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Really looking forward to the fallout when Elon musk, world's most divorced guy, has a complete fallout with trump
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#i think we should just say ''dykes or whatever''#and if anyone has follow up questions we just ''idk you figure it out''
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buffyverse meme // (3/5) quotes
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the onion buying infowars in cooperation with the sandy hook families is the first thing that has felt like justice in a while.
especially since it seems like it happened in full view of alex jones and his lawyers because they basically just skimmed the paperwork and were like well, their number is smaller than ours. what idiot would go for that?
#if i could speak as an animal for a moment and not a moral or political creature i hope alex jones gets torn apart by wild horses#the closest to this is when milo yiannopolosis was working sell weird antiques on some nazi cable show?#infowars#and also undeniably it is funneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird
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Director: okay kj so in this scene archie finds out veronica is married and he's happy for her but secretly devastated and jealous.
Kj apa devoting 90% of his attention to being american: wow ronnie nice rock! :) I wish I had a husband :(
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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters
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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal
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without irony: we have got to start feeding these freaks to lions again
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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
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Jacob and Vic are consistently one of my favorite dropout duos I enjoyed watching them work off eachother
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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money
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There's a committee asking for public comment on the social media minimum age bill - but they only referred the bill to a committee yesterday and public submissions are due TODAY.
Seriously??? Labor just really wants to rush this bad idea through without proper consultation or thought???
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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow
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i am going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health and relationships* make it through this year if it kills me
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