#ahh my life is so hard ahhh

[n0wh3re-g1rl]

have a fondness for bitching and whining so im throwing myself a pity party in tags

[arminsumi]

cws; smut, rough s*x, mentions sq**rting, milkman cliché, namecalling, sum back scratching, this is goofy asf LOL 🐥

Milkman!Gojo who doesn't just 'dick you down'; he fucks you into the 4th dimension. His strokes are actually insane. You can't keep up with him and he's laughing about it because up until now it's been you who's the horniest — the lonely single hottie flirting obnoxiously with the way too fuckable milkman. Shit, it was you who begged him to fuck you dumb in the first place. He's jus' delivering! One second he's giving you milk and the next he's stripping his uniform off and letting his cock spring out to give you... well, more milk?!

Locking you into the nastiest mating press you've ever endured, milkman!Gojo's slamming into your sensitive pussy so hard and fast at the perfect angle that you're actually scared of your orgasm — how he works it out of you with such violent thrusts that you hiccough and feel like you're about to cry. He just gives it to you without mercy, no breaks no bullshit he is dicking you the fuck downnn

"Holy shit! Nng! Fuck! Don't you fucking stop!" you squeal, clawing desperately at his back and leaving raw red lines, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Ahhh ummm I'm gonna c-cum?! Nnn!! I'm gonna cum... I'm cumming on your cock... I... um... shit, I-I'm ahh cumming...!"

His dick has you stressing out — like actually. Your pussy's under pressure like she's taking a big dick exam. Each inch he packs into your spasming cunt is changing your world perspective. Did you squirt? You can't tell. But you came without touching your clit for like, the first time, which is insane to you. His cum is pumping into you and he's shuddering, calling you a slutty bitch or whatever other foul names — with affection, you know, he's a charming guy. And he's left you with a charming creampie to ooze out your abused cunt.

He's stifling laughter once he's done filling you up with his milk, sliding his cock out with a nasty squelchy pop! and he's asking if you're okay after literally ruining you; you can't move a single muscle, you can only "bask" in the afterglow which feels more like an aftershock because that orgasm was some high-level earthquake shit.

"What the fuck... I need t-t-to lay here and think about life for a bit..."

He's howling with laughter, "Damn, did I fuck your brains out or what?"

"Nah, shut up with ya bullshit — your dick is insane, no wonder you can't keep a girlfriend. Like, there's dicking down and then there's whatever that was — plowing me into the fourth fucking dimension... don't laugh!"

So now after that, you call your milkman up whenever you need "insane 4th dimension dicking down" and he snickers, ready to deliver — knocking at your door and waiting to cum inside.

[mad-hunts]

as far as jack could tell, jervis was really out of it; and it made him wonder it was due to something that had happened while he was out with his father, or when they'd gotten here. perhaps both. jack gnawed on his bottom lip, his eyes darting to jervis's hands, which were flexing like he was struggling with something. an eyebrow rose as jack contemplated asking whether he needed some pain medication.

since he didn't receive an answer to his question yet, jack figured he might as well introduce himself. ❝ uhh, well, you don't have to talk to me if you aren't feeling up to it. my sister told me that you fainted in front of her out there — so, i understand if you're still feeling sick. my name is jack, ❞ he scratched at the back of his neck as he continued to observe jervis. whenever the man tried to get up, jack approached him and was about to caution jervis that maybe he shouldn't by lightly touching his shoulder.

but he remembered matilda telling him something about the other really not liking to be touched, so he merely was going to verbally tell him. up until jervis laid back down himself, anyhow. jack couldn't hold himself back from frowning at his poor present state before venturing out of the room with a 'i'll be right back.' and indeed he had been, with two different vials, alongside a few syringes to inject into that IV bag: should jervis want to be medicated. jack figured it'd be easier to just do that rather than forcing him to swallow anything.

he placed those also on the table before tilting his head at the quote jervis had said until it clicked a few seconds later, ❝ that's a quote from through the looking glass, isn't it? and one that the red queen said in the story if i remember correctly. she was basically teaching alice that staying in the same place is falling behind, right? ❞ jack squinted his eyes at that before a thought came to mind. a soft snort left him, but one that was done of an innocent sort of amusement rather than malice. ❝ that is a kind of roundabout way of talking about survival of the fittest. but hey, lewis carroll was all about the whimsy of things, i guess. and its no big deal. ❞

jack pretended not to see the tears that the other shed for jervis's own sake. the blood on his lips was something he couldn't ignore, no matter how hard he tried, though. jack grabbed a washcloth from his pack and held it out towards's jervis's hand. once it was out of his hand was when jack set down that teacup, the slightly too long stripped pants he wore swaying across the ground. ❝ mm, you and dad were both asleep for nearly four hours. sure — i don't think that's silly at all. i keep something on me all the time from when my brother, julien, was still around. ❞ the bracelet he showed the other on his right wrist then seemed to be made up entirely of tiny conch shells.

julien was a big fan of the sea, which jack thought made his death all the more crushing. after seeing the state that the stuffed animal was in, he figured that that bunny must've been really loved; though it didn't really matter by whom it was. the end result was the same, as love changes you. jack knew this well as he'd never wanted anything more than to be embraced by the warmth of it.

he quickly shook that thought off, only to grab the two vials he got from the fridge once more. ❝ eh... the four hours actually went by rather fast. ❞ jack cleared his throat then, ❝ you know, i couldn't help but notice that you aren't looking so hot still, and so i grabbed some meds for you. but i won't force you to take them. i have a pain reliever as well as something that relieves vertigo. are either, or both of these, something you want? ❞

Eigengrau.

A faint hum buzzed in his ears; his mouth was so dry it felt like he’d swallowed a wad of wool.

The thin sheet beneath him brushed his fingertips as Jervis flexed his hands, cracking his eyes open a sliver. The room tilted, everything blurring at the edges. Ah… so he had fainted. Just as he’d suspected. No glasses, then.

"Hey. Ahh, you're awake… That's awesome. How are you feeling?"

The new voice was barely a whisper, young and uncertain—belonging to a boy, maybe sixteen or eighteen by the timber. Was this another of Barton's assistants, a friend of Matilda’s, or perhaps her brother? Jervis couldn’t quite remember; hadn't Barton mentioned something about having more than one child?

He winced, his body feeling heavy, leaden; aching everywhere. Slowly, he exhaled and tried to push himself upright—tried being the keyword. The effort brought only a wave of vertigo, dizzying and blue-hot, making his vision swim.

… ohh, god…

He swallowed thickly, curling into himself. Something wasn’t right. His glasses and gloves weren’t the only thing missing. He was in his socks, jeans, and a now damp charcoal t-shirt, his body slick with cold sweat. His graying auburn curls clung to his neck in tangled ropes. His boots were beside the cot, his messenger bag on a desk across the room. His overcoat and maroon button-down were draped over a chair.

A flicker of discomfort in his right arm. Burning. Tugging.

Jervis glanced down at the source: a plastic tube. A peripheral IV catheter.

"Ah, you know... 'It takes all the running you can do, to stay in the same place,'" he muttered, his voice clipped and hollow; Bermudian accent casual, almost detached. He turned his eyes to the boy; offered him a faint, strained smile. "Keeps things interesting, I suppose... but I appreciate your concern, lad."

He lifted his fingers to his cheek, feeling the moisture trickle down—salt on his lips. Tears, sharp and stinging. Jervis flinched and quickly scrubbed them away with the heels of his hands.

Cold metal pressed into his spine, tight around his neck—the chain with his and Sylvie’s wedding rings twisted against his skin. He must’ve been thrashing in his sleep. There was blood on his lips.

"Forgive me…" His vision swam as he watched the boy set a teacup on the small table beside the cot, just within view. "But I'm afraid I've rather lost my sense of time. How long has it been since I…?" He paused, his voice barely steady. "... if... if you don’t mind, could you please reach into my coat pocket? You'll find a small cuddly toy. A rabbit..." He rubbed his mouth, lowered his eyes. "It sounds foolish, I know... but it... it was my daughter's, you see..."

The boy nodded, moving quickly to retrieve the toy from Jervis’ coat pocket, and placed it on the table beside the teacup. The bunny was missing one of its button eyes, its white fur faded and matted. A pink satin ribbon around its neck was frayed and tattered.

“Thank you,” Jervis said hoarsely. “I must have been out of it for quite a while.”

[mustangbby]

GIRL DAD OR BOY DAD? - sunday, boothill x reader

- or more clearly, to what gender would they want to have more, and general headcannons of them as papas ☺️

- brainrot brainrot brainrot BRAINROT AHHH... i love these guys and i can do a part 2 for others later but godd theres absolutely not enough dad stuff for these men (especially sunday... if there is its all yandere) so never fear novas here! ahem anyways enjoy

- warnings none! pure fluff!!! wc 711

Sunday is so a girl and boy dad.

Reason why I say this is because he likely needs an heir to take over his position when he gets too old to do so, but he also wants a baby girl he can spoil as well.

Don’t worry! He loves both of his kids the same! They’re the greatest things that have probably ever happened to him and he cherishes them with his whole life. He thanks the stars above every single day for the opportunity he received to be a father to multiple beautiful children, and thanks you for granting him the chance. 

Dunno, but I could see this man wanting a handful of kids. He wants at least one girl and at least one boy, but I could see him shooting for 3-4. Will he be around to care for them? Not all the time, but he tries his hardest (and he definitely has the resources to care for that many).

Considering they’re half halovian and half human, they look pretty much just like their father! Some have your eyes, but they all have his hair. His hair and his gorgeous wings. They have your features though, such as your face, body type, etc.

His favorite part of the day is when he gets to collapse on your shared bed, his kiddos following behind him to cuddle their dad, and most of the time you all fall asleep together. Normally, you wake up just you and him because he’s good about putting them in their own bed once they fall asleep.

Once his kids get older, he’ll teach his son(s) combat and good form. He wants them to protect, and wants to raise them to be strong and independent. With his daughter(s), if they ask to be taught combat, then he won’t see much of an issue with it. He also wants to teach them independence, but in a more subtle form. 

Just expect that his children as teenagers are going to be the prettiest kids around holy shit. They’re obviously enrolled in a private school due to their fathers high status but they always come home and list the compliments they’ve received that day. Thankfully you two have raised them well enough for them to realize that it’ll be bad if all of these get to their head and stroke their ego too hard…

Supportive father asf! All I’ve gotta say here

Don’t play Boothill is SO a girl dad hello have you met the man

He’s so excited when his little girl is born ahh he’s always dreamed of being a father to a girl and his dream has officially come true!!

Obviously, if you had a boy, he’d love him the same. He just wants children of his own tbh lol

His daughter knows western culture fresh out of the womb my friend. It’s like she was born for little cowboy boots and the cutest little cowboy hat. She’s even got a western name, he brought it up and you liked it, so the name you two settled on was Cassidy.

She has his hair! It’s absolutely gorgeous once it starts coming in- a pearly white color with little black streaks stemming from the roots. She has your eyes and your face, and his slimmer body type (before he was turned into a cyborg. This isn’t canon I actually have no clue what he looked like pre cyborgification lmao).

Oh lord, your daughter is so spoiled. On every mission he goes on he’s always bringing something back for her. It could be a super fancy necklace or even just a little trinket he picked up from a street vendor, but she has a whole shelf full of the things her daddy gives her.

She thinks it’s so cool he has a metal body. She asks about it alot but she’s really fascinated with it tbh. She likes to call it “daddy’s special feature!” and he always melts to that sentence gosh

He probably teaches his daughter how to use a gun when she gets older. He, similar to Sunday, wants his daughter to learn self defense tactics and learn how to fend for herself when necessary.

She totally has his accent. Change my mind period.

[callmemickey]

Keegan Russ is a provider and you’re lying to yourself if you even think otherwise 👏 if he could make it to where you didn’t have to lift a finger for the rest of your life, he 100% would. That being said, I hope you love to be on the receiving end of oral! I genuinely believe this man will deep dive right on in there, and would stay there until you’re shaking, crying, and begging him to stop (to which he probably won’t).

Keegan Russ can be chatty when it’s just you two, and especially - you know where this is going - in bed. He loves praising you, but in such a gentle way (he also praises you day-to-day but this is nsfw hehe). If you get all shy, he will eat it tf up. imagine hearing these in his deep, gravelly, purr of a voice: “you’re so perfect and I’m so lucky you’re mine” “fuck, you look so beautiful riding my cock like that” “you wanna be a good girl for me, don’t you?” “how could I say no when you asked so nicely?” “ahh, that’s my girl.” “I love how your pretty little mouth feels.” I could literally write Keegan talking for like 6947950 years mmkay

Keegan Russ loves it when you initiate and/or take charge, even if he ends up doing the work. Ride him, sit on his face, swipe his nose like a credit card, suck his cock, for the love of god anything. Even though he absolutely loves performing acts of service, the moment you hop into action? Weak! This man is weak! just tell him it’s because he’s been so amazing, that you just wanna do this for him if that’s alright 🥺 you missed him sm and you just wanna make your baby feel good 🥺 is slobbering on his cock too much to ask for 🥺 if you’re doing this, you got him whipped

Keegan Russ might wear the mask in bed upon asking. I don’t think he has an issue with anonymity and his identity. I would honestly wait for some time to pass before asking. I like to imagine he’s kind of… confused at first? He puts it on (even does the face paint), and you’re barking and purring. He’s just like “why do they like this?” but when he realizes JUST how bad you want him? GOD!!! It’s basically just roleplaying and he eats that shit up, mama - he gets into it and it’s like… distant, anonymous, and it feels dirty: “show me how much you want me.” “with your mouth, just like that. good.” “that’s Sergeant/sir to you.” “that’s right, on your knees.” “oooh, look at you.” “did I say you could cum?” “louder.”

Keegan Russ has the sexiest morning voice in the world. The way he wakes up (shirtless, he’s usually shirtless), sighs, and rolls over to you. You know that half-spoon, half-on top moment? Yeah, THAT. you’re on your side and he’s kind of on top and pressed against you, kissing you on the neck as you feel his hands glide up the side of your thigh, his touch is so warm and gentle. “mornin’, sweetheart.” AAUUUGGggghhhhh and then you feel his morning wood pressed so hard against your ass- ok I can’t do this (not me scrambling to write morning sex with my husband keegs)

Keegan Russ is not a very rough or hardcore lover. Please don’t expect him to tie you up or do some crazy things cuz he probably won’t!! The most you’ll get with being “kinky” is him wearing the mask and praising you (kinda considered bdsm???), which, if you need anything more from him… can’t help ya there champ - besides, is he not enough??!?!? 🥺 don’t break his heart or i swear

Keegan Russ… I see him liking the spooning position a lot, or a variation where he fucks you from behind and cowgirl just please ride him. There’s something he finds soooooo erotic about leaning over your shoulder, saying things naughty things in your ear ahhh he knoooooows what his voice does to you, so he takes advantage of it anytime he can get! there was that time you two were making lunch on a weekend and he just bent you over the counter and it was just… “you’re so wet already - you been thinkin’ ‘bout this?” “you’re such a pleasure to use” “I’m so proud of you for taking my cock so well” “relax, baby, just hold on” “that’s it, just like that, ah, fuck” “you want me to make you cum again?” “there’s that happy little sigh”

Keegan Russ doesn’t put you in extreme sexual situations where you require extensive aftercare (or any if you’re down tbh), but he still makes sure your needs are taken care of!! wanna shower together? have a snack? oh! you’re out of water, he’ll grab you a glass! need him to snuggle you for a little bit? of course, he wouldn’t want to do anything else! Being with you and making sure you’re happy and taken care of???? His #1 priority 🙌

[littleprinces]

Turn Into a Pet

Male Reader x Lee Nagyung x Dog

( TRIGGER WARNING // ⚠️⚠️ This story contains elements of violence, and bestiality. Please use your discretion in deciding whether or not to continue reading this story.)

In the bustling heart of the city, my life was a whirlwind of responsibilities, meetings, and countless deadlines. Yet, amidst the chaos, my greatest joy was returning home to my beloved dog. They were my sanctuary, my companions, and the reason I smiled after a long day. Given my hectic schedule, I knew I needed someone trustworthy to care for them while I was away.

That’s when I met Nagyung.Nagyung came highly recommended, her gentle demeanor and love for animals evident from our first meeting. She quickly became an indispensable part of my household, tending to my dog with a level of care and affection that mirrored my own. Mornings were filled with the sound of her cheerful greetings, and evenings often concluded with her sharing stories of their daily adventures.

One particular day, however, a shift occurred. I noticed something off with my dogs—they seemed lethargic, their usual exuberance dulled. Concerned, I questioned Nagyung, who hesitantly admitted to changing their diet. She believed a new brand would be healthier for them. While her intentions were good, I had always been meticulous about their food, knowing how sensitive they were to dietary changes.

I just want to punish her, I start to choke Nagyung's neck and push her to the wall, she just cries. I start to undress her, get her naked with her small tits and start to slap her tits and squeeze it, "Sorry sir, forgive me" and I force her to bent over the floor, make she show her ass and start to spank her ass so hard "UUHH FUCKK SIR, I'M SORRY" Nagyung start cried when i dominate her body.

Max, my Alaskan Malamute starts to lick nagyung's pussy, i have a wild idea, I will let Max fuck Nagyung as her punishment, Max still lick her pussy and make Nagyung hornier. Her face shows her getting really horny so bad. Max stills lick her pussy as i push Nagyung's face in a floor.

Max's little cock start to erect and ready to fuck her new bitch, nagyung's getting wet and Max start to thrust nagyung's pussy "AHH FUCKK MAX, AHHH I'M YOUR BITCH" Nagyung getting horny as Max start pounding her pussy and scratch her back as like dog breeding.

I still push her face in the floor and start to spank her as as her getting fucked by her new breed partner, i slap her cheek, "Fuckk max, harder please, fuck me harder" nagyung moan so hard, and her face turned red.

Max still pound her pussy and start to cumming into her slutty cunt, "AHH YES AHH CUM INSIDE ME" then Nagyung squirt after max pull out her small cock.

"Master, put me in the cage, let me be your second little dog", as she wishes, I put dog collar first in her neck and put her in the cage. She is happy because she became my pet.

And I looking for new caregiver for my dogs, Max and Nagyung. A few days later, a woman came to be my new dog caretaker; her name is Seoyeon.

[aaabatteriez]

candid sanji (in love) ᯓᡣ𐭩

⁺˖ not a writer btw just madly in love with sanji and in love with the idea of sanji being in love ☝️

ᡣ𐭩₊˚.⋆⁺₊ ,,

since sanji is naturally flirty towards any young beautiful woman that walks by hes probably become very used to how hes normally treated by women / how he himself sees them.

like whenever he makes advances hes used to getting turned down or not rlly taken seriously but hes ok with that cuz sanji is number 1 ladies man. all he wants is to see women plural, hes not rlly a man who wants to settle down (not including wci that was lowkey forced marriage). hes a little bit of a player right? like hes a flirt to everyone not just one person.

but i think what would happen to sanji when he meets and gets to know someone and he realises that his feelings for that one person wasnt "wow you're pretty i wanna flirt with you too" but instead "i think i'm madly in love with who you are as a person and you're so beautiful that I will glady lay my heart out for you right now and spend the rest of my life with you and only you and id want nothing else" it genuinely scares him.

like he is TERRIFIED.

hes sure hes said something along those lines to other girls before.. but has he actually felt the weight of those words?? the burden of a heart that is so willing to be given to another?? not until now.

but that fear (AHHH!! AHH!! i was sooo scared!!!) doesnt compare to how he'd feel when that person tells him they would like all of that and would be willing to do the same for him.

dont misunderstand now, hes really really happy BUT HES ALSO SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK??? 😭😭 ARE U FR??

he doesnt know what to do because no one has ever felt that way towards him before, and he hasnt felt this strongly about someone else before either

hes so happy but so so scared he's going to mess this up so he tries extra hard to be his usual self, the smooth talking romantic he always is

but it totally backfires cause all of his senses are heightened to the max and hes so fleeping nervous he cant think straight

charisma?? what is a charisma.

all his previous flirty remarks and witty pickup lines?? OUT THE WINDOW. hes tripping all over his words and there's a big ol lump in his throat that wont go away no matter how many times he gulps down hard and coughs

doesnt know what to do with his hands

instead of the smoothly rizzed up buttery sexy tone sanji puts on when he speaks, he sounded like a squeaky door hinge and at the same time he also sounds like hes sick with the flu

insert random silence

so fucking awkward. awkward silence. awkward punchline.

doesnt know what to do with his hands x2

forgets how to hold someone

is this okay?? is this really okay?? (as his hands are visibly shaking)

no cause his lovely lady would have to do all the initial physical contact and flirting before he can finally be an alpha and be a man and take initiative

again he just didnt wanna mess up

hes so worried about that person losing interest in him that he tries to act as his very best but it falls flat from feeling insecure / fear (ahhh!! ahh!! ok sorry ill stop)

abandonment issues!

oh he probably got real drunk and cried himself to sleep too aft messing up trying to flirt for the 1010929292938399th time

a lil bit of a pathetic man

but one who doesnt give up HES READY TO TRY AGAIN!!!

fails x2

₊ ⊹

・゜゜・．・゜゜・・゜゜・．・゜゜・．

[tumblerlove]

You're a really short woman already, but when Rafe stands next to you, you feel completely dwarfed by his sized

You're thick and curvy, having ample ass, nice tits, and a soft lil stomach. Rafe made you feel tiny which you never experienced before...you fucking loved it. Rafe probably liked it more than you, honestly

He loved how his hands perfectly melted into your body and fit together. He liked how good you looked tucked under his arm at a party. He loved it when he cupped your jaw to kiss you and how his hand engulfed your face. He really really loved it when you two fucked and how he could see all of you. Every inch of you that was so much smaller than he was

"Fuck Rafe..ahh" you moan out as Rafe makes you cum for the 2nd time with his mouth. "I gotta fuck this pretty cunt honey... I'm so fucking hard I can't wait anymore" Rafes groaning out as he starts unzipping his jeans...

This started because Rafe had come up behind you while you were getting ready in the bathroom. He was watching you in the mirror as you finished up your makeup. As he was getting closer to you, he saw himself stalking up behind you...fuck he liked seeing the difference between you two

His arms wrapped around your waist and covered your entire stomach over your dress. Basically, swallowing you in his arms, capturing you

"You look so good in this love," Rafe says while lowering down to plant kisses on your neck. "It's a new dress," you tell him as you watch him tower above you in the mirror

"You look good wrapped up in me, too." he's starting to kiss down your shoulder, making you shiver a little from his touch. "Mmm, I think so, too. You're like my big protector and teddy bear." You laugh as you turn around towards him, standing on your tip toes, kissing his neck

Rafe starts moving his hand on top of your ass loving how he gets a good handful of it. He's starting to get hard already. He likes hearing that you feel condifent in him to protect you and make you feel safe and loved

Rafes' hands move under your ass scooping you up into his arms with ease. "AHHH Rafe," you squeal as he starts walking into the bedroom, kissing the top of your breasts "Fuck I can't get over how small you are" he says as he basically tosses you onto the bed causing you to yelp and laugh and him too

"Rafe, I'm really not. I'm just short I'm still b..." you try to finish your sentence as he cuts you off with a kiss "Don't fucking finish that sentence or I'm spanking that ass red...do you hear me" Rafe looms over your body on the bed looking at you like he's about to eat you. He won't have you talking bad about yourself ever

"Yes...yes, I hear you," you whisper back, looking at Rafe hover above you. "Good girl," he says while he starts hiking up your dress, showing your pretty panties off. "Cute," he says with a smile rubbing his hand over your clothed slit making you squirm around. Moving your hands underneath his shirt softly scratching his back, making him groan, "Shit, I gotta taste you love." Rafe grunts out as he starts taking his shirt off, revealing his toned body

He lays down in between your legs sliding your panties off to see your pussy. "Your so wet for me already" he hears you whimper from his words and watches your pussy clench and get wetter

He dips his face down, licking up your slick, devouring you completely. "Uhh...oh Rafe, that feels good." You reach out to hold onto his head with your hand and holding yourself up with the other hand grinding against his face

He's sucking onto your clit with such precision he knows exactly how to get you off and he loves it so much. He loves seeing you squirm around and hold onto his hair for dear life. He dips his tongue down to your entrance and his nose nudging against your clit. He starts pushing his tongue inside your pussy

"Shit shit..." your whimpering you can feel yourself start to get closer to cumming feeling the knot in your stomach start to tighten. "Rafe...I'm gonna cum...don't stop" your pleading with him clawing onto his shoulder holding on. "Come on honey cum for me" Rafes flicking his tongue back and forth across your clit sending you into an orgasm having you cry out

"Rafe...Rafe" your babbling out he's still eating your cunt not giving you a break. "OH" your moans are getting louder as you fall completely back onto the bed as Rafe is pulling you even closer into his mouth somehow. He slips his index finger inside of you, pumping in and out at a fast pace

"Fuck Rafe..ahh" you moan as Rafe makes you cum for the 2nd time with his mouth. "I gotta fuck this pretty cunt honey... I'm so fucking hard I can't wait anymore" Rafes groaning out as he starts unzipping his jeans...

Rafes pulling his boxes off freeing his cock showing the pre cum glistening on his tip making you eager to have him inside of you finally. He's watching you lose your dress and bra as he strokes his cock spreading his pre-cum all over his shaft

Shit he looks so menacing like that towering over you, stroking himself. "Please, please, Rafe," you're crying to him, pulling him closer to you, wrapping your legs around his waist

"Ok honey ok," he's rubbing his hand up and down your thigh while he rubs his dick up and down your slit. He taps your clit with the tip of his cock before he pushes inside you. "Mmm fuck" you whine out. It always stung a little when Rafe fucked you at first from his size. After giving you a minute to adjust while he plants kisses across your collarbone he starts slowly pushing inside you

"Raffee, go faster, please," you're crying out, burying yourself into his shoulder and needing more from him. "I've got you hun" he grunts out driving his cock deeper inside of you at a fast pace. You can't even control your volume if you even wanted to. He's hitting your g-spot with every thrust and his pelvic bone hitting your clit with every thrust

"Can feel you clenching around me and getting wetter... you gonna cum for me?" Rafe asks as he can tell your getting closer and closer to cumming. Shit he can't get over how good you look under him. All small and completely fucked out all you can do is nod your head

Words are leaving your head. You feel like your body is vibrating from your orgasm it being stronger than the other two from being sensitive. Your clenching down so hard onto Rafes dick he's muttering nonsense onto your lips and his hips falter as he cums inside you

You can feel his cum spilling out of you as he pulls out making you feel empty without him inside. "God, that was so good... I can't ever get over how good you look or feel," he tells you as he kisses you as you come down from your high still too gone to talk yet

Rafe goes to the bathroom and brings a washcloth to wipe you down, and you can see he tossed on sweats while he cleaned himself up. Once he's done cleaning you up, you feel yourself start to come back to earth. "I loved that too," you tell Rafe as he starts to put your clothes back on for you. "Yeah?" He asks, titling his head and pulling you into his arms to tuck you into his body like a cocoon. "Yeah, you make me feel so good, and you look so good over me. I don't know." You laugh out a little bit, admitting again that you definitely liked feeling small and safe with Rafe no matter the situation. He loved it too as he stroked your hair, and he rocked you two together cuddling. You two fitting together like a perfect puzzle. "I love it..." Rafe admits, too. "I like knowing that I'm so much bigger than you protecting you and shit...I mean my hand swallows your face basically," he spits out. " I like that too," you tell him as you nuzzle even closer into him, feeling content into his lap. Rafe says to you before you fall asleep in his lap, curled up. "I think I just love everything about you honestly," he adds and presses a kiss to your head as you drift off...

This was super self indulgent for my short ass and all the other short girlies 🫡

[blackkatdraws2]

1st Batch: the Inhabitants

[Blank Scripts AU (non-canonical)]

Multiple footsteps reverberated within the claustrophobic stairways of the Parable.

One strikingly beautiful old man elegantly struts up the stairs with a scowl on his face, having a heated one-sided discussion (lecture) with a poor stuttering businessman on his phone call.

The rest simply follow him, a group of special individuals who have come and now reside in this strange building for their own peculiar reasons. They don't quite understand many things about the workings of this place, but one thing is for certain.

Wherever the Narrator tells them to go, whatever he tells them to do, they comply.

BATCH LIST:

- [1st Batch: The Inhabitants] - [2nd Batch: The Janitors] - [3rd Batch: The Citizens] - [4th Batch: The Guardians]

↓ [Chatter and Credits below] ↓

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The first illustration is posted! [Yay!] There will be more coming soon!

I've decided to pair these characters together due to a single uniting trait they all shared. Being residents of the Parable! [Either as an NPC or as something else.]

I admit that I went in with a lot of confidence, thinking I would finish this illustration in just a day or two, and I got HUMBLED. Starting June 16th [the day after everyone's characters got submitted] I spent five days just drawing this one illustration alone. [I draw fast, I usually only spend a few hours on one drawing before moving on, so this was a challenging experience.]

There were many factors contributing to why it took me so long. Such as drawing blindly [not preparing before trying to render and failing at it], not using references, lack of experience drawing buildings from scratch, etc. [Okay, now I just sound like I'm making excuses but wow that was really hard HAHAHA I almost got art-block as a result!]

My grievances aside, I'm happy with the result!

Mell by @katkit-drops-alt

Her dress and concept are absolutely lovely!! I like how, despite how terrifying she may come off, she's ultimately still a girl with her own normal life to live [or whatever it is that's normal to her anyway.] Her silly farm boyfriend is cute too!

[unnamed character] by @rick-ety

Ahh this girl!! I'm interested in her! [I love character designs that look 'ghostly' or dead.] Her pretty long hair reminds me a lot of Sadako [that one ghost girl with long black hair covering her face...] Her poor limbs missing and the twist of her not dying simply because she's already dead ahhh!!! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

Helena by @neat-o-things

A silly girl who died in the Parable as she was about to make it out then ended up getting reincarnated as an NPC, making maps for the Parable, not knowing why she's doing it or where she even is!!! Only that she feels like she should :). I hold her dearly.

Anika by @hyydrochloricacidd

Uwwaahh we have sisters!! Anika is so unnervingly tall and creepy, I love that seemingly doll-like look on her face. It feels very uncanny! I can't wait to draw her sister Anala soon.

Root by @therootthatquestiond

AHH a drawing in Roblox!! (p≧w≦q) I love Roblox, you did a really great job!! We appreciate our quiet guy Root. Praise Root.

[loolilyumm]

I am screaming. Sobbing. Girlboss and fail-wife is my favorite dynamic. The way you draw is so pretty and your colors are so good plus people who draw 3 with sanitization scars are literally so cool I mean look at acht, there’s canonical examples of it. But literally going aaaa rn because I love your ocs.

We got Reese and Margot, how about 4 and 8?

OMG AHH IM SO SOSOSO HAPPY YOU LIKE THEM..AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASKS I LOVE ANSWERING THEM!! 🫶🫶🫶

I want to yap about my agents in separate posts so this one will be all about 8!

THIS IS OLIVE! She became agent 8 in the deepsea metro and has been a super active agent in the NSS ever since! They are like family to her - she lived with Pearl and Marina for almost 3 years before moving in with Reese! (Captain/Agent 3)

She was 14 during splatoon 1, and 16 during the events of octo expansion. Now in splat 3 she is 19!

She mains the dark tetra dualies but can use any weapon. She's super fast and agile so she likes weapons that work well with her speed.

She was an elite solider in the octoling army - she had just become one before she was ambushed by Cuttlefish and agent 3 (Reese) and they all fell into the metro.

None of them ended up falling in the same area of the metro, and Olive ended up being found by Tartar’s sanitized octolings and taken to the sanitation chambers to have her memory erased.

Side tangent - I have a specific idea in mind about how octolings are sanitized. If you want to watch this video, it explains it really well - https://youtu.be/zu4czvg5ClI?si=wFz1lABgkv7hz8Wk

But TLDR, there are 2 stages of sanitization. Stage one includes being wiped of all memories. The subject then has to go through a series of tests and trials before Tartar decides what to do with them based on how well they did. Then they get either blended or brainwashed into oblivion! 😆😆 woohoo yay! J think based on the side order diaries it kind of confirmed that 8 went through that first process…it just never said how so I made that part up. Lol

ANYWAY..!!! At the same time Olive is taken, Reese wakes up and begins searching for captain Cuttlefish. He doesn’t find him, but you know what he does find??!!?!?

WHOAAA WOWWW HE FINDS OLIVE

He’s like holy cow..! That’s the girl that was just attacking me…😦 and he’s like ahhh! I gotta help her!

But by the time the two of them make it out, he realizes that it’s too late. Her memory was completely wiped. The sanitization doesn’t leave any physical effects on her except for her eyes - they turned turquoise. The same color as the sanitized ink.

The two of them needed to find a way to find cuttlefish and get out of this creepy place, so they kept moving. Pretty soon they made their way into a train station and found cuttlefish waiting for them there!! And there was also a weird telephone that told Olive she was the newest test subject - and that passing all these trials was the key to getting her memories back and getting to the “promised land.”

Reese just went along with it because he assumed that was what octolings called the surface. He wanted to be a test subject too so he could help Olive, but the phone rejected him. No inklings allowed!

She was forced to go through hundreds of rigorous tests. She wanted more than anything to get back her memories and reach paradise. As she regained more memories, she realizes how different her old life was from the kindness these inklings were showing her now (and the two people on the radio called Pearl and Marina!). It just propels her toward finishing the tests, pushing herself to her limit, doing it not just for herself but for all of them.

She forms a really deep bond with these inklings. Cuttlefish is like a grandfather to her. Reese makes her heart flutter in ways she doesn’t even understand.

As the tests go on, she regains muscle memories from her days as an elite solider. She’s good at fighting. Really good. But these tests are really hard. 8 knows she can do it, but they’re really, really hard. And all these bad memories aren’t helping.

Through blood, sweat, and tears, Olive finally collects the 4 thangs and they can finally go to the surface! She is so proud of herself and feels on top of the world. Cuttlefish and Olive take the thangs to the telephone and wait for Reese, who’s out exploring the metro (one of the things he does to take up time and secure their safety). But the telephone is telling them they gotta go NOW and they can’t wait for Reese!

Cuttlefish and Olive say nope, nope, not happening. So they are forced into the blender and AHH!! OH NO VERY BAD!! EVERYONE FLIPS OUT AND…!!!

Reese appears and THROWS HIMSELF at the blender. Surprisingly, it works. The three of them leave the telephone and super jump through the hole Reese made in the ceiling. They’re going to get to the surface themselves.

Somewhere around the 4th phase, they are ambushed by a group of sanitized octolings. Olive gets separated from Reese and Cuttlefish. She is forced to keep moving and hope that they have made it to the elevator before her.

They have, but not in the way she thought! When she sees Reese’s partial sanitation, she doesn’t want to hurt him and holds back, resulting in herself getting injured very badly. She realizes this isn’t the friend she knows, and manages to defeat three and rescue him from brainwashing.

Soon after that she also saves the whole world and defeats Tartar. PERRIOODDD!! #slaythehousedown #girlboss

Reese and Olive got into a relationship soon after the events of octo expansion. They help each other through all the trauma of what happened down there and are the bestest friends and love each other so so much! Yay!!

And Olive got a new family that she loves so so much. YAYYY!!

AS OF SPLATOON 3…EBERYONE IS DOING AMAZING!! YAY!! Agent 4 is Olive’s new bestie. Margot (New agent 3) is like the little sister she never had. She and Reese have moved in together. She still does regular missions for the NSS and treats it as a full time job. She’s so proud of Reese for becoming captain. She couldn’t think of anyone more deserving.

I still haven’t decided what really goes down during the events of side order - I didn’t love that it was all a simulation, so idk how I’d write around that. I’ll figure it out! But for now, Let’s just say it’s not very fun for Olive.

BUTTTTT after the events of side order, she regains all of her lost memories (she left a few behind in Kamabo) and rediscovers herself.

HOLY CANNOLI I wrote a lot. I think about Olive so much and I hope you guys love her as much as I do.

If you guys have any questions about them whatsoever, please PLEASE feel free to send over an ask! I love answering them!!

IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR…I love u. Mwah!

[h0ney-mochi]

a little kunikuzushi brainrot from the anon who sent the kissing scara ask ...... i just NEED someone to talk to about this ughh

okay. he's, of course, innocent as ever, so this one time when he comes across a ✨spicy✨ moment in some book he'd been reading, kuni doesn't understand what's happening in that scene. so he comes to you for help!

when he asks about it, you chuckle awkwardly and try to avoid explaining it to him, but kuni's eager to learn and doesn't want to give up easily. he's so cute omg

my brain has a limit, so what would you do?

(also, you seem like a pretty cool person! can i be 🧋 anon?)

Kunikuzushi x reader ;; readers pronouns not mentioned

SUGGESTIVE CONTENT (it's mainly sfw, but at the end it gets a little suggestive)

Summary: Kunikuzushi spends some of his time reading. His pure, innocent self comes across a.. scene, which he doesn't really understand, but from the sentences it's good..? So he comes to you, asking for your help on it. How could you deny him when he's so eager to know..?

A/n: WELCOME 🧋 ANON <33 Thank u sm for the ask!! I like to think I'm pretty alright :)) I don't think I wrote this well ahh.... 🙌

This made me think, a little hard to write on the explaining, so that part is a little messy.. but ahhh, explaining to lil innocent kuni what the scene is... his flushed reaction... aah~ the possibilities?!

Minor writer, dni if uncomfortable!

You're just relaxing in your room, writing some things down on a small paper. That's when you heard footsteps and the door open. You turn around and see that it's Kunikuzushi. You noticed that he had a book in hand. You greet him, asking what brings him to you, while you go back to your paper.

He walks next to you and sits down on the chair next to the desk. "Well I- there's this scene in the book and I don't understand.. it..?" He quickly opens up the book again and you put your pen down. Kuni shows you and you take it in your hands, reading. It takes you a moment to realize you're reading one of those spicy scenes. You stop reading as you widen your eyes, looking at him, back at the words and then back at him.

You put the book back in front of him, awkwardly laughing. "Well, that's- It's not really important, so you can just continue in the book," you say, smiling slightly at him, "It's not the the end, is it?" He nods, but continues to speak, "Well, yeah, but I want to know. She describes it as-" "I very well read what she described it as, Kuni," you chuckle, tapping your fingers against the desk, "But it's something you can learn later in life, you know-?"

"Why can't you just tell me?" He stares with a confused look, "Is it really that bad? The author certainly doesn't write it like that-" You let out a sigh, thinking, staring at the book. He leans down to meet your gaze, "Please?" You look at him. Is it really worth telling this pure soul what he just read? Well, his curiosity is adorable.. Oh dear. He won't back away that easily, so might as well just get over it, no?

"Alright, um," you start, clearing your throat, "Give me the book again." Kuni gives it to you and you head to the page. You read through the start of the scene and then a bit after, quickly grasping on what exactly you're about to explain to him. You're not sure if he genuinely does not know anything or maybe he knows something, just a little.. you hope he does, would ease your mind..

You start speaking, asking 'simple' questions first, such as how much does he know about anything related, and all that jazz. You're regretting everything as you're proven again that no, he does not know.

And so you explain. Bit by bit, you try your best to tell him that yes, that's seggs, and yes, a man has his dick inside a woman in the scene. And yes that they both receive pleasure. You tried your best, yet you had no idea what the fuck were you trying to say. But the more you tried to explain, the more you noticed his face getting hotter. He asks questions, you answer them.

At some point you shut up completely, seeing Kunikuzushi put his hands on his face for a moment. "Are you okay?? I know this is a very awkward topic, I don't know if I'm even telling you something," you chuckle a little. He takes his hands away and swallows. Kuni looks back at you, shifting in his seat, "..And how do they- how does that feel?" You blink. Thinking for a moment, you respond, "Well, it usually feels good, the author wrote it as.. well, we both read it."

"Have you done it?" His gaze is unfocused. You shake your head, "No, but I've read of it, maybe seen it, and few of my friends speak of it." It's silent, Kuni being lost in thought. Then he whispers an "Could we try it?" Your eyes widen at that. He looks at you with a pleading look, "Pleaase? I want to know how that is.." "Kuni, this is something you should really think about first-" You quickly respond, but he interrupts you.

"Please?"

..You can't say no to that, can you?

So with few more sentences, and him being eager to have you show him, you and him were on the bed. Your hand held his face as you told him how to kiss, Kuni immediately pressing his lips against yours when you stop talking.

Then you had him part his lips, so you could show him more how a kiss can be. Your hand on his cheeks, the other at his waist. In between kisses, he's telling you how he's feeling weirder and hotter. Each of your soft touch on his body was making him shudder and make noise in your mouth.

"Are you sure?" You ask again, hand tracing his arm. He nods quickly, "Yes, yes, please." So you continued. You laid down while telling Kuni what to do, telling him that yes, you can touch that, yeah you can touch that as well. It seemed like he couldn't focus though, too much information, too much of your touch, your words, you. His hands were a little shaky, he was flushed and his eyes always went from your eyes to your body. After a moment, he just mumbled out an 'It's too much..'

You nodded, saying it's completely fine. You understand. You laid him down and got on top, indulging him another kiss. His hands went on your shoulders, moaning in the kiss when your hand trailed down his stomach. Kuni pulls away, bucking his hips, "Lower.. please, touch me-" So you did. And his head falls back as a whine comes through. You press a kiss to his cheek, "I'll show you what they did, alright?"

[sweetestcaptainhughes]

❤️‍🔥18 with Jack PLS!

thank you for being so patient. ❤️ I realize this is a werid place to end this and I'm sorry for that.

200 Followers Celebration.

"I wanna go again"

Something just sort of happened, you were suppose to be on your way downstairs to join the rest of Jack's friends to go on the boat. But as soon as he stepped inside your bedroom, and saw you adjusting your new bikini you brought for this summer, the same dark crystal blue as Jack's eyes.

Jack doesn't say anything as he leans against the now closed door. "What is it too much?" you ask, suddenly feeling conscious about how the triangle cut is fitting on your boobs. "too much side boob right." suddenly trying to cover your chest.

Finally Jack reaches you, taking your hands and removing your arms holding them to your stomach with one hand. "you look fucking perfect, but you aren't leaving this bedroom in that bikini God help me." he mumbles as kisses the sensitive part of your next right under your ear. The only spot where you're immediately putty in his hands, immediately pushing your ass which is barely covered by the throng bottoms to his crutch.

"J I brought this for this trip." you agure even though your eyes are closed and your body is focused on Jack, your brain wants to fight that you wanna wear it.

"nope, don't worry it will get good use babygirl within these four walls." he whispers. Taking his free hand that isn't holding down your hands and slipping it inside your bottoms lightly teasing your clit.

"ahh why?" you asked still trying to hold a conversation, Jack chuckled at you, this was one of the many reasons he fell in love with you, you might be the only person he has ever met in his life that is just as stubborn as he is.

"because 1) my friends and brothers don't get to see your perfectly lil sexy round ass or almost your entire boob since they are barely secure in this thing." he says pulling and snapping at the string around your neck causing a slight pain due to some light burning from earlier that week. But all you could do is moan in response welcoming the pain. "2) because I've had a hard-on since I got in here and I don't want blue balls for 4 hours on boat in the middle of fucking no where." Looking directly at you in the mirror, still not stophis light touches on your clitt or the ghosting feeling of his fingers at your enterance

"ahhh" throwing your head back. "okay just please do something" trying to step away assuming you would be going to the bed.

"naw naw naw. I'm gonna fuck you right here with my fingers and your gonna watch yourself cum undone to nothing but my fingers, and then if your a good girl keep your eyes open, maybe I'll eat you out before I wanna go again in front of this mirror fucking you so hard you have to steady yourself against this thing while I watch your boobs fall out of your little skimpy top that won't even be able keep your boobs in place due to my dick let alone the fucking boat."

[babygirl-panda19]

~You're such a good girl~

✨ Vi!arcane x fem!reader ✨

Warning: PLZ IF UR NOT 18+ GO AWAY!!! other than that plz enjoy this fluffy, smut that has been in my brain the last few weeks 💓

Side note: This is my very first writing so plz bare with me if I make any mistakes

Criticism is welcomed bullying is not!

NSFW undercut

It's been 3 years since you and Vi have started dating. When she first reappeared, all the feelings and emotions you thought you had suppressed came flooding back to the surface. It took little to no time for you to spill all your feelings to her. Of course she felt the same, she actually loved you since you two were children. Even more so while she was locked up, you and powder were the only two things that made her keep going.

Now dating for 3 years almost 4, you can safely say Vi was an expert in getting you wet with just one glance from her. Well let's be honest everything about her just turns you on.

Vi loved to be in control, top or bottom, you knew you had zero control especially when she has you split her open while she pets you calling you her good girl.

" That's it baby, ahh, yes" Vi says, holding your hips helping you set pace while fucking her. Throwing her head back you can't help but admire her tits as they bounce. Holding her right leg up with your left hand, your right hand comes up to play with her tits, pinching... squeezing.

Feeling your hands on her tits made her look up. Faster than you can blink she moves your hand off and grabs your chin, pulling you forward. Causing you to thrust deeper. "Ahh, fuck, who said you can touch?" She said looking straight into your eyes. Halting all movements you move your hands to the side of her head "I'm sorry Vi I'm sorry" eyes swelling with tears you plea making the best puppy eyes you can.

You didn't want to stop. You can't stop. Being able to fuck Vi knowing it's you her ~good girl~ making her gasp, moan and cum. It's making you gush all over the soft material of the strap Vi herself put on you. Tightening it where the middle string is constantly rubbing your clit with every thrust you make.

"It's ok baby, you're my good little puppy right? You do what you're told." Her hand slid to the back of your head and yanked your head back. "Since you like my tits so much why don't you put that little mouth of yours to use and suck em?" Leaning on one elbow the other hand is still in your hair. Bringing your head to her chest. "Don't forget to keep fuckin me baby you make me feel so good baby." Excitement courses throughout your body you slowly set pace and you gently lay Vi back who lays back willingly. Placing both hands on the back of her knees you bring them up to her chest. "Oh fuck baby." leaning down letting the flat of your tongue lick her left nipple then you move to the right. Licking up the middle then placing your whole mouth on her left tit sucking and licking as if your life depends on it. "Yes! Oh fuck yes baby! That's it come on faster"

Her hand that wasn't in your hair slips in between your bodies and finds her clit. Rubbing hard she moans so loud that you worry you will get a noise complaint from your neighbors. But looking through your lashes while latched to her tits, the sight you see is engraved in your head.

Vi, head thrown back, eyes closed, jaw slacked, chest rapidly going up and down. Her muscular arms flexing with every rub she gives her clit. Her legs that you were holding down tense up. You know she's about to cum. Your pace speeds up, you're pounding her. Her eyes open and she smiles.

"fuck that's it, make me cum baby" She's looking right into your eyes. You feel it too your gonna cum.

"fuck come with me baby come with me don't stop don't s-" she freezes her legs shake, she squirts all over your tummy and strap. "Fuck! Ahhh!"

The sight is too beautiful you feel the hard rub of the strap between your legs and you too squirt all over yourself. "Fuck Vi!!!" Screaming and shaking your knees almost buckle. You slow down to a halt.

Mouth still lapping at her chest you lay your body on Vi. Letting out small moans.

VI with eyes closed legs of jelly embraces you. Taking deep breaths "fuck baby...your such a good girl...good girl...making me cum.." with a smirk she pets your head.

You have no idea what happens next cuz you're sure you blacked out after hearing her praise you.

(sorry for the weird ending...I had no idea how to end it 😅 plz let me know what you think I would really appreciate it ❤️)

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

What about accidentally sitting on obey me brothers face??

Accidentally Sitting On Their Face | Yandere Obey Me!

Lucifer 

“How in the Devildom did you end up like this?!”

“I don’t want to point fingers but it was-”

“Mammon? I’m going to kill him, just hold tight I’ll get up the steps to get you.”

“No! Agh I’m slipping!”

“(Y/n)!”

He just so happened to find you hanging on the railing of the mansion during their stay in the human world

But the human world has a tendency to make you slow

So it didn’t really occur to him to transform and fly up to you 

All he mustered at the time was catching you himself

He might have miscalculated as you sat firmly on his face

“Ahhh Luci! I’m so sorry!” 

Horrified you spring up 

letting him gain his bearings as he wiped imaginary dust off his pants

“I wished we could save such activities for the bedroom but if you insist.”

He’s usually so composed when you try to tempt him

But your boldness just gets the best of him

“Where are you going, we’re not done here.”

Mammon

“Go ahead (Y/n) just grab as much as you can! I have a whole bag!”

“Okay okay just don’t squeeze too hard!”

If it weren’t for his ultimate goal of getting the mineral deposit he would have been indulging in the intimacy of holding you up

Trying to push yourself up higher you wobbled with a loss of balance

Coming crashing down on the avatar of greed

“Oh, my–Mammon are you okay? Can you breath at all.”

“Mmmm~”

He can’t 

But why would he when he’s deeply focused on suffocating in your scent

He would have never had a chance otherwise

He whines when you lift up from him 

Turning his head when you question the attitude change

When he gets more confident he’ll ask you to do it on purpose

“Come on, lucky charm! It’s for luck in the casino! Don’t you want to give me luck!?”

Satan

It’s all his fault 

This man would sooner murder his brother with a ‘prank’ than clean his room

Even when you decide to actually come to hang out in his room 

It’s a given that you slip while he’s nose-deep in this latest book

Providing the perfect distraction for a demon otherwise too focused to even think about the cleanliness of his room

“Ahh ouch! But of course, I would slip because you don’t clean…Satan?”

“...”

“Why is it so hot down…Ah, Satan!? Are you okay?”

“...Yes, I just…give me a minute…”

He’s spacing out for the rest of the week replaying the moment over and over again

It’s appalling how unprepared for this he is

Practically high on ecstasy for a week

He needs to get himself together if not for your sanity than for his own

“Y-you want me to sit on your face?”

“Yes, this is the perfect form for exposure therapy. So that hopefully next time this should happen I’ll be better able to handle it.”

He never will

Leviathan

Similar scene 

It's dark he leaves a lot of things laying around

And when he’s forcing you to sit in his lap for hours at a time 

When you finally get up your plummeting right back down

Providing Levi with the plush softness of your butt

Now as long as he’s not on a checkpoint who are we kidding he’d be happy even still

“Mmmmmm!”

“Aaaaaaaa!!”

“OmigoshOmigoshOmigoshOmigosh you’re on top of me! I’m in you! Aaahhh this is just like that scene from the Rurichan!!! This is my moment!”

He’s oddly hyped

He takes it as a reward for some of the instant kill missions he’s completed in your name

Rationalizing that you're too wonderful, too mighty to tell him directly

So this is your little way of thanking him

So excuse his forceful behavior when you try to get up

“L-levi you can’t keep doing this! You’ve got to let me go!”

“Nope! I’m reaping the conquest of my grinding…ha ha..in life I mean.”

Asmodeus

“Whoa you almost got it (Y/n)~! Just keep looking~!”

“Is it really far back, I can’t seem to–eh?! Asmo you’re holding the latter right?”

“Huh-uh!”

Totally orchestrates the scenario

He’s been thinking about it for a while 

And cuddling just isn’t doing it for him anymore

Rather he’s looking for some new material to jerk himself off to

He’s very much still into cuddling, he’s just peeved he got caught

“Ooops~!”

“Ah!”

Landing perfectly on his face, Asmo is so pleased he actually did the math for this

He squishes his face into your crevices

Unrefutably sniffing as he holds your shocked self in place

Maybe even a lick or two or twenty

“Ah~Asmodeus! S-stop it! Let me up!”

“Ahh~! I wish I could see your face~but I’m a little busy!”

Beelzebub

“What are you going up there?”

“Dang it Beel, this is my stash! I–whoa!”

“(Y/n)!” He catches you 

But with his face

True to form he doesn’t necessarily pick up on the implication

But he knows one thing 

“Mmmhmhmh!”

“Beel! Don’t try to talk to me just let me-”

“But it smells good here…can I–”

“No Beel! Stop! Let go of my–Ah! Don’t use your teeth!”

He acts like a starving animal trying to get a taste

Either give him a taste or throw him a bone

“I just really like that feeling…I want to feel it again.”

Belphegor

It's known that Belphie sleeps anywhere

Not only that 

He walks in his sleep 

So it isn’t bizarre that he ends up sleeping where you might be sitting

“Oh my gosh, Belphie-? What?”

“Zzzzz stay–zzz”

He’s not letting go 

No matter how hard you pull or try to unhook his fingers 

It makes you wonder if he’s even sleeping at this point

“Oh? (Y/n) what are doing…”

“I accidentally…sat here but then you wouldn’t let me go…but now that your awake can you let me–”

“Nope.”

“What?!”

“I think I’ll turn you around but I’m not letting you go.”

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The author of this captions decided to stay anonymous. Enoy!

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“Oooof… hand me the oil would ya son?” He asked as he plopped down on the couch spreading his legs and undid his belt and zipper to make room for his big heavy belly to rest in between. I handed him the coconut oil and watched as he took a hand full and rubbed the sides of his big achy stomach. He was 9 months along now with quads and was due any day now. “They get bigger and bigger by the day! I don’t know how much bigger i could possibly get.” He says as he slaps both hands at the sides of his big round oily belly and rubs in big circles . “Ooh oof ungh” he grunts and moans as the babies kick and protest at the pressure of his rubbing. “You should be due any day now. Need any help?” I offered. Truth be told I enjoyed watching him sit on the couch everyday unable to get up from the size and weight of his heavy and perfectly round gut that protruded so far that he had no choice but to let it rest in between his tired legs spread out wide. In the mornings he’d eat and engorge until his belly was tight and full. After all he was eating for 5. In the afternoon I’d sit and watch tv with him and sometimes when the quads were less active I’d rest my head atop his round firm stomach while rubbing his underbelly gently to lessen the pressure. I’d help him up and he’d waddle around the house holding his heavy belly from underneath and picking it up to lessen the weight. At night he’d sit in bed and rub his belly for hours to relieve the aches and stretching until he knocked out but today he needed my assistance to reach every inch of his big round achy belly. The quads were heavy, each weighing approximately 8 pounds. “Yes please! Ugh I can only rub so much myself. Please be gentle… ohh ooof… my belly is feeling especially heavy and sensitive today.” He held his under belly and picked it up to relieve the weight of it for a few seconds and then let go and as it plopped back down it jiggled and the babies again kicked and squirmed in protest. I took the oil in my hands and eagerly walked over to his immense gut. I started with rubbing his outie belly button and then went to the top of his mound and ran my hands up and down the middle of his big pregnant stomach. His moans and grunts are what I really wanted to hear so I ignored his direction about being gentle and rigorously rubbed the sides of this big belly with a moderate amount of pressure. It was softer than it looked so I was able to really get in there. “Ooohhh it hurts… ugghh… but it feels so good…don’t stop…. keep rubbing… ohhh the babies hate it…. ohhh wow ughhhng” he moaned and grunted in pain and pleasure. I enjoyed rubbing this big ball of a belly until his tight skin absorbed all the oil. “How was that?” I said as I gave the last rub and took one hand away and gave him a couple pats in the middle of his belly followed by a playful slap at the top of his ginormous ball gut. “That felt amazing. But… ooof..Babies didn’t like it from the looks of it” the quads kicked and made his belly bounce and sway and jiggle. "Ahh! Oh! Ooof… oh… I think it’s time" he screamed in pain as he held his now tightening ball gut. “Time for what !? They’re coming? Was I too rough???” "I don’t know but I feel my belly tightening up! Ahhh!“ He roared in agony. I didn’t know how to deliver! Wtf was I supposed to do? So I stripped his pants off and helped him lay down on the carpet. He held his big belly and clenched at the side and under of his giant mound in pain. His belly was tightening up. I gave it a quick poke and it was hard as a rock. Suddenly I heard a gush of liquid. His water broke. “Help me!!! Tell me when to push! Oh god please son you’ve gotta deliver the quads!ahhh ohhh..! ” he screamed. I took a look and could see the first head crowning. “You’re crowning! Push! Push now! Hard!” "I can’t! It’s too much pressure it hurts!“ So I helped him push. I pressed down as hard as I could on his big hard stomach full of life until I could feel the first of the babies. I helped push them all out one…by…one.

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Kinktober 17

🔞Minors Do Not Interact🔞

Kinktober Masterlist

A/N: Since Ao'nung is usually so smug and confident, I couldn't help but want to see him needy. I hope you guys enjoy it! All characters are aged up.

Pairing: Ao'nung x Fem!Human!Reader

Warnings: Masturbation (F), Teasing, Cockwarming, P in V, Begging, Needy!Ao'nung, Praise

A devious smile sits on your face while you watch Ao’nung squirm and fidget underneath you. His hips jerk and buck dying for friction. You move your hips back and forth lazily just enough to keep him hard and twitching inside of you, but nowhere near enough to help him finish yet.

“Please, yawne. I need…need you t-to move…” he pleas with you throwing his head back. This was torture for him and you knew it. But that was what made it hot.

“Mmm, I can’t hear you, my love.” You tease turning up your vibrator that sat against your pulsing clit making you moan louder.

Ao’nung watches you with drunk eyes that are just on the verge of watering.

“I-I need to cum!” his voice cracks just the slightest bit and it makes you bite your lip.

“Hmmm…” you pretend to think about it for a moment starting to lift your hips just about an inch finally giving him a glimmer of hope. “Nope.” You quickly sit back down and rip away his chance at real relief opting instead to rub the head of your vibrator in circles on your clit.

He lets out a pained groan and his whole body shudders desperate for you to give him what he needs.

“Please, please, sevin!” he cries out.

You reach out one hand to hold his face and make him look at you. His eyes are glistening with tears that are starting to form and his parted lips spill panting breaths. His skin is slick with sweat and his hair is in messy, loose curls on his head.

“God, you’re so pretty when you beg.” You coo at him. It was true, the sight of him pleading beneath you and desperate to fuck you senseless made heat ignite in your belly and the knot in your core was ready to snap at any second. “I’ll give you what you need soon, love.”

“No, I need you now” he whines. His hands sneak their way up to hold your hips to try and make you move on his own. You quickly smack his hands away causing him to groan again.

It was getting to be overwhelming for Ao’nung. He was always the impatient type. Cockwarming was fine for him when you’d go to sleep together and he wanted to be extra close to you, but right now, he was fighting for his life trying to reach his release. And you were making it hell for him. It was already a tight fit for him inside of you, but with you using your vibrator, not only could he also feel the gentle rumbling from inside of you, it would also make your walls clench and pulse around him even tighter. He was starting to feel delirious from his need.

“I’ll do anything. Whatever you want! Just please move!” he says letting his head fall back against your headboard in defeat.

“Anything?”

His ears immediately perk up hearing your tone and he looks at you like how a puppy looks at a treat. “Yes. Yes! Anything! Just please let me cum!”

“Tell me how good it feels and maybe I’ll give you what you want.”

You didn’t have to tell him twice. “You feel so good, yawne. So warm and wet. Mmf and you’re squeezing me so tight. I want to cum inside of you so bad.”

“Ahhh…fuck…” you moan listening to him. “Ahh, I’m so close, Nung. More!”

His hands slide up to grope at your tits and tease your nipples between his fingertips. “You’re so perfect. My beautiful mate feels so good. I love having my cock inside you.”

“Mmm, Ao’nung!” your head spins when your orgasm finally crashes into you. Your whole body shakes on top of him and he sucks in a sharp breath feeling the constant fluttering of your walls around his dick. A sinful moan falls from your mouth and you finally pull the vibrator away before you scream.

Both of your chests heave dramatically catching your breath. When you look at Ao’nung’s face, his eyes are still pleading with you waiting for permission to take what he wants. You just smile at him and press a messy kiss to his lips.

“Take it.”

In seconds, his hands are on your ass and his hips are fucking into you wildly knocking the wind out of your smaller body.

“You are mean, you know that?”

“Shut up, you loved it.”

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