#ahh. gender's messy.

[oh-hush-its-perfect]

So I use a microlabel of my own invention to describe my gender experience: "gender ambivalent." Though this technically falls under the genderqueer and genderfluid umbrellas, I don't have strong connections to either of those terms. Gender ambivalence, to me, describes a strong association to gendered activities, clothes, etc. but not to gender identity. I don't feel any particular way about my gender, and I don't care how others perceive me. I am very femme-presenting and AFAB, but I feel as weakly about my connection to femininity as I do to masculinity OR to any other gender experiences. There might already be a label for this; maybe some people would call it graygender. But I prefer the label I came up with because it's simple and self-explanatory. My question is simple: do other people identify with this experience and label? Would others want to use it? And, if so,

[bunni-v1]

OMGG you wrote the first years finding out reader was a girl so well! i love it :D could i maybe request the same thing but for thirds years? thank you so much and have a good day :)

Third Years Find out You’re a Girl?!?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT) 

TW: Rook and Lilia are creepy

Info: Trey, Cater, Rook, Lilia x Reader (platonic)

Tags: @kierancaz @danchann33 @arashrita

🍓Ahh, the third years… How I do love them. Please ignore my blatant favoritism in Rook… I just… I really <3 him. Truly, the third years are my absolute weakest character, but I hope I did them well. Remember, dorm leaders are on a separate post. Love you all, and enjoy <3

First Years

Ortho & Sebek

Second Years

Dorm Leaders

-Okay so, I know we’re all wondering, how the hell do you get away with hiding your gender for so damn long?

-Firstly, those ceremonial robes do great at hiding the figure. The only tell would maybe be your hair, but feminine men aren’t unwelcome at Nightraven College, so you mostly get a few questioning stares and that’s it.

-Secondly, Crowley wants to save his own fucking ass. He already has to hide from the press that he has a MAGICLESS student from ANOTHER DIMENSION here, he doesn’t need the fact that you are a woman ALSO on his plate. So, obviously, he helps you hide your gender from others.

-Grim knows, of course, and he keeps his mouth shut for a few yummy cans of tuna (and threats of being expelled from Crowley <3)

-Even when you were just a janitor, he couldn’t have the rumor that he put a “helpless” young woman to work. (Like it wouldn’t be expected.)

-So how do you two do it?

-Baggy ass uniform. Crowley gave you at least three sizes too big.

-Your figure is completely hidden. Sure, you look completely homeless, but at least you’re hidden.

-For your voice, you simply deepen it. After some point, you blackmail Crowley into giving you a potion to help with it, since it's so taxing on your voice. (Or maybe your voice is naturally deep!)

-Sam provides you (for an unfairly pretty penny (not too different from your original world…)) any feminine hygiene products you might need.

-Honestly, you’re set for being cared for, but it’s the adjustment period that’s the hardest part. 

-Truly, it’s very jarring to suddenly be thrown into both a magical world and be isolated in a man's world with nowhere to hide.

-At least in your world you had other women who could understand your struggles. Here though? You’re completely alone.

-You notice how… messy some of these guys could be. How some of them smell… really rancid. -How rough they were with you and each other.

-Honestly, it’s kinda eye-opening. The way men show affection to each other is oddly refreshing to watch and experience!

-Ace and Deuce specifically are a good… trial run.

-That’s not what we’re here to talk about though…

-For the most part, it's incredibly easy to hide yourself for the first while on campus. Everyone on campus is so self-absorbed that they don’t bother questioning you.

-Your only real risk factor is Savannaclaw, but it's easy to avoid those guys (minus Jack, of course).

-However, you can only hide your gender for so long… It’s mentally draining to keep up this facade all the time around people you care about.

-So… how do they find out?

Trey

-Trey is a very good middle ground compared to everyone else in NRC.

-He doesn’t find out immediately like some people, but he finds out pretty soon into knowing you.

-Trey has siblings. Specifically, he has younger sisters he helped raise alongside his mother and father.

-He’s good at reading women thanks to his sisters. He knows many tells of discomfort, displeasure, dislike, etc.. 

-It’s different from how his brothers would show it, how others at NRC show it. 

-He can’t even explain it, he just knows the differences and it makes sense to him.

-With you, he notices the tells. Notices that you deepen your voice and you shy away from the more… intimidating and touchy guys on campus.

-He’s not one to assume, though!

-He’s attended three years at NRC in the same class as Vil.

-He understands that gender expression presents itself in tons of different ways. 

-You clearly prefer using he/him pronouns, Ace and Deuce use strictly male pronouns, so it’s not his place to say anything.

-Still… the way your eyes glitter when he praises you for doing well on your tarts reminds him a whole lot of his little sisters.

-It’s not till a bit later, shortly before Riddle explodes when he asks Cater that his suspicions are concerned.

-“Cater, don’t you think the new guy in ramshackle is a little…”

“Girl? Yeah, it’s kinda obvs.”

“Is it now…?”

-Cater pretty much lays out everything he noticed about you, and it matches up pretty well with what Trey was thinking.

-Still! Trey doesn’t want to force the idea that you’re a woman on you! 

-What if you are trans, non-binary, or anything else? To assume something like that is completely awful, and he’s better than that. 

-He’s not a troublemaker after all.

-So, during one of Heartslabyul’s tea parties, (much like many others at NRC), he pulls you aside just to get confirmation.

-“So, this might seem a little rude, but I want to make sure I’m respecting you.”

“…kay…”

“Are you a woman?”

“Didn’t Cater tell you already?”

-Oh. Okay. Cater was right. He shouldn’t have doubted him. Noted.

-You make him swear up and down that he won’t tell Ace or Deuce, and you move on from it like it's nothing. (You’re not sure you can trust Ace and Deuce to keep their mouths shut at this point).

-And, really, it should be nothing. Trey should just be able to move on and relax… but his brotherly instincts sort of act up around you.

-He’s not overbearing in any way, it isn’t a creepy thing that suffocates you… it’s just a notable increase in intake of Trey in your life.

-He invites you over to “try this new recipe he made” (an excuse to ensure you’re eating, because he’s confident Crowley isn’t providing you nearly enough nourishment).

-Sometimes he shows up at Ramshackle to pick up Ace and Deuce and ends up staying and helping you clean up after the disaster freshmen.

-Most importantly, he checks in on you and your well-being considerably more than he does anyone else.

-He has, in fact, called you little sis before as well. He was incredibly embarrassed by it and refused to acknowledge it happened.

-Cater does not let him forget that it happens, calling you “Trey’s honorary sister” every chance he gets.

-It’s not so bad though. Especially at the start, you really needed someone reliable like Trey to lean on when you needed help since Crowley would only do the bare minimum.

Cater

-Cater finds out pretty damn quick after meeting you.

-It's not the exact second he sees you, but very shortly after your first interactions… he gets it.

-As we know, Cater was sort of forced into being feminine and girly by his sisters — something he was completely uncomfortable with, but later forced himself to embrace.

-When he looks at you… how big your clothes are, how you artificially deepen your voice, how you’re clearly uncomfortable with both of those things… he sees a younger version of himself.

-Still… it's super not his place to bother you about something like that. 

-He hardly knows you, and as your upperclassman, he should be a role model and not worry about superficial stuff.

-M’kay! It is no big deal for Cay Cay, he can leave it all behind him with no issue! Totally doesn’t bother him at all!

-…He’s a big fat liar.

-It’s not his fault okay! He just… can’t get that look of discomfort out of his mind. 

-You looked so miserable :( You looked like how he used to look :(

-So, Cater, far more impulsive and honest than good old Trey, straight up asks you. (Privately, of course, he’s not a monster.)

-“Heyyyy, so, weird question… are you a girl? It’s totally cool if you’re not, I’m just curious.”

“…How did you know…”

-It kinda freaks you out a lot. You thought you were hiding it so well.

-Cater, sweetie that he is, assures you that he’s different from others. 

-He’s got special circumstances that allowed him to notice what was going on.

-Promises he won’t open his mouth…

-He tells Trey less than a week later.

-It’s not his fault! He was on your trail already, he was gonna figure out one way or another!

-Other than the Trey debacle, he’s really good at NOT gossiping about it, believe it or not.

-He’s your reliable senpai after all :D

-He is your first official ally!

-Completely supportive of what you’re trying to do here, and is more than willing to be a safe space when you just need to… be a woman sometimes.

-You spend a lot of time with him after he finds out.

-His dorm is always open for you, even if Riddle hates it, m’kay! You can always come to your old pal Cater for help.

-He really helps you on selling the whole “I’m a man” act. 

-He shows you easier ways to hide your chest so you don’t always have to swim in your clothes and helps you keep your hair styled in a way that either hides it or makes you look more masculine.

-He’s like the best big brother figure to have, honestly, and he remains one of your dearest friends through your whole stay at NRC.

-He’s someone to vent to, someone who gets what you’re going through just a little, and someone who’s really there for you all the time.

-Also very protective of your secret. 

-The only reason Ace and Deuce don’t know for so long is because Cater is working overtime to keep them off your trail.

-He tells you all about his escapades and keeping them in the dark too, he’s so proud of himself. (Please praise him, he needs it).

-Seriously though, he’s such a sweetheart and he’s always there for you if you need him.

Rook

-Ah beloved lover of beauty Rook!

-He is quite the oddball, isn’t he? Always off in his own world spewing flowery nonsense all in “the pursuit of beauty” as he calls it.

-Most people on campus just call him a freak and move on from it. 

-You’ve heard about him, of course. The stalker-hunter from Pomefiore makes the beastmen on campus tremble in fear (or annoyance, in Leona's case).

-You knew he existed, but seeing him was never really common. In fact… seeing anyone from Pomefiore was rare.

-You guessed such an elitist dorm probably wouldn’t want to mingle with someone like you.

-In Rook’s case, however, you couldn’t be more wrong.

-He was quite interested in you from the very second you’d interrupted the whole opening ceremony.

-You were… striking in his eyes. Not quite as beautiful as Vil, of course, but very eye-catching.

-While Vil insists you are a pest not worth Rook’s attention, he disagrees.

-Truly, he’s fascinated by you and your story.

-You from another world, who goes out of his way to hide such natural beauty with baggy clothes and messy hair… Ah! How his heart pounds in excitement, he must know more!

-So he does the only thing he knows how to…

-He goes on the hunt. For what? He’s not sure yet, but his hunches are rarely wrong.

-He follows you to classes, watches you get yourself into trouble and out of it, stalks you through the windows of ramshackle, and laments about his findings to (a very unimpressed) Vil.

-You can feel his piercing gaze on your back, but you never see him. It’s chilling honestly.

-It’s not until he decides to follow you to Sam’s later at night that he figures it out.

-You had purchased a large box of feminine supplies…

-He had gotten you, little trickster :)

-Now, since he had gotten his solution, he laid back on the whole… creeping on you in your dorm thing.

-He is a hunter, not a pervert.

-Leading up to the VDC, when you’ve decided to try out officially, you suddenly see a lot more of this mysteriously creepy Rook character.

-And, honestly, he was really nice! 

-Sure he said a lot of needlessly long and poetic sentences, but at the end of the day, he would always wave at you in the hallways or offer to help you learn the dance for auditions.

-This was all a ruse to be able to get closer to you and uncover your inner beauty.

-HE convinced Vil it was a good idea for you to be manager, and HE was the one who offered to ensure you “didn’t cause any trouble.”

-And Rook, good as he is at hiding secrets, pretty much lets you know that he knows. Constantly you find him… flirting? Complementing? You… saying how badly he would like to see you cleaned up and in more fitting clothes.

-Nothing he’s doing is romantic… you think… he’s just very clearly interested in you.

-So, of course, you have to ask him.

“Did you… figure out I’m a woman.”

“Perhaps…”

“You’re… not going to tell anyone, right?”

“Little trickster, I am the master of secrets.”

-Honestly? It’s not so bad having him and the others in Pomefiore know. 

-You really get to be yourself with Vil and Rook, so it's nice! Besides, you haven’t been prettied up in a really long time. You kinda missed it.

Lilia

-Ah, Lilia… beloved elderly man.

-He won’t lie and say that he isn’t incredibly curious about you too. Who wouldn’t be?

-A human from another reality with no magic, no concept of where they are, and no idea how to get you back.

-Very curious indeed.

-However, he has no reason to get himself involved in your business.

-You are a confident young lad, and clearly strong and capable. 

-In the few interactions he did have with you, you clearly had your head on your shoulders and well-founded confidence in your own abilities.

-The only thing truly odd about you was… your face.

-He isn’t one to talk, he’s thousands of years old and he’s got quite (unnaturally) large eyes and soft skin.

-You, however, aren’t fae. You aren’t anything more than a human.

-Excuse his close-mindedness for just a moment, but if he wasn’t mistaken you look quite… feminine.

-Small(er) stature, baggy clothes, clearly discomforted by “manly” activities that your friends drag you into.

-It wasn’t his place to question, of course. He understands that gender isn’t easy to define, and his thoughts are only ideas from his past creeping up on him.

-Still… it raises some questions in his mind.

-He knows where his responsibilities lay, so he brushes his thoughts under the rug and moves on from the thought.

-That is… until he notices Malleus’… interest in you.

-The prince’s visits to ramshackle only seemed to increase after you arrived.

-As Malleus’ caretaker (and out of morbid curiosity), he must investigate you further.

-That's how you start… seeing a lot of Lilia. Like, too much Lilia. How in the world is he always there, it’s creeping you out.

-He’ll talk to you, sometimes, but most of the time you can feel his beady little red eyes watching you.

-You don’t know what you did to him, but it’s really starting to freak you out.

-You’ve seen his fangs, does he want you for a blood bag or something.

-You, being strong as you are, decide to just confront him one day in the library.

-“Okay, what’s your problem. You went from acting like I don’t exist to constantly staring at me like I’m your next meal.”

“Please forgive me, that wasn’t my intention. I’m simply… curious about you, and I didn’t want to scare you off by approaching.”

“I don’t think your solution to that problem was any less scary.”

-You give him the benefit of the doubt, and you realize this guy talks like your grandpa or something. He’s so old, it’s almost funny.

-You decide to start spending some more time with him, and you realize he’s really fun to be around.

-Despite his seemingly old soul, he’s rebellious and feisty, and he has an endless treasure trove of stories to tell you.

-He becomes a comforting force in your life, so much so you begin to confide in him your stresses and worries.

-Inevitably, you end up telling him how hard it is to hide being a woman. How only so many people know, and how exhausting it is to pretend to be something you’re not.

-“Does Malleus know?”

“Malleus…?”

“The man you meet in front of your dorm at night.”

“Oh! Do you mean Hornton? No, I don’t know if he’s good at keeping secrets or not.”

“He is not.”

-Lilia is more than willing to be a force in your life that keeps you happy and healthy. 

-He is more providing and giving than Crowley is, constantly giving you little gifts and ensuring you have enough money to keep taking care of yourself.

-You insist that he doesn’t need to do any of that, but his fatherly instincts tell him otherwise.

[minminbunny]

Eldritch AU - Tentacle Monster! Han Jisung/Gender Neutral! Reader

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You lay on your tummy, watching the latest show, "Tentacles don't look that perfect," you grumbled, staring at the media. You sighed, rolling on your back, "Oh the dream to be pounded by an eldritch monster," you said, feeling yourself get riled up. You gulped, scrolling through your phone for material, "Hot but questionable," you muttered, clicking the sounding tag. You pulled up your shirt, biting the hem between your teeth. Your hands trailed down your chest, "Mhm," you moaned, tugging your puffy nipples. You pressed your thighs together, aching for any type of friction.

NFSW BELOW CUT

You exhaled a shaky breath and kicked off your shorts, "Shit, I didn't put down a towel," you grumbled, seeing the messy slick between your fingers. You traced your hole, "Fuck," you whimpered, pumping a finger in and out of your needy hole. You moaned, stretching your hole apart just to reach those sensitive bundle of nerves, "Can't reach," you whined, pressing till your knuckles were envolped but you still couldn't graze it. "I should've bought a damn dildo," you sulked, feeling utterly unsatisfied when a pair of shadow tendril spread your legs apart, "What the fuck!" you exclaimed, trying to kick them of but they trail further up your legs.

You gulped, "Do I actually want to be a monsterfucker?" you questioned when you heard an audible chuckle. "Funny little thing aren't you?" it asked, teasing your tight hole. You whined when a tendril eased itself into your hot ribbed hole. The monster smirked, "Looking for a name to moan? Just call me Jisung," he said, thrusting at a languid pace. You arched your back, "What are you?" you mewled, clenching around the tendril. Jisung hummed, "I have many names. Many you don't need to know. Just tell me, are you feeling good? I don't like depending on your bodily contractions. Say with your own words," he said, enlarging the tendril buried within your hole.

You groaned, exhaling deeply, "Like it. I really do. Please ruin me? Please make me only crave you?" you pleaded, rocking your hips back. Jisung chuckled, easing another tendril into your gaping hole, "Let me hear you scream," he smirked, thrusting at a merciless pace. You cried out, body trembling from the inhuman pace, "Hah, ah, ahh!" you wailed, clawing the sheets as you thrashed. Jisung held you down and thrust his tentacles harder, "That's it little one, I can feel up your little tummy," he chuckled, latching around your sensitive bundle of nerves. You squeaked, sobbing out, "Fuck, hah, ah," you whimpered. Jisung hummed, "Was that an orgasm? Could you cum harder?" he asked, knowing fully well you can't answer.

You babbled, broken sobs spilling past your lips. Jisung cooed, noticing the glimpse of your phone, "Sounding hm? We can try," he said, his voice echoing within your ears. Jisung slithered a thin tendril, the tip grazing the opening of your urethra. You choked up, "Gently," you said, barely coherent. Jisung nodded, "Of course," he said, easing the tendril into the tiny slit. You screamed, mind melting from the pressure building in your lower hand. Your head felt heavy and cloudy. Jisung thrust within slowly and carefully, "All plugged up," he chuckled, feeling the tip of his tendril touch the inside of your bladder. You could barely lift your limbs, pleasure holding you down. Jisung cooed, "So pliant. Sleep now, little doll. When you wake up, I'll make sure you're satisfied," he whispered, coaxing you deeper and deeper into the familiar mind fog.

[lexithwrites]

we need more (nsfw?) prongsfoot

yes thank you ive been hoping someone brings up prongsfoot okay:

i feel like their relationship will almost always start as them experimenting for the first time at like 15/16 with the same gender, james is curious and sirius is curious and they trust each other so why not? then they just,,,cant stop kissing? like effie knocks on the door telling them dinner is ready and thats what breaks them apart and its something they dont talk about for a few years, then they're roommates in uni and they're going to parties and meeting people and sirius is a bit more sure of his sexuality, he's always been super confident, whilst james sticks with girls as he's a bit shyer around guys (plus he has a crush on sirius and only wants to kiss sirius) and then at one point they do seven minutes in heaven and they're in a closet together and sirius is like its just a game jamie no harm in a kiss and once again, they're making out, but this time they're more experianced and know what they like so james is having his neck kissed, sirius is having his hair tugged, and then they're interrupted and its just frustration at that point. i feel like they have an awkward night where they're both home and in their beds and just thinking about the other one and the super romantic thing happens where they both get up to knock on the others door and meet in the hallway and its just KISS. they 100% have sex, idk how far they go but its the most intimate theyve felt with anyone and its intense.

nsfw warning for this part:

they try and discuss mid make out what they'd prefer to do and since james has never bottomed in his life and sirius has a couple times they decide that way is the easiest, and then sirius is blowing james and hes in pure heaven its because its sirius that its the best because he loves him and also sirius is great at sucking dick, and then james tries to do it and sirius guides him so sweetly but then james gets into it and gags and drools and sirius is like 'oh i can ruin this man' and then sirius is fingering himself for james and turns out he's been doing that frequently so james is lying back on the bed, sirius on top of him, watching him open himself up and just wondering how tf they got here but then sirius is sitting on his cock and he shuts up. sirius is that kinda dick rider that grabs the headboard or someones hands and just goes for it rodeo style, james is moaning so loud too and its turning sirius on even more because wtf he's so vocal this never happens, and james is like steaming up his fucking glasses, then james is flipping them over and fucking into sirius properly and now sirius is the loud one, its just messy and fun and they're laughing but panting and tugging at each other's hair and skin and its HOT and the cum right after the other before james rolls onto his back and they both just lie there sweaty and satisfied and sirius lights up a cigarette and they share it before actually turning over and talking about wtf happened and sirius admits that he's always fancied james and james admits he fancies him too and they're kinda like well,,,maybe this could be a regular thing and then sex turns into dates then sex and then eventually they're just holding hands all the time and calling each other boyfriend AHH I LOVE THEM

[3rachaslut]

Hello there 👋🏼 If you’re not comfortable with this request than you can ignore it.

But how would skz be like with their virgin!partner the first time they get intimate.

Hope you’re taking care of yourself ^_^

hi anon!! i hope you’re taking care of yourself too. this has been sitting in my drafts for a while as i was trying to “perfect” it but the thought of virgin!reader x skz is so beautiful 😭

SKZ X VIRGIN!READER (GENDER NEUTRAL)

MINORS DNI !!

warning: sex obvs but not detailed, mainly just fluff

chan

LOTS of kisses !!

SO much reassurance “are you sure baby? we don’t have to if you’re not ready, i promise”

grabs your face and rubs your cheeks every time you wince when he pushes further in :(

“you’re doing so well darling, i know it hurts. we can stop at anytime if you need to my love”

would whisper praises and strings of compliments down your ear every time he slowly pumps in and out of you omg i’m- :(

would kiss all over your jaw and neck until you get used to his size and start moaning and he would smile so fondly at you enjoying yourself aww

“let’s get you cleaned up darling, i’ll run you a bath stay there”

lee know

would start kissing you so softly on the lips then SLOWLY trail his way down…

ORAL ORAL ORAL OMG he cant get enough and oh god it’s so messy

“if you’re sure baby, just say if you need to stop”

would grab your entire head in his hands and look into your eyes as he gently pushes in :(

“i’m sorry baby, it’ll stop hurting soon i promise. are you okay?”

fast forward and you’re a moaning MESS. would say things like “you’re so tight oh my god. mine. all mine. no one else’s”

“was that okay? i didnt hurt you?” *cuddles to sleep* AHH

changbin

“really?! you’re sure baby?!”

lets you grip do tightly onto his biceps as he pushes in you SO slowly so as not to hurt you SO CUTE

would stop instantly every time you wince and say “is it hurting too much? we can stop if you need to babe” AWW ;(

“you’re so so beautiful angel, doing so well”

stroking your hair, face, arms and once your pain subsides, he has the biggest smile on his face !

“you feel so good baby” omg-

you’d be moaning his name over and over and over again whilst he’s speeding up his thrusts but always double checking your reactions incase it’s hurting you :(

“i love you so much baby, you did so well” *kisses your face all over* ahhhh

hyunjin

would stare so deeply into your eyes, his full of adoration as he runs his hands over your nipples, smiling every time you moan

kisses that trail all over your chest, tummy, legs. pretty much just worshipping you

“are you ready love? if it hurts too much please tell me and we can stop”

plants kisses all over your face as he slowly enters you. each time you wince, he would say “i know baby, it’ll feel so good soon darling i promise”

“so beautiful, you’re so beautiful love” so sweet i’m crying

would hastily speed up once you tell him it “feels good now hyune” you’re so cute i’m-

the WHIMPERS hyunjin is letting out omg

“i’m so proud of you baby” ;(

han jisung

like chan, SO much reassurance !! “you know i’m more than happy with just kissing you baby, you don’t have to do this if you’re not ready, i promise”

would be so hesitant at first but once you tell him you’re ready, he wants to make your first time heavenly ;(

“are you 100% sure babe? we don’t have to if you’re not ready?”

neck kisses ! whilst he slowly pushes into you and every time you wince he would pause and wait for you to tell him to continue aww

“how does it feel baby? not hurting too much?” “starting to hurt less ji, can you go a bit faster? and the SMILE on his face is so heartwarming i’m-

thrusts at JUST the right speed for you, constantly checking in on how you’re doing.

“you’re so amazing my love. do you want me to run you a bath to clean up?” AWWW ;(

felix

constant words of praise and compliments falling from his mouth as he feels all over your body

the whispers in your ear has me in tears he’s so sweet with his words :(

“i’m going to put it in now darling, please tell me if it’s too much” omg-

the eye contact as he slowly pushes in with the most caring eyes ever watching your reaction omgbsj

would stroke up and down your legs to comfort you until it stops hurting ;(

“is this okay baby? not hurting too much” you’d shyly shake your head and he falls in love with you all over again ahh

once you tell him to go faster, he’s so relieved that it’s started to stop hurting and just kisses all over your thighs

“you’re so incredible y/n” ;(

seungmin

the shocked eyes he gives you when you tell him you’re ready are ADORABLE! “are you sure babe?!”

KISSES ALL OVER YOUR BODY, especially your neck to get you going omg

“i’ll take care of you gorgeous i promise” ;(

before he puts it in you he’d say “promise you’ll tell me if you need to stop? i really won’t mind” he’s so sweet omg-

the way he holds your hands as he enters you omg i’m-

each time you wince, he’d say “i know baby” and rub circles on your hand with his thumb

“stopped hurting now minnie, can you go faster” HES THRILLED “okay but tell me if i’m going to rough baby”

“it’s okay baby i’m here” AHH ;(

jeongin

would literally just make out with you at the words “i’m ready to have sex with you innie” but would pull away and ask “are you 100% sure?”

just like lee know, ORAL ORAL ORAL !! he’s down there for so long because he’s so drunk on you (THIS MAN IS WHIPPED)

“you taste so good baby, can’t wait to feel you around me” oml

would take your hand and kiss the top of it “are you sure you’re ready?” “yes innie”

slides in you as slow as he can and i swear this man ascends to heaven at the feeling of you around him

“you feel so good baby, ah, is this okay?” and you nod in slight pain but once it subsides you WANT HIM

“so beautiful my love, i’m so lucky” he’d say whilst cupping your face and kissing you as much as physically possible whilst sliding in and out of you

“so proud of you darling, let me take care of you”

[leoncillo]

Sooo uhhh the clones' colors reminded me of Uno cards and I couldn't get the idea out of my head so I wrote this, but it's messy and not really edited or fleshed out and written on my phone. I might put more into it and put it on AO3, too. This is like only the second fic I've ever shown to the public. Uh yeah. >.>;;

Aizetsu/Sekido/Karaku/Urogi x Reader, Zohakuten is their little brother. Reader is gender neutral. Reader is Black.

Uno with the Hantengu Clones

You walked with a pep in your step ready to get home to your apartment and four demon boyfriends and their little brother. You knew during they day they tended to get antsy because they couldn't go outside freely and this usually resulted in-

"Leave me alone, Karaku!" you heard your sorrowful boyfriend shout as you approached the door.

You pinched the bridge of your nose and took a deep breath before adjusting the groceries in your arms to open the door.

"Okay! Okay! I'll stop, Sekido! Ahh!" you watched as your easily angered boyfriend choked his green eyed brother with his staff for messing with the blue eyed one.

"They're home! They're home!" you heard as your feathered joyful ball of energy of a boyfriend as he nearly tackled you in an embrace. "We're so bored! Play with us!"

You pushed him away to get a little space and protect him from the sunlight long enough to get the groceries on the counter.

"I figured you would be so I got a little card game at the store. The cards reminded me of you guys. I don't know how hard games back when y'all were younger were, but it's pretty easy. First, could I ask for a little help putting things away?"

Sekido, the angry one, let go of Karaku and roughly pushed him towards the kitchen and Aizetsu and Zohakuten followed. They each you a kiss on the cheek as they passed by to grab items from the bags. Except Zohakuten who gave you a simple nod and glare. He's a bit shy, that one.

"So many plastic bags. This makes me sad. You should get reusable bags, dear." Aizetsu said, his eyes glossy with unshed tears.

After ten minutes or so, you lead the boys back into the living room and told them to sit down at the low table for the game. A small part of you figured this was probably a horrible idea, but the curious side just had to see what happened.

"This game is called Uno" you said as you explained the rules and dealt their hands for them.

"Are you not gonna play with us?" Urogi asked, watching you sit in a chair a bit far away.

"No, no. I'm goo-"

"Gimme all your green cards. I don't want these other colors" said Karaku.

"I would rather have blue i-if that's alright" said Aizetsu.

"And I want red, but according to them, that's not how this works, you imbeciles! Stop switching cards!" said Sekido

"I hate this already. I don't even have a color, either. Hmph." said Zohakuten

You sighed as you dealt out the cards AGAIN before smirking to yourself in your seat with your phone recording. You wondered how long it would be before the first incident.

"Ha! Draw four, Aizetsu!" Urogi happily shouted as his brother was on the verge of tears.

"That's so mean! I already have 15 cards."

"Just take it like a man and draw the cards, damnit!"

Urogi watched in a fit of giggles.

"I demand the new color be red!" shouted Sekido. You peeked at his hand and raised your eyebrow as it was mostly yellow.

The pile was only red for five seconds before Karaku made it green.

"MOTHERFUCKER" said an extra angry Sekido who had to be held back by Zohakuten and Aizetsu before he smacked his brother over the head with his staff.

"I hate all of you!" said a pouty Zohakuten as he had his turn skipped.

"Wait, you two, come here" you asked Zohakuten and Aizetsu to the side to give them a tip as you could see they were going to get bullied.

When the game resumed, Zohakuten and Aizetsu both put down draw four cards making it so that Karaku had to draw eight.

"No fair! You told them to do that! You can't pick favorites" said Karaku ready to blow the whole damn table away with his leaf.

"I don't even see that being allowed in the rule book! What gives?!" shouted Sekido.

"You read the rule book? T-These are house rules. It's how me and my friends and family play! Besides you guys are always so mean to my sweet boys" you said as you held Aizetsu's and Zohakuten's heads against you.

"Can I be pet like that, too?" asked Urogi completely oblivious to the tension in the room.

By time the game was over, no one had actually won and the room was in shambles and the table in splinters, but you were all in a cuddle puddle to cool off. You sent the video to Hantengu's main body to share with the other upper moons.

[pheonixbuchanan]

Kind of want to combine my hyperfixations and redesign Stardew bachelorettes and bachelors in various eras of vintage fashion?

If I don’t end up drawing this, here’s my general vision so far just because (yes I am skipping the 30s and 40s because I don’t find them as visually interesting):

20s:

Penny. Her hair reminds me a lot of the pinned up faux bobs that flappers would wear and I think she would look AMAZING in a drop waist and cloche hat.

Krobus. His little trench coat get up gives me sort of 1920s Agatha Christie detective novel vibes.

50s:

Shane, because I think he would look dapper with a kind of Cary Grant and Marlon Brando hybrid inspired look? Like with sharp lines and but because he’s messy his sharp suit is ruffled after a long night.

Abigail. I know this isn’t the obvious choice, but due to my hatred™️ of Pierre and Caroline’s parenting style, Abigail’s story has always felt a bit like her breaking away from tradition, especially for gender wise. As such, I want to draw her in Beatnik style, with a black turtleneck, a beret, slacks, and huge dark glasses.

60s:

Harvey :). His fascination with planes means I absolutely have to draw him in the golden age of travel. I’m thinking a smart suit, kind of more early 1960s, inspired by the fashion in the original Bond films.

Haley. I would probably do a different part of 60s fashion to Harvey for her, more akin to the mid to late sixties Swinging London movement, as inspired by Twiggy and Mary Quant. Boxy mini dress, Gogo boots and a Bridget Bardot-esque bouffant.

70s:

Maru. The 70s were big for jumpsuits and women’s fashion got a lot more practical, which I think works well with her personality. I love Maru and I love flared jeans so 🫠 I also think I would give her big hair (I love her older game designs)

Leah. Leah’s hippie artist vibes work perfectly for the 70s flowery hippie fashion. Please put my girl in a loose fitting prairie dress or some bell sleeves. Her hair would also work with the long natural wavy look of that era.

80s:

Emily. I know her vibes are at a first glance 70s, but the style of her dress and her hair remind me SO MUCH of Winona Ryders wedding dress in beetlejuice? So the gothy fashion of the 80s with big spiky hair and mesh and craftiness remind me of Emily.

Elliot. Once again at a first glance 70s, but I will put this man in a late 70s/early 80s glam rock outfit if it kills me. With the massive hair and the sort of military inspired studded jacket and everything. Hear me out.

Alex: the 80s were probably the start of the jock character, and Alex to me reads like he could literally be a character in the breakfast club to be honest. He must be taken back to his roots.

90s:

Sam. In the 90s skater boy fashion was literally like… the thing, so this is obvious. Give him a baggy ahh flannel , a baggier ahh graphic tee and a baggiest ahh pair of jeans. And some fugly 90s man hair.

Sebastian. Not really a huge redesign, but I’m incapable of not drawing him as like a mall goth / early emo kid (yes I know they’re different but similar style roots).

[angelsnkisses]

more nsfw headcanons - charlie walker <3

‼️ NSFW - MDNI ‼️

warnings: softdom!charlie, sub!gn!reader, unprotected sex, creampie

• so, lets establish something. charlie LOVES when you wear his clothes. his shirts, his sweatpants, you name it. if he gets to see it on you, he melts on the spot.

• that being said, he adores fucking you in his shirts, it just makes him feel like you're all his <3. he'll bunch it up over your stomach, his hands wandering up and down your heated skin.

• speaking of your stomach, charlie fucking loves it. doesn't matter how big or small it is, he loves laying on it, touching it, marking it, you name it.

"mm you're so perfect, my love. look at these thighs, this tummy.. i just wanna make you so messy for me~"

• he's just so fucking vocal. always moaning, praising you, saying whatever came to his mind.

"oh, fuck yeah.. that's it, take it all. you look so good for me, all for me~"

"i love you, i love you so fucking much~ fuck.."

"don't look away, baby. look at me, watch me fuck you like you deserve."

• ugh he just wants to absolutely worship you <3.

• he makes sure you cum at least two or three times, if not more. he just can't help it, if he had it his way he would watch you squirm and cum for him for hours.

"yeah, that's it, cum for me. i wanna watch my baby fall apart~"

• when he's close, he'll grip your hips tight, rutting into you with unbelievably desperate movements. he'll whimper in your ear, praise falling from his lips as he fills you up.

"so good, so fucking- ahh.. my perfect baby, you must be an angel."

• he'll watch his cum leak out of you when he pulls out, admiring his work with a cocky smile.

• cleans you up with a warm, wet towel, wiping away all the sweat and bodily fluids from your shaking, exhausted body.

"i'm sorry, baby, i didn't mean to be so hard at the end.. i just couldn't get enough of you."

• he spends the rest of the night with you, napping, watching movies, making out, whatever you felt like doing. its always up to you, he just wants his love to be happy <3.

**

A/N: i noticed i have a couple of male followers, and i wanted to make something a bit more gender neutral so everyone can enjoy themselves! hope you enjoyed <3.

[yourhighness6]

What do you think about the best boy Bow so far ? (Me ? Biased ? Nah--)

AHH I love Bow. He's the only good man ever. I feel like in media the mom friend is always, ALWAYS the oldest girl, so I love that She-Ra just decided "fuck gender roles, Bow is the mom friend". I also love glimbow so far. I think they complement each other nicely and have great chemistry. Plus, Bow is more of a rule follower so Glimmer helps him step out of his comfort zone a bit, and Bow gives her the safe space she needs to be messy and emotional (did I mention he's the only good man ever??). Also look at how cute he is:

[manypersons]

oh my god

painting my nails black to have a gender moment

[supportingwomenswrongs]

for the asks game: 2, 7, 9, and 12 <3

thank you for these myle ahhh !!!! :)

2. If you had to team up with one sorcerer for a mission, who would you choose?

ok you made a good point that most sorcerers would prefer doing solo missions, but I think nanami would be a great partner. When I'm in high pressure situations I don't really like small talk, so I'd like to imagine that if we were on missions together we'd both work in silent communication. Kind of a get in get out, rapid execution deal. 💛💙

7. What storyline would you tell to your friend to get them into JJK?

Well I do have experience in this when I basically told @darksidesuguru that there's a heart-wrenchingly beautiful gay ship lolll

But in all seriousness I think that after I'd lay the groundwork of the main plot, I'd tell them about maki. 0 cursed energy is such a unique and interesting (and stigmatized) thing in jujutsu society and layering in the gender dynamics that gege briefly touches on makes her such a compelling character to me. (+ it foreshadows toji in hidden inventory [booo] and maki's absolute massacre of the zenin clan later in the manga [yaaay])

9. What's your favorite fight scene?

Ahh legit such a hard question bc I love fight scenes and jjk has so many good ones! but...

Toji v Dagon. Toji comes into the domain as a man possessed (literally), and he's lethal and feral and wild and it's the one time I thought he could actually get it. When he sharpened playful cloud I actually got a manic grin >:)

12. If you could change one event in Jujutsu Kaisen, what would it be?

Ok, what I want is for suguru to not die. However, I also like the current plot for the most part, and I really like how history is repeating but yuji/megumi can break the cycle. So, I think my best attempt would be that Gojo doesn't kill Geto in jjk0, but they stay tense and estranged. And then somehow Kenjaku, like, shapeshifts to look like Geto in Shibuya so gojo's whole emotional character arc still happens. Idk maybe Mahito can idle transfigure him into a Geto-enough shape to fool Gojo temporarily before he's sealed.

Because then real Geto can have a strong enough reason to come back in the fold to help unseal Gojo...and then he has a really messy, zuko-level redemption arc and he makes up with Gojo and they get married <3 ✨🫶

jjk ask game

[creepy-feathers]

Heyy! Can we have a Kagekao x male reader who’s super serious about his missions and job(being slenderman’s proxy ofc). Like they’re in a opposites attract type of relationship? Thanks!

Thanks for requesting! I made this a platonic scenario with a gender-neutral reader, as I do not write male x male romantic relationships.

Pairing: Ler! Kagekao / Lee! Reader (GN)

Fic type: Platonic

Warnings: Minor swearing

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"Kagekao!" you scolded, watching with annoyance as the demon scampered across tree limbs like they were his own personal jungle gym. "Get down!"

"Whaaat? Why?" He locked his knees around a lower branch and hung upside down, facing you with his eerie glowing mask. "We're done with the mission! I think now is the perfect time to relax~"

"Relax, huh?" you muttered, shaking your head in disbelief. "How is what you're doing considered even remotely relaxing?"

"It is compared to having to go out all day and stalk some poor soul with a grump for a partner!"

You huffed and kicked the base of the tree that was currently supporting his weight. "Just stop being a child and come down! You can do that later."

"Ahh, you're no fun, Y/n-sen." Still, he released his hold and did an admittedly impressive flip, landing on the ground shortly after.

"It isn't about being 'fun', Kage. It's about being responsible."

"'Responsible'?" He laughed, ruffling your hair playfully, to which you reeled away and sent him a brief glare. "We're literally walking home! We're done!"

"We're only done when we report the happenings of the mission to the boss. You should know this."

"Riiiight." He walked along beside you and wrapped his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer. "Ya know what I think your problem is?"

"You're my only problem right now, Kage."

"Oi! That isn't very nice!" Judging by the cheerful tone of his voice, he wasn't offended by your sentence, but rather amused.

"Yeah? Well, life isn't very nice. Get over it." You emphasized your words by lightly pushing him away.

"Pftt! Geez, you're cranky." Ignoring him, you continued to walk forward, a no-nonsense expression on your face. He clicked his tongue in faux disappointment. "Iya, iya. Your problem is not knowing when to lighten up. Wanna know how we fix that?"

You merely sent him an uninterested look, tucking your hands in your pockets and not caring to stop in your tracks to listen.

He released a demonic-sounding giggle. “Like this!~” 

“Kage—” The name left your mouth as a messy gasp when his fingers found your sides and began digging into them; all you could do was clamp your arms down and attempt to break free, to no avail. His grip was strong. “S-stohop!”

“Oh look at that! It’s working already!~” 

You swung your elbow back, wanting to nail him straight in the gut, but he was one step ahead of you and dodged effortlessly. 

“Careful there, Y/n-chan!” he laughed, scribbling along your torso. “You almost hit me!”

“Thahat was my i-intention!” Try as you might, you were unable to contain the chortles consistently spewing from between your lips, especially once his hands picked up a more speedy pace. "Seriously, c-cut it out!"

"As delightful as that sounds..." his gloved fingertips prodded along the bottom of your ribcage, prompting you to release a graceless cackle, "...I think I like watching you lose your shit better."

"God, you suck!" Knees buckling, you leaned into him, trying with all your might to force his hands away.

He laughed, shrouded claws gliding over the material of your hoodie and shooting ticklish sparks through your nerves. "Maaaybe! But you love me for it~"

"I—I do not!" you shrieked, squirming like your life - or rather, your sanity - depended on it.

"Shh, you have to be quiet, suzeran." He raked his touch up the side of your back while his arm retained a hold across your waist, ensuring you couldn't escape. "Someone could hear you if you keep screaming like that..."

"S-shut up!" Pressing your lips together did nothing to silence the unholy sounds he was eliciting from you, and you attempted to use your body weight against him, but alas, he was a lot stronger than he looked.

"Now, now, is that any way to talk to your superior?"

"'Superior'!?'" Crawling underneath the hoodie's bottom hem, he scraped the end of his index finger against your stomach, and you squeaked and writhed with more desperation. "I—I literally hahave authority over you!"

"Oh? Then tell me to stop~"

"Stohop!"

"Make me!" His devilish snicker made your insides blossom with venom, and the annoyed groan you wanted to release tapered into a pathetic giggle when he attacked your skin with insanely gentle scratches.

You could feel tears accumulate in the corners of your eyes as you wheezed out a ragged sentence of defeat. "O-okahahay! Okay! I—I give uhup!"

"'Give up'? Well, I didn't think there was anything to give up!" He squeezed your hips a couple of times, taking great enjoyment in the way you jerked in response. "I thought we were just having fun~"

"Kagekao, plehease!"

"Sorry, couldn't hear that. Say it again?"

"Please!" you shouted breathlessly through fits of laughter. "Please stohop!"

"Okay, okay." He halted his movements and loosened his grip, allowing you to leisurely slide to the ground in exhaustion, observing the wide grin you tried to wipe off your face in amusement. He folded his arms over his chest sassily. "Damn, you're easy to break, aren't you?"

"I hate you..." you mumbled, shooting him a halfhearted scowl, cheeks warmed with embarrassment. He merely chuckled and patted the top of your head affectionately.

"Sure ya do, Y/n-chan~"

[big-snot-1997]

Caught

Spamton x Reader

---18+ ONLY---

900+ words

Contains: Sneeze kink, nose kink, sneeze inducing, messy sneezing, nose rubbing, contagion, interrogation, bondage, enemies to friends, hair sniffing, flirting, teasing

Additional Descriptors: Reader is gender neutral, Reader is a Lightner, Reader is not Kris, No use of (Y/N)

Synopsis: Spamton knows you stole something valuable from his shop, and he's interrogating you while he has a cold...which he soon realizes he can use to his advantage.

AO3 Link

What...? You slowly start to open your eyes. Where am I? You find that you're sitting down, and you look around and see that you're in Spamton's shop. Oh no. You try to stand up from the chair you're in, but it's as you suspected - you're tied down.

"SO..." You turn your head towards the sound of the voice, and see that Spamton is standing in a corner with a stern expression on his face. "I SEE YOU'RE [[Rise and Shine]], LIGHT nER." He sounds...congested?

"Spamton! Hey!", you respond with a nervous smile on your face. "Look, this has gotta be a misunderstanding-"

"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR [[Fun and G4mes]], [Little Sponge]," he answers, cutting you off and stepping closer to you. "I KNOW YOU STOLE MY [[Commemorative Ring]]."

You narrow your eyes at him. "What makes you say that?"

"A LITTLE [Maus] TOLD ME."

Your eyes widen in surprise. One of those little purple mouse things snitched on me? They can talk?

He notices the look on your face. "THAT'S RIGHT [Worm], I KNOW YOU [[Stolen]] IT." He pauses to cough. "TELL ME WHERE MY [[Commemorative Ring]] IS, AND WE WON't HAV3 ANY [Problems]."

You raise one eyebrow at him. "Or else what, big shot?"

"YOU DON'T WANT TO [[Click Here to Learn More]]," he threatens while pointing a finger at you. "NOW LET'S MAKE THIS [Quick]. I'VE GOT A [Nasty] [[Cyber Cold]]." He notices that him saying this makes you squirm.

"OH..." You see a sly look spread across his face, and he starts slowly walking towards you. "EAHAHAHA. YOU'VE GOT [Three] CHOICES, LIGHT nER. [One], YOU CAN GIVE BACK MY [[Commemorative Ring]]. [Two], YOU CAN [Fork Over] [[1997 Kromer]]." You don't have that kind of money.

"OR [Three]..." He leans in so close to you that the tip of his nose is pressing against yours. "THIS [[Cold]] CAN BE [Your Problem] TOO."

You gasp lightly and meet his eyes with a wide-eyed stare. He continues speaking. "IT'S GOT ME REALLY [[Sneezy]], SO IT'S ONLY A [Matter of time]...I SUGGEST YOU [[Spill the Beans]], [Sponge]."

"I'm not telling you anything."

"LOOKS LIKE WE'RE DOING THIS THE [[Hard way]]," he says before climbing on top of you and positioning himself so his nose is above your face and the end of it is resting on the top of your head. You can see how red the base of his nose is. He sniffs loudly and intentionally. "HEAR HOW [[Stuffy]] IT'S GOT ME? FEEL LIKE [Confessing] YET...?"

"O-okay," you begin, averting your gaze. "I...hid it in Cyber Field."

"YOU'RE A [[Terrible]] LIAR, [Angel]," he responds. "HHH...MY [Nose] IS STARTING TO [[Tickle]]..."

"Alright! Okay. You got me. It's...I sold it to someone. I don't have it anymore."

"TH3N WHERE'S THE [Kromer]??"

"Um..."

"I [Thought So]. I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOUR [[Dirty Lies]], [Sponge]. LET'S [Speed this along]." He leans forward and positions himself so that his nose is in your hair and takes a long, deep sniff, which makes your heart jump. "MMM...YOU MUST USE SOME [Strong-Smelling] [[2-in-1 Shampoo and Conditioner]]..."

He moves back to his previous position, and you see his nostrils flare. "HHHH...THIS IS YOUR- HIHH...YOUR LAST CHhhh-CHANCE LIGHT nER...JUST hhh- TELL ME WHERE Y0U HHHHEH- YOU PUT THE [Ring] OF...hhh...OF [Thorns] AND I C-CAN [[Stop]] ALL THIS...HH-HAH..."

You look him in the eyes. "I-I'll never tell you."

He narrows his eyes and smirks. "OKAY...HHH...I [[Warned You]], [Angel]," he says before grabbing your face and pulling it closer to his so that his nostrils are almost touching yours.

"HHAH...AHH...EACHOO!" He finally sneezes, spraying in your nose and on your face. After a moment of silence between you, he teasingly rubs his nose against yours and backs away.

"SO...WHAT'S IT GONNA BE NOW, LIGHT nER??"

You sigh and tell him honestly where you stashed the ring. He believes that you've stopped lying.

"THAT'S SO [[Close By]]!!! WERE YOU TRYING TO GET [Caught]?? WHATEVER, I'M GOING TO GET IT. NO [[Funny Business]]." He walks out the door and locks it behind him, leaving you tied to the chair with your face covered in mess. He returns a few minutes later.

"WELL, LIGHT nER, YOU WEREN'T [Pulling my leg]," he says, pulling the ring out of his jacket's inner pocket. "THAT WASN'T SO [Hard], WAS IT ?? YOU COULD HAVE [Done This Before] AND NOT MADE THINGS SO [[Difficult]] FOR YOURSELF, [Angel]." You look away from him.

"THERE'S SOMETHING I DON'T [[Understand]]..." he begins. "WHY STEAL MY [[Commemorative Ring]] IN THE FIRST PLACE? FOR THE [Kromer]?" You pause and shake your head.

"NO?? THEN..." You can tell by the look on his face that he's putting the pieces together. "DID YOU...DO THIS TO GET MY [[Attention]]??" You blush and nod.

"EHEHEH..." He coughs. "I SEE...YOU KNOW, THERE AR3 [Safer] WAYS TO DO THAT, [Angel]..."

"I guess so..."

"HMM...DID YOU LIKE GETTING [Up Close and Personal] WITH ME...?" You blush and smile involuntarily, and he chuckles.

"LIGHT nER," he begins, approaching you and wiping the snot off your face with his sleeve. "YOU'RE A [Bad Liar], BUT IT SEEMS YOU'VE GOT A [[Knack for Thievery]]. IS THAT RIGHT?"

You laugh awkwardly. "Yeah..."

He begins untying you. "WHY DON'T WE M4KE THIS ALL [Water under the bridge]?"

Once you are untied, you stand up and reach out to shake his hand.

"GOOD...I COULD USE YOUR [Help] WITH SOMETHING [Very important]." His breath hitches. "HHH...AH...ACHOO!" He sneezes again.

"YOU KNOW... SNF ONCE WE'RE BOTH [Feeling up to it]."

[eris-athene]

(Angelina Jolie) [THE MISCONSTRUED]. Please welcome [ERIS ATHENE (SHE/HER)] to Huntsville, WV. They are an [53]-year-old [RESIDENT] who lives in [TOWN]. You may see them around working as a [DENTIST]. They are looking for [BEAU & SAWYER AXTON] their [EX HUSBAND & DAUGHTER ] Poor unfortunate soul. We’ll see if they survive.

FULL NAME: ERIS ATHENE

NICKNAME: N/A

GENDER: FEMALE

PRONOUNS: SHE/HER

AGE: FIFTY-THREE

OCCUPATION: DENTIST @ A (pronounced AHH)

RESIDENCE: THE TOWN

RESIDENT OR VISITOR: RESIDENT

HUNTER OR GATHERER: N/A

TITLE: THE MISCONSTRUED

FACECLAIM: ANGELINA JOLIE

THE BRIEF;

athene was born and raised in huntsville.

was a bit of a hellraiser as a kid.

she hated growing up in huntsville and was determined to get out of the town, but this town was determined to hold onto her

back in high school, eris applied to colleges as far away from huntsville as she could get and graduated to go on and study dentistry.

over her early twenties, eris worked in la and new york - all while travelling to dentist conferences once a year.

by pure fortunate or unfortunate luck (depending how you look at it) she was attending an annual conference when she ran into beau axton in the same hotel - it turned out he was working a case in court and the hotel was near the court he was attending

the two got to talking and it was clear that the chemistry was electric. against her better judgement, she agreed to a date with him that evening.

from that evening the two were enamoured with one another, intensely so. intense was the best word to describe their time together.

after two few years of dating, beau proposed and the two married.

it wasn't long after that the couple were blessed with their bundle of joy - sawyer.

for a woman that was so defiant about settling down, here she was at 27, married & with a baby. it wasn't the plan she had in mind but it was a life she loved living.

time passed and new york was no longer suitable for beau and eris, and with family back in huntsville, eris eventually agreed to return to the hometown she so dearly hated. but this wasn't about her, this was about what was best for sawyer.

from the moment she stepped foot back in town she wanted to about turn and leave

life carried on, beau thriving in law and herself thriving in dentistry all while juggling raising sawyer. the couple were like passing ships, seeing one another but only in brief moments of passing before and after work and in between business trips and whatever was going on in sawyers social calendar.

years passed and with every year passing the more trapped eris felt in town. she pushed down this feeling and persisted in carrying on with her life.

trying to break the monotony, eris decided to take up yoga and pilates and found that it was helping her set time aside for herself. that was where the trouble started. eris bonded with the instructor over both of them being parents and also feeling like life was suffocating in huntsville. this had gone on for some time and one evening after class in 2011, they caved and had a fling.

feeling overcome with guilt over what she had done, eris told beau and as expected beau lost it and filed for divorce the next day. eris had blown her life up over a fling that meant nothing to her.

it was during the divorce that things got messy and battle lines were drawn. both beau and eris were fighting dirty meanwhile people took sides and people shunned her. being the ever petty woman who refused to let anyone see her upset, eris took over the dentist practice in town and renamed it to A (pronounced AHH like people do when they are in the dentist chair) and it was also a dig to the people who had branded her a slut. it wasn't a coincidence that the A was a giant scarlet letter.

however, despite all her fighting, she knew she wouldn't have won against beau. beau had years of expertise in law, she was the one who cheated and sawyer looked at her father like he hung the moon and made all the stars in the sky. it was game over as soon as they stepped foot into that courtroom. she knew that. deep down she knew that but it still stung.

the divorce was finalised in 2012

it stung even more when sawyer chose to live with beau - that night was the night eris had broken down over everything and it was the same night the paradox hit.

sawyer & beau were best friend, she was her fathers daughter and if eris had any doubts about that it was reinforced when she saw the way sawyer would look at her & then came the attitude and general hatred the older sawyer got. soon enough sawyer wanted nothing to do with her and eris had to respect that.

so she kept an eye on her daughter form a distance in hopes that one day they could reconcile - that day still hasn't came.

since the divorce, beau and eris are constantly at one another's throats whenever they cross paths, but it's obvious there is still clearly a lot of chemistry and unresolved tension between them.

in fact the only time they aren't fighting is when they're both on the same page with sawyer & these two are always on the same page with sawyer.

as complicated as her feelings and history are with beau, she is proud of the dad he's become and how he's always put sawyer first. of all the things she regrets in life, beau was never one of them.

fast forward to the present, eris focuses on being a dentist and trying to make it day to day without going crazy. she lives a quiet life, opting to avoid any issues, she's had enough of them in her life.

OTHER NOTES;

+ has written a letter to sawyer, every year on her birthday and has kept them in a box

+ has also written letters to sawyer for every major milestone in her life. beau is under strict instructions to only give the letter to sawyer on that day (eg wedding letter to sawyer on her wedding day) since she's fairly confident she won'y be invited to attend.

+ no longer attends pilates.

+ feels bad that the pilates instructor still gets beat up by cash even after all these years. she's frequently asked him to stop but he ignores her.

+ has dinner once a month with beau to catch up about sawyer & they discuss what they need to discuss when it comes to parenting

THE POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS;

FRIENDS

BEST FRIEND

OLD SCHOOL FRIENDS

LONGTIME RESIDENTS

EX’S

EX HUSBANDS FRIENDS

DAUGHTERS FRIENDS

CRUSH

FLING/FWB

PARTNER

ACQUAINTANCES

ENEMIES

CUSTOMERS

CO-WORKERS

NEIGHBOURS

[bitchkay]

Smol thirst for Dia since I haven't seen anyone ask for him yet.

Okie like his gorgeous long hair... During sexy times, would he tie it up in a ponytail? So it's not in the way or would he leave it down?

Would he mind you pulling his hair?? Gently? Softly?

His hair is just so ✨luscious✨. Low-key I wanna see it stick to him with sweat after multiple rounds of sex

[Ask received: oct 8th 2023]

Period✨

You know I was literally about to make a post complaining about how I've never gotten any thirsty asks about Dia cus what???????. I thought we all agreed bro was beautiful??????? Am I the only one that want to fuck him???????

I love when my partner is gender queer🥰🥰

Breaking gender norms, that's so sexy😋😋

Dias hair is so beautiful too like

Pulling his hair in a pony tail while he give me head?????? Yes. Abso-fucking-lutely.

Tucking his hair behind his ear as a show of affection

I wanna braid his hair, like put flowers in it and shit

Then see it get ruined after I fuck him--

Ok two things-- actually three

Dia above me, digging my guts missionary style w his hair draped down like a canopy with only me under it, like isnt that so romantic, I'm the only one in his gaze✨

And then Dia fucking but he has on a headband like you know those headbands people use to hold their hair back while doing skin care, like the fuzzy ones, he has on one of those but like the ones with like cat ears like I feel like that would be so cute but also like hot cus like he only wears it when hes fucking and like his hair starts falling out of it and its damp with sweat, he leans over you and his hair falls over his shoulder and at this point your not even regarding the ears on his head cus it's just so steamy between yall, your bodies sticking together as you-- listen

And then there's the messy bun👀 but like Kenma style, y'know ts Kenma with his hair tied up in like a messy bun that's like kinda hot??? That on Dia but like while hes fucking you, yk still get the satisfaction of his hair swaying back and forth as he's like thrusting forward, his hair sticking to his forehead from sweat but it's still like tied up out of the way and he looks fucking sexy, like it's perfect

Dia is so gender.

Like why can't I be a pretty boy with long hair😣😣

Hand over your gender sir this is a threat🤬🤬

Dia has such pretty eyes too yall

He was these really pretty clear light green eyes💚

I wanna see them roll to the back of his head--

And the way his pink hair just draped over his face in such a way and eyes standing out behind it with his pretty eye lashes

Can't argue with a guy with pretty eyelashes like what ever you say beautiful🙄✋🏽

I want Dia to give me head yall

I mean I wanna give him head--

Like imagine bruh, pushing his hair out of his face while his laps at your pussy, and he looks up at you with those pretty green eyes

I'd fold immediately.

Imagine this☆:

"O-ohh yes..." you tossed your head back against the pillows as Dia flattened his tongue against your pussy. His arms wrapped around your thighs as he buried his face in your folds tasting all of you. "Mmm.... so sweet..." he groaned at your taste, his tongue circling your clenching hole. You arched your back as he slurped upyour juices, wet lurid sounds coming from where you connected. "Ahh~" your lewd moans bounced off the walls as you anchored your feet on Dias shoulders almost as if you were to push him away. He lifted his head from your pussy licking his lips as he stared down at the glistening wetness of your cunt. "So messy~~" His voice was smooth as butter, you watched as he parted his lips, a glob of spit dripping from his lips landing right on your pussy. "Pretty too~~" His thumb smeared his spit all over pussy, creating a wet squelch as it mixed with your arousal. "Ah-mnn..." Dia thumbed your clit, circling it slowly as he enjoyed the sight of your wet throbbing pussy before his eyes. Dipping his head down again you gripped his lustrous pink hair as he sucked your pussy, making out with your dripping hole. You looked down at him, pushing his hair out of the way, pulling on his strands as he wrapped his lips around your clit. "O-ohh god!" You couldn't help but moan as Dia focused his tongue on your clit, dropping his jaw as he looked up at you with a seductive gaze, the tip of his tongue toying with your bundle of nerves. He held eye contact with you feeling the way your cunt twitched under his gaze. "Hahh... fuck..." It was almost too much, unable to look away from his sinful eyes, his hair pulled away from his face, bundled in your fists revealing his pale forehead it was an erotic sight. Your breathing was beyond labored as Dia ate your pussy, thrusting his tongue in your sweeping hole. "Fuck!" It was too hard to win against him. "Mmm... Always so sensitive for me... c'mon~" It was almost like a game to him. "Ah! Ahh!!" Only the objective was making you cum. "Yes... sing for me lovesong♡~"

Pretty boys eating pussy is my weakness sorry yall🤭💞💞

[ookami-sonata]

Maybe Mario Kart Doesn’t Ruin Relationships

A’ x reader

in 1st person pov. i made sure to make the reader gender neutral so feel free to self insert if you’d like!

I got up in a hurry once I heard the doorbell ring from where I was in my room.

Today, A’ and I had planned a little date at my home. We were planning on playing some games on my nintendo switch just to have a little time together. It had been around two weeks since we had some proper quality time, and I was a bit embarrassed to admit that I geniunely did miss him a lot even if two weeks isn’t a very long time.

Behind the door stood A’: tall, vibrant, and messy red hair. I moved to the side and let him step inside, but I was immediately attacked with a bone crushing hug.

“I missed you, my honey!” He said from where he tucked his face in the crook of my neck. “You missed me too, huh? I bet you did! There’s no way you didn’t.”

I gently hugged him back and let myself savor the moment. However, it was getting increasingly difficult with how tightly he was holding me.

“A-tan, I can’t breathe.”

“I know! I can’t breathe when you’re gone, either. I missed you so much.” I felt his arms wrap around me even tighter. I did not think it was possible at this point.

I felt my body go slightly limp, and that’s when I heard the red head gasp, and he quickly let me go.

“Honey, are you okay?! You’re not hurt, right? I felt like I was gonna die if I didn’t hold you immediately.” He laughed and shook his head. “Just kidding! Not funny, but seriously, I missed you so much, and you look so lovely today!”

All I could do was smile back at him. In all honesty, having a conversation with A’ was a bit hard to keep up with, but I truly did enjoy talking to him about just anything.

I led him inside my apartment, and he immediately made himself comfortable on the loveseat. “What games did you bring?” I asked, gesturing to the physical game cases he was carrying around.

At this, his face lit up. I could have sworn I saw sparkles in his eyes. A’ pulls out three game cases and shows them off quite proudly. “I brough Super Smash Bros, Switch Sports, and-“ He reaches behind him to pull out the last game, “Mario Kart.”

“Are you trying to end our relationship?” I chuckled. A’ and I almost always end up getting really competitive when playing Mario Kart.

“What?” A’ laughed happily. “No way! Everyone knows Mario Kart only strengthens relationships, just like Uno.” I let out a gasp when he suddenly grabbed me and started to tickle me, fighting back the uncontrollable laughter that was threatening to spill out of my mouth.

The moment he released me, I collapsed on the loveseat trying to catch my breath from the tickle attack I had just received. I looked up at him with a small smile. “Alright, if you say so.”

“I do say so!” He rushed over to the TV in my living room to start up the Switch and inserted the game cartridge for Mario Kart. “Watch, we’re going to have fun, right? Right?” I didn’t even have time to give him a small nod before he was speaking excitedly again. “See, I knew you’d agree! Ahh, I’m excited! I love getting to spend time with my honey.”

A’ walked back to where I was sitting on the couch and handed me a controller. I got the neon green controller while he got the neon pink one. As soon as the game booted up, I felt the air shift into something more intense, and I had to supress a grin. As much as we argued during our Mario Kart matches, I had to admit he was right in saying it strengthens relationships, assuming they don’t end by the last match.

A’ and I chose our characters and got into position to start the match. I was quietly concentrating on not running into the walls, as that was my biggest downfall, while A’ was too busy vocalizing every single one of his frustrations.

“Aw, what?!” He shouted when he got hit with a bomb that I threw, effectively slowing him down enough for me to get ahead of him by a lot. “I never you had it in you, honey. What did A-tan do?” A’ started fake crying when he got hit by yet another bomb that I threw. “Wait, wait!”

We were at our final lap, and I could feel A’ getting increasingly desperate, causing me to let out a laugh. I was in first place while he was stuck in third. The fact that he was so close to catching up to me must have added to his desperation to beat me, because he started praying out loud from where he was sitting next to me.

“Please God, Buddha, Ciel. Anyone! Please lend me your power, I’m begging.” A’ leaned forward in a mock prayer before getting back into his gamer mode. I must have been paying too much attention to him, because he somehow managed to successfully sneak into second place. I could not let him win. He might have been my boyfriend, but I was not above getting competitive with silly games like these.

I threw another bomb, and it managed to hit him yet again, throwing him off course, and I heard a shriek from beside me. As soon as I crossed the finish line, I stood up excitedly from my spot, looking down at A’ as he hung his head in shame. “Third victory in a row! You owe me dinner.” I grinned at him.

“My honey, how could you?” A’ wiped away fake tears from his eyes before letting out a sigh of resignation and nodding. “I do owe you dinner. It is only fair.” His face cracked into a bright smile when I started to cheer and pat myself in the back. Upon meeting his gaze, I realized he was wearing a much softer look than before, and I immediately became a bit self conscious. To my utter dismay, he took notice of this and stood up to hug me.

“Aw, why is my honey getting shy all of a sudden?” I felt my face burn hotter at the teasing remarks, trying my hardest to hide my face from his eyes. I tried to push him away with a small groan of embarrassment only for him to hold me closer to him. “Nope! You’re not getting away from me this time. I’ve been missing you way too much lately, so just let me have this.”

I huffed in annoyance but let myself relax in his embrace. He really does give the nicest hugs, and to be honest, I did miss him as much as he says he misses me. We stayed like that for a few more minutes before he reluctantly let me go and pulled out his phone. “Alright, honey, what can I get you for dinner?”

He laughed when I started listing off ideas of what to eat, nodding at everything I said.

Our night ended with us falling asleep in each other’s arms after playing yet another intense round of Mario Kart. Maybe we should play Uno the next time we meet up for our dates at home.