#aka a bathtub

[bo-and-zig]

She's in the void now.

[theonlyren]

This is my fridge.

This is my fridge 2 seconds after my team has realized I’ve opened it.

Any questions?

[xlcovo]

“I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath.”

-sylvia plath, the bell jar

[72mylove]

[faeannabelle]

hi guys im # blogging from the bath

[gl1tterybl00d]

Life is better in a bathtub

[sockdooe]

Voltron cats……….drawn on magma

[johnbleepingzoidberg]

hi im jesse and i go and get my hair professionally dyed for the sake of a cosplay because im a fucking idiot

[zayskingdom]

me when fortnite is more important then me

[imjustagirl365]

[stormyoceans]

Vice versa the series (if so, which ep) or the vv our skyy2 episodes

AS MUCH AS I LOVE JIGSAW AND DOMESTIC PUENTALAY AND OUR LITTLE FAMILY OF THREE NONE OF THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE WITHOUT QUEEN VICE VERSA THE SERIES LIKE OUR SKYY WAS JUST THE CHERRY ON TOP OF AN ALREADY DELICIOUS AND PERFECT SHOW

i simply can't get over how vice versa did everything right. from the very beginning to the very end, it never fumbled, not where it mattered, not with its characters and not with what it wanted to say. they had a vision and they carried it throughout the show in such a lighthearted yet deeply mature way and i love that so much. also puentalay's journey, both as characters and as a pairing, is so important to me TRULY THEE RELATIONSHIP DEVELOPMENT AND THEE CHARACTER GROWTH OF ALL TIME

as for the episode, i gotta go with real red. not only the entire first part is a masterpiece in storytelling and acting, but an episode 11 in a BL show that does not end with a break up or a separation but a REUNION?????? not to be petty but TALENTED BRILLIANT INCREDIBLE AMAZING SHOW STOPPING SPECTACULAR REVOLUTIONARY SUBVERSIVE GROUND BREAKING MIND BLOWING LIFE ALTERING IT WILL GO DOWN IN THE HISTORY BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!

(sleepover friday)

[byanyan]

also, more dumb cat-coded byan things i've been thinking about: naps in patches of sunlight

[turtle-hearrrrrrrt]

I torture dogs

Y’all… what do you guys do for a living… but describe it in the worst way possible.

[devotion-between-the-wheat]

in sta.r rail, if you idie between combat turns long enough, the characters will comment on it, often with impatience. but with the newest character, aka dr ra.tio, he says this:

like, what if we kissed with tongue. what if we did that.

[tojiphile]

ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION MEN + DICK HEADCANONS & SIZES

a/n. i wrote this last night at 5am while sleep deprived so the further it gets the more wack it gets LOL

cw/tw. f!reader, rough sex, blowjobs, dirty talk, slight exhibitionism, body hair, skinny penis, unprotected sex, for 18+ readers

MONKEY D. LUFFY

— 6.5” but thinks he’s average, so he doesn’t stretch it out with his abilities. not too girthy, but he makes up for it with his unrelenting stamina. it curves up against his stomach and leans left slightly. a little bit messy because he tried to shave it once and nicked himself, so he just settled with the hair. honey-toned towards the base and a deep red at the tip, especially when he’s raring to go.

— he wants to do it in every position, on every surface. he has you bent over the dinner table, one leg up and slamming into you mercilessly. he has you spread eagle in the bathtub, legs locked behind his back as he stuffs you full. it’s almost as if his dick is made for you, the curve perfectly abuses your g-spot as every orgasm overwhelms you, and you’re left a sobbing, babbling mess. he wants to know if he’s doing well, and he gets his answer when you chant “s— so, ah! good, fuck, d— don’t stop!” like a prayer.

RORONOA ZORO

— long, fat and heavy. he’s blessed with a stunning 7.3” length, though if anyone asks, he rounds down to make them feel more at ease. veiny. the mushroom tip is flushed purple, and it’s rests nicely on your tongue!! probably messy down there, he doesn’t see the point in shaving or trimming, but if you ask nicely, he’ll grunt, roll his eyes, and do it for you.

— you insisted that you didn’t need any prep, but as you straddled him, lining up your cunt with his cock, you soon realised your mistake. you have to spread yourself open, face scrunching up, and slowly sink down. he loves the feeling of your pussy walls fluttering as you start riding him. when your eyes flutter shut and your hips stutter, he takes control—holding you tight by the waist and fucking into you until you’re screaming.

SANJI VINSMOKE

— 6.4” and so so pretty. slender, with a pale shaft that leads into a rosy pink at the tip. it curves up and to the right. the carpet matches the drapes. he keeps it neat, though he probably doesn’t grow much hair anyway. he trims it once every few days, but he’ll never admit to it. smells the best AKA smells really clean, like soap.

— he goes crazy when you maintain eye contact and drop to your knees. you take his cock in hand, lifting it to run your tongue on the underside, tracing a prominent vein. you swirl your tongue around his sensitive head and his whole body is shaking, knees buckling as he chases that familiar high.

USUPP

— coming in at 5.8”, he makes up for it in his thick girth. when he jerks himself off, he can barely wrap his hand around it. he’s soooo sensitive that the wind can blow and he’s be hard. fat fat fat mushroom head that’s olive, golden-hued, and always oozing precum. heavy heavy balls. he might be clumsy and inexperienced, but his size alone is enough to make you drool. trims sometimes but only when he thinks he might get lucky.

— his hand grips your hair as you worship his cock, working magic with your mouth. as you jerk him off, you give small kitten licks to his leaking tip, tasting his salty precum. you whisper, “i want you” and before you know it, he has you pinned under him, rutting his thick cock into you desperately. his eyes are fixated on the way your cunt swallows him, and only strangled groans escape his lips.

BUGGY

— sorry buggy simps but he’s definitely a shower not a grower, though he still does comes in at a nice 6”! also, it’s ya boy, skinny penis. built like a tree branch but at least it’s really veiny, AND he knows how to talk you through it. so really, it might not be the most impressive but with his confidence when he’s fucking you? he’ll fuck you out and make you believe he’s 8” and 5”.

— he loves admiring your sopping cunt as it swallow him whole, your princess parts stretching to to accommodate his cock. he likes to fucks you. he presses you up against a window and fucks you from the back, choking you with his forearm and practically purrs, “taking me so well, ya dirty slut, fuckin’ cunt was made for my cock.”

SHANKS

— he doesn’t act like it buuuuuuut monster cock. it’s 7.8”, thick, and curved so much it slaps against his happy trail. let me tell you that when he sun tans, he does it naked. he lathers that horse cock up with sunblock and spreads eagle on the sand, hands behind his head, so he’s bronzed and beautiful. trims when he feels like it or if you ask, he doesn’t really think much about it.

— he doesn’t look like he’s putting in much effort when he fucks, barely breaking a sweat, but he has you writhing, hands gripping the sheets, eyes hazy and choking on your own spit. he knows what he’s doing to you. his thumb finds your clit, rubbing in delicate circles making you cum over and over again until you’re absolutely wrecked. when he’s close, he picks up the pace, grunting heavily, hips stuttering as he spills his seed inside of you. when he pulls out, he takes the time to finger fuck his cum back into you, your body shaking as you work through the aftershock.

[providencestrashcastle]

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