#airitime law

[kittyoverlord]

You don't need a waiver in the air.

[wizardofpalmsprings]

“Airitime Law” sounds like something Lord Squak Arivis would have come up with. The Lords of the Wing would have eaten that shit up. They’d be fucking delighted by a boat in Grandfather’s sky. Does the Green Hunter and the Jeremy Renner movie of it exist in Fantasy High? I must know

[sea-buns]

I really like how they had that one bit in fhsy where Gorgug was "Skipper" while the van was a boat, and then Zac WAS Skipper in aso as the crew's pilot, and now Gorgug is quite literally the pilot of a flying ship. It's all coming together under Airitime Law.

[aberwrath]

“Rock the boat” can be summed up in the following way.

• Airitime Law

• Almonds

• Gerard Neigh

• Crystal Meth

• Live Mas

• Blimey

• Always pee pregnant

• Haunted wizard clone mini golf extravaganza

• Psychic lobotomy

[i-said-blimey]

It was overshadowed (for obvious reasons) but Zac's "airitime law" deserves so much love

[theindefinitearticle]

The shadows of great and terrible d20 discourse are passing beneath me but luckily under airitime law they cannot touch me

[islandoforder]

zac making the airitime law joke multiple times is precious to meeee

[operationslipperypuppet]

you know, airitime law.

[brennansdice]

also airitime law was so funny and such a great start for the episode. zac oyama i love you

[gingisnap]

Thrilled that Zac doubled down on ‘airitime law’

I love him

[dimension20quotes]

Fantasy High: Junior Year Episode 18 Quotes

Back to all Fantasy High: Junior Year quotes

"Ain't no party like a Seacaster party cause a Seacaster party blows up."

"And that's all for this episode of Dimension 20 Fantasy High: Junior Year. Blimey."

"Eugenia. Bard to rogue. It's all a fucking lie. I love to fucking lie."

"How did you think she got pregnant?"

"I have 13 hit points and no Dex. Why was I up here? Why?"

"I knew this bitch was old money. I could smell it on him."

"I stepped out of the Dome for two seconds and we just determined that the person I said would, on a success, dissolve is pregnant."

"If it is a zero, one, two, three, or four, so there's a 50% chance that the act of divine mystery that saves the world is British Kristen saying 'blimey'."

"If this is how this works, I don't know that this show will ever recover."

"I'm going to do a short matcha ceremony. It always makes the meth go down smooth."

"I'm not concentrating, just trying to be alive."

"It looks like he truly thinks Porter is a great name for a god."

"I've never had a battle episode have Adventuring Party energy in it before."

"Now if this is a zero or a one, I could see a world where I quit."

"So...picture the ocean. You can do whatever you want cause it's maritime law."

"That's my life motto, gas and ram."

"There's too many dragons. We gotta keep just shooting grandma and gassing it."

"This guy was a fun World War II pilot in Episode 1, and in Episode 19 or 18, he is a meth head."

"We're allowed to drink because it's airitime law."

"What do you not get? Everyone at this party has to have some bad baby milk, you have to drive the house that is a boat through the sky to the gym."

"Wow, damn. Would never worship."

"You had your chance, and what you did was say 'blimey'."

[impulsivesuperrobin]

between zac’s airitime law and murph’s gerard neigh i just know this episode is gonna be good and nothing will go wrong

[y-ddraig]

Shirt with the Nightmare King overlayed on a Union Jack (Not Union flag because of Airitime law) with text saying "Blimey"

Is this anything

[number1rizgukgakstan]

FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 18 LIVEBLOG

It's that time again! Spoilers below the cut!

The only CW being underage drinking + drug use is fascinating- I assume that means no one dies? At least, not like Buddy did.

I'm SO excited looking at that set it's so fucking cool. The crackling in the fake clouds? HOLY SHIT the modeling team went OFF I love their work.

I FORGOT JAWBONE'S THERE. AND SO IS EUGENIA. This is so insane I'm so excited.

"Airitime law" God I love you so much Zach you are SO FUNNY

The WHOLE school is here that's so funny. Does this mean the clubs Riz joined are going to come into play?? GERTIE??? GERTIE???? HEY GERTIE???

The divine domain idea is so fascinating but I would like to say- imagine worshiping a god named Porter. I'm crying laughing.

CURSED GOLD PIECE??? FUCK YEAH GO FOR IT FABIAN

RAGH IS HERE??? FUCK YEAH!

Okay we're getting the NPCS set up? Fuck yeah

FIG NO WHY ARE YOU WANDA CHILDA???? THATS SO FUNNY. Gerard Neigh I'm CRYING. I love Armor of Ayda and the Spirit Guardians.

VULTURE KING LIVER + TALON FOR FABIAN In BAD! BABY! MILK!

WHY IS GORGUG SWALLOWING THE HEART LIKE A PILL??? INSANE

EAT THE FEATHER??? FIG YOU DON"T HAVE TO EAT IT ITS JUST WHEN BROKEN [sobs]

"You're wearing an Orangutang mask and the skull of the Vulture King?"

"And I'm speaking Vulture.

"And you're speaking Vulture."

Adaine is so brilliant I love her.

K2 giving Kristen basically a whole extra turn is so funny. We love K2.

They have so many spells prepared I love it. Fabian's party sounds sick as hell. Even the Bad Baby milk sounds fun. Disgusting but fun.

I feel like using the NMK against Kristen is a bad idea but will have terrible consequences for Kristen, who's silly goofyness has been coming back to bite them. IDK we'll see

Fabian faking it till he makes it is SO FUNNY.

Baby and Baby Baby being here's so fucking funny. Let's go Baby and Baby Baby!

Fabian's HOUSE burning down would be devastating but maybe it'd make his mother come home

CANNONS!!! PUT BABY BABY ON THE CANNONS

They have to DO ELECTIONS and RUN THE PARTY WHILE FIGHTING??? BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN THIS IS INSANE I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

Kristen and K2 helping Riz load the canon is so wholesome. They're such a great team

NOOOO FABIAN HAS THE PACMAN TATTOO [laughing crying] RIP

1/4th of the party voting in one turn is absurd. Fabian's charisma is INSANE i love this man and his conga line

Jawbone once again completely out of the loop and just going with it is great.

I now see why Sprak has his own art.

The music video idea was genuis. Emily Axford is such a quick thinker and her performance as Fig is top-knotch.

Oisin summoning dragons breaks my heart. NOOO you were so cool :( now Adaine has to Furious Fist Mega Punch you to death

This fight is honestly so fucking metal. The music video, Fabian killing a dragon singlehandidly, Riz murdering two with the canons, all the Dex saves, Gorgug's excellent driving, JAWBONE, the voting drive... honestly I'm so proud of the Bad Kids and how far they've come.

ANOTHER GORGUG NAT 20 HOLY SHIT! Zac's really fucking it up right now. 7d12 is absurd

Wanda Childa running the party is so insane and I love it. It's Emily Axford's world and we're just living in it.

Eugenia Shadow is amazing. Best NPC by far.

"Can I bring a vulture to give me the help action?" absurd request. brennan's face was brilliant. Again: ITS EMILY AXFORD'S WORLD AND WE'RE JUST LIVING IN IT.

The fight. Every moment was incredible. They really did slay those god damn dragons. No one had to make a single death save. The party was popping. Fig was constantly being the fucking COOLEST. Fabian telling Gorgug not to crash his parent's boat. Eugenia Shadow telling Riz he's the best student she's ever had. It was brilliant. Excellent.

"Sorry Oisin, shouldn't have been such a douchebag, we're gonna kill your grandma now" BRILLIANT. 10/10. I love it.

AS SOON AS SHE SAID DIVINE INTERVENTION I FUCKING CHEERED. K2 DIES TO SAVE THE WORLD BY SAYING "BLIMEY" NOT FUCKING CLICKBAIT.

Zac doing the dm bit is so funny.

K2 not knowing shit and pulling off a miracle is such pure Kristen its so fucking brilliant. THE UNCERTAINTY OF MAYBE BEING PREGNANT IS INSANE. I love Ally Beardsley.

Brennan's reaction to the pregnancy bit is so fucking funny. They broke this man's spirit in the funniest way possible.

"Haunted Wizard Clone Mini Golf Lightning Extravaganza" is the single funniest string of words imaginable. Brennan Lee Mulligan you are my favorite comedian ever.

"How much of this can we cut out, do you think?" Ally this is your bed, you have to lie in it, I'm so sorry. Funniest roll of all time.

WE ALMOST GOT THE GOLD TORNADO?? NOOOOOO.

Circling back, the flavor of Armor of Ayda is so cute. Ayda's protection is always over Fig no matter where she is.

THEY FUCKING DID IT GANG! Now for the penultimate battle! :]

The previews are making me go insane. RATGRINDERS FIGHT RATGRINDERS FIGHT RATGRINDERS FIGHT!

"I think I have to try" is making me so fucking excited. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING FIG????

LETS FUCKING GO! NEXT WEEK BABYYYYYY

[brainrockets]

Zac. Airitime Law. What a great bit.

[poisonquinzell]

Zac oyama the man that you are airitime law