#aka Jonte ;)

[muppenthings]

Jonte took off his shoes to climb on the not-so danger noodle out of respect, so are there other customs people should follow when climbing/cuddling/walking around big folxs?

The taking off shoes was a very Jonte thing to do. He reasoned that he wouldn't like it if someone walked with their shoes on him (leaving shoeprints!), so he wouldn't do it to Alvin. He would prefer to not climb on him at all but the noodle refused to properly unfurl from his ball of coils. :,)

I'll only talk about Alvin/nagas because otherwise it'll be a neverending ramble. Nagas are generally feared because of their size and nature so there aren't any customs for civil interactions. More in the lines of how to avoid them, where to aim or hit if you're being attacked, how to safely remove one from your land etc.

But "Alvins humans" put some of this knowledge to good use! Like when approaching him they're aware of the wind direction. If it's in his direction then he'll be aware of their presence through scent so he won't be likely to startle then. It's generally good to make sure he's aware when people are around. When cuddling it's best for the naga to be awake. If he's asleep he could easily squeeze a fragile human too hard. If he's recently eaten then he'd rather not have anyone near/on his stomach either. He's awfully self aware (and Brian's not helping). ;o

[ilhoonftw]

johnny entertaiment monopoly is still there However they lost power after 1. the nonce founder went to hell aka kicked the bucket 2. late 2010s new wave of young actors started taking roles in dramas and get popular thus pushing out johnnys that used to get big roles just bc of company name or 'senior in lead role, rookie supportive character' model, many of them CAN'T act 3. since mid 2000s jont relied on pushing idola via variety and dramas, they became less competitive music-wise (sometimes they hired cool people to write them songs, i'll give them that) and since nonce is dead the non-johnny groups like jo1 started debuting and chipping away the market share

and they stick to traditional ways of running the company aka it stays in the family. smąp disbanded bc they had manager that was an outsider that tried to have more control, landed them gigs outside jent connections. so even tho tąckey might've done well sooner or later he would hit a roadblock aka the only people with decision power are directly connected to julie aka that nonce's niece. she's shady af like don't get me started. the rumours of her throwing drinking parties to bribe well-connected women where she had the idols "serve drinks" 🤢🤢🤢

[nicoverhaegen]

Milk of Lime 'Dozen'

“The fly is marking a mundane and uninvited companion of our human life. Its sudden appearance evokes a strange sense of familiarity while carrying heavy symbolism for our fleeting existence. It is an animal on the fine line between revulsion and beauty. Portraying the black iridescent body of this seemingly profane insect repels and attracts the eye equally and is forgotten with one incidental gesture of our hand.” A huge thank you to everyone who was involved in the making of this show. Your support means the world to us

Models in order of appearance: Lotta, Lisa-Marie, Augustina, Frederik, Daria, Lea, Kingsley, Martin, Soleil, Vanessa, Jonathan, Lafayette, Jonte, Anna, Subin, Laura, Luca, Artyom, Thalo, Polina

Creative Direction: Julia Ballardt & Nico Verhaegen

Styling: Charlotte Buchal

Casting: Moritz Alte

Soundtrack: Adriaan De Roover

Camera operator: Leon Moss

Choreography & Runway: Rozalie Klimesova

MAKE-UP TEAM (Tools provided by ELLIS FAAS)

Lead: Jenneke Croubels

1st assistant: Maria Ovejero

Assistants: Naomzz, Samantha Pottmaier, Darja Crainiucenco, Eva Herbohn, Mai Anh

HAIR TEAM (Products: Balmain Hair Couture)

Lead: Sanne Schoofs 1st assistant: Robbe Vermaeten

Assistants: Evara Collin, Liesbeth Cobbaert, Sinan Salihovic, Eavan Derbyshire, Taiga

BACKSTAGE PHOTOGRAPHY Kaj Lehner, Oriane Verstraeten, Lucinde Wahlen, Theresa Huber, Saeeda Shabbir, Lewin Berninger, Kevin Duong, Hieronymus Ahrens & Eva Weinkötz

Ceramic Jewelry: 3sechzig

Floral Styling: Studio Linné

Special thanks to: Viktoria Ballardt Sanne Schoofs Robbe Vermaeten Jenneke Croubels Maria Ovejero Moritz Alte Charlotte Buchal Adriaan de Roover Michael Cashmore Thomas Maria Stoehr Pauline Moos Kaj Lehner Oriane Verstraeten Lucinde Wahlen Kerstin Geffert Sara Springer Eva Weinkötz Marie Giselbrecht Alexis Mersman Jana Heinemann Bavo Verhaegen Lauren Bouden Alex Weinkötz Julia Geissler aka 3sechzig Daniel Ohlhäuser Larissa Ballardt Annick Peeters Gery Verhaegen Amina Shabbir Manuela Garcia Daimy Van Caudenberg Jacob Griffith Moritz Schlesinger Nicklas Jendryke Eva Degols Lalo Gonzales Victoria Huisman Zoë Derks Kim Peers Frederik Lovric Liederley Sasha Yatsiuk Maurice Thys Nele Visschers Doron Beuns Magdalena Balkowski & the Zeiss Großplanetarium Team Andreas Baßler Thijs Faas & the Ellis Faas team Balmain Hair Couture Scott Lipinski Christiane Arp Stefan Brunner & the FCG team Elke Timmerman Jasmien Wynants Polina Gribanova Rozalie Klimesova Lisa-Marie Krakehl Emma Krakehl Pia Ulrich (…)

[mtgc858]

Whats this?

A new Trollge file oc?

Meet Twister aka Jimmy Tomson

And a doodle for him.

Some info on Twister.

Jimmy was a young man(Age is unkown but he claims that we was around 20 somthing or 30 so they just guessed,He only knows but won't say) who wanted to be a amazing male dancer with classical music and such.

However, A lot of people like his boss's liked to use him for money and popularity with his dancing and didn't care if he wanted time to himself or if he got hurt.

One day he over heard his boss's talking about it and he got so angry and betrayed he left without saying anything except a note saying his thoughts and how he is done with his job.

After a week later he was packing stuff to go to his home town but was meet by a stranger at the door, Next thing he knew was somthing happened and he was now a trollge creature based off of a wooden doll.

He realized his abillity to move his body and jonts anywere and he got happy knowing he is even better then he was before so now he smiles.

Extra

Twister is very friendly and polite like his past self and doesn't like hurting others that much despite his apearince.

I picture Bf and Gf would meet him on a mission and would'nt trust him as soon as they saw him but the more they sang together they realized he ment no harm and just wanted to be taken back to his containment and only ecaped cause he need more heaters lol.

He loves dancing and music cause of his past but hates it now when others watch him without him knowing, He thinks they will take advantge of him like his boss's did in the past so he gets really angry when the agents come in without saying a warning first.

Now that's my boy Twister....I hope you love him ^^

[lackwhen]

HARLEM PRIDE from LAQUANN DAWSON on Vimeo.

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President of Harlem Pride: Carmen Neely

Director of Video Production LaQuann Dawson

Hosts: Harmonica SunBeam Dave Bridgeforth

Performances in order of appearance: Harmonica SunBeam Keith Boykin Precious Jordan Cooper Brandon Gray Nia & Ness Harlem Parade: DP/ Editor- Linden Baptist DPEditor of 00:00-00:52- Chris Fox Kelly Second Camera - Sekou Luke EP- CJ South Producer- Dnay Baptist Production Coordinator- Terry Kenard Barnes Production Assistant - Olivia Brummet & Vegas Valentine Gabriel Lawson aka Gabriel The Angel: Olutayo Jonte’ Moaning, DNay Baptist & Amandy Fernandez BBoy Blues Movie Cast & Jussie Smollett June’s Diary: Directors: Derek Blanks, Lauren Johnson Director Of Photography - Nyrell Griffith, Tim Johnson Creative Director (Way Off) - J. Bolin Designer ( Way Off Performance) - Albert Montris Stylist - June’s Diary, J. Bolin Editors - Will Sikora, Tim Johnson Sound - Tim Clifton, Donnie Lyle, Collin Morrison for Vybe Chyle Inc. Gaffer - Sean Cokes Artist- June’s Diary Very Special Thank You to ShowBiz Is Production & Management Inc. and Spirit Airlines Very Special Thank You to all the JuneBugs and Fans, Family & Friends..

Elected Official Messages: Council Member Mark Levine Lieutenant Governor Kathy Hochul Assembly Member Inez Dickens Manhattan Borough President Gale Brewer Senator Brad Hoylman Assembly Member Al Taylor Assembly Member Daniel O’Donnell NYS Comptroller Thomas P. DiNapoli

Harlem Pride Board of Directors: Carmen Neely, President Michael E. Hodge, Treasurer Dave Bridgeforth, Chairman of Entertainment

[angxii]

The Rundown In The Morning

Tuesday October 16th, 2018

Ending Song: Sailing Not Selling (Lucci Lui)

Angie: Whats up people, Good Morning, Good Morning...we hope your early morning commute to wherever the fuck you going is a safe one. Streetwalkers should be counting they stacks from the night by now.

PJ: (laughing) they got to get they bag too

Angie: I’m sayin. I’m not knockin they job. (Laughs) no but seriously, all you guys, everybody out there, at the end of the day, are hustlers. You got to make your ends meet, don’t be an ass, don’t be lazy, get up, and get to work and stay working. Doesn’t matter what you do. We all hungry out here and everybody gotta eat.

PJ: you preaching this morning. That’s the truth.

Angie: alright we got that positive energy out of the way, This is your fabulous host Angie Formerly known as BLAQUEPUSXXY AkA Queen of Gutta Rap and I’m along side my partner and crime, the Divo’, Fashion extraordinaire...Picasso Jonte also known as...(drumbrolls)

PJ: you too extra (Laughing) let’s just keep it simple...PJ.

Angie: I was trying to give you a good intro.

PJ: you giving me a headache instead with all that drum rolling. It’s too damn early.

Angie: (cracks up) you need a pick me up.

PJ: And you need a come back down.

They both start laughing as the crew laughs as well.

Angie: Well it’s a good morning PJ! Let me tell you why.

PJ: Let me know bae...

Angie: Versace is having a boy one. We didn’t know what she was having this whole time. In the Promo ad for love and Hip Hop She let it slip, but anyway, congrats are in order for her. When is she having the baby tho?

PJ: There was a report that she was in labor already.

Angie: (shocked) for real? Oh, wow, isn’t it a little too early tho?

PJ: Yea, I don’t think she is due just yet.

Angie: ok this is new. We will definitely keep her and her family in our prayers.

PJ: (Gives her a look)

Angie: What?

PJ: If Brim is apart of that prayer, I don’t want no parts.

Angie: oop! Whet?! What you talking about.

PJ: There’s some tea bags in the mist. Would you care for some? I have a lil box full.

Angie: oh my god. What are you about to tell me? It’s too early for this.

PJ: Sources are saying that Brim is partying more, in and out of strip clubs, there was one source, a female lady rather, who said she saw him leaving the club with 3 of the strippers that work with her.

Angie: 😳🤭 YOU LYIN.

PJ: That’s what’s in the streets.

Angie: Noooo, I was rooting for Brim! This can’t be true though. Now I did hear shit about the partying. I’ve seen him at a few, but the most he does though is drink and smoke. Now I’ve seen him with a group of guys that have girls within that group, but I never thought anything of it because some of his friends may be single and you know how that goes. But this??? Damn I hope it’s not true. DONT LET IT BE TRUE LAWD!

PJ: Sip on it girl. (Clinks his cup of tea with hers)

Angie: I got to marinate on this a little bit. Alexa play “Damn” by Tiffany Bleu. (Laughs) No, jokes aside, we will be right back, enjoy some Tiff Tiff..

Radio Rotation: “Damn” (Tiffany Bleu)

Angie: Hello, we are back! (Laughing) we just really trying to get our life right now. PJ over here drooling over some new eye candy that’s joining Season 3 of Love and Hip Hop. Who’s new?

PJ: Demetrius Cartier’s brother Nehamiah is among the newest man on the Season. We seen him a little on Season 2, fresh out of the joint, and making hits. “Say AH” is my shit.

Angie: He’s a cutie too.

PJ: Yes Gawd.

Angie: I can’t wait to see how this plays out. Dem has been through some ups and Downs with Estonia. So to see him having to mend that and then mend things with his brother...it should be interesting. He’s managing him right?

PJ: Who?

Angie: is Dem managing his brother?

PJ: Yes. It’s confirmed. And he is no longer managing Estonia.

Angie: I’m rooting for them too. They can be so great. Like Jay Z and Beyoncé great, my opinion.

PJ: Hmmm. Maybe Oprah and Stedman great.

Angie: I’m not about to play with you. Hahahaha. This fool said Oprah and Stedman. I’m so dead.

PJ: It’s the truth. Another fresh face but familiar to the spotlight is Sophia, Supersleaz’s sister. I’ve always liked her better.

Angie: (shakes her head) I like them both. Selena is just upfront and more real. I don’t think she likes the attention as people think she does. She’s about her fans and that husband of hers. Sophia is more of a face girl to me. I’m not knocking her talent. I just think she’s more of a socialite and of course she is gorgeous too. She’s the more like...

PJ: Prettier one?

Angie: I don’t like you. (Laughs) no they are both sexy as fuck. You hating right now. We will be right back y’all (Laughing) Rachel give us the weather please...

[joejacksonmayorofthegreenli-blog]

Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of concerned riders discussing the abduction and sexual assault of the female at Naylor Road Station last night, die hard Redskin fans who will continue to talk trash and stand up for their team no matter how many ass whoopings they take, pissed off Redskin fans blaming their loss on Mr Butt Fumble aka That bamma sorrydenahmug, off the hook #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of uppity hood sexy honeys with a tight food stamp card connects, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in mean mugging young mothers pushing cute bushy haired babies in strollers, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on wake and bakers and riders who hate their jobs, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of loud petite rookie fly girls who'd proudly cuss you out if you asked their loud asses to keep it down, disgusted looking riders who'll make the Green Line a memory if they get a car, and super tight Green Line Honeys who enter the train like they own the jont, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of fake ass bammas wearing borrowed skinny jeans, and a 0% chance you see Mark Sanchez and Muriel Bowser being chased by a bunch of young Soufeast residents yelling "GET Y'ALL BAMMA ASSES OUT OF OUR TOWN MOE!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonPost #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #Anacostia #CongressHeights #Ward8 #MumboSauceForMayor https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq9xBM9hk2M/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gmc0lrfvi8o8

[megga845]

These two.... Sai aka take it & run (left) The Yanks & Jonte aka pancakes aka I will smack u! (right) Dem Locklary boys up next (at Newburgh Housing Authority)

[travelforone-blog]

3 Dage i Nord, foreplay

#lightbreezebaby #puredk #braverthantheelements #no

This is how we felt going there ...

Info

What: 3 Dage i Nord - set of 3 races in hell Where: fucking the other side of the wall of the north AKA Nordjylland Who: Glenn, Macke P, Jonte, Miha How: drive about 1500km in a Golf variant blue motion TDI 7 speed with white interiors (not anymore hahaha) Weather: slight overcast with light breeze from the south ... NOT Bikes: 2 Cannondale supersix evo, 2 Meridas reacto, 2 fulcrum racing zero spare wheels

Random fun facts

Hotels visited: 3 Breakfast rescheduled to earler than hotel defined times: 2 Buffes attacked: 2 (shit Danish, amazing Lebanese) McDonalds: 2 (Glenn big menu: big mac menu with extra big mac, used to be called Malmö FF menu in Sweden?) Pizzerias: 1 (Comment: kebab pizza is ok, but far from Malmö quality) Beers consumed: 4 Beer alcohol content: 4.2 - 4.5% #piss Bauhauses spotted from confusingly far distance: 1 Cycling stores called to ask for neoprene gloves: 6 Stores that had neoprene gloves: 0 Big bridges passed: 3 Double rainbows seen: 1 Police cars: 1 in Denmark, 2 in Malmö Closest we got to running out of gas on E45: 10km Music played: yodl, turbofolk, trap, hiphop, skånsk klassiker, house (yes, in that order) Amstel gold races watched: 2 Pictures taken: 23 Hashtags invented: 2 Hipster clubs joined: 1 Glenn's reaction time when a rainbow appears; forever Glenn's reaction time when I drive 115 where 110: 0.02 seconds New terms invented: 1 (to do a Glenn)

Races

Play this if you feel like an observer on the outside:

The Blackened Sea by Sea Witch

Play this if you feel like being inside the action:

Döda Vägar by Mylingar

If you don't like it go listen to Aviiiiiiici or something, lemme know how it fits ...

Sparekassen Thy løbet

Track 4x24km lap with 3 climbs at least the size of Slagelse last climb (which is considered huuuuge), or, think Vinningebacken, the whole deal ... kantvind between climbs, no shelter most of the time. It felt pretty much the whole lap was uphill ... Weather pouring rain, 3 degrees, strong wind from south Jonte's comment: ehhh, it's only 90km, how hard can it be Pre race Breakfast too late, arrived to race too late, Garmin not working, pissing rain and cold, no warmup ...

Action

45 strong start, start onto open roads Whole peloton is killing it downhill at about 60-70kmh Everyone trying to position left and right Internal intermezzo: Kinda reminded me of an Eslöv gran fondo I did when at the end of the first part of the big road all the old fat Vättern dudes with too expensive bikes starting pushing forward over the whole road and taking selfies and shit just before we hit that kantvind where they all dropped ... . Something like that, yeah ... just ... in a different universe ... AAAANYHOW We enter the port, pushing it to the front so I can hit the climb positioned well Climb is loooong, kantvind, and zee germans attack Enter pain Hanging in there Made it to the top, ughhh Glasses fogging up, fuck, I overdressed ... Climb 1/3 done Some corners, I slip a bit back, we start descending We're going like 50 into some medvind it seems Out of nowhere a crash, two guys go down, start sliding accross the road, everyone starts braking and as theh do, they go down, I am like ... iiiiiii I see myself down, left, right, I see Jonte fight his bike on my rigth, I see people riding in grass, I see mysel ... ah, an opening inbetween 3 bodies and 4 bikes ... NAILED IT and now there is a gap FUCK there is the main group, 6-7 guys with Glenn chasing and me chasing them ... I make it, eventually, fucking pushing like 400-500w down a hill ... So I make it to this group which has like 5-10s gap to leaders, dead Couple of guys work, Glenn passes, I hang in the back Some more dudes take turn, Glenn passes Fuck, we need to close the gap, we're so close ... FUCK IT, I'LL DO IT I join in and do a monster pull, bringing us to like 10m gap Signal to change, enter corner and behold, CLIMB #2 LAdies and gentlemen, that is from now on known as a Glenn: leadout the group into a climb and get dropped FIX MY LAMP Enter pain We reach the top and pretty much all 6 guys passed me, but we made contact OHHHHH, YES, FUCK YES Some shady roads, left, right, a descend, a u-turn and KANTVIND and zee germans attack The attack kills the group, we are now 3 groups, leading 7-8, chasing 10 guys and girls and chasing chasing 5 of us By this point I am holding on for my life We're not gaining I take a pull We're not gaining long, looooooooooong kantvind section with a clearly visible climb #3 in the distance We're not gaining Try to take a turn, legs are numb Slide back FUCK THIS SHIT I AM DONE DROP ride nice and easy to finish FML Fun fact: people started: 45, people finished: 13

To be continued ...

I will post the other two races separately. Apparently people have very ... (checks facebook) ... short attention span so the posts seem ... (checks instagram) ... long to them since they cannot ... (ah, event invite, let's put interested) ... stay focused for more than ... what was I saying again? Ah yes ... I guess real life canont be described by only #hashtags and contains more emotions than just 👍. Yeah? 🖕🖕

These help me do what I love, go pay them a visit: Musette 184 RACEDAY

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