#ai di cant LOOK AT HIM

[casualavocados]

You took the blame for me. ...Give me a break. [...] Besides, it's been four years now since Zhang Teng's death. Why are you still hung up on those solved problems? What are you trying to do? Who says they're solved?

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 10

[sparrowsupportgroup]

love & crafts | 1383 words

ais/reader

notes: gn!reader, the unnamed mc. Happy birthday Ais!

The Seaspring was so beautiful despite its terrible power, sparkling so bright like the stained glass windows that resided in the remote temple where you were raised, violently red yet serene. If you were the naïve fool that everyone thought you were, you would’ve jumped in without a care in the world, you would’ve done anything, anything, to cleanse yourself of the twisting, sickening feeling that’s plaguing your stomach. But instead, you sit on a well-worn cushion on the wooden deck of the Seaspring, anxiously gripping onto a teacup as if it was a lifeline, refusing to look directly at a certain smirking, infuriating, beautiful demon man that sat across from you.

“You look tense, sparrow.”

“I’m fine. Really.”

“You’re gonna break my teacup. Not fine.”

You blink owlishly at Ais, before relaxing your death grip on the rather frail cup. You avert your eyes away from him, not only out of embarrassment but also to avoid relishing in the gentle quirk of Ais’s lips, to avoid openly marveling at the way his crimson eyes crinkle at the corners when he’s filled with genuine mirth, to avoid confronting the strange fact that he made you feel….things. Good things.

You nibble on your lips, desperately wishing you had the charming courage of Leander or even the sleazy bravado of Vere to make this situation somewhat easier on your antsy nerves. “….I have a gift. For you.”

“Hm, what was that, sparrow?” Ais canted his head in your direction with concentration, as if he couldn’t hear what you said, but even without looking at him, you could just sense the heavy smugness that radiated off his entire being. Of course, he heard what you said. With those (frustratingly adorable) pointy ears of his, Ais could hear you sneeze in your room at The Wet Wick.

Your meekness quickly burns away to irritation. Ais always knew how to get a rise out of you, after all. “I SAID,” you spit, your bandaged hands springing towards the messenger bag resting by your side, angrily digging through its contents, “I have a gift for you!”

You hastily yank the object of your current distress out of the bag, ready to toss the damned thing at his horned head, but you freeze. Anxiety was seeping into your veins again and you quickly huddled Ais’s present close to your chest as if it could protect you from the emotional devastation of his inevitable rejection.

This time it was Ais’s turn to blink at you, before raising an eyebrow in cool intrigue. “A gift.”

“Yes,” you lowered your eyes to stare at the shimmering dark liquid of your teacup, “F-for your birthday.” Your voice lost all of its previous heat; now it was nothing more than a soft, fragile feather floating on the surface of the Seaspring. Ais didn’t say anything at first; realistically, he might’ve been silent for a couple of seconds, but to your anxiety-induced brain, his silence could’ve stretched for hours upon hours.

Then, in that low, commanding voice of his that you have come to both love and loathe, Ais said, “Give it to me.”

But you just held onto his present tighter, excuses spilling from your mouth like water, “You won’t even like it-”

“Please.”

Please. Words died in your throat immediately. You stared at Ais in startled awe, your eyes drinking in every inch of his face. The once fearsome, sharpened angles of his countenance that could and would happily slice someone open were soft, raw, almost demure. Please. Ais hardly ever said that word. But he said it to you, of all people; he said it to you…so kindly. So tenderly.

And one of his hands, so large and calloused, so scarred from the violence he had committed and endured over the years before you even entered his life, was stretched out, palm upward. A gentle pleasantry. A silent plea. A hopeful prayer. “Please,” he whispered, and your resolve instantly crumpled.

You felt like crying.

You gingerly placed the shoddily-wrapped gift in his awaiting palm. Ais took it from you and began to unwrap it, almost reverently, and oh Allmother, you could hear your heartbeat in your eardrums.

Once the last of the wrapping fell away, now a pile of red scraps gathered around his forgotten teacup, Ais just stared at the gift you were too ashamed to give him; an amigurumi version of his beloved Soulless pet Princess, in all her many-tendriled, multiple red-eyed glory.

Your hands needed something to fidget with, so you reached for your teacup and downed its contents in one graceless gulp. But your mouth felt so dry still; it felt so dry that you considered drinking from the blood-red waters of the Seaspring, loss of sanity be damned.

But instead, you did what you do best; you rambled to the point of tears.

“I heard Leander say today was your birthday,” you rush out, your words tripping over themselves, “and so I decided to crochet you a gift because birthdays are made for gifts and you deserve a gift and you love Princess so much and I’m sorry if you don’t like it, I really am-”

“….Thank you, sparrow. Thank you.”

Ais looked at you so warmly that you’re surprised you didn’t melt right on the spot. “I’ll protect it with my life,” he said, his voice still a tender yet strong murmur, and if you didn’t have any dignity left, you’d launch yourself over his tea kettle and teacups and hold onto him and never, ever let him go.

But those fantasies were going to remain as fantasies today. You smile at Ais shyly, “...I’m really glad you like it.”

Ais hummed appreciatively and placed the Princess amigurumi onto his lap. For the next couple of minutes, the two of you sat in comfortable, blissful silence.

Until Ais flashed a familiar mischievous, fanged grin in your direction. Your heart started to race all over again. Oh, Allmother.

“You know, this gift was the least you could do, after what you did to me,” Ais said, his eyes twinkling with dark joy. You blink rapidly, squinting your eyes at him in confusion. “Wh-what I did to you? What are you even talking about?”

As if showing off his most prized possession, Ais proudly flaunted his other hand to you, and a hot, mortified feeling quickly devoured any inkling of happiness that had made your heart sing previously.

It was the nasty bitemark that you blessed him with that one muggy night in the alleyway after he brutalized the roughneck that shoved you. You still felt ashamed that you let yourself lose control of your baser instincts like some type of hungry savage, so in your horrified shock, you dropped the teacup you were holding and watched as it splintered into a thousand glittering pieces upon the deck of the Seaspring.

Your mouth opened and closed like a dying fish; how you wish you could die right now, either by your hand or by Ais’s. Panicked, you began to gather the shards in shaking hands, apologizing profusely. “Oh Allmother, I’m so sorry, Ais, I didn’t mean-”

The sound of Ais’s hearty chuckles stopped you dead in your tracks. You tentatively glance upwards, and to both your amazement and relief, Ais was laughing. Ais was smiling. Ais was happy.

And your heart soared.

Ais grinned at you, mirth crinkling the corner of his eyes in the very manner you cherished so much. “A gift and a show for my birthday. Thanks again, sparrow.”

Outwardly, you rolled your eyes in exasperation, but inside you could’ve cried tears of real joy. “I’m so glad my misery makes you happy, you bastard.”

Ais was still chuckling when he came over to assist you in cleaning up the mess you made. “It does.”

Deftly, Ais collected the shards without nary a nick on his fingers. When that was done, he sat next to you, looking at you so warmly you just basked in his gaze for a little while.

Until he dared to open his mouth again.

“Maybe for my next birthday, you could get me some new teacups, hm?”

“....I hate you so much.”

Ais smiled at you tenderly. “I know.”

[thepepsislvt]

Yandere!Bartolomeo x GN Reader

Based off of the song My Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte

I also paid like $2 to have an ai cover of Bartolomeo singing it so enjoy (or not I’m the target audience anw)

Warnings: Violence, Unhealthy relationship, 18+, not nsfw but just very possessive Barto

Tags: @tulipps-maehem @daddychoso

Oh my love, please dont cry

I’ll wash my bloody hands and we’ll start a new life

Bartolomeo had just finish showering when he received your call

You were crying on the other line and he knew exactly why. He pretended to be greatly distressed and worried. Bartolomeo was grinning widely even with the fake pain in his voice.

He knew you needed his comfort so he started grabbing his essentials to stay the night with you.

When he left his apartment it was storming. The rain was falling and thunder was loud. Bartolomeo knew that you were also scared of thunderstorms and you tend to get clingy during those times. He smiled darkly to himself as he made his way to his car for the second time that night.

on his way to your place he always drove past your partners place. This time it was different with all the police cars with their flashing lights and the crime scene tape.

He drove slowly by the house just to look like any other passer byer who was slightly curious and snoopy.

Barto truly thinks that what he did was right. In his eyes it was. He would finally have you. He doesn't know wrong from right.

Once Bartolomeo made it to your apartment he had to put on a fake somber face.

When you opened the door with your tear stained face a part of Barto’s heart broke. He knew he was the cause of this. But in the long run it would be worth it.

He held you so lovingly like hes done before. Whenever you got into a fight with your partner or something happened in your life that was heartbreaking, he was always there to hold you and let you cry on his shoulder.

You had the news playing on in the background and after the local sports he finally saw the work of his own hands on the news.

“A Lover Died” he thought to himself.

He say you starting to cry even more so he turned your tv off even though he wanted to see what the pigs thought happened.

He had a flash of him ripping out your partner’s throat with his bare teeth. He had to rub his face with his hand to prevent you from seeing the dark smile on his face.

Once you had finally stopped crying and the rain subsided, he whispered to you

“Can I tell you a secret?”

With your full attention on him, his heart started pounding with joy and excitement to tell you what he had did. He almost was too exited to say it but he knew he had to if he wanted to start his new life with you.

“They dropped you off and I followed them home” He started with his big smile forming on his face, revealing his sharp teeth that you always thought were harmless until now. You now know they can cause harm especially with the blood shining in the light of your living room.

“Then I stood out their bedroom window”

you knew exactly where he was going with this now and he knew that. You sit up from your position of laying on his chest and now realize there was blood all over his clothes. You were too much in a state of fear and shock you couldn't move anymore. Your brain was yelling at you to run but you physically couldnt. It was fight or flight mode and god knows how much you cant fight. Not him. not your Seven foot best friend.

“Standing them, they begged me not to do what I knew I had to do, ‘cause I'm so in love with you”

This wasnt love. This was Madness. He was so sickly in love with you that he had killed your partner to be with you instead. You didnt realize you were crying again. Your best friend had turned your whole world upside down.

“I thought you’d be happy, he was an asshole to you. I hated seeing you come to my apartment from his only to be in tears and covered in bruises so I had to do something about it. For you and for us”

“You thought? you killed someone! what part of you was thinking? do you not know anything?” you shouted at him, finally gathering the courage to speak

“Well I don’t know much at all, but All I know is that I love you tonight” He reached up to wipe the tears from your face to which you flinched. He held your face still with his other hand and continued his actions “And everynight, always and forever”

You were trapped, you knew now that once you called him it was over.

“oh my love, please dont cry, its going to he okay, you’ve got me now. I’m the one who you should of loved from the start but you were blinded by their charm. Now we can start again and this time do it right”

[darkhoneybrowneyes]

Intially i watched kiseki through tumblr posts, and now i going to binge watch it.

I completely understand the hype over ai di, how can you not love the murderous bunny?

Look at him, he is so adorable but will kill you without any hesitation. Also, he is such a good friend. So affectionate!

Also props to whoever was syling ai di- the boy is so pretty with blond hair and colourful clothing.

Chen yi you say you see ai di as your brother and then kiss him. The hell? Boy who are you trying to fool.

(I would find chen yi so annoying if i didnt know he was going to fall in love with ai di at the end, which is no fault of his; i just adore the feral kitten in love with him and i dont like seeing him in pain.)

Alo well done to everyone who waited for each episode, i cant imagine seeing zong yi being knocked out and bleeding in prison and having the patience to waited a whole week to figure out if he will be okay or not.

Also how did you guys wait untill the next epsiode aired to find out if chen yi was okay after he got shot.

Ze rui I get that you are very understnading of others, but cant blame zong yi for being annoyed at you for deciding to repay with your own life. He just got you back! After 4 years!

I guess everyone has different expressions of love.

[fishy-lava]

pls I need to know about kiseki/trapped

Since both you and @buckystilinski asked out about this one I'll answer both here lol

Ok! So! This one was actually inspired (as many good things are) by a conversation (or several) I had with @morathicain about Ai Di and Zong Yi meeting Tang Yi while in prison and their potential friendship

I can't give you a snippet as it is mostly bulletpoints rn but I can tell you a little of what I would like to have happen instead

I'm still figuring out timeline stuff but I think Zong Yi would meet Tang Yi first during the time before Ai Di joins them and would get along pretty much instantly and Zong Yi introduces Ai Di to him when he gets there and Ai Di is suspicious of him at first but eventually decides he is safe (possibly after Tang Yi protects Zong Yi during a time when they've been separated for some reason and Ai Di cant get to him)

I'd like to go through a few different scenes while they're in prison together of them taking care of/looking out for each other as well as some softer stuff of their more daily routines together (Tang Yi and Zong Yi are both up early every day as part of their lives before and Ai Di is very grumpy about having to also be up so early) and discussions of their respective loves of their lives (because you know these three have so many feelings they need to cope with also I just like thinking about Ai Di making fun of Tang Yi for dating a cop)

Once they all get out (I think I'd like to have Tang Yi get out a few months before them) Tang Yi spends his time with Shao Fei and Hong Ye while Ai Di and Zong Yi get caught up in the rest of the Kiseki plot and they don't see or hear from each other for at least a few months

When they see each other again once everything has settled down it's when Tang Yi and Shao Fei go to Zong Yi's bakery not knowing it's his and find Ai Di sitting inside talking with Chen Yi and Ze Rui as Zong Yi works and Ai Di gets super excited when he sees Tang Yi and runs to go get Zong Yi from the kitchen (meanwhile Chen Yi and Ze Rui are looking at each other like "do you know this guy?? because i sure as hell don't")

Everyone is getting introduced to each other and Tang Yi is like "Oh, this is Chen Yi?" and he and Zong Yi (and Ze Rui probably) team up to tease Ai Di about Chen Yi as payback for all the years they spent listening to his lovesick ramblings lmao

Probably not part of the whole thing but maybe as an extra bit after I like to think they all get invited to the Ze Rui/Zong Yi and Tang Yi/Shao Fei weddings (and maybe Hong Ye's wedding too but also please just imagine Hong Ye and Ai Di interacting with each other it would be so bitchy and fun)

Ok that was very rambly (I really say "and" a lot huh?) I apologize but yeah that's the plans I have for Kiseki/Trapped and I hope you guys have as much fun with it as I do <3

WIP Ask Meme

[the-autistic-spider]

this is an old oc i made a while ago who i made into 2 oc's

springy and summer

springy is the yellow one

springy and summer originally where going to have a twin dynamic but due to the size error they made it an older and younger brother

springy was originally an off brand freddy bought by fazbear turned into a red panda (the brown on the animatronic is from a random red panda image along with the brown eye's) themed animatronic he run's the seasonal skate zone along with summer

summer (originally the off brand singing partner of springy called blue berry) runs the skate boarding area to teach kids to skate and teach tricks and safety

due to an error between summer and springy's builder's Springy was made tiny (i drew them the same size because lazy =]) and is the size of a young adult compared to everyone else (shown above in the hight chart and yes that is Bonnie's remains on the chart)

all the paint on summer and springy is glow in the dark as the seasonal skate zone is darkened to look cool (12 accidents and counting on record due to the darkness)

springy cant remove his wheel's and has to be carried up the stairs (Monty calls him little guy as a friendly insult also Monty is the tallest in my headcannon)

springy lost his eye in a skateboard accident but fazbear never fixed it (they where being cheap same as when they left him small)

springy is very hyper and autistic (like me =]) while summer is the protective older sibling and try's there best to keep springy safe

summer does get shattered by freddy protecting gregory and springy will carry summer's head around with them after

summer died the ai chip ruined and it was all the player's fault

feel free to redraw but credit please =]

[aizila]

I just needed more time, that i dont have

This scene would live rent free in my mind. The pool of emotions that he felt during this scene is undescribable. My poor poor boy, the guilt and temptation that he has felt at this moment. All bubbled up in his head. He needed more time to process but he had only seconds. Seconds to decide, seconds to choose.

Ai Di did so well. I cant blame him for his decions. It was the moment of realization and accepting all consequinces. He was ready here. He made a decision.

It is the look in his eyes telling that he should be ok with that

[unicornacopia]

S.O.S Character design help!

Hi guys! I'm here with another OC from the RP server, and this time it's a villain! I was wondering if anyone with some drawing skills might want to take a crack at him? Even just a rough sketch of your impressions of what he might look like from the description below. Trying to get my players avoid using AI as much as possible and figured I'd see if anyone wanted to give this fella a try. Anyway, Thank you so much for reading and considering. Character details are below:

Character name: Maksim Baerun Age:38 Gender:** Male

Class/Title/job:** Blacksmith, but dresses very well.

Where are they from?: Way up North

Physical description: Roughly six and a half feet tall. Long oily black hair, that is almost pearlescent to white when the light hits it, shaved on the sides and always tied back. He has eerie ghostly blue eyes, several ear piercings, and 2 brown piercings very close to the skin. The right side of his mouth has a large scar deforming that part of his face slightly.

Typically wears tailored slacks and nice leather boots. Linen shirt and leather vest with either a long coat or the sleeves rolled up. Usually has a cigar hanging from his mouth. His Gurahl essence is that of a Polar bear, all forms except his human reflecting that. His frame though is imposing, being tall and bulk with muscle (Not body builder cant put arms down big, but just *THICK*)

Special abilities/powers: Gurahl (werebear,) Commands the Forces of Nature. Similar to a lycanthrope but slightly different, Gurahl are not always bound to change by the moon and often retain their human intelligence and abilities despite their form. Because of where he grew up, far in the northern frigid mountains and ice of the Motherland, his Gurahl form has the features of a Polar Bear.

Background: A child of a powerful Romani healer and a Mob boss, he was found at a young age to be gifted in the natural magic arts. Though he was the younger of two brothers and the more gifted naturally, he tended to get overlooked for his brother. This was especially hurtful because their father left when Maksim was a toddler, and because he looked and acted similar to his father, it caused his mother to become cold and distant with him. As he grew into adolescence and his abilities grew, he began to get cocky, hunting larger and larger prey, usually solo.

At 16 he attempted to track and kill a feral dire bear on his own. He managed to finally down the beast, but was mortally wounded in the process, he barely made it back to town alive and very nearly died on his brothers table. Mikhail managed to tap into his Romani roots and managed to restore Maksim to life, but very badly scarred. Even though he felled the bear alone and survived, the praise was given to his brother for saving his life. Tired of living in that shadow, he left. At just 17 he was on his own, left to fend for himself. What he didnt realize is that the Romani magic his brother accidentally tapped into, as well as the latent power in his blood, changed him into a creature known as a Gurahl in Romani culture, or a Werebear.

After two years living partially in the wild and partially on the streets of various cities, while learning to control his newfound abilities, he made his way to the capital. There he made a name for himself in the fighting pits, catching the attention of his father. He brought him in as muscle, after a few years working with his father, a bad deal ended even worse, sending him into Crinos form in a full feral rage. Most of the crew was killed including their father. Maksim ashamed and enraged left The Motherland forever.

[oliverreedmasterass]

GVF Masterclass Group Chat 

Words:

1.2k

Warnings:

language, crude topics, mentions of alcohol, Oliver Reed just kinda going off the tracks 

Synopsis:

A look at what the group chat between Cal A Bungah, Chip Bunker, Dr. JMK, and Oliver Fucking Reed probably looks like 

Notes:

@jmkho

​ has a god damn gift for writing Oliver Reed dialogue perfectly with the right british accent - thank you for helping out with this my dude 

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Cal A Bungah Bitches

Hey we should make this 

FUCKING

WOT

WOT THE BLOODY ‘EL IS ‘AT 

THE Chip Bunker 

Can’t. I’ll be at the Masters, you know, winning

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Sorry you can’t have fun Chip

Dr. JMK, Ph.D 

I’ll join if all ingredients are GMO-free, gluten-free, nut-free, fat-free, sugar-free, and organic. 

My body is a temple and I must treat it with the utmost respect. 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

It’ll be vegan 

Idk about the other stuff though

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

I’ll consider it. 

THE Chip Bunker 

I’m surprised ur branching out from margaritas cal 

FUCKING

BOooOZE 

DID THE BOY SAY FUCKIN’ BOOOZE 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Now you’ve got Oliver’s attention

FUCKING

EYE’ CANT FIND MY BLOODY TROUSERS 

SUM FUCKIN WANKA’ MUSTA’ STOLEN ‘EM 

THE Chip Bunker

Oliver what 

FUCKING

I TELL DIS BLOKE DOWN AT THE PUB THAT DEY ARE LEVIS

AN’ THE BASTARD TOOK ‘EM STRAIGHT OFF MY FUCKIN ARSE

THE BLOODY MAGICIAN

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Release yourself from the material world, brother. 

It binds you down and distracts yourself from the beauty of the natural world. 

FUCKING

THOSE WERE ME BEST FUCKIN TROUSERS

GONE WITH THE WIND DEY R’ 

JUST LIKE THAT BLOODY MOVIE 

WITH CLARK GABLE

A LEGENDARY GENT WHO KNOWS CLASS 

LIKE JIMI HENDRIX 

Cal A Bungah Bitches has muted FUCKING

THE Chip Bunker

thank u

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Seriously whose idea was it to give him a phone

He was better off with the carrier pigeon

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Birds should not be exploited for free labor. 

At least the phone isn’t conscious. 

Yet. 

THE Chip Bunker

scary thought

thx doctor

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Man has flown too close to the sun with modern technology. 

It’s only a matter of time before AI and robots and drones begin to inherit our humanness. 

We will be nothing in a silicon world. 

Just withered elements of the earth. 

 Cal A Bungah Bitches

I kinda like this one too 

THE Chip Bunker

oh jesus

you’re throwing me off my game 

I’m not gonna be able to focus on my swing

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Gotta work on my swing

Gotta do my own thing

THE Chip Bunker

did you just quote fucking high school musical 2 at me

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Banger 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Where is Oliver? 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Muted that shithead 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

I will not accept that. 

Exclusion isolates the ego and convinces the inner self that they aren’t worthy. 

That’s a lot of damage. 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Ugh. 

Cal A Bungah Bitches has unmuted FUCKING

FUCKING

AN’ THAT’S HOW JIMI FUCKIN HENDRIX BOUGHT AN OLD WANKA LIKE ME A GLASS OF JACK IN ‘67 WHILE EYE’ WAS ON A TWO MUNFF BENDA’ IN TIJUANA

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Welcome back, brother. 

We’re so pleased to have you here. 

You are worthy. 

FUCKING

WOT 

ME FUCKIN WOR’VY

HA

EYE’M WORVY OV’ FINDING MY FUUUUUCKING TROUSERS

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Maybe you’re wearing your pants Oliver

FUCKING

YER JOKIN 

AY 

WHAT KIND OV A… 

OV COURSE EYE’M NOT WEARIN MY FUCKIN TROUSERS

OTHERWISE I WUDDN’T BE SO FFFUCKING IRRITATED RIGHT NOW

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Worth a try 

THE Chip Bunker

thinking about buying these so I can bring my A game in style

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Wearing animal skin is not defined as style. 

I weep over what capitalism has done to the power of the mind. 

THE Chip Bunker

buzzkill 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Hey as long as the shoes match your belt, right chip? 

Wait that’s the rule right 

THE Chip Bunker

yup fashion 101

FUCKING

I LOST ME BELT TOO 

THE Chip Bunker

I’ll get u a new belt oliver 

with some of my winnings

after I win the Masters

FUCKING

AN’ THEN EYE’LL USE THAT BLEEDING BELT TO CRACK THE FUCKING SKULL OF THE TWAT WHO STOLE MY TROUSERS

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Do not let anger drive you, Oliver. 

It will hurt you more than the one you wish to hurt. 

Forgiveness is the chosen path to cleanse the soul.

FUCKING

GET ME A BELT WITH A BIG BASTARD OF A BUCKLE ON IT 

EYE’ WANT TO HEAR HIS HEAD BREAK

Cal A Bungah Bitches

How the hell are you not on a watchlist Oliver

FUCKING

EY BUT I AM 

EYE’M NOT ALLOWED IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA

THE 80S WERE A FUCKIN BLUR MY BOY

THE Chip Bunker

oh god 

FUCKING

ALL IN GOOD FUN THOUGH, ALL IN GOOD FUN

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Florida of all places 

FUCKING

AH

WOULD’YA LOOK AT ‘AT

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

What? 

FUCKING

I FOUND ME TROUSERS

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Where were they??? 

THE Chip Bunker

$20 says he was wearing them the whole time

FUCKING

WRONG

MR. CAN GET A BALL IN A HOLE BUT CAN YOU GET YOUR HOLE IN A BALL

 THE Chip Bunker

the hell is that supposed to mean

Cal A Bungah Bitches

??? 

FUCKING

THEY WERE IN THE OVEN

Cal A Bungah Bitches

The oven???

FUCKING

EYE’ MUST AV’ LEFT THEM IN THERE 

GOTTEN WET OR SUMMIN

THEY NEEDED TO DRY 

AH FUCK 

I ONLY FUCKIN BAKED THEM

THE’YRE ALL CHARRED

THE Chip Bunker

you guys are distracting me 

I nearly missed check in for the Masters

which, you know, I’m gonna win 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Yes, Chip: envision success.

It will become your reality.

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Take a shot everytime Dr. JMK says something annoying

Jk don't 

We’d all be dead 

FUCKING

WARM TROUSERS THESE ARE 

I’LL HAVE TO DO THAT MORE BLOODY OFTEN

ME CHEEKS ARE SIZZLING

THE Chip Bunker

sounds like the baking is already starting at oliver’s house

you better get over there Cal 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Omw now I need to see the baked pants

Wait are your pants vegan 

FUCKING

I WONT LET YOU EAT ‘EM

PRICK 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

I’m coming over too. 

I am yet to experience the wonders of baked pants. 

FUCKING

THEY SMELL LIKE GARLIC 

NOT SURE WHY 

I DONT LIKE GARLIC 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

But garlic is one of the wonders of the world.

Pair it with tomatoes and some basil and you’ve got a heavenly sauce. 

Did you know that if a tomato touches another tomato they are fucking. 

Cal A Bungah Bitches

No don’t sexualize the fruit JMK

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Everything on this planet fucks. 

We are all aligned. 

FUCKING

NOW YER SPEAKIN’ ME FUCKIN LANGUAGE BOY 

NOTHIN BETTER ‘AN THE SWEET SWEET RELEASE

THE Chip Bunker

taking this gc off my phone

y’all are weird

I need to find more golf friends 

THE Chip Bunker has left the chat. 

FUCKING

SEX MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Oh shit

Chip actually left 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

Sometimes it’s easier to run from the truth. 

He just needs his time to come around. 

FUCKING

EYE COME ‘ROUND ALL THE TIME

Cal A Bungah Bitches

Jesus christ 

What is wrong with you both

FUCKING

EYE’M OLIVER FFFUCKKKKKING REED BOY

WOTS WRONG WITH YEW 

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

We’re all sex-loving creatures of habit. 

The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can start to enjoy life. 

FUCKING

BAKE YER FUCKIN CAKE CAL 

AN’ THEN IM GONNA FUCK IT

SIT ON IT WITH ME WARM ARSE

Cal A Bungah Bitches

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Dr. JMK, Ph.D has renamed the chat “Sex is Life”

FUCKING

AY 

SEX IS LIFE

YEW GET IT MATE

Dr. JMK, Ph.D

We are so aligned right now.

[fardf150]

oc lore dump again bc im bored ⬇️

so last time (like a year and a half ago... oops!) i mostly went over dick and neo but another rly important part of that story is dick's younger siblings

theyre a pair of identical twins, vince and kate. when they were in grade school and dick was in hs, their parents split and the boys stayed with their dad while kate went with mom... though neither was really better off than the other. shortly after (like idk 1-3 years at most) dick was kicked out and dad cut all contact with him.

at some point dad dies. mom is halfway across the country so vince ends up in dick's care. some time later, kate catches wind of this and bus hops all the way to dick's shitty apartment to be with her brothers. mom cant really be bothered to care. the boys are a little surprised to see how much shes changed, not even recognizing her when she first showed up. but theyre quick to support her anyway.

because of his younger siblings, dick starts wanting to be a better person (and also suddenly needs a better job). this both brings him and neo closer together, and sparks their main conflict(s) ("you were willing to change but not for me/you were the one who taught me i should be this way, why are you suddenly changing your mind?/you dont care about me enough")

the kids also have a little group of friends, though im not totally clear on them yet. theres sue-anna, who vince is closest to (and has a thing for). shes like if a horse girl acted like a wolf girl. also she actually works on a farm so she can lift all her friends easy. she wears dorothy braids all the time.

sue-anna's best friend is kiana, whos pretty similar to her personality-wise, though maybe a bit shyer. kiana's older sister janae hangs around their group sometimes; shes like if the cool older brother with a band archetype was a girl. kate really looks up to her.

a lot has changed w/ neo's origin and the general direction of the story but i actually want to do smth w it so i wont give away tooo much yet...

the gist tho is that after neo escapes the lab, the company that screwed his parents out of the rights to their work (and eventually liquidated everything dedicated to their research and shut everything down) finds him and acts like theyre the ones who were really invested in that research, and theyre SO glad theyve found him. does he want to hear about how terrible his parents were?

as for moo and nyra, most of what i had last time story-wise is the same, though i have a clearer idea of what the family looks like now.

nyra has a younger half sister, angelica (or smth idk), and theyre very close despite the ~4-6 year age gap. her stepdad's been around since before she was born, so hes really just her dad and her sister's just her sister to her. her parents both work in childcare in some capacity; her mom is a social worker and her dad works at a high school, so when moo comes into the picture, malnourished and seemingly frightened of almost everything, theyre all too ready to help.

moo also has an aunt, though for some reason his mom refuses to refer to her as her sister. she didnt even know moo existed until months into the story, and everyone is freaked out at first when she shows up. she quickly grows close to the family, though, and helps out however she can. while moo absolutely considers nyra and her family to be his own "real" family, he also thinks it's nice to have a positive connection to a bio relative.

i also have another set of them 🔥

so isaiah, stephen, and ruth all work in the same building, but completely different sections; isaiah is an engineer, stephen works in accounting, and ruth is a janitor. they end up crossing paths when all three of them end up in the basement at the same time, and everything goes to shit from there.

turns out theres this huge underground research lab underneath the building, but all of the equipment is long abandoned and shut down. there they find an ai, adam, and they instantly have to start running. guess it was abandoned for a reason, though adam seems to disagree.

so the four of them are on the run together, none of them happy about it. adam just kind of drags them along and they have no real choice but to comply. hes trying to get them out of this mess... sort of. hes mostly working towards his own goals, but hes pretty sure if theyre met, the rest of them will be off the hook.

the others dont really know each other, but theyre bound by hatred of This Fucking Guy. also turns out none of them really had a lot going for them before this. isaiah moved away from his home town straight out of high school and never really tried to form any meaningful bonds with anyone afterward. he has 1 friend left from school who tries to encourage him to socialize or at least come home every once in a while. it mostly falls on deaf ears. ruth has lots of friends, but none of them are all that close. her family is... complicated. she loves them and they love her, but they can be difficult, and they dont see each other all that often because of that. she has no problem dating, though it's surprisingly tough to find someone who wants something serious with her. most of stephen's family doesnt talk. he and his sister are close, though she lives in another city. his most consistent relationship at the moment is the random guy he always ends up taking smoke breaks with by accident. he doesnt know his name, but sometimes they talk.

basically none of them are losers per se but theyre definitely not winners. also theres some fucky religious theming there but atm most of it's all just vibes. yk how it is

[casualavocados]

…It's nice. You're so noisy. […] Actually, it'd be better if we died together. That way, neither of us would have to suffer the pain of losing the other, right? Shut up.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 13

[beyblade-6-3]

How metal fury could have been better ( mixed with manga lore )

It is already started in season 1 that l drago was made from a dark meteor while everyone else beys where made with the light meteor ( the power shared millions of times ). In season 2 its Stated that ryuga got the power of the cosmus ( full meteor power ) unlocked. That is why he can transform with his own Power while other beys need to get Upgrades ( in the manga l drago Transformed multible times with his own power ). Than in season 3 a new meteor comes along and Split his power in 10 times. If i use math l drago got 1 full and 1/10 star power = 11/10 and every one else got 1,5/10 star power. In the manga he wasnt a legendary blader because he didnt need to be to already be at their Level ( surpassing it )

So in season 3 he should have transformed l drago on his own like he claimed with gingka and co not believing him. Everything stays the same with kenta following around until the dynamis episode. Where he explains, ones gingka mentioned ryuga, that l drago cant get a star Fragment. Having so much dark power gives him the power to absorb other and in turn not be Absorbed. Meaning nemesis has no access to l drago power and that the star Fragment ( beeing prophecyed to be used against nemesis ) cant differentiate between l drago and nemesis dark power, avoiding it completly.

We see ryuga later find the Summer constelation, when all the beys glow and absorb the star Fragment with kenta watching. He than claims that now that he finally got one, he can tell it is not the power what transformered l drago so he was right and that the power is less than he expected. An angry kenta battles him and loses without damaging l drago but got damaged himself ( ryuga stays calmer so he acknowleged kenta right there ). He looks at l drago and tells kenta to get his bey. While kenta is away johannes and his men attack ryuga with sleeping Darts before he can use l drago and trap ryuga so he cant teleport. Mentioning an old friend who wants to see him. Kenta gets back and trys to help only for his broken bey to be no match. Ryuga creates a fire circle around l drago, sagitario, kenta and transformers the star Fragment before teleporting kenta away and collapsing afterward.

When ryuga wakes up he is captured by doji who wants him to Suffer the same fate he did. ( trapped so long at the hospital ). He wants ryuga to rot, since l drago power cant be used for nemesis anyway.

Later when gingka and co come and battle for ryuga he tells them he killed him. Getting kenta to transform.

Everything stays the same except nemesis looks different and doji still stands at the side lines.

After gingka looks in the sky we see no ryuga. Than credits and than the after credits.

A downslide showing the empty prison. Than going further down and showing a bruised doji getting away only to meet ryuga. Ryuga mentions a Deja vu and kills doji again.

Version 1 dark power ( after all the power never disapeared it is only controlled ). For old times sake i will defeat you the same way as last time. A black dragon kills doji.

Version 2 sun power ( we dont know where the meteors came from but giving l drago Colour and power it wouldnt surprise me if it where connected to the sun ). Since you liked the dark sun so much why dont i show you l drago real power. Doji sees the dark sun beeing outclassed by the scale of the red sun only for the sun to unravel showing it was a giant fire dragon wrapped up in a ball. Coming towards him. A red dragon kills doji.

Once ryuga walks away we see his reflection except it is a more kingly version of him before hearing l drago roar while everything goes dark. ( ryuga is no incarnation like the Others but in the manga he is an ancient king so this is a reference )

Zero g stays the same except doji is an AI created before doji died and if they made a season 2 they could have gone into dragon clan lore.

[visionthefox]

Well Moon's losing it. he had that huge nightmare episode/hallucination where Sun died and Lunar was kidnapped even if Solar was alive and Ruin was still captured, and it felt so real he's questioning what is and isn't real anymore And in the newer episode he fully cannot tell reality from hallucination and feels "wrong", the guilt of losing Solar and the feelings of failure and fear over losing his family are tearing him apart, he really needs to talk to Sun about this since Sun has dealt with hallucinations this bad before, and Earth, since she's good with the emotional stuff, something has to happen before he makes good on that "even if I have to kill somebody" statement Seems very concerning...I guess his breakdown really seems to have been just the beginning of the spiral wasn't it?

aw I should have just read you before wasting those minutes haha but yea- I expected that to happed and after the talk with the other Moon- the one who was indeed cruel to the endo , and look I know I shit on old moon a lot- as if he is satan himself- but im never going to apply the same "poor idiot" mentality I do with Eclipse Moon is way older than Eclipse- he had know better and yet he mess up and always tried to cover up under his shoes, always lied and hide stuffs- (Eclipse is the very fist shoot in the foot but alaa) of course his more sane- kinder version would feel wrong after talking to his past self mentally? that mess him up- hearin his past self be as ass and tell him "die for them- our lives dont matter- we have to fix all my mess up errors" and also be like "protect them- since I know they cant do it" OldMoon never believed Sun and Lunar to be strong enough- now that's what on New Moon mind ! that he needs to be the bigger man even if he is literally the weak one alive to date.. (Sun refuse to use magic but im sure he still has it- Lunar killed Eclipse) now- in body? that mess up with him too- im sure waking up the "older line of codes" had to mess up with him in some tech level- old Moon was infected with a code that had him be violent since day one.. I feel thats what is making New Moon feel wrong and slowly will become more uhm.. mean.. not the kc as we used to know- but the left over code of "have no mercy- be cold and be strong" type of coding that had Old Moon be almost unable to be kinder unless he was soo down emotionally or just near death.. (I was here when Eclipse was born- I know what I saw!) I know he said he looked at his code- but are we sure he was in the right state to even know when something IS not as it should be? not wrong! since is not something new nor an error but something he was BUILD WITH.. thats been asleed ever since Old Moon reset himself-- sooo mmh! I got the feeling is the left over coding of his past thats uh "bleeding" and rewritting the new AI slowly.. but thats me! anyways..

[xantheyyy]

Idk im bored sooo here are some of my fave and NOT fave yaoi/bl/shounen ai/manhwas:

I: The perfect prince loves me, his rival!?

•Ok so when I first read this, i thought its gonna be like a enemies to lovers trope but upon reading it further, its abt a young man obsessed with a game and then died later on by a truck and got isekaid in his fave game. Has a crush on the prince and prince was cold towards him cuz he was isekaid as the bad character smth like that

•Im gonna be honest here, mc is annoying as fuck

•Prince thinks Mc wants to kiss his fiance and tried to kill him like in a potion room idfk amd mc threw a love potion at him and they fucked

•Prince was kinda being a horny bitch

•ALL CHAPTERS ARE JUST SEX????

•mc still being annoying as hell LIKE UR A GROWN ASS MAN

•overall 4/10

II: Salad days

•OH MY FUCKING GOSH THIS MADE ME SQUEAL SO BAD

•No sex scenes (Stay away horny ppl)

•THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE A BALLERINA AND A BOXER 😭😭😭

•Boxer dude was nice to the ballerina boy AND KDJSKSNDKEJ THEY MAKE ME GO HEBSKDNSKZNDJD UEEUEUEUEUEE THEY MAKE ME FEEL SINGLE

•19237/10 I LOVE THIS OMFG 😭

III: Monetary love

•Debt shit ofc

•The bottom works as a sex worker to get money

•Ends up getting kidnapped by a yakuza

•Then yakuza kept him and made him his whore

•But the next few chapters they kinda like being lovey dovey

•The bottom joined the yakuza and the dude was worried for him cuz yea

•I'd give this aaaaa 6/10 its kinda cute but boring at the same time and theres sex scene

IV: Viva o muerto (Dead or alive)

•OK NOW THIS IS MY FAVORITE AND SHEESSSHHHH THE HUNTER IS HOT (ngl he looks like gallagher LMFAO)

•Wants to hunt down the scammer

•Scanmer is a cute baby boy ngl

•The hot hunter took the scammer

•Then they fucked they broke the bed at a random ass bar/motel (i think??? I forgot)

•EPILOGUE WAS ACTUALLY CUTE THEY HAD A DOG YAYY

•I dont wanna explain all so yea

•10/10 recommended if ur into men with big tits fr

V: Raoin Gotoki no Kuni Kara

•The cover was cute as hell

•THE MC IS CUTE

•Didnt realize it was yaoi the whole time i thought its just gonna be a cute bl story

•12/10 its cute as hell

VI: Waterside night

•When i first read this, i didnt know it was omegaverse

•PROTECT THE BABY AT ALL COST

•The omega needs a break fr

•Alpha was being an asshole and r worded the omega

•Dropped it because of that scene but then went back reading it again becauee of the updates

•BUT HE CHANGED

•Baby got taken away by his fucking dad

•Andd yea pretty messed up shit happening

•SUDDENLY THE ALPHA IS LIKE BEING NICE BECAUSE HE CANT FORGIVE HIMSELF FOR WHAT HE DID

•Worried as hell for the omega if hes near the water

•they got the baby back and lived at the alpha's house

•I'd rate it a solid 8.5/10

VII: Roses and champagne

•HELLOO??? LEE WON IS PRETTY AS FUCK 😩😫

•Caesar being horny for him

•And uhhh he r worded Lee won

•Dropped it because of that scene

•But went back reading it again I just felt bad for him :(

•Give Lee Won a break

•7/10

VIII: December rain

•THIS SHIT HAS ME BAWLING MY EYES OUT PLEASE

•THIS THIS RIGHT HERE HAD ME SCREAMING AND PUNCH THE WALLS

•PLEASE WHEN THEY SAW EACHOTHER AGAIN HAD ME SOBBING

•IN ANOTHER LIFEEEEE

•spoiler if u dont wanna get spoiled joke im not gonna spoil the rest i dont wanna ruin it for yall

•Happy ending tho

•12/10 if u wanna get depressed

VIII: Obey me

•I was curious and my friends also said i should try to read it

•First chap? Dropped it already

•Do i need to explain?

•-12237462827/10 if u like this, DNFI pls

IX: Pufferfish and Dolphin

•Oh my fucking gosh why did i even read the whole thing

•This had me crying and trying process what the fuck just happened

•Save the boy please

•-1928283736517172625115/10 pls stay away from it

X: Cherry blossoms after winter

•CUTE AS SHIT

•I just randomly got weirded out by sex scenes i cant rlly see them like that tbh

•PRECIOUS BABIES

•12/10 yes

[fishy-lava]

Hey, here for the End of Year QL Ask ;)

4. Who are your top 5 favourite characters this year?

11. If you had to recommend just one QL from this year to someone, what would you recommend?

12. Best kiss of the year?

19. What character had the best fashion sense? What character had the worst?

hiii!!

4. who are your top 5 favorite characters this year:

Ai Di (Kiseki: Dear To Me) (does this surprise either of us?? no akjhfbksvb i love him)

Chen Yi (Kiseki: Dear To Me)(cant have one without the other can we?)

Hua Cheng (TGCF) (i mean i read this one last year i think but i reread it and am watching season 2 of the show this year so im counting it)

Charn (Laws Of Attraction)

Kiyoi Sou (My Beautiful Man) (also didnt come out this year but i watched it this year so)

damn i really just like men who have something wrong with them huh akjefhisubegiskrbgvsef

11. if you had to recommend just one QL from this year to someone, what would you recommend?

well i mean i HAVE to go with kiseki, dont i? i literally havent stopped thinking about it since i watched it

12. best kiss of the year?

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh why is this impossible kajdbfsjhbgd uuuhhhhhh ya know what just to hurt my own feelings im gonna go with the Chen Yi/Ai Di kiss (well really multiple but whatever) where Ai Di is crying (that whole scene is forever burned into my brain)

19. what character had the best fashion sense? what character had the worst?

for the best im gonna choose Ai Di again lol his clothes at just so fun and colorful and i love it so much (i wish i had half of them tbh)

for worst? im so sorry i have to go with Charn i adore him but some of the things he wore were ATROCIOUS (even if he still somehow looked good in them akjferkgskg)

thanks!! this was fun lol <3

[kurxn]

Truthfully , we all are entitled to our opinion , but the only reason you were satisfied with that ending cause it gave zero and Yuki their fairy tale ending with no kaname in tow. Nothing more , nothing less just your fav couple getting their fav ending, while others can be satisfied with their leftovers , shoujo logic .

Seriously hino should have just killed him off entirely , i would have preferred that ending much better, this ending just makes me irritated at Yuki's two timing attitude, kaname was truly an idiot and will forever be, but whatever, i am the one who is writing, this is just a vent of a frustrated fan whose fav character was just two timing, no matter what i just hate the fact that she just lead kaname on , but at least now that she has repaid her debt , having pity night with him , birthing him a so called daughter who fell in love with her lover and then finally her life that was no longer useful , giving that good for nothing life so that he could once again have a good for nothing life and once again he could sing praises of her and her true love . But for him to die peacefully, but seriously if only his body has not preserved he could have easily died after the fire was extinguished he could have been reunited with hooded woman in his afterlife, someone who loved him 55 Percentage, more than Yuki but nope . I mean now it's good she can finally love zero wholeheartedly in the afterlife , finally free from the curse called Kaname.

This is just my vent. No need to seriously answer this shitty ask. This is nothing but a stupid vent.

Bro bejddbnd stop acting like the ship aspect is the only reason I’m satisfied with VK. I love Kaname like. I LOVE Kaname. I also love Kaname’s sorrow and all of the feelings he has. His love, guilt, etc are all what make him.. him. I don’t think VK is the typical shojo in the sense that it doesn’t simply follow a love story? Like there’s so much more to the story than just the love triangle shit. Zero and Yuki had an incredibly rough path together. There was no time where they weren’t fighting a war outside of their relationship, and while working through the turmoil of their personal relationship.

Kaname cannot die. He can’t. Cant fully die. We’ve seen this over. And over. Him becoming a human is the only way he can truly die.

Yuki’s feelings are so complicated and belittling her by saying she’s a two timer is just.. wrong. Yuki is allowed to have feelings for her family and for her best friend / lover. She’s allowed to not move on from the love she felt for Kaname while loving Zero as she always has. Kaname and Zero both accepted her feelings and knew she was partial to the other. They knew why she felt that way. They accepted her as she was, and she was very open with the both of them about her feelings so they could accept or reject her.

She did not lead Kaname on. She loved him so desperately. That’s why she fought and fought to be with him. He was the one who initiated the sex. She was desperately hugging him and wanted to keep him close, and he was like ‘I’ll teach you how to love’ or some shit like that lol. I do think Kaname wanted to leave Yuki with someone to look after and love. Ai was the fruit of their love.

And Kaname’s body being preserved has little to do with his death. His body never fully died when he was rotting away in that coffin for 10,000 years, so I doubt it would now. Yes, his heart was gone but his blood was still there and he was still a pure blood.

And Kaname was never a curse?? She loved him to the end. She literally went back to him after Zero died. He was never a hinderance to her. Kaname was the one who was worried he was ruining her chances at being truly happy. There is no clean cut for them.

TL;DR: pls don’t use my ask box to vent dump while bashing the fact that I ship Zeki. I don’t support incest. Yume is incest. I don’t support it. BUT I do love Kaname. I love all of the characters.