#ahhhhhhh my husband!

[juicy-juiceboxes]

;giggles crazedly while going feral;

[allthe-starss]

crying over this! i hope court knows how much we love her

[joshduhamels]

JOSH DUHAMEL. by David Higgs | Gatlan Men's Health (2024)

[pacific-watercress]

i come from very humble beginnings by drawing my lovely lovely manwhore

[almond-tofuuu]

Sir, you have no right to be this damn adorable!

Mall date?! And matching outfits?!

This man is husband material!

My heart cannot take this-

[jwera]

Need something??

[allnerdythings]

So long my luckless Romance my back is turned on you I Should have known you bring me heartache.

Almost lovers always do

[cottagewhores]

[strawberrisoulmate]

in two days, i'll be married to the love of my life!!!

TWO DAYS!!!!

[maddymoreau]

Garten of Banban 7 - Official Teaser Trailer 2!

[mudanonaito]

url change

yooasobi -----> mudanonaito

[like-wuatafauq]

I wanna get to know a girl so we can be friends and then lovers and then when I get her pregnant she can trust I wouldn't leave her or stop treating her like a human just cuz she be a mom. And then I wanna kiss her belly and give her massages and make her feel loved all the time and bring her flowers and make her food and take her shopping and call her beautiful and---

[trashcanfills]

I MANAGED TO GET A KAEYA CONSTELLATION FROM PULLING ON STANDARD BANNER AND OF COURSE THIS HAD TO HAPPEN AFTER I BOUGHT HIS CONSTELLATION FROM THE DARN SHOP.

So anyways I have a C2 Kaeya

[adageyer]

Devistated at the 3rd seson being reduced to a movie, BUT LOOK AT THIS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[obsesssedblerd]

“Wahhh!” 

“Nooooo!” 

“Bwahhhhhh!” 

“I don’t care, she was mine first!!!” 

“WAHHH!” 

“AHHHHHHH-” 

“Satoru Gojo,” you snap and glare at your husband, who’s burying his face in the pillow to muffle his laughter. Your seven month-old son also begins laughing. It’s so cute that you almost forget that the two were screaming at each other just seconds ago. 

Satoru lifts his head up to grin handsomely at you, feigning innocence. “Yes, wifey?” 

“Why on earth are you screaming with your son at eight o’clock in the morning?” You ask. 

“Because,” he whines, pointing an accusing finger at your baby boy, who had begun cooing adorably for your attention. “He won’t let me kiss you! Watch what happens.” To demonstrate, Satoru gently leans in, only to be stopped when the baby uses his tiny hands to push against his face with a loud whine. You stifle a laugh when he pouts, squinting his eyes at your son. “Listen, just because you’re laying here, doesn’t mean that you can just keep me from giving my wife a little smooch.” 

Your son doesn’t budge. “Bwah!” 

“Okay, and?!” Satoru exclaims with a tilt of his head.

You roll your eyes. “I cannot believe you’re actually arguing with him.” 

“Kid’s got a mouth on him.” 

“How do you even know what he said– You know what? Don’t answer that. Anyway, he’s your kid. I’d be surprised if he wasn’t sassy.” 

Satoru gasps dramatically. “I am not sassy.” Next to him, your son matches his pout with a hmph, and since he was born with Satoru’s hair and eye color, he basically looked like a tiny version of him. “See?” He asks, gesturing to his mini. “Even he agrees with me!” 

“Sure he does,” you say, then turn your attention back to your phone, scrolling through a grocery delivery app so you can start ordering things for the week 

“And back to you,” you hear Satoru continue with your son, “I just want to kiss her cheek, and you’re just– hey, no sticking out your tongue at me.” The baby babbles, and Satoru scoffs. “No, I’m not cryin’. What’re you talking about?” 

You laugh quietly. If this was how it was now, you couldn’t wait to see what it’s going to be like in the future.

[peaceinsilence]

tell me how a 10-15 minute pop in at my besties work TURNED into me loitering and hanging with her and co-workers for an HOUR+. 😅