#ahit seal the deal

[cb-writes-stuff]

I relate to him on a spiritual level.

[cosmicwhoreo]

platformers are my nemesis to the point it's borderline masochism to me, trying to even get through the first, bloomin' level. And it's probably straight up masochism for anybody with how painful it is trying to watch me play. So Death wishes for me... Are a hassle, to put it lightly. It's a miracle I even got that far in to unlock them. but the game is fun.

extra doodlez under the cut!

golly gee i wundurr hoo me favorite character iz-

[atomicrow]

wemon....

[potatobugz]

hes a lawyer right

[1hithero]

i think theres something deeply wrong with me

[just-another-random-cloud]

.... Seal the Deal can get very dark if you think about it

train of thought bellow

I know we can also go to the route that Snatcher offered the bosses contracts to act as chalenges for HK, or even that he just came back in time to do it, but I was thinking on the idea that he was literaly using them as puppets and forcing them to do his biding (Like the art in the start of the level implies) and this happened.

And how it could be frightening especially to MG since she would be forced to revive her worst fail and more humiliating moment

Also that voiceline in wich he asks if HK was friends with ‘that angry red girl’ could be him making research on how to twist the dagger deeper by forcing HK to fight her own friends (again)

or I just seeing too much into it, dunno 

[darkmedolie]

Crated noodle.

[royalphantompain]

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

Ok but seal the deal made me think that snatcher is actually so strong he can create a literal different dimension and control it JUST to make a few contracts and make you a difficult challenge than before

[djstormy]

Sometimes my drawings are smooth and beautiful and then sometimes I feel like I could have drawn them better, but whatever, I HAVE ONCE AGAIN DRAWN FANART >:D

This fanart is for AnthologyofWriters on AO3! It’s a fun and relatable A Hat in Time fanfic about the painful death wishes.

Due to my handwriting not being the best I am going to translate it from top left:

“37 deaths… 5 days off… A drinking binge with Conductor (obviously with coffee not alcohol)… and 3 hours of staring at a wall in a corner… She finally finished Wound-Up Windmill.”

[demonkinguwu]

hey i know you're not in the ahit fandom anymore but i have to ask, why did you ship vanessa x snatcher? not to be mean but i was just curious this whole time it's okay if you don't wanna answer

Well, this is certainly a surprise lol

While I'm not really into AHIT much anymore, it'll always be special to me, so I don't mind answering this for old time's sake

[Warning: I will talk about Snatcher x Vanessa in a sort of positive way. Please don't read or send me any hate if it's not your cup of tea or don't like it. I know this warning might be a bit much but I have received harassment over this topic/liking Vanessa before, so I feel it's needed. Please feel free to block me/ or ignore this if it makes you uncomfortable. Thank you👍]

Personally, I think they're neat.

Yeah, it was a toxic relationship in canon, probably for the best they aren't a thing anymore. But the thing is, even in canon there are tiny hints that the current Snatcher might even have a crush on her or at least doesn't care too much about her [though admittedly yes, he is somewhat bitter over his death]. Just look at the Seal the Deal DLC

"We all have a soulmate, supposedly. I know I do, she's waiting for me, I don't see anyone waiting for you."

Always thought this line was weird if he 100% hated her. like, he could have told HK: "I had a soulmate once, let's just hope if you have one, they'll be just as wonderful as she was." Like, he's already giving the child death threats, I don't think he's above wishing HK a similar fate to his.

I'm sure there are more instances but I just got the feel that Snatcher, while somewhat bitter about his death and all, he's pretty much doesn't fear her or anything, maybe even finds her evilness kinda hot now, who knows?

Canonwise, I don't really see them working out as he is too mad about what she did and she doesn't recognize him/hates him but that leads to the actual reason why I liked them.

AUs Listen, Imma be real with you all, most of my enjoyment of AHIT was because of AUs. IDK, for me this game was so easy to make AUs of, especially the Subcon Forest chapter. I like to think of alternative endings or heck, fill-in lore and all. I think Vanessa being an ambiguous character helps a lot in this regard [I mean aside from my preferences of evil women n yanderes in general]

I know she went crazy after she 'caught' the prince and florist but I like to wonder why, as I do have a personal belief no one is truly born evil, I just think they're influenced into coming it. I also like to wonder about different scenarios and all using these characters. I just think in concept they could be neat.

That's not to say I only made AUs to ship them, I mean, [points at my RoleSwap AU where Vanessa literally hates/fears Snacter more than Canon Snatcher hates Vanessa] But the bulk of them are little what ifs and giving them a chance to either fix things or work things out.

Anyways, yeah, I just like them cause there are just two people who are intertwined, it's easier to make AUs of them and explore Subcon as a whole in general. Yes, I'm also one of those who like character redemption arcs. Hell, one of my OCs was an absolutely obsessive bastard man that I thought would never get redeemed or like much but whoops, me n partner like him now to give him two whole bfs.

So yeah, that's pretty much it. I'm sure I would have written an entire essay before but I'm not really much into this game as before. The only thing I'm invested in currently involving AHIT is a crossover AU that came from RPing in which my RS Vanessa has a tsundere crush on my partner's horrible AU MJ unicorn guy who she will take the hammer and FIX HIM

I will probably replay sometime later this year but currently busy with other stuff and fandoms. I can't guarantee I'll be back into it, but hey who knows, maybe I will.

[tass3l]

Hey im not sure how into AHiT you still are but what's up with ur MJ?? Likes what's his deAL he seems Funky and I like that

HOO okay please bear in mind that im a bit tipsy rn so i have no idea if any of this will make sense. plus a lot of it is mainly my own personal AU/headcanons that are borderline "ok this is nothing like the original story u should probably make it into ur own thing"

A lot of my ideas revolve around subcon & its backstory which is heavily inspired by the actual cut content of the zone + some stuff from shane frost's (one of the artists on ahit who designed a few characters) comics.

IN ESSENCE for my au there is a "being" trapped underneath subcon that was put there by entities like the Moonjumper. I like to think that there were four of them. One for the moon (Moonjumper), one for the sun & one for the stars. The trapped being is what the fourth one would've been (like void or some shit like that). Anyways that trapped one's essence had been leaking into subcon and corrupting the forest + other parts of the world (tldr thanks in part to Vanessa's episode and one of my own ocs who had been investigated this stuff) & is the source of Vanessa's curse

(oc was like. a teacher/mentor for vanessa cuz yknow royalty gets special private education or smthn like that)

ANYWAYS

i had actually designed one of the horizon deities but its old art so. yknow a lot of it wouldnt rly be accurate anymore. obviously based off of alpine skyline's storybook. the cut "sand and sails" level would've had one that partially resembled the conductor but crossed with a phoenix. i never settled on a name but it'd have "sun" it it somewhere. probably like. The sunswarm or sunstorm. idk.

These guys were trapped in the horizon when they sealed the fourth one away & they'd look fucked up b/c of it, which is why the moonjumper looks so. yknow.

there's a ton more that i wont get into (the source of the fire spirits, hat kid and the timepieces, just exactly what the horizon is ect ect). its something i've mainly kept to myself out of fear of being "cringe" or whatever but who cares anymore

[scaryfaggot]

the ahit boss rush is so fucking hard But its the last seal the deal stage i need to finish

[dumblemonchickenwing]

Broke: DJ Grooves didnt go to the cruise when he found out Conductor is going too because he hated his guts and didnt want to see his face

Woke: DJ Grooves didnt go to the cruise when he found out Conductor is going too because he knew if Conductor saw him they'd get in a fight and he would waste his vacation on stressful bickering with him

Galaxy Brain: DJ Grooves didnt go to the cruise when he found out Conductor is going too because he wanted Conductor to have a break, and simply gave him space and decided to focus on work instead

[foodfight2012]

The seals are speaking the language of the gods

[bembwashere]

Ok so... Where was Snatcher after the S.S.Literally can’t sink... well... sunk.

I’M JUST IMAGINING HIM STILL IN THE CRATE, STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN WONDERING WHY THE CRATE WAS FILLED WITH WATER-