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timm's favorite jamiroquai album would be synkronized
#art#fanart#digital art#papa louie#papa louie games#papa louie fanart#flipline studios#flipline studios fanart#flipline timm#ain't no way this boogie is for real#live love jamiroquai#i associate this song with him so hard it's insane
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Twst Incorrect Quotes: Halloween Edition!
Yuu: What the fuck?! Oggie Boogie just broke in the goddamn studio! Yuu: He lifted me out the chair, with one hand grabbin' my pipehole! ;m; Yuu: He hopped on the damn mic and said 2 lines and then he left a note! Yuu: I'ma read that bitch to y'all real quick this what he fuckin' wrote! >m<'/// Yuu: "Dear all trick or treaters! >:)" Yuu: "I'm coming back for that ass! >:D" Boys: ! O_O Yuu: "If I ain't get that butt last year, then this year it's getting smashed! >:)" Boys: OAO'/// Yuu: "I ain't pulling up in no granny costume that shit hard to run in I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gonna get this fun in. 😈" UmU'/// Ace: What the fuck?! >A>'/// Deuce: What that mean?! ;A;'/// --------------------------------------------------------------- Skully: There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people. Skully: religion. Skully: politics. Skully: and the Great Pumpkin. :>
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Vil: I put a spell on you~! Vil: And now you're mine~! Vil & Rook: Mine~! >:)
Vil & Rook & Epel: Mine~! >:)
Vil & Rook & Epel: All Mine~! >:D
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---The First years go trick or treating and go to the first house--- First Years: Trick-or-treat! Money or eats! Ace: *after getting his bag filled* Can I have an extra piece of candy for my stupid brother? He couldn't come with us 'cause he's sitting in a pumpkin patch, waiting for the Great Pumpkin. >:L Ace: *gets her extra candy, then the other kids get their bags filled* It's so embarrassing to have to ask for something extra for that blockhead. >:L Ace: *sees his bag* I got 5 pieces of candy! :D Deuce: I got a chocolate bar! :D Jack: I got a quarter! :D Yuu: I got a rock. :( -----they go to the next house---- First Years: Trick-or-treat! :D Epel: Gee, I got a candy! :D Orthro: Boy, I got three cookies! :D Sebek: Hey, I got a pack of gum! :L Yuu: I got a rock. :'( ---they go to the next house---- Grim: Trick-or-treat. I got a popcorn ball! :D Deuce: I got a fudge bar! Ace: I got a pack of gum! First Years: ? >.> *look at Yuu* Yuu: I got a rock.... For the 3rd time in a row.... Yuu: You know what! *chucks the Rocks at the house's window* >:(
First Years: OAO !!! Yuu: GET TRICKED!!! >:( -------------------------------------------------------------- Lilia: Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now. Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. ^v^
#twisted wonderland#ace trappola#deuce spade#twst yuu#twst incorrect quotes#epel felmier#jack howl#sebek zigvolt#vil schoenheit#rook hunt#skully j graves#lilia vanrouge
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Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 98 (THE LIVE SHOW!!!)
BRENNAN?!!! Hi! Mah boy! We're feeling so great, Bennan! Even those of us who AIN't in LA ... yes, we are excited. There's AUSSIES here? You mad bastards, that is COMMITMENT ... and he has NNOUNCEMENTS!!! Okay, then ... yeah, please don't jinx us, Brandan, we DO NOT want a live TPK right now ... oh the cosplays ... THE COSPLAYS!!! :3 Oooooh ... SOCKS?!!! Sweet ... ROLE!!! ROLE!!! YOU!!! YOU!!! DO THIS!!! DO THIS!!!
Oh, here they come ... ASHTON LIVES!!! Holy fuck, Travis! And the booty! Orym! LAUDNA!!! IMOGEN!!! My god Laura you're so CUTE!!! Nice suit, Rob! Awwww ... so Fearne! And then there's Matt ... so chill and casual ... I mean he COULD have cosplayed Essek at least ...
NordVPN? Oh dear gods ... what's it gonna be, then? oh, it's ALL the girls? Nice ... we're imaginary? Interesting ... yeah, we pretty. Yup! Happy Pride to YOU TOO ... boogie? Oh dear gods no ... a ZUNE? So early 2000s ... oh boy ... yeah, this is getting surreal now ... oh, now Marisha's getting in on the act ... of course she is ... I love how she's doing Laudna's Bane dance ... XD
LIVE recap this time ... okay ... ah yeah, the purple Hot Boi gets a cheer AS HE SHOULD ... oh, the howling ... that's so cute ... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT DORIAN!!!
No, that's not it, no, he DIDN'T do that, Cyrus WASN'T his fault ... wait, so ... that WASN'T an attempt to taunt him, then? What WAS that?
FIRST ROLL!!! OKay ... 24? Of course it is. How is it Liam ALWAYS rolls so well? It's almost uncanny, is he a halfling FOR REAL?
Laura: "Mmmmm ... I'm gonna make a mistake and ..." O.O Oh shit ... "... cast Detect Thoughts." Holy fuck, Imogen ...
A Wisdom save? Of course ... here we go, then ... PLEASE roll decent, Laura ... A NAT1?!!! Holy fuck ... O.O again ...
CRAP!!! That fucking Ruidian storm again ... her mother? Oh hell no, there's NO WAY she'd EVER say THAT to Imogen ... yeah, she doesn't believe that FOR A FUCKING SECOND ... seriously, Imogen don't trust ANYTHING this fake ass bitch has to say ... yeah, that's my girl ... "destroy the Pinion"? Hmmmmmm ...
CHetney: "You talked to your mom? That's what the demon showed YOU?!!! I'm going to hell." Ashton: "Probably pretty soon!"
Oh yeah ... Tevan is SEXY ... "Roleplay?" Oh boy ... REALLY, Laudna?
Gods yeah. Fearne really DIDN'T think this shit through, did she? Oh, she's so adorable in her cluelessness, I love it ... and now Dorian's trying to help "lawyer" her way out fo this ... XD
Tevan: "When it's done, I'll be waiting." Oh boy ... so she's, like ... BETROTHED now? Really? O.O
Which way to go? Yeah ... decisions decisions ... oh, split up? Really? Don't you know the Gold Rule?
To the left, then ... hmmmm ... oh ... that's not, like, OMINOUS or anything ...
Laura: "We're gonna DIE at the Greek!"
Matt: "Iogen sends her little balls into the room." Uh huh ...
Perception check! What do you smell, Chet? 17 ... okay, then ... a silver door? SILVER? Yeah, that's rather pointed ...
Burgandy scalemail? Interesting ... is that loot? Or is Taliesin right? "Chemical goop" ... Matt questions his good friend's past in knwogin what THAT smells like ... as he should ... O.O
Oh, it's a CLOAK? Interesting ... oh yeah, that's definitely loot ... IN THE BAG!!!
Orym hears something move VERY SUBTLY close by ... of course he does ...
"Read the Runes" ... Laudna uses Eyes of the Runekeeper ...
Travis really is rolling BALLS tonight ...
So what IS that breathing behind the door ... somebody's anxious and ready to run, apparently ... but they're definitely NOT a demon, interesting ...
Dorian just does "Shave & a Haircut" on the door ... and somebody finishes it? ALSO Interesing ...
A guest? Oh cool ... SAM RIEGEL?!!! Sam's back? SAM'S BACK!!! He's back! Oh my fucking GODS!!! Cute jacket, Sam! It'sd very loud ... not to mention the fucking HAIR ... Liam: "I do hope this doesn't awaken something within me ..." Yeah, you and the rest of us ...
He's a MINOTAUR?!!! Wow ... oh yeah, our boy's FINALLY playing to his ACTUAL height ... oh man ... he's had his throat cut? FUCK!!!
No, I don't think THIS is Dominox, somehow ...
His deception roll is a 4 ... so EIGHTEEN? Holy shit ... Divine Sense? Whoa ... okay, so is he a cleric or a paladin? Wait ... this guy KNOWS who Tevan is? Hmmmm ...
Who's his god, then?
Yeah, they already KNOW all this, new guy ... Ashton gives him a health potion ... so he's able to regain 4 HEALTH POINTS because Tal rolls balls ... XD
Dorian's Cure Wounds works a lot better ... 24 points back! Okay ... he Lays Hands on himself to cure himself the rest of the way ... Yeah, that's JUST as dierty sounding as you THINK it is ...
He's flirting with Fearne already ... oh boy ...
Oh, he infiltrated the Vanguard? With some friends? Oh, the rest of them died? Oof ... yeah, Dominox has been BUSY ...
While they talk Ashton gets a little needle from the evil demon ... 14 WITH advantage ... great ... oh no ... NO NO NO NO ... don't do this to him, PLEASE ... no, not FCG ... Matt Mercer you evil fucking bastard ...
Go off, Rock Boy ... you are SO awesome for this ...
Braius Doomseed ... oh, cute character art ... oh, the PLatinum Dragon? DID HE? Chetney Insight Checks ... wow, that is QUITE the fakeout cockblock, Riegel ... I mean who does he REALLY serve?
Something tells me Tevan's more invested in this "relationship" than Fearne is ... XD
Oh he is DEFINITELY the servant of some DARK GOD indeed ... yeah, Dorian's right, he's gonna fit RIGHT IN here ...
"Herald champion" ... oh yeah, definitely a paladin, then ...
Dorian's already trying to "mentor" him ... this is adorable ...
Oh, that is DEFINITELY the ancient Aeorian engine in question, isn't it? PURPLE CRYSTAL!!! Yup, that's definitely it ... the Pinion of Service, yes ...
Robbie: "I've literally never done this ... Insight check?"
Yeah, I DO NOT like the way those chains are moving AT ALL. That is just a nightmare waiting to happen ...
And now Braius is starting to flirt with ASHTON ... yup ...
The door was already open? Oh yeah ... that's great ...
Oh, Ludinus went TOWARDS the engine room? So he might already be ahead of them in this ... great ...
OF COURSE Ashton just wants to BREAK IT ...
A small girl? Oh great ... Travis is ALREADY noping out ...
Ah ... so she's a really CREEPY little girl ... yup, that's Dominox ... Imogen: "She's kind of cute." Laudna: "Yes! She's fun scary!" Orym: "But what's the ratio of that?"
Laudna really is tempted to just ADOPT this freakish little Japanese horror movie icon, isn't she?
Braius casts Bless on the group ... in a really cheesy way ...
Laudna: "We should've had him when we tried to do the porn." Dorian: "Some things are better off missed."
Fearne casts Locate Creature on Ludinus ...okay! Ah shit ... it's REPELLED? Oof ... bad sign ...
Chetney and Tevan are going into the chamber with their weapons at the ready ... okay, then ... Fearne and Ashton follow ... then Orym and Essek ... now Dorian's fluttering above for cover ...
This really doesn't feel like a smart place for a fight, people ... oh, and now they're clearly locked in ... Chet wolfs out ... MIrror Image for Laudna ...
Did Dorian just quote Hasbin Hotel? :3
Persuade the Grand Demon? Marisha rolls a Dirty 20 ... okay then ...
Matt makes Travis nope out again ... yeah ...
Fuck, Ashley ... INSANELY good roll there ...
Important door alert! Yeah ... oh, she doesn't like THAT at all ... oh, and now she's ATTACKING?!!! Fuck ... OUCH!!! That's nasty ... wait ... 21 FAILS?!!! Holy fuck ... NO!!! Chetney's been caught!
Wait ... Braius is climbing straight up for the Pinion? Hmmm ... this is going to be interesting ...
No, she's really NOT single ... O.O whoa ... Imogen WHAT?!!! Careful there ...
The TRUE form of Dominox ... oh yeah, no, REALLY don't set THAT SHIT free ... that's just HORRIBLE ...
Imogen casts Telekinesis to try and grab the crystal ... Laura: "Oh, there are so many dice in front of me!" Liam: "Who did that?" And he's FREE!!! Nice ... but now he has to follow through ... yeah, that didn't go well at alll, did it?
And now we got a massive demon thing in the middle of the room INSTEAD of the little girl from the Ring ...
CAREFUL, Orym ... crap, he's been rumbled ...
A|nimate Object ON THE DOOR?!!! That's SERIOUSLY bold, Laudna ... Robbie: "It's Doorie! Brother!" XD
Laura has to roll for repurcussions ... what did she get? How bad is it?
Roll Initiative! When we get back from the break ... O.O
BATTLEMAP!!! Sweet fuck that is an EPIC creation ... and it's moving an everything ... FUCK ME that bastard is TERRIFYING ... Robbie: "I always knew I'd die by furry!"
Time to roll Initiative, then ... cue Marish'a Wizzkids plug!
Sam: "I missed this!" The audience loses it ...
Tevan goes first ... oh, he's going RIGHT for the kill ... Divine Smite! 68 points of Radiant damage? Holy fuck ...
Orym holds his action for JUST IN CASE ...
A FUCKING LAIR ACTION?!!! Now EVERYBODY has to rolls dexterity? Fucking chains ... Oof ... Laudna, Ashton, Imogen and Fearne are now grappled with chains, but Braius' Aura of Protection saves Dorian, Orym, Essek AND Braius himself ...
Holy fuck Dominox is an EVIL fucker with this brutal attacks ... suddenly it's starting to look like a TPK may actual be genuinely IN THE CARDS for the night after all ...
Wait ... Dominox is SUCKED INTO A VOID by Ashton? Where the fuck did it just go? Oh, he drops the demon ON THE CRYSTAL ... which just BOUNCES IT RIGHT OFF some invisible forcefield ... right onto Fearne? Oof ...
Travis (chuckling): "A Grand Demon just fell on your ass!"
Dorian casts Shatter at the centre Spire ... 18 points of Thunder damage! Nice! Whoa ... this that ALREADY spring the crystal free? Holy shit, Flyboy! Bardic Inspiration!
TWO Legendary Actions? Holy shit ... he tries to BANISH Tevan but LAUDNA COUNTERSPELLS!!! Wow ... Perception Check to make sure she CAN ... 14 ... YES!!! It works! Fucking badass, Dead Girl!
Braius is the Herald of ASMODEUS?!!! They group go apeshit as their suspicions are confirmed! Poison Pen? Interesting ... so THWWACK with that massive flail thing ... oh, it's IMMUNE to poison damage? Balls ... so only 22 points of damage ... okay ... second strike WITH Inspiration ... Divine Smite means another 23 points! POW!!!
PAINT IT BLACK, RIEGEL!!!
The door is now Animate! NIce one, Laudna! The room beyond is now OPEN!!! In she goes with Orym in tow! Oh, there's somebody inside ... fuck, is it Ludinus? Perception check! 17 BOLLOCKS!!!
Laudna (screaming: "LET HIM OUT!!!" Tevan: "You will do NO SUCH THING!"
Form of Dread!
Fearne is free, at least ... she Wildshapes into a little mint-green wombat? Wow ... interesting choice ... she bolts to the crystal and stuffs it into her marsupial pouch ... bloody hell ... and when Dominox tries to swipe at her Matts CRIT FAILS THE HIT!!! Awesome ...
Chetney charges at Dominox ... Misty Step! He retrieves the crystal from Fearne and stuffs it in the Bag of Holding ... wow ... this is bizarre ... Dominox is now REALLY PISSED at Chetney and makes the post terifying threat possibel at him and the wolf starts to BRICK HIMSELF ...
Essek unleashes a Lightning Bolt right into Dominox ... 38 points of Lightning damage ... but it's HALVED due to resistance? Okay then ...
Ashton shifts into black and white as he charges and drops into the ground, books it towards the open door but attempts to destroy the engine on the way ... 19 hits! Phew ... 21 points of damage cracks it BADLY ...
Travis: "Does Dominox have an opinion?" LIam (as Dominox): "I'm big on crypto!"
Ahston makes another heavy slam into the engine ... another 16 points of damage! it's getting VERY messed up ...
Imogen gets as close as she can to Chetney and uses Telekinesis to pick him up and YEET HIM towards the door ... he barrels RIGHT THROUGH IT ...
Ludinus (almost REIGNED): "My goodness ..."
Yeah ... Ludinus almost CASUALLY baps him away from him with a Shield spell.
Oh fuck ... the tether yanks Domiox away and INTO Braius? Oof ...
Tevan attacks Dominox twice ... Smite away, Hot Boi! 22 damage from the first, then 36 for the second! Nice! And NOW the monster is FINALLY starting to look messed up ...
Orym chugs down his Speed potion and STREAKS back towards to Dominox to attack him ... 20 damage for a GOADING attack which he FAILS to resist ... second hit lands 9, then he hastes but the next THREE miss ... Action Surge! 19 points of damage and he trips it ... and then he Crit Fails ... oh shit ... so he skims away and BRAINS HIMSELF on the wall ... ricochets back and comes right back with another attack and SLICES AWAY at him again ...
Now Wee Man is just spinning like a dizzy top ...
OF COURSE Dominox IMMEDIATELY attacks him right back ... oh fuck ... 46 points of slashing damage ON THE FIRST HIT?!!! Dear fucking GODS ... MInd Feast? Sweet fuck ... this one's aimed at Ashton ... and he fails to resist ... 14 points of Psychic damage ... and he's drawn right towards him and HEALED?!!! Son of a BITCH!!!
Ludinus FUCKING Da'Leth swoops into the room right behind Dominox and casts Gate ... O.O ... wait, he's genuinely trying to HELP right now? Is this for real?
Dorian's turn ... oh, Robbie can't BELIEVE it's now up to HIM ... so he psyches Dorian up and casts Otto's Irresistable Dance on Dominox at SIXTH FUCKING LEVEL?!!! And Braius uses Sorrowful Fate to CHANGE DOMINOX'S SAVE so it's a FOURTEEN, which is a FAIL!!! Holy shit ... it FORGETS to use Legendary Resistance, so the Grand Demon starts to BOOGIE ... Matt has SO MUCH FUN describing what happens ... and even starts BOPPING HIMSELF ... I am IN AWE of the moment ... LOL
Braius turns his focus to Ludinus and casts Moonbeam at him ... oh my gods and Sam DOESN'T EVEN KNOW what that does ... O.O ... Dominox saves, but Braius still inflicts five points of Radiant damage ... so he Bonus Actions Hammering Horns to PUSH Dominox ten feet back ... which he ALSO fails to save against ... holy FUCK Samuel, HOW OP'd is your new character? Now the demon is IN HELL just inside the portal ...
Laudna tries to work out if this is THE Ludinus or just SNOWdinus ... no idea ... okay, she tries something COMPLETELY untested on him now ... she conjures up the spirit of Vess Dorogna as Spirit of Death to attack him ... only for him to Counterspell ... so she just Counterspells RIGHT BACK?!!! Holy shit ... so she succeeds in her plan ... HOLY SHIT ... so now, FOREVER he is permanently HAUNTED by this vengeful ghost? HOLY SHIT, Dead Girl! You're so awesome!
Fearne casts Polymorph on Ludinus ... SWEET FUCKING FUCK!!! This is BEAUTIFUL ... 25 on his save? BALLS ... that was almost SO awesome ...
Chetney turns back and turns Invisible, then holds his turn ...
Essek casts Gravity Fissure on the remaining spires, shatters them so they pierce into the portal and IMPALE Dominox ... damage is halved bu that's STILL 20 piercing! Holy fuck ...
Ashton takes a passing swipe at the engine ... 22 points of damage ... oh shit ... it just slowed to s stop! He takes one more swing ... 23 points and it is SHATTERED!!! Nice ...
Imogen runs as close as she can to the gate, tries to grab holdo of Ludinus with Telekinesis ... and he FAILS to save, but instead uses his Legendary Resistance to wipe it off instead! Asshole ... so she Lightning Bolts him at 7th Level instead ... most of the damage is deflected, but she still deals 12 points ... it's something, at least ...
Tevan charges in to attack Dominox, misses his first hit but catches the second ... oh, and it's the KILL hit? The live audience goes NUTS ... Matt: "How do I wanna do this?" He carves the demon in two and it just ASHES ...
Orym runs up the wall and then uses Grasping Vine to swing himself up behind Ludinus ... Pushing attack! 18 damage and he fails his save so Ludinus is SHOVED towards the gate! Ludinus drops the gate so Orym just attacks him hard with his sword instead ... come on, Wee Man! Kill this bitch!
Ludinus flies into the tunnel just past Chetney, then turns back to face them all ...
Wow ... fanboy Braius actually GETS HIS AUTOGRAPH from Tevan ... nice ...
Here we go ... cue arrogant self-important monologue from the supreme douchebag ...
Wait ... Imogen's goint to FOLLOW HIM?!!! Well OF COURSE Laudna's gonna follow her ... looks like they're ALL going, then ... I hope this isn't a problem ...
And now Braius is flirting with ORYM ... Orym: "Bro, you're HUGE." Braius: "It's okay." Wow ...
Heading deeper in, then ...
The Occultus Thalamus, then ... here we go ...
Here comes ANOTHER overblown monologue from Ludius, then ... he really does LOVE the sound of his own voice, doesn't he? At least we're getting some information while he's at it ...
Blah de-blah de-blah-de-blah ...
Okay, FINALLY something's happening ... hmmm ... "the memories of Aeor"? And now he's ACTIVATING this thing ... oh shit ... is this a BAD THING? Are we too late?
What the fuck ... BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN IS TAKING OVER FROM MATT?!!! For real?
Brennan: "Light!" Yup ... here we go indeed ...
So ... are we setting up another Exandria Unlimited flashback game? "Is it Thursday yet?" Oh shit, yeah, I think we might be ... sweet ...
What an AMAZING way to end this most interesting Live Show ...
Oh ... so we gotta wait until SECOND WEEKEND in July for more? Makes sense after a LIVE show, I suppose ... I was already half prepared for the wait, really ...
#critical role#crit role campaign 3#crit role spoilers#campaign 3 spoilers#campaign 3 episode 98#matt mercer#marisha ray#laudna#travis willingham#chetney pock o'pea#laura bailey#imogen temult#liam o'brien#orym of the air ashari#ashley johnson#fearne calloway#taliesin jaffe#ashton greymoore#robbie daymond#dorian storm#sam riegel#braius doomseed#brennan lee mulligan
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COWBOY CARTERRRRR ★𐚁𓃗
this album is literally . everything omg like i've literally been going crazy over this album and it's not even been a week yet and i apologise for the babbling but i need to get some things off my chest or i will actually lose it so !!!! gonna yap about every single track now !!!!!! (some coherent thoughts, and some not so coherent thoughts) :
★★★★★
AMERIICAN REQUIREM - (im obsessed with all of the stylisation ii in the album titles bc its act ii) this song is basically a thesis statement for the whooooole album the main lyrical part is : 'used to say i spoke "too country" / and the rejection came, said / "i wasn't country enough" / said i wouldn't saddle up, but / if that ain't country, tell me what is? ' and obviously it goes without saying that the vocals on this track are PERFECT and angelic because, this is beyoncé she could never underdeliver. ive heard so many people say that the layering reminds them of bohemian rhapsody and I AGREEEE
after ameriican requirem, this section of the next fourish tracks reminded me of self titled (2014) in the sense that it explores the different aspects of beyoncé as a person (being a black woman, career, motherhood, self love etc) LOOKA DER LOOKA DER LALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAA. THIS INTRO IS EVERYTHING TO ME ITS SO CINEMATIC AND BIG AND ★BEYONCÉ★
BLACKBIIRD - second song on here is a cover of blackbird by the beatles, featuring tanner adell, brittney spencer, tiera kennedy, and reyna roberts (all up and coming black country artists!!!!). i didn't know this until like, the day the album dropped and i was looking into it but blackbird was written by paul mccartney about black women in the 60s experiencing struggles with the american civil rights movement. and in england 'bird' is kinda slang for girl, so 'black bird' = 'black girl'. and that song was intended to bring hope, such a perfect track for this album , specially with the features beyoncé included 🤞🏽
16 CARRIAGES - my favourite out of the 2 pre release singles. its about her entering the music industry at 15 and the struggles due to that and growing up so fast, whenever this comes on i will NEVER EVER SKIP ITS TOOOOO GOOOD
PROTECTOR - i love how this is featuring rumi🥹 whenever beyonce talks about motherhood, or writes a song for her kids (like here, blue, bigger, brown skin girl etc) it always gets me tearing up on first listen. first of all i LOVEEEE a voice memo intro, and this whole lullaby is just <333333
MY ROSE - ive seen a lot of people saying that they dont like how this album is so long, but me personally, i love that there are so many tracks, even short ones like this that add depth or a vibe. also i love any song that says lalalalalalalalaaaa so that got me
SMOKE HOUR ★ WILLIE NELSON - IM OBSESSED W THIS INTERLUUUDEEEEEE the feel of changing the channel on a radio is so cool and adds a really fun atmosphere and really works well for themes here
TEXAS HOLD ‘EM - everyone hates this song BUT I DONTTTTT its a real life boogie and a real life hoe down frfr
BODYGUARD - this ones so fun and lighthearted, aside from the parts where shes like ‘i dont like the way shes looking at you 😒😒😒 someone better hold me back’ and that line leads so well into the next tracks:
DOLLY P / JOLENE - HAAHAHAHAHAHA THE DOLLY P INTERLUDE TOOK ME OUTTT WITH THE BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR REFERENCE😭 and the lyric changes on jolene with her warning becky instead of begging,, iktr !!!!!!! and ‘you a bird go on and sing your song jolene’ 😩 i really like that beyonce brought in dolly because shes like. THE country star. and its kinda wild that people are still dissing beyoncé for releasing country music and saying she doesn’t belong when the literal dolly parton is advocating for her
DAUGHTER - one of my faves on here, it feels so cinematic and i will always appreciate an i killed my husband country song. the whole vibe of this song is really sinister im obsessed and the visuals are already there in my mind like,, ‘your body laid out on these filthy floors / your bloodstains on my custom coutures’, ‘so let's travel to white chapels and sing hymns /
hold rosaries, and sing in stained glass symphonies’ , ‘i sashayed my dress / did my best impression of a damsel in distress’ , etc etc etc. i would literally quote this entire song if i could i think its lyrically the best one. my favourite part is the refrain about her father and choir boys and the titanic its so real. AND VOCALLLSSS HELLOOOO????? SHE JUST . CASUALLY SINGS CARO MIO BEN??????? oh beyoncé the woman you are whoooo is doing it like you
SPAGHETTI - as soon as i saw this title i knew this song was gonna be fun like first of all, the intro talking about genres being restricting, and then the song going straight into that instrumental???????? AND SHES RAPPING ?????????????? THANOS ????????? CUNTY COUNTRY PETTY !!!!!!!!!! YALL BEEN PLAYED BY THE PLAGARISTIC WHEWWWW NO SAUCE NO SAUCE
ALLIGATOR TEARS - the jump from spaghetti to this was so violent 😩 i had to calm myself down so fast on first listen LMAOOOO. ok so from what i can tell i think this song is saying that she’ll do anything for x (idk who this is to, maybe jay z?) and x doesn’t need any fake tears to get her to do things for them bc she’ll do anything for them regardless. ‘you say change religion 🕺🏽
now i spend sundays with you’
SMOKE HOUR II / JUST FOR FUN- oh my god i so badly want KNTRY radio to be real😭 just for fun feels so nostalgic to me for some reason, and so does ii most wanted tbh but i’ll get to that. i think that willie jones’ voice works SO well with beyoncés, they both sing so softly on here and its like the type of ballad you’d sing around a campfire all happy and sleepy
II MOST WANTED - as someone who never watched hannah montana as a kid, i still really appreciate this song, i know a few songs from that song even though i never watched it so miley’s voice reminds me of my childhood soo much and this song omg🥹🥹🥹🥹 the harmonies and the lyrics and the friendship <333333 the electric guitar specifically stands out to me it reminds me of something but i can’t quite put my finger on it?
LEVII’S JEANS - I DIDNT KNOW THAT POST MALONE COULD SING LIKE THAT ?????? WHAT ? i literally live in england but whenever this song comes on suddenly im line dancing and i am wearing my metaphorical cowboy hat ,,.,,, denim 🕺🏽on 💃🏽denim🕺🏽on denim🕺🏽on 💃🏽denim AND HE SAID YOURE MY RENESSAINCE !!!!!!!! RENEIGH IS BACK IN EMPLOYMENT
FLAMENCO - i NEED a longer version of this song desperately 😭 right about NOW😔 its another nostalgic sounding one
THE LINDA MARTELL SHOW / YA YA - ADDICTED TO THIS SONG WITH THE BEYONCÉ COWBOY CARTER ACT II RODEO INTRO W HER DOING THE DIFFERENT VOICES !!!!!!!!! WE SHAKIN !!!!!!! WE SWIMMIN !!!!!!!!!!!! WE JERKIN !!!!!!!!!!! WE TWEKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM A SUCKER FOR SAMPLES AND SHE SAMPLES 2 SONGS HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHE SAID SWEAT OUT THE SHEETS LIKE DRUNK IN LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO HEAR THIS LIVE excuse my excitement but this song is THAT GOOD AND THEN THE TRANSITION INTO OH LOUISIANA IS CHEFFS KISS
OH LOUSIANA - perfect sample!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO MY ‼️ DADDY ALABAMA ‼️ MOMMA !!!!!!!! LOUISIANA !!!!!!!!!!
DESERT EAGLE - when the eagle sound came on i was so happy i was waiting for that sound this whole album😩 RAAAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
RIIVERDANCE - this one was stuck in my head for the LONGEST TIME. i need more love for this song, BOUNCE ON THA T SHII DANCE DANCE !!!!! NO HANDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM A LESBIAN BUT IDC IM TURNING THIS UPPPPPP !!!!!! BOUNCE ON THAT SHIIII DANCE DANCE RUNNING THRU THE RIVERRRR RUNNING THRROUGH THE RIVER WITH YOUU BOUNCE ON THAT SHI DANCE DANCE
II HANDS II HEAVEN - icl when this is playing i still have riiverdance lyrics repeating in my head because the transition is so smooth and the tempo stays the same i LOVEEEEE IT. dont juddgeeee me baby you would never juuudege me baby !!!!!! stallion running no candle in the wind !!!!!!!!!!!!!! this whole post is gonna be so incoherent and im not rereading this sorry to anyone still reading 😭 im just listening and vibing tbh i’m on day 6 of looping this album and im losing my mind, also this song is so sleepy in a really good way and then im woken up byyyyyy TYRANT
TYRANT - I LOVE DOLLYS VOICE IN THE INTRO !!!! AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THE COUNTRY TRAP !!!!!!! THANK YOU COWBOY CARTER FOR GIVING ME THIS !!!!!!!!! and i always appreciate a becky with the good hair mention !!! TOP 5 ON THIS ALBUM FOR SUREEEE also is ‘on the run run’ a part ii on the run reference??? bc that’s so perfect considering theres so many ‘ii’ references on here ALSO i love the higher singing on the outro and on the one by one you hang them high line
SWEET ★ HONEY ★ BUCKIIN’ - ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ MY FAVOURITE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ ON THIS ALBUM !!!!!!!! DARE I SAY… I LIKE THIS MORE THAN PURE / HONEY !!!!!!!! I LOVE A MULTIPLE PART SONG !!!!!!! THE SWEET SECTION IS SO FUN TO DANCE TO AND THE HONEY PART IS MY FAVOTUITE PART OF THIS ALBUM AND THE BUCKIIN PART IS 10000/10 BUCKIIN BUCKIIN BUCKIIIN WOAHHHHHHH also also doesn’t ‘pretty as hell, au naturel , dinin' on farce’ melodically remind you of ‘all my pretty girls to the floor’ from pure/ honey????
AMEN - feelin like im at church again, and it repeats parts of american requirem 😩 i love a tie in omg this album is already such a classic AOTY PLEASE
★★★★★
overall, i think that this is simply the greatest thing to ever grace my ears. i dont think ive ever seen an album with so much thought, care and research put into it, and beyoncé is truly an albums artist and i really really really admire the work she puts into this. since i was really young i really loved her and watching her music videos (watching the self titled music videos at 8 years old is such a core memory for me LOLLL) so every album release is so special to me, and i feel so well fed w this album and i am so intrigued about what’s coming for act iii!!!!!! sorry again for all this talking, this was the cut down version of my thoughts ☠️
overall faves as of right now : sweet honey buckiin, daughter, ya ya, tyrant
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New Country 27e jaargang #T1253(S812) (C53) van 4 november 2024 (wk 45) uitzending op Smelne fm & Crossroads Country Radio
Album van de week: Cody Johnson Leather (deluxe)
Classic album: Kenny Chesney - No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems 2002
Hits of the Year : 2012
Maandfavoriet : Bellamy Brothers – Doing It This Way
Maandartiest : john Denver
John Denver - Thank God I'm A Country Boy *maandartiest
Phil Vassar – In A Real Love 20 jaar
Morgan Wallen – Thinkin’ Bout Me #1 2023
Jordan Davis – Know you Like That
The Castellows – Ways To Go
Koe Wetzel - Good Times
Cody Jinks – Same Kind of Crazy As Me (duet-with-ward-davis)
Kelsea Ballerini - How Much Do You Love Me.
Marshmellow & Kane Brown – Miles On It #1
Cody Johnson –Country Boy Singin'The Blues *Album vd week
Cody Johnson – Take It Like A Man . Album vd week
Vince Gill – When Love Finds You Entertainer 1994
Jake Owen – Alone with You 2012
Tanya Tucker - Tell Me About It.
Merle Haggard - Twinkle, Twinkle Lucky Star
Bellamy Brothers – Doing It This Way . . favoriet
Gabby Barrett – God, Money & Love sofi
Kenny Chesney - The Good Stuff
Kenny Chesney - No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems (classic album )
Ringo Star – Time On My Hands .
Buck Owens w/Ringo Starr – Act Naturally
Aaron Tippin - That’s As Close As I’ll Get To Loving You (3 in 1)
Aaron Tippin – kiss This
Aaron Tippin -There Ain't Nothin' Wrong With The Radio
Cody Johnson – I Wished It Was You
Jelly Roll – I Am Not Okay #1 album.
Trey Lewis – Scared To Death Of Dallas
Walker Montgomery – I Love The way You Love Me
Sammy Kershaw - Patches.
Jerry Douglas - _While My Guitar Gently Weeps. (The Set)
Jason Aldean - Take A Little Ride With Me Truck song
John Denver - I'm Sorry
Paul Gauthen - Speaking in Cursive juweeltje
Nate Smith – Fix what You Didn’t Break ..
Drew Baldridge – Tough People .
Riley Green -Don’t Mind if I Do vw
Cody Johnson – The Mustang Album vd week
Willie Nelson – Lost Cause
Tim Knol/ Bluegrass Boogie Man -The Deep Dark Woods *Dutch corner
Waylon - Human
Keith Urban – You Gonna Fly By #5 2011 (3.34)
Eric Church – Springsteen #4 2011 (3.42)
Hiner Hayes – wanted #3 (3.32)
Florida Georgia Line – Cruise #2 2011 (2.51)
Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together #1 2012
#playlist new country#maandagavond smelne's country avond#smelnefm#newcountry#maandagavond#countrymusic#playlist#cdvdweek#crossroads country radio#maandfavoriet#zaterdagavond
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On The Jukebox: Cascada - "Studio 24"
Largely covers on this one. Track listing below:
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" (originally performed by Marvin Gaye and Tami Terrell)
"If You Could Read My Mind" (originally performed by Gordon Lightfoot)
"Boogie Wonderland" (originally performed by Earth, Wind and Fire)
"Call Me" (originally performed by Blondie)
"Ain't Nobody" (originally performed by Rufus featuring Chaka Khan)
"Don't Leave Me This Way" (originally performed by Thelma Houston)
"Disco Inferno" (originally performed by The Trammps)
"I'm Every Woman" (originally performed by Chaka Khan)
"Murder" (Cascada original)
"Relight My Fire" (originally performed by Dan Hartman. Yup, the Take That version is a cover.)
"Playing For Keeps" (Cascada original)
"You Keep Me Hangin' On" (originally performed by The Supremes)
"Blame It On The Boogie" (originally performed by Mick Jackson. Yup, while most people would only know the version by The Jacksons, it is technically a cover.)
"Got To Be Real" (originally performed by Cheryl Lynn)
"Studio 24" (Cascada original)
[retropopmagazine.com gave this one a 3 stars out of 5 rating which I would very much agree with.]
#cascada#studio 24#marvin gaye#tammi terrell#gordon lightfoot#earth wind and fire#blondie#rufus#chaka khan#thelma houston#the trammps#dan hartman#the supremes#mick jackson#cheryl lynn
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MHA Song Association
I am, clearly, still working through matchups. I think I'm halfway done now, or at least close to that. But, I wanted to do this lol. matchups are still coming, don't worry. To those who have sent in requests for fics, I will start working on those when I finish match-ups. thankie :)
Izuku Midoriya
Best Day of My Life- American Authors
"I had a dream so big and loud."
"I'm never gonna look back, whoa
I never gonna give it up, no."
Katuski Bakugou
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid.- Offspring
"And turning all against the one, Is an art that's hard to teach"
Man, he never had a chance, And no one even knew, It was really only you."
"There's something in your way, And now someone is gonna pay, And if you can't get what you want, Well it's all because of me"
Shoto Todoroki
I am Not a Robot- MARINA
"It's okay to say you've got a weak spot, You don't always have to be on top"
"You're loveable, so loveable, But you're just troubled"
"Can you teach me how to feel real? Can you turn my power off?"
Kirishima Ejiro
Best Friend- Rex Orange County
"'Cause right now I see all these people that love me, But I still feel alone"
"I'm on my own shit now, Let me tell you how it feels to be fucking great, I feel great"
"And I can't wait to be your number"
Denki Kaminari
Monster Energy Gun- KevinKempt
No lyric content that made it his, it just works :)
Hanta Sero
Oops!- Yung Gravy
also, no lyric content, it just works :)
Tenya Iida
This Year- The Mountain Goats
"Listen to the engine wine, I am going to make it through this year, If it kills me"
This song just screams his moral conflict with his brother and Stain and being a hero
Mina Ashido
Working Bitch- Ashnikko
"I'm working, bitch, Ain't got no time for dick, Sure as fuck can't sway my attention"
"Cause I do well for myself, nothing you do is extraordinary"
Tamaki Amajiki
Breezeblocks- alt-J
"She may contain the urge to run away"
"The fear has gripped me, but here I go, My heart sinks as I jump up, Your hand grips hand as my eyes shut"
Mirio Togata
Pumpkin-The Regrettes
"Cause blueberry eyes seem to make time still, We can boogie in the sunshine with songbirds, bees, And I know you like to pull the leaves off trees"
"We're cruising slowly, but we're moving fast, We've both decided to thank our past"
Nejire Hado
Crush- Tessa Violet
No lyrics, just feel it
Shota Aizawa
Cold, cold man- Saint Motel
"I know, I am a cold cold man, Quite slow to pay you compliments, Or public displayed affections"
"The only bed worth sleeping's the one right next to you"
Yagi Toshinori
The Kids Aren't Alright- Fall Out Boy
"Former heroes who quit too late, Who just wanna fill up the trophy case again"
"And in the end, I'd do it all again"
"And I still feel that rush in my veins It twists my head just a bit to think All those people in those old photographs I've seen are dead."
Dabi
Leave Me Alone- NF
"I'm kinda twisted, so keep your distance, be a ghost"
"Yeah, see I'm inventive, but quite the menace, you ain't know?"
"Runnin' the game, but they don't even know it, Like I'm undercover and don't wanna blow it, I come out of nowhere, they don't even notice"
Toga Himiko
Monster- Dodie
"Get out of my room, smile wiped clean, Isn't it weird to be so mean?"
"Oh, how easily passion twists, You think I'm a crazy bitch, I craft my words to fit your head, 'Cause no one listens to the dead"
"Oh, I think it might be worth a try, Oh, am I ready to let this die?, Mhm, a monster's here, Mhm, you plug your ears, But hey, you might just listen to it sing, Please let the devil in"
Mr.Compress
Music Of the Night - from Phantom of the Opera
No lyrics, Mr.Compress and the Phantom are parallel in my mind
#my hero academia#izuku mydoria#deku#bakugou katsuki#kirishima#kirishima eijirou#shoto torodoki#denki kaminari#hanta sero#mina ashido#tamaki amakiji#mirio togata#nejire hado#all might#toshinori yagi#shoto aizawa#eraserhead#dabi#toga himiko#mr. compress#izuku x reader#bakugou x reader#kirishima x reader#todoroki x reader#bnha x reader#sero x reader#mina x reader#tamaki x reader#mirio x reader#nejire x reader
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Milkcow Blues Boogie 🐄💙
"Well, I woke up this morning
And I looked out the door
I can tell that that old milk cow
I can tell the way she lowed
Well, if you've seen my milk cow
Please, ride her on home
I ain't had no milk or butter
Since that cow's been gone"
Milkcow Blues Boogie - Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley recorded a rockabilly version retitled "Milkcow Blues Boogie" at Sun Records in November or December 1954. He begins the song as a slow ballad, then adds a spoken interlude by halting after the first four lines: "Hold it, fellas! That don't MOVE me! Let's get real, real gone for a change," prompting the trio to kick it into rockabilly gear. Sun Records released the song as a single on January 8, 1955, with "You're a Heartbreaker" as the flipside.
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Scrooge tossed aside a financial ledger with a deep, prolonged yawn. It hit his desk with a thump accompanied by a faint, subtle click. Scrooge didn’t hear it through the loud yawn that filled his ears.
Normally, Scrooge was alert and on the ball at work. A force to be reckoned with. Today, he was but a shade of his normal ferocity. His mind was clouded and unfocused, knocked loose by lack of sleep. The night before, a colicky Donald had kept him up. He had paced the long hallways of his home while he rubbed Donald’s back, singing soothing songs to lull them both back to sleep. It hadn’t worked. Neither of them got a wink of sleep. Without a care in the world, Donald was peacefully snoozing away in the carrier seat, placed on the center of Scrooge’s desk. His exhausted guardian wasn’t as lucky as the duckling. Instead of catching up on his rest, Scrooge had work to attend. What’s more, Duckworth was away on holiday and Scrooge was tasked with watching the darling duckling while he worked. And watch he did.
It wasn’t the exhaustion that distracted Scrooge from his work, but the little cutie on his desk. He couldn’t tear his eyes away, even though his lids were heavy with sleep. Donald need not do anything to command his attention either. Scrooge simply watched Donald sleep. He was enraptured by the gentle rise and fall of Donald’s chest. The occasional fidgeting that broke up a restful sleep. The little smiles that graced Donald’s beak. The way Donald clutched at his baby blanket. How his thumb found its way to his mouth without fail.
Scrooge placed a hand on Donald’s stomach, feeling the soft belly move with each breath. He was Scrooge’s joyous little yellow fluffball. He could look at him forever.
He might have, until Donald sneezed and farted. His tiny eyes shot open in surprise. He had startled himself awake.
“Bless you!” Scrooge said.
Donald stared up at him in wide-eyed surprise, as if he wasn’t sure who had made all that noise.
“That was you, cutie.” Scrooge booped Donald on his beak. Donald’s perplexed expression didn’t fade as Scrooge fished a handkerchief from his coat pocket. “Let me wipe away those boogies for you.”
With Donald all cleaned up, Scrooge resumed admiring his young ward. How one person could be so utterly captivating was beyond him.
Donald’s surprise at his sudden awakening had dwindled. He blinked blearily up at his uncle, letting his thumb slip from his beak to let a small yawn slip out with a high-pitched squeak. Scrooge couldn’t stifle an aw in response. His affectionate little sigh morphed into another yawn mid-way through the vocalization.
Scrooge lay his head gingerly on his nephew’s stomach. Heavenly. The combination of baby fat and down feathers made for a sublime pillow. He wondered idly if the boys in the lab could whip up a mock prototype that felt like this. They’d sell like hotcakes. He could see the billboards. McDuck Brand Pillows: Sleep Like a Baby Again.
He thought about pitching the product idea to his head scientist, Fulton Gearloose. Fulton was uniquely suited to the project. He had a wee one of his own. Gyro, he believed the babe’s name was. About a year or two older than Donald.
I should set up a playdate. A partnership between Donald and Fulton’s son could come in handy in the future when Donald takes over the company. It’s never too early to start networking after all. Scrooge’s eyelid drifted shut as he daydreamed about business opportunities both real and imagined. His mind teetered over the edge of sleep, ready to fall into that abyss, when a loud angry quack startled him away from that precipice.
He lifted his weary head and rubbed at his tired eyes. “Sorry, boyo. Didn’t mean to use you as a pillow,” Scrooge yawned. “It’s just that you’re so soft. And I’m so, so tired.”
His eyes blurred from lack of sleep. When they refocused, Donald’s tiny face was screwed up in an angry pout.
Scrooge poked Donald’s puffed-up cheek. “You are just adorable, you know that?”
“Nah!” Donald cried with a noticeable degree of irritation.
“Its true! Look at you! You don’t even know how wee you are. I could just gobble you up!” Scrooge grabbed Donald’s clothed feet and mimed nibbling on his toes. “Narm narm narm! I’m hungry for baby!”
Donald pout changed to smile with a giggle.
“Look at your toesie-woesies.” Under normal circumstances, Scrooge wouldn’t be caught dead using such schoompy baby talk in the office. But the combination of exhaustion and sheer adoration had made him careless and loopy. He wiggled one of Donald’s webbed toes with a lopsided smile on his face. “This little piggie went to the market—”
His beeper went off, cutting his recitation of the nursery rhyme short. Without bothering to check the message, Scrooge shut it off and dropped the offending piece of tech into a drawer. He shut it with a smug sense of satisfaction. Take that. Whatever was going on couldn’t be that pressing.
Scrooge struggled to recall what he’d been doing prior to the beeper’s rude interruption. Just as he seized upon his abandoned thread of thought, the loud ringing of his telephone severed it once again. Scrooge picked up the phone and slammed it back down on the receiver without hesitation.
How annoying. He abandoned whatever he’d been doing before. He switched over to tickling Donald’s foot with one finger. “Can you say unca?”
For the past week, he’d been prompting Donald to call him unca; all to no avail. All Donald could manage was the same old meaningless baby babble.
“Come on, lovebug.” Scrooge cradled Donald’s little foot in the palm of his hand. “Unca. Say un-ca.”
Donald gazed back at him. Scrooge’s anticipation grew as Donald opened his beak to say: “Ma-ma.”
“What?” Scrooge was taken aback. That was, without a doubt, the first word Donald had managed to squeak out so far, but it wasn’t what he’d expected. “No, no. Not mama. Un-ca.”
Scrooge slowed down and stretched the syllables, pointing at the movements his beak made.
“Ma-ma!” Donald yelled back.
Scrooge frowned and pointed at himself. “Me un-ca. Not ma-ma.”
Donald laughed. He liked the reaction this strange sound triggered in his uncle. “Ma-ma!”
Scrooge hung his head in defeat. He was talking like a caveduck. Oh, if people could hear him now.
He dropped Donald’s foot from his loose grasp. Scrooge stretched his arms out widely, the movement knocking the financial ledger he tossed earlier and sending it hurtling to the ground.
“Whoops.” As he bent to retrieve it, he heard his intercom crackle to life.
“Um sir?” His receptionist’s voice was backed by a chorus of awkward tittering and hysterical laughter. Scrooge straightened slowly, feeling dread wash down his spine.
He said… he said… He heard one of his employee’s gasp for breath in the background. He said toesies woesies!
Scrooge felt his heart drop into his stomach. Oh no.
Another man guffawed heartily. Boogies! He yelled. Mama Scrooge!
Scrooge looked at the ledger in his hand. When he’d thrown it down earlier, it must have hit the transmit button on his intercom. The entire staff of his main office located at his central headquarters had heard every last word of his sleep-deprived, mushy ramblings.
Hysterical laughter crackled over the line as his receptionist hemmed and hawed about trying to reach him earlier about the situation.
Scrooge violently yanked the power cord to his intercom, cutting off the echoes of his employees yelling Mama Scrooge at each other. Wide-eyed and mortified, he plunked his head back down on Donald’s stomach. This time he ignored Donald’s angry little quacks. He needed the comfort of his baby’s soft warm belly. He had a feeling this wouldn’t be the last time he heard the nickname Mama Scrooge around the office. Not by a longshot.
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How can we dye our hair black from the inside out? #ChineseBlackSesameDESSERTSOUP.. Hey. I think I need to cut out the sweets for once and for all.. Hmm? I may think like this today but I will do the complete opposite when I feel the stress hormones surging through my veins again. Is that why my hands are starting to look veiny? Hmm. I want to go back to the past only to dig my own grave for my past self so I can be reborn again into the present moment the real. Me.. That is trying to pave her own way into a brighter future tomorrow. Hey. Let's go and be practical for once and forever. I mean.. Who's going to take care of my family but me yoooo? XD I mean who's going to take care of me but me
Duh
FACEPALM straight on my flat face. Let's go~ 🎤😭💬 I.... WONDER WHO U AREEEEE? I DON'T KNOW YOU~ BUT U MAKE ME WONDER WHOOO UUU RRRR LALALALALAAL... GOSH. Ooooooorrreaaallly what does being practical mean? It means u r having all your thousand hands like a Boddhisattva on this deck ⛵.. Dude I am about to go to the otherside in my imagination for now because who is this quarantine made for? Us human beings have... The right hemisphere for a reason.. It is for me to.. Cross.. Towards Euphoria... Because.. 💯✨✨✨I 👁️👃👁️👂this Peaceful Melody calling me in the left hemisphere of my brain hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahhaahah XD dude. I feel like a total alien on this planet earth. Who's my captain hook maan..... Ok
Jaaa you
Goodnight. I love the song "Sorry" it reminds me not to feel sorry for myself but to actually make something out of my future..? Out of my present moment.. But my.. I seem to be everywhere right now. That is why..I don't speak or say a lot in real life. My words hold no meaning if they are not backed up by any actions. Let me take some action right now.. 🎬🎞️I don't like to cut corners but u may cut me some slack while I don't want to slack off so I have to take... Some action now... This is weird... Why do movies exist? I guess........... This is..... For me to find out. I want to be Sonmi... 45..1..?xd ha no.. I don't know. I don't want to be anyone but me.. That is liable to play different characters in a different.. Time zone.. Eh.. Anytime.. Call me.. Don't call me... I will pick up... This line is dead straight.. Haha hahahahahahha ha... Gosh. Bye! I get lost inside my own head. It is not funny anymore
The world must be brighter outside my head.. Hmm.. I wonder how my life looks like when I live from. My heart space? 🤔🤭😇🥳... 🤠🏇.. Ehhhtooooaaoaoaoaooa CD.... I ate his CD for breakfast and now I sound like a broken record hahahahahaahah k.. I have to get some 🎥 soul going on in my room because my room is... Seoullesssssswwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dude. People that read this may that I am weird.. But maybe u are... This.. Really... No nonsense type of person like me.. But u know what... This kind of.. Doesn't make sense to. Me either but it does.. In a very weird.. Paradoxical way... I sneezed. Goodnight. Take care. I will do what I didn't do a few weeks ago. I am behind. But I will catch up. Don't Heinz me. Byebye! 😭😂✨✨😁✨✨✨😁😁✨✨✨✨🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅~ aserejee jee Haa jshajajana I forgot that song.. The ketchup song made me.. Boogy woogy... I forgot them lyrics do Ooooo hahahahahaahah OK. 🎶
I want to do a cover of the Rose's song or a cover of my beloved.... 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫.... Eric Nampyeonieeeeeeeee.. I swear I do not dare to talk like this to him again, because this is kind of cringy? I actually dont want to be with u-ooh anymore because I don't love people that cheat on me? I don't even know you yet so how is this cheating? XD sassaeng 101.. Is what people will say but I don't mind. I think what matters most is that we are able to express how we truly feel without suffocating one another with our words. Ain't it right
Heeeeeh.. I don't think I am right but...for now I want to be myself again. Sigh. I am sick of hiding my heart inside a really suffocating chamber myself so... Hmm.. I miss this... Larger than life feeling I got when I was standing on the mountain top back in China. Ha. Or in Italy. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ Some people are experts in letting pasts be bygones but I don't think I am that great in it yet so let me start from now on. Honestly, I don't think anyone can just let bygones be bygones.. Without... Harboring some.. Thorns inside their own hearts.. Can they? XD I mean can we? Can I? Yes!.! A. A! Said yes we can. Yes I can. So yes we can. Alrighties. Ssssssleep well.... Use the time we have to build a stable foundation for the children of tomorrow~ duhuhuuhu... I can be one of them or I am one of them and so are you! No matter how old you are now. I am still convinced that we are all... Babies, turning into adults... Becoming grans and gramps of the universe.. Reaping or sowing tiny gems of wisdom into the planet earth 🌱🌲🌳🌴🌵🌾🌿☘️🍀🍃🎋🎄.. And what more? I know I can not be the person I wanted to be a while ago or I know that is trying to emerge from. Within me in just a split second because.. Like an onion.. I don't like to eat
U have to peel it one layer by one layer... Until u reach its core.. It is the essence that is able to kill our eyeballs with a fragrance that even garlic can't top... Off this vampire diary is ending now. I have to take care of. My psychical needs? Body now. My gums are bleeding red like the Rose I couldn't receive from Eric Nam a while ago lol. Hahahahah hahahaha. So I got a digital rose instead and honestly I am glad he sung that song because it got me like wooooo hahahahahahha. XD gosh. I have to buy myself a guitar for.. The birthday I wish I could attend a bit sooner than now.. But this date of birth is only starting... In September so.. Uhm.. Let's pray COVID-19 is ending soon so I can flyyyyyy away.... Save money
And... Uhhhhhmmm u know. There are a lots of places left for us as human beings to visit and a physical! Geographical location u can see, hear, taste or.. Feel or any other senses we can use to.. Discover planet earth is not one of them... I want to take everyone to Euphoria soon, with notes🎶 that will give me paper that means something to the society so I can pay my bills and live a happy and peaceful life with my hooman!.. MAN. MAN MAN MAN WHERE R THOU? OK. I DON'T NEED A MAN IS WHAT MODERN AGE WOMEN SAY IS WHAT I SAID TOO BUT OOOOLAAAAAAYAAAAJAKAKAKKAAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKA I JUST WANT A PSYCHOLOGIST I CAN TALK TO FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IN ZE BATHROOM BECAUSE I NEED A SINK TO BRUSH MY TEETH IN NOW BECAUSE IT IS BED TIME. OK. go.. PEACHES and cream are nice but u know what sets avocado's on fire?...... Chilli pepper flakes in the form of gochugaruuUuUuuiu haru haru😂😂🤣😅🤭 hahahahah.... I need to see if I can find someone as gross as me... Just kiddink actually we don't ... P💩P.. We let go~ of our goals.. That do not benefit anyone but ourselves... Because we have to embrace the golden Middle way that is going to help us... All... Go Back to or come through this heaven's doooorr.... 🚽🧻🚪🎤😇🤝😇🎻🎼🌐☮️🎸🎷🥁🎹.. This sounds like a peaceful melody that I can jam to.. For.. Longer than... This evening is really weird. I literally did nothing but roam in my own head space and the only thing I found was something that my heart didn't want to see because my soulmate said.. 🤫🤐Worry no more~ u are right where u are~ just take it slow 🐢 and we can go there anytime when you are ready, I am ready! When we are ready.. HUMANITY WILL BE READY TOO! SO LET'S GOAAAL 💗❤️💖🧡💛💚💙💜.. FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME I am going to bed. 🎶
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They're huge caravans they're leaving the Midwest gigantic I'm not running from the nights in White satin and that makes sense our son says I think it's Corgi tons and tons of people do they're moving very fast they're getting the hell out of there and they're saying it just saw the Mac and vaccine well we're after you no it's so what they're doing you ain't got in a fight maybe nicked or something so they started saying this you can't really do that and you get out of there and he was doing it last night too entertaining corky threatening him and he's still trying to s*** and this guy is the biggest fruitcake and losers space could have ever seen but they're moving it I mean boogie and I mean everybody is leaving this huge caravans tons of vehicles are on the road it's amazing I filled up for us entire week a lot of people save the gas and fuel and filled up now and they filled up an hour ago 10 minutes ago all day actually people have been leaving at steady stream and now it's a massive massive stream and we're helping cars along pulling up disabled ones there's a huge number of us working there's a gigantic effort huge huge numbers by the way are evacuating it is just the largest evacuation in the history of mankind because it's global and in the United States it is massive probably one trillion non-alien non-illion and he's right the number does not sound that large and we were saying 10 trillion non-alien nonillion hard knock kicker 5150 Lowriders. Let me see it again what we were seeing was we sold that many we did not distribute that many and then I said that's as many motorcycles as were made throughout the history of mankind times about 100 it all actuality that number has not been used ever throughout this entire war or conflict and now it is they are leaving and mass and it's doubled in the United States and really the real number is probably 500 trillion n.n. and at this rate it's going to be upwards of several hundred perhaps and the rest will leave soon and if not now because it's going to be hell there's too many Invaders
We have alerts here and he just sent one corky and his are going to be way out of control so we need to send in people now and yes tomorrow is Tuesday afternoon and they're going to be fired because the queen is up she went up in one of those rockets and she's going to land him and then go back up and land right away in Brazil and they're going to see these idiots everywhere
Thor Freya
They shall be Corky's at the time
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Betta Act R!GHT (Song Lyrics)
(Beat: All Around the World Jamie Foxx, Tempo Slowed down about 10 paces)
Hook: She's So Sweeet, Everything I Neeed/Dreamed, Perfect for MEee,, Just 4 Mee- & I Betta Act R!GHT,
(ad-lib echo: betta act riight),
Said I Betta Act Right
(betta act riiAyeiieet)
(Voice inflection/pitch- "Heyy, lets get awaaayyy...)
1nce in a Lifetiiime- A good 1 come along~ hope I don't blow it. Cupid shot me in the arm & I didn't know it..
She ain't nothin but A Souljah~^`- Already Knowin.'...- Ŵhere this is Goin'~ Planes. Trains. Automobilez.. Get the Armor All time to $hine up tha wheelz~ She Fine, She Badd-
Itz the Lady & the Tramp, Time to get my ish together can't be creepin like a Vamp- Late Niightz,~ & why this gotta happen in the Dog Dayz of Summer..
I'm kickin out the $quad, All for 1 in my Hummer.. If I screw it up I'll be like Dumb & dumber..
She said she want her pipes clean & I'm the perfect Plumber~Hook..
I'm usedta doin Me. No, To the Tee, ~Now See me go frm RedPill to PurplePill I guess it could be.. They hate to see us Happy. U found a New Pappy. I got a NÛ-NÛ.. Thm girlz is 0ld News.. She Bless Me to My Shoez,. Down from My Kingz Crown👑..I Feel I Can't Lose~ Evn Mo Cuz She Around.. & We'z A Power Couple~Matchin Lambourghiniz~Nothin Le$$ I'm Goin All~0UT- Show her what the Truth About~Hook.
Bridge~... Ummm, Loyalty Is Everything.. Stronger than A Diamond Ring,
That's 0n Everything~ She'z A Dime, @ Least...~ & It aint all about tha Boõotty..
Cuz it's evn more About tha Duûtty..
You'z A 1O, You'z A 1O, You'z A 1O- Mama.
Daddy down to get U Everything U Dreamed Of. & While I, & While I like l the way she Doõo Me... Gettin wett up in Jacuûzziiss..
Now she bobbin head up in the moviez..
Like 00ohh-Weee, U the smoothest freak,
& this Groõove is Street..
Won't trick, Don't trick.
But for U- I Treat.
~End-hook~She's so Sŵêêt,
Everything I need, Everything I Dreamed,
Perfect 4 Me,, Just 4 ME-
& I Betta Act R!GHT, betta aacct Rîîght-
Said I Betta Act R!GHT,
betta Accttt RííayeeeiIigghhtt. (2X))
**Beat- Change: Jeezy'$- 4 the Hood
(End Barz- I'm Siccer than the Coviiid if we fizzle out, Got yo name on my Chain-
We gon turn this planet out, Boss-Lady got her permmit, meet me @ the shootin range-
We be inta Killin Shis, Sittin Pretty 0n dem thangz. If it Ain't A Chevy I''mma Drive it Like A John Deere. Fre$h Solitaire on tha Band- Every New Year... I'mm her Fan~ Not her Stan~ I'm her 0nly Man.
I'mma hitt it frm Japan to tha Motherland!
Who her 0tha Mans?? She Neva heard of em'.. X'ed 0ut All the Exes now they know $he Don't Luv Em'.. & It's 0kay to be A Naughty Nymph wit Number 1.. Goin half onna baby girl or little Son.~
§hee soo sweêett~>>AutoTune the end.
& Swayze, A Go-gettah neva lazy, An Attack-Pit inna mini-skirt, All da playaz gone try to flirt but say bye If ya pocketz hurt- & Bag-back, that's My dessert~ Yep I'm the Sun & She da Earth, like Wind & Fire-
Don't get no higher than, Royal Caravan. Strapped like Pakistan, >>Quick to the butter, my mother gone love her>We takin no Ls & no Fail$, 0nly Chk$ in emails, If I bust she won't tell>She not Slow, & Not Shook, She Not Terrified- No, Not 4 Nothin- Cuz Mamiz A Rydah thatz Rarer than Seraphim,
Who want tha Smokey, Tha Toolie, the duelie- We Built By the Turf, & Go Hammer On Bammer Ways; 3hundred 60wayz~I BEND HER OVER, We ^Boogie In SUVs, ^Bang In the Nova, plus knockin Ish 0vr, A chip on my shoulda whn I get tha chances to pluck on her clover. Itz Game to the 0va', See tha Real Jehovah whn Climaxin Constantly,- & Simultaneous. Drown U in Rivers of passion we smashin 4 hours & hours like Time is Str8 Ours- Like Don'tStopdon'tstop~ Keep Applyin da Pressure Mos-Sensitive G-Spot, The Sheets Soaked A Lot!
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