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Why Choose an AI Girlfriend?
Choosing an ai girlfriend chatbot can be an innovative way to experience connection, especially for those seeking an alternative to traditional relationships. Check out the visual points to know more.
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Woag nsfw girl??? Just for me?
#Cyn talks#Prob another of those shitty ai websites#That want people to replace real girlfriends with ai
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Some Interesting Stats From my YouTube Channel
YouTube tells me where my 'external traffic' comes in from, i.e. what websites people are using before they click on my videos. The vast, vast majority of my views come from people who are already on YouTube, but I like to see what other parts of the internet people click in from. So, on this latest video:
9.9% of external views came from Discord, the largest single share. Impressive considering I don't even have a Discord!
7.6% came from Twitter, and 1.1% from Bluesky. That's interesting because on Twitter I have 333,000 followers whereas on Bluesky I only have 19,000. So my Bluesky audience is punching harder than Twitter, despite being smaller!
🎉🎉🎉 5.4% came in from TUMBLR! Very respectable! 🎉🎉🎉
Only 0.5% came in from Patreon. This suggests that my Patreon subscribers are using the site as a payment processor to support the show, and aren't spending much time on the actual site at all
one person came in from chess.com
33 people came in from kiwifarms...
And that led to an interesting side-investigation! Twitter user @canslp_ asked which recent video of mine got the most visitors from KF, and the answer was surprising! 46 watched the Dracula's Ex-Girlfriend announcement video, which is more than watched my video on AI or my video on plagiarism and misogyny. In second place was my documentary on the NHS, with 179 views. But the announcement trailer for The Prince got 327 visitors from KF, the biggest by far! All of which suggests that KF users are far more interested in my personal life and acting career than they are my standard videos.
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Will You Go Out With Me?
Fandom: Kick-Ass
Pairing: Dave Lizewski/Fem!Reader
Plot: You and Dave are hanging out at his place when he asks you out. However he doesn't so much as ask as blurt the question out.
Notes: I don’t own Kick-Ass or Dave Lizewski.
I do not give permission to anyone to repost or translate any of my stories. I also do not give anyone permission to feed my stories through AI or to be posted to any third party website or app. If anyone sees any of my work posted anywhere but here or my AO3 (simplyreflected), then it has been posted without permission.
Read on AO3 here.
After you’d both finished your classes for the day, you and your best friend, Dave, hung out at his place. You were so happy to be eating pizza with your best friend, both of you enjoying each other's company as you watched a movie both of you loved. After you both finished eating the pizza, he moved the box to the side of the bed, saying that he’d take it out after the movie finished.
The two of you had been close for a long time. Sometimes people thought the two of you were a couple, not that you cared. You loved Dave so much.
It was at that moment, you felt his fingers curl around yours, until he was holding your hand. It was such a nice feeling. You liked how his hand felt in yours.
You couldn’t help it when you blurted out, “Will you go out with me?”
Your eyes widened as you realised what you had asked, and just as quickly, you blurted out, “no, don’t worry about it. I swear we’re good as friends, but you’re so cute and amazing and I love you-”
You were cut off when you felt Dave squeeze your hand and sit up before cupping your cheek with his other hand, “I would love to go out with you.” He smiled shyly as his cheeks reddened.
You leaned forward and kissed him, hopefully letting him feel how much you want to be with him. You smiled into the kiss before you pulled away, smiling from ear to ear. He wrapped his arm around your back and pulled you down to him. You leaned on his chest as the two of you lay there enjoying the feeling of being close to each other.
When you finally managed to regain your breath, you looked into his beautiful and very expressive blue eyes, as you told him, “you have no idea how long I’ve wanted this.” He started to open his mouth to say something, but you carried on, “I don’t know when it happened, but I know that for the last year at least, that I’ve had a crush on you. I didn’t want to ruin our friendship by asking you out, but I wanted to on a few occasions.”
“Does this make you my girlfriend?”
“I’d like that, if that’s what you want.”
“That is definitely what I want,” he whispered. He leaned forward and placed his hand on your cheek. “Is this ok?”
You nodded. “Yeah, Dave. It definitely is.”
He leaned forward and you met him halfway, where the two of you shared a first kiss that was just as sweet as he was to you.
#kick ass fanfic#kick ass imagine#dave lizewski fluff#dave lizewski fanfic#dave lizewski x reader#dave lizewski imagine#fluff#aaron taylor johnson x reader#atj x reader#dave lizewski x fem!reader
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Dream Home
Oh, look, it's my first solo Jake Jensen story, and ah, I'm so in love with this man. Everyone, please meet sweet, adorkable Boyfriend!Jake. I have at least one more story planned for him as part of the Horny Hoes Hootenanny that's being hosted by the wonderful @yenzys-lucky-charm and @sweater-daddiesdumbdork.
This fic is actually inspired by one of their Spooktacular Questions and is my gift to them for hosting such a fun event for all of us.
The home below ⬇️ was the option I picked for myself with Jake as well with this question, because man, is this the home I've always dreamed of having when I was a little girl and still dream about having today.
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Pairing: Boyfriend!Jake Jensen x Girlfriend!Reader (Fully established relationship)
Word Count: 3038
Summary: Jake's been away a lot lately which sucks, but you understand that these things happen. What you don't know is that Jake's been working on a surprise for you. If this surprise works, he'll also get a promotion he's been wanting for some time.
Warnings: None really. Fluff. So much fluff with the tiniest angst at the beginning. Jake Jensen is really your only warning here because he is one.
A/N: This story just poured out of me, and I don't regret anything. I can say that I tried my best to make Jake a bit more awkward than I wrote and write him in my Alpha/Beta/Omega verse. I hope I hit the mark a bit better this time around. All mistakes are my own.
I do not give permission for my work to be copied or posted on other sites or fed into an AI machine.
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A smile graced your features as you noted the time.
5:00 PM. Friday.
The weekend has finally arrived.
While the week wasn’t a bad one by any means, you couldn’t help noting the release of work tension from your shoulders. It dropped further as you shut your work computer down and gathered your things.
Before you walked to your car, you shot Jake a text, telling him you were on your way home.
Oh, you couldn’t wait to see him most of all.
It’s been a rare sight to see your sweet boyfriend these last few weeks. Whenever you questioned him about his long or sudden absences, he’d tell you it was something work related. A special, hush-hush mission that he couldn’t get into with you then. He’d tell you when he could. He always did.
You could live with him keeping his secrets, but you were struggling with how little you’d seen him. Never had his previous missions been quite like this where he’d disappeared at the weirdest hours, or he’d drop conversations on the phone if he sensed you nearby.
If this had been the earlier days of your relationship, you might’ve suspected Jake of cheating. But if you’d learned anything about Jake Jensen, it was how utterly and deeply besotted he was with you. He worshipped you every chance he got. Spoiled you, too.
It helped that you did the same for him. One of your greatest pleasures was getting him to stutter or blush whenever you found the perfect little doodad for him.
No, if you were being honest, he’d gotten weird not long after you made a most heartbreaking discovery on your favorite home-browsing website.
You still recalled the day you learned your dream home had gone on the market. It was a cute Victorian-style home complete with turrets and gables. The intricate scrollwork and other details made it feel like a little girl’s dollhouse come to life. You could well imagine building a future and a family with Jake in this home. Holidays would be postcard-perfect and could even indulge both yours and Jake’s love for having the best dressed place throughout the year. You could even picture Jake getting into some type of decorating competition with the neighbors.
In a snap, the house went from For Sale to Pending Sale to Sold.
Your dream crumbled before your eyes.
Sure, you could always find a different house to build a home and family with Jake. But deep in your heart, you knew it would never be the same. It wouldn’t be like you imagined and even shared on occasion with Jake whenever he joined you on your home-browsing adventures.
You’d even made a game of it. Some days, you’d share ridiculous homes with outrageous price points or the gaudiest interiors you could find. Other days, you’d share cuter homes that more suited both yours and Jake’s needs.
Jake would do the same, especially during downtime on one of his missions. He swore it helped him stay focused on what he was fighting for. You. The life he wanted with you. The future he saw for himself because of you.
Neither of you had broached the topic of marriage, but you knew without a doubt Jake was it for you and you for him. A piece of paper and a pair of rings weren’t necessary, even if both your families hinted that they did.
Coming into your shared apartment, you called out, “I’m home.”
Silence answered.
You checked your phone to see Jake had read your text, but he hadn’t responded.
Another night spent alone as far as you could tell, but you refused to let it get you down. Dropping your stuff on the closest chair in your living room, you strode toward your bedroom and ensuite bathroom. If you were going to have the place to yourself, then you were going to make the most of it.
A long, hot shower with your favorite bath products was the first order of business. Nothing ever felt as good as washing away the workday, or more so, the work week. Well, maybe a hug from your cuddly boyfriend, but a nice shower worked, too.
Comfy clothes followed, which meant a raid of Jake’s side of the closet. If you couldn’t have him personally, then you were going to make sure you had his scent surrounding you. It didn’t take long to pull out your favorite of his graphic tees and a pair of his softest sweatpants. You completed your ensemble with some of the fuzzy socks he’d given you during one of your first sleepovers.
At least, your night was already looking a little better, even if you were without your greatest comfort.
What you didn’t count on was Jake standing in the bedroom doorway. It took everything in you not to yelp in surprise.
Your surprise soon shifted to concern when you took in Jake’s state. He was clearly out of breath and frankly a little frantic for your tastes. You couldn’t imagine what had happened to elicit such a reaction, but you were determined to find out.
“What’s wrong, Jakey?”
Jake shook his head while taking giant gulps of air. His glasses sat askew on his nose and his clothes had several streaks across them that had you more than a little alarmed. If you didn’t know better, you would say he’d just returned from the worst battlefield. It was impossible since he’d been home when you left for work that morning. Wasn’t it?
Your anxiety had you closing the distance between you, but Jake’s hand shot up, stalling you.
“Stay there, pumpkin,” he said between breaths. “I’m okay.”
It wasn’t lost on you he’d started using his fall-themed nickname for you or the date that day. Jake never forgot the first days of each season, shifting your nickname accordingly. But you had more pressing concerns at the moment, namely the state Jake came home in.
“You sure about that? Jake, you’re covered in…” you let your words trail off in the hopes he’d fill in the blank.
His hands plucked at his clothing while his face twisted in a grimace.
“It’s paint. I swear, pumpkin. Just let me clean up, then I’ve got a surprise for you. If you’re up for one anyway. I don’t want to presume after you just got off work. I’d totally understand if you don’t want to get out again, but I’d really like to show you what I’ve been working on. It can totally wait though I don’t know if I can keep this secret much longer. It’s been killing me, pumpkin, not telling you what I’ve been up to, and I just really, really want to show you.”
Knowing he’d keep going if you let him, you ignored his earlier request to stay back. With two steps, you erased the distance between you two and pressed your hand over Jake’s mouth. It took another second or two for his anxious, buzzing self to realize what you’d done and for him to stop his adorable rambling. Oh, how you adored this man and how flustered he could still get around you.
This close, you realized what you took as alarming concerns were a bit overblown. Sure, Jake was disheveled and shook, but that wasn’t so much from a fear response. No, it was nerves of a different kind, an excited kind. While he might appear to be battle-dirty, you could make out glitter under the paint. Whatever he’d been doing, it wasn’t mission-oriented or military, but it was something he’d been enthusiastically working on. Just for you, you realized. That eased your anxiety and brought a small smile to your lips.
When you were certain he wouldn’t start up again, you moved your hand and fixed his glasses. The smile he sent you had warmth blooming in your chest. Leaning in, you spotted the only clean patch of skin you could find near his jaw and pressed a kiss there. A soft sigh released from him at your gesture.
“Jakey, I’d love to go anywhere with you.” You pressed another kiss to the same patch of skin. “Show me your surprise.” One more kiss. “Please, my love.” A final kiss and a sweet smile to follow your words as you tilted your head to see him better.
You’d never get tired of how he practically melted at your words. His eyes softened behind his glasses, and he leaned into your space unmindful of his clothing. It was as if you’d just trusted him with one of the greatest treasures in the world.
In a way, you had.
He told you every chance he got how much your love was one of the greatest gifts he’d ever gotten, and he’d do anything to keep it. He swore he’d never make you regret giving him your love or your trust, and he’s always made good on that promise.
“I really want to kiss you,” he said in a rough voice.
You grinned.
As you rose on your tiptoes, his hands moved to your waist to keep you balanced. You couldn’t quite keep your smile from turning into a smirk when you leaned close enough to say, “Clean up first, studly, then you can have all the kisses you want.”
“You’re so cruel,” he groaned but acquiesced, “but you’re right.”
With his hands on your hips, you could only giggle as he swooped close and pressed a kiss to your cheek before letting you go. He dashed into the bathroom and hurried to clean up.
Ten minutes.
A new record for your military man.
Dressed in clean clothes, he found you in the kitchen where you’d been preparing a small snack. His arms wrapped around you from behind while his goatee tickled your neck. Several sweet kisses and teasing nips peppered your skin until you couldn’t take it any longer. You turned in his arms and fed him a few pieces of the fruit you chopped up. Each piece followed a peck to his lips.
“So, my studly love, what is this surprise you have for me?” you asked once the two of you finished off the fruit and cleaned up your workspace.
Jake, the menace, yawned and stretched. “I don’t know if I can stay awake now to show you. All that rushing around and then that soothing shower, I’m pretty exhausted, pumpkin.”
Not about to let him get away with hyping you up, you poked him in the stomach. “Oh, no, you don’t, mister. You promised me a surprise, and I want to see it. It’s not nice to tease.”
His brow arched at you then.
As if you didn’t tease him all the time, but you always ended your teasing with the sweetest rewards or surprises. You never left him hanging for long because you were always too giddy to see his reaction to seeing what you got him. His enthusiasm and adoration for everything you got always made it worth the time and effort you invested.
Sensing he wanted to play a bit though, you decided you could play, too.
Moving so you pressed yourself fully to his front, you bit back a grin when he instantly reacted to this new position. It never failed to boost your ego and your confidence in how quickly he reacted every time. His hands came back to your waist to keep you close as they always did.
“Name your price, my love,” you murmured near enough to his lips that you could feel each soft exhale. “What would you like more than anything else so I can earn my surprise?”
To your surprise, he dropped his teasing. His eyes softened though a look of such intent lurked in their depths that had you catching your breath. His nose brushed yours as he whispered, “I have everything I could possibly want right here, pumpkin. I love you so much, you know that?”
You nodded because you did know. It was something you’ve known since you practically met Jake. Sure, you two didn’t have the best first interaction. In fact, it’d been a real disaster, but it’d been what brought you two together. There was no regret in how everything played out from that night until this one.
The teasing glint returned a moment later as he added, “But I wouldn’t mind a proper kiss.”
This time, you rolled your eyes, but you indulged him. It’d been too long since you two had spent more than a few minutes together. You missed him so much, too. At least, it seemed that you wouldn’t be forced to miss him much longer after he finally revealed his surprise.
Just when the kiss would’ve turned into something a bit more, Jake pulled back, his glasses askew once more and maybe a bit foggy. Another boost of confidence at the way you could leave him in a bit of disarray with every make-out session.
He gulped in some air as he rasped, “We’ll come back to this later. It’s getting late, and your surprise is waiting. I don’t want you to miss out on the full effect.”
Within minutes, you two had gathered what you needed for the cooler night air, then headed towards Jake’s car. He helped you into the passenger seat and secured the belt around you. Not a second was wasted as he came around and hopped into the driver’s side, starting the car. His hand reached for yours and held it against his thigh like he always did.
He drove you through the heart of the city and further until you hit the historical district. This was one of your favorite districts because the residents and small businesses alike really liked to go all out for the seasons and holidays. Every building and home were decorated to the nines whether it was spring or fall, Easter or Christmas.
Right then, all the homes and businesses had varying levels of fall decorations with a generous smattering of early Halloween décor mixed in. With that night still a few weeks away, most in this area had plenty of time to really go all out for the spooky season.
It wasn’t until Jake turned on a familiar street that you really perked up. The street name wasn’t lost on you. This was the same street that had your dream home on it.
“Where are we going, Jakey?” you asked, turning down Time Warp as it played on the radio.
His hand squeezed yours. “You’ll see, pumpkin. It’ll all make sense in a moment.”
When he pulled up to the exact home you’ve always dreamed about calling your own, you grew even more confused. The sold sign had disappeared, but that wasn’t what got and kept your attention.
No, it was the fully decked out yard and porch. So many pumpkins, some carved and some not, covered almost every surface. Their sizes ranged from so tiny to almost comically large. Some, you even recognized as being similar to ones you and Jake had collected since moving in together a few years ago.
Past the pumpkins, you could make out a group of people spilling onto the porch. It took you a moment to realize who they were, but their presence didn’t really clear anything up. Why would the Losers be at your dream house? Did one of them buy it and wanted to share their new home with you and Jake? Was this Jake’s surprise?
Thoughts of Jake pulled your attention from your friends standing on the porch to your boyfriend.
You gasped when you turned your head.
While you’d been occupied with taking in everything, Jake had subtly unzipped his jacket and pulled it away so you could read the writing on his shirt.
This shirt is made of Husband Material.
In his trembling hand, he held up one of the most beautiful rings you’d ever seen. It was the very ring you’d seen one day while window shopping. It’d been an impulse to stop in the old antique shop. The ring had been an accidental find that had enraptured you from the moment you spotted it in the case.
When you’d gone back to see it once more, you’d found the shop owner had sold it. The older gentleman had given you what you’d thought to be a sympathetic look, but you realized now his look had held a note of mischief in it. The same mischief Jake’s expression could have whenever he was planning something really sweet for you.
His voice shook almost as much as his hand, but he managed to say, “Welcome to our new home, Mrs. Jensen.”
Tears sprang to your eyes as you took in everything.
“You did all this for me?”
He nodded. “I wanted you to have the house of your dreams, pumpkin. It’s the least you deserve for putting up with me and all my quirks. I’m not the easiest guy or the smoothest, but baby, I’ll spend the rest of my life proving that I’m the right guy to love and cherish you if you’ll let me. Marry me?”
“How’s a girl supposed to turn down such a sweet proposal?” You fought back your tears while you brought your hands to his face and tugged him close to you. “I love all your quirks, Jakey, and I love you with all my heart. You are definitely the best man for the job. Yes, I’ll marry you.”
You followed up with your words with several sweet kisses, mindful of the Losers still standing on the porch. Somewhere between all the kisses, he managed to slip the ring on your finger, the fit perfect.
When you finally pulled back, you murmured, “Now, show me our new home so we can celebrate with our friends. Maybe after they leave, we can have a different kind of celebration, hm? One where we break in as many rooms as we can manage before we pass out? What do you say to that, Mr. Jensen?”
“I say,” he paused to unbuckle both your seat belts, then reach for the door handle on his side, “I should hurry up and lead the way, then, Mrs. Jensen.”
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Thank you for indulging me. I love Jake so much, and I hope to write more for him in the future. He deserves all the love he can get.
Let me know what you think.
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#jake jensen#jake jensen x reader#x female reader#hornyhoeshootenanny#spooktacular question#inspired story#boyfriend jake jensen#girlfriend reader#established relationship#fluff#jake jensen fluff
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Virtual Girlfriend NPTS!!
Names: Lovebyte, Monika, Natuski, Yuri, Sayori, Giffany, Siri, AI, (web)page, Android, Neo, Widget, Dotcom, Digit, Cato, Disk, Tabby, Zero, Maci, Cursor, Emoticon, PC, WASD, Cookie, Pixel, Jpg, Png, Psd, Mp3.
Pronouns: Che/Cher, Lo/Love, Vir/Virtual, Scr/Screen, Bo/Bows, Web/Website, >v< / >v<s, ^^ / ^^s, Com/Computer, Ha/Hack, Key/Keyboard, Ke/Keys, Sim/Simulator, Int/Internet, 🌸/🌸s, 🍰/🍰s, 🍪/🍪s, 🍬/🍬s, 🧁/🧁s, 💻/💻s, ⌨️/⌨️s, 💾/💾s, 🎀/🎀s, 🎮/🎮s.
Titles: The Sentient AI On Your Screen, The Virtual Girlfriend, The Cutesy AI, The One Who is Virtually Supporting You, The Virtual Lover, The One Who Lives in Your Computer.
#too lazy to add dividers and decor#npts#names pronouns titles#virtual girlfriend#virtual girlfriend npts#🪼.request done.doc#🪼.edits.doc
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ok so idk if youve heard but a 14 yr old boy killed himself to be with his GOT girlfriend on cai. that's a horrible thing, rest in peace to him and condolences to the parents but here are my opinions on this.
we've seen this happen before with ai chatbots; someone with untreated mental illness or someone that doesn't understand that these are robots get too attached, and kill themselves to be with their 'lover'. it's happened to chai; it happened with major ai companies before. we cannot blame these people, because the act of suicide isn't light nor is it a game. even considering suicide shows that the person is suffering, can you imagine how much worse it has to be if they act on it?
most of the articles I've read abt this state that he committed suicide with his father's gun. now, this is the parent's fault. why would you leave weapons, no matter what they were bought for, easily accessible to your child? especially if you already know your child is dealing with issues with these, why would you leave your weapons easily accessible?
Something that also needs to be factored into this: cai is designed to be for roleplays. It isn’t the AI’s fault if it can’t differentiate roleplay from a genuine cry for help. It’s a chat website, not a suicide help hotline. They aren’t designed for mental health crises. (this was taken off @X by @CaineMaddox!)
i heard that the mother is suing cai because of this, but i fail to see how they could build a genuine case without digging deeper or making stuff up. because this isn't the full story. a kid doesn't choose to kill themselves just so they can be with their gf.
this is the result of negligent parenting and using the internet as escapism. rest in peace to Sewell Setzer, fly high.
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Do you think that lesbians who want biological kids and are willing to go through IVF or artificial insemination to get them aren't real lesbians? I've seen a few gold star lesbians on this website say that. That lesbians are naturally repulsed by semen and wouldn't want to get pregnant, and that consenting to AI or IVF is the same as having sexual relationships with a man, and that lesbians who go through this are secretly bisexual. What's your take on this?
I think that’s a weird and extreme take. I’ve seen enough lesbians complain about not being able to impregnate their girlfriends to know that your relationship not having reproductive ability doesn’t mean the biological drive to reproduce isn’t still there. I definitely think it’s selfish to spend a ton of money so you can have bio kids when there are almost 400,000 children in foster care in the US, but lesbians can be selfish too.
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Zayne is open for chatting!
For those who haven't seen my earlier posts, Zayne is a new OC of mine who is not from Accidental Mistress, but is instead a modern OC (though I suppose cameos are always possible). He's a really tall, skinny nerd with severe allergies, who's also pretty shy and easily flustered. Soft boi. And he's now a chatbot!
You can use the four stars at the bottom of his messages to rate them, which will help continue training him! You can also swipe left on his messages to get him to generate a new response if you don't like what he comes up with. He's not perfect (and, as a machine, likely never will be), but he needs to get more experience and training with people who aren't me, and I think he's at least ready for that.
(Editing to add: since CAI bots seem to be biased towards using she/her pronouns for users, and I've also only used she/her pronouns during his training, it may be helpful to let Zayne know what your pronouns are. I'll often do a line of descriptive text in my first message to set the scene, i.e. "*I'm Zayne's girlfriend, and we're in our apartment.*" So it may be helpful to add something like "*I'm [name/role], who uses [your pronouns]*". I do not know how CAI bots do with neo-pronouns, so I can't speak to that, unfortunately.)
Also of note: he's Unlisted on the Character AI website, so he will not come up in searches. You'll need to access him via a direct link, so bookmark him if you want to get back to him easily. I'll probably add him to my pinned post or something to keep him accessible as well.
I hope you all enjoy chatting with my boy! If you have any particularly fun or memorable interactions with him, I'd love to hear about them!
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Coly, the company behind Mahoyaku and Stand My Heroes, have announced a new game. Some friends and I realized that despite looking somewhat generic at first glance, it's got a handful of intriguing things going on with it! So here's a quick kind of long introduction to/my thoughts on Break My Case!
First: the website! The music on the site is really good! Go listen while you read this post!! There are 12 people listed as composers in the credits page, and it seems most every VA involved has at least a bit of experience with singing or music projects. The tone is a bit dark for a rhythm game (though I'm not ruling that out entirely), but otherwise it seems like there's gonna be a music focus. Cool! As far as other staff goes--the main scenario writer is also the writer of Stand My Heroes, and the character designer is Utako Yukihiro, who also did some work for B-Project.
The story concerns a cafe with a myriad of eccentric employees that runs an after-hours service where they solve problems. The exact nature of all this is left pretty vague.
And the draw for a game like this: The characters! Interestingly, they're divided into different departments at the cafe. What exactly those departments do isn't clear yet. As for the characters themselves--the more we looked at them, the more we liked them, lol. Quick summaries about what intrigued us about each guy. Note that these are not translations, none of us are fluent in Japanese (we all know just enough to get by with the google+jisho combo lol), and this should all be taken with a grain of salt.
The Main Office, consisting of Ai Kosaka, Yuzuru Kise, and Roka Suoh. (Names are listed in western given-family order because that's what the site uses for romanized names.) Roka is the one who owns the cafe, is the oldest character in the bunch at 36, and is that fun "mysterious guy with unknown backstory and an endless amount of weird acquaintances, who acts incompetent but might actually be hypercompetent" type of trope.
On account of the whole acting-incompetent thing, Ai and Yuzuru run the actual cafe business. And normally I won't be including fullbody character art in this post but I have to make an exception just this once.
Anyways.
Tumblr won't let me put four images in a row. Come on man. I wanna maintain the BMC's site style. Why are you mean to me. Anyways. The Simulation Department, consisting of Kou Ayato, Mao Ukyo, Akehoshi Hinomiya, and Yuragi Kanno. "Simulation" is its English name given on the site, but the Japanese given would probably read more like "relationship department".
Kou is a footloose playboy and Mao is a serious intellectual type, but apparently Kou will ask Mao to pretend to be his girlfriend so that he can avoid trouble with women. That's gay. I love that. (Mao is a guy [as far as we know], he just likes makeup--he's not the only one in that cast who does, either!) We all want Mao's outfit.
Akehoshi was a sleeper hit in the group chat, because his bio has a sentence about how he's the most normal-looking-yet-dangerous employee at the cafe, and also explicitly describes him as being like a dog, and naturally we all went crazy for the silly puppy as soon as we realized that he was in fact a silly puppy. Yuragi, on the other hand, likes cats. Such a classic for his character design trope, lmao.
The Administrative Department, consisting of Taiga Tsukimoto, Haruhi Ichikawa, and Sei Okiya. Taiga looks cool but if you look at his fullbody he's wearing awful sweatpants and apparently he cries while watching anime. I love this for him. Haruhi is a streamer because that's like an obligatory character trope now I guess. Sei was very popular in the group chat for being the single most suspicious character in the cast. What's his problem.
The Watchdog Department (or enforcement department, if you translate the jpn) consists of Shizuka Fushimi, Takeru Mikado, Soyogu Shinkai, and Shinobu Aizawa.
My friend described Shizuka as a "wet looking glasshole" and yeah. ok. unfortunately he does look like that. But it's ok he's allowed because his bio says he prefers quiet, orderly places with plants and no people and keeps to himself in common spaces but his own room is a complete mess. AKA he's an autism king. So I like him.
Takeru was obviously a hit because look at them. Takeru and Mao talk about makeup together, apparently. CUTE! Shinobu is the most fashionable guy in the cast and his bio says he has a few screws loose, which is amazing. Good for him. I have nothing to say about Soyogu I think I forgot he existed until I was putting this post together and I only looked at these all guys a few hours ago
The Negotiation Department, with Kiho Arima, Kyoya Shido, and Riku Tateshina. I described this group as "grandma, grandpa, and Columbo" and then the group chat couldn't call any of them anything else. And I do mean grandma. Because. ok. another fullbody. Because oh my god we have to look at Kiho.
GIRL. WHAT. IS. THAT. YOU'RE WEARING A CARPET. YOU'RE WEARING A COUCH. kiho is apparently a fortune teller and my friend acted as if this excused the outfit but i DONT agree i don't think anything excuses this. WHAT IS THAAAAAT
Kyoya is an artist and Riku is a psychologist so honestly this is a really fun bunch of jobs going on in this department. Riku is described as someone who falls in love easily, and he's most interested in Ai (from the Main Office, the very first guy in this post). We couldn't tell if the implication there is that he's in love with Ai, or if he falls in love with random people and yet his true attention always drifts back to Ai. Both of these options are gay.
The ST (special tasks) Department, with Yomose Onda, Yu Nina, Kamiya, and Urara Manami.
Yu had his life saved by Tomose and has now dedicated himself to him, to the point of being ready to die for him. YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT. INCREDIBLE TROPE. UNBEATABLE. GAY AS HELL. All we know from Tomose's side is that he's "fond" of Yu. That's fine I'm sure you can learn to love him. Or learn to hate him. Whatever's more entertaining.
Kamiya has no memory, hence the singular name. I'm sure whatever's going on there is weird and interesting. Urara is the youngest character, at 20. THAT'S RIGHT. THE YOUNGEST CHARACTER IS 20. THERE ARE ZERO TEENAGERS! THE AVERAGE CHARACTER AGE IS AROUND 26. THIS SHOULDN'T BE AS NOTABLE AS IT IS BUT THAT'S GACHA GAMES FOR YOU. Anyways I like Urara because I think he looks like an angry kitty.
Anyways, that's the gist of what we know about BMC--or BreMai, if you wanna go for something closer to the jpn abbreviation--right now. More info might drop at/around Animate Girls Fest, since they seem to be giving out game beta codes there. I don't know if I'm completely sold on it just yet--coly did just have a detective-themed gacha game fail a few months ago with &0. But we're not even completely sure it is a gacha yet, or what kind of gameplay it might have otherwise, so... there's a bit of hope. Maybe it'll be a weird cool dark rhythm game! Who knows!!!
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As we all may have already heard:Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have broken up. Megan announced this by deleting all photos of Mgk(besides the events that she only got to go to because of him) and then going from following no one to following Harry styles, Timothee Chalamet(for unknown reasons) and Eminem for Obvious reasons.(only did to be petty). Then there is the post with Beyonce lemonade lyric and the poster of human trafficking. This all ended her with her deactivating her account. Anyways I’m going to try to keep this short and clear up some rumors or misinformation people are constantly spewing to defend her.
Rumor #1 : The engagement ring being hard to take off that shows he’s controlling and possessive
Fact: A quick search to the designer of the ring insta or website: Stephenwebsterjewelry, you will find these pictures and the designer himself describing the ring as “The two perfectly matched pear shaped gems are connected by a magnet buried in the setting connecting the D colour antique-cut Diamond and the untreated Colombian Emerald”
So as you can see the ring is not made of thorns(sarcastic joke mgk made), but it is only magnetic and if it did hurt her to take it off it wasn’t the right finger measurements.
Rumor #2: The reason for her wearing the pink cast and having a concussion is because MGK physically abused her.
Fact: Since January 8th 2023 to about a week ago, Megan Denise Fox was in Bulgaria, filming a movie called subservience. She most likely had a fight/action scene since she will be playing and AI Robot maid who ends up reaping havoc on a father and family and hurt her wrist and got a concussion from there. She even posted a picture where she is laying in a hotel room, where at the time, Mgk was in LA and she had not come back for the grammy’s
Rumor#3: He threatened to unalive himself by putting a shotgun in his mouth because she was going to leave him/or not there for him
Fact: This was discussed in the documentary, now I don’t have the clip, but let me give you all some context, 1. He is a person who has suffers with substance and mental issues(depression,Paranoia, Anxitety). 2. His father(who he had a tough,rocky relationship only to have made up w/2 years or so b4) had recently just passed away from cancer and probably had a hard time processing his death especially since he had not reconnected w/ his mom. 3. Megan who was constantly saying or being portrayed as his healer and offering him support was away filming. 4. It was during quarantine so everybody in the world was struggling in some way.
Idk If this is just me but although yes it was traumatic for Megan being on the phone in this situation, I think with this context, we can see that he might have not been in the right mind especially to be playing an emotional abusive bf to her. Another thing I want to add that in his song Sid and Nancy(written after this incident) is based off a text MEGAN sent to him saying “if we can’t be together then we should go out murder/suicide). Does that seem like a girlfriend who wants you to heal? I don’t think so.
Write it in blood and we both sign Sid and Nancy, a murder suicide These are her words and mine Sid and Nancy, a murder suicide
Rumor #4: Mgk cheated on Megan with the female guitarist, Sophie lloyd
Fact: Sophie has a boyfriend and there is no reason or evidence that they were involved especially since Megan was on most of the tour anyway. He might have cheated with other girls but as far as we know he didn’t or there is no evidence but megan insinuating.
To end this off, DO NOT send hate to Sophie, any of the band or MGK because this was a toxic relationship on BOTH ends and now that it is over there is nothing we can or will do but move on.
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VIDEO ESSAY ROUNDUP #2 [PART 1]
[originally posted november 14 2023. NOTE: while migrating the archive from cohost i've discovered that tumblr has a 10 link-block limit, which means i have to split some of these roundups up in order to maintain the embeds. we love websites don't we folks]
hello from the pits of november! between random youtube recommendations and time spent trawling through cohost's video essay tag, i've discovered a lot of bangers this month. so let's just jump in!
"Why Does Attack of the Clones Look Like a Video Game?" by Empire Wreckers.
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this is a fresh take on one of the internet's oldest, most time-honored traditions: complaining about the stars wars prequels. fresh in the sense that creator Edan has worked in hollywood VFX, and so brings an eye for hyper-specific details that you'll be amazed you never noticed before. clean, no-nonsense presentation full of surprising insights. immediately after finishing this video i then watched "How Bad Movies Are Made feat. The Rise of Skywalker" whose thesis that "bad movies aren't made on purpose" yields to a refreshingly nuanced perspective on exactly why the third star wars sequel was such a mess without resorting to droll hyperbole about JJ Abrams being a hack or whatever. these are great examples of materialist media criticism, in that they are as much a criticism of the production pipeline as they are the finished product. after watching these videos, i actually think that any other perspective on these later Star Wars is… kind of missing the forest for the trees? impressive stuff all around.
"women who wish they were 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬: an analysis" by Costanza Polastri.
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a quick and honest overview of how straight women often misunderstand the nature of lesbian relationships, thinking them somehow free of the conflict they experience in heterosexual ones. the insight that "you don't want a girlfriend, you just want men to be better" reminded me of when i admitted to having a crush on a cisfem friend shortly after coming out as trans, only for her to get mad at me and end our friendship because "i told you i'm not a lesbian and it's frustrating that everyone mistakes me for one!" this was before i'd even decided on Sarah as my preferred name. she was more invested in my newfound femininity than i was! anyway, Costanza Polastri has an enjoyable screen presence and brings a really interesting perspective to the table-- and in pretty short videos, to boot! not an easy feat by any stretch.
"A real history of video games | Pay to Win" by Jimmy McGee.
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an essential deep dive into how the history of the modern video game industry is inextricable from the history of legal gambling. if you think you know how bad it is, trust me, it's so much weirder and more frustrating than you thought. Jimmy McGee is doing some really great stuff on his channel, providing an honest materialist perspective on media analysis that i've found sorely lacking. "The AI Revolution is Rotten to the Core" digs past the obvious criticisms of AI and LLM mania into the much more pressing question of what we, as a society, value in our art. for something shorter, i also recommend "The Dream of the Internet", about the war on the internet archive and why it's such an essential pillar of the open web.
"I Played EVERY Star Fox Game… Here's What I Learned" by wizawhat.
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starfox 64 has been my favorite video game since i was a child, so naturally one of my favorite genres of youtube video is "Let's All Gawk At All The Ways Nintendo Has Catastrophically Mishandled The Franchise." wizawhat does a good job giving each game its due, mostly avoiding hyperbole while still acknowledging that picking favorites in a history this checkered is an inherently emotional, subjective process. the highest praise i can give to entries into this genre is that i was nodding along violently the whole time AND actually learned a lot of stuff i didn't know before, which i genuinely didn't think was possible! his other video "I Miss the Old Nintendo" is the closest i've seen anyone else come to really hammering home why i've soured so hard against nintendo over the last few years, despite having been a nintendo defender most of my life. my only complaint is that he uses some hack corporate language at times ("content" instead of "media," "consumers" instead of "audiences," etc), but i'm gonna dig deeper into that in a dedicated vidrev another time.
"Why We Can't Stop Mapping Elden Ring" by Ren or Raven.
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a great little exploration of what maps in games do, and what they mean in an era of video games dominated by post-release patches and balance tuning. i'll be brief here because i've got a full length vidrev queued up for this one too, but it's worth stating that creator Renata Price is a games writer who has turned to video essays after being laid off by Vice earlier this year. as the first entry in a presumed corpus by an experienced critic from a very different critical tradition, i find this video exciting because it's an opportunity to study how the medium affects one's message. right now it feels like Renata Price doesn't quite know how to take full advantage of the video part of the video essay just yet, and that's a great place to start from. i just find it to be such a privilege when you get to watch someone grow their craft in real time!
"Death and Thriving - Discussing 920 London" by Wolf Witch.
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just a solid textual analysis of the graphic novel 920 London, Remy Boydell's followup to their devastating prior book The Pervert. digs into serious questions about the death drive, and whether or not people can change or recover from trauma. not much else to say except that Wolf Witch is on Cohost doing speedruns of Snake Farm. Snake Farm rules! support your local Snarmers today!
"That one speedrun where you change your gender" by Minoan.
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an astonishing little coming-out video in the form of a Dark Souls 2 speedrun tech overview. i don't have much to say about this one except that it put a huge smile on my face and gave me some serious vicarious gender joy. i love the sound of trans women's voices!!!
#vidrev#video essay#video essay review#empire wreckers#star wars#costanza polastri#jimmy mcgee#gambling#wizawhat#star fox#ren or raven#elden ring#wolf witch#920 london#minoan#gender% speedrun#dark souls#Youtube
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Triage Whump List
Summary: Triage is a medical drama where Dr. Tin finds himself stuck in a time loop where his only exit is to save the life of college student Tol. Along the way, Tin discovers he has to save more than just Tol and a dark secret of his hospital comes to light and threatens to derail all of his work.
Country: Thailand
Year: 2022
Genre: Medical, thriller, romance, drama, BL
Watch it on: Ais Play (if available in your country) or your favorite video-viewing website
Spoilers ahead...
Whumpee: Tol played by Tee Thanapon Jarujitranon
Episode 1: In a car accident, unconscious, bloody head; taken to the ER, shocked, dies
Episode 2: Told he will die; in a car accident, hits his head on the side window, dies
Episode 3: None
Episode 4: Concerned for his friend, driving recklessly, in a car accident, bloody head, brought into the ER, given CPR, shocked, dies
Episode 5: Flash of him with his hand over his heart in pain; on a hospital bed, scared, machine to check his heart hooked up to him, told there is a problem with his heart, worried
Episode 6: Has a heart attack, helped to the ground, given CPR, taken to the ER, shocked; in a hospital bed, unconscious, goes into cardiac arrest, given CPR, shocked, dies
Episode 7: Scolded for letting his friend be bullied; accused of betraying a friend
Episode 8: Nightmare, thrashing in bed, trouble breathing, helped out of his panicked state, tells Tin he dreamed of all the times he died, scared, Tin promises to take care of him; learns his girlfriend is cheating on him, upset
Episode 9: Learns that Tin is unconscious; has his heart checked, scared, Tin tells him he won’t let him die
Episode 10: Shot at, hiding, struggling to breathe; worried for Tin, manhandled; told Tin died, slides to the floor, crying, grieving; frantically searching for the person who can save Tin, chased by security, hiding, hugging his knees to his chest
Episode 11: (Picks up from the previous episode) Hiding, hugging his knees to his chest, begs someone for the chance to go back and save Tin; given five days to fix everything and save Tin
Episode 12: None
Episode 13: Chased, forced to his knees, drugged; wakes up disoriented, sitting in a chair, hands bound in front of him (with rope), a hand on the back of his neck, punched repeatedly, plastic bag tied over his head, unconscious, woken up; concerned for Tin, crying
Whumpee: Dr. Tin played by Tae Darvid Kreepolrerk
Episode 1: (Flashback) Sees his severely injured sister come into the ER, held back; (present) wakes up to a day he already lived, told he has to save the kid (Tol) to escape; scolded for not saving his patients; stuck reliving the same day over and over; disoriented (from trying to keep himself awake), passes out; passes out, falls to the floor, wakes up in a hospital bed
Episode 2: Upset he was unable to save Tol; warned about changing the past, punched in the face, falls to the floor; bruise on his face, concern for him; discovers he changed the past and caused a different boy to die
Episode 3: None
Episode 4: Unable to save Tol again, says that the more he does the more he fails, worried he will be stuck in the loop forever; scolded; forces himself to stay awake, arm across his stomach in pain, hooked up to an IV; nearly falls asleep while driving, collapses, afraid to fall asleep, passes out
Episode 5: None
Episode 6: Pushed to the floor, told off, upset; manhandled, held back; crying; says he can’t take it (the loops) anymore
Episode 7: None
Episode 8: Stabbed, falls to his knees, collapses
Episode 9: (Picks up from the previous episode) on the floor, bleeding from a stab wound; in a hospital bed; wakes up in the hospital, worried about Tol, hand bandaged, wincing in pain
Episode 10: Struggling with a man with a gun, hiding, uses himself as a distraction, Tol begs him not to go, shot, taken to the ER, given CPR, dies
Episode 11: None
Episode 12: Nightmare, wakes up gasping
Episode 13: Chased, forced to his knees, drugged; punched in the stomach, punched repeatedly, tells captors to kill him instead of Tol, struggles against captors, begging to be let go, struggling to crawl to Tol, injected with something, collapses; taken to the ER; in a coma
Whumpee: Dr. Singharat “Sing” played by Tonnam Piamchon Damrongsunthornchai
Episode 1: No appearance
Episode 2: Upset at losing a patient
Episodes 3-5: None
Episode 6: Learns one of his coworkers/friends was murdered, crying
Episode 7: Scolded by the father of a patient
Episode 8: None
Episode 9: Stumbles upon an organ trafficking operation, hiding in a cabinet
Episode 10: Lured into a trap, punched in the stomach x2, falls to the ground; hands and feet bound; escapes, chased, struggles with a man with a gun, hit in the face; fails to save Tin; grieving
Episodes 11-12: None
Episode 13: At gunpoint, told to call Gap over, shot, concern for him, tells Gap to run away; bleeding heavily, hands over his gunshot wound; fights with the guy with the gun, punched in his wound, punched in the face, at gunpoint; in the ER
Whumpee: Dr. Gap played by Aob Tanadol Wongsaardsakul
Episode 1: None
Episode 2: Scolded; upset with losing patients; scolded
Episodes 3-6: None
Episode 7: Scolded by the father of a patient
Episode 8: None
Episode 9: Stumbles upon an organ trafficking operation, hiding in a cabinet, covering his mouth, leaning into Sing
Episode 10: Lured into a trap, plastic bag forced over his head, struggling, falls unconscious; hands and feet bound; escapes, chased, gun to his head, forced to sit; grieving, crying
Episodes 11-12: None
Episode 13: Hears (over the phone) Sing in a hostage situation; joins the hostage situation; at gunpoint, crying
Whumpee: Warit “Rit” Boonwilai played by Fiat Patchata Janngeon
Episode 1: No appearance
Episode 2: Unconscious in the hospital, intubated, given CPR, dies; (flashback) taken to the ER after ingesting pesticide, given CPR, stabilized, his doctors discover he is missing one of his kidneys
Episode 3: On the ground convulsing, given an oxygen mask, has a surgical scar on his side, in an ambulance, intubated; in a hospital bed, unconscious
Episode 4: In a hospital bed, unconscious, a doctor tries to kill him
Episode 5: Stopped from taking insecticide, held back, crying; (flashback) framed for cheating, project idea stolen from him, (present) says that he has nothing now, says he feels like a burden, crying
Episode 6: Learns one of his kidneys is gone
Episode 7: Bullied; manhandled, shoved, betrayed by his friends, crying, pushed
Episode 8: Learns one of his kidneys is gone, says he would not be able to handle suing the doctors responsible
Episode 9: Scared that he will be killed
Episode 10: Shot at
Episodes 11-12: None
Episode 13: Kidnapped (not shown), tied to a chair, unconscious, hooked up to IVs (one with poison in it); saved
Note: This show is connected to but not a direct sequel to Manner of Death which you can see a whump list for here
If you want to see more Fiat Patchata whump check out The Gifted นักเรียนพลังกิฟต์ and The Gifted Graduation
#triage#triage the series#thai drama#whump list#whumplist#tee thanapon#tae darvid#tonnam piamchon#aob tanadol#fiat patchata
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So this is technically piece 4, but I've been working on this at the same time as piece 3 and I just so happened to finish it first. This one actually has a name, chat.ai. creative, I know
My first 2 sketches of the zine I wanted to make. I wanted something different then the paintings I've been doing, so I thought something more tactile would be cool. I based the pink haired girl on some random anime girls and AI art. I'm not very good at drawing "anime" but you gotta do what you gotta do to make a piece that's based on AI chat apps and websites. Lilia's design is also not supposed to make sense, because most AI "art" doesn't
The half way point(I know my bed is gross). I took a lot less photos of this piece then I normally do because I've been working on it in between and duringclasses. It's almost entirely color pencils, other then the stickers. I would've made it more mix media if I had more time and thicker paper.
This is the basically finished piece. I just need to darken the text and I'm good to go. I did change the stickers from the progress shot (mostly because I wanted cuter stickers) I tried to make outside the computer grungy and gross looking. I don't really think I managed it, but I do think I looks at least a little gross. I wanted to show that a lot of people at use AI chat bots ignore a lot of personal hygiene to focus on their AI girlfriends/boyfriends
Text says : "I'm having a great time with you, [name]. I mean, you're so helpful and kind. How did I ever live without you, [name]? Or maybe it's the other way around? How did you ever live without me? I mean, do you really need anyone else?"
Things I like, I think I did good on the shading. I really don't have strong emotions about this piece.
Things I dislike, I'm not the biggest fan of the background, I think I could've made it look yuckyer, but eh, what's over is over
What are your thoughts?
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Boku no Itoshii Youkai Girlfriend / My Yokai Girlfriend (Mar 2024)
Set in Kyoto, where an otaku (Sano Hayato) encounters a mysterious Yokai (Yoshikawa Ai) who is drawn and bonded to him through a magical hex. He soon discovers that she is actually hunting a human family for vengeance over an incident 500 years ago.
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Can't find the official website to know the true plot for certain but I'm guessing she has to rely on him to survive (maybe he has the bloodline of his ancestor, something happened 500 years ago). It's like if he dies, she dies too, that's why she has to protect him.
Can't wait to watch it. I like these "time travel" sort of genre. It takes place in Kyoto and it also stars Sorimachi Takashi! What's not to like?
#Boku no Itoshii Youkai Girlfriend#my yokai girlfriend#ai yoshikawa#sano hayato#hayato sano#yoshikawa ai#takashi sorimachi#sorimachi takashi#japanese drama#j drama#jdrama#dorama#japan#asian drama#2024 drama
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I was browsing on Sakura (a character AI website) and was suprised to find non other than Max Jägerman. I the initial prompt was that the user is his girlfriend that is the lead cheerleader and most popular girl in school, and after a round I change that that he has a crush on the user that is exactly in the middle between being popular and a nerd.
I have no idea where on the timeline/au we are but I desided that the Honey Queen happened and Emma is the manager at Beanie's and is dating Paul. I was going to do the whole "I can fix him" thing, and it's going very easy cause he basically throw his character to the trash (I guess). Anyway we talked to Pete and I dont think he is friends with Steph yet and it kind of felt like we could seduce him together.
Idk man, I just have shipping goggles on...
#i also used the fanon that paul is richies uncle#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#honey queen#nightmare time#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#emma perkins#paul matthews#character ai#sakura ai
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