horatios-mom

[horatios-mom]

hey did you know that if something is too scary to deal with you can just avoid it

[horatios-mom]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[horatios-mom]

the thing about disability is it really does sometimes boil down to "wow i wish i could do that" and then you can't. and it sucks.

[horatios-mom]

the thing about cowboys. is that I have feelings for them

[horatios-mom]

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

[horatios-mom]

lesbian carabiners

[horatios-mom]

the minute i get a head massage its all over. put a hand in my hair and i'll forget all world domination plans forever and ever. please.

[horatios-mom]

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

[horatios-mom]

"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

[horatios-mom]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[horatios-mom]

bi king? where's he going?

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[horatios-mom]

wilson in his journal every night

[horatios-mom]

may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

[horatios-mom]

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

[horatios-mom]

[horatios-mom]

me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day and nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing