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↳ 30 days of Haikyuu!! day 11 — your favourite team captain : sawamura daichi
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THESE WERE DRAWN BY OFFICIAL ANIMATORS
BRB IM DEAD
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ok who the hell does this to my baby
hey can we as a fandom agree to stop demonizing canon kuroo in fan works
when he’s with kenma or bokuto, he’s the pervy childhood friend who tries to take advantage of their “innocence”
when he’s with tsukishima or yachi, he’s the creepy upperclassman who tries to force them into things they don’t want
when he’s with oikawa, he’s basically nothing more than a roadblock for iwaoi and a rival for iwaizumi
i’m so tired of these tropes. he’s seventeen and likes volleyball, he’s kind and sardonic and well-meaning. please don’t do him like this
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Can we have a kuroo scenario with a friend who has hanahaki. The friend likes him and he knows that she's hurt, but doesn't know why. Please
Man, Hanahaki is a really difficult thing to write for me, For Some Reason because I feel like I can’t get creative enough? But here it is, anon~
“Lycoris,” the doctor glosses over the x-ray on the wall, and glances at you warily. “Quite the uncommon species to be growing within a human body, but not impossible.”
Your eyes marvel at the negative film on display. For many times, you��ve seen them growing by the side of your house as summer transitioned to autumn. Spider lilies, your mother had called them. Legend has it, that their aroma brought back the beautiful memories of the dead for one last time before crossing over.
Your quiet reminiscing is interrupted by a violent fit of coughs, barely giving you any room to breathe. Your chest wheezes at each attempt to take in oxygen, but it’s as if your windpipe has been blocked out. Something is trying to creep its way up your throat, and when it comes out, it’s long and red and elongated, and there’s blood on your fingers.
Your doctor stares at the bloodied specimen in your trembling hands. Your lip quivers and you can taste iron on your tongue.
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All in One: Week 0.
Chapters: 1/? Rating: General to Teen Pairing: Kuroo x Reader Other tags: College AU so far but I’ll add more as I go
Summary: It's hot, humid, and suffocating. Transferring from TIT to DLSU wasn't probably the best thing. But Kuroo has thirteen weeks to decide whether he'll like it or not.
Week 0: the big transfer.
Leaving TIT was bittersweet.
As one of the smartest, snarkiest, sweetest students on hand, professors and classmates alike were hesitant to say good-bye. Others encouraged him ("Studying abroad sounds cool!", "Don't forget to send pictures!") while others thought differently ("Philippines? Are you serious?"). But nonetheless, the exchange program decided to send him instead of someone else, in exchange for someone that was either just as good as he was, or better.
He didn't care about either. He was just a little concerned they'd take his on-a-whim application seriously.
His dad was all in for it, really. Although of course, he would be missed very dearly.
And now that all the paperwork had been settled, bills paid, and bags packed, he sat in Kenma's room on a Friday night. He was leaving in the morning, and Kenma was the only one out of everyone in the old volleyball team that was at home.
He thought about everyone else. Yaku was in Osaka. Kai was busy with projects due next week. Fukunaga was at a part time job. Lev, Inuoka, and Shibayama had a game this weekend and needed to sleep early. They'd all drifted off a little. There were updates, sure, but they only saw each other during homecoming or summer games. One's free time was always another's working time.
"Don't get all sappy just because you're leaving."
Kuroo sighed. "I'll miss you too, Kenma."
Kenma rolled his eyes. "Seriously though. Everyone's gonna miss you but we all know you'll come back anyway."
"Yeah." He started flipping the blue Joy-Con in his hands. "I kind of regret asking about the program, honestly."
"You're scared, aren't you?"
He huffed. "Kind of. I mean, who doesn't? It's not like being a tourist where you won't care about who likes you or not." He stared at Corrin's clapping form on the Switch.
"Yeah but you went to TIT and made friends anyway." Kenma downed the last of his pudding. "Who's to say the same won't happen?"
Kuroo swallowed, eyes dropping to his still hands. "That doesn't make it any easier."
"That's up to you." Kenma stood to throw away the container, and left the room to get some water.
Kuroo left the next day. So many hugs and kisses good-bye from his dad, his grandparents, and Kenma's family, who were all there to send him off.
Next stop: Manila.
I’m back with a fic I’ve been meaning to write since...? I don’t know. But it’s the last month of the term and my brain is not functioning hahaha
I have another college fic on my mind but this one is a but is a bit more formed
#im back with a new fic#hopefully it'll be okay honestly hahaha#kuroo tetsurou#kenma kozume#kuroo x reader#college AU#seriously im in the middle of thesis and i still need my rrl but hecc
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A concept:
Kuroo and Oikawa doing the side commentary of all the remaining matches.
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Haikyū!! Youtubers AU #17
To start things off, I’ll just have you now this is the most self-indulgent chapter I have ever written, and it might not appeal to everyone, but I hope you enjoy it still! This was done with the help of my friend @ryxji , thank you so much bb! Ily
Makki, Mattsun, Kuroo, Kenma and a little bit of Bo appear in this chapter :D
Iwa: Masters
Username: GodzillaTofu Has golden weapon for Ana, Widow, Lucio, Tracer and Mercy.
Tooru: Diamond
Username: AliensAreReal Has golden weapon for D.va, Torbjorn (It was a dare.) and Genji.
Issei: Diamond
Username: IsseiHighNoon Has Golden weapon for Mccree, Reaper and Soldier 76.
Hiro: Masters
Username: CreamMyPuffs Has Golden weapon for Hanzo, Reaper, Roadhog and Rein.
Kenma: Grandmaster
Username: Applepie Has Golden weapon for Zenyatta, Lucio, Mei, Zarya, Widow and Pharah.
Kuroo: Diamond
Username: KuroiNeko Has Golden Weapon for Mccree, Symmetra, Mei, Bridgette and Zarya.
Bokuto: Diamond
Username: HootHootGoesTheOwl Has Golden Weapon for Bastion, Rein,Winston and Orisa.
Makki for Hanzo main. Boi would be a great sniper. WHEN HANZO USES HIS DRAGON MAKKI WILL QUOTE IT WORD FOR WORD, “Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!” And Iwa is just “Hiro please-”
Mattsun is Mccree main, fucking fite me. He loves cowboys and no one can convince me otherwise.
*Oikawa gets headshot*
Makki: Get rekt.
Mattsun: Rest in pieces
Iwa: For fuck’s sake Tooru
Oikawa: WELL I’M SORRY THAT THESE IDIOTS WON’T ALLOW ME TO UNLEASH MY FULL POTENTIAL.
AND THEY ALWAYS FLIRT AND MATTSUN TRIES TO AMERICAN SOUTH ACCENT
*Mattsun as Reaper and Makki as Soldier 76 for the fun of it.*
Iwa: Why are you just standing there
Makki: I crave the sweet release of death
*Teleports over and starts rubbing his character against Soldier 76.*
Mattsun: You called?
Iwa: Murder me please
*Dancing after Iwa dies.*
Iwa: please stop. Delete yourself
Mattsun: What’s the matter pumpkin?
Iwa: I am leaving-
Mattsun: You know what time it is?
Iwa: Issei I swear
Mattsun: It’s high noon
Iwa: I wILL LEAVE YOU TO DIE
*A few plays later.*
Mattsun: you dick could’ve ressed me!
Iwa: You could’ve NOT jumped off the fucking payload!
Oikawa stubbing his toe and yelling “IWA-CHAN I NEED HEALING!”
Iwa making prayer hands and silently counting to ten because Oikawa ALWAYS STARTS WITH GENJI AND SPAMS “I NEED HEALING” AND IT DRIVES HIM INSANE. Good thing Oikawa has enough decency to switch once he dies because Iwa is not wasting a resurrect on his ass. As much as he loves his husband he has no time for this during ranked matches.
Iwa is very quiet during matches, especially if they aren’t in a team with people he knows? (Also known as at least with Mattsun and Makki) and sometimes people get super surprised when it turns out how deep and gruff his voice is. Iwa is naturally quiet etc with people he’s unfamiliar with.
IWA IS A SUPPORT MAIN FITE ME!!!! Overall, he is really well rounded but he does it because he’s just used to it. He’s great with Mercy, Lucio, Ana and Zen. He’s a little rusty with Brigette and Moira because they’re more of offensive supports.
Iwa: Just tell me if you want me to switch to support
Random dude: Thanks man
Iwa: I’m a little rusty with Brigette and Moira, but anyone else is fine
Occasionally however, he plays DPS or Tanks depending on the Team composition. He’s a surprisingly really, really good Widow! Widow is his main DPS but he doesn’t play it unnecessarily because people might think he’s throwing. This would make sense because he loves playing Ana and sniping is something he is good at.
But one thing to consider is the map, because if there aren’t much vantage points, he swaps to Junkrat, Sombra or Tracer. Tank wise, he plays Zarya or Rein because Tooru plays D.Va almost every round.
That being said, while Tooru does main D.Va, he occasionally messes around with Torbjorn, Genji and Hammond. Genji was mainly to piss Iwa, who was support, off, which would often result in the raven muting his spouse.
BUT WHO GETS THE MOST HYPED FOR NEW SKINS? OIKAWA? NOOOOOO- MAKKI? NAAAH BRUH- MATTSUN?? HE DOESN’T CARE LMAO- IT’S MOTHERFUCKING IWAIZUMI. Hajime is the most excited little bean when there’s new skins. Especially for Ana and Lucio. It’s so cute and pure Tooru swoons to the the point of surrealism.
Okay but can we have salty Tooru when he doesn’t get play of the game??
Oikawa: YA KNOW I ALMOST HAD A TEAMKILL! THIS PLAY OF THE GAME IS RIGGED!
Makki: SALT ALERT
Mattsun: TEAMKILL DOESN’T MEAN SHIT WHEN YOU KEEP FUCKING DYING
Oikawa: death is part of the process Mattsun
Mattsun: Shut up you dick monger
Oikawa: Yeet yourself into the abyss moss hair
Iwa: please stop before I mute all of you
Also sometimes other people kind of recognise their voices and once one insensitive rude fuck was like “Oh fuck aren’t you those gay fags from Youtube?” And Haji just short-circuits and leaves. Like he had to physically walk out of the room and go to another room.
And Oikawa is super worried and calls the dick out before leaving himself to go and comfort Hajime, while Makki and Mattsun annihilate the guy in the game.
It’s not even that he’s overly sad but the slur flipped a switch and he hated admitting things like these but it almost gave him a panic attack and he just sits there in silence while his heart still races.
He almost doesn’t notice that Tooru had entered the room and moved in to hug him so he jolts a little from the touch. He melts into the embrace quickly and Tooru just sits there hugging him for as long as he needed.
And maybe it’s not much for others but to Hajime, it meant everything to have the person you love shower you with so much support, warmth and patience.
When he melts Tooru noticed how it had seemed like he was holding his breath.
Tooru cracks one of the characters quotes like maybe maybe Tracer’s “Cheers love, the cavalry’s here.” And Hajime just laughs before indulging in the kiss Tooru gives him
And since then they are very careful with playing with strangers. Just to slim down the chance of an asshole joining them, they’d play with Kuroo, Bokuto and frequently with Kenma.
Bokuto: bastion is best waifu fite me
Kuroo picking reaper: mmmh yeah gimme that Linkin Park Edge
*OikAWA DIES AGAIN.*
Kenma: With Death comes honor, with honor redemption
Oikawa: OH MY GOD FUCK YOU
*Makki is just gone he is laughing too hard.*
Mattsun: Fucking SLAY man, you were just ANNIHILATED
Iwa: play of the game
Makki: I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE-
Kuroo: I fucking told you Kenma is savage af
Mattsun: This guy just stole the entire stream with one quote I can’t believe this
Iwa: Goodbye Makki and Mattsun, you are irrelevant now
Kenma: Just like Oikawa since everyone forgot him
Kuroo: yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Kills Tooru almost immediately after the brunette respawns.*
Oikawa: OH MY GOD
Iwa: Holyshit
Kenma: out of my way wingdings, it’s sushi time
*Makki never recovers from laughing.*
Makki: oh my god, Kenma is my new favourite person now
*Slightly offended snort from Issei.*
Mattsun: Fair enough
Oikawa: Do you think we can get Kenma banned from Overwatch? He’s just too powerful.
Kenma: Try to block me and see what happens you knock off K-pop idol
Oikawa: WOW
OKAY AS MUCH AS HAJIME LOVES TOORU HE JUST SNORTS.
Oikawa: oh my goD HAJIME DID YOU JUST
Iwa: oh come on it was funny
Mattsun: i mean you kinda DO look like a target version of [Insert K pop Idol here]
Oikawa: I am deleting you all from my friends list.
Kenma: That would erase your entire friends list though
*Hajime trapping Tooru in a corner as Mei with an ice-wall*
Oikawa: I want a divorce-
Kenma: Finally I can have Mcbuffbro to myself
They get cornered and almost all of the team get rekt and then Kenma swoops in and sINGLEHANDEDLY HOLDS THE POINT UNTIL BACK UP RESPAWNS.
“Like I dunno what’s happening but I am having a very bad time.” - Oikawa
Kenma: Let’s break down.
Kuroo: You mean break it down?
Kenma: No I mean break down, because life is pointless, I mean we live in a world where you write chihuahua as “chihuahua”
Kenma just morphs into such a lil shit when playing such competitive games, “Play of the game: applepie” And Tooru being the salty ass he is, “That is not my name-”
*Makki killing an enemy Genji as Hanzo*
Makki: Bye genji
Kenma: And history repeats itself
Iwa: Hammond is just the fucking fursona of Junkrat and D.va’s lovechild
Kuroo: Hajime why would you ever say that
*Tooru, Issei and Hiro are laughing.*
Kenma: He’s not wrong
Mattsun: Jeff has to give the people what they want you know what I mean?
Oikawa: Furries are a huge thing babe
Hajime: Well if you’re telling me people are sexually attracted to a hamster I think we have a problem here
Makki: Are you discriminating furries???
Iwa: No but a hamster over the jetpack cat upsets me
Okay, this little part is from Tetsurou’s stream on Twitch!
He was playing with Kenma, Issei, Hiro, Tooru and Hajime. If you want to know who they’re playing and on what map, here it is:
Tetsu is Reaper
Kenma is Lucio
Haji is Ana
Issei as Mccree
Makki as Hanzo [Obviously, he loves the titty]
Tooru as D.Va because that’s really the only character he can play really well.
The map is Dorado by the way!
Mattsun: Hajime, Marry, fuck, kill.
Iwa: Bring it
Mattsun: Reaper, Mccree, Winston
Iwa: Marry Reaper, Fuck Winston, Kill Mccree
Kuroo: Shit, there was no hesitation there.
Mattsun: As a McCree main, I’m offended.
Kuroo: Dude, Mccree’s game sprite is shit, he may have a cowboy dong but you ain’t riding anything with that face of his
Makki just dies. He’s ded. Everyone did to some extent.
Except Tooru, Tooru wasn’t talking.
Mattsun: Hey, I’m not in it for the looks, I mean do you realise who I’m dating
Makki: OI
Kuroo: *Insert his weird hyena laugh*
Makki: At least you’re not dating the definition of gross
Mattsun: fuck you
Makki: Do it, I dare you
They all laugh at that. Again, except for Tooru.
Mattsun was the first to realise that.
Mattsun: Hey, Oikawa you’ve been really quiet- Is your microphone dead?
Oikawa: Nope, just not in the mood
Mattsun: Damn, that was cold.
Hiro: I call bullshit
Kuroo: Shit I can smell the tension
There was an awkward pause. Tetsu takes the time to drink some water because he got killed by the enemy’s Widow.
Mattsun: … Is the salt dispenser… jealous?
Oikawa: No
He laughs.
Mattsun: You’re jealous
Oikawa: Nope
Mattsun: You’re literally playing as Torb
Kuroo: *Chokes slightly on his water*Torb is a sexy beast you’re opinion is invalid
Meanwhile Hajime and Kenma, the two supports, are the only ones moving the payload.
Mattsun: He’s just jealous Hajime chose a gorilla dick over his non-existent weiner
Kenma: Gorilla’s have relatively small dicks for their size actually
You know what, Makki doesn’t even care at this point, this was funny as heck he could die if he wanted. Kuroo has gladly joined him.
Mattsun: Damn Iwa,what dick have you been living off if a small dick is all it takes to satisfy you
Iwa: A mediocre one
Kuroo: Dude.
Kenma: exposed
Hiro: *Really concerning snorting and laughter that made it sound like he was dying*
Oikawa just leaves the voice chat.
Kuroo: Holyshit
Makki: Somebody is gonna have his ass wrecked tonight
Mattsun: Pray for Hajime’s ass 2k18
Kuroo: Dude, his ass is going to be annihilated harder than we just did in this game
Kenma: So you do realise you weren’t on the payload
Mattsun: Well, to my defence, I was more concerned about Hajime’s furry problem
Kuroo: You mean scaly
Mattsun: Yeah he has a thing for Godzilla, sounds about right
Kuroo: You think we’d have to arrange to funeral?
Makki: Well, the Tooru I know would not let himself be beaten by a gorilla dick, so yes, possibly
This time Iwa leaves the voice chat too. Instead a message pops up in the text chat.
“Gtg.”
The defeat flashes across the screen, Tooru and Hajime have left the group.
Kuroo: Are they doing what I’m thinking they’re doing
Mattsun : Yep
Kuroo: Banging?
Mattsun: Probably
Makki: On the desk
Mattsun: As usual
Kuroo: Nice.
Kenma: Press F to pay your respects
Kuroo: F
Mattsun: F
Makki: F
Kuroo’s chat: F
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Thinking about doing a Valentine's Day Event
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That’s Absurd! poster and volume 28 bonus story official translations
The poster is great enough (Who trusted Shouyou with knives?!)
But then … Aone and Kenma…. Man, imagine the gossip headlines
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anonymous asked: How would you feel about an Avatar AU? I’d love to see what element, or if a character is a non-bender, you feel would match your favourite characters in HQ!
oh-HO. i am unsure if you know that Avatar is one of my all-time favorite shows so when i saw this ask i was pumped!!! without further ado: i finally had some inspiration. i took this a bit farther than just my fav characters (i did as many as i could think of) and although i say in my rules i don’t do hc’s i felt this ask was best answered in that format so i did my best! i hope you enjoy 😁 im nervous as hell about headcanons 😬 some i have reasons for (serious or funny) and others i just…have a feeling
special shoutout to my discord fam that i love so dearly and especially to @animelake13 and @justoverseas for helping me out 💕💕
Karasuno:
Daichi:
Alright with those thighs and that dependability?? Earthbender through and through
He is a rock solid, all-around player that holds Karasuno all together
he is their BASE, stable as fuck
he didn’t get those thighs from nothing he got them kicking around some boulders
didnt get those arms from nothing either, punching rocks out of mountainsides
Suga:
Waterbender for sure
Hello? Mr. Refreshing
Very calm and level-headed, but like Katara: DO NOT. FUCK WITH HIM.
He’ll fuck you up
again like Katara, mom friend, supporting the whole team, caring a lot about them and getting ready to fight and ready to jump in and help at a moments notice
Asahi: (Thanks Louie!)
ok so this boy was hard to decide bc, he’s a nervous bean but also the motherfuckin ace so he ain’t playin around
so i decided on earthbender because, he’s a big boi; a powerful and all-around player that has the respect of his teammates
and although he’s nervous, so maybe he doesn’t use earthbending to the extent of other benders but when he needs to, he will
and when he does it has impact and he is a pretty strong earthbender to boot
he can move fucking mountains when he wants to
member of the white lotus bc he only uses his immense power when he absolutely has to
noya: “asahi!! show us your bending”
asahi: “oh im not much of a bender”
MOVES A CONTINENT
Noya:
While my first instinct was firebender
the more i thought about it the more airbender made sense
air is the element of freedom and Noya is the definition of wild and free
not only that but his position too! airbending is almost purely defensive
sounds like our guardian diety to me
also can u imagine
Noya and Hinata racing like maniacs on air scooters
Daichi throwing up barriers all over the place to stop them but they just nyoom around them like obstacles
airbending is all about circles too and roooooolllliiiinnnng (hehe) thunder!!!
Tanaka:
alrighty well here is Karasuno’s firebender
Firebending is known for its intense and aggressive attacking style and literally
Tanaka yells like a maniac anytime he goes in for a spike
and firebenders can be hotheaded (dont have to be, Iroh for example) BUT say anything about Kiyoko, Karasuno or really anything and he’s ready to throw down
it might be all talk but he still gets fucking triggered
he fires up two flames in his palms and makes that face “ehhh what did you say about our lovely Kiyoko-san?!?”
Enno:
airbender
he has such patience and probably mediates or something
or else he’d go crazy from Tanaka and Noya doing stupid airbender/firebender shit and burning down the entire town
deals it out when he needs to, sometimes blowing Tanaka and Noya to opposite sides of the room and pinning them there until they calm the fuck down
anytime Tanaka gets too heated, Enno just shows up and blows out his fire
Hinata:
ok so i kinda spoiled earlier
but airbender
i know airbending is defensive and Hinata sucks at that aspect, but his personality man, airbender all the way
again imagine him and Noya zooming on air scooters around
they would be a MENANCE
but also in the same sense, airbending is all about finding a way around the “normal” way of fighting (they refuse to harm anything is what i mean)
Hinata had to find his own way of fighting in volleyball and yeah…airbender
possibly bc he’s a bit of an airhead too
Kageyama:
WATERBENDER BUT WITH BLOODBENDING BACKGROUND
ok hear me out
he used to want to control people and make them do what he wants, otherwise get rid of them bc they’re useless and who needs ‘em
but then he meets this stupid, bounce off the walls, airbender who he doesn’t need to control bc this kid already does what he couldnt find in anyone else
and he slowly learns to stop using bloodbending, sometimes slips and lapses, but for the most part has left that part of him behind
also water is the element of change and Kageyama certainly goes through a major change in character throughout Haikyuu
everytime Hina and him fight, they make a snowstorm that nobody can stop and it pisses Tsukki off bc he can’t do anything about it
Tsukki: (props to Lake for this one)
tsukki why are you an enigma
nonbender and is a sword master
with his ability to analyze and control, he would heckin destroy
sword fights are a lot about watching your opponent and being able to make a quick decision to block or counter attack
he can definitely make decisions at the drop of a hat and his strategies work and work well
Yamaguchi:
THIS BOY
IS A WATERBENDER BUT SPECIALIZES IN HEALING
when Karasuno needs him most!!! he’s there!! ready to help and get his team back on his feet, in this sense by healing them
and also like Suga, mirroring Katara, don’t fuck with him. especially when it comes to Tsukki
AGAIN like Katara/Suga, mom friend, there to support all the time and bust in and help when needed
More teams under the cut!
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I know I did a pic of him doing a jump serve wayyy back because im just as thirsty for that as @hqissodelicate is
one of the things i’m looking forward to seeing the most in season 4 is kuroo’s jump serve. i’ve always found jump serves hot. it’s like they increase a character’s hotness factor by 500%.
case in point:
and i’ve always been hella thirsty for kuroo
look at how damn fine he is
SO
TAKE KUROO WHO’S ALREADY HOT
AND MAKE HIM JUMP FREAKING SERVE
I’M GONNA COMBUST
I’M GONNA SQUEAL EVERY TIME KUROO JUMPS SERVES IN SEASON 4
and they better animate the whole damn thing. i need to see how kuroo’s legs would look when he’s jump-serving for… research purposes.
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AAAHHAHAHAHAAH
I dont know what it says but AAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
New Haikyū!! Illustration by Haruichi Furudate
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love how chicken kuroo is here
Like id back away in fear the same way hahahahahuhuhuhu
Official Twitter - 3 January 2019 t/n: kuroo is saying “yaku-gun” instead of “yaku-kun, in line with how he likes to slur his names like sa’amura or oika’a
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IM BACK
They flagged this blog (bc i was stupid and forgot to unflag it) and I did an appeal. It worked, and im back in business baby
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How was your mini vacation, sweeties?
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