#aight back to aa

[sushiisiu]

bday + doodles

[wheatormeat]

Kazuma is such a funny fusion of Mia and Edgeworth, they engineered an ace attorney guy out of my favorite ace attorney guys

Kazuma is my best friend

[shunin-gumis]

Designs of Happiness - Track B01

L4mps Main Story Translation

Title: ep[1] flowers for?

Characters: Toi, Ryui

Summary: Toi and Ryui are making a bouquet for some reason.

Thank you myun @/myuntachis, Niri @/Niri_riri and Dimi @/taatsums for helping me with proofing!

Location: Flower Laundry

Toi: Hmm…

Ryui: …Picked your flowers yet? If you can’t decide, I’ll choose them for you, so don’t hesitate to ask.

Toi: Thank you, Ani-sama. But I’m sure it’s best if I pick something by myself, right…? 

Ryui: …Right. I’m sure that’s what he’d prefer too.

Toi: Did you already decide what you’re going with?

Ryui: Yeah. We’ll practice making the bouquet when you’re ready.

Toi: Got it, I should hurry and make up my mind.

Ryui: Don’t worry, take your time. 

Toi: Okay… 

Toi: Ani-sama, don’t leave me behind, okay?

Ryui: Don’t be silly. Of course I’ll never leave you behind. 

Toi: …Okay. 

Ryui: …… 

Toi: …… 

Ryui: Toi.

Toi: Yes?

*Ryui hugs Toi*

Toi: Wah… What’s wrong, Ani-sama…?

Ryui: You looked like you wanted a hug… Am I wrong?

Toi: …Hehe.

Toi: No, you’re right. You always know exactly what I want. 

Ryui: Of course I do. We’re two halves of the same whole, after all. 

Toi: Ah…! 

Ryui: Mm? 

Toi: I think… I’ll pick this flower. It caught my eye just now. 

Ryui: It’s very you. I’m sure he’d be happy with it. 

Toi: Yes… It’d be great if it cheers him up, even just a little. 

Ryui: Aight. Let’s try our hand at making a bouquet for when the time comes.

Toi: Ani-sama, do you have scissors?

Ryui: How about I cut it for you? I’m worried you’ll hurt yourself.

Toi: I can do that much! …See!

*snipping sounds*

Ryui: Yep, a natural at handling scissors too.

Toi: Ehehe.

Toi: …… 

Ryui: …… 

Ryui: Hey, Toi… Remember the scissors we got back when we started elementary school? The yellow-green ones. 

Toi: I do! That takes me back… Even though we’d bought them separately, we ended up getting the exact same ones. 

Ryui: Right, right. 

Toi: The teacher put stickers with our names on them so we wouldn’t get confused over which one belonged to whom… 

Ryui: And then you ripped it off, saying we didn’t need it. 

Toi: You did too! At the same time, even.

Ryui: That I did… 

Toi: We’ve always been together, picking the same things, living through the same time… 

Toi: Whenever I got hurt, you’d also have an injury in the same place. When I thought about calling you, you’d call me right then instead. We’ve always matched. 

Ryui: And when we got in the bath, not even our old man could tell us apart. 

Toi: They always relied on the color of our clothes to figure out who’s who. So we’d prank them by swapping places often. 

Ryui: …Right. 

Toi: (We’ve always matched, ever since the moment we were born. Before I met Aa-chama, even the color of our hair was the same.) 

Toi: I’m so glad we’re twins. 

Ryui: Same. Can’t even imagine what being born alone must be like. 

Toi: …… 

Ryui: Here, you want me to hold this down so you can tie the ribbon, right? 

Toi: Yes, thank you. 

Toi: Hmm, I can’t get it right… It keeps coming apart… 

Ryui: Try tying it a little tighter? 

Toi: Okay, I’ll try that now… 

Ryui: …… 

Toi: …… 

Toi: (Ani-sama… If I could live a long life, unlike Dad, do you think we’d match even when we’re old grandpas?) 

Toi: (I wonder if that’s something you’d also wish for.) 

Toi: (I want to keep matching with you forever.) 

Ryui: Hm? Did you say something? 

Toi: Nope! It’s nothing. 

Ryui: Now I’m curious. Tell me. 

Toi: It’s okay, I’m not thinking about it anymore. 

Ryui: …… 

Ryui: (It’s been a couple weeks since we came back from Hakodate.) 

Ryui: (We were working on prep for the First Tour and whatnot when that guy just up and vanished… A lot of stuff has happened since then.)

Ryui: (Toi must’ve been feeling uneasy, wondering if I’ll leave him all alone back with the Shiramitsu family.)

Ryui: (There’s no way I’d let that happen. We’ll always be together, as long as he wishes for it.)

Toi: Oh, I think I’m getting better at tying the ribbon…!

Ryui: I’ll hold down the knot, so tie it one more time.

Toi: Mm… Like this… 

Ryui: …I think that’s the wrong kinda knot. 

Toi: Oh no, you’re right! Gotta redo it… wait, huh…? 

Toi: I keep getting it wrong… 

Ryui: It’s all the ribbon’s fault. Let me at it, I’ll wrangle it into submission. 

Ryui: …There, that’ll do it. 

Toi: As expected of Ani-sama… What a pretty butterfly knot! 

Ryui: I‘m pretty good, right? I think I do a better job than a certain florist. 

Toi: Ehehe, yay! 

Ryui: Guess I’ll tie this one off too. 

Toi: Using dry flowers in your bouquet really shows off your great taste, I think it looks wonderful.

Ryui: This one’s just for practice, but when I get better at it, I’ll give you one too. A much better one. 

Toi: Really? I’d love that! Should I keep it in my room, or use it to decorate the shop… 

Ryui: …Looks like you’re feeling a little better. I’m glad. 

Toi: Yep! Thank you as always, Ani-sama… Let’s make the best bouquet ever for the real deal.

Toi: So that we can express how truly sorry we are to him… 

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[grassyhorizon45]

Coincidence?

Sirius × Reader where monthlies gets the best of Y/n (first time meeting)

Warnings: fluff?

Words: 414

a/n: Aa– no, there is no smut. I wrote this a while ago aand then totally forgot about it hehe :/

She was shivering, propped up against a wall of the busy hallway she was in, shaking in pain. 

She felt her stomach churn, increasing the agonizing torture in the span of two seconds. The air grew heavy and she started seeing stars.

“H-Hey, are you alright?” She heard someone approach her as she closed her eyes, breathing heavily. She shook her head, choking out a “No”.

“Uhh– What can I do to help?” The guy was blurry when she opened her eyes; in fact, everything was blurry. 

She shut her eyes again. “I-I’ll be f-fine”

But before she knew it, the world faded to black.

~

Sirius didn’t know what to do. He couldn’t just leave the unconscious girl here…… Ah– Madam Pomfrey. Why didn’t he think of that earlier?

Sirius scooped the small sized girl off the ground, hastily making his way to the hospital wing.

The girl groaned, stirring from her sleep. 

“Woah, easy there love—” Did I just say that? “You don’t want me dropping you before we get to the hospital wing,” he teased. 

She nodded subtly, staring at him in this light.

Sirius Black. He and his friends were always trouble– or so they say… But at this point? She’d take any help she can get.

Y/n clenched her stomach, feeling another wave of pain crash over her.

“Feeling any better? I wasn’t expecting you to faint on me…” Said Black, attempting to distract her from the discomfort. 

She was still wincing, but nodded anyway. “Th-Thanks, I would still be there if not f-for you.”

Madam Pomfrey whisked her away after they got there, seemingly understanding the situation at hand.

Sirius waited outside, not wanting to leave before knowing she was alright. 

A few friends of his passed by, wondering what he was up to. And of course Sirius just shrugged it off, teasing them a little too before they left.

~

Who knew all she needed was some pain killing elixirs and a little recovery time? The school nurse knew it was cramps the moment she laid eyes on Y/n.

“Hey, you good?”

Y/n jumped, not expecting to see the guy still there. She gulped and nodded.

“That's good to hear. I didn't get your name actually,” he scratched the back of his head awkwardly.

“I'm Y/n… You're Black right?”

“Sirius Black. You up for dinner tonight? Seven.”

She felt her face grow hot. He was asking her… out?

“S-Sure…”

Sirius grinned, “Aight, see you then.”

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Aight so I’m definitely writing the old man style first, but I also fucking cried last night working on part 2 of Bedtime Stories bc this one takes place smack dab in the middle of chapter 4 of BBFA2 with Stan zoom calling into his AA meeting and the later conversation with his sponsor about new coping mechanisms bc a lot of his usual ones are physical and he can’t do shit with broken ribs 😭 literally I’m super emotional bc I don’t touch on the later timeline OJV alcoholism stuff other than to mention it in passing, because I don’t have the firsthand experience, but asking someone in my life who has that experience so I get it right has me feeling every single feeling, like I’ve said before that Stan’s sobriety is super important to BBFA2- onward, he stops drinking a while after Sad Sack and Bicycle Lane and I’ll never write the early days of his recovery bc that’s not my story to tell, but struggling down the line I can fuck with. A a big trigger for Stan’s drinking is being injured; being sedentary. So this brings up a lot of big feelings, brings him back to after he broke his arm in high school and decided to quit football. He went on a bit of a binge to cope with that (another thing I won’t write), and this is the first time since then that doing something he loved hurt him this bad.

The difference? This time he has the emotional tools to actually deal with it. He has his friends in the program, Kyle has a degree in psychology now and knows more how to help. Stan getting hurt gets the ball rolling for them figuring out what’s going on with their new neighbor in the story. This is also when Stan realizes he’s ready to take on a sponsee of his own.

[manicpixiedgoblin]

Nervous Young Inhumans

Masterpost

Chapter Ten.

It’s not that Ellie was sober - she wasn’t.

It’s the difference between doing molly at a party and a few lines as a New Year’s special and someone who relies emotionally on substances. She’d kept smoking during college, but seeing Jesse like this she couldn’t engage. She couldn’t enable him and feel fine.

Smoking in front of him felt like doing shots at an AA meeting - one where the alcoholics didn’t know what they were.

After Walt left, they’d been sitting in silence. Around ten minutes had elapsed since Jesse’d ripped the bong and they’d remained immobile when he reached for it again and broke the silence.

“Aight,” he said, “are you gonna smoke up or are you gonna leave?”

Ellie stared blankly at him.

“Whatever,” he packed the bowl and sighed.

“Jesse, why don’t we try talking?”

“Oh, now you wanna talk,” he jabbed.

“What does that mean?”

“It means I said smoke up or get the hell out!”

She looked hurt but nodded. She told herself she couldn’t blame him for what he said now, she couldn’t hold his illness against him. But having someone you love repeatedly attack you is hard to ignore.

“Okay,” she stood up, “call me if you need anything.”

“I told you what I need,” he looked up at her, one of his legs splayed out and the other bent, looking like a kid in his pajamas. “I need you to stop acting like my mom and light the fuck up.”

“I can’t.”

“Then leave.”

“Alright.”

She opened the door and looked back at him once, concerned. He rolled his eyes and threw the plastic bag full of weed at her.

“Fuck you, get rid of it if that’s what you want!”

She caught it almost inadvertently, and trying not to cry shut the door behind her and stood there a moment with her heart in her throat. Finally, she let out a shaky breath and looked at the six or seven grams of weed in her hand. She didn’t want to go back in so she put it in her coat pocket and walked to her car.

***

Jesse texted: I’m better. Sorry about this morning.

She read the text from Jesse while working on the painting that night, after her rounds and a shower. He’d sent it way earlier but she’d been too busy to notice.

El: I’m glad.

After texting him back she lit a cigarette and kept working on the details. It took her a few moments to realize that what was bothering her about it wasn’t something wrong with the composition but with the subject itself. She sighed and took it off the easel, propped it against the wall on the ground and took another drag before setting her cigarette down.

She had a couple more canvases in the hallway closet, she pulled a large square one out and opened a new indigo blue paint for the first coat.

Jess: we cool?

Ellie looked at her phone and without replying set it face down on the counter. She thought back to this morning and realized - she knew he would end up sleeping with Jane. She shouldn’t be too bothered by it - before Jane, she knew a relationship was her call. Yet now that someone else was there it bothered her. If he really felt the same way she did about him, he wouldn’t want anyone else, right? She groaned, picked up the phone and set it down again roughly this time.

She took a last drag of her cigarette, put it out and grabbed a paint brush to start.

***

Jesse was laying on the sleeping bags - back in his bedroom - tangled up with Jane on the ground.

“I uh- really need to get some furniture,” he laughed. They’d just finished having sex, and she turned smiling.

“I suggest you start with a bed.”

Jesse chuckled. His phone pinged. He turned around to find it, tucked away in the pocket of his discarded pants.

Ellie: we’re cool.

“Who is that?” Jane asked.

“Uhh, Ellie,” Jesse hesitated.

“Your best friend? She seemed nice.”

“Yeah, no, she’s great,” he sighed, “I was kind of a dick this morning.”

“Why?”

“I don’t know why,” he turned to face her, “it’s like the more she tries to help the more I get mad. I know she wants what’s best for me, but I wish we agreed on what that was.”

“Hmm. I get that.”

“And you know, she’s gonna flip if she finds out, uh,” he signed with his hands, “about this, I mean.”

“Why?”

Jesse faced the ceiling. After a pause, he shrugged.

“Does she like you?”

“No, no,” he quickly said, “no. Nothing like that. I mean, something like that. She used to. But she’s got this whole life now and - no. No, she doesn’t like me like that.”

“But you used to be together?”

“We uhh, kind of. We tried.”

“How long ago?”

“Long. Before she went off to college.”

“Oh,” Jane nodded, “that’s a while. So why should she flip? Nothing’s happened since and you’re still friends, right?”

“No, yeah, right. Right. I mean maybe more like worry or whatever. I don’t know.”

“Does she think I’ll hurt you?” Jane joked, turning on her belly and tracing her fingers on Jesse’s chest.

“She doesn’t know you.”

“We can fix that.”

***

They were counting money when Ellie pulled up. She still wasn’t used to seeing Jesse’s new car. Back in his old car, it was all crowded with memories. She’d pasted a sticker of one of those cabbage patch dolls on the passenger mirror, they’d kept a book of poems she read him in the glove compartment, and they’d had so much bouncy-sex in parking lots in the back.

She didn’t knock and went inside, just as Walt was picking up something from the floor.

“This isn’t your style,” he greeted her.

“What’s that?” Ellie asked, narrowing her eyes.

Walter was holding an earring with a cross. Jesse quickly took it and slipped it into his pocket.

“Nope,” Ellie said, “not my style. How’re you both doing?”

She tried to act normal. It wasn’t anything she hadn’t expected.

“Alright,” Walt nodded, “how’s your work?”

“All good. Gotta get back soon, I just wanted to uh, drop this off.”

She set down a bag on the floor and dipped out before anything else could be said.

***

Her phone rang a few minutes after she left, while she was still driving on her way to the hospital. Of course it was Jesse.

“Hey,” she tried to sound casual, “what’s up?”

“Uh, hi?”

“Hi.”

“Are you okay?”

“I’m good, yeah. You called. Are you okay?”

“I’m - yeah, I’m good. I just wanted to make sure, y’know, that we’re cool.”

“We’re cool, Jess,” she pretended not to understand, “I was just worried about you abusing the shit out of drugs.”

“I meant - I meant with what Mr. White said.”

“What did Walt say?”

“The earring, Ellie!”

She pressed her lips for a moment. “Oh. That.”

“Yeah…”

“Yeah, Jess. We’re fine. I mean,” she shrugged, and tried to sound natural, “we’re new at being friends, yeah. But we both want to make it work and uh, people sleep with people. And they tell their friends. Or, y’know, they don’t always, but, whatever. Friends are cool with their friends having sex, right?”

Silence for a moment and then, “so you’re sure we’re okay?”

“I’m sure, Jess,” she pulled up at her parking spot, “listen, I gotta go, I just arrived at the hospital. But we’re fine. This is how life is, this is how a friendship works, yeah?”

“Alright. Talk later, then.”

“Bye, Jess!” she sounded too cheerful.

“Aight, talk soon, El. Bye.”

***

When she got home that night she instantly opened a bottle of wine and drank straight from it. About halfway through, most of it having been drunk between her shower and smoking in the balcony, her phone went off.

“I told you we’re good, my friend,” she picked up mockingly.

“You’re not gonna like this, but we really need your help,” he sounded out of breath.

“Woah, okay, yeah, what’s up?” she tried to sober up.

“We, uh,” she heard him say something to someone else then press his face back to the phone, “someone got hurt. Not like, badly hurt, but they probably need uh stitches.”

“Was it you? Are you okay?”

“No, I’m fine, someone else.”

“Was it Walt? His skin is probably more sensitive now, his cicatrization processes-”

“El, you don’t know the guy, but can you help?”

“Yes, I can help.”

She heard him say something else to someone on the other side, muffled. She took out a cigarette.

“Are you coming here?” she asked.

“Is it safe?”

“Why would anyone be watching my place?”

“Yeah, we’ll bring him there.”

“‘Mkay,” she smiled at the phone, “see you soon, then!”

About fifteen minutes later, he called again. She’d cleaned up the place a bit and found a first aid kit and some other supplies, sterilized an area of her bathroom. She was smoking a cigarette when he called her.

“You’re here?” she asked, looking down from the balcony.

“Listen, I know no one’s watching, but Walter needs to be home by ten, so,” Jesse explained, “just trust me, please take care of this guy. He’s cool. He’s Badger’s lawyer.”

“You injured a lawyer?”

“He’s not a real lawyer-“ the sound of someone punching him interrupted his words, “hey! Bitch. Fine,” and then to Ellie again, “yeah, it was an accident. He’s being a bitch about it.”

“Whatever, yeah, I’ll fix the lawyer,” she said, “507, Jess.”

“Yeah. Do you want me to come after I drop Walt off?”

“What for?”

Silence. “Okay. Text me when it’s all done.”

“Yep.”

She hung up.

She heard knocking on the door and walked to open it, barefoot across the hardwood floors and the large rug she had in her living room. The man on the other side had a familiar face.

“Oh,” she said, “hmm… yeah. Commercials guy.”

“That’s me,” he smiled, then very obviously checked her out. “Are you a real doctor?”

“Realer than yourself,” she stepped aside to let him in.

She’d put on some clothes, but maybe not enough. She had on an oversized t-shirt and some pj shorts which barely showed. He walked into the apartment and gave it all a look as interested as he’d given her.

“Nice place,” he said, then extended his hand to her, “Saul Goodman.”

“Yes, I guessed,” she ignored his hand and pushed his hair out of his face, looking at the cut on his forehead.

“Yeah, your buddies,” he said, “work hazard, I guess.”

“We don’t get many lawyers for that these days,” she pointed him to the bathroom, “that way.”

“You know, you’re too hot to be a doctor,” he said walking towards the door she’d signaled.

“Thanks.”

“And what is your name?”

“Ellie.”

She walked into the bathroom behind him and tapped the sink twice, as he hopped on.

“Wait,” she said, turning around and letting out a light burp, “sorry.”

“Are you drunk?”

“Barely.”

“Woah,” he grabbed her hand, which was already reaching for his head again, “you can’t suture me while drunk!”

“I’m not drunk and I could do this plastered,” she rolled her eyes and swatted his hand away.

“Jesus, what do these guys think I am? I can’t walk out of here all Frankenstein’s monster!”

“You’ll be fine, shut up,” she grabbed the needle and the thread, “now stop moving or you’ll make it worse.”

He grunted but conceded, biting his tongue for once. The bleeding had subsided enough, but the gash was pretty broad, considering it was on his head.

“Drink some of that if you want,” she pointed to the bottle next to him.

“Is it gonna hurt?”

“Not more than busting it open did.”

“Is it gonna leave a scar?”

“Probably.”

He drank and then she pushed his head back. Because of the uncomfortable positioning, and the fact she was drunk enough not to care, she ended up propping her knee on the sink and pressing herself close to his face. She started the first stitch and he hissed.

“Don’t move,” she mumbled, focused.

She got through the five stitches it took without realizing he was distracting himself by alternating staring at her chest and face. When she was done she jumped down and looked at it from afar.

“Great,” she smiled satisfied and grabbed the bottle, taking a swig, “you’re good to go, then.”

She walked out of the bathroom and threw herself on the couch, realizing how exhausting it’d been to treat someone in this state. She had the bottle in her hand, and with the other she reached out for the remote to turn on the tv.

“Uh,” Saul walked behind her and sat on the edge of the sofa, “so what now? Can I just stay over?”

She gave him a confused, pissed off look.

“I mean your buddies sort of kidnapped me and left my car at my workplace and you can’t drive like this, so,” he shrugged.

She groaned, “I’ll call you a cab.”

“I wouldn’t want to be a problem, you know, I’m just saying, I could very well stay.”

“Cute, but no,” she stood up, walking over to the kitchen counter where she’d left her phone.

“So you’re a doctor and you paint?” she heard him say.

“Occasionally.”

“Which one?”

She ignored him and looked for the cab company in the yellow pages.

“It’s actually beautiful,” Saul said.

“Don’t look at them.”

“I like it. Very Carrington meets Bosch.”

“Why do you know about art?”

“What? Am I just supposed to be a two-dimensional lawyer?”

She ignored him again, dialing the number and calling him a cab. When she hung up he was standing besides her.

“They’ll be here in ten,” she said, “you can wait downstairs.”

“You’re sure I can’t stay?” he looked down at her, putting his hand to her arm.

She looked at his hand and then back at his face.

“Clean the stitches, sleep with your face up and take ibuprofen as needed,” she backed away, “goodnight, Goodman.”

He put his hands up in defeat and walked towards the door, grabbing his suit coat on the way.

“So, uh,” he stopped with his hand on the door handle, “I’ll call you to remove them?”

“They’ll fall by themselves.”

“Oh.”

“Night,” she pressed, glaring at the door obviously.

“Okay,” he opened it, “goodnight, Ellie.”

[lilyblackdrawside]

Yep, we’re back on Sniperknights.

Turns out that yes, May is still excellent. She’s an amazing opener either with the Vanguard/Sniper/Specialist or Defender/Caster/Sniper pick. I’ve come to prefer the latter, since there are a few decent 5-star Defenders I can take on the back of May, like Heavyrain or Hung.

Rosmontis didn’t perform too well, but I didn’t expect her to. She’s just a bit unfortunate by being locked to ground enemies and there being many other options for splash damage. She does have the unique niche within the Snipers that she can deal pretty decent arts aoe damage, especially if you get a Spinach-type and/or sp-charge relics.

W feels very hit or miss. I picked her up before Victory Horn and Glory Pack. She just seems unable to get going. Her S2 is too slow in most cases, even here where I have +0.7 sp/s and it’s on M3, and her S3 is as good as always, but there are a lot more convenient disables to use. She does do it at great range and her S2 mines also trigger Glory Pack, which I didn’t get to mess around with much since I needed her S3 a bunch. I’m not convinced by her, even when I can get her prepromoted and for 5 Hope.

Silence’s healing drone is affected by aspd. It sucks vs Highmore. Shame.

I definitely got saved by having +55% hp here. There were a bunch of spots where I would’ve just been bursted down without that. Overall, not a run with much damage though. Feels weird to win by defense. The three Caster vouchers in a row at the start were also very funny. (I started with one Reserve Caster and then got Reserve Caster -> free Pith -> Pith promote) Sadly, not even Pith is able to do much anymore, even with her 20 res ignore and as much as I like her. Also not a single Supporter voucher in the entire run. Not even when I couldn’t’ve afforded my desired Supporters anyway.

I found that there are a lot of stages where just deploying a ground unit is too much of a hassle and it’s all because of these guys:

They always spawn in such a way that they’re pretty much last in regular targeting priority. They weigh a lot, so Besiegers will target them first (which will also get you killed) but that’s it. I guess Ceobe S2 would also have high priority on them. These things are just way too beefy, inflict massive corrosion damage, eat up your block count and deal high damage. Trying to find spots for someone like Elysium - or really any melee Vanguard - can be a real challenge on a lot of stages because of this. So I found that going for Sniper Squad is pretty good, because then I can simply grab some AA Snipers like May or GreyThroat who can deal reasonable damage to them, are cheap to deploy and handily clear early enemies while also providing decent support (May does anyway, GreyThroat just deals really good damage). This has been working out on Waves 13, so I’m looking forward to that changing on 14. Of course, I was also running other Snipers anyway, which I can now get quicker and cheaper. Between the Medic/Sniper, Vanguard/Guard and Defender/Supporter squads, I have the most staples in Snipers alone and I get discounted Medics on top of that. Getting a prepromoted Whisperain is great and other Medics like Ptilo or Warfarin are useful for their utility as well. Snipers provide good tempo, but there are a few earlygame stages that are a bit rough when I don’t get Highmore first, but I’d rather reset through the earlygame than anything else.

I did find merit in the Defender/Supporter squad as well, since both classes hold a lot of really good operators that I simply don’t have the hope or initiative to grab normally. I can’t just spend 4 for an Elite 1 Pramanix or Liskarm, but spending 2 for a prepromote is pretty fair and I also have a few good 6-star Defenders raised, so that’s aight. But ultimately, D/S Squad never got anywhere.

Casters suck at these high waves, I guess Ifrit would still hold up, but I don’t see her being terribly competent regardless. Tomimi could be good once her module comes out, simply because she deals physical damage, but... no, sorry. Oh yeah, Arts damage being so limp at this point is also why the Broodmothers are so annoying. It’s not like they have skyhigh def, but their res would normally be more manageable. I hope they show up in other game modes some time soon.

That’s waves 13 done. The final modifier on waves 15 looks fine, I was dreading something truly awful. It’ll still suck, but that’s okay.

[monochromatic-ahhhh]

Arrow has amazing timing on updating two different fics today...

ARROW GIVE US A MINUTE ITS ONLY BEEN 24 HOURS SINCE KING'S TIDE

anw I'm glad the watch fic update was a lighthearted one (that call out dhhd)

THE FIRST (technically 2nd) CHAP THO OF THE DANGANRONPA FIC JKSABHSJ IT WAS LIBBY OMG IM SO EXCITED IT TOTALLY SUITS HER TOO

(THIS RESPONSE HAS BEEN IN THE DRAFTS FOR HOURS BC I KEEP GETTING INTERRUPTED WHILE TRYING TO FREAKING READ)

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

OKAY WOW THAT WAS AS TRIP SES 3 EP 4 REACTION TIME HECK BCUKLE U P

[Monkie Kid season 3 ep 4 spoilers under cut]

OH 

OH I PULLED UP THE EP AND ADRENILINE KICKED IN HGBSDLKFM;AOWEF 

SCREAMS

OKAY, SO THESE EPS

I’M GETTING THAT “AA I’M NOT READY” FEELING AGAIN HELPGBFJBAAWFMA;WEO

DANCES DANCES BREAKDANCES

i can’t actually breakdance

or dance…

MOVING ON BG;LKDSMNFAOWE 

*stares at the title* 

OH HAHA THIS IS A MACAQUE EPISODE ISN’T IT

AAAHAHAHAH I’M GONNA PERISH, I’M GONNA PERISH SO BAD BGAKDSMFOAWEF 

CONCERN 

INHALES

OKAY

PLAYED PART OF THE INTRO TO TEST THE SOUND AND I’M ON THE FLOOR ALREADY 

THE THEME SONG MAKES ME SO FREAKING HAPPYYYYYBGFL;MF;AOIGMAWEF WAILS 

SOBS CRYING BGSDFM;IOAFWAEF

FALLS ON THE FLOOR SOBS AND FLIPS TABLES 

OKAY I’M FINE HERE WE GO CLEARLY MAC EP PROBABLY HERE WE 

SCREAMS

SAND

HECKINGBGDSFKMAOEW

MAC EP

MAC EP 

MAC EP

AIGHT LETS SEE HOW STUPID YOU REALLY ARE MY GUY I’M READY BRING IT

I’M SO FREAKING NOT READY HELGNGFOIHAGA;WOE

THE SIGH 

JUST 

“ugh…” 

GBSDFMA;OGHAWE

 ALSO MY GOSH THIS 

THIS ANIMATION

BGAS;DLKFM;OAWE

MAC, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT

MAN DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HIS FUEL GAUGE IS AND CRASHES GBSL;DKFMAWEOF 

OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHO COMPASS THINGIEEEE

THAT FACE

THAT EXPRESSION

OH FLASHBACKKKK OHHHHHHH

SCREAMS 

SCREAMING

IM 

I DONT EVEN AHVE ANY THOUGHTS I’M JUST ONE BGI LONG SCREAM RN 

THE SURPRISE ON HIS FACE

AND THE

THAT MANS AFRAID RIGHT THERE

“You’ve been busy” DUDES ALREADY TRYING TO TALK AND HE’S ALREADY DOOMED 

Wowa

HELLO

HAIR

BG;SDLKMFOAGHA;OIWEGAMEWF 

SHE’S GROWN IT OUT BG;SDNM;SOHGWEA WHEEZING 

NICE STYLISH 

NOW JUST  RELEASE THE CHILD FOR GOODNESS SAKE BGSD;FM;OAWEF 

I NEED LIKE, FOUR HUNDRED YEARS TO PROCESS THIS

“UR OATH” AYO MACKY BOY WHAT DID YOU DO 

OH I’VE NEVER BEEN ACTIVELY CONCERNED FOR THIS IDIOT BEFORE BUT I AM FEAR.PNG SCREAMS 

HE LOOKS SO SCARED IN EVERY FRAME OH MY HECK HECK HECKE HCKEHGKMDFOAIWEF

M,ANS DEAD

MANS DEAD

MACAQUE DEAD AND BROGHT BACK REAL 

OH MY 

HI

OKAY

I AM NOT READY FOR THIS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT 

OKAY

SHE’S TERRIFYING 

I’M FEAR.PNG

WHAT WHAT EHGBSFMAWE

SCREAMING

I’VE HAD THIS PAUSED FOR FIVE MINUTES I’M STILL PROCESSING THE FACT THAT LBD BROUGHT MAC BACK FROM THE DEAD???????

WOOOOOOOOOOO

I’M 

GONNA DIE THIS EP

THIS IS IT

DEAR GOSH 

I’M JUST

HHAAHA

SITTING HERE

A H  

LAYS DOWN 

H

HI FLASHBACKS IN A FLASHBACK *WHEEZING* 

BUT UH

HAHA

HAHAHAH

THE BLUE CHAINS???? 

AND IT LOOKS LIKE MAC’S OWN SHADOWS ARE TURNING AGAINST HIM AND BINDING HIM HELLO/??? 

WHAT DO I EVEN SAY TO THIS HELPBG;SDMF;AOWG;OAWUIEFM 

HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S  GETTING CONSUEMD BY HIS OWN SHADOWS ????? HELLO????????? 

WOW

THIS IS A LOT TO UNPACK MY GOSH

THE HTING IS THO IS THAT BOTH MAC AND LBD ARE UNRELIABLE NARRATORS SO I DONT’ KNOW HOW MUCH OF THIS I CAN TRUST BUT MY GOSH HECK MAN 

Mac being like “nah” and just straight up leaving is jBGAKWME;FAWOEF

okay

OKAY

HAHAHAHAHHA

SORRY IT LOOKS

K

SO LIKE

MEMORY ALTERING?? HALF POSESSON?? FORCED FLASHBACKS??? MAKING HERSELF SEEEM LIKE A GOSH DANG ANGEL IN THE FLASHBACK IN HIS MIND?? 

OHHHHH BOYYYY OH BOYYYY WE’RE NOT OKAY 

MAC ACTING UNAFFECTED WHILE HE’S FREAKING TERRIFIED IS GBSD;FMAWOE 

BGKLDFMWE LOOKS LIKE MAC TOOK HALF THE ANIMATION BUDGET ALONE NGL 

I’M GRASPING AT HUMOUR STARWS RN LET ME BE 

WOW

OKAY 

CHAINS

HI 

THE WAY THE SYMBOL ORIGINATED UNDER HIM HAHHAHAHA 

HAHA

OH BOY

OHHHHH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YEAH SO THIS EXPLAINS

WHY HE LOOKS 

THE WAY HE DOES

EP 1

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

MAN

I’M DYING

WE’RE

HECK

HECK

EHCK

HECKGB;SDAKJFNAGWE

I’M BRAIN NOT HI

ACK 

OKAY WE’RE GOOD FINE

“CHAMPION”

HAHAHAHHAHA

OHHHH BOYYY

MANS JUST LOOKS EXHAUSTED NOW

HE’S STUPID AND NEEDS HECKING HELP 

WOW MAKES SENSE WHY HE’S “SIDING” WITH HER NOW HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I PAUSED IT TO LOOK AT PIGSY AND TANG AND I TOOK TO LONG AND IT PUASED ON WUKONG AND I JUST YELLED ��IT’S HIM” GBSAD;KFMNA;WOEIDFMAWEF I HAVE SUCH BRAINROT FOR THIS STUPDI MONKEY I LOVE HIM GBSD;FAGMOWE

TANG HE’S BEEN GLOWING THE WHOEL TIME WHAT DO YOU MEEAAANN 

I love Pigsy So much BGAKL;WMFE;OWEF 

TANG SCOLDING PIGSY BGSDALFMA;WEO

If they didn’t have pigs they’d never get anywhere BGSAKLWMWE

HE’S THE DRIVE THE “LETS KEEP GOING” HURRY UP KGNSAD;LFMAWOEF

MEI IS THAT MEME 

“IF I HAD THIS GUY I’D HYPE HIM UP SO MUCH, I’D WALK INTO A ROOM AND ANNOUNCE HIM AND IF YOU DON’T CLAP I’LL BLOW UP THIS BUILDING” OR WHATEVER IT IS GBASKFMAWE 

WHAT ARE THEYGBSDJL;FKMA;WOE RTYING TO ACCOMPLISH U CAN’T JUST HRRGGHHHH UNTIL U DBG;LSAJKVBOER HELPOGFAWEF

YEAH OF COURSE YUP GBASLKFM;AWEF 

CRYING OVER HOW SUPPORTIVE THEY ARE BGDS;JF;AWME ;A; 

Kay so last episode was “I know my powers will come back when my friends are in danger” and now he’s “how do i know it’s gonna work” 

feels contradictory and a little neyh writing :T 

TEH GOLD VISION IS THE BABY PIOWERBGDSKFM;AWEF

I’M NOT EVEN AS GOOD AS A BABYGBSDFAMOWEGFIGAW PLEASE MK BOI LAD MY GUY HELPBGSDLKMA;OIGEW

MEI AND SANDYGBFMA;OGHA;WEF

Mk i just v upset at himself :( 

Interesting how Monkey King’s insecurities in his powers result in not saying anything and trying to fix it on his own, brushing off concerns, while Mk’s manifests in anger at himself 

MAN ANYWAY 

WAIT I HAD TO GO BACK AND 

“WHAT USE AM I” 

MK

BUDDY

SHAKES HIM

U DON’T NEED TO BE USEFUL THAT’S WHY MONKEY KING IS RE-CHARGING BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TO YOU DON’T NEED TO BE USEFUL TO BE IMPORTANT N

Okay so i get he just wants to help but my guy please PLEASE BG;SDAFMOAWEF 

 THE WAY MEI PRONOUNCED SAMADHI 

BGASKLDMFAWOE CRYINGBFALM;OEFIWE

“TANG DON’T JUST YELL, I CAN DO THAT” 

HE IS A PARENT I’M WHEEZINGBDSF;LAM;WEF

UH

NO

NO THEY DIDN’T 

MK DON’T GET IN THE CAR WITH MACAQUE

IT’S MACAQUE

MK DON’T GET IN THE CAR I SWEAR IT’S NOT 

HE’S TRYING SO HARD THEY REALLY NEED TO LIKE, HOLD HIS HAND AT ALL TIMES SO HE DOESN’T GET LOST I SWEAR, PUCNHES MACAQUE IN THE FACE 

HOW DID THEY NOT NOTICE MK DIDN’T GET IN THE VAN WITH THEM

PIGSY STOP TALKING UR SON IS MISSING 

I’M SUCH CONCERN

IS MEI WITH HIM?? 

WAS THAT AT LESAT MEI??? I’M SO CONCERNED 

FOR REALS IT’S SO OBV MAC IT’S SO SHADOWY IN THERE MEI KILL HIM 

“I feel like i’m talking to myself here” HTAT’S CAUSE YOU ARE, PIGSY PLEASE ;A; 

AT LEAST THEY HAVE EACH OTHER

Mei calling Pigsy Piggy actually means everything to me ;-; 

YOU GETTING IT MK

OH THANK HEAVENS SANDY’S WITH THEM TOO

OKAY SO AT LEAST THOSE THREE HAVE SANDY I’M GLAD YAY GOOD 

love how macaques first move is always to separate them first

kicks him in the knee 

YEEEAHAHHH MK GOT IT

HE’S SO FREAKING SMART

NOOOOOOOO

SUCH CONCERN

YEAH PIGSY NOTICE 

SCREAMS

WUKONG WAKE UP U STUPID MONKEY UR SON’S IN TROUBLE 

OH THAT WAS BEAUTIFULLY DONE 

THE CHANGE THERE THE SEPERATION BETWEEN THE TWO VANS

AND THE WAY THEY’RE DRIVING INTO THE DARKNESS WHILE THE OTHERS ARE DRIVING TOWARDS TEH SUN IS ACTUALLY SO FREAKING GOOD ACTUALLY HOT DANG WRITING GO BRRR

YOU DON’T SAY, MEI 

UYEAH GET IT 

AHAHAHAH NOOOOO

OH I SWEAR IF MAC SEPERATES MK FROM THEM I’M GONNA BREAK MORE THAN HIS FACE BGSLK;FMAWOEF 

LOOK AND MACAQUE CHANNELING HIS INNER LBD GLITCHY VIBES 

BGA;SLKMFA;OWE

MAN THO THE ANIMATION 

IT’S FUNNY HOW CLEAR PEOPLE LOVE MAC AS A CHARACTER 

HOW WELL THEY ANIMATE HIM SAYS IT ALL GBSDKFMAOWEF 

MACAQUE: how could I possibly lure sandy away

Macaque: got it 

macaque: MEOW

CANON

I CAN’T BEELIVE THIS BGSAKDFMA;OWEF

NO BUT THE VISUAL OF MACAQUE PUTTING A WALL BETWEEN MK AND MEI TRYING TO SEPERATE THEM IS UH 

YEAH 

THINKS ABOTU HOW HARD HE SELF PROJECTS ONTO THOSE TWO 

HHAHAHAHA

KILL

TOUCH MK AND U DIE MAC

I DON’T CARE UR TRUAMATISED I’LL DROP KCIK U INTO THE SUN 

MAN

KILL HIM 

SMACKS MACAQUE WITH A PILLOW

FILLED WITH BRICKS

HE’LL BE FINE

THE WAY HE JUST PASSED RIGHT THROUGH HIM AND MK LOOKED SO PANICKED

MAN

PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE 

PUNCH HIM

IN THE FACE

NOOO

W O W 

Y’know, despite the fact he’s doing this, like Mac is so freaking stressed, he’s like

W O W 

Wukong in ep 1: do i have to spell everything out?

Mac in ep 4: do I have to explain EVERYTHING? 

THEY’RE STUPID AND THE SAME, AND ITS JUST KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD

BRUH DUDE UR THE WORRRSSSTTTTTT 

So like, one down and one to go, so good news is he has to come back for Wukong so BGAKWMOEF 

 YEAH THAT’S RIGHT PIGSY, U KNOW SOMETHINGS WRONG GO GET UR KID 

HELLO SCORPION DEMONNNNN

HELLOOOO

OHHH BOIII

IS THIS WHERE THEY SNAP HIM OUT OF HIS MEDITATION AND SOMETHING HAPPENS

I’M HHHHHAAAAA

AAAAAAAA

SCREAMING 

OKAY KILLS MACAQUE 

I DON’T BG;KLSAFMAOWE AAAAA

The way Mk looks whenever Macaque is around H

He just, he knows what he’s doing and knows Macaque’s manipulations by now, so he’s just angry at him. HE’S NOT EVEN SCARED AT THIS POINT HE’S JUST MAD 

GOSH 

KILL HIM

HOW DARE YOU THREATEN SANDY I’M GONNA BODYSLAM YOU INTO THE SUN 

HOW DARE

GET HIM

GET EM 

“BABY POWERS”

YOU’RE SO STUPID, YOU EVESDROPPED DIDN’T YOU 

KICKS HIM IN THE LEG 

GET HIM MK

BEAT HIM  UP 

OKAY BUT THAT WAS REALLY INTERESTING. HE CAN SEE THE SHADOWS, THE LIGHT, THAT HE USES, THE GOLDEN VISION AND ALL THE SUDDEN THE SHADOWS ARE SMALLER

LIEK THE GOLD VISION LITERALLY WEAKENED MACAQUE JUST BY ACTUALLY LOOKING AT HIM

hoooOOOO BOY THE 

CAUSE MACAQUE’S STRENGHT COMES FROM HIS LIES AND DECEPTION AND SHADOWS

TAKE THAT AWAY, AND HE’S BARELY ANTYING

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW

WOW

MK

LOOK HOW MUCH HE’S PROGRESSED AND GROWN UP

Instead of yelling and fighting, he just holds Macaque there and asks and tries to understand and acts like this is just a normal conversation, eh’s not even trying to fight him he’s just asking 

MAN 

HE’S SO EARNEST TOO

MK MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME HE’S TRYNG SO VERY HARD TO BE KIND AND UNDERSTANDING (looks at SQ) mAN 

“i’ve had a taste of dying, and not a big fan SO” KAY WOW AIGHT COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT DEAD BOY BGSDKLMF;AOWEF 

When he’s with his friends he seems actually like afraid of macaque but he’s literally fighting him without powers rn and he doesn’t seem afraid of him at ALL 

man

MAN

okay just, I find how Mk treats him very interesting 

mK IS WAY TOO GOOD FOR MACAQUE I’M JUST SAYING LIKE HE’S SO PATIENT AND KIND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HE BEATS HIM THE HECK UP, MAN ABUSES THIS KID AND HE JUST CONSTANTLY TRYING TO GET HIM TO OPEN UP AND BE KIND TO HIM M A N 

MAN 

THIS EP

EHCK

“if you can’t beat me, you can’t beat her” THAT WHOLE

HE’S RIGHT 

LIKE, SEH’S SO MUCH MORE PWOERFUL THAN HIM AND HE KNOWS IT

AAAAA

I’M HAVING WAY TOO MANY THOUGHTS RN 

“I’ll repay my debt and be free of this nightmare” HE SAYS IT SO CAUSUALLY BUT MY GUY MY GOSH THE HECK GBSDKLFMA;WOEIFM 

I’D SAY SOMEBODY HELP HIM BUT MK’S ALREADY TRYING TO HECK 

GET EM

YES

MEI

GET HIM

CAUSE MK WON’T PUNCH HIM HE WONT’ DO IT

MEI WILL

FRICK YEAH 

GET EMMMMM

JHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHA

YOU DON’T GET TO TOUCH M’BOY

GET EM MEI 

BEAT HIM UP 

YEEEAAHHHHHHH

YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH

GET EM MEI 

OHHHHHHHH

THAT HURT HIM

Y’DON’T SAY

THE WAY MK THINKS MEI IS THE ABSOLUTE COOLEST 

I’M HOLDING THEM SO GENTLY

THEY HYPE UP EACH OTHER SO MUCH I LOVE THEM 

YEAAAAHHH

GET EM MEI

BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA HIM

SHE’S PROBABLY GONNA LOSE BUT GET ONE HIT IN AND I’LL BE SO HAPPY 

MEI IS SO FREAKING GOOD I APPRECIATE HER SO MUCH 

THE FACT MEI PICKED THAT UP JUST BY WATCHING HER UNCLE DO THAT IS AMAZING 

Mei: *shows up* 

Macaque: I n t e r e s t i n g 

AKA: I have no idea what to do in this situation so i’m making myself seem like i just find it neat 

THAT IS SUPER GROSS, GET HIM 

I’M LAUGHING 

AT HIM

SO HARD

LETS GET SOME ARMOUURRRRRR

HE’S SO STUPID

HE’S SO DRAMATIC

I KNOW IT’S JUST FOR THE SETS BUT I’M WHEEZING BGD;SLKFMN;GH;OAIWMF 

CAN WE PUNC HIM

CAN WE PLEASE? 

ALSO AWOOGA THAT FRAME WHEN WE SEE HIM INSIDE THE MECH HI 

HI 

HIS MECH HAS SIX EEEARRRRSSSSSS

SANDYYYYYY

;A; 

I’M HOLDING HIM SO FREAKING GENTLYYYYYYYYYYY

HAHA U FOOL YOU THINK U CAN STAND AGAINST SANDY??????

HA 

GET HIM MEI

HE DARED TOUCH SANDY BEAT HIM UP 

WOOWWWW THAT LIKE, LAZERD HIM DIRECTLY AND NOTHING HAPPENED

WOOWWWWW

IT HURT HIM BEFORE THO?? 

THINKING HARD ABOTU THAT 

WOWWWW

W O W 

THE LBD FRAME

MK’S THE SAME

H

I’M FINE

That’s Mk’s “something bad is happening to my friends and i can’t do anything about it” face

wonder if 

backstory H

JUST THINKING IGNORE ME MOVING ON 

BRUH

OF COURSE THEY DID THE “TAKE ME, JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE” OF COURSE THEY DID 

MAC JUST LOOKS KINDA ALL OVER THE PLACE HE’S NOT DOING WELL, AND I STILL WANNA PUNT HIM INTO THE SUN FOR DOING THIS TO MK 

MACAQUE SELF PROJECTING ONTO MK

GLOATING OVER THE FACT THAT HE’S IN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION AND MK IS NOTHING

CAUSE HEY, HE’S IN MK’S PLACE IN REGARDS TO LBD

HE IS NOTHING, AND LBD IS IN CONTROL 

HE’S LIKE, CLASSIC BULLY PROJECTING ISSUES ONTO SOMEONE WEAKER THAN HIM I’M

HE’S THE WORST Y’ALLS 

THAT QUIET “I said.” 

h

ACTUALLY NOT OVER HOW MAC JUST SLAMMED MEI’S DRAGON INTO THE SAND

GET EM MK 

LOOK HOW PRETTY BIRD HE IS 

GET HIM

HOW’D HE KNOW TO GO FOR THE EYE?? 

HOW’D THAT EFFECT MAC?? 

HECK

YEAH GOT HIM 

WOW MK’S POWERFUL 

WOW THE WAY HE

CLUTCHED HIS EYE AND LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY 

MANS’ GOT EYE TRUAMA FOR ONE 

UH

WOW THIS IS A LOT THIS EP HOLY CRAP THERE’S SO MUCH TO FREAKING UNPACK I’M REELING 

Interesting really is Macaque’s favourite word this season GAL;KF;AWE HE’S SO SUTPID I’M GONNA FISTFIGHT HIM INTO THE SUN

THE TRANSFORMATIONS 

SCREAMING SO LOUDLY 

THAT WAS A LOT 

THAT WAS SO MUCH

WOW

WOW

IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF TO WATCH THIS AND I STILL FEEL THE NEED TO GO THROUGH IT AGAIN BECAUSE WOW

WOW THAT EYE THING THO

I’M ON THE FLOOR

HOLY CRAP

I’M DEAD

MK KNOWING TO GO FOR THE EYE THO 

I’M NOT OVER THAT 

HE KNOWS THAT’S A SPOT THAT HURTS HIM AND WENT FOR IT 

H

I’M WOW

WOW

SO SAD WE COULDN’T SEE MEI REALLY BEAT UP MACAQUE BUT

WOW

THE WAY MK TREATS MACAQUE AND LIKE

SEEMS SAD WHEN HE GOES FOR THE OTHER OPTION RATHER THAN LETTING HIM HELP HIM

N

HHGGBBD;FMAOEW 

SCREAMS

I NEED TO LIKE LAY DOWN AFTER THIS EP GOOD GOSH 

LAYS DOWN

SCREAMS

ROLLS AWAY

OKAY WOW YEAH

GONNA

THIS REALLY TOOK EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE, CRUMPLED IT UP INTO A BALL AND HANDED IT BACK TO ME BGDSLKFMA;OGH;OIAWEMF

WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOW

OKAY I’M FINE

IM JUST

WOW

THIS IS GONNA TAKE ME A WHILE TO GET OVER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

GODSPEED GOOD DAY I’MA GO HAVE A CRISIS NOW FARWELL 

[hakkai-anon]

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(1/2) Aaa hi- Could I get a romantic (or platonic if that's easier) matchup? Also I dunno how many asks I'm allowed to make but this might take two of them- My name is Toby, I'm a 5'6" transmale that uses he/bee/luck pronouns. I'm a chill but also soft person that's surprisingly wholesome yet chaotic. I'm horrible at standing up for myself which ends up in a lot of crying- I've got short, fluffy blonde hair and grey eyes :0 I'm also hella pale- Like I glow in the dark AND light, ya know? ---

(2/2) My hobbies consist of sleeping, cosplaying, and even more sleeping- I really like spicy candy (atomic fireballs are my JAM bro) and telling people random facts! I usually get hella anxious/scared if anyone around me is mad and I'm hella touch starved nglllll- I also like birbs- ESPECIALLY DUCKS I love ducks, bro- My favorite holidays are Easter and Halloween, if that explains anything about me- Also in a relationship, all I know if that I'd want my effort reciprocated- I hope this is ok AA

@stinkylittleanon

𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚙

𝐾𝑢𝑟𝑜𝑜 𝑇𝑒𝑡𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑜𝑢

𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑌𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑀𝑒𝑡

Oop I’d mentally prepare for this one...

Ok so it’s after school and your just trying to walk home

Then

OUT OF NOWHERE

some ass hole starts picking on you 😡

And you we’re just sitting and taking it, hoping the person would just go away

Then all of the sudden

Someone comes behind you and pushes you behind them

Who is this someone?

Kuroo that’s who

He was just walking home as well when he saw someone approach you

You obviously looked uncomfortable, so he decided to intervene

He tells the bully to buzz off and once they leave he turns to make sure your ok

Once you reassure him your fine he offers to walk you home

Not wanting the bully to come back you agree

You get to your house and that’s when you and Kuroo realize that you both live in the same neighborhood 😳

After that day it became a habit for you and Kuroo to walk to and from school together

Ngl kenma was kinda happy to have a third party on the walks 👀

But walking to and from school soon turned into hanging out at school

And hanging out at school turned into hanging out outside of school

And you know one thing led to another....

Yeah you two basically showed up to school one day like “yeah btw we’re dating now”

He confessed to you very casually at your house after school one day

Like y’all were just chilling and he was like “you know what would be cool...if we dated ;)”

And you we’re like “aight bet”

Of course kenma was the first to hear this news

And everyone was just like “cool” 👍

𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝐴𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑌𝑜𝑢

Omg this man LIVES for your fun facts

Hands down the highlight of his day

You wanna tell him about the discovery of the pretzel

Go for it

You wanna rant to him about ducks

He’s 100% engaged

Oop

Ok

He really likes your hair 👀

It’s just so soft!

And fluffy!

He really likes to play with it

And he always buys you little hair accessories to try

𝐹𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑇𝑜 𝐷𝑜 𝑇𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟

IRIRNDB

Ok so this man will make EVERYTHING out to be a competition

So once you even MENTIONED the fact that you like spicy candy

Oh the games have begun

Basically this is me saying he really enjoys gaveling candy competitions with you

Basically first to spit out their candy loses

Other than that

He really likes the holidays with you

ESPECIALLY HALLOWEEN

It’s just a whole ass vibe that time of year

From scary movies

To decorating

To buying candy 👀

Kuroo loves it all

𝑅𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑚 𝐻𝑐

He’s made fun of your paleness before

Not in a mean way!

He’s just told you that you’d make a great vampire for Halloween...

Every

Single

Y e a r

The day you mentioned liking spicy candy

He went to the store and bought BAGS and BAGS of candy

To this day you still have some sweets left over from that candy haul

If you let him

He really likes styling your hair

And since your hairs short he really only gets to put pins and hair clips in

But hey it’s something

One time he legit got gel and made your hair look looked his 😀

AND IT DIDNT EVEN LOOK GOOD CAUSE YOUR HAIRS SO SHORT 😤

WASTE OF GEL MAN

𝑂𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝐴𝑒𝑠𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐

Vintage

[dreamii-yume]

Jack’s birthday.....does this mean we get to fck the wolf?! Ok ok i always liked your birthday surprise for jamil so what if the same for jack? Except.....instead of ribbons and cake it is his cute smol darling in frilly bunny theme lingerie complete with the fluffy ears and tail! Go feast on your meal jack!

Looking away with a burning hot expression, Jack tries to hide his face with one hand while trying to prevent you from coming closer with the other. His tail is wagging violently behind him, he might just really exploded with this...thing that you suddenly pulled on him.

“Happy Birthday, Jack!” You cheerfully blurted out as you held out a whole cake in front of him.

“What is that...” Jack let out a mild growl as he shakily raised a finger to point down at you. Blinking, you tilted your head to the side, the fluffy bunny headband almost had him fooled at first glance. He was being quite vague at what he’s pointing at so, you automatically assumed that it’s the cake that he was talking about.

“It’s your birthday cake! It’s home-made! I asked Trey-senpai to help me out!” His tail stood up on its end when you raised the cake proudly, he could clearly see how your breasts would bounce up even with the slightest movement. “Ah, don’t worry! I asked Vil-senpai for advice, so I didn’t add in anything that you might dislike, but it’s as delicious as professional-made cake!”

“...No, that’s not what I...” Jack trailed off as he wasn’t able to continue his words, not when he melts at the sight of your cheerful face like this. The more you talked about the cake, the more his mind shifts to something else other than the cake. Peeking through his fingers, his ears twitched but even his heightened hearing was unable to process what you were saying as all he could see was your mounds all clumped together in a tight piece of leather, creating a beautiful line of cleavage. Sighing, he hesitantly placed his hands down to have a closer look at your...interesting attire.

With that frilly lingerie embracing your figure, you were wearing something that he hasn’t seen you wear often and yet, you hold no shame in wearing them. Fluffy bunny ears bouncing on the top of your head, a cute bow around your neck, and that thigh-high see-through socks that circled around your thighs. You walk around with an intentional sexy aura and yet, your physique was still the same adorable figure to him. You had always been an eccentric woman, always thinking of antics like this, why is he even surprised in the first place? You probably thought it’ll be cute if you matched with him during this special day, being lewdly dressed as an adorable rabbit and all.

...You didn’t even realize how dangerous rabbits are to wolves like him.

“Ah! If you’re so worried, then how about a little taste~?” Shifting your attention to search for a nearby fork, you failed to see the change in Jack’s expression as his eyes followed your attractive figure. He could just see the outline of your ass, along with fluffy ball of tail attached to the back of your outfit. You really highlighted even the extra details, huh? “I had Vil-senpai taste-test this and said that it’s decently tasty! I can confirm too~!”

Finally, you grabbed a fork and plunge it in a certain part of the cake, breaking apart a hefty amount for Jack’s taste buds to accomodate. “Alright Jack, prepare to be amazed! Say Aa-“

As you turned around and was about to gesture the piece of cake forward, you had the intention of feeding him yourself, however, you cut yourself off as Jack had already been inches away from your face. His face all serious with his brows scrunched together, the blush in his cheeks had never seemed to disappear though. He gently took a hold of the fork that you were holding and turned it around to face you. Wide-eyed, Jack grabbed your jaw and used his thumb to part your lips open, which wasn’t the hard to begin with as the bewilderment already got your mouth hanging. With that, he placed the fork full of that tasty healthy cake that you speak of and let it slip through your mouth.

“...M-Mgh...?” You exclaimed in confusion as your cheeks began to turn red at the sudden action. The ‘piece’ was supposed to be for Jack, so you purposely cut a larger part as you know how big of a bite he can do. However, not expecting for him to turn that gesture against you, the piece of cake got your mouth full with a bit of cream slipping out of the sides of your lips. What just happened...? What is he trying to-

Just when you start to contemplate about Jack’s actions and start chewing, it was too late for you to react when suddenly, Jack slammed his lips against that stuffed mouth of yours. You widened your eyes in surprised, the small blush you had before had suddenly exploded into bursts of red. His tongue entered yours so smoothly, gently scraping against the contents inside to transfer them to his own, tasting the cake for himself. Your own tongue wasn’t able to move, let alone even taste the cake’s flavor as he continued lapping up as many bits of sweets inside your mouth.

You were so caught off guard that you almost dropped the whole cake but luckily, Jack flawlessly caught it before deepening the kiss completely. You felt his hands snaked behind you, even taking a sneaky grope at your ass whilst giving support in case you fall. At this point, Jack had already emptied your mouth off the cake and now just indulging in your own taste, which had your eyes hazy. You noticed how he was slowly but impatiently trying to push you backward, until your legs hits the edge of a bed, inviting a comfortable fall in the soft mattress. This prompted Jack to let go of your mouth to allow air to come fill your lungs once again as he hovered above you.

Setting down the plate of cake onto the table near the bed as Jack didn’t want to waste your hard work with the cake. He wiped the remaining bits of cream in his face, his mouth moving to analyze the piece that he so selfishly stole from you. “...It’s not bad.” He said in bashful red as you stared at him, panting, you still couldn’t quite processs what just happened. “I can tell you worked hard and for that, you have my thanks...”

You squeaked when his large hands had suddenly came in contact with your naked thighs, sending goosebumps along the way. Jack leaned closer to your face, he looked like he’s irritated about something again, however, that doesn’t seem to be the case in this situation. He moved in closer and closer, tilting his head slightly that you shivered when you felt his fangs about to chomp on your neck. “...But I’d like to try something else that you’re offering.”

*breathe in *breathe out aight this is a good start, Yume is late because she was coincidentally invited to someone’s party and I- I thought I’d celebrate for Jack (΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)

[1-800-i-ship-it]

*All Might voice* I AM HERE! for dad!jinsung and son!bam fluff and content.

I am so paranoid tumblr is gonna delete this and lo and behold it won’t appear on my pc browser as a draft what’d ya know surprise surprise so here we go mobile copy paste it is listen tumblr I’m so done I can see the drafts increase from 42 to 43 but the gosh darned POST DOESNT APPEAR.

Anyways

Hello anon!

Apologies for the super long wait for me answering this :’) In hindsight maybe I should have just answered it with a short answer but since I dragged it out this long, might as well write some headcanons amirite; i have some modern day setting + ToG stuff hope u don’t mind + varying ages of Bam

Modern Day:

Jinsung taking smol bam to a small ice cream stand and just chilling in the park walking around, smol Bam asks Jinsung a lot of questions and Jinsung just kinda doesn’t know what to tell Bam xD

Jinsung taking teen Bam back to school shopping and while doing so buys Bam matching clothes with him (that black dress shirt and khakis yes) and Bam likes to wear it to remind him of his dad when he can’t see him

Jinsung taking care of baby Bam who wakes him up in the middle of the night and leaves him with eyebags all the time but has the cutest baby smile ever that even Jinsung cannot resist it

But other than that Bam is a great baby who rarely misbehaves and is a favorite at FUG gatherings during the holidays which Jinsung is forced to go to sometimes

Jinsung trying to figure out what to say to Bam the first time smol Bam has a boo boo and needs comforting

Jinsung meeting Wangnan at the park once, a random teenager, who offers him lollipops instead of cigarettes and looks pointedly at smol Bam, to which Jinsung reluctantly accepts

The next time Wangnan spots Jinsung and his son at the park again he smiles seeing that Jinsung is chewing on a lollipop instead of smoking

Jinsung’s favorite lollipop flavor is lemon no I do not take criticism (I’m just kidding, I just think he might like it)

I’d imagine Jinsung is some high ranking officer at a big company but hates dealing with paperwork so his assistants always deal with that stuff, and technically isn’t the highest ranking officer but they go to him for problems they don’t know what to do about cause he’s extremely knowledgeable

Has a lot of influence therefore can do almost anything he wants so he has flexible hours in order to take care of smol Bam

When Bam comes home one day saying he has met Khun Jinsung frowns every so slightly for a split second before Bam can see but Jinsung lets it slide...for now because he can see how excited smol Bam is talking about his school day and meeting Khun who gave him a super cool shiny stone; Jinsung notices that it’s suspendium and in his head is like damn, they sure are close

Of course, Jinsung still tells his people to do an extensive background check on Khun AA to make sure he was clean and wasn’t just trying to sabotage his company like the 10 Great Famillies did before

Bam gets older, Khun and Bam are as close as ever and Jinsung realizes that Bam is gay before Bam realizes

Jinsung sits down to have the talk with Bam and dear god poor middle school Bam is just confused and is like, what are you talking about, I only like Khun, I think I love him? But it’s just Khun? Then Jinsung sighs deeply and realizes he’s dug himself a hole and just keeps talking to Bam about being demi and all that, Bam kind of understands but not really, Jinsung kinda gives up at the end but asks some questions about what Khun means to Bam who in turn rambles a bunch and Jinsung is like yup head-over-heels

Fast forward to high school; Khun is Bam’s prom date as “friends” Khun comes to pick Bam up and while Bam dashes upstairs, Jinsung gives Khun The Dad Talk about not hurting Bam and Khun is actualllly kind of intimidated for once, but once Jinsung sees the look in Khun’s eyes he’s like alright this boi also head-over-heels we should be good

Jinsung never cries but he cries at their wedding (just a few tears obviously, the full on crying comes after)

Tower of God universe:

I like to think that Jinsung reminds Bam that he’s there for him and they have silent acknowledgments or agreements with each other about that especially after a tough training day

Bam might not know but Jinsung breaks a lot of rules for him from FUG but he gets away with it bc he’s powerful and also so is Bam

Classic thing that’s like already canon but Jinsung buying clothes for Bam and always beng able to send them to him no matter where he is

Bam has an attachment to the first shirt that Jinsung gave Bam and even though its torn and ripped he keeps it (even tho Khun says not to)

When training with FUG, Jinsung pushes Bam to his limit but never too much, which was sparked by Hwaryun in the beginning telling Jinsung what Bam is really capable of (beginning of Bam growing on Jinsung)

Bam always coughs whenever Jinsung smokes near him so Jinsung makes sure he doesn’t smoke close to Bam

Jinsung sometimes opens up and tells Bam stories about his past to which Bam listens earnestly but also sometimes doesn’t say anything, the pressure FUG putting on him almost breaking him, and sometimes Jinsung will give him a pat on the shoulder, and on really bad days, a hug even though Jinsung feels awkward doing it he knows it helps Bam

Jinsung gives Bam headpats no I will not take criticism

Still does it even when Bam grows almost to his height (I did not check the wiki pls don’t attack me)

Jinsung ends up caring a lot for Bam, and Bam for Jinsung eventually even though he was quite angry and frustrated at first

Bam fills the void in Jinsung’s heart, quenches some of his never-ending thirst for revenge against the 10 great families and jahad and what they have done to him, and Jinsung is kind of like the real parent that Bam never really had with Rachel

Jinsung tells Bam to be happy, and Bam’s just, never really thought about that much; in his mind it was always Rachel as the endgame, but eventually he comes to realize what happiness really means to him, and he’s grateful for Jinsung’s support

Bam gives Jinsung hope, something he thought he would never have ever again, and Jinsung gives Bam the notion of happiness and healthy parenting (i acknowledge it might not have been healthy in the beginning), someone who he can rely on

They both help each other grow and I think that’s beautiful

Aight I might have gone overboard but to be fair I did already warn ya’ll in my blog description that my default is rambling xD anyways anon I hope this answers your ask! So sorry I took legit FOREVER to answer but I hope this lived up to your expectations.

[kirfluffbon]

aight, fuck it, klutzy's trial for tax evasion. obviously we got our main characters (guin and bearworth) defending and prosecuting respectively. sensei is suspiciously absent (a vacation, apparently, on very short notice). aunt arctic, because she lowkey really wants revenge for when her position was taken over, recognizes she cannot be impartial on this trial, so sits this one out. rockhopper is finally back from his most recent voyage so he has to judge (he's slightly confused about it all.)

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2. good on aunt arctic for not engaging in a conflict of judicial interest knowing her own personal biases, i admire her integrity.

3. SUSPICIOUSLY ABSENT WKSHDFJKFJFKFK

4. ROCKHOPPER JUDGE YES

5. aWWWW

[justascrollingghost]

(Don't blame me for asking about kisses I'm a sad lonely soul who's never had a kiss cos I've been told that it should be someone special but now honestly I don't care I just want someone to kiss me)(looking back there were some boys in elementary school who would've kissed me but then puberty hit then it was like I had the cheese touch)(but I don't want a boy to kiss me I want a girl please)How was your experience with your first kiss?How awkward is kissing/making out? Do you have a partner?-AA

Absolutely nothing wrong with never being kissed! take it at your own pace it’ll happen when it happens and you can kiss whoever you want to kiss of whichever gender you fancy!💛

My first proper kiss is actually hilarious it was infront of literally all of my friends and it wasn’t a peck I was pure necking the boy😂 It still cracks me up because I really don’t do things by halves like first kiss? Aight imma head out to a club, drink my body weight in alcohol having a good time and then unexpectedly neck on with a fit boy... good times all round😂

As for being awkward I wouldn’t say it is at all. If anything it’s just nice? it’s only awkward if the person you’re making out with is doing an impression of a washing machine with their tongue or just not great at kissing and then you get the hell outta their arms😂

And I don’t! And I’m not at all bitter about it🙃🙃😂

[autumnpleaves]

can you tell me about your friends? -C (you dont have to)

Ooh! Sure, C! No problem! Hmm, since it doesn’t really specify which ‘friends’ you’re talking about, I’m going to talk about IRL and online ones! XD 

This is gonna be a long one, but only because I love, appreciate, and care for my friends :) 

So let’s start with my... 

IRL friends ^-^

I won’t be using their ‘real names’ so... meh. 

First up we have Eggen! :) 

She’s such a joy to be around (no this is not sarcastic). She has this weird fluctuating emotions sometimes and it’s scary to deal with (but not as scary as Jessie-). Funny story about how we actually met was that we had this conjoining class in Ext. Maths and she was from another class. I was still a new student then, so I wasn’t really familiar with anyone and my friends from *my* class were in Ext. Maths too, and were friends with Eggen, hence we all had this weird group thingy at one portion of the classroom and we hung out together. 

Now see, here, we weren’t really *friends* then. More like acquaintances XD 

BUT- 

I texted her because I saw in her profile, that she was a *HUFFLEPUFF* (which is different now, because it didn’t fit anymore- She’s a slytherin now :)) and I texted her saying “OH MY GOSH! YOU’RE A HUFFLEPUFF TOO?!!” I was a dork. It was stupid. And she replied “Haha, yeah...” and lemme tell you, I’m surprised why she’s still my friend to this day XD 

She’s improved a lot since then, and I am honestly quite frankly really *really* proud of her. She’s grown a lot (literally, coz she’s short and metaphorically, coz she’s so talented and skilled and smart now! [Not that she wasn’t smart before, just saying, definitely you can see progress]) She’s talented in drawing, ballet, has great ideas, really hard working, productive, one of the most inspirational person I know :) I’m glad to call her my friend :D 

(Only I get to call her Eggen though 0-0 ANyONe else who dares, will get a smack from me-) ALSO did I mention she likes to torture people by throwing her erasers at them? It’s funnnn memories :’) 

Next up we haveeeee Lizze!!

Lizze now this one, I didn’t meet until like... at least a year after Eggen. Honestly. Don’t judge me, our school is biiggggggg. She had long hair then. At first I see her here and there, and it was pretty chill. Nothing too... ya know- friendsy just like oh yeah I recognize you. We were in the same scholarship program! So that was fun! :) 

We didn’t officially properly meet until like a year after though, and well let’s just say it was fun. She’s one of the only friends I was able to rope into watching Sanders Sides with me and is also a huge geek nerd XD  She’s ALSO REALLY REALLY HECKING TALENTED IN WRITING?! LIke WHAT?! WHo even?! 

Yeah, such a great friend. She’s one of the people I go to when in need of any writing advice, or just advice in general! She really gives that second opinion and really takes things into account and I’m really just plain glad to call her my friend. I love her so much and like we would discuss and hang out sometimes on VC late into the night and it’d be funny watching her trying to navigate around her messy room :’) Ahh! Fun times XD 

Then we have... NICO!! :) 

Nico... was my first ever friend. Literally. In the new school. I’m gonna lay down the scenario XD

I walked into class on orientation day, not aa lot of students were there yet, I was early (for once). Nico was sitting on the left side of a table (we had two student tables) two rows from the back, near the windows. I walked in and was like Hm. Where should I sit? So I Decided that I wasn’t gonna be a wimp and decided to walk and sit next to Nico. He was also surprisingly a new student, so we kinda like related for a bit XD 

Flashforward and Nico is one of my close friends? I mean he’s there and he’s fun to hang out with XD (I don’t do labels, sorry XD) We would joke around, play around, and he’s just a great fella all around! It’s just sometimes people might make fun of him and he’d get insecure sometimes, which makes me sad and yeah! Favorite memories with him would always be in Ext. Math. We’ve landed in the same class (coz we switch around every year) like twice and everytime it’d be the same! And well every time in Math I would ‘show off’ my amazing math skills and he’d try to compete with me. It was fun every time. *dreamy sigh* 

I miss the competitions really. We’d compete to see who would finish first, who would do what part, and when either of us are confused we would annoy the other to get the answer XD I miss him :’) 

Then we get... JILL! :D 

Jill was another friend I met in my first year at the school. At first, she used to hang out with this other friend because they were stuck to each other since like primary, but slowly they drifted (which in my opinion might be for the best 😬) 

She’s an otaku. A pure bred otaku. I had to deal with her anime fanatic years for like... 3 years and counting now. Why. But she’s wonderful and drawing and would always have this bad habit of drawing on anything and literally whatever surface she finds. The desk, her notebooks, her test papers, her *SKIN*, *MY* skin, her WATER BOTTLE (like what THE HECK- JILL?!) but like, it’s endearing XD 

She’s great at complaining and hates hugs. She also hates mangoes- (If you remember what my catchphrase was? Yeah the, “GUESS WHAT? JILL HATES MANGOES” yeah it’s this Jill XD) I’m not joking. She’s great at complaining XD 

Funny story is that once we had to do this video project thing and we just had Jill complain about the amount of homework we had to like compare stuff and what not, and she did it. IN ONE BREATH. NO HESITATIONS. NO SCRIPT. ONE TAKE. WE were all DYING after that XDDD Coz she’s literally known as a complainer and she has great logic skills. She also really LOVES money... so... i mean... yeah. She’s really like... conservative with her money but isn’t afraid to use it to spoil others, but not herself XD 

Finally but not the last (I got more friends, but I don’t really... connect with them enough?) is BEEP! (no this is not her actual name, I just don’t really call her by her real name much) 

The OG friend from first day of school! Nico? YEah Step ASIDE BRO! XDD This gal is my go-to cuddle buddy. LIterally. Our moms are kinda like... besties? (*shrugs* it’s complicated) so we kinda do a lot of things together XD We go to gym together, go to places together, road trip together. She’s a joy to be around. She is like the cuddliest and well usually she does get teased about for being fluffy but like that’s the best part about her 🥺. Her mom is also really picky about her appearance which as her friends, we were pretty annoyed by it, but I love her the way she is :) 

First day of school and she walked by and asked to sit next to me. I said yes, without looking at her, coz I was *shy* (shush). Then we had an ice-breaker thing and LMAO guess what we bonded on- 

FRICKING HARRY STYLES AND WATTPAD- (look, if you’ve been on wattpad, you’d know that Harry Styles stories on there is never really... safe. in a sense.) SO, we’d immediately bonded over that and literally the rest of the day was history. We’d go through class everyday together and it would be a blast, OF COURSE she had other friends and I had mine, we weren’t really in the same ‘stereotypical’ group (like she has the more... *mean girls* kinda group [I’M NOT SAYING SHE’S MEAN! But, I’m saying that they have the popular group- yeah there that XD]) 

I had my own group but we hang anyways because it’s fun. She has the most beautiful laugh, like... literally the loudest and beautiful-est laugh ever XD We have so many inside jokes. She’d hold on to them and start laughing randomly XD She cries a lot when she laughs so that always spurs us to continue laughing, gosh damn it, I miss her. I’m smiling so hard writing this. 

XDD

Aight! That’s from my IRL friends! 

Next we have my online friends! :DDD

First up, we have YAWN! :D

Yawn is quite frankly, the first person I ever actually connected to on Tumblr here XD 

I’ve been through tens and hundreds of discord servers, jumped in tumblr group chats, and no where have I ever met anyone as wonderful as Yawn. Literally. 

I would say we pretty much clicked and when *she* (look I asked okay. they said yes to all pronouns so- >:3 I’m going to have fun with it XD) expressed xeir love for PUNS of all things, literally, I was shooketh. SO I LITERALLY SPAMMED HIM WITH ALL THE PUNS I COULD THINK OF- ANd then HE LITErally PropOSEd- XDDD I don’t know man. It’s amazing :’) I don’t know how I got this lucky. 

Yawn is like that refreshing giddiness you have as a child when you see a new toy or something. Yeah that’s Yawn. Literally every time we text it’s just so damn wholesome and so fun and it’s great! We’d talk about the most random things ever and it’d be amazing :))

Hhhhhhhhhhh, I’m just so damn proud of zem. LIke. Literally. Xir has come so far, and like... we haven’t really met for long yet but I just care about xir sooooooooooooooo much. It has always been there for me and I’m just so appreciative of it. We have so many- *WHEEZE* inside jokes- XDDD 

One I can think of is literally “I run you, Shakespeare” and it’s HILARIou- XDDDDDDDDDDDD

I can’t- It’s beautiful XD 

I just can’t believe that our friendship literally started with me just sucking up my anxiety and just texting people stuff and I honestly don’t know how it continued from there- XD 

They are the most accepting person I know. Genuinely. I don’t know where I’d be without them :’) 

Next we have... VOMMY! :DDD Or C-Gal... We gotta bring that nickname back XD 

First of all, we met in a Fander Pride Meet Up server. VOmmy CAN SPEAK DUTCH and is SOO CREATIve and SO FRIckING Hard WOrking and such an inspiration. Always greets us and is always down for hugs and cuddles XD 

Such a great tea friend, and has like the best aesthetic ever- literally. So old and vintage like a vintage mom and always down to talk about stuff! Ze is soooooo smart as well! And would infodump sometimes when ze’s not busy about stuff that I absolutely adore and love to hear about! Honestly the best vommy ever and ze has PLANTS like- *Woooooooooo!* 

We met vommy and literally we can always geek out with zem. Sometimes life gets hard and we need to scream it out every now and then, and vommy would be there :))) 

I am so proud of zem and just so damn happy to call zem my friend uwu 

ALSO HAVE I MENTIONED THAT ZE CAN SING AND PLAY THE UKE AND WRITE SONGS LIKE WHAT THE HECK THAT’S EPIC AH

Then we haveeeeee... STARBURST! OR BOB THE BUILDER!

ANOTHER friendo we met in the Fander Pride Meet Up Server (seriously a lot of cool friendos there). One of the best advice givers and the most caring older sibling ever. Literally. Like I can’t stress this enough. He’s such a great cousin duck and just a great listener friendo ever. 

Such a fricking talented writer and MUSICIAN AND FRICKING ARTIST LITERALLY THE WHOLE SHEBANG IT’s RIDICulOUS 

I’m literally so proud of him. It’s crazy. He’s always been there for us, all of us. And is there to provide hugs and arms to cry on. ALSO HAVE I EVER MENTIONED HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS??! LIKE WHAT THE HECK- AHhhhhHHHHHH

SO BEAUTIFUl- and PRETTY and GORGEOUS 

Next we haveeeeeee- POPPY the POPTART! :D 

First time we met in the Fander Pride Meetup, I may of may not have offended them. 0-0 

woops. 

I still feel really bad about that honestly. Uhhh, anyways, I won’t go too in depth on that. BUT ANYWAYS- 

THEy Have been such a WONDERFUL presence in my life. LIterally. LIke They have such an cheerful vibe ever and would never fail to make me laugh or like coo or like anything coz they are soooo ADORABLE! They are also like really great cuddler and hugger and sooooo sooooo sooooo handsome :DD

Sure there are rough patches in their lives, but I adore them and am sooo sooo soo proud of them for being able to go through it and still come out with their heads high and just so damn happy that they will not give up that easily. I really admire their strength, and we are always there to support if they need help :) 

Also, go check out @/poptartsaysurloved pinned post. See if anyone is willing or can help! :) 

Next we have... ATLAS! Or LAssie as I like to call him XD

He’s one of the screaming cereal that I most definitely did not meet in the Fander Pride Meet Up and instead in another server and I’m glad to have met him XD 

I don’t know the *exact* thing I texted him, but I definitely remember asking him about something in his status and I most definitely was satisfied with my answer and we just started talking in DMs for a bit, before I invited him in to the screaming cereal bowl server! :D 

IT IS A BLAST 

LITERALLY 

ARSon kid can’t go a day without wanting to blow something up and frankly I’m concerned but such a great friendo

Provider of memes, jokes, laughs, hugs, cuddles, and fun time XD 

I can’t even, it’s crack head moments every time with that lassie XD 

AHHHHHHHHHHHH FINALLY but obviously not the LAST W E HAVE HEDGIE the ShellY HOGGLES

HONESTLY I LOVE THIS GURLY SOHECKING MUCH 

She deals with my bull crap every day kind of and deals with a bunch of my mushy feelingsy moments! I can’t stress enough. Literally Shelly McScotty over here is like the most relatable person ever. Mood all the way and we have like SOO MANY SIMILAR INTERESTS 

IT’s CRAZY! When I first found out that she watches like Unus Annus, Winx Club (SHOOSH IT’S A GOOD SHOW SHUSH) Literally, I’m like this is the best person ever. She’s also knowledgeable in a lot of stuff and is literally like the best person to go to when you need to get like informational stuff

Literally. I would info dump on her and she’d be such a great listener. Fricking Disney and Potterhead GEEK of the decade. HOly heck this lady is the literal embodiment of a disney princess. FIRST OF ALL, PERSONALITY IS THERE. SECOND OF ALL, HER LOOKS! HAVE YOU SEEN? LITERALLY SO DROP DEAD GORGEOUS ON FLEEK MAKEUP! AHHHHHh

I can’t get enough of this dude. Gives great advice and insight on soooo many things and I’m just so glad to have met this gurl. I don’t know how exactly we met, but I’m glad we did. 

MIND YOU most of my friends are either from Tumblr or Discord so XD 

AHHHHHHHHh

Welp! This was a fun! I definitely spent wayyyyyyyyy too long on this thing, but it’s worth it! XD 

Hope you have fun learning about my friends from like a freaking geeking out stand point Canon! :D 

I have a feeling you wouldn’t read through this entire thing, so well... AH! Hope you have a nice day and don’t sleep too late! Tell me about your friends as well! :))