#ahiru no sora incorrect quotes

[luminescentauthor]

Sora: Don't you dare talk down to me!

Tobi: Well it's not like can talk up to ya???

[kravchikfreak]

luz: let's do this, team!

amity: i love you. please go out with me

luz: huh?

amity: oops, that came out wrong! i was trying to say “i’m gonna do my best”

[luminescentauthor]

Sora: Seriously, people need to start getting creative with their insults. If your only comment is that I'm short, it only means that you lack creativity, and I will still kick your shins in. Tell me something I don't hear every day, assholes.

Tobi: For someone so stupid that was surprisingly eloquent, actually.

[luminescentauthor]

Chiaki: When I get murdered, please make sure it's an unsolved case

Momoharu: Wha- why???

Chiaki: Because I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved?

Momoharu: Oh, ok.

Sora: I'm sorry, can we go back to "when I get murdered”????

[luminescentauthor]

Sora: Violence is not always the answer!

Chiaki: You’re right! Violence is the question.

Chiaki: And in this particular scenario, the answer is yes.

Tobi, already sprinting past them, yelling over his shoulder: Th’ answer is always yes!

[luminescentauthor]

Mokichi, not long after joining: How does the team usually get out of these messes?

Nao, wearily: They don't. They just create a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

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Sora: Yesterday I yote my phone down the hallway.

Momoharu: *chokes on air*

Mokichi: I'm sorry, did you just use "yeet" in the past tense?

Chiaki, victoriously: I knew we were friends for a reason!

Tobi, wearily: Please never speak to me again, any of y'all.

[luminescentauthor]

Tobi: Nothin’ is free.

Sora: Love is free!

Nao: Friendship is free!

Mokichi: Sleep is free.

Momoharu: Air is free.

Chiaki: Everything is free if you take it without asking!

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Chiaki, probably: Dude, there was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your seat yesterday.

Tobi: Yeah, ‘e kept tryin’ to talk to us.

Sora: What a geek.

Momoharu, scowling: That was me with my glasses on, and you assholes know that!

The entire team: *hysterical laughter*

[luminescentauthor]

[Presumably not long after the Taiei game, during Team Bonding TimesTM]

Chiaki: Truth or dare?

Tobi, seeing the look in his eyes: …Truth? Because yer evil when ya wanna be.

Yasu, sitting next to Chiaki, with an evil sparkle in his eyes: How many hours have you slept this week?

Tobi:

Tobi: …d a r e ?

Sora: That's not how the game works, Tobi-kun!

Nao, ignoring Sora: Dare? I dare you to go sleep.

Tobi: I don't like this game?????

[luminescentauthor]

Nao: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Mokichi and Tobi, simultaneously: Killed without hesitation.

Nao: I'm-

Nao: *sighs*

Nao, wearily: No, you idiots.

[luminescentauthor]

Momoharu: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?!

Chiaki: Because it saves time?

[luminescentauthor]

Nao: When I first met Natsume-kun I was like Nao: "How is he still single????" I mean, he's attractive, he's got decent grades, he's incredibly good at basketball, and he has decent social skills when he wants to use them.   Nao: Then I got to know him and I was like- Nao: "Ah." Sora: Can't relate the first time I met Tobi-kun he broke Yasuharu-san's nose Nao, who was never told the full story exactly how Tobi joined the team and only knew that it was a mess: he WHAT?!

[luminescentauthor]

Satsuki: Hanazono, NO!

The twins, standing still: What?

Satsuki: Ah, sorry, force of habit. Natsume, NO!

･ﾟ✧ Third Year ✧･ﾟ

Satsuki: Natsume, NO!

Tobi, looking up from texting Juri in alarm: What? I didn't even do anythin' this time! I think.

Satsuki: Ah, sorry, force of habit. KURUMATANI, NO!

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Momoharu: ARE YOU-

Chiaki: Fucking

Momoharu: -KIDDING ME??

Sora: ...uh, what was that?

Chiaki, cheerfully: Sensei and Nao-chan banned Momoharu from swearing, so I’ve volunteered to help him out!

Tobi: Yeah, I think ya just like sayin' fuck for no reason.

Chiaki, grinning: But that doesn’t make my job any less important!

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[Team outing]

Tobi: Also, I lost the shorty.

Momoharu: WHAT?! How did you lose Sora?!

Tobi: Okay, gimme a break, he's like 10 cm tall.