#ahwm 2

[lov3vivian]

Dating sim gone wrong...

@rebar2042

[alaroweq]

I realized something. Actor Mark.

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

RETRIAL

[oonessawness]

I can feel the fucking markiplier itch come back. Anyways very messy Illinois doodle

[meo618]

I love them. Why is there so few darkstache art.

@smiledog15578 I think you’ll like this.

[ribcage-bitch-ass]

my favourite markiplier quote, which i still quote to this day, despite that fact that it has no relevance to my life, is “i’m a bad man. i’m a bad bad man. who does bad things to the entire country of india”

[ladyjuliapearle]

Hello everybody! The second word, 'Discover', is inspired by Markiplier.

To be specific, the character Illinois from 'a heist with markiplier' over on youtube.

If you followed the guns blazing path you can eventually find Illinois in a cave.

So here is my version of Illinois making a great discovery for this year's inktober.

@markiplier

[thermodynamic-comedian]

most complex mcu scene: this is a vague yet obvious reference to the last movie. be impressed and keep paying us so you can understand all the references

least complex mcu (markiplier cinematic universe) scene: hey remember that interview ending that was really difficult to get back in ahwm? yeah that's actually in the future, and also remember that one extra wilford warfstache that sneaked away in wmlw about 4 years ago? yeah he's actually plot relevant and a time-traveler, and he's booking you the interview for a heist right now, here, in iswm part 2, the most recent video, which is also the past. all of this was planned, and you get it for free <3

[lov3vivian]

“I built it? ...I built the warp core.”

[kevinzhechair]

It's the stabby boys <3

[enigmatic-freaks]

Headmate Source list!

this is a list solely made for people to know who ive possibly got! and trust me, theres a good bit. im making this list in case anyone sees someone they know, and might want to interact with them! please dont be afraid to send asks directed at specific headmates, they would love it!

(so sorry for the long ass list)

Markiplier

Yancy (he/him)

Actor Mark (he/it)

Bim Trimmer (he/it)

Bing (he/they/it)

Darkiplier (any)

Eric Derekson (he/they)

Wil (he/him)

Wilford (he/they)

TF2

(this is gonna be a long one!)

Pyros:

Blu (he/they)

Pyro (any!)

Medics:

Lou (he/they)

Medic (he/it)

Medic 2 (he/it)

Papers (he/they)

Snipers:

Mcarty (he/him)

Mick (he/it)

Mick Mundy (he/him)

Shnoipah (he/they/it)

Sniper (he/him)

Engineers:

Dell Conagher (he/it)

Coggs (he/him)

Extra:

Scout (he/him)

Demoman (he/boom)

Soldier (he/she)

Spy (any!)

Susan (bread dog) (he/she/it)

Marble Hornets

Tim Wright (he/him)

Masky (he/it)

Hives/ Skully (he/it/they)

Hoodie (he/him)

Jay Merrick (he/him)

Alex Kralie (he/him)

TACTIC / Ross (he/it)

EverymanHYBRID

Habit (he/it)

Evan Myers (he/him)

Eddsworld

Tom (he/him)

Thompson (he/him)

Thomas (WTFuture!) (he/they)

John (he/him)

FNaF

Henry Emily (he/him)

Charlie (she/they)

Afton (movie) (he/him)

Funtime Freddy (he/it)

BonBon (he/they)

Dave Miller (he/it)

The Amazing Digital Circus

Caine (he/it)

[boygirlctommy]

HEY GUYS sign up for this MAP. you want to sign up for this MAP. all the info is in the video desc :DDD

[amee-racle-ofmyown]

since I can't give you the world

Heist!Mark x reader | Words: 1,279 | Read on AO3

After a job that goes surprisingly smoothly, Heist!Mark has a gift for his partner in crime.

Despite operating in part within a larger network of criminals, it was rare for you and your heist partner to take on jobs from others, ultimately preferring to work independently. You knew you could trust one another, and freelance work meant the two of you could determine the stakes and carefully plot every point of your plan with space for improvisation if necessary, all without being accountable to anyone. It just suited you better.

On occasion, though, you would take up jobs from higher criminal organisations that could provide you with certain tech or aid in covering your tracks, or from rich clients looking for individuals to do their dirty work.

This heist had been one of those such occasions.

A wealthy tycoon had offered a generous deposit in exchange for the two of you infiltrating the penthouse belonging to the family of a rival business. Your client claimed that the owner of the company had taken some precious jewels from him and his own family's possession in their youth, and it remained mysteriously lost for years until they later had them fashioned into a jewellery set and supposedly tried to pass them off as a family heirloom. He wanted you to steal it back, saying you could take whatever else you wanted to throw any suspicion away from himself.

There was no way you could confirm this story, and usually you wouldn't choose to involve yourselves in something so personal and petty on someone else's behalf, but in addition to the incredible sum of money the client was offering just for accepting the job, this would be a fairly simple heist, with him making all the arrangements for you to get in posed as guests to a soirée held at the target location. The only catch was that you had to figure out your own escape, but with your experience it wasn't much of an issue.

The client had provided you with instructions on where to look for the items (he had refused to disclose the source of this intel, which was probably for the best).

You and Mark were able to get into the lavish event without any problems and even had fun enjoying the party before you made your move, easily slipping away from the hubbub; you made your way to distract the guard on standby so Mark could get past unnoticed.

‘Got it!’ Mark had exclaimed in a proud half-whisper, his voice coming through the earpiece communication device tucked away out of sight behind your hair. ‘And I took some other valuables n’ stuff so it looks like a more general robbery, rather than us being after something specific.’

You kept up your conversational diversion for a couple more minutes, giving Mark the chance to sneak out of the room undetected, before thanking the guard for escorting you thus far and heading on your way.

‘Ah! I think I know where to go from here, thank you ever so much for your help,’ you said in an overly grateful tone that felt far too sweet (but worked wonders). You heard Mark scoff at the other end of the line.

As the two of you slipped out and into the night, the triumph and excitement in the air between you was palpable.

‘Oooh, nice haul!’ you said gleefully, peeking into the bag of loot while Mark drove you both back to base. Meanwhile, the jewellery set for the client sat safely in its own case.

All-in-all, it had turned out to be one of your most successful heists.

Later, you have everything laid out to total up your prizes, still somewhat giddy, like kids counting up arcade tickets to see what they can win.

‘Oh! I almost forgot, I've got something for you,’ Mark says, reaching into the pocket of his suit jacket, which lies over the chair behind him.

Your head perks up with curiosity.

He holds out his hand to you, and in it is an ornate, blue pendant in a teardrop shape, hanging from a delicate gold chain. You can't say for sure what kind of gem or crystal it is, but the cut of the azure stone catches the light in such a way that you can't quite keep your eyes off it. The bail attaching the pendant has a spiralling design embedded in the metal. Overall, it's a beautiful piece.

‘Now, I know it wasn't what we were after but while I was searching the room, I saw it and I can't put my finger on why, but it made me think of you. And it was just sitting around collecting dust, y'know? I just figured, might as well give this to someone who'll actually appreciate it.’

You take the necklace gently from his hands, examining the craftsmanship between your fingers. And you think you might see why it reminded him of you. Well, not really, more like you feel it — a vague sense of familiarity about the design that you can't place, like something from a dream or long-forgotten memory.

‘Yeah,’ he says with a grin. ‘Oh— of course, if you'd rather pool it in with the rest of the loot and get your money's worth instead, that's totally fine. I won't mind, I just thought you deserve to have something for yourself.’

‘Mark… Did you steal this, for me?’

He says it casually, but the whole notion leaves you feeling incredibly touched.

‘Mark. If you got this especially for me I'm not gonna sell it. This is really thoughtful, I love it.’

‘Aw, no problem, buddy. It's nothing.’

‘No, it's not nothing. Thank you. Really.’

‘Well… I'm glad you like it.’ He smiles and you hold each other's gaze for a moment. ‘Oh — here, let me- ’

He takes the necklace from you and after a second you realise he intends to help you put it on.

He leans closer, unclasping the chain carefully.

‘So, what's the occasion?’ you ask, conscious of how his hands brush against your skin as he moves them to close the clasp behind your neck.

‘Do I need a reason to give my friend a gift?’

‘... I guess not.’

He lingers in your space a bit longer than necessary, hands just barely resting at the curve where your neck meets your shoulders.

And maybe it's the tenderness and unspoken intimacy of this physical act, or that you're used to taking and not so much receiving, or the fact that he thought to keep this for you at all, but for whatever reason, your heart feels incredibly full.

‘It suits you.’

After that day, you wear your new accessory all the time when you're home.

You refuse to wear it out, even if you're simply going to meet with friends or the two of you are on a standard grocery run, out of fear that it'll get lost or damaged or, ironically, stolen.

Regardless, Mark can tell how much it means to you by the way he'll notice it hanging over your collar bones when you groggily traipse over to the kitchen for breakfast every morning, or how it is still around your neck when you fall asleep slumped against him in your living room by the end of the day. And whenever anyone comes over to visit, you wear it proudly, and he feels himself swell with happiness and pride in turn when your friends compliment it and you mention how ‘Mark gave it to me’.

You truly do love your gift, but what you cherish far more is the care behind the gesture, and the fact that he looks pleased whenever you wear it.

You'll have to find some way to return the favour.

[meo618]

rq what's your opinion on egos like Murdock and Yancy? Do you have any thoughts around them respectively?

You didn't ask for art but you're getting something anyway because I had this floating around on my ipad.

I feel like both of them fell victim to the most common archetypes in the fanon.

1. Infantilization (Yancy)

2. Tumblr-fication, I really don't know how else to describe it. Aka. "People are thirsting after Murdock and the character is adjusted accordingly"

(Damien and Dark also fell victim to either of these)

Yancy? Love him, he'd kill me but yknow. Worth it. Especially in oswm I think people didn't really pay attention to the lyrics of the musical number. Or his drastic mood swings. Or the fact that he regularely murders people. The fanon somehow unintentionally takes away any depth from the character for the sake of being able to ship him without having to confront any actualy moral questions. (Understandable but I like moral grey areas)

Same applies to Murdock but in the way that people are making him a tumblr sexyman. Let him be unhinged. He's creepy, I can imagine him being a stalker. He looks like his hair would be perpetually greasy.

[captainplier]

Attention, this is your captain speaking!

It’s getting to that time where I need a haircut and I am considering getting what we call the long hair Markiplier style. If you don’t know what I mean, here’s a few photos of what I mean. (And yes, quite a few of them are mark’s hair tied up, you get what I mean though)

I am asking for you to send me as many photos of mark with (what you consider) long hair as you have as I want a solid sense of what I wanna get. Best ways to send them are to send a question to my inbox or reblog, however DMS work fine.

Thank you so much in advance, you all were able to help me with reaction images so I hope this time isn’t any different!

This is your captain signing out.

[touyubesposts]

Out of all of these universes, which one screams ‘Nepo Baby?’

And I don’t mean characters or the actual people themselves. I mean which universe has the most privilege and is annoying about it? Which one is most likely to shout ‘do you know who my parents are?!’ in the name of strive?