#aka probably in a day or two | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

niuxita21 · 3 months ago

Text

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Meiji: Why would I sit on a chair/the couch when my girlfriend's lap is literally RIGHT THERE

#the two of us #yeah my resolution of waiting for all the episodes to come out to watch all in one go lasted all of 2 days lmao #but I had a family gathering and I needed smth short-ish to watch that would give me an excuse to go into a corner and avoid everyone #and when I saw that there was literally no content on episode 4 (aka THE FLUFFIEST FLUFF THAT EVER FLUFFED)#(although the fact that they probably gave us all that because in the next episode we will Suffer was not lost on me laughcry)#I decided to go ahead and make this post that had been in my head for a while #because I absolutely love this #by far my favourite recurring thing they do nawwwwww #(let's not talk about the fact that I didn't even need to rewatch the whole thing just to search for these instances #because I knew exactly which ones they were lolllll)#anyways they have absolutely NO RIGHT to be this sickeningly adorable I'm gonna call the police #they have completely taken over my life like I used to be a normal person with a semi-decent sleep schedule and now look at me #not a single regret though #shitty screencap posts (TM)

36 notes · View notes

askchuuyanakahara · 1 year ago

Note

chuuya please god oh my god I love you so much hands you a slightly dirty bouquet of flowers

@youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff

Chuuya: "I wouldn't call myself 'cute', though. I'd prefer 'cool'. Uh.. what did I do to warrant these compliments?"

Chuuya: "That old obaa-chan from across the street didn't tattle on me, did she?! I told her not to tell anyone I help her with her groceries!"

@ash-in-lavender

Chuuya: "Ah- and please don't touch my hair."

Chuuya: "Smells fishy."

Chuuya: "Is this Dazai?! Is this one of those 'anonymous hatemail' things?!"

#ask #update #anonymous #https dazai #youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff #ash in lavender #bsd chuuya #bungo stray dogs #(Chuuya just assumes you're all people who have been told stories about him from the people around him)#(aka all the elders who he helps weekly)#(hes very embarrassed by it)#(Been keeping up with this two update a day thing)#(But it'll probably die down soon since.. I should probably get work done :( )

170 notes · View notes

thegreatyin · 3 months ago

Text

the stealthiest and most mysterious thief the neath has ever seen. who could she be? what could she want?? they're just so deeply mysterious and unknowable. all that's known for certain is that she sure does go squeak squeak chirrup wheek meow

#felt compelled to draw stealthdrel. mysterious cloaked beast nobody could possibly identify #definitely #totally #surely.#*scoundrel voice* nobody can recognize us if we take off our flowers right #yin art #fallen london #loosely inspired by her current in-game shadowy outfit including the highwayman cloak #stupid blindfolded idiot stumbling into chairs and tripping over doorsteps #because she's relying on senses that havent even developed yet #all of the masters probably know whenever the scoundrel is attempting to steal something #just by hearing the distance sound of chiropteran shrieking (aka bad echolocation attempts) at the highest volume possible #her heists have probably been interrupted at least once by iron coming over to wring her like a towel or something #she's so loud. nobody can hear her because she's part alien bat but she's so loud all day every day forever and ever.#someone please put a muzzle on this thang #perhaps a pipebomb #perhaps two.

38 notes · View notes

hanzajesthanza · 2 months ago

Text

god we need to bring crackfic back. or just short and idiotic ideas that wouldn’t happen but would be funny to read

#i just had a vivid imagination of geralt’s company having a pillow fight #setting and timeframe: september 10ish. in riverdell aka transriver #dandelion hits geralt with his bedroll pillow (a quite flat thing and not very comfortable but what are you to do) for levity #it’s a game of a bygone time. a mild pillow fight is plausible between geralt and dandelion in the short stories #cahir comments . wow … really dandelion … this is so juvenile … i haven’t done a pillow fight since i was 10 … it’s for kids…#dandelion’s response: pillow to the face. immediate vicovarian reaction: dandelion razed harder by his pillow than cintra by nilfgaard #dandelion screams ear-curdlingly (you’d imagine someone was being murdered in this swamp)#geralt (still at this moment in time resentful of cahir) leaps and attacks him with his pillow #geralt and cahir spar with pillows like swords but get to smothering each other quickly #milva (see this is foreshadowing for like two weeks days later) had enough and starts pillowing the both of them #she also had not said literally anything for the past week so this is a surprise that she would involve herself #dandelion hits milva on the ass (with his pillow…) she nearly kills him #geralt and cahir try to save dandelion etc #regis has been watching all of this like 🫤#geralt (better mood now) asks him why he is not getting involved.#regis: ‘what… ought i to be doing’#geralt: ‘helping me smack cahir with pillows’#regis doesn’t even sleep with a pillow. dandelion calls out he probably has an extra on his bedroll. milva screams at regis don’t touch that #regis psychoanalyzes they are relieving their stresses and anxieties in a social bonding ritual involving play fighting #which is likely of primal origin in simian social troupes but i digress #regis reasons he doesn’t have latent quarrels with anyone in the group so it would be pointless for him to join #cahir is like well i like everybody here and i still am smacking dandelion with a pillow 😐#milva reasons just imagine someone you hate on the other end. she imagined beating the crap out of her stepfather 👍#regis still reluctant to join | geralt gets an idea and smiles—imagine the guy who coined the term ‘undead’#wrath of eons unleashed #regis after knocking geralt off his feet with a pillow: am i doing it right ☺️#meanwhile nilfgaardian spy watching them from the bushes:#‘i was going to report on them but it looks as though they’ve all gone insane’#‘or maybe they were like that all along’#the elbow-high diaries

21 notes · View notes

theunconcernedembalmer · 14 days ago

Text

I just so happened to have this shitty comic drawn because I'm currently insane over these two specifically

featuring my other bastard @the-bloodline-embrace

#identity v #aesop carl #identity v embalmer #identity v ask blog #victor grantz #identity v postman #unconcerned comic #did i do this comic to procrastinate my other comic? yes #i was looking for references for exorcist's outfit cos thats what bitch edgelord wears n was going through my exorcist comics #i missed those. i peaked with those. pls go n read them if u havent especially the 2nd one its on my pinned. shameless self promo /shot #anyway i was like Hey i kinda miss doing action scenes even though theyre hard n i have no idea what im doing #n then i wondered what if the bastard on this blog met the bastard on my other blog. n this happened. within a day #i was possessed by the two bastards to draw this at gunpoint /j #to be fair i was also like Since this is a comic done Purely for Fun it can be as shitty as it will be #so my brush is thicc n my words are handwritten n i removed a whole lot of details. pls excuse the quality #ive been thinking so much about exorcist n embrace. especially embrace. i would draw him more but. god that headpiece #anyway embrace is also a freak but hes my freak that i can throw at exorcist. lore wise aka according to the bullshit abilities #i gave to both embrace n bitch. bitch would win. because hes death personified. embrace is just some guy with spears speed n cosplay powers #i will not elaborate #anyway we are not gonna talk about how gay this became. i didnt do this they just started flirting in the middle of fighting its not my fau #“stop losing sight of me” is probably the gayest line ive written so far n ofc its fucking bitch edgelord that says it. stabs him with a pi #i am going insane over these two i think it shows #anyway im going to disappear for a bit unless theres something in the inbox. or i finish the other comic i was supposed to be working on

17 notes · View notes

daily-slugplush · 8 months ago

Text

day 76: ANOTHER kitty cat

#rain world #rw slugpup #daily slugplush #ill probably do one of these for each plushie i have #aka there'll be two more and nightcat's day is later in the month

26 notes · View notes

stan-joe · 1 year ago

Text

hey link click fans just to make your day worse I'm pretty sure the entire last few episodes happened on lu guang's birthday

#LG's watch date stamp directly IDs 22 October for the early morning that S1 ended on. which means that it's also the day S2 starts on #so Cheng Xiaoshi jail time Lu Guang not-dead reveal etc. is all the 22nd. next timestamps are that evening w/ Chen Bin's phone #but chen bin dies that night. and capt Xiao gets a head wound.#the time between then and the funeral day isn't explicitly established iirc BUT. everyone dressed up. Xiao's bandanges were still bloody.#SO it stands to reason that if attendees got cleaned up then the bandages would have been changed unless they were new in the first place #also no way nothing happened between those two events if they were more than a day apart #so Chen Bin's funeral is the 23rd. probably. that's the main maybe-inaccurate point this is all dependent on.#ep3 ends on golden hour and ep4 starts on daylight and new outfits. so next day. OCTOBER 24th aka Lu Guang's birthday.#okay new day they dive into Li Tianchen's photo and EVERYTHING ELSE HAPPENS THAT SAME NIGHT.#season 2 (with the exception of the aftermath clips at the end of ep12) ends some time after 3am on the morning of October 25th.#so safe to say Lu Guang had a subpar birthday. unless he's into Cheng Xiaoshi getting shot.#link click spoilers #shiguang dailiren #btw i could be wrong. crunchyroll and my laptop don't get along so im not really succeeding at verifying anything bc nothing will play.#and idk if this is a new observation but i haven't seen anyone bring it up so yk

60 notes · View notes

theboykingsmichaelsword · 2 months ago

Text

outsider pov was severely underutilized in spn like it's actually criminal the more you think abt it

#we get a few outside pov episodes but babes that's like giving a man two drops of water in a desert #you could probably say smth abt the correlation btwn spn's slow separation from gothic horror into a more sanitized version of itself #with their decision not to lean into their own protagonists weirdness and weirdness abt each other #via depicting them as firmly offputting when viewed at through an outside lens #ouroborous thy name is sam and dean winchester #not sure if i articulated this quite how i wanted but yeah #feel like they kinda talk abt it in the later seasons but the tone fluctuates instead of staying consistently disturbing with it #but maybe that's just the gothic horror girlie in me wanting more from a show that at the end of the day still had to air on cw #smth smth post-apocalypse samdean as frankenstein's monster #sam's s8 relationship w amelia paralleled with the creature's desire for a perfect mate in the absence of his actual true partner #aka dean who was stuck in purgatory and adding a new layer to sam's desire for intimacy #amelia as the theoretical perfect wife who's never realized bc the creature's other half returns #does this make sense idk anymore i need to nap #nothing to see here just my sleep-deprived ramblings into the aether #spn #supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #samdean #gencest #weirdcest #wincest #spn rewatch

5 notes · View notes

ratcandy · 4 months ago

Text

grounding techniques sound like such bs until you’re actually in the thick of it and suddenly find yourself counting shit you can touch and hear n etc and suddenly it’s like oh ok. Horrors are done

#aka. We had a moment 👍#but I’m ok now.#Helps having a very very clingy cat who sits on you as if she’s been trained to do that when she most certainly has not been #Anyyyyway. I need to get Diagnosed .#the one like non-catastrophizing thought I had in that mess ‘wow they weren’t kidding #this Girl can Need To Go Back to Therapy’#Realizing that thing ur previous therapist suggested you might have may actually have some weight to it. Like. Awww fuck #That’s like so much to deal with. I’d like to opt out of this mental health issue thanks.#Not adhd. The Other Thing. The Scary Thing (to me)#I’m dodging saying it because I’m in the phase of like ‘if I dont say it it’s not real’ where right now I can be in denial 👍#because I’m NOT diagnosed. I’ve just had two separate counselors tell me I probably have it. 👍#Which could mean nothing. <- lying to self #vent #<- I mean yes it counts so I’m tagging it as such #clamtalk #it’s 1am I need to bed . Long day tomorrow.

5 notes · View notes

fantasticalchaos · 1 year ago

Text

Swap Force 🔁 | Skytober #12

Skylanders Chosen: Wash Zone & Blast Buckler

My two swappers! (And the only two swappers I have ;w;)! Even if they’re starter Skylanders, I still hold them in high appreciation! :D

They’re talking about something. Maybe just some chill stuff, beating up enemies, etc.

#skylanders #skylanders fanart #skytober #skytober 2023 #Skylanders skytober #inktober #drawtober #my art #Look there’s only those two and Stealth Elf as the only Skylanders to play swap force #aka only the swap force starter pack #We’re so close to the ending (basically the level before you beat up Kaos’s mom)#I gotta finish it one day #Singleplayer mode probably #anyways enjoy these two cool dudes c:

13 notes · View notes

orcelito · 3 months ago

Text

Wonderful news, after a month of flossing almost every day, my gums are finally no longer bleeding every time I floss!! 😃

#speculation nation #which online says it should only take a week or two. but! i have gingivitis.#so a month is kinda expected BUT ALSO im genuinely happy that i do seem to be making progress #i hate flossing. but my dentist was like 'if you dont improve your dental habits you Will be losing teeth'#so like okayyyyyy ive been flossing most days and i got a tooth paste for shitty gums and ive been using a fluoride rinse #and the gum pockets aka how deep my gums go next to my teeth are still pretty deep #but stopping bleeding when i floss is the first sign of improvement. i will get healthier gums!!!#just need to keep the habit up. i swear i will show up to my next dentist appointment and get such a good grade #they'll congratulate me and tell me i did such a good job and then probably give me invisalign. and/or a tooth cap lol #both are things they mentioned at the last appointment. for things to do after i improved my gum health.#tooth cap for my tooth that is like a third just filling. bc i broke the tooth years back eating a sour patch kid lol #one of my molars. one of the four prong things just done broke off. prong is the wrong word but ya kno #anyways i have marvelously terrible dental health despite having been pretty good about brushing for a few years now #such is my lot in life. it's genetics. oh well it's getting better and that's what matters.

3 notes · View notes

timothylawrence · 1 year ago

Text

average blands fan experience

#ewbie.txt #i made up all this lore for a planet we dont know about and a company we know even less abt....#in my head katagawa is from eden 4 . and like eden 2 is just 'earth' aka where rhys vaughn yvette and probably tim are from #me creating my own day night cycles for promethea + eden 4 that will never see the light of day:#eden 4 has a four day week but longer days... iirc its like... 40hrish days... and two suns!! plus a lot of spaceships #i dont need a lore book jordan is my lore book

16 notes · View notes

lingeringscars · 1 year ago

Text

there is something very, very specific about the way shauna & nat understand each other. they've both done things that led to tragedy and because of that....things need to be worth it. shauna slept with jeff and jackie died over it (among other things). javi died in nat's place. shauna marries jeff because jackie dying needs to mean something so she'll mold herself into what jackie would have been. she doesn't get to move on. she stays right there where jackie is. nat and travis make a pact because javi dying has to be worth it. they keep falling back to each other because no one gets it like they do. travis asked for javi's help to save nat. javi screamed for nat's help to save him. nat let him die. that has to mean something. jackie dies and that has to be worth something.

they live while the people around them don't. they do the tasks no one wants, no one is grateful for, and they take the responsibility and the blame. they shoulder that shame. they get it.

do you still know how to do this?

she stared you in the eye and was going to pull the knife.

#cj don't come for me #saying this while watching 1x06 aka the ep where shaunatai became everything to each other. where they understand each other #in a way no one else can #but god shaunanat too #the way they're so linked in os many ways #the jealousy in the teen timeline but also the implicit understanding of bearing the weight no one else wants #nat who treks through the woods every day and takes the blame when nothing comes from it #shauna who does the cutting and no one bats an eye #adult shaunanat in 1x06 prove my theory that they hooked up after rescue probably but couldn't escape the jeff and travis of it all #bc of jackie and javi #in this essay i----#two sides of the same coin shit #muse: nat scatorccio #muse: shauna shipman #dyn: shauna x natalie

8 notes · View notes

nat-20s · 1 year ago

Text

BELOW 30 LIBRARY CHECK OUTS I BASICALLY HAVE MY LIFE TOGETHER 🎉🎉🎉🎉

#i also am getting $30 this paycheck so uhh im probably gonna buy like $25 of video games (aka the wandering village and the dredge dlc)#ALSO ALSO IN TWO DAYS ILL ONLY HAVE LIKE LESS THAN $300 ON MY CREDIT CARD WOOOOOO

8 notes · View notes

pyrosomatic-metamorphosis · 10 months ago

Text

remember kids. always procrastinate <- has been working for almost a full 24 hours catching up on procrastinated work