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font reviews based on how good :3 looks

Arial: Classic font, looks good for the most part, but a little bit bland also. 6/10

Berlin Sans FB: There's already a lot more character, but the mouth is simply too long and the lips don't curl enough which takes away from the experience. 4/10

Comic Sans MS: Now THAT'S a colon-three. There's so much silliness in that face it's hard to bear. My only real critique is that the eyes are just a smidge too narrow, but that's just a nitpick more than anything. 8/10

Courier New: Sleek. Professional. Big vertical eyes full of glee. Very solid choice for a colon-three font. 7/10

Jokerman: I feel bad for including this one. That font stood no chance against the others. This is the eldritch horror of colon-threes. These eyes are filled with nothing except murderous intent. The mouth is crooked with a sharp corner, but the most egregious part is probably the teeth-like protrustions from the bottom part of the mouth. 0/10

Goudy Stout: An interesting take on colon-three. I like the idea of having an incredibly thick mouth (even if it's a bit too thick for my liking), and the eyes being big and centered is a big positive. Much sillier than most fonts, but I think struggles to beat Comic Sans in terms of silliness. 6/10

Consolas: Worse version of Courier New. The lips just don't curl enough and it just ends up looking a little pathetic. 4/10

Fixedsys: Oh my god. Holy shit. What the fuck. 10/10

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good > finally building the habit of checking my trouser pockets for tissues and stuff before putting them in the washing machine

bad > being unable to do so without saying "what's it got in its nasty little pocketses" in a gollum voice

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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I had a rough day. Bartender, one glass of the characters kissing, please

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creature

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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

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happy birth to my favourite guy

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A visual of my brain the past few days. Ekko and Powpow ily

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sorry I’m interpreting your cool male character as a butch dyke who sucks. she’s better now

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hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

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friend overheard me saying “yeah he’s like…kind of cute. im a little scared of him though.” and she was like omg girl who!!! and I was like oh sorry. im literally talking about a mouse that lives in my church

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Quizzy... Quizzy you can't say that...

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AND SOMETIMES WHEN YOU’RE ON, YOU’RE REALLY FUCKING ON AND YOUR FRIENDS THEY SING ALONG AND THEY LOVE YOU. BUT THE LOWS ARE SO EXTREME THAT THE GOOD SEEMS FUCKING CHEAP AND IT TEASES YOU FOR WEEKS IN ITS ABSENCE. BUT YOU’LL FIGHT AND YOU’LL MAKE IT THROUGH, YOU’LL FAKE IT IF YOU HAVE TO AND YOU’LL SHOW UP FOR WORK WITH A SMILE. YOU’LL BE BETTER AND YOU’LL BE SMARTER AND MORE GROWN UP AND A BETTER DAUGHTER OR SON AND A REAL GOOD FRIEND. YOU’LL BE AWAKE, YOU’LL BE ALERT, YOU’LL BE POSITIVE THOUGH IT HURTS AND YOU’LL LAUGH AND EMBRACE ALL YOUR FRIENDS. YOU’LL BE A REAL GOOD LISTENER, YOU’LL BE HONEST, YOU’LL BE BRAVE, YOU’LL BE HANDSOME AND YOU’LL BE BEAUTIFUL. YOU’LL BE HAPPY.

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Band called ship of Theseus who replaces one of their members with every album release

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my beautiful wife "open link in new tab"

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learned how to use blenders film making tools