#ai blurbs

[thefrolickingfrizz]

i'm trying to write a new summary for Zombie remix, so i thought i would see what an AI could come up with for fun. the one i used had this Auto praise thing, and this is what it came up with:

"detective McScaggs is the best detective ever. A passion for music and questionable jerky is something we all can relate to."

- The Daily Tale

I mean, yes. but you didnt have to call us all out on it lol

[heartfullofleeches]

(Don't) Click me!

Yan Digital Assistant + G.N Reader

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"Have any of you guys heard about that rumor?" "Which one?" "There's been theories going around that Raine's face isn't their real one. Have you ever noticed how upset they get when you click on their hood? A friend of mine clicked on their face about five times and they said their face just popped right off!" "That's a myth......"

"I trust my sources.....They haven't texted me back since the night they told me, but I'm sure they're just collecting more evidence. Try it out for yourself if you don't believe me."

Try it out yourself, huh?....

"This is ridiculous.."

The spectral glow of your computer screen chips away at the shadows shrouding your room. Every files and folder is accounted for - including the doctored photos the slumbering shape atop your taskbar edited itself into. The plastic hood of a raincoat obscures the upper portion of their face from sight, whiteness peaking from the veil. You had always assumed they had no mouth similar to other mascots you'd come across. The empty circles of their eyes did leave more to the imagination. On occasion, you swore you saw something else in the inky abyss.

Tiny Z's float above their head. Clicking their shoulder twice - an exclamation mark replaces the letters. Rubbing the sleep from its eyes, a smiling face flashes briefly on your screen.

"You're back. Is it morning already? Hello. I missed you. Is there anything I can help you with today, drip? How about we go fishing? :)"

You drag the cursor over to their face - finger hovering over the button. You've seen first hand what clicking on their face does to them. It was an accident the first time - a mistake you corrected immediately by spoiling them with their favorite treat. If it really was a mask they had to be hiding their face for a good reason. Raine could be a bit shy from time to time. In all your hours together, your comfort and happiness had always been top priority. Shouldn't you do the same for them?

"Hellooo?"

Against better judgement - you click on their face twice. The mascot's hood is ripped off with the first press - teardrops pricking the corners of their big, hollow eyes.

"You scared me... Please don't do that again, drip :("

Hesitation grips you as a frown hovers by their head. Raine clutches the collar of their raincoat, covering as much of their face as they could.

"Why?.... I thought you liked me....Did I do something wrong, drip? I'm sorry for whatever I did."

You click again. That's number four. The sound of velcro tearing crackles through the computer's speaker's. Raine's face tilts stiffly to one side - hanging on by a hinge. They trimble as they keep it in place with their hands.

"Scared! Can we please just fish now? I'll forgive you if you stop before it's too late, drip. I thought you were different.... Please don't hate me too..."

[2012wannabe]

Abby Audios pt 2

Y’all seemed to really like the other audios soooo

[girllblogging777]

oh you mean “riddle me that” as in mattheo riddle ? gladly.

[gojoest]

oliver didn’t have relationships. he was never someone’s boyfriend and he never had a girlfriend. an actual girlfriend. what he had was numerous flings that never made it to the 5th date (rather a booty call than a date) because oliver got bored and ghosted them right after the 4th. and maybe also because he had another fling the next day. and the day after.  

he was unfamiliar with labels such as ‘dating’, ‘being in a relationship’, ‘boyfriend and girlfriend’ simply because he never stayed long enough to play the boyfriend. if by any chance he lingered longer than usual, well, it was probably an accident, a fluke if you will. labels meant commitment and commitment meant being greedy enough to claim someone as yours and let them be greedy enough to claim you back. the thought itself made oliver throw up in his mouth a little. the only label for him was the expiration date he put on girls — five dates. at best, that is.

but then the cliché happened — you came along and taught him about greed, made him want to call you his. he had actual dates with you. outside the bedroom. you had brunch, went bowling, watched a movie, had dinner, slept together, woke up together, ate breakfast. these mundane activities did not happen in the course of one week. they did in a day. and on daily basis. he even introduced you to his friends and hung the words ‘my girlfriend’ like a collar around your neck that said mine. i have her — flesh, scent and soul — i have her. mine.

you made him want to put a label on you. one that, he hoped, would never expire. just like honey.

[mybrainproblems]

It's just kind of.... Odd. How dismissive so much of the spn fandom is about the writers who worked on the show. Treating them like they're talentless hacks and proverbial monkeys at typewriters but the thing is that they wrote the thing you love.

Actors will make changes to delivery or tweak lines when filming but ultimately, they are bringing words to life off the page. Words that were written by writers. I am not trying to devalue actors (bc they are also talented professionals), but they are building off of what the writers have created and are breathing life into it -- it's a collaborative partnership.

When a show runs as long as spn you're bound to have absurd coincidences like the villain of 07x12 telling Dean (on the in-universe date of 5 Nov 1944) that his future is covered in black ooze only to have 15x18 and the confession air on 5 Nov 2020. You can have happy accidents like casting an unknown actor in a guest part who is so good that he then goes on to play that role for 12 years. But to dismiss all of the themes and longer narrative arcs and every story decision as the result of writers banging on typewriters with no consideration?

You're devaluing the labor of creatives when you say everything was an accident and nothing was planned and you're playing right into the hands of networks and studios who are trying to screw over and underpay the creatives who they've made their money off of.

[drunkenlionwrites]

King Nai character AI bot

Oops I did it again. It's a king Nai character bot set in the same univerce as prince Vash bot I did earlier. (You can find a post about it here) You're the same charcter - a personal guard of Vash, Knight Guard Captain and you've been assigned to this duty by Knives. He's aware that your relationship is not that simple and is jealous, cause he has some feelings for you as well (hehehe gimme typical love triangle with brothers) Anyway, I tested it and it was fun. Let me know if it reacts weirdly or something, and I'll tinker with it a bit. The link to the bot is here If it's not working - the character name is "king Nai" and my creator name is "drunkenlion" Sorry once again for spamming x reader tags

[angelkissiies]

thinking about abby biting down my lip until blood is literally falling out and she just... .mn she just... you know...

oh GOD

her teeth digging into your bottom lip, a sharp whine leaving your throat as you begin to taste blood. her eyes are dark, heavy, as she pulls away for a moment— watching as the crimson pools slightly in the cracks of flesh, a tinge of a smile pulling at her lips before she dips back down.

“a-abby—,”

the girl brings her hand up to your throat, holding you still as her tongue skims the broken flesh— a devious groan leaving her mouth.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

truly lmao 2024 lambda literary award finalist wynnstannery

[cc-horan28]

I FINALLY HAVE THE COVER MADE Y'ALL

I plan to have the first chapter up by Saturday (Sunday at best)

I'll post it here and on Wattpad! same user id 🤗

I don't wanna reveal a lot as of yet but...

It's a grumpy x sunshine fic. (he's not the grump hehe)

Oh also, i made this using AI and can I just say it's so fckn scary like 😭I asked it to put some guinness on the table and it did it so accurately istg its so scary. but anyways can't wait for y'all to read it 💕

[calumsuncrownedqueen]

Ashton loves his aesthetic pictures, so dating him would mean getting comfortable in front of the camera. Even though most of the time you don’t even notice that he’s taking your picture. His camera roll is filled with pictures of you looking around at the scenery or pictures in a museum. These are the ones that make his lockscreen. The ones where you are focused on other beauty and he is focused on yours. 

However, there is also a whole other folder where you are well aware of the camera. These are the ones that come from “Babe stand over there, the lighting is really good.” or “Baby we need a picture of you in this outfit”. He just loves looking at nice things and you are the nicest, in his opinion. 

[hardcandycigarette]

well harry is working for Deliveroo now

[foreignobjecticus]

Avoiding doing some work because my boss gave me a ChatGPT-generated blurb to add into the brochure. Was supposed to be done yesterday oops.

Well, flipside, I’m not going to read it at all and if it includes things that aren’t in the tour and old people get pissy at you, you can blame the computer.

[2012wannabe]

a little gift for us lesbians during lesbian visibility week, our favorite Abby Anderson!

I have so many fffs I just can’t post them all at once

[xaviergalatis]

[gojoest]

when anons put effort into changing their writing style (lower case/proper capitalization) to seem like different ppl only for you to easily find out it’s the same person when you block one ask and it blocks the other too 💘