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minilpark · 3 years ago

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okay okay hear me out:

you (mavericks daughter) is married to OUR LOVE BOB FLOYD and just the family dynamics of all of you (+ and rooster of course)

like imagine bobs face flushed adorbale red as the rest of the group tease him and mav just being happy you found love but still being still protective of his daughter

JUST AHHHHHHH. BRAIN ROT THAts taking up my life (+ i’m going to see top gun again on friday and i’m practically pregaming rn)

now i literally read a fic like this called the captain's daughter by @callsignhoney and that was truly amazing so if you need a proper fic, this is the one! but i will do my best to give you some headcanons of my own because this idea makes me go crazy :")

also i envy you so much rn i am so tempted to see top gun again but my parents would be having my head if they learn i wanna see it a third time-

when mav learned that the two of you were dating, i wouldn't say he necessarily had a fit, more so he was just worried for you

because he's self aware of the pain he caused for penny (thanks to amelia)

of course he knew bob was a good kid, so respectful and kind, but that didn't ease his worries

because he knows the risks of him being out there in the sky

despite these worries, he saw how happy you were when you were with bob so he left it alone and supported you two

rooster, being basically your adoptive brother, had all the same real concerns over you dating one of his fellow pilots

but he knew if he had to pick one person to date you, it would definitely be bob (or phoenix)

so he was glad to find out you two were a couple

could you imagine the heart attack he would have if he found out you liked hangman lmao

and when it came time, mav and rooster were approached by bob to ask for their blessing, they could feel their hearts burst

mav was honestly so proud and happy that bob even asked for his blessing

and rooster just smiled and clapped bob on the back in approval

"wow bob, i can't believe you're going all out-"

then mav gave him a fatherly smile and-

"i'm confident they'll accept your proposal and i'm glad you're gonna become a part of this family"

bradley nodded along as well but he leaned over to whisper in bobs ear

"but if you ever do anything to wrong them, you won't have to worry about mav, you're gonna have to deal with me"

and he just backs up and smiles at the man

bob of course is equal parts happy, wanting to cry of joy, and terrified of what he got himself into with your family

ultimately, you two tie the knot

you wanted to just elope and get married at the courthouse, but as soon as mav even heard of the idea, he begged you to at least have a small ceremony

and of course you caved for your father

so that small ceremony only included mav, rooster, penny, amelia, and the gang

yes it definitely took place on the porch behind the hard deck

and after the ceremony and reception, it was time for you and bob to head to your honeymoon destination

but before bob hopped in the car with you, he was confronted by both mav and rooster

and they all exchanged hugs (with mav a little teary eyed his kid is growing up so fast)

and then here came the fatherly lecture

"alright, you two be responsible while you're gone"

rooster cut in "that means wrap it before you tap it, floyd"

cue mav elbowing him and rolling his eyes

"not just that, but also being aware of your surroundings, drinking responsibly, you know the works- i want both of you coming home to us safely you hear me?"

and bob just smiles and "yes sir, i understand"

and off you two went

fast forward a couple years

even now, mav and rooster are still protective of you

the six of you (including pen and amelia) decided to have a little family hangout on the beach

and while bob and rooster were throwing the football with amelia and penny went to get some drinks, your dad approached and sat beside you

"so, he still treating you right?"

you just roll your eyes slightly and chuckle

and mav pats your shoulder and laughs as well

"you know he is, i feel like i should be asking if you're treating pen alright instead-" you just raise an eyebrow at him

and he blushes and rubs the back of his neck

"amelia would have my head if i wasnt, so i'd say i'm doing alright"

and before the conversation went further, a ball was tossed in your direction

to which, you caught

"hey! why don't yall get off your asses and come join us?"

heres some random hcs that don't really have a place in the above part-

bob, rooster, and mav will totally have a guys night together (and sometimes hangman, coyote, fanboy, and payback join as well)

before they leave bob gives you a kiss goodbye and rooster just yells back "i'll make sure this guy stays in line-"

to which bob smirks and "yeah if you're not going home with someone by the end of the night-"

mav just pats the both of them on the back and "alright we'll be back soon"

now when rooster finally settles down,,,

mav walking him down the aisle

and bob is definitely his best man

and eventually you and bob, rooster and his s/o, and mav and penny (w/amelia) go out on family vacations together

ooh i also imagine rooster is the first to have kids despite you being the one who got married first

so you and bob always offer to babysit

and his kids love when you two come over

you also witness how he is with kids and lemme just say this man was destined to be a dad

he treats them so gently and the way he's so enthusiastic about their interests makes your heart melt

eventually you two have a child (or two) of your own

and grandpa mav is just incredibly proud of his kids and the lives they built for themselves

alright imma cut myself off here because otherwise it'll be wayyy too long

#yeah family dynamics are too cute #bob and rooster are brothers period #mav loves bob like he does rooster #top gun maverick #topgun #topgun maverick imagines #robert bob floyd #bradley rooster bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell

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makeste · 4 years ago

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BnHA Chapter 282: Aizawa Defeeted

Previously on BnHA: Oh my god do we even care about that at this point. Tomura made a speech; Gran Torino died; Deku lost his shit and tried to strangle Tomura to death with his bare hands; Ryuukyuu came back from Wherever She Was and tried to grab Tomura but he punched a hole through her giant hand; and now he’s grabbing his Quirk-Be-Gone bullets and is ready to cause some mayhem okay?? That about sum it up?? Is anyone even reading this?? CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH IT I’VE WAITED AN ENTIRE WEEK.

Today on BnHA: Well I guess let’s start with what doesn’t happen: Bakugou doesn’t lose his quirk. HE LUCKED OUT!!... for now, anyways. Because, thanks to a near-impossible-to-predict series of events (seriously, raise your hands if you had “Aizawa gets shot but goes full World War Z on his own ass” on your bingo card), Tomura has seemingly regained his regeneration powers, which means that his other quirks are probably back online as well! So we’ll see how that all goes. Anyway so in the meantime Shouto’s back, looking very mad that everyone temporarily forgot he was a main character. And Gigantomachia is back as well! Or almost, anyway. Also, you’ll never guess who broke another one of his arms! Go on, guess. But at least he still has the arm, though, which is more than we can say for certain other people’s limbs. Poor Aizawa is literally on his last leg. He and Tomura really got off on the wrong foot. He chopped his leg off, is what I’m saying. It’s that kind of chapter folks.

you guys I’m losing my whole fucking mind. I straight up deleted the tumblr app off my phone for 24 hours so that I wouldn’t be tempted to log in and risk potentially being spoiled. and I’m happy to say that it worked! so here we are now, completely spoiler free, and let me just say that if Horikoshi decides to cut back to Gunga Mountain now, I will either cry for hours or abandon the series forever and go do something more productive with the rest of my quarantine like learning how to play sad songs on the guitar

all right. here goes

so we’re opening with Deku, who is currently comprised of 100% rage and 0% mercy, and is doing that thing where only the whites of his eyes are visible. and basically he’s just thinking “I’VE REALLY GOT TO HOLD ON TO THIS GUY AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING ELSE HOMICIDAL.” which is a solid game plan, but perhaps not so easily accomplished

-- oh my god this poor kid is still in denial, I can’t. why are you doing this

is there even still a Gran Torino to tend to at this point? after Tomura bulldozed a hole through his torso, and you went and finished the job with your own fucking attack? sob

but I guess the law of Tragic Shounen Mentor Deaths mandates that Gran’s should be at least as drawn-out as Nighteye’s was, though. so he’s probably only Mostly Dead, which is still Slightly Alive if I remember my Princess Bride correctly, and I think I do

so now the rest of these stooges are finally catching up with us here

yes, my friends. a bullet. WELCOME TO MY LIFE FOR THE PAST FUCKING WEEK. anyways I have a LOT of pent-up energy here just fyi. there may be a lot of unnecessary screaming in this recap

FUCKING WYOMING SMASH Y’ALLSSSS

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED SOB. DID HE JUST HAMMER FIST TOMURA’S HEAD INTO THE GROUND. DID HE SNAP HIS FUCKING NECK AT 100%. IN AN IDEAL WORLD HE WOULD HAVE JUST CHOPPED TOMURA’S ARMS OFF WHILE SOMEHOW MANAGING TO AVOID BREAKING ANY OF HIS OWN BONES IN THE PROCESS, BUT I HAVE A FEELING THIS SITUATION WILL NOT BE RESOLVED IN ANY KIND OF MANNER ONE WOULD CONSIDER “IDEAL”

(ETA: fun fact: this attack did absolutely nothing except make things approximately 100x worse. but you tried Deku. you tried.)

THE FUCK KIND OF PORTENTOUS BULLSHITTING TITLE IS THIS. OH MY GOD, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT EMOTION I’M HAVING RIGHT NOW, IT’S JUST A LOT OF LOUD THOUGHTS

anyway so if you’re just joining us, Tomura just pulled two bullets out of his pocket, the good guys finally noticed, and then Deku did a smash and everything exploded. the radius of this attack actually looks wide enough to have potentially involved Aizawa, who probably does NOT want to get any debris in his eyes right now, and also Gran, who probably doesn’t particularly want to be hit by another deadly attack for the third time in the past ninety seconds. anyway so I guess what I’m trying to say here is WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT YOU LITTLE GREEN LUNATIC

AHHHHHH

he got the one!! the one that was in Tomura’s right hand!! but what about the one in his left ahhhhhhh

(ETA: lmao at Kacchan being the one to blow up the same bullet I was so sure he was going to be shot with. saw the writing on the wall, huh kid? what do we say to the god of foreshadowing?? ‘NOT TODAY.’ ...except that we’re still not actually out of the woods yet so you still better watch yourself lol.)

...

based on the font here, these are Tomura’s thoughts. which he is thinking immediately after getting the lower half of his jaw very painfully cronched by the VERY homicidal sixteen-year-old still clinging to him. anyway so Tomura’s thought processes are as inscrutable to me as ever lulz

and Deku’s arm looks broken again, yaaaaay. but at least it’s his left arm and not his right! so that’s nice. now they can match

[SHRIEKS]

HE YEETED IT. IT HAS BEEN YEETEDED. HE DID A YEET. [sobbing] he DiD a YeEt oH my GOD

DID IT HIT SOMETHING!?!?!?

my reading process here is as follows: 1) scroll down exactly one panel. 2) scream even though absolutely nothing has happened yet. 3) WRITE THAT DOWN 4) REPEAT

DKSFJLKHSDLGKHLI

DID IT HIT HIM!?!? DID IT GET HIM IN THE LEG SOB ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. JUST LIKE THAT?? BOOM GUN BULLET LEG!!?

YOU GUYS IT REALLY HIT AIZAWA AND NO ONE DID A GODDAMN THING?? it wasn’t even drawn out or anything??? it just HAPPENED, within like four pages??? NO SLOW MO?? NOT EVEN A REACTION PANEL WHAT THE FUCK

son of a bitch I would so dearly like to grab Manual and RockLockRock’s heads right now and just conk them together real hard. YOU STUPID FUCKS sob YOU HAD ONE JOB!!! IT REALLY WAS JUST ONE!! AND YOU WERE SHARING IT!! SO IT’S MORE LIKE HALF A JOB!! AND YOU STILL COCKED IT UP IN ABSOLUTELY NO TIME AT ALL OH MY GOD

(ETA: they should blow this panel up and make it into a t-shirt and make Manual and RLR wear the shirts every day for the rest of their lives. half a job, you guys. please go away I cannot even look at you right now.)

FUCK MY EVERYTHING

(ETA: I still can’t figure out if this horrific angle is due to the earlier damage from the Noumu, or if Tomura really just flung the bullet THAT hard. honestly I’m surprised it didn’t just slice right through him with that kind of velocity. “no thanks because then I wouldn’t get to write a scene where he chops his own leg off” oh okay well when you put it that way, Horikoshi.)

if I recall correctly this is the leg that he said was “twisted”, no? yeesh. might just want to chop it off real quick, then. s’not like it’s doing you any more good. does anyone know if zombie rules apply or not with this sort of thing?? shit

?!?!

“THANKS”?? okay what. did it hit him or not??

-- oh my god WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT

I WAS -- I WAS JOKING I -- FFFFFFFFKJK

jesus fucking christ. when I said “might just want to chop it off real quick” literally FOUR PARAGRAPHS AGO, I can tell you that the one thing I did NOT expect was for Aizawa to be all, “you know what, that’s a good idea”, and then YOINK OUT HIS TRUSTY HERO SHANK AND GO FULL 127 HOURS ON THIS BITCH. "LALALA WE’RE GONNA DO IT RATIONALLY TEEHEE” like excuse me, the fuck

anyways. I don’t even know what to say. thank you Aizawa’s leg for your sacrifice, and for always supporting him. literally. oh my god I came here ready for my son to enter a new phase of character development, and for the manga as a whole to enter a new phase of glorious, glorious angst. no one told me I’d be sitting here making puns instead. what a fine, confusing day

anyway though let’s just fucking hope it worked. and side note, if Aizawa Shouta really did chop off his own fucking leg just now and somehow STILL managed not to fucking blink, I think we might as well just go ahead and hand him the Biggest Badass In The Series award right now because no one is ever going to top that. nope. not happening

it is truly a testament to Shigaraki Tomura’s unfathomably mysterious sexy villain energy that he still somehow manages to look hot with only half a face

also no one in this manga actually feels pain, do they. not Deku, not Aizawa, not Tomura, no one. no wonder none of them have any self-preservation instincts to speak of

did someone just randomly explode just now. at this point it might as well happen, right

oh it’s the shockwave from Deku’s Wyoming attack, apparently. how nice of it to have a delayed reaction for absolutely no reason

anyway so Deku’s being flung back, but he’s grabbing onto Tomura again with Blackwhip. but oh shit you guys, if Tomura escapes Deku and Ryuukyuu’s clutches and still has any bullets left in his pocket, we may still be able to salvage this Bakugou quirk situation after all. would be nice to be able to actually do something with all of these “happy quirk losing day” balloons that I ordered

(ETA: actually, believe it or not I honestly like this better. Tomura using AFO was always the more dramatic option anyway. and now that we’ve done the bullet thing everyone has presumably let their guard down again, which, good.)

I love how Tomura apparently hasn’t noticed that Aizawa’s just amputated his own leg? to be fair he’s probably distracted by all the explosions and such

also gotta love how Deku’s arm-breaking attack seemingly just made everything worse for no reason. and also how Manual and RockLockRock are once again just standing there doing absolutely nothing

SO NOW GUESS WHAT’S HAPPENING

I MEAN IT! GUESS. BECAUSE YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE LOL

OH WELL OKAY THEN

just like we all saw coming!! ...

so is this Endeavor’s attack?? Bakugou’s?? either way, hot damn. fortunately for Tomura he is apparently operating under the same guidelines as the U.S. Federal Reserve, in which mutilated bills may still be exchanged at face value if more than 50% of a note identifiable as United States currency is present. basically as long as roughly half of him is still vaguely Tomura-shaped I assume he’ll be fine

(ETA: in hindsight I should have immediately been able to identify this as a Shouto attack based solely on how murdery it was lol.)

OH MY GODDDD

KRANCH?!?

OH MY GOD LOL WHAT. LOL. REMEMBER EVERYONE’S THEORIES FROM LIKE TWENTY YEARS AGO LOL. SHOUTO WHAT THE FUCK. DID YOU STOP FOR DRIVE THRU

AND MEANWHILE DEKU’S BACK ON THE SCENE GIVING ARGUABLY EVEN LESS FUCKS THAN BEFORE, IF SUCH A THING IS EVEN POSSIBLE. SO FAR THIS CHAPTER HAS PRECISELY ZERO THINGS THAT I ACTUALLY EXPECTED IN IT, WHICH IS VERY IMPRESSIVE

IT ALSO HAS A LOT OF SMASHING

a LOT. of smashing, guys. feels like... 60% smashing, 20% severed legs, 20% Kranch

-- oh no oh SHIT oh shit oh shit

(ETA: um so I really can’t tell how far that wound extends and whether or not Aizawa still has his right eye, shit.)

first of all how did Deku get here next to Aizawa when he was just over there with Tomura, what. and second, I think Aizawa just blinked, oh shit. probably on the verge of passing out after CHOPPING HIS OWN LEG OFF which STILL hasn’t been acknowledged yet?? did I just completely misinterpret all of that back there or what

(ETA: there was seriously so little attention called to this that I scrolled back up to confirm it probably like half a dozen times. apparently Horikoshi thinks that THE MOST BADASS THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN THE MANGA should be completely downplayed. whereas if it were me, there’d be an entire two page spread of JUST THE LEG. WITH MUSIC PLAYING. EVEN THOUGH IT’S A MANGA.)

YEPPPPPPP. fuck

look at him though. he’s so happy. this is why I can’t stay mad at you no matter how deranged you get you little maniac

so is quirk-stealing back on the menu then or what. don’t think I’ve been lulled into any kind of false sense of security by any of this lol

-- ARE WE SERIOUSLY CUTTING AWAY

so Todoroki really went after them ALONE. the better to put his dad right back up at the top of the Lose Your Quirk Sweepstakes finalists. well... second-to-top, maybe. like I said I will not be lulled

yuh-oh

why do I feel like the odds of Gigantomachia arriving to herald the end of this chapter just shot up DRAMATICALLY

so the next page is almost entirely just a list of cities that the news anchor is telling people to evacuate because they’re in Machia’s path. along with a bunch of dead heroes lying around everywhere, and Ochako being all ominous

(: weren’t they, though? heh. this is going to be so, so bad (: (: (:

-- fuuuuuuuuuuu

aaaaaand that’s it. hahahaha. okay then let’s summarize

Bakugou defied all expectations and kept his quirk (FOR NOW)!

Aizawa cut his own fucking leg off and it WASN’T EVEN REMOTELY ACKNOWLEDGED FOR REASONS I CAN’T UNDERSTAND (R.I.P. AIZAWA’S PRECIOUS LEG. YOU ALWAYS PUT YOUR BEST FOOT FORWARD)

Kranch showed up after 157 years and is probably wondering why the heck I keep calling him “Kranch” now. THINGS CHANGE WHEN YOU’RE MIA FOR A WHILE MY LITTLE STARBUCKS CHRISTMAS CUP

Deku broke his arm for the 78th time

Tomura regenerated but seems to think Aizawa’s quirk is actually gone for good, which I’m pretty sure it’s not. so if they can keep him from destroying everything long enough for Aizawa to turn it back on again, we might possibly still survive this

and lastly, Machia is about to kill all of these stupid people frolicking around outside of this fitness club who are probably so proud of themselves for not being glued to their phones 24/7 because they prefer to LIVE LIFE IN THE MOMENT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. well that’s on you my friends. at least it’ll be a quick death. ffff

#bnha 282 #aizawa shouta #shigaraki tomura #midoriya izuku #todoroki shouto #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha #sorry for all the leg puns #it's in my nature #I can't help it if I find this kind of situation humerus #...oh no wait that's arms #dammit

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inthecornerchair · 4 years ago

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falcon and the winter soldier pt 1

there will be spoilers from episode one so please read at your own risk, also these are my thoughts throughout the episode

straight up, when they had sam stare at the shield as he was preparing for what i believed was steve’s funeral had me going. oh this hurt me.

THE AUDIO OF STEVE GIVING HIM THE SHIELD IM IN TEARS

ahhhhhhh him pulling a steve and jumping off the plane

RED WING!!!

im so glad we get to see sam action straight up and not just bucky and sam. its sam getting the appreciation that he deserves.

sam talking arabic hits

we love that people in the mcu still have conspiracies

NOT THE STEVE FUNERAL

RHODEY!!!!!!!!!

oof the fact that sam gave the ‘shield’ to the smithsonian

rhodey walking caught me off guard. i completely forgot that she had the stilts to help him.

BUCKY AS THE WINTER SOLDIER WHILE HIS MUSIC IS IN THE BACKGROUND thatta make your pussy throb. AAAAAAA IM SCREAMING

my guy, that walk was amazing. IT WAS A DREAM!

HE HAS THERAPY, boy dont lie.

seeing him as the winter soldier really hurt though

“oh really, the notebook thing“

THE SMILE AFTER GETTING ONE OF THE OFFICIALS IN HYDRA

“your 100 years old with no family“

he was the calmest he ever had been in wakanda and that really hurt

him making friends with elder people really hurts

ahhhhhhhhhhh, “you should ask her out” the older man has more game than bucky and i love that.

oh no, bucky killed him, shit nooooooo

honestly the winter soldier music happening in thhe background all the time when he has a ptsd moment hurts

UNCLE SAM

THE FLOWERS aaaaaaaaa

“wow, if that is not the most old fashioned thing anyone has ever done“

him being serious about being 106

i already knew he had four sister but its still sweet that he talks about them

NOOOOOO MARVEL STOP MAKING ME CRY

oh no, i think bucky is about the cry, i can’t

HE KNEW

im sorry what

AND THEY USED THE SHIELD

oh no, i now have to wait a week for more tea

oh that is a nice a credit slide, like that art is snazzy

HENRY JACKMAN DID THE MUSIC IM DEAD

oh the use of bucky’s turning words but in english hits different

#falcon and the winter soldier #falcon #winter soldier #sam wilson #bucky barnes

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flowerpowell · 4 years ago

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The Dream Life of Ellie Wheeler (Colt x MC // Logan x MC)

PART TWO

A/N: unedited and not proofread but I just didnt have any time for that and wanted to post it before I’d overthink it and not post it after all. I’ll post it on Ao3 as well and reblog this post with the link to it. Please, let me know if you want me to keep you tagged or take you off the taglist. And if you prefer reading it here or on Ao3.

Series summary: Ellie lives with a very strict father who doesn’t let her leave the house even for one night. When he forbids her to go to her dream college, Ellie decides to take matters into her hands and create her dream life. Since the only way to move out of the family house is to get married, Ellie needs to find a guy she can fake marry immediately. And who’s better than a young criminal that Ellie can easily blackmail? Unfortunately, not everything is as easy as Ellie hopes.

Rating: PG

Colt tags: @delightfullypinkglitter @mskaneko @desireepow-1986 @lovehugsandcandy @badchoicesposts @kingliam2019 @client-327 @walkerduchess

Ellie woke up and her face immediately lit up. Today was the day she would finally take matters into her own hands and take a risk to make her biggest dream come true. Was it stupid? Yes, probably, but Ellie was determined. She wanted to go to Langston. She wanted to finally try living on her own. Besides, she wanted to try everything before giving up. And there was still at least—she looked at the phone—twelve hours before she had to send her answer whether she’d be attending the university or not. Twelve hours to execute her plan. At the end of the day she’d either gain nothing, go to college or be dead, if Colt Kaneko turned out to be dangerous. Either way, she wanted to try.

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She never took a day off. Her father would know if she did, besides, she needed money. Today was different and Alice promised she’d cover for her.

Ellie was sneaking up into the garage, hoping to meet Colt.

Colt and Colt only, she thought to herself. If that weirdo is with him I’m not sure I’d be able to say anything.

She was lucky. Colt was sleeping on the mattress, on the floor and there was no sight of Moana, or whatever her name was. Ellie took a deep breath and entered the garage.

Through the window.

Somehow, it felt inappropriate to use the main entrance, considering she was sneaking up. And on top of that, Ellie hoped it’d make a better impression on Colt since he was a criminal. In her head it made a lot of sense, the reality was slightly different, though.

What Ellie didn’t predict, was that she, in fact, wasn’t the tallest person, the window was pretty high and there wasn’t any dumpster on the other side of the window so she could climb down. As a result, instead of being sneaky, she fell down and made so much noise that all neighbors could hear.

“Ahhhhhhh!” she cried out when her body met with the floor and many toolboxes that she accidentally knocked over.

“The police are coming, abort mission!” she heard Colt yelling, before he rolled out of the mattress and started running away.

“No! No police, it’s just me!” So much for the good impression, Ellie. “I’m sorry, I didn’t want to knock on the door so I wouldn’t wake you up.”

“Well, you did a great job, then,” Colt snarled as he massaged his neck. He looked at her again as if only now registering that she wasn’t supposed to be here.

“What… What on Earth are you doing here? Who are you?”

“I’m the barista from yesterday, remember?”

“Geez.” Colt rolled his eyes. “Don’t tell me you came here because I didn’t thank you for the coffee or something. And may I ask, how did you even find me?!”

“Actually, you forgot your change,” Ellie joked but Colt looked as if she went crazy. Which, to be fair, she did. “I’m joking.”

“Funny,” he replied, with the most serious expression she ever saw. Ellie wanted to run. But first, she had a mission.

“Listen, what I’m about to say may sound crazy but I need you to listen to me—”

“Umm, can we go back to why you’re here and how you found me?”

“That’s what I was about to say before you interrupted me!” Ellie looked at him reproachingly.

“Amuse me.”

“I followed you yesterday. Just wanted to know the reason why I had to stay extra time at work. I… umm… overheard a thing or two. Listen,” Ellie took a deep breath deciding it was time to cut to the chase. “I know what you and Moana are doing…”

“Mona.”

“Same thing.” Ellie shrugged. “I know it’s illegal and I know now what your father was doing as well. And I also know what you’re about to do tonight. And I also happen to have a police officer for a father and he’d be very grateful for the information I have. But the thing is, I don’t what to give it to him, get it? I think I would benefit more if I didn’t tell anyone.”

“Wait, wait. I don’t understand what you’re saying. What is your point? You want to sell me out but … you don’t want to sell me out?”

“Ugh, I’m trying to blackmail you! I won’t tell anyone about the car deal tonight if you marry me today and take me with you to Oklahoma,” she finished and looked at Colt expectantly. For someone who has just been blackmailed, he seemed very calm.

“I’m sorry but…” Colt shook his head. “I think I’m still sleeping. It’s been a while since I had a vivid dream but here we are. You can disappear now and I need to wake up.”

Ellie sighed and walked up to Colt. She took his hand and pinched him hard, until she could see her nail marks on his skin. He hissed and took his arm away from her.

“Oh no.” That was all he said.

“Look, I know it’s not ideal but I really need to go to college and I can’t and—”

“IDEAL? You just asked me to marry you. Knowing too well I’m a criminal and you’re a daughter of a cop.”

“My father doesn’t allow me to go to college outside our city, unless I’m married. There’s no other way out. I’m helping you, you’re helping me. You’re not helping me, I’m not helping you.”

“I’m sorry to say that but I think you’re in the wrong place, sweetheart. Find someone else you can marry, I have a job to do.”

“Okay then. Good luck with your job. Me and a few other cops will come and look at your success tonight.”

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Colt murmured. “You know I could kill you right now? You know I’m a criminal and you’re not even scared of what I might do to you.”

“So? If I can’t go to college, what’s the point?”

“Geez, you’re such a nerd.” Colt rolled his eyes. He looked at Ellie and then at the car, covered with black cloth. “This is unfair. My job is only for one night. And I’ll have to stay married to you for more than one night.”

“Not really. I need to be married to leave the house. Obviously, after tonight, we both will go to Oklahoma. I don’t have a place to stay so I’ll stay with you until I find a dorm or something. We’ll be married only on paper and divorce as soon as I’ll settle into Langston.”

“I can’t marry into a family of cops!”

“Fake-marry,” Ellie corrected him.

“Same thing. What if your father does some research on me? A criminal marrying into a cop family.”

“Relax! I’ll handle it. He’s not gonna do anything when we’re still married. Trust me.”

“That’s… no. I can’t! I’ve done many stupid things in my life but this… This is the worst.”

“Would you rather… risk yours and Moana’s freedom?”

“Mona! And no! Of course not. I’ve got things to do…” Colt sighed. “How can I know you’re not lying? That you won’t say something to your father later?”

“Because I need your house? And be married to you? Without you, I’d have to stay here.”

Colt ran his hand though his hair. This was an important job. The last one before he would finish his father’s business and start his own. He couldn’t risk it. And that girl was clearly mad. Besides, she said it herself. That marriage would be only on paper. Was this a punishment for his sins? Was everything his did so bad that this was the only way to redeem himself? Was it—

“Can you make up your mind faster? I need to give my answer in less than ten hours.”

“Okay, fine. But if you do anything, you’ll regret it, I promise you!”

“Mhmm, yaay! Okay, we need to get married asap and send my answer! Hurry up, I still need to pack before my father comes home. Call Moana, we need a marriage witness or whatever. Hurry up!!”

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In the past five hours, Colt questioned his sanity more times than ever in his life. First, when he agreed to Ellie’s plan. He didn’t even know her but agreed to marry her. Later, he questioned his sanity when he asked Mona to be his best woman. Mona questioned his sanity, too. Then, he questioned it many more times during the ceremony and finally, when he said I do. By the end of the day, he was certain that it was only a bad dream. He couldn’t possibly marry Ellie. She was the weirdest person he’d ever met. And he, most certainly, met a great amount of weird people in his life.

Marriage certificate in his hand, he wondered when he’d wake up from this nightmare and what awaited him next.

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#ride or die: a bad boy romance #colt kaneko #choices #playchoices #colt x mc #colt kaneko x mc #logan will be here too!#choices rod #choices ride or die #my fics #its been a while since i wrote #i dont remeber how to anymore

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every1studio · 5 years ago

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REQUESTED: “caught in an act; mafia version” [ateez]

genre: fluff + suggestive + mafia! au

ficstyle: bulletpoints + reactions

request: “ haiii could you please write ateez mafia au when you and him making out ” + “ Hi! Was scrolling on what to read and completely fell in love with your writing! Keep up the good work❤💜 I also want to request smth: ateez reaction about being caught kissing their girlfriends by the other boys! Thxxxx “

note: happy holidays + please read at your own risk

HONGJOONG

(type: the tease)

Hongjoong grabbed both sides of your jaw as he gently pushed you farther into the sofa

he had just came home from working with the godfathers of the neighboring mafia leagues

it took him hours on hours dealing with them; they were indecisive but didn’t know what they wanted

that’s why he loved coming home to you

someone who knew what they wanted and when they wanted it

and he knew what you wanted and liked

even just kissing him was like you were in heaven

maybe it was because he used to have a tongue piercing but he definitely knew how to please you with just his tongue

Hongjoong disregarded your moans for more as he kept it to just making out with you

because of your loudness, you didn’t hear Mingi walking in

“OKAY CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND.. GEEZUS..” he calls out as he places some paperwork down on Hongjoong’s desk

Hongjoong felt kinda embarrassed but also kinda proud of how uncomfortable he got Mingi

“you wanna get in on this?” Hongjoong jeered as he snaked his hand around your waist

you shoved him out of embarrassment; you tried hard not to make eye contact with Mingi

Mingi tosses a blanket over to you two, “I’ll pass this time, lover boy.. see ya later, Y/N..”

Hongjoong chuckles into your neck, “he said, “I’ll pass THIS time,” didn’t he~”

“maybe he did, but I want you right now..” you muttered under his peppered kisses; tugging at the hem of his shirt

he pulls away and wraps you in the blanket, “I DON’T KNOW.. MAYBE LATER~”

he sticks his tongue out as he shoves his hands into his pockets and walks out the door

SEONGHWA

(type: the ultimate dom)

making out with Seonghwa is like trying to fight for a breath of air

you’re always pushed up against something; the bed, the wall, the bathroom stall

even if you tried to subconsciously push him off, he’ll still be taking your breath away

literally

sometimes you’ll try to initiate things; just to rile him up, to tease him

it never works in your favor

he might let you led things like holding his hands, or kissing him on the cheek

anything more than that, don’t even think twice

but if you went for it anyways, he’d click his tongue as the first warning

grab your jaw to make strong direct eye contact and sternly state your name as the second warning

he won’t even give you a third warning; he’ll just push you up against whatever surface is available

so today was no different, you thought that maybe you could catch him after collecting his share of money

you hoped that he was tired so he’d be more off-guard

but the next thing you knew, you were pressed onto the leather sofa

the straps of your dress was falling off of your shoulders

your hair was messily draped around your face

as Seonghwa was locking his lips with yours

that was an image Wooyoung would be ingrained in his head for a LONG time

he had just entered the room to re-calculate the amount Seonghwa collected; he knocked a couple times but there was no answer

Seonghwa caught his eye and stopped; you thanked him for a chance to breathe

“you wanna just stand there or do you want in on this?” Seonghwa asked as he brushed his hair out of his face

“uh-um.. I can.. uh.. just come back.. lat-..whenever you’re done..sir...” Wooyoung trips on his way out

Seonghwa was really able to dominated anyone.. and probably everyone

YUNHO

(type: the teddy bear)

he was always sweet to you

even if he was notorious for ruining other people’s lives

he would always treat you so well

when he was with you, he’s a hopeless romantic

he always careful with you

well he tried, it’s hard when he’s such a big guy

a sweet, soft kiss always ends up him caging you into his body as he wrestles with your tongue

he loves how small you look under him

it turns him on even more

he always did this thing where he placed his forehead on top of yours after kissing

it sent shivers up your spine knowing that he was dealing with rings of mafia lords and here he was being so smitten by you

like you were with him

you could say all his underlings were jealous of your relationship with him

especially Jongho

speaking of that boy, he’s never even had physically contact with other person; romantically

so when he accidentally waltzed into Yunho’s study, he couldn’t help but tense up when he saw his boss smothering you

Jongho had to loudly cough to make himself known

Yunho frantically looks from the wall behind you to you and then to Jongho, with wide eyes

he tries to adjust himself and help fix you up

Yunho nods before turning around to face Jongho, “let’s go do work elsewhere yeah? How’s your day?”

he’d shoved Jongho towards the door and winks at you before making their way out

YEOSANG

(type: the robot)

Yeosang is a quiet man

but that doesn’t let him from getting what he wants

although he doesn’t seem like it, he enjoys having a heated moment with you

it will always but a spur of the moment

because he’s always over-thinking about timing with you

he wants to make it right for you

it was weird because when it came to mafia work; he didn’t need to even take a second thought

but when he goes for it, he REALLY goes for it

he always starts off with massaging your neck

sometimes he just continues sitting there massaging your neck

sometimes he’ll make his way down to your waist to hoist you up to his lap

he’ll start to pepper kisses on your jaw and slowly make his way to his lips

he loves massaging your body; anywhere basically

Yeosang started to get into one of those moments when he was driving you back from a dinner

he was just innocently tucking your hair out of your face

all of a sudden, you both found each other in the backseat of the leather seats of his car

Hongjoong was wondering why his colleague was taking so long

he could see the steam in the car and sternly knocked on the window of the car door

Yeosang straighten up in an instant and got out of the car first

he didn’t say anything and briskly walked passed Hongjoong

Hongjoong just nods to acknowledge you and follows after Yeosang; nagging at him

SAN

(type: the duality)

you get the best of both worlds with San

when he’s had a good day, he’s full of love and fluffiness

he’ll cup your face and squish your cheeks; kissing constellations onto your face

but if he’s had a hard day of work, he’s a little bit different

in the beginning, he’ll be standoffish and you’ll notice it

“babe... what’s wrong?”

you always start by giving him a little peptalk

he’ll push off your words of encouragements at first; seeing that he’ll be mad from whatever he was dealing with before

you’d rub your hands up and down his face to his chest; if you throw in a couple of teasing remarks

and he’ll have no choice but you shove his tongue down your throat

I don’t make the rules; this is the way that he is

“you don’t know what you signed up for..” he’ll chuckle against your mouth

but you’ll snap back with a smirk, “maybe I know EXACTLY what I signed up for~”

you guys can get.. um.. a little loud

but it vocally or just bumping into furniture or thrashing each other against surfaces

Seonghwa would come storming into the room; annoyed by the fact that you two have to be so loud

San would just pull you into his chest as he shoots an oh-so-sickly-sweet smile at Seonghwa

“we’ll be quieter~”

Seonghwa would roll his eyes and pick up his keys, “that sounds like a lie.. I’ll be out. just don’t make a mess or anything...”

MINGI

(type: the hinedere)

his appearance makes his job a lot easier

when he wasn’t with you, he was cold and cynical; almost sarcastic at times because he doesn’t take anyone seriously

it’s like a 180 degree flip when he gets off of work to be with you

“awh~ look at my cute, little, baby angel~”

he’ll start off by kissing you everywhere but your lips and then he’ll make you work for his kisses

which is where they get spicy

this is when he’ll let you sit on him as you lay onto his chest

he does this thing where he’ll smile the whole time that you two are kissing

he honestly can’t believe how happy horny you make him just by being there

frankly speaking, he’ll let you do ALL the hard work

because he’s gone most of the time and you know what he likes, so it’ll just be easier to let you do your thang

so basically he’s a little submissive for you

no one’s really seen Mingi like this

that was no one until Yunho accidentally walks into the room

“hey Mingi.. I need that file-”

everyone just stops everything that they’re doing

Mingi just yells out of no where, “AHHHHHHH”

Yunho just knows that that’s the cue to get tf out of the room but Mingi will continue to push him out of the room

WOOYOUNG

(type: the schemer)

plans everything

whether it be mafia wars or cute dates with you

everything happens for a reason with Mr. Wooyoung

and everything happens in his favor

so you’ll never actually win when you’re with him

what do I mean by this?

he’ll notice that you’re in one of your frisky moods

he’ll loosen you up

make sure to steal a couple of breaths

might exchange saliva; take your gum

rough up your hair

make you all hot and bothered

and then leave

just like that

he’ll leave

San would just be staring at the both of you with dead eyes

“you’re just gonna leave them like that?”

Wooyoung cocks his eyebrows at San, “you wanna do something about it?”

San rubs his palms as he eyes you, still in your ruffled mess, “I mean-”

Wooyoung would pull San by the collar of his jacket, “yeah no”

Wooyoung takes pleasure in seeing you sulk and be all hot and bothered; not being able to do anything until he comes back

JONGHO

(type: the one-who-doesn’t-know-what-he’s-doing-but..)

...BUT he does it with a little TOO much power

this boy does not know how to control his strength yet

so when he does something, like just a casual makeout

it turns into a tornado of mouth action

seriously

someone needs to tell this boy that too much is just.. too much

it’s probably not a bad thing

however he’ll get wayy into it

gets pretty handsy

grunts here and there

goes back and forth from attacking your throat to printing hickies sporadically under your jaw

like Mingi, no one has ever seen you like this

hell, you’re most likely his first

sooo... when Yeosang walks to inform Jongho about his appointment with some “old friends,” he’s in shock

Jongho almost didn’t hear Yeosang’s little gasp

Jongho shoots himself away from you and starts laughing

trying to distract everyone in the room from what just happened

“it’s not what it looks like-”

“so you’re telling me you weren’t just making out with Y/N?”

“yeah, so you’re telling him that you weren’t just making out with me?”

Jongho would be breaking out in a cold sweat, “wait.. what? of course.. I- I gotta get to that appointment yeah? yeah..”

both you and Yeosang would be shaking your heads as Jongho trips over the coffee table as he tries to exit the room

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ice-cream-nekogirl · 6 years ago

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Dump His Ass (Bakugou Katsuki X Reader)

Summary: You’re used to your boyfriend’s insults but when he crosses the line, you make him pay for it.

I love Stranger Things! XD I have that to thank for this title, seriously that’s the best advice if you have someone a partner, girl or boy, if they disrespect you too much or do something that betrays your trust or anything of the sort, dump their ass. :3

Featuring a Chubby!Reader

So that’ll be fun~. I can relate as a chubby person myself~.

Warning: Angst, swearing, and Stranger Things 3 Spoilers are in here so... read at your own risk...

Featuring: Lord Explosion Murder!!

You were everything, everything that I wanted... We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it... All of the memories so close to me, just fade away... All this time you were pretending, So much for my happy ending.

-My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne

“ARGH…”

You put your hands in your head in frustration, fed up with all the work you had to do since despite the fact that it was summer, you still had work to do before you actually got that blessed summer break. The first thing you wanted to do once that break comes? Watch the new season of Stranger Things!!

It didn’t embarrass you when you said that you were dodging spoilers faster than any attacks you got during sparring matches with your classmates. You were so excited, even though you probably should have focused more on schoolwork and all that, you really just wanted to see the new season to one of your favorite shows.

And who knows? Maybe you can even convince your explosive-happy boyfriend to binge-watch it with you. You believed in miracles after all.

After all, Katsuki Bakugou was dating you; he was actually dating you. Yes, you two have been friends since childhood, along with your sweet dear friend Izuku Midoriya, but you were still hella surprised. Considering that your quirk wasn’t at it’s strongest and then compared to the other girls, you considered yourself rather… not pretty, given your weight, skin and overall appearance.

Bakugou would hold you like you were the most beautiful thing in the world, and was even sometimes gentle with you every time the two of you hugged, but his kisses were a little rough and passionate as he would press you against the wall and caress your thick form and plump curves. Your face flushed every time you remembered how his strong hands felt when he held you close, and touched you in places that only you gave him permission to touch. He made you feel beautiful, and you loved every bit of it because that was enough to make you think that maybe you were beautiful.

No, you weren’t really that proud or that confident, but you liked to think you were enthusiastic enough and quirky, so that made up for it right?

You thought so.

Your friends certainly thought so every time you got excited about things you loved, such as Stranger Things, as you had been for the past couple of days. However, you weren’t so sure your boyfriend was…

He’d been even grouchier than normal, and it was probably because he was so hung-up on his results with training. Bakugou was such a perfectionist that even slight improvement just wasn’t enough for him, and you had tried to reassure him but he just scoffed you off.

“Kick some ass Katsuki! No one trains as hard as you do after all!” You gave him a thumbs-up as soon as he was called to join Izuku, Todoroki and Iida in the endurance training. “You don’t think I know that?!” He exclaimed, irked by your support but not exactly ungrateful. Bakugou was a sucker for praise, and as annoying as you were, he liked how you praised him. But he hated how you weren’t serious at all…

With how distracted you were about that damn show you love so much and the non-stop music you listened to he didn’t see you doing well when it was your turn.

He wasn’t wrong, because even right now you were kind of distracted as you watched him go out with the other guys. It looked like they were trying to see who was the fastest and whose reflexes had improved when obstacles were tossed at them.

You were excited but also awaiting the action for Stranger Things. Were Mike and Eleven still a couple going on strong? Was the Mind Flayer coming back? You didn’t know, but you couldn’t wait to find out as you started humming (F/S), one of your favorite songs.

But you gasped in glee when Bakugou and the others were done, except Bakugou didn’t look too happy. Apparently Izuku and Iida had gotten quicker, Todoroki’s reflexes also got better, and Bakugou’s speed and reflexes also improved, but hearing that his rivals (sans Iida) had gotten better and nearly caught up to him was enough to piss him off.

You clapped your hands though when you saw how angry he looked, but your smiles did nothing to quell the vexation. If anything, it just annoyed him even more, “WHOO-HOO! You. Were. AWESOME!” Even when you punctuated your words, Bakugou didn’t even give you a smirk.

“Tch…” He gave you his typical scoff as he walked past you in a huff, and you were left turning to watch him leave in concern. Honestly, you thought he was way too hard on himself sometimes. He needed to relax, you thought.

Tonight would be perfect, after all he’s seen Stranger Things and Stranger Things 2 with you and he knew the story pretty well despite claiming that it was dumb and unoriginal.

Yes, tonight was going to be great and you were excited, which was actually helping you and your quirk. Since your Aura Creation quirk relied on your emotions for you to generate aura and use it to blast people or construct it into whatever you wanted. For the most part at least, you could blast people with aura just fine, but you had been practicing constructing things with it. So far, all you could make was a ball and wings…

So when it was your turn with Kirishima, Sero and Jirou, you tried to be fast by constructing your (F/C) aura wings and you grinned widely with glee when it worked! It was working! “AHAHAHAHA~!!” You laughed cheerfully as you flew a little bit faster and passed a smiling Kirishima and Sero, even though you were kind of beating them in the speed department…

“AHHHHHHH!”

But then you screamed with widened eyes when a sudden chunk of debris came flying at you and you had to dodge it fast, only to be sent crashing down to the ground, much to the concern of your classmates.

“I’m okay.” Raising your shaking hand, you were able to clumsily stand back up as Kirishima, Sero and Jirou each laughed nervously before you all returned to your tasks. You had no idea that Bakugou bothered to watch, and you had no idea just how infuriated he was seeing your performance…

The wings were a great new skill, but you were such a fucking klutz and everything distracted you just as he thought it would. And when you didn’t even beat freaking Sero in terms of speed or reflexes, he was starting to feel a little embarrassed…

You took nothing seriously, except for all the damn music and TV shows you never EVER shut up about. All the references and dumb jokes you made were so annoying sometimes…

He couldn’t deal with that, not when he had his own training to think of. Fooling around with you and watching fucking Netflix was a huge waste of time and he wasn’t going to beat stupid Deku or IcyHot if he decided to binge-watch nine fucking hours of that damn Stranger Things with you.

Nine Hours. He could do so much in nine hours other than watch a stupid show…

4 HOURS LATER…

Bakugou wasn’t there…

Kirishima had sent you the text that he was training with Bakugou and Sero after class, and admittedly you were kind of bummed that your boyfriend was training AGAIN instead of spending time with you, but you had learned to expect that often.

You guessed you didn’t mind, because you had other friends to binge-watch it with. Hell, you even elaborately set up the 2nd floor with a bunch of snacks and some Christmas lights out of spirit for the show.

“Okay Mina… Denki… are you guys ready for it…?” You asked your two, excitable friends with a faux, serious voice.

“Yes, yes, YES!! I’m SO freaking ready for that Stranger Things love!!” Mina excitedly said as she practically bounced on the couch, sitting besides Kaminari, “It’s been a whole year! Time to see what they’re gonna do this time… now that the Mind Flayer is gone… or is he?” He asked you, kinda winking at you on purpose as you snickered and rolled your eyes. Kaminari obviously knew you were taken, he was just playing with you…

Surprisingly he enjoyed Stranger Things, as he called it a Guilty Pleasure of his because he liked the Sci-Fi stuff, while Mina was a little more unashamed of her fondness for the show, she was one of the BIGGEST Mileven shippers you’ve ever met.

“I doubt it. Shadows never disappear, they are always lingering in the darkness.” Tokoyami was as poetic as ever, even about a TV show that he was unsurprisingly into.

“Well you saw the Mind Flayer in the last episode of the 2nd season… there’s no way it’s gone…” You pointed out with a giggle, “Precisely.” He replied rather seriously, just as intrigued as you were. Tokoyami really enjoyed the 80’s horror that the show provided and the concept of an Upside Down.

“Oui, but where there is darkness, there is light~! As shown in the last two seasons~. I can’t wait to see how they pull through this season.” Aoyama was there to contradict him, and you were pleasantly surprised that he liked the show just as much as you did. He said that it was because he connected with Will, and rather liked the themes of maturity and friendship, something that you could strongly agree on.

“You said it Yuuga-bro! Oh! I’m so excited~!” You smiled wide at the blonde boy, taking a seat on the middle couch with a bar of chocolate in your hand. Not before the last member of your ‘Stranger Things Party’.

An amused chuckle made you smile and turn to face your good friend, “You’re really passionate about this show.” Shinsou was smiling at you, something not many of the others saw aside from his roguish smirks and grins.

“Yeah man! I’ve been hooked since 2016! And I’ve seen the trailers for the past couple of months and I’m just waiting to be gagged~!” You said cheerfully and patted your seat, gesturing for him to sit next to you, which he did comply.

“It’s a good show… I heard that it’s supposed to be seven in a half hours.” He noted to you as your eyes widened and you grinned widely, “Wow… okay that is high-key awesome but… seven in a half hour is almost not long as he nodded in amusement. You liked him, he was kind to you, well, you were kind to him first, but you were happy that he seemed to actually talk to you and was nice to you.

And this was despite the fact that your boyfriend didn’t like him at all, and Shinsou returned the feelings.

“C’mon (Y/N) let’s start it already I wanna see if Mileven is still going strong!!” Mina clasped her hands together, begging you to start as you laughed and smiled, “Okay, okay ya pink dork… I got it…” You said as you pressed play on the first episode to the third season you’ve all been waiting for…

THREE EPISODES LATER…

AMAZING…

You were already three episodes in and you, Shinsou Mina, Kaminari, Tokoyami and Aoyama all looked much too enthralled to even think about stopping the momentum.

“Dude… I’m actually worried about Billy.” You said, unable to believe that you’d feel sympathetic for a more villainous character. “But he’s such a jerk… a typical male alpha dog…” Shinsou had pointed that out for you as you pouted, “I know that Hitoshi but the Mind Flayer is so much worse… he’d better learn a lesson after this. Learn to not be such an asshole...” You expressed your hope for the character’s fate.

“I feel so bad for Will…” Aoyama felt sympathetic for Will though, and everyone could actually agree with them on that. “He was so cute in his costume the poor thing!” Mina agreed with a dramatically sad expression, “I KNOW! The boys aren’t being nice to him…”

“Such is the curse of growing up… adulthood is when the heart begins to wither.” Tokoyami knew the themes well, and he spoke exactly what everyone was thinking as you nodded, flashing him the peace sign with a sad nod.

“Well they DO have girlfriends… I’d be a bit distracted too…” Kaminari spoke in defense for Mike and Lucas though, “That is true Denki, you do have a point there… but I’ve got a boyfriend and I still make time for you guys.” You pointed that out, which did make him smile, “Hmm… you know what? That’s a valid point…” He seemed to get it better now, and hoped the same for himself when he got a girlfriend to also have time for his buddies.

“And we learned an important lesson here after watching Max and El together… if a boyfriend lies to you or mistreats you…” Mina had exchanged smirks with you as you giggled, “DUMP HIS ASS!” The two of you exclaimed in unison, laughing together as the boys just watched you in amusement, “Same for you boys, if your boyfriend, girlfriend or partner mistreats you, dump their ass.” But you made sure to remind the boys as they all nodded with little smiles.

“Okay… next episode~.” You then sang-songed and let the TV play as you pressed ‘yes’ when the TV asked if you were still watching it. However, after about 20 minutes in, a door loudly slammed open and you couldn’t help but grin. You and everyone else knew exactly who that was.

Shinsou rolled his eyes though, and Aoyama looked a little frightened; they were the two of your ‘party’ that weren’t as close to Bakugou, and didn’t really like him that much. Well, Shinsou disliked Bakugou, while Aoyama was more terrified of him, and he kinda squealed and ducked his head when he saw the surly glare from the angry-looking ash-blonde.

You could tell he wasn’t happy, but it didn’t stop you from trying to cheer him up, “Katsuki~!” And you greeted him with a big hug, that he didn’t return and only growled at you when you got so close, “You’re just in time! We’re watching Stranger Things 3~. I mean yeah we’re kinda already three episodes in but we-.” Bakugou quickly cut you off though.

“I don’t want to watch that dumb show… if you’re going to suggest re-watching the other three forget it, it’s just more time to waste.” He lowly grumbled, trying to push you aside so he can just go to his room to go to bed early and wake up even earlier.

“Aww c’mon… this is the first time in a long time that we got a big break! You need to relax a little bit Atomic Blonde.” You said a little bit playfully but Bakugou wasn’t amused in the slightest, “Don’t tell me what to do Shitty Girl!”

“But we got a bunch of snacks and everything! And chocolate! I mean if you don’t want to watch then it’s okay but it’s exciting~. I can always rewatch it with you another time, but I can’t lie a LOT of cool stuff is happening with Eleven and Will and Steve and…”

Your voice was trailing off in his mind as he didn’t even really listen to you. The carefree ignorance in your tone making the rage bubble in him as he trembled and grunted lightly, gritting his teeth when you just kept on smiling with a single care in the world just talking about that fucking show and the fucking snacks…

Why the hell couldn’t you just leave him alone and get that he had a lot more important things to do?

Bakugou couldn’t take it anymore, he was so irritated and annoyed with you and you couldn’t even tell as you just kept going on and on…

“So yeah, if you want we can just see it together again another time. OH I’m so excited though, we’re on the fourth episode and I think we’re gonna see more of Max and-“

“I don’t CARE about Max! Or Eleven! Or Will! Or Steve! Or any of the goddamn demogorgons and the fucking Mind Flayer!”

He finally snapped, well, he’s always snapped but this time he sounded even angrier than normal, which you did notice and your smile slowly fell. “Okay… jeez… don’t have a barn…” You kind of pouted a little bit, crossing your arms. “I was just offering…”

“Yeah, yeah you always offer for me to waste time watching stupid shit.” He replied curtly, his tone sharp and piercing a little hole in your heart like a Needle sword. You weren’t going to just take that.

“Hey… there’s no need to insult the things I like. It’s not stupid!”

“It’s a show with literally just one kid who has superpowers and a bunch of other quirkless losers! It’s a fucking cliché!”

“It’s still a good show! AND you’re forgetting about the interdimensional monsters and evil humans!”

“OH MY GOD WHO GIVES A SHIT?!”

“I DO! IT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS AND YOU’RE PISSING ALL OVER IT!!”

“I’LL PISS ON IT IF I WANT TO!!”

The atmosphere went from fun to extremely tense as Mina watched in concern and wasn’t sure if she should try to break up the fight since you and Bakugou looked really angry. Kaminari on the other hand, was just staring at his feet and trying to block out the loud shouting, glancing every now and then at the others. Tokoyami sighed and closed his eyes, waiting patiently and hoping that the two of you would stop fighting because it was making him a LITTLE uncomfortable.

Aoyama was very scared now, slowly getting up and entrenching himself in a little cushion fort he made on the couch to try and ignore the screaming from you and Bakugou. Shinsou saw this, and he shook his head in frustration as glared at Bakugou in annoyance.

It was kind of his first party ever and Bakugou was ruining it…

“UGH! You work too much Katsuki! I’m fine if you don’t want to watch Stranger Things I mean it’s fine if you don’t like it but you really should relax some more! And I can be with you! Wouldn’t that be fun?” You tried distilling the argument though, especially when you saw that it was making your friends uncomfortable. You could feel their auras and there was fear, discomfort and anger; you didn’t want to feel that anymore, you wanted to make them happy…

“I don’t need you to tell me to fucking relax! What do you even know about fun?! All you ever do for ‘fun’ is sit on your fatass shoving those godawful sweets in your mouth and watching shitty TV you pig!

Your mouth hung open the second he said the real F word, but it wasn’t you who gasped in horror. It was Kaminari, Mina and Aoyama each gasping with their mouths agape. Kaminari looked a mix of shocked (pun intended) and horrified as did Mina, but she was also extremely appalled with her friend, and Aoyama’s eyes went wide and he covered his mouth at such an insult…

Even the more stoic Tokoyami and Shinsou couldn’t hide their shock, although Tokoyami was silent he did cross his arms and give Bakugou a very disappointed look along with Shinsou, who was shaking his head with a tranquil, but furious glower. He knew how self-conscious you were about your figure and weight so, and although he knew that Bakugou was by nature, an asshole, this was pretty low…

You felt like you were going in shock. Just that one single word attacked you, straight into the chest and piercing your heart with a burst of hurt. Bakugou’s called you many things, usually empty insults, but he never commented on your weight (much) and never attacked you about it either.

This time though, you felt very attacked as you slowly closed your mouth into a frown, lowering your head as you averted your eyes from your boyfriend.

Bakugou seemed to notice, and he just registered what he just said to his girlfriend. The things that assholes from school always called you and defended you from, the things he swore that he would never, EVER call you. He knew he fucked up this time as soon as he saw your lip quivering and your (E/C) eyes watering, and he could literally feel the anger radiating from you as your (H/C) started flowing in response with your quirk.

“(Y/N)…”

Before he could say something, you picked up your head to glare right at him, inhaling and exhaling deeply through your nose. Fury and hurt swirled in your eyes that Bakugou could very clearly see and it honestly shocked him.

Were you going to smack him? Or kick him where it hurts?

“I dump your ass!”

You took a hint from Eleven, and right then and there you decided to break it off with your boyfriend, now ex-boyfriend. Whose eyes instantly widened the second he heard that, confusion and shock evident in his features.

No…

“WHAT?!”

He shouted even louder than before, his eyes narrowing in anger again as you turned away, vexed and very upset. “You heard me. I. DUMP. YOUR. ASS!” You enunciated the words slowly and deliberately to annoy him and he was extremely indignant and appalled that you were… seriously breaking up with him?! HIM?!

“You’re dumping me?!”

“What the fuck do you think I said it two fucking times!!” Trembling with vexed distress you didn’t even realize that you were raising your voice and swearing now that your emotions had been triggered and they just came pouring out.

“You’re not seriously breaking up with me over a fucking insult?!” Bakugou’s pride started talking for him though, because he refused to let you bruise his ego by dumping HIM.

“Yes I am Katsuki, and that’s not the only reason... It’s because you’re also selfish and mean! You’re the worst boyfriend ever and I’ve put up with your shit plenty of times but this is just WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! What you said is just too fucking much for me to even put up with, you’ve completely broken me down I feel like shit and I’ve HAD it and I’m dumping your ass!” You were full-on shouting, not letting Bakugou get a single word in as the tears started to stream down your face, and all you could do was try to wipe them away as fast as possible as you held back the cries itching in your throat.

While Bakugou was conflicted, he was extremely pissed off and still horrified that you were breaking up with him and his pride was seriously suffering, but seeing you so upset and knowing that HE caused it was making him feel so guilty on top of all the ire and selfish pride.

“I didn’t even mean it (Y/N)! Don’t be so damn sensitive!”

“I’d like to leave now… you ruined my party and I’d just really, really like to fucking leave now…” You didn’t listen to him, you weren’t going to anymore. Bakugou’s said and done a lot of things, but this was the last straw and there was nothing that could heal the hurt crushing you from the inside out. You thought he loved you, because he never once said anything about your weight. Bakugou held you as if he liked your chubby form, but today just that insult alone opened your eyes to how he must have actually felt about you, and now you felt even uglier than you already felt before.

So you turned away to leave the common room, but Bakugou wasn’t going to let you go without a talk, and he grabbed your hand in an attempt to make you stop, “(Y/N) don’t just fucking leave like that!” You harshly yanked your hand back though with a tearful glare. “Leave me alone Katsuki!” You took off running the second you were freed, crying the whole run to your dorm room and ignoring Bakugou calling out for you as he followed you.

“(Y/N) DAMMIT!!”

You shut your door and locked it the second you got inside, sniffling and starting to sob at the realization that you broke up with your boyfriend, but for good reason. He banged on your door but you weren’t going to let him in at all, and you didn’t even want to see his face. Bakugou was so damn persistent that you quickly figured out that he wouldn’t leave you alone so you had another idea…

“Open this damn door or I’ll break it down myself!”

He didn’t want to admit it, but he felt horrible, and his threats were completely empty because now he just panicking. This couldn’t be over, he wouldn’t let it end like this. But when you weren’t answering or opening the door, he was actually getting pretty concerned, “(Y/N) I’m serious! Open the door!!” He sounded angry, but he was more worried than anything. And when you didn’t answer for another 5 minutes, he reacted fast by using all of his strength and ramming into the door and forced it open.

There you were with your window open, spreading your aura wings that were now radiating with a cloudy shade of red that Bakugou could tell was because of your anger. Your auras changed color depending on your mood, and you were furious, but hurt…

“What are you doing?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!” He screamed, taking the first step to try and grab your hand but you already made the leap, falling downwards fast before your wings took flight and you glided past the windows with tears in your eyes as you took a turn to be out of your ex’s sight.

Bakugou watched you fly away with wide eyes full of disbelief, awe and regret. He didn’t even see his disappointed classmates still there and just watching with unhappy and slightly angry looks as Shinsou turned off the TV. “Party’s cancelled.” He said to the others lowly, but neither of them really complained. The whole thing was ruined…

“Good. We can’t watch the rest without (Y/N).” Tokoyami sighed in agreement as he headed off to his own dorm-room, really hoping that you were okay because he saw how hurt you were and felt so bad for you, “I hope she’s okay…” Aoyama quietly mumbled, for all that he’s seen you, he had never seen you so upset like that.

“She will be…” Kaminari sounded oddly serious, fully aware that you weren’t okay, but had a feeling that you’ll eventually be okay. “I know…” Mina was really sad, but she didn’t follow the guys, she was going to secretly go outside and see if you were still out there so she can comfort you somehow.

When they walked past him, Bakugou didn’t even care because he was still too much in shock over the shambles that was now his relationship with you, but he felt someone’s eyes coldly leering at him.

“You really did it now Bakugou.”

Shinsou knew Bakugou was stronger, but wasn’t exactly afraid of him right now after what he just did to you. “You’ve always been a jerk, but after all the shitty things you’ve done, you finally crossed the line.” His voice was chilly as the ash-blonde’s eyes simmered with such fury that would have terrified anyone, “This is none of your fucking business Eye-Bags!!” He raised one sparkling hand, growling as he prepared to blast this asshole away, but Shinsou paid him no mind and instead just walked ahead of him to go to his new dorm-room.

“Don’t fucking walk away from me! You want to pick a fight with me you brainwashing bastard?! Then fight!” He was itching for a fight, and ready to take out his new hurricane of anger, frustration, denial and guilt that was raging inside on this condescending prick.

“No.” Shinsou replied neutrally and calmly despite his own distilled anger as he left the pissed off blonde alone to have his meltdown by himself.

Bakugou wanted to provoke him, punch him in the face and beat him to a bloody pulp but the regret clutching onto his heart with it’s claws rooted him to the spot as he could only grunt and snarl angrily.

“Dammit! Dammit, Dammit, DAMMIT!!” He screamed as he stormed out of the building in vain to look for you, shouting and calling your name over and over again, “(Y/N)! (Y/N)!! (Y/N)!!”

Part of him knew that he was just kidding himself, because he heard your words clearly and knew that your answer was final, but his fucking pride got in the way and just wouldn’t let him acknowledge that it was over. And that you dumped his ass, because of something he did, and that this time you weren’t going to forgive him. God he really, really hoped you would but he knew that you weren’t going to do that so easily this time.

Grabbing his hair he let out another infuriated scream, unable to believe that he said those things to his own girlfriend. He loved how weird you were, and your figure, why the fuck did he call you fat and a pig? Why...?

He didn’t know why, but he knew one thing that was for sure…

He fucked up. Big time.

PART 2: https://ice-cream-kitsunegirl.tumblr.com/post/186833600249/thank-you-all-might

PART 3: https://ice-cream-kitsunegirl.tumblr.com/post/188898319229/i-needed-to-lose-you-to-love-me-bakugou-katsuki-x

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biluigu · 4 years ago

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BNHA chapter 284!!

HELLA SPOILERS KEEP READING AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

AHHHHHHH the new chapters out, I just read it and can I say, Horikoshi broooooooo.. Im so shook. This is so hard hitting and then you go ahead and add even more questions. I- I dont even know where to start!

One- todoroki’s hair gives me life. It Fluuff. I hope Gran Torino is okay, Shouto don’t worry sweetie.

Loving these shots!! The amount of detail, I- its just beautiful. Really love how expressive Deku is in this panel. Im so riled upppppppp. Go Deku but also go Shiggy, cause well, I love ‘em both.

BRO WHY ARE THEY SO GODDAMN CUTE????? Sero, Tsu, Uraraka, you are my babies. How they’re in such coordination with each other. Asking the quesion split up between this I- I could actually die rn,

close up of Deku hair cause. lmao. More Fluuff.

They’re bothering Bakugou, keep up the good work kids!! They’re not even scared of him at this point and I love it.

Do I need to explain?

Bakugou why so pretttyyyyyy. You fucking bastard give me some pretty you’re hogging it! Plus he literally says he trusts Deku, character development boyssss.

Yo allmight what you hidding. Plus gotta say the emotions are so clearly well drawn, Horikoshi feed us once again.

Deku hair. I’ll never get over it.

I- i don’t have alot to say really, its just so calming to see this side of Bakugou. It really shows hes not just a flat character, he really does have regrets and insecurities. He probably really conflicted on his emotions right now, plus its really nice to see him open up to someone like this. Hes grown so much as a character and its amazing to see.

Such a Hard hitting chapter AHHHH I can’t wait till the next one!!! I have so many emotions :(

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goingtothetardis · 6 years ago

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Through Time and Space: Blink

Rating: All ages Characters: Martha Jones, Tenth Doctor Summary: Set during ‘Blink’ Series: Through Time and Space Tags: Domestics while stuck in 1969 Words: 927 Find it: AO3 • TS Notes: Ahhhhhhh, Blink. It’s not a bad ep, but meh. Whatever. Basically my idea for this episode from the beginning has involved Martha getting pissed that she has to work (again) while stuck in the past (again) to support the Doctor’s arse. And so, despite the opportunity for other ideas developing, that is how I wrote this episode. To be quite honest, I’m very anxious to finish season 3 of this project. I’m taking a bit of a break right now while I’m reading the All Souls Trilogy, but I’m hoping to get back to this sooner than later.

Thanks to @countessselena and @hellostarlight20 for the feedback and beta.

Martha stands across the dingy kitchen from the Doctor, arms crossed over her chest. “You want me to get a job?” she asks, voice dripping with annoyance.

“Sure!” the Doctor says, flashing a blinding smile at her before popping a peanut in his mouth. “Maybe in a little shop. I like a little shop.”

“If you like a little shop so much, why don’t you get a job?” Martha glares at the bloody Time Lord who’d only a few months before promised they wouldn’t get stuck in the past again. It’s not that much of a relief that he’s with her this time when he’s not even agreeing to share the load.

The Doctor pauses in his carefree peanut toss and frowns. “I told you, I have to find the parts to make the timey-wimey detector. We won’t ever get out of here if we can’t find Billy. You know that, Martha. You know how this goes.”

“Yeah, yeah. The angels will send Billy to 1969, and we have to be there to find him so he can plant the Easter eggs for Sally Sparrow to find in the future. Without Billy, there’s no getting the TARDIS back.” Martha sighs and slumps into one of the two rickety dining room chairs. “I just don’t understand why we can’t work together while we’re here. Stop acting like you’re in this alone, Doctor. Aren’t two heads better than one?”

The Doctor clenches his jaw. For a brief moment, his eyes flash simultaneously with anger and sadness, and Martha wonders what she’d said to elicit such a reaction. Probably some errant memory that reminds him of Rose. Again.

“Sorry, it’s just…” She trails off, uncertain how to voice her thoughts. After traveling with the Doctor for just short of a year, she’s changed irrevocably for the better. But while traveling in the TARDIS is truly amazing and nothing short of incredible, she’s tired of being… not exactly what the Doctor needs. Or who, rather. He never makes her feel stupid or unwanted, but she’s simply a companion and nothing more. And still, even after all this time, sometimes she wants more than just a platonic and somewhat shallow friendship . For the briefest moment, she wonders how much longer she’ll travel with him. Home isn’t calling her home just yet.

Exhaling slowly, the Doctor closes his eyes, and when he meets her gaze a moment later, all traces of his previous sadness and anger are gone. “Fine.”

Martha blinks. “Sorry?”

“If you don’t want to work in a shop, you don’t have to work in a shop. I wish I didn’t have to ask you to work, especially so soon after…” He frowns and his gaze darkens at what she assumes is a memory of their recent adventure to 1913. “There are plenty of other options.” Pacing the kitchen, the Doctor continues to munch on peanuts while he thinks. “Oh! You like aliens.”

“Yes…?” Martha’s brow furrows as she gazes at him in confusion.

“What about UNIT?”

“UNIT?”

“The Unified Intelligence Task Force. It’s a government organization that works with aliens and helps protect the Earth from alien threats. I’m sure I could get you a job there. I know a guy,” the Doctor explains. “You’ll be a shoe in.”

Martha chews the inside of her cheek and considers the Doctor’s offer. She’s sure UNIT would be the better option, but right now, she doesn’t feel like dealing with the extraterrestrial or paranormal on a daily basis, especially when she’s already out of her own time. Anything more extraterrestrial than she already is, that is. There’s no point in risking more chaos if she doesn’t have to.

“Look, I know you didn’t mean to get us stuck here, and I know it’s all part of some complicated time loop I can’t half understand. I know you have to find the parts to build the machine we need to find Billy, some of which you say don’t exist yet. I’m not angry… Well, I’m a bit angry, especially after getting stuck with your helpless human self for a few months, but I know it’s not your fault.” Martha huffs a short burst of laughter. “It’s always a bit mad with you.”

The Doctor nods and runs a hand through his hair.

“But what I’m trying to say, Doctor, is that I’ll just work in a shop. There’s a help wanted sign at the chemist down the street and it might be useful for my exams. I’d rather stay close to our flat and avoid any extra… complications. Because with you, more aliens always invites more complications. I just want to get the TARDIS back so I know I’ll be able to go back home… if I want.”

Tugging on an ear, the Doctor leans against the counter and frowns, raising an eyebrow at her in apparent disbelief. “If you say so.”

“I have one condition,” she adds.

Nodding his head vigorously, the Doctor pushes off the counter and plops down in the second kitchen chair. “Anything you want.”

Martha smiles. “You’re on cooking duty. I work, you cook. That’s the deal.”

For a moment, it looks like the Doctor wants to protest her demands, but instead, his lips twitch in a ghost of a grin. “That’s fair,” he says. “You’re sure I can’t interest you in UNIT?”

“Doctor,” Martha says with a roll of her eyes. “I’m sure. Build your timey-wimey detector and find Billy. The sooner you do that, the sooner we can leave and no one has to work.”

#tenth doctor #martha jones #dwfic #whofic #through time and space #through time and space: blink #my fic #it's very hard to find the gif i need/want for this episode #if anyone knows what to search to find martha telling billy she had to work in a shop hmu #my brain has very much not been in the doctor/rose headspace lately #life stuff going on plus i'm getting fully invested in the all souls trilogy #and then i intend to watch the show so i hope i can come back lol #but i've had this mostly read for over a week and just wanted to get it posted #now i'm gonna go back to my book #or watch some lucifer #but probably my book because huuunnnnggghghhhhhhhh #thank you for reading

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jin-guang-ow · 6 years ago

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I read someone else's analysis of that scene and I can't find it now but I agree with them so I'm gonna share I guess? tbf about the statues (which were definitely creepy) hc himself acknowledges it was weird and SHOULD freak xl out, BUT because of xl's specific circumstances and experiences it isn't entirely odd that he's touched, especially knowing what happened to him all chapters previous. it's sort of acknowledged that xl's particular broken responds to the solid evidence of devotion.

I’m going to put the rest under a read more but this a v good analysis but has spoilers so read at your own risk friends!!!

Heck Anon, this is a v good analysis thank you for sharing! I really do understand both sides of this.

I also think it’s just kind of important because it’s an acknowledgement that Hua Cheng has already seen Xie Lian at all of his worsts??? If I remember correctly Xie Lian really mulls over this and is really dreading have to tell these things to Hua Cheng! That probably also plays a part in why he’s not very shocked/freaked out and perhaps more relieved/happy???

AAahhhh idk because sometimes I really did think Hua Cheng is a little… much, but also it’s v cute???

BUT ALSO LIKE A SERIAL KILLER SO???

I do remember that he has some feelings like it’s wrong and he regrets it, which is good, I appreciate that.

In general, though, everyone should run away if confronted with this!! But for Xie Lian it IS very powerful and meaningful and I think that does count for something? And good friends FX and MQ trying to protect him is also v good (and they were totally ready to fight him I was like DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!)

I really did like the part where XL is like please make a HC for every XL??? I died. It’s too cute ahhhhhhh! (the ending is also too funny)

#tgcf spoilers #asks #a really good analysis ahhhh I don't do it justice #thank you for sharing anon I really appreciate it???

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lady-divine-writes · 7 years ago

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Kurtbastian one-shot “Spun” (Rated PG13)

Sebastian built a motorized spinner that he's dying for his boyfriend to try.

After watching Sebastian nearly launch Blaine into orbit, Kurt would rather head for the hills. (1721 words)

Read on AO3.

Part 39 of Outside Edge

“You ready, Anderson?”

“Yup.” Blaine gives the harness fastened around his chest a final test tug. When he’s satisfied it won’t bust open, he gives Sebastian the thumbs up. “All set.”

“Okay. On the count of three. One … two … three!”

Kurt holds his breath, debating between closing his eyes for the duration of this ordeal or not. He chooses not. If his best friend is willingly going to take his life into his own hands, someone should witness him.

Well, someone who won’t enjoy it as much as Sebastian.

Sebastian flips a switch. A low hum fills the Ice Cave (the tacky name Sebastian gave to the off-ice fitness room in his rink). Blaine starts to spin, slowly at first, but with the turn of a dial, he begins to twirl at a phenomenal rate. Kurt’s eyes go wide as Sebastian pulls the tether end of the leash that hoists their friend into the air. The second Blaine is airborne, he begins to scream.

“Ahhhhhhh!”

“Woo-hoo!” Sebastian hollers, beaming at his own success. “Look at him go!”

“Is he … is he okay?” Kurt asks, hiding behind his boyfriend as Blaine spins in the air at roughly the speed of sound. If not for Blaine’s impeccable form and incredible core strength, his arms and legs would flail wildly, putting Kurt and Sebastian at risk for a concussion. As it is, Kurt prays Blaine doesn’t end up with whiplash. “Is he supposed to do that?”

“Yeah, sure,” Sebastian replies, mental fingers crossed. Sebastian did test this out himself, but only at the lower levels. Technically, Blaine is acting as Sebastian’s guinea pig. Watching Blaine twirl like a top, his face and features a blur, Sebastian toys with the idea of cranking it up to maximum, just to see what would happen. But he decides against it. He’s not too sure that his parents’ insurance would cover injuries sustained from launching a human being into orbit.

Besides, if Blaine gets hurt because he agreed to be Sebastian’s test dummy, Kurt would never make-out with him again.

Sebastian peeks over his shoulder at his worried boyfriend when Kurt’s hand creeps onto his shoulder and squeezes hard. Sebastian rolls his eyes. Blaine’s a tough kid. Even if the harness comes loose and Blaine plummets to the floor, he’s unlikely to break anything important.

“If you’re so worried, why don’t we ask him?” Sebastian suggests, lowering Blaine as he loses momentum. “Blaine? Buddy? How you holding up?”

Blaine’s answer comes as a sustained, drunken giggle – the highly contagious kind. But Kurt doesn’t catch it.

“Holy crap!” Blaine snorts when his feet hit the spinner board again. He teeters left and right, his fingers fumbling to undo the buckle secured around his chest. Kurt doesn’t think undoing it yet is wise seeing as the harness and tether seem to be the only things keeping him from falling on his face. “What a rush!”

“See?” Sebastian turns to his boyfriend, who’s steadily backing away. “Blaine likes it. And you trust Blaine, don’t you?”

“Uh …” Kurt looks from Blaine’s flushed face, shifting eyes, and incessant stumbling, to his boyfriend’s smug grin. He struggles to come up with an answer that won’t dent Sebastian’s ego too badly. But when he can’t, he settles on, “nope. Nope, nope, nope! I’m not gonna do it! You can’t make me!”

Sebastian frowns. He thought he had the perfect plan, that Kurt would trust Blaine’s opinion implicitly.

Apparently not.

“Why not?”

“Because I just watched you almost spin Blaine into another dimension, Sebastian! That thing terrifies me! There’s no reason any human being needs to spin that fast unless they’re going into space!”

“Come on, Kurt!” Sebastian pleads. He’d never push Kurt to do anything he’s not comfortable with, but Sebastian made that spinner. Designed it and everything. He’s super proud of it. And he proved that it worked. When he’d finished it, he’d hoped that Kurt would take it for a test drive. Then he would see that there was something else Sebastian was good at beside figure skating and hockey. And maybe that would turn him on. “Please? Give it a go? It’s completely safe.”

Sure, Sebastian wasn’t sure how safe until a few seconds ago, but everything turned out okay … even if Blaine’s hair is hanging a little straighter than usual.

“Didn’t you put a lawnmower engine in that thing!?”

“Yup. It needed a little oomph!”

“And it’s definitely got that!” Blaine agrees. He goes in eagerly when Sebastian offers him a high five … and misses by a mile.

“Look,” Kurt says, watching Blaine fly forward into a bench, “I may be a figure skater, and I may do spins, but I don’t particularly enjoy spinning.”

“This might help you with that,” Sebastian says, grasping at straws because Kurt’s spins are stellar. How he expects his spinner to help Kurt, he doesn’t really know.

But it couldn’t hurt.

Skaters in general can always use more speed and control.

“Please?” Sebastian begs, contemplating getting on his knees to make it more effective. “Blaine and I will be here to help you out the entire time. There’s an emergency kill switch on the spinner, and I’ll have control of the harness. I swear, nothing bad is going to happen to you.”

“Yeah,” Blaine chimes in, holding his head between his hands to keep the world from spiraling away, “the whole time.”

Kurt glares at Blaine, then at Sebastian, and shakes his head, his young life flashing before his eyes. The things he does for the boy he loves …

“Fine,” Kurt groans, making his way to Sebastian’s spinner box, refusing to meet his boyfriend’s smiling face. He climbs up, taking the single step like a doomed prisoner escorting themselves to the gallows. “But just so you know,” he says as he slips his arms into the harness and buckles it tight around his chest, “if you let go, I’ll take my newly sharpened skates and slice you to pieces so small, even science won’t be able to wangle-dangle you back together.”

“Fair enough,” Sebastian agrees, though he can’t say he heard Kurt correctly in his haste to get him harnessed. He tries to check Kurt’s handiwork, but Kurt slaps his hands away.

“Let’s just … get this over with,” Kurt mumbles, crossing his arms over his chest.

“Alrighty then!” Sebastian races to grab the tether, too excited to be upset over Kurt’s rejection. “Are you ready?”

“No.” Kurt takes a deep breath. “Just start the damn thing.”

“On the count of three …”

“Three!” Kurt snaps.

“Alright, alright. Jeesh.” Sebastian flips the switch, put off at being denied the build-up this moment deserves.

The room goes quiet.

Then, the humming begins.

The second the board beneath his feet begins to move, Kurt regrets this decision. He looks straight ahead, trying to focus on one thing in front of him for his eyes to return to after each full rotation in an attempt to stave off dizziness, but it doesn’t work. The faster the board spins, the more indistinguishable individual items in the room become until everything blends to form one singular wash, like the stroke of a broad brush. The world turns grey before his eyes and suddenly zoom! He’s off his feet and in the air.

It doesn’t feel like jumping, or flying, per se. He’s levitating, the world pressing in on him as he hovers in the air, keeping his arms plastered to his chest and his knees locked. He thought he’d start screaming the way Blaine had, but the breath in his body gets knocked back into his lungs, and there it stays. He hears voices around him asking him how he’s doing, but his ability to answer has been temporarily disabled, as has his impulse to breathe. He doesn’t feel sick yet, but he does feel like he’s been spinning for half-an-hour, though he knows it’s probably only been a few seconds. He feels himself slow down, then lower, but when his feet touch down on the spinner board, he’s surprised to find he’s not in the air anymore.

He was just beginning to get used to it.

He may have even started to enjoy it.

“How was that?” Sebastian asks, the question laced with worry as he grabs Kurt’s arms and holds him steady.

Kurt pants before he answers, trying to catch his breath with his lungs expanding again and allowing air to pass through. “That … was … incredible!” he manages. He reaches for the buckle to the harness, but Sebastian’s hands are already there, hurrying to get it undone.

“Really?” Sebastian asks, getting Kurt unhooked and helping him down. “Because we were getting a bit nervous. It didn’t look like you were breathing.”

“I wasn’t,” Kurt admits. “It was like …” Kurt bites his lower lip and looks up at his boyfriend with shy, blurry, eyes “… it’s like kissing you. It sweeps you up and lifts you away before you have a chance to change your mind. Everything happens so fast, you can’t breathe.”

“Yeah?” A blushing, preening Sebastian moves towards his boyfriend’s lips, capturing them briefly with Kurt’s words still buzzing between them.

“Yeah,” Kurt whispers, kissing Sebastian back, forgetting for a moment that Blaine is standing in the same room, not five feet away. “It’s exactly like kissing you.”

“So … you’d do it again?”

“I’d …” Kurt’s eyes dart to the right and the world tilts left. The stress of the past few minutes finally hits Kurt full force in the stomach, surging up his throat like a tidal wave of sick. “Hell no!” he hiccups, throwing a hand over his quivering lips. “Get out of my way! I need to vomit!” Kurt shoves his boyfriend aside, winding past Blaine and running for the exit. He barely makes it to the door before he’s emptying his stomach around the edge of the jamb and into an obliging bush. Blaine and Sebastian stand in silence, wincing at the sound of Kurt puking his guts out.

“So …” Blaine’s shoulders tighten with Kurt’s next hurl “… does that usually happen after you guys kiss?”

“Shut it, Anderson!” Sebastian says, leaving Blaine so he can see how his boyfriend is doing. “Or next time, I’m sending you to the moon!”

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