact with yours, “fuck, I love you.” 

You weren’t even sure if you could reply but the way your walls tightened around him was enough for him to feel the way you felt for him. 

“Keiji,” is the only thing you can say as your hands made their way across his shoulders. 

His skin was smooth, not an imperfection in sight. His chest was broad and hot, the muscles carved into his abdomen were firm to the touch. His hips were pointed and angular, the hair that led to his dick - and ultimately where the two of you were passionately connected - was trimmed and dark.

Your hands held his nonexistent love handles as he began moving faster, your nails dug into his skin as your moans encouraged him to keep going. 

“Kitten… baby,” he said quietly, slowing down yet again. He couldn’t handle moving too fast; his heart was about to swell up in his chest, and he couldn’t stop whispering those nicknames he had for you. 

“I don’t think I’m going to last,” he said with a chuckle. 

You brought your hand up to his face, brushing off his words, “it’s okay - me neither.” 

He nodded before kissing you shortly, covering your hand with his own. Both of you knew that it wouldn’t be long as his hips snapped into yours a bit harsher. 

But he didn’t want it to end; he’d been trying so hard to keep moving slowly, lovingly, carefully, but his body wouldn’t listen to him. And the way your body was reacting to him was only fueling the flame.

If he could, he’d make this feeling last forever. He felt so in love and all of that love was reciprocated; his entire body was tingling, his heart was pounding, his eyes were watering. And god, he couldn’t believe how lucky he was to be him, to have you, to be there. 

Neither of you could really last, but Keiji was just slightly better at holding back than you were. After a particularly hard thrust your dam broke, with loud cries of your lover’s name. 

But once you let go, there was no reason for him to hold himself together; the pulses of his climax overtook his entire body - he felt and heard and saw nothing but you as he came inside of you. 

He literally collapsed on top of you when he was finished - the arm that was holding himself up gave out, and when he fell he made sure to smush a kiss to the corner of your lips. 

“Kitten,” he sighed, wrapping his arms around your waist. “I love you.” 

Everything was so warm. In the time that you were apart, he’d almost forgotten this feeling. 

Somehow, Akaashi managed to roll onto his side, bringing you with him, which wasn’t exactly the most comfortable position while he was still inside you. 

“Keiji, you’re still -” 

“I know, I like it, shh.” 

You just went with it, adjusting your hips so everything felt normal; and you could feel his dick pulsating like an aftershock to his orgasm as he was slowly softening. You enjoyed the feeling - it made cuddling feel even more intimate, it kept you as close as you could be to him.

He tucked his face into your neck and your arms wrapped around his shoulders. His lips left lazy kisses in their wake, all along your neck. And in no time, the man’s breathing got deeper, but only after hearing your quiet snoring. And he kept you as close as possible all night.

[reverienishio]

Chapter 14 COMMENTARY Now we're hit with real-life obligations. I do try to make this as realistic as possible, although I read some posts that it's okay not to make it TOO realistic =P I guess I still have loads to learn as a writer. I had to research what tournaments Japanese professional volleyball players play at, and it took me hours to research that, but in the end all it took was two sentences to write. Hahaha! You don't know how much writing this was an experience, it was fun and interesting but also tiring and challenging at times. It's so great!! 🤯 So there we see a setback to their relationship, which is that they're both busy adults. It's not really a setback though, I feel like a healthy communication can still be maintained even though they're far away from each other. The Q and A part felt like a filler, but it was fun to write! They just know each other for only weeks, and I feel that they both want to get to know each other deeper and better. Kei asking that ideal date question is AAAAAAY 👉 smooth af hahaha. See you in the next chap, darlings! 😘

 Status: Work in Progress Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tsukishima Kei/Hinata Shouyou, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Tsukishima Kei, Kageyama Tobio, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Kozume Kenma, Kuroo Tetsurou, Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Yachi Hitoka, Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fluff, Angst, Romance, Wrong Number AU, Texting, Aged-Up Character(s), Getting to Know Each Other, Hinata is a ball of sunshine, Emotionally Constipated Tsukishima, Slow Build, TsukiHina Summary: Hinata Shouyou texts the wrong number and finds love instead.

[setter-crush-central]

こんにちは!　 Hello!! I was wondering if you can do a senerio where Kuroo, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Bokuto, and Akaashi are head over heels for a half American half Japanese girl( she's bylanguel). Btw I love your blog!! ありがとう！

Hi! So this request stumped me for a while because I wanted to write individual scenarios like you wanted, but I just couldn’t make them different enough to really make them enjoyable. So I wrote headcanons instead, but please send me another ask if you want me to turn any of the headcanons into a scenario because I will gladly do so! I really enjoyed these headcanons, and I tried to do as much research as I could, so I hope you enjoy them! Thanks for the request!

Kuroo

First becomes friends with you out of curiosity

And then he becomes obsessed with American culture

You can barely get him to leave you alone long enough to go to class

He just wants to know everything

When he asks you out, at first it’s just a casual meeting to learn more about your life since you understand both Japanese and American cultures

But on the date he realizes that he actually really likes you

You hardly talk about your heritage at all while on the date, instead you both simply talk about what you like

After you start dating, he doesn’t quite lose his interest in finding out everything he can about the mix of the two cultures

He chills out a bit about it

But when he meets your family, all bets are off because he’s going to be crazy about it again (especially if your family lives in America)

Oikawa

Acts like he knows everything about every country on Earth

Spoiler alert: he does not

His first interaction with you is you correcting him about something wrong he said about America

He pouts for hours after that before he asks your name

After he finds out you’re half American, he apologizes if he accidentally offended you by being wrong

He looks at you just as you laugh and smile at him, insisting it’s okay

After seeing your smile, he’s gone

He’s smitten

He’s convinced he’s in love, and Iwaizumi has to remind him that he only just met you

He tries every way possible to see if you like him back

Every way besides asking you out

Finally, Iwaizumi offhandedly confesses for him

You were taken by surprise, but accepted nonetheless

He pretended like that was his plan all along, and asks you on a date

But the joke’s on him because you were just as smitten with him as he was with you, you had just been waiting for him to ask

Iwaizumi

At first he doesn’t seem too interested

He doesn’t really take notice of the fact that you’re half American

But you like to go watch his volleyball matches, and he starts to notice you there

And then when you start cheering for him, he really starts to notice you

He starts talking to you more at school instead of just a wave or a hello

He wants to know more about you

And you can tell he really likes you

But it still takes him nearly six months to ask you out because he’s convinced that you’re not actually interested in him

He’s extremely formal when he asks you out and it makes you laugh

Until he gets completely flustered by you kissing his cheek

And then he’s convinced that you like him back and everything is smooth sailing from there

Bokuto

EXCITED AF

He’s just like Kuroo, except 10 times more excited

He wants to know what it’s like being half American and half Japanese because any combination of two cultures is the coolest thing ever to him

He’s super interested in your life, almost to the point of annoyance

He wants to be able to take part in your combined culture, so you try to tell him everything about how your family is different from his all-Japanese one

On your birthday, he’s out of control

He wants to make sure he hits every tradition like it’s a checklist

It takes two days, but honestly you just love watching him be that excited

He’s very respectful of all the cultural differences between his upbringing and yours

He just really loves sharing both of your cultures with you

Akaashi

Like Iwaizumi, it’s not a big deal for him

The coolest thing to him is the fact that you’re bilingual

He’s always wanted to learn another language, and the fact that you’re fluent in both Japanese and English is really cool to him

He knows a fair amount of English, but he’s nowhere close to fluent

He gets closer to you by asking you to help him with English

And he talks to you a lot about being bilingual

Eventually, you all stop talking about languages and start talking about other things when you realize he doesn’t need help at all in English (he passes English class with high marks every time)

He asks you out after a month

He doesn’t really see much reason to wait any longer than that

After that, he doesn’t mention your half American heritage very much at all

Except for the occasional question about English

Because he still thinks being bilingual is the coolest thing ever

[volleyboys-imagines]

Do you have any headcanons for the captains involving hair?? Like, taking care of their own hair, or liking to touch the hair of someone else, or adoring having someone touch their hair?

i’ve added what they think about their hair + backstories + the kind of hair they like :) ||

Daichi:

Because he keeps his hair short, he doesn’t think it’s very exciting. Besides, unlike Kageyama or Yamaguchi, he thinks having it short is pretty ergonomic; it doesn’t get into his eyes, and is easy to maintain.

His hair regimen is just…shampoo and a good massage. On the days that he has practice, he’ll have a relaxing shower at night. On other days, like final exams, he’ll have a cold shower to wake up.

He’ll touch another’s hair when 1) he’s actually curious or 2) someone lets him. He’ll likely take up braiding as a new hobby, using yours for practice.

He likes it when his scalp gets massaged through, be it in or out of the shower, if it’s by someone else or himself.

I have a feeling he’ll be amazed by thick hair. His is pretty thin, as is Shimizu’s and Yachi’s and Michimiya’s.

Oikawa:

He likes his thick, wavy, medium-length hair because it’s big, bouncy, fabulous, and easy to style. His hairdresser is absolutely envious of it. a little backstory on his hair: as a kid his parents kept it short, thinking that having short cropped hair was best for a kid that ran around in circles all the time. For the longest time, everyone thought his hair was straight. When he got into volleyball though, he favored practice over getting his hair cut, so he grew his usual crop out. And when it did, it was wavy. Sure over time he would have noticed it growing longer and longer but one morning he was standing in front of the mirror and noticed the amount of bedhead he had. That first time, he used his mom’s big brush, and ended up with a frizzy mess. But he wanted to make it work. He saw potential in that hair, ever since he saw his older sister’s long, beautiful hair. Over time though, he’s figured out what he can do to achieve the fabulous look he wears today, be it tips from his sister or the Internet or from experience…over a record time of about three months.

He’s the kind of guy that showers regularly, so to keep his hair smooth and bouncy, he uses conditioner. He’s tried a lot of conditioners, but either they make his hair too slick, smell so sweet or strong, or overconditions his hair. But he found one that doesn’t do all of that, and he stuck to it ever since. He showers at night, and wakes up with wavy bedhead in the morning that he simply runs his fingers through, and marches out the door to class. If you’re wondering how he keeps his hair out of his eyes in matches, he found the technique where you run a hairspray-covered brush. He does that only to the top layer of his head, since his fringe is the only thing that actually floats into his vision. Other times, though, especially when he wakes up, all he has to do is run his fingers through his hair and voilá, perfect hair. Also, contrary to popular belief, he doesn’t have a counter full of hair products. His hair is just that natural.

He’s always curious as to what other peoples’ hair feels like, after feeling out Iwa-chan’s rough and straight bristles and Mattsun’s soft curls. Got long hair? He’ll try braiding yours; he’s got an older sister after all.

He’s okay with you toying with his hair, but will get embarrassed if you decide to do it after practice or matches (because he’s sweaty af).

He’s into long hair, I think. Because of the length, you can do just about anything with it (styled up or down, braided left and right….). He’s also the best source for hair tips!

Kuroo:

The history behind the legendary unruly bedhead is that, after a frustrating argument with his parents, he slammed both pillows against his ears to block out the sounds and hide his face while screaming into a third pillow. He ended up sleeping that way with his hair wet. The next morning, he was shocked to find what we now know is his signature hairstyle. No amount of brushing could flatten it, and if he spent any more time on it he’d be late for school. His mom thought it was different, but she didn’t really like it herself. Some kids laughed at him that first day, but others thought it was cool. But the hair suited him just fine, and he’s kept it ever since. …call it a crow’s nest, though, and you’re dead.

Kuroo doesn’t even do much with it; shampoo + conditioner is enough (without conditioner, esp when he walks around in Tokyo, it’s easy for his soft hair to get rough/dry from the weather. His hair’s sassy that way). That, and the pillows. Sometimes though, he plasters it with wax, especially on formal occasions or during class reporting.

He’s not even the least bit envious about ‘flat’ hair (or at least hair that doesn’t stand up like his). He knows he can wear his hair flat if he wanted to. But beware if your hair’s short; he can try and style it upwards himself. Bokuto’s story gave him a penchant for styling with mousse and wax and gel; Kenma wasn’t impressed when Kuroo asked our little kitten to be a guinea pig.

He’s not technical about his hair, either, but he will unabashedly tell you the history of his bedhead the first time. Because he doesn’t do much about his gravity-defying locks, it’s soft and fluffy once it dries, either naturally or with his usual pillow regimen. Ask to let it dry without his pillows though, and it’ll probably come out as something like Oikawa’s: thick, soft and fluffy. It’s only slightly less wavy than Oiks’ though.

We all know that he likes long hair (even if he might have just said that to spite ), but I’ve got this headcanon that he’d also like girls with short hair, specifically those that don’t have it as easy (or as straight) as Yachi does. Normally short hair in Japan’s rather uniform, even if it is wavy. But if those chin-length locks, grown-out undercuts, or shoulder-length tresses add to your appeal, then watch out: this kitty might just pounce.

Futakuchi:

For this bad boy, he thinks his hair is S L I C K: it’s not like his senpais’, all spiky and curly and standing up. This one of course likes to maintain an angelic image for that smartass attitude inside.

He uses regular shampoo on a daily basis, but runs a comb through it at regular intervals throughout the day. He’s probably the most particular about his hair, even more than Oikawa is.

He’s only fond of touching another’s hair if it irks them. If you’re pretty particular about your hair, he’ll pick on it without permission just to get a rise out of you. If you’re pretty chill though, he’ll be flustered because, well, you’re not reacting. After that, he’ll low key fondle your hair because he’s fond of you (and of your hair. *insert cuddly!Futakuchi hc here*).

Ironically, he hates it when someone touches his otherwise pristine hair. And, ironically, he doesn’t really care if practice messes it up. Plus points to his ego if he finds out you find his post-practice hair sexy.

Short. Hair. He has this trope in his head that short-haired girls are shy and cute, making them easy targets for hair touching. Long-haired girls at Datekou were always so technical about their hair, he’d get slaps every time he tried to get close.

Ushijima:

Ushiwaka’s not very particular about his hair, either. As long as it doesn’t get into his eyes, it’s fine.

And because he’s not very particular about his hair, he uses simple shampoo from the dollar store. It’s only Tendou’s fault that he uses something fancy.

The only time he’ll touch your hair is if you force him to take time out to help you with it, and even then . He loves you enough to not care what you do with it, anyway; you’re still pretty to him no matter what. 

Low key likes it when someone runs their fingers through his hair, makes him shiver a little. Because he’s always held everyone at arm’s length, him resting his head on your shoulder while you’re just carding through his hair is like having a small piece of heaven.

Odd hairstyles pique his interest. Undercut? Tendou- or Bokuto-style? Long fringe, short sides & back? He’ll wonder what the hell went through your head when you went to the salon, but at least you got his attention. You’re his s/o? He might find it nicer on you. He’s honest after all, and you can always grow out a bad haircut.

Bokuto:

The story behind Bo’s blreaching is that he saw Kenma’s new dye job. So, being Bokuto, he hauled ass to the nearest salon to have his hair colored. Because Kenma wore it blond, he decided on white instead. The next day, he showed Akaashi and the rest of Fukurodani the change; Akaashi let this one slide. Fast forward 4 months; the instant Bo noticed his gray roots showing, he texted Kuroo what the hell was going on, who then texted Kenma about Bokuto’s problem. Since Bokuto’s house was but a train away, the cat duo hauled ass to figure out what they should to. Kenma didn’t really care, but Bokuto didn’t want to be such a copycat. To remedy the problem, Kruoo fished the wax in his bag and, seeing the little horned owl on one of Bokuto’s shelves, styled the owl captain’s hair. Bokuto was so amazed—”Dude. DUUUUUUUDE.” “I know, right?”—that he decided to keep it.

Bokuto used to just go and get whatever shampoo he could get his hands on, but how he uses something more natural for his hair, as suggested by his health-freak aunt. This is especially since he wears wax on a regular basis. He needs to wash it all out or suffer dandruff and scratching.

If he has an s/o, he’s the kind of guy that does head kisses and smelling his s/o’s hair rather than touching it. If their hair has some otherwise uncommon quality (curly, wavy, bouncy, wild, rough, soft, flat, tamable, unruly—you name it, he got it) he’ll want to play with it.

Once he realized that wet hair was pretty pliable, he would style his like a child. He’d want you to play along, of course.

He likes wavy hair because the. waves. WAAAAAVES I TELL YOU :o

oh and curls. CURLS I TELL YOU :o

Terushima:

Teru doesn’t really have much of a backstory: he saw the bleached undercut in an anime, and kept it ever since. Although he thought the ‘muffin top’ part wasn’t his thing; that’s why he has a long fringe.

Although a simple shampooing is his thing, he showers every other day instead, especially when the weather gets colder.

Ever since Little Runa, he loves giving head pats, especially to the smols. He finds it really cute. On movie nights, when you’re sitting between his legs, he’ll either rest his chin on your head or play with your hair. Not that he’s not paying attention to the movie; he’s just gets a little fidgety.

Any touching of his hair is reduced to post-shower cuddles, morning kisses, hair-tugging during makeouts or sex. ;)

It’s either midlength hair or short, fun hair, I think. 

another Michimiya bonus: Ever since she heard “Imitation is the greatest form of flattery”, she asked her hairdresser for a boy’s cut. Her team was amused the next day.

[mxtcha-tea]

Lines.

✎desc; how I would rate haikyuu character's drawing.

✎team[s]; fukurodani, inarizaki

✎genre; crack

✎language[s]; english

✎chef note; okay, first off, I'm not a professional drawer but I can still rate drawings. This idea just came to me like a minute ago and I had to do it now, so enjoy :)

fukurodani.

Bokuto

Aight, I see that we started off greatly.

In all honesty, he have no idea how to draw,

And of course his drawing would look,,,, quite terrible i'm so sorry bokuto lovers

He's that kid in art class where's when the teacher already told them what to draw,

Bokuto sat there on his chair, staring at the canvas

Like, what is he suppose to do? Draw?

Well, yeah technically but what???

I can totally see him frustratingly erase the sketch if it can be called as a sketch

And then proceed to try to copy other people's work

Keyword; try

It's bad but at least he had an effort to finish it

4/10, there I said it

Akaashi

His drawings are not that professional but it's pretty

Have you ever seen a drawing that you wanted to stare at it for hours until you're satisfied?

That what's his drawing are like

Not typically an art kid so he's fine when student's from his art class asked him to draw for them

And is feeling pretty neutral with his talent (he actually won't call it a talent but more like a hobby or sum)

And just say 'thanks' if peoples compliments his drawing

Let say his drawing is, a good 8/10

A decent drawer in conclusion :)

Konoha

Not a bad drawer but he rather keep it basic

Konoha's prolly too lazy to draw something over the top so he's just gonna draw flower or something ksndnzkj

Sometimes sleep during art class and had to ask what they had to draw

Proceeds to decently draws a scenery

He's totally not the creative kid so whenever the teach tell them to draw something, he'll always go with basket of fruits, like,

Man, I appreciated the drawing but at least put some effort on thinking what to draw

The art teacher also kept telling him that he have raw talent and should enhance the skill more,

But that never happened, no

"Sorry ma'am, I'll just stick to volleyball, thank you,"

One part of the art room has a section of konoha's basket of fruits drawings but in different mediums

Rating is 7/10

Washio

IS actually an art kid and you cannot convince me otherwise

Has a small sketchbook with him and he'll always doodle when he's bored or in a middle of a lecture (while taking notes of course)

His main skill in drawing tho is painting

The colors blends in so well with one another and he's good at picking color palettes

Also, he doesn't really get that annoyed if some kids from his class ask him to teach them how to draw

Or even look through his sketchbook

He'll just nod and hand it to them without a second thought

Ajsjdhsijsi Washio get so blushy when someone compliments his drawing,,,,

I’ll give a 10/10 :), congrats

Sarukui

The best that he can do is doodles of owls and other shits but other than that, he cannot do

But the doodles are kinda cute doe ngl

He’ll have his moment where he’s in class and have no idea what to do, and just doodles a bunch of stuff

Once he draw his whole teammate including his coach and himself, he thought to himself,

“Huh, this looks good,”

And then take a picture of it for memories (cause he might throw the book he’s doodling in away)

Speaking of that, he doesn’t have an official book for drawing and just draws in his english or math’s textbook or sum

His juniors eyes are blessed when they got his textbook

Sarukui just vibes in during art class, draws and that’s pretty much it

The drawings,,,,,eh,,,, not that good, he only specialize in doodling as I said

so in conclusion,

drawing? 2/10

doodling? I’ll give a solid 5/10, good job

Komi

I’m gonna say this and I’m prolly gonna say it again

He hates art class

Like, even with him trying his best to draw, it’ll always gonna look strange than what he planned

mf cannot draw a straight line in art class

This dood can draw a nice straight line in any other class whether it’s for a graph or others,

And then proceed to shakily draw a straight line during art session

Totally not an art kid and will never be one

His drawings,,,,

I’m so sorry but it looks so bad

It’ll prolly look a lot better if he put more effort, but it’ll still look bad no matter what

Komi hates art class and can’t draw even a decent doodle so unfortunately, I’ll have to rate it 0/10, sorry :(

Anahori

His drawings are eh

It’s not good but also not bad?

Sometimes you’ll just stare at his drawing for a good minute and be like, what did he just draw just now?

What I’m saying is that his drawing’s are unexplainable

Maybe if you stare at it a little bit longer then it’ll make sense and you can see the beauty in it

But honestly I can’t really see anything, not in a bad way, but like, literally nothing

You’ll be staring at his canvas as the mario kart rainbow road music started playing inside your head

But Anahori is always proud of his drawings no manner what

So, I’ll rate confusion/10

Onaga

Just like Komi, he sorta hates art class too

But lemme tell ya, his sketches are GODLY, like, have you seen those pinterest hand sketches?

That’s what his sketch would look like

It’s so yummy to look at what

But he sucks at lineart so JAHGSDSHD

Onaga cannot properly hold the black pen and do the lineart, it’ll always turn wonky and he had to throw it away

Like, if he spend even hours tryna outline it all, and then erase it

It’ll look so trash

And he’ll just stare at it for a couple of minutes before crumpling the paper

He’ll also suck at coloring

Mans cannot understand how the color blend in together

And I think I’ll rate,,,,,6/10 just cause he suck at coloring and lineart lmao don’t worry i suck at coloring too

Kaori

Another decent drawer and her drawings are almost the same as Akaashi’s

But instead of it looking pretty, it looks cute

I have a headcanon that Kaori have a journal and does journaling so that’s prolly the reason why her drawings are cute af

But honestly, her drawings sometimes depends on her mood,

If she’s mad or frustrated, her drawing would look kinda rough and not that cute anymore

If she’s feeling happy tho, It’ll look so nice and cuddly does that even make any sense

Isn’t necessarily an art kid but would love to try be one

And she totally have drawing sessions with Washio aaaaaa,

Just imagine both of them sketching in the same sketchbook while talking about the volleyball club or anything else

She’s getting an 9/10 just cause her sketchs looks clean <33

Yukie

She doesn’t draw at all

Like, you’ll never see her drawing at any kind of time so you have no idea what it looks like

Yukie would still attend art class,

But never draws

She said that she’s pretty lazy to draw it and said to draw it at her home later

But no one even saw that drawing after that

Yukie doesn’t show her drawings nor EVEN draw for once

So I technically can’t rate :/

inarizaki.

Ginjima

LISTEN

The only reason why I started with Gin is because he have some amazing drawing skills

He admit that he’s not an art kid but draws godly as if he had been thought since he was a kid,

Well, actually yes

I think Ginjima actually wanted to be a drawer when he was still a little kid way before he started his 3rd year of middle school

So he practiced a few and became a nice drawer since then,

But he kinda quit being a drawer and decided to go with volleyball

And guess what?

His drawing talent is still there

He totally specialize in pencil drawing cause that’s the first thing he started learning

The lines are smooth and the shading are so yummy what is wrong with me

The Miya twins and Suna are so sh00ked when he saw his drawing during art class

ngl he’s pretty smug about it too but doesn’t brag about it

I’ll give this boy 12/10, mwuaah

Suna

I hate this man for this sole reason

Suna is too LAZY to draw so he doesn’t give any effort in his drawing

I can guarantee myself that I’ll get an eye strain when I saw his drawing

And...

*wipes away tears*

He draws too many dick

–2/10

Don’t come for my head Suna lovers

Atsumu

OMFG

OKAY, OKAY, I KNOW THAT ATSUMU MIGHT PUT ON SOME EFFORT IN HIS DRAWINGS,

BUT WHY IS IT STILL SO BAD?????

He’ll prolly think his drawing would look good but no, it’s not

No matter on what perspective you look his drawings at, It’ll still look bad

AND HE DOESN’T EVEN NOTICE IT

Osamu laughs a lot at his drawing and they started fighting for that only reason smh

Atsumu, I appreciate your effort so SO much,

But please, just stick to volleyball

–10+/10

I put a plus there because of his effort and because of pity

Osamu

He draws in ms paint, with a mouse

But he can draw some foods tho

But all of it looks wonky af

1/10

Akagi

A pretty decent drawer

Akagi always draw happy and cute drawings so you’ll also get happy when you saw his drawings

Puts on a big smile when people compliments his drawing and shyly scratches the back of his neck

“Nah, this just look normal!”

But he draws oddly thick lines sometimes

Sometimes it looks good in some drawing

And sometimes it looks, bizzare in others...

But I think his drawing would look nice <3

Overall, I’ll give a,,, 7.5/10, keep up the good work

Oomimi

He’s from class 7 AND I really think that he’ll be good at drawing

Well, he can draw a few things but he struggles drawing other things he never accustomed to

But!

Oomimi is that kid who’s good at drawing scenery

He knows basic color palettes and which is cold and hot colors

So the scenery drawing would always look good

He get a lot of compliments for the drawing (50% of it from Akagi)

I think he doesn’t have that many time to relax and draw freely but when he does have it, it’ll just be small and simple doodles

um, let’s go with 8/10 <3

Aran

I truly believe that Aran can draw peoples face but in a pretty decent amount

He’s also good with anatomy teach me your ways king

But as much as he’s good at that, he kinda sucks at drawing any kind of background drawings

Mans can’t draw a scenery I’m telling you

As if the background doesn’t even exist in his mind lolol I’m sorry Aran lovers, I didn’t mean that in a bad way

Mainly uses copic markers to color and color pencils to shade

The first time he use the copic marker, he got really frustrated that the marker stain the other pages lmao

And he never uses digital drawing applications or softwares

Aran just doesn’t

I think I’ll rate him, 8.5/10

Kita

Okay, I know that Kita’s a top student and never fails in anything

But he’s not typically a good drawer that much

His drawing still got good marks but when you look at it, it just looks normal

I just know that the Kita lovers gonna get me after this

It’s not that bad and not that good, just a nice balance in between

I personally think Kita’s not that godly in drawing but rather a neutral drawer

He draw what he can and does shading and coloring when it’s needed

The colors are all basic colors, no pastel, no neon

And the shadings are pretty basic

Just a normal drawer here

Ya’ll gonna fight me for this but I’ll give Kita’s point,

7/10