horatios-mom

[horatios-mom]

hey sorry i said those weird and pathetic things. do you still think i’m mysterious and alluring

[horatios-mom]

If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

[horatios-mom]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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[horatios-mom]

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

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[horatios-mom]

sometimes i wish the gay people in my phone were gay people in my house. where i could give them snacks and blankets and hear the sound of their laughter

[horatios-mom]

i think more people should make their ocs fans of real life media. theres something hilarious about being like yeah this is my character prince blackheart darkness of the fallen shadowlands and yes she WAS a warrior cats kid growing up.

[horatios-mom]

oh i know they queen out together

[horatios-mom]

i love it when a story presents me with a woman who is a freakweirdo

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we need to bring back shows about four women who are friends again so badly. like for the culture.

[horatios-mom]

remember to pay attention to me btw. remember to pay attention and to be in love with me. btw. right now

[horatios-mom]

Story of my life

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Like I give a Fuck

[horatios-mom]

[horatios-mom]

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3