#airbrushed everything omg

[girlatrocity]

happy birthday himiko ♥️

[royal-confessions]

“Why is Kensington Palace feeding the narrative of the internet by giving the public a manipulated photo? The most sensible thing to do is just letting the POW get better and not drag her into more scandal. The whole thing went from silly memes to real-concern and eerie vibes so fast.” - Submitted by Anonymous

“Now I definitely think something weird is going on with the Waleses after the media issued a kill notification for the Mother's Day photo on suspicion of it being manipulated! What is going on with them... or at the least, what is going on with their PR??” - Submitted by Anonymous

“Beyond any conspiracy theory, it's worrisome that the world's largest news agencies, AP, AFP, and Reuters, withdrew the Wales portrait, citing manipulation.” - Submitted by Anonymous

“I personally believe that the British Royal Family is the finest PR machine in the world. However, I find it hard to understand why they sent out a picture that clearly shows signs of AI. It's really sad for Kate, as she can't recover in peace due to one PR disaster after another” - Submitted by Anonymous

“I was having a laugh with all the crazy memes about Kate going MIA... until today. :/”- Submitted by Anonymous

“Wow so KP try to fool us with a badly photoshopped photo of Kate and her kids! Can we really trust them after this, is Kate okay, are they hiding something serious?” - Submitted by Anonymous

“Not Kensington Palace getting a community note because they posted a fake photo 😂” - Submitted by Anonymous

“AFP issuing a "kill" notification for a portrait distributed by KP is a disgrace. Anyone with the slightest knowledge in communications know how terribly serious that is from a PR perspective. Extremely concerned for Kate.” - Submitted by Anonymous

“I seriously feel sick to my stomach with this Kate situation. I just want everything to go back to normal.” - Submitted by Anonymous

“I thought media outlets were merely being overly picky with Kate's Mother's day photo, but then I saw pointed out examples (eg. Kate's blurred right hand)... which makes the whole thing feel like a weird conspiracy cover-up. o.O” - Submitted by Anonymous

“The whole Mother’s Day picture scandal. Omg😂😂 the Catherine conspiracies are getting out of control” - Submitted by Anonymous

“This whole Kate thing is being handled so poorly. It seemed there was no prior planning for her "planned" surgery. Then she apparently "pap walked" in the car photo with Carole to put rumors to rest. The Mother's Day pic had such obvious signs of heavy editing though (copy/paste used to merge photos together - wow). The car pic of her with William barely shows her. Does whoever is managing this WANT people to worry? Because if so, they're hugely successful! Produce solid proof of life already!” - Submitted by Anonymous

“People think that all the attention on Catherine is because she hasn't work since December and that makes her super relevant. It's not like that, it's because her PR team are completely useless and have made her absence look incredibly suspicious. "Where's Kate?" It's just a testament to the terrible team that works for Wales.” - Submitted by Anonymous

“OMG the KP staff are completely useless! It's time to hire competent people and not just yes-men, William.” - Submitted by Anonymous

“A lot of people are misunderstanding photogate, the issue isn’t the fact the photos are edited, we already know Kate looks nothing like her wrinkle free airbrushed portraits. The issue is the fact Kensington Palace lied, they claimed this was a brand new photo William took for Mother’s Day, that’s not true and is making people more suspicious about what’s happening to Kate.” - Submitted by Anonymous

[kazehita]

Hello!!! I love your art so much, especially the way you render!! Do you have any tips, tutorials, etc on rendering?? Be as detailed or curt as you like, I'm just hoping to improve my skills -- and I hope to see more art from you, in any form!!! You're a fantastic artist !!!! Have a good day :)

Sorry for the delay in answering this, I wanted to answer it well!!!

Here's my typical 5-step process:

flats

he has been flatted. You'll notice I also colored the lineart at this stage as well! Also, I do work with the background at the same time, but I have hidden it here for simplicity.

2. Cell shade shadows

I used to skip cell shading and just ball with my rendering, but I have found starting out like this is much faster!!

3. Airbrush shadows and colors

I did two things here, one is just a touch of airbrushing the colors into eachother, to help make everything more harmonious. The other is to airbrush colors onto my shadows! I set that layer to multiply, and mess around until something looks a little like I want.

4. Painting

This is the time sink - there's no getting around it, it just takes forever!! It's a lot about making the dark areas darker, and artifically injecting some color diversity - I like to diversify shades, and just slap on slight hue shifts as i go, and if it sucks I just paint over it some more. I draw different colors into eachother (look at the black shirt above, see how i bring in the tan and whites into the grey?) and add detail and texture. It's a little hard to explain beyond that, hmm... Do let me know if you have specific questions about it!

5. bedazzle and effects

I add extra highlights to the highlights, maybe a sparkle or two on a hard edge, hash lines for texture, and occasionally I also do screentones in shadows. Also, importantly, i blur things that shgould be out of focus! See on the arms and legs here - the bottom image has them blurred more intensely the further they are from the focal point. It's a small thing, but this effect goes a long way!

Annd done!

It's the little things that make a rendered piece sing! A balance between detailing and speed is a tricky one to figure out - I'm still working on that myself!

Also, there's two different ways I render at the moment, one is the quick-messy for sketches, which is what I've done for most of my fanart lately, but I assumed that you were asking about my full process so I went into detail on that. Tho if you're curious about my sketch rendering, anyone is welcome to ask me about that as well!

(there is little method to this madness though, haha)

Omg wait I had forgotten, a few months ago i was making a mini art guide about some tips and tricks

I lost motivation but if anyone is actually interested do let me know and maybe i'll finish it hjsdhjfghjs

Anyway, thank you so much anon!!!!! wah!!!!!!! Your kind words mean the world to me ;w; They fill me with strength and joy1!!!!!! thank you so much!!!!!!!!

[nocek]

omg what brushes and program do you use?

Oh I'm not sure this answer will be very usefull from amount of brushes listed. I have very few faves actually and mostly like them because they help me circumvent my perfectionism.

So right now I'm using Clip Studio Paint but I've been using Photoshop for a looooong time. Till they pissed me off too much with adobe adobeness. That's why part of my brushes are originally photoshop ones I've ported to CSP.

I mostly do linearts, like overly detailed ones, like this closeup:

Which I used DAUB FunnyGranny2 and back in PS times (and also now sometimes) I've used Kyle's Drawing Box - Animator Pencil 2016 from Kyle Webster (now available for free with PS as far as I know? still I had bought them ages ago and just ported it to CSP, works ok)

I like those two brushes because they are slightly grainy and aren't 100% smooth which helps me not to be as precious about smoothness. Otherwise I'd be smoothing it over and over again. Also they loose a bit of opacity with lighter touch which I like :)

I also like the Belgian Comics Smoother from Kyle's Inbox. It's very smooth but has a nice shape so I use it for touchups on color flats and lettering.

As for my more recent spiderverse comics of following close up:

I need to make them quick so everything is on 2000x2000 canvas and is linearted with DAUB - Fluid Ink Chisel 2 set permanently on size 30 so I won't be tempted :D It may not be grainy but I like how it changes it size and opacity with pressure and how it changes it's shape with direction of line.

Besides that I mostly use flat colors (I love the Lasso Fill tool in CSP) and regular soft airbrush too add some gradients.

I don;t use them that often but I also like Mirre's markers + blender if I do some actual shading but I also use Kyle's gouaches then.

And that's about it :)

[guzekna]

Helllo helloooo!

I was just wondering what kind of brushes you use? I just love the dreamy and sketchy vibe of your pieces

Omg hiiii Air!!! (0w0)/

I mostly use the first two brushes for um..everything!! Im so in love with the first one because it's absolutely comfortable!! It mostly for lineart, but i can also color with this one But usually i color and do light/shadows with an airbrush + it gives a noisy blurring effect i really like :з

The third brush is for coloring too, but i use it rarely because watercolor brushes is difficult to control + my drawing app often freezes when i use them lol. Fourth and fifth are for additional textures or coloring 

OH AND i love your art Air ^^ work with light so cool!!!

[jasper00nb]

hi! hello!! I wanted to ask what brush do you use? especially for shadings and all.. I mean, how do you shade?? cuz I CAN'T SHADE I NEED ADVICES TT could I have your advices please?

also I absolutely love your art style AISHSJSJSJSHS

Omg hi! shsjjshd tysmmm I’m gonna melt/pos

But uh as for brushes I use, for Krita I just use the Basic-5 Size Opacity and both that and airbrush for shading. For procreate I use a weird combination of 6B studiopen and round brush for everything (and a bunch of the other brushes but I don’t consistently use them).

As for shading, I would usually make a clipping mask and use blue or purple with the multiplier blending option(the rest is up to choosing where the lighting comes from). I’d also suggest just looking at how shadows work irl I dunno it helped me understand what goes where ig.

Sorry if this isn’t great, I’m not good at giving advice lol

[juguiuw]

Soo It’s been a year since I made my first post in here ToT

So I made a little redraw of it 👉🏻👈🏻

I added our boy Purple cuz y not :3

Some of them looks weird af but TT probably if I make this again in would look better KKZKKD I didn’t draw this at my moment(? Not a justification

My digital style changed so much omg KXKKFKFK I was trying to make everything perfect, like perfect lines, totally straight, now I don’t care if they look imperfect, I don’t even use stabilization anymore unu

No more airbrush for blush >:(

MDKLDLDKFK the old foreheads- and thick lines-

[mommyhot3lbows]

things that i learned since ive started using makeup (part 1)

use brushes or fingers to blend if u want fuller coverage, beauty blenders or sponges for the vice versa

less is definitely more products

eyeshadow can be used for everything (contour, lip colour + balm/gloss, eyebrow colour, highlighter, literally anything)

buy neutral + pinkish shades for eyeshadows if ure a beginner (helps alot increating sm looks)

buy pink/brown/red/orange lip mattes/sticks colours

u can use ur lipstick as blush and eyeshadow!

a good mascara for ME: gives volume, curl, and easy to wash

eyeliner for slightly hooded eyes: dont let the eyeliner touch the line/crease idk what u call it that is nearest to ur lash line to have a better look

OH plus start from the middle instead of the inner corners of ur eyes

u can use ur daily powder as setting powder

curling ur eyelashes at different lengths to give a more natural curl look

use eyebrow pencil as lip liner, contour

nose contour for ME who have a big base of nose: only contour the top, dont go all in (definitely does wonders omg tq a lot for that one maoi tiktoker)

blush placement plays a big role in making ur face look lifted or wide!! u decide for the look ofc

theres no actual rule for makeup, u do u

denser brushes are for placing the products onto our face, fluffier ones to blend

instead of swiping the product, instead tapping the product to make it look airbrushed

wear sunscreen as base for glowy look

add setting powder for a matte look

concealer + blush to make the concealer more neutral/skin like

[1eeminho]

#BIRTHDAYBOY said: the milkstache stays ON for the birthday selfies!!! cup of milk let’s rock’n’roll 💥💥💥 [click for better quality, do not repost without permission]

[thedreamermusing]

Yuri on Ice and Pedestals

A thing that is remarkable about Yuri on Ice is that it completely flips the idea of ‘Don’t meet your idols’ over its head. It’s a scenario that is begging to happen. Just in the first episode, we find out that Yuuri’s biggest goal in competitive skating is to be on the same ice as Victor. He got a poodle as a child because Victor had one; he named said poodle after him, and the walls of his room are covered in Victor’s face. 

When a person idolises someone to such a degree, it is improbable to meet their expectations because the pedestal is in the heavens. We almost expect Victor to be a cold jerkface because we’re introduced to him as a casual playboy. 

(He is such a drama queen omg)

And yet, Victor does meet those expectations in the best way possible. He’s not the ethereal, otherworldly person Yuuri imagines him to be. But he is still a wonderful person. He is kind; he’s affectionate; he is thoughtful, and he’s  lonely. In other words, he meets all our expectations not because he’s unreachable, but because he’s real and human. 

I imagine Yuuri thinking back on his younger self’s idolisation and softly smiling, because Victor is even better than everything he’d dreamed. The Victor hanging on the posters of his walls, with his media smile and airbrushed face doesn’t match the real Victor with his heart-shaped smiles and little imperfections like slightly crooked teeth. Victor remains on the pedestal for Yuuri, not because he is an ethereal, heavenly creature, but because he is his wonderful Vitya, who’s clingy and kind and soft and makes Yuuri better everyday. Victor didn’t get knocked off his pedestal; the pedestal was brought down to where Yuuri was so they could meet each other in the middle, and Yuuri loved Victor all the more for it. 

[cherienymphe]

With twilight topic being brought up, please tell us your favourite parts in the book series or your fav characters pls!!

Oop okay. I have not read the last 2 in years but I reread them enough to remember lol.

Twilight:

THE BLOOD TYPING SCENE!! Oh my gaaaaawd when I tell you I was so pissed they left that out the movie. I will never forget how blushy I was and how much I was kicking my legs during that scene it's not even funny.

The movie did it justice but my brain was irrevocably (hehe) altered when he saved her from getting killed in the parking lot

Really just the introductions of the cullens in general? I'm pretty vocal about the fact that I would've changed some of the casting and the movie did not do their introductions justice at all. I stared because their faces, so different, so similar, were all devastatingly, inhumanly beautiful. They were faces you never expected to see except perhaps on the airbrushed pages of a fashion magazine. Or painted by an old master as the face of an angel. It was hard to decide who was the most beautiful – maybe the perfect blond girl, or the bronze-haired boy. Liiiike I'm sorry but the movie fell so flat with that. Bella was beyond observant and they allowed an internal monologue for just about everything else so why not this?

Their trek to the meadow omg I swoon! Them hiking up to the meadow was a whole scene! Literally filled pages in the book where they pretty much spent the whole day together and he just spent the whole time asking her questions and getting to know her. This was just one of those scenes that was cut from the movie that really showed their love story. These two were obsessed with each other but not as unrealistically as the movie portrayed it. They literally spent so much time getting to know each other and wanting to know as much about each other as possible. Their first kiss was literally in the meadow! It was nerve wracking and hesitant and so cute! Wtf was that first kiss in the movie 🤢 and this whole scene had other cute stuff like when she admitted her favorite gemstone was topaz because it reminded her of Edward's eyes.

When James brought up Alice and you figured out that he's the vampire from her story that killed her maker and had tried to kill her. It really honed in on how focused on "the game" he got and how he wouldn't stop so he had to be put down

The scene where Edward drove bella to school the first time. Yeah. Yeah. Another scene I think the movies got right because again, my ass was giddy af reading that.

When Edward tasted Bella's tear 😭 these two were soooo-

I'm sure I'm forgetting a lot bc twilight had so many little scenes and moments that was just building on their love story that I was obsessed with. Every time I read twilight I remember why I was team Edward from day 1

New Moon:

I don't have many favorite scenes to gush over in this book and I'm sure there's no explanation needed as to why 😭 but that dream in the beginning had me SHOOK. Bella's dramatic ass would've made you think she was turning 28 instead of 18 my goodness but it was done so well though.

Literally just the whole birthday scene. Funnily enough NM is my least favorite book but it was my favorite movie for a long time solely because of how accurate it was to the book and the movie did do that scene justice.

Meeting the volturi

When Heidi brought in all those people to be killed.

It made me sad but in a strange way that wasn't completely depressing how Bella didn't want to go to sleep when they came back because she still wasn't convinced it was real and was afraid Edward would be gone when she woke up 🥺

Eclipse:

When Edward got a bed and Bella kept trying to take his clothes off and he kept laughing at her 🧍🏾‍♀️ like idk what he thought was funny because ole girl was serious about that dick

Jasper and Rosalie's story. Again. I think the movies did these scenes pretty solid but idk. Something about the way Rosalie tells her story in the book is so frightening and addicting. You just have this dread the whole time because we all know where she ends up but nothing can properly prepare you for what really happened. I remember I just felt so sad for her. "Would you like to hear my story, Bella? It doesn’t have a happy ending – but which of ours does? If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now.” Starting it off like this was nothing short of poetry yup yup.

When Jacob found out Edward and Bella were engaged. Lmaooo. Sorry not sorry but Edward was sick af for entertaining jacob that she could ever choose him and then bringing up the engagement knowing his ass was listening. That was a beautiful moment for me

When Edward threatened jacob for kissing Bella without her consent. That was hot

“The word ‘boyfriend’ had me chewing on the inside of my cheek with a familiar tension while I stirred. It wasn’t the right word, not at all. I needed something more expressive of eternal commitment...” THIS! This line right here is why I get miffed when people say Bella didn't really want to marry Edward but just the vampire lifestyle. This is literally how she describes her relationship with Edward and how she has nothing against the commitment to him but moreso the concept of marriage and a wedding itself due to her parents' marriage.

Breaking Dawn:

Y'all already know. Isle Esme shouldve been its own book fr. The whole process of going to the island and the honeymoon was just chef's kiss. Bella just really wanting to be with him in that way and Edward saying he promised they'd try and then she woke up after having the time of her life and Edward the eternal brooder is having a meltdown because there are bruises and she snapped on him about ruining her high 😭

Also when he bit a pillow because he really wanted to bite her >>>

Can't remember if they left this in the movie but definitely the scene where they pretty much say that the women of the Denali coven and their deceased mother are/were succubi

That scene when Jacob realized they were going to have a "real" honeymoon was waaaay more dramatic in the book. Pretty sure it was a miscast but in the movie Jacob just reminded me of an angry cub or puppy most of the time. Like I was not taking him serious at all but in the book? Oh yeah he was going to kill Edward fr if the other pack members hadn't shown up.

The fact that the cleaning lady knew or had an inkling of what Edward and his family was in the beginning and even though she was scared, she still stuck around to watch out for Bella 🥺 in the movie they left in the scene where Edward was begging for her help once they realized bella was pregnant and I was glad

When Edward first heard renesmee's thoughts and it made him not hate her anymore because he could hear how much their baby loved bella and he couldn't hate anything that loved bella

Gaaaaawd when they first found out she was pregnant and she realized her and Edward wouldn't see eye to eye on this and the first person she called was Rosalie? Yeah. I know Rosalie was helping for a lot of selfish reasons but idk. As a Rosalie fan I really liked that Bella knew Rosalie would stick behind her on this if no one else did

When she first woke up from being a vampire and immediately tried to jump Edward's bones in front of everyone and told him he'd been holding out on her 😭

The cottage reveal

Sorry but I'll always prefer the book version where there was no "vision". I know the movie had people gagged but it was unnecessary to me. They gathered all their allies, calmly showed the volturi that renesmee was not an immortal child, the volturi killed irina, and they left. Easy peasy.

As for fave characters, definitely Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, Seth, Caius, Angela, and Edward.

[seashawnty]

Hiiii! I’ve looked through your tags and couldn’t find anything so I wanted to ask- do you have any tutorials or process steps for your art? It’s really beautiful!

Omg thank you so much!!! I really appreciate that 😭💖💖, and I do have a process! (idk if u can call this a tutorial? Just sort of a general flow of what i usually do) It's pretty simple actually cuz I'm still experimenting with different methods lol. (btw, disclaimer that I'm just self-taught and mostly learned stuff from YouTube hahahahaha)

Let’s use the Merida that I drew some few months ago.

1. Sketch - I just figure out where to place things! I don't rlly bother with details and stuff, just put some shapes in.

2. Line art - I know this made it look like it came out of nowhere but I did an initial line art that looks a bit scratchy before I did this final line art on a separate layer.

3. Base colors - I just block out base colors. I suggest using separate layers for each section (hair, skin, clothes, eyes) so its easier to put in the details later.

4. Shadows - I do this by adding a new layer, set it on "multiply", clip it on top of my base layer, and just select the same color I used for the base to color my shadow. (I usually play around with other colors to use for shadow but this is basically what i did when i was just starting out. Also I'm lazy af.)

5. Highlights - for this I add a "screen" or an "add" layer and, same process with the shadows, I pick the same color as my base and put the highlights in.

6. Coloring the line art - I set the line art layer in "protect alpha" and I color in the lines. (u can color them however u want rlly. For mine i just used a darker shade of my base color and colored the inside lines.)

7. Adding "overlay" layer - after I'm done with everything, I merge all of my layers and then add an "overlay" layer at the top, just to like, bring it all together or something. (For this I airbrushed yellow at the top and pink at the bottom and lowered the layer's opacity at 35%)

Then i just add background and fix stuff if i had to.

That's it! 😀👍

I'm lowkey bad at explaining but I provided some screenshots, i hope it helps hahaha. Also if you have any questions and clarifications and stuff feel free to ask!

App used: MediBang Paint

[whiskeyswifty]

Can you rank the 2018 outfits (there is a right and wrong answer btw)

omg the ones in that photoset? nooooo now i'm SCARED ok ok ok fine... i'll do it. this is my PERSONAL TASTE (including hair and accessories) both style wise and also what i find to be hot/look good on women so.... i'm stalling ok fine here we go.

1. I mean..... hot sexy 70s queen hair earth tones with greens always a hit and thighs what more do i need to say

2. points off for leopard backpack but the color palette and fluffy hair and nails matching shorts and LEGS yes. the check is also not garish and it drapes nicely on her for that casual look.

3. perhaps a controversial 3 but it's cohesive and cute, with one bold accessory in her sunnies. simpler is always better.

4. i was too cowardly to put this as 3 but it's kind of my actual 3 cuz... off the shoulder... fluffy hair... THE most egregiously cut shirt and yet... she pulls it off. its not about the shirt its about how hot it looks hanging off her shoulder!! those shorts are just a 2005 mess though.

5. the sweatshirt is objectively hideous but it is a classic airbrush kind of souvenir shirt you'd get from times square so you could say it's ironic! witty! iykyk! hair looks good though. and the balance of oversized sweatshirt and shortest shorts is always hot.

6. now we're at the bottom and it's all a close race for last tbh. least offensive though but just overall no. love the messy hair and repeating a garment in her denim top (sustainable queen!) but the shirt looks sloppy and like it's from forever 21. the lighting also doesn't help.

7. one of the most hideous prints i've ever seen. looks like it's from necessary clothing (nyc girlies will know). the cut at the top is unflattering, the gold zipper is gaudy. i'm going blind. i don't blame her i just blame whoever made this.

8. do i need to explain this one. i don't think so. clashing... everything. too much going on. and individually nothing works either. we all have bad days okay? as long as she felt good! idk what else to say here without being mean so...

[hologramcowboy]

I clicked the link in the post about danneels new pics with the mask and I lol'd so hard! She is photoshopped so hard she has no features! NO NOSE!! Omg it's comedy. Like you can't see MOST of her face but someone insisted that they remove all visible facial features.

I almost feel bad for her because if this is what they have to do in order for her to be ok with the pics then she honestly does have something psychologically wrong with her and she's going to need help if she's ever going to come to terms with herself.

I am seriously starting to wonder if Danneel has body dysmorphia or something similar. The photographer erased most of her facial structure, all of her wrinkles and airbrushed her face to the point there she looks CGI-ed in. She didn't do the same with the other women who were posing so I am super weirded out by this photo-shoot. Especially since everyone but Danneel had a more natural vibe and mannerisms, she's the only one who looked disconnected, dead inside and awkwardly vulgar not to mention like a knock off doll because everything about her is fake now, there's nothing natural left.

[swampgallows]

psssst... have you done a modern au post about our dear malfurion...

omg i haven’t yet!!! malfurion is the polar opposite of hardworking tyrande and that’s why they’re so in love. not that malfurion is lazy—his work just operates on a much larger scale, and therefore takes much more time. tyrande marvels in his patience, as she prefers things to be a bit more immediate than across centuries or millennia. she loves his connection to the Dream and all of its creatures (and finances many of his summits and other excursions to maintain it). 

he takes it easy, but he does, in fact, take it. malfurion likes to kick back but he isn’t a homebody. he’s always travelling for activist work for the environment and the animals, or he’s running workshops or hosting seminars on everything from druidic rituals (for druids) to deep body massages to druidic rituals (for wiccans). most of his t-shirts are airbrushed and/or tie-dyed souvenirs from these events, branded with all sorts of bold text efforts to save the whales or turtles or rainforest, and so on. 

malfurion loves and works with depth and tenderness, but much like the great bear spirit he will protect those he loves with an unbridled ferocity. like his brother, malfurion has a pointed charisma; a gentle word is all he usually needs to obtain what he seeks, but he can be surprisingly persuasive. it makes him a great teacher, a great friend, and a great father (to shandris, but he does indulge in some costuming when winter’s veil comes around...)

when not traveling, he does enjoy a bit of homemaking. he definitely has a bunch of little hydroponic garden pots scattered around the house, a neat and widely diverse spice rack, and a few cross-stitched patterns (though the feathers make it a little difficult). also 100% grows weed. some of those tie-dye shirts are deadhead fare emblazoned with pot leaves for sure

(entries for tyrande, illidan, and the illidari are here!)

[tomatoluvr69]

📓 :)

Omg HELLO..........ok here’s where I break out the goofiness, simply because you’re not in the absolute madman’s land that’s the discord nsfw channel and don’t get to hear my harebrained schemes >:) not that this is that bad. But it certainly ain’t jerking any tears. Ok bad word choice now I have to resist any obvious jokes which is HARD. And also I am white-knuckled here resisting dropping a specific airbrushed fan art that remains in the Hall of Fame in the fucked up art gallery in my head ANYWAYS.....

It’s time to talk BEEJTRAP BABY.............it’s been knocking around the feral hivemind awhile and at first I was like hahaha lmao funnie. But now it’s got its silly little hooks in my brain and won’t let go. I’ll probably leave it on the back burner awhile because I don’t want to step on any toes, but I’ve long had this lighthearted idea for an AU where Hawkeye gets sent home instead of Trapper and BJ comes in to replace him which is very compelling to me because WHAT is that relationship even like without Hawkeye for BJ to be fixated on and jealous over. And also Hawkeye is uniquely compatible with each of the other two, but I don’t necessarily think they have similar enough sensibilities to reach the level of friendship with each other that each of em had with Hawk. So it’s a fun opportunity for a lot of stupid shenanigans and dumb little in-jokes with the readers like how would THIS have played out with fucking Beejtrap?

Basically I have them good friends by necessity and also both COMPLETELY mystified and oftentimes annoyed with the other. And also, like psychosexually obsessed with the other. Mostly Beej though, trapper’s chillin. Basically everything comes to a head when Trapper says word for word “you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid” and BJ goes argh grrrr grrrr bark rrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but then they have comically bad sex (BJ’s fault) and that’s the end of it.

But I had SO much fun writing my silly little Carl The Handyman (actually his last name was Thehandyman thanks to bigyellowtaxis/springsteens) seduces BJ fic that I’m chomping at the bit to write another goofy little thing like that. :) and bless you I know you don’t read or write fanfic but I’m also desperate to hear your Beejtrap headcanons so. Might be sliding into an ask box near you to get a lil peek into your brain >:)