#ahem THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THA

[puffin-smoke]

:3 omg am I famous 👉👈

[amimuu]

Cold (Alter)

So guess who got bored and decided to remake the certified gut punch mini-comic….

(temporal link to original post cuz tumblr is being dumb again)

https://amimuu.tumblr.com/post/745325470342578176/cold-throws-this-here-and-runs-away-as-fast-as

Comic is under the cut!

HEY @artistic-misf1t GUESS WHAT

Ahem—I mean….hello again, crowd.

*The crowd stares at me, silent*

Uh…anyways—lord this weeks have been crazy. Je ne peu penser. My brain is mushing all three languages I know into one and it’s CHAOSSSS…but good chaos. Like Leshy!…Wait….

So guess who decided to test out how much she had improved drawing these dorks in the last couple months….MEEEEEEE—And what better way to do so than with one of my favorite mini-comics???

The first time I drew it I was a little sad I couldn’t exactly transmit the emotions I wanted to through the expressions of the characters��but now that I tried it again I was able to convey it so much better!! Perhaps I should do this kinda stuff more often LMAOOO would that be cool?

Anyways…thanks for reading, I had lots of fun drawing this :DD (Lamb was kind of imposible to draw at some points tho but eh)

Huh? What’s that? Why did I change the ending? No I didn’t, this is the alter of the og comic! It serves as context for this one too! (Go check it out) alright, I’m out now. Until next time!!!

[skylarsblue]

✦Incorrect C.O.D Quotes, since AO3 is down✦

Gaz: I wanna know what exactly your type is. Y/N: I'm not just gonna give you more fodder to throw at me- Gaz: I have an idea of it already, but I want details! Y/N: No! Gaz: Like- König! Would you- Y/N: Of fuckin’ course I wanna fuck König! He’s huge, he could LITERALLY snap me in half and my dad didn’t love me, of course I want him to fuck me! Soap: *does that weird inhale-choke-cough*

— (Dick mention + a woman’s experience of a dude making gross comments. It’s funny I swear-) Fem!medic!Y/N: most of the time, people are pretty nice and sometimes impressed when when I bring up I’m a medical professional. Other times…eh.. Soap: Eh? Y/N: Sometimes you get conspiracy theorists. Soap: Ohhhh… Y/N: Some evangelists, gross dudes. Gaz: Gross dudes? What’s the worst you’ve heard? Ghost, sipping a whiskey: This outta be good. Y/N: Uh, once I told this man hitting on me I was a field doctor? He said, and I quote. “Been awhile since my last check up, mind checking me for ball cancer.” And I- Gaz: WHAT Soap: YOU’RE KIDDING Y/N: I am not. I just- I walked away. Price: Fuckin’ hell. Y/N: It’s fine. He got shot in the dick next mission, ended up with a male doctor. Ghost: Karma at its best.

- Graves: Oh FUCK YOU Y/N: Tsk, oooo…you don’t have enough money for that. Soap: HAHA!

- Soap, drunk: Back Street’s back, alright! Do do do do- Gaz, drunk on Price’ shoulders: Dodooodo- Price: Simon, get your boy. Ghost: *picking Soap up by his belt, carrying him like a bag* Yes sir.

- Recruit: When you gonna stop giving me blue balls? Gaz: Whoa hey!- Y/N: Aight, I got my steel toes on. How bout we make’em black and blue? Recruit: I- Y/N: Shut the fuck up. I’ve already turned you down, get a hint. Word of advice? Rather than shoot for the stars, maybe shoot your shot in your lower bracket, yeah? Recruit: Gaz: Someone get a fire extinguisher, this dudes been burned. Soap: On it. *sprays recruit with fire extinguisher*

- Soap: Nice onesie, does it come in men’s? Gaz, in his pyjamas: I think you cum enough in men for the all of us. Soap: ACK- Ghost: *slides out of the room*

- Ghost: Have you ever considered, just once, using your brain first? Soap: Now why would I do that?

- (Insert random name I HC for Laswell’s wife) Kate, after being in a bad explosion and ending up in this hospital: My wife, she’ll get upset if she sees you rubbing me like that on my chest. Diana: I am your wife. Kate …. Diana: :) Heart rate monitor: BEEPBEEPBEEPBE- Kate Hi. Diana: Hehe, hi. Gaz, in the corner: Oh to be in love. Soap: This is disgusting, why can’t I have this? >:,( Gaz: Cause your type in men is awful. Soap: Hey!

- Y/N: *walks into common room* Hello, I am very upset. I feel a meltdown coming on and you are all buff men, so I would like to request being picked up and held like a baby for a short period of time, please. Soap: Do you want to talk about what’s bothering you? Y/N: Nope. König: ….*slowly approaches and picks Y/N up from under their arms* Y/N, clinging to him like a koala and hiding in his shoulder: Thank you, I appreciate you. König: *awkward back pat*

- König: :) Y/N: Bloopbloopbloopbloop- Horagi: Y/N! Y/N: What? Horagi: Tha-That is our colo-that is a dangerous man! Y/N: He’s not a dangerous man! Horagi: What are y- Y/N: We’re bloopin’! Bloopbloopbloop- König: -w-

- Price: Kid, I need you to- Gaz & Y/N: *dancing like they don’t have jobs to do* Gaz: Go stink! Y/N: Fuck it up! Gaz: Go stink! Y/N: Fuck it up! Gaz: Go stink! Y/N: That’s what’s up! Gaz: Go stink! Y/N: I’m in love! Price: AHEM Gaz: Oh shit- Y/N: HEEEYY captaaaaiinn, what’s uuupp ahaha… Price: *sigh*

- (Based on; Me if COD was real. Deadass. Full serious. I am not kidding) Gaz: So have you met the Captain yet? Y/N: No. Gaz: Are you nervous? Y/N: No no, I have a firm belief that they’re just people. Obviously I’ll respect him as a superior but that’s nnnnnnnnwho the hell is that? Y/N: *fucking breaking their neck* Gaz: Oh- Nope. No no, THAT is Captain. Don’t think about it. Y/N: I’m thinking about it. Gaz: That’s not allowed. Y/N: Ive done worse for less, if he asks I’m sucking it, you can’t stop me. Gaz: Jesus Bloody Christ- Y/N: Tell him to call me when he’s on leave. Gaz: Stop-

- König: *walks in* Ghost: ?? Soap: Oh, hey! Gaz: Y’a need somethi- König: *picks up Y/N under his arm while humming, leaving the room* König: I love stealing, I love taking things!~ Ghost: What the f-

- Colonel!König: I’m 42 so, I don’t- Y/N: YOU’RE 42?! Colonel!König: Yeah. Y/N: …it’s okay no one has to know babygirl~ König: NEIN! Nein, don’t call me babygirl!-

- (Based on this awful Gaz outfit I saw on Twitter) MILF!Y/N: *doing paperwork* Gaz: Would you date me? Y/N: Baby we couldn’t even get a drink together. You can’t buy me nothin. Gaz: What do you mean? :( Y/N: Look at your outfit! What are you wearing? Gaz: I think I look pretty fly. Y/N: For who, your mom? Gaz: :((

- Gaz: STOP DATING MY CAPTAIN Y/N: ….you know what, I’m gonna start dating him even harder. Gaz: What’s that supposed to mean? Y/N: You know what it means.

- MILF!Y/N: *shoving apple juice into a cart* They gon’ need nutrition. Laswell: How many kids do you have? MILF!Y/N: Eleven! Laswell: So I’m assuming your kids really like apple juice? MILF!Y/N: No but they looove orange juice but they’ve been bad this week. Laswell: What grade are your kids in? MILF!Y/N: Sixteenth grade. Laswell: PFFT Sixteenth- that’s not even a grade! So your kids graduated college? MILF!Y/N: No they, they- …where are my kids?

- (Her “kids” on the other side of the store) Price: Boys please- Gaz: I AM NOT LOSING! Soap, in a fuckin’ headlock with him: Yes you fuckin’ are!! Ghost: *slipping cookies under his mask, he did not pay for them* König: *looking for a fruity snack* Horagi: *grabbing as many packs of spicy chips as he can* Alejandro: This is a disgrace. *holding up frozen burritos* Rudy: These are worse. *motions to frozen tamales* Alex: Did you know you can use coke as rust remover? Farah: …and you want to drink it??

- Y/N: So. Kyle. Gaz, already afraid: …yes? Y/N: I found some of your old playlists… Gaz: Y/N: Gaz: Y/N: You an emo? Gaz: I was a SCENE as a teenager, get it right.

[aziidaa]

taps mic. ahem ! hi hello i have come to make an announcement! my art commissions are officially open! here's my comm sheet + caard info for those who are interested! thank you so much for tha support <3333

[assmaster-8000]

OKAY NOW THAT IM FINALLY FREE PREPARE FOR MY ASKS TO STEADILY FLOW IN BECAUSE YOU GET ME™️ was having thoughts about waking up to cécile thanks to your artwork (other things were going on that didn’t involve sleeping anndkss) but idk something about the softness of that vs him is just…it does something to me okay

also having thoughts about him fighting the urge to look at you in a certain way while you interact with gael

also having thoughts about taking advantage of him being off duty

and your tags on my fic meant sooo much to me, thank you again I’m so happy you liked it, talking to you about him made me think how important picking up on his body language would be for your mental sanity, and you’d have to be damn good at it too

no literally!!!! waking to cécile KILLS ME BECAUSE OF THAT ONE ASKKKK 😭😭😭👊👊👊👊

nsfw mention in the last paragraph

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CÉCILE DOESN'T SLEEP THE WHOLE NIGHT BECAUSE HE'S TOO ENAMOURED BY THE VULNERABILITY YOU'VE SHOWN HIM BY FALLING ASLEEP IN HIS BED AND THE VULNERABILITY YOU'VE PRIED OUT OF HIM FOR EVEN LETTING YOU BETWEEN THE SHEETS?????? OR MAYBE HE'S SCARED AS IN SO VERY SCARED OF THE WAY YOU'VE DESTROYED HIM BEYOND REPAIR BECAUSE NOW THAT HE'S HAD YOU HE'S GONNA KEEP WANTING YOU TILL HE HAS ALL OF YOU AND THAT THOUGHT IS MORTIFYING TO THE CLOSED, HOLLOW HEART OF HIS??? OR MAYBE HE HASN'T SLEPT NEXT TO SOMEONE IN SO LONG THAT THE FEELING OF YOUR BODY IS TRULY FOREIGN TO HIM AND HE CAN'T HELP BUT LEARN ALL OF YOU EVEN WHEN, OR ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP????????????? WHAT THA FARRKKKKK i think the first night with cécile is gonna be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 because he's denied you for so long that he just... snaps. he snaps and he'll have you no natter what. but after the sex, after the passion? he's angry, shocked— scared. what have you done to him? and he has to get up early in the morning because he can't stand the thought of you seeing him like this past the lust BUT HE STAYS ANYWAYS UNTIL YOU WAKE UP. IM SICK. IM FUCKING SICK. RAVENSTAR DEVS ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME CRY?? CÉCILE IS ALL DRESSED AND CLEANED UNTIL YOU WAKE UP AND KNOWING ACTS OF SERVICE IS SEWN INTO HIM, HE MIGHT HELP YOU FRESHEN UP BEFORE HE GOES OFF TO WORK. HE'LL SAY IT'S BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU TWO WITH YOUR ' GRAVE INABILITY FOR DECORUM' AND MAYBE SO BUT CÉCILE, FOR ALL HIS CUTTING FORTHRIGHTNESS, HAS THINGS HE CAN NEVER ADMIT. SO HE'LL ALLOW HIS GAZE TO LINGER ON YOU BEFORE HE GOES BACK TO FIGHTING OFF AN UNBIDDEN DESIRE (DESIRE? LUST? NEED? HE DAREN'T THINK OF THE OTHER DIRTIER WORD BEGINNING WITH 'L')

ahem. pardon my french i got a little carried away! also a certain way goes so many ways here LOL i think for the most part he'd just be looking at you like you're a roach buzzing around gael. his master is a respectable and noble man and you're... you 🤨🤨🤨 unfortunately he can't let his face do all the talking because believe it or not, gael doesn't want his bodyguard to stare murderously at his guest.

the other way is the one that screams with conflict. again i really have to know what cécile thinks of his love for mc in relation to his love for gael because i have no doubt that even when you reach the end goal and become cécile's world, gael is still gonna mean so so much to him. at that point, would he sacrifice everything else for you? yes. but he knows the world includes gael too and it's a part of him nothing, and i mean nothing can heal. what im trying to say is; does cécile feel even more pained, looking at you when you're standing right next to his master only in name, now? can he stand to look honestly at gael when the bane of existence and the recipient of all his need makes things so fucking difficult? he has never been on gael's level, and for good reason.

he has no right to ask for gael's forgiveness nor understanding - even though gael would forgive him in every life time like jesus willingly kissed judas - but he can't help but... need to know. just this once, the loyal hound strays and he's sorry. he's so, so sorry. please know (yes, i know) that he did not go willingly (of course you did, and it's okay), that he will always love gael (i have no doubts about that, but it's about time you have a love to call your own, now - a master and a pet only for you).

and he can't help it, the smaller feeling crawling underneath his skin. that the exact same master he loves so dearly could treat you better than cécile could by miles— gael could sweep you off your feet, and cécile wouldn't even be angry.

also sorry but 'taking advantage of him' while he's off duty snapped me out of my angsty mindset and immediately got me huffing like a dog. heartbreak time over, we're pulling cécile into a bathroom stall to suck that dick till it's blue and black before sending him off again 🤷

[asmolfolk]

Hello, is it possible to request headcanons for Ares from shuumatsu no valkyrie with a wife reader who is a complete badass(like, every gods admire her bcs she’s super strong and multitalented)?

Thank you for your request! I don't know if you wanted a Human or God, but - because it's ROR, I'm doing it as both. I decided to mix this one with another one [One that askes about breaking up with Ares.] May be a little too OOC, because his personality is being dumb-

You were one of the womans that got lost in history... Or that all your credits were given to a man.

But, don't get me wrong... You were a beast, a master in adaptating and in fighting, but you wasn't a complete warrior... You were way more than just that.

A woman that had to learn from nothing, just some crappy books and some informations...

A woman that needed to marry someone rich, a woman that needed to work [Work, Angelicaaa~]

And you did everything right. They WINNED because of you... You were a symbol for the feminist movement when your history was released to the words - discovered by a historian.

You were a mother, daughter, warrior, friend, teacher...

In greek, those warriors - especially the ones that had connection with gods - were turned into demigods or gods... And that was no different for you. You were called the 'Demigod of Estrategy', since you were very similar to Athena.

And well, out of all the gods - Three of them had their eye on you since the beginning.

Thor, Athena and Ares.

Thor is a bitch in heat when he notices that someone is strong, to be honest, I could see him trying to court you.

Athena was impressed by your abilities, she was quite happy that you were someone so similar to her - But, as a mother, you knew things that she didn't. You were different... But a good different.

And then... Ares.

Okay, let's start out by JUST saying a fact... Ares is a feminist. Yes, yes, not THIS Ares - But since this Ares is pretty blant [Dumb no thoughts], I'm mixing some stuff.

Ares LITERALLY killed Poseidon's son because he force his daughter, he was probably the FIRST god to see that kind of thing as wrong.

Do you think he isn't going to just respect you?? He doesn't care that you are a woman, you are strong, you are intelligent and you know how to take care of yourself... You are what he wanted to fully be.

Expect to have a lot of gifts, and most of them being things that you can use. [Weapons, armors and others]

If Ares know that you have one or more things that you want, you KNOW that you are getting them. He don't care, you are his EVERYTHING!!

He is just so cute with you, omgggg!

Totally the type to just hold your hand and tell you

"You are the most perfect being that was born, in life and in death - If we ever meet it, I want to be by your side forever. I want to be with you even after death."

He quickly answer that gods can actually die before you turns more confused-

Even if Ares is a lil' dummy idiot, he is YOUR dummy idiot.

Always let you take his seat, if you want him to sit on your lap - YOU HAVE THIS MAN LIKE A DOG. Just chilling in your lap while Hermes is having mental breakdown.

Talking about Hermes - Hermes is his lil' bro... And I'm telling you that he JUST CAN'T with you two. He always is holding a laugh when he sees you treating his brother like a dog or baby...

Shut it, Hermes - Or I will do a Sub!Hermes headcanons and I'm going to expose you, you litt-

Ahem... Oh, yeah.

Zeus REALLY have a thing for you, he tried to get into your pants a lot of times... And this old bitch is annoying as shit. You swear, if you see him transforming into a animal one more time - you gonna lose it.

Hera is always with an eye on you, she was hateful towards you even... She almost killed you a lot of times...

But, after you and Ares decided to get together, she became the 'perfect' mother in law. She was quite protective about her son [Some versions say that Hera created Ares alone] and tried everything to make his life good...

So, having someone that respected marriage, was strong, was intelligent and that was 'similar' to her?? Okay, hold on... She loves you now.

Hera sees herself on you, but, you were lucky. She still remember how beautiful and intelligent she 'were', how her life was destroyed because Zeus wanted her.

Relationship with Ares.

Being in a relationship with this dumb idiot would have a lot of highs and downs, one of them being the fact that everyone sees him as a dumb child that doesn't know how to do one thing right. With that in mind, you should worry yourself too much - after all, even tho Ares hates it, he does agree that he is a lil' dummie. He would never give you up, never gonna let you down. He supports and hypes you up every time. He is probably one of the most respectful towards you out of all the gods and would be one of those who wouldn't force himself onto you [Forcing you into a relationship] and he wouldn't mind if you ever break up with him, he would get sad - yes - but if he can still be friends with you, he is happy. In a whole, Ares is a wholesome boyfriend that tries his best with you... Even if his best is... Well, just letting you go.

Espect to have a lot of gifts, praises, kisses... He can sit on your lap or let you sit on his. He doesn't care being the 'babygirl', he just likes whatever you like.

He always tells you anything that he thinks it's important, he still have some secrets - but most of them are just, dumb lil' things that he enjoys or nothing that would affect your relationship.

He doesn't feel jealous - not because he doesn't love you, but because he trusts you... And also bcs he isn't against having open relationships and yada yada - you guys talk with eachother.

[bimobuddy]

Oh, Lighten Up

AAAAAAAAAAAA-

Characters belong to @fluffymary thank you for letting me write about your snazzy little guys

Switch!Bleu, Switch!Jaune

I'm literally so excited to write this

I'm really really hoping I got their personalities right jsbsjsbsj

Summary: Jaune is being awfully strict about how things should be done, but Bleu knows how to handle it.

It had been a particularly long day for each of the butlers, Bleu in particular. He was on cleaning duty, which meant Jaune was right there behind him micromanaging. He knew the yellow butler meant well and never meant any harm, he just liked things to be done a certain way in a certain order.

"Bleu, dust, don't scrub, you'll damage the furniture."

"Bleu, the centerpiece is called the centerpiece because it goes in the center of the table."

"Bleu the laundry has to be sorted by color- and those are hand wash only."

"Bleu that has to be shifted to the left- Oh wait, it was actually fine the first time."

He liked everything to be done a certain way but man was it exhausting. Bleu was dusting off a shelf when he heard a familiar voice behind him, yet again. "Bleu, you really should move things and not just dust around them. Just some advice." Bleu inhaled a little and turned around. "Yes, Jaune, thank you for your advice. All day. Don't you think you should relax though? Just a little?"

The yellow butler raised an eyebrow. "Relax? Bleu, surely you understand a butler doesn't 'relax' when there is work to be done. After all, everything must be clean and in order for Felix."

"Felix would understand, trust me. At least sit down for a few minutes.. Quietly. Without watching me."

"Sit down on the couch that you only half vacuumed? No tha- hmph!"

Bleu huffed and just reached foreard, stuffing the feathered end of his duster up Jaune's shirt, catching him off guard. "Really Jaune, you're so uptight. Lighten up a little." He said with an amused smirk, flicking his wrist a little.

"B-Bleu! Thi- grrr, mph! This is v-very unprofehehessional! Cease!" Jaune was half bent over, trying to push the duster away from his tummy, as well as trying (and failing) not to laugh. Bleu only stepped closer, moving the duster to his left side, causing his face to heat up and for him to awkwardly try to bring an elbow down to block the area. "Bleu stohoho- ahEM- stop this ahat once! We hahave wohohork! Ah!" He let out a yelp having unexpectedly hit the edge of the couch, which forced him to fall back and sit down, Bleu sitting next to him.

Ditching the duster, Bleu slipped his hands under his friend's arms, gently clawing at his ribs and wiggling his thumbs into his underarms. Jaune immediately turned his blushing face away and reluctantly let it all out. "HEHEHEHAHAHAHA! BLEU NOHOHO!"

Bleu chuckled a little bit. It was rare to see Jaune smile, let alone laugh. "Oh I'm sorry, is this the half-vaccumed couch you mentioned? Such a shame you went and sat down on my work, really." He said, as if he wasn't digging his fingers into Jaune's tummy, watching him kick a leg out and try to push away the offending hand. "Blehehuhu! Stahahahap!" "Stop? Why would I stop when you're clearly still stressed? I'm trying to help you relax."

Planning on stopping soon so he didn't push any limits, Bleu decided to have fun with this first. He darted his hands down, grabbed Jaune's hips, and vibrated his thumbs into the dips of the bone. Jaune grabbed at his hands, kicking his legs out. "NOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA! BLEU- HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Deciding his fun was over, Bleu stopped, letting his friend breathe. "Hope you lightened up." He said, lightheartedly, going to stand up. Jaune grabbed him by the wrist and pulled him back down onto the couch. "More than you were probably hoping for," was all he said before latching his own hands onto Bleu's sides, lightly squeezing, making sure his thumbs dug and wiggled into his tummy.

"Wha- wahahahahahait!" Bleu arched his back out of reflex. "Jahahahaune I'm sahahaharry! Ihihit was a johohoHOHOKE-" He had tried to cover his mouth to stifle his laughs mid sentence, but when he raised his arm, Jaune took the opportunity to tickle his highest rib that was just below his arm.

"A joke? I'm sure it was absolutely hilarious." Probably his attempt at teasing, implying it was funny since Bleu was laughing. Either way, it still had a big effect on the poor butler, who blushed and laughed harder

After a while, Jaune did stop, patting his knee. "Well I can't say that wasn't.. fun. Oh don't look at me like that. Lighten up~" He smirked as he walked away. Bleu just sat up, panting, still smiling and giggly from the ordeal. It may have come at his expense, but he did succeed in getting Jaune to relax a little.

[darknoverse]

*AHEM*

I have no idea why, but your FREAKIN CRYIN OC DRAWING IS FRIGGIN ADORABLE-

LIKE I JUST WANNA HUG IT SO BAD-

[btw wha did you think of tha lore of Raelyn?? :]]

ERM which oc I have like ....a lot 😭💜 but thank you waaaaaa

Also

EATS THE LORE I BITE THROUGH YOUR OC LORE LIKE GRRRRRRR

[3615rose]

Hot days (Lu Four x Reader)

You tried to stay near Wind's distance, capturing the sweet embrace of anything remotely cool like his korok leaf. You already went into the pond, and you didn't want to be splashed by Twilight or Hyrule. At the far extremity of the pond, Wild created like a giant ice block but became feral when we approached it.

So you were cooking at slow pace under a tree, hoping that the night would come early.

And you saw him.

Four was wearing his normal clothes, not breaking a sweat, drinking a little after disappearing for the whole day.

How on earth wasn't he dying of heat like everyone else.

Then you remember. He's a blacksmith, he's basically immune to hot temperature at this point.

"Hey, are you alive ?"

You looked at him and let your tongue fall down.

"Nah.dead. I'm cooked and Wild doesn't share his massive ice block."

He laughed loudly, enough to make Wind turn around.

"True, I want to lick this nice, cold, block of ice"

Then Four had an idea, you knew it by his mischievous grin.

"Wait here both of you, I'm gonna get you some ice too"

And he disappeared like always. While waiting, Wind was nice enough to share the air coming from his korok leaf.

"Sooooo... Four and you..."

You blushed a little.

"Not yet sailor, but keep your bet, it'll be a good one"

Suddenly, from nowhere, Four appeared with what looked like Wild Sheika slate.

"Got it. Now time to make some ice, do you know how it works ?"

You stood up from under the tree and snatched the slate.

"We're going to be killed for this. But i'd rather this than heat. I think we can do it like tha..."

At the press of the slate, another ice emerged from the pond, lifting Hyrule yelling 'I have the high ground' at Twilight. You three ran for your life toward the ice block, feeling the cool water against your body.

A ahem was heard.

"Oh.. Eh its yours, thanks for the ice."

You gave the slate back to Wild, visibly upset. But he didn't break your ice block.

Hyrule splashed around, jumping back in the water, making Wind join them, and leaving you with Four.

"You're a master at stealing things, someone already told you that ?"

He laughed, his head against the block.

"Yeah, being able to be a minish sized creature has some advantages. Like being with you when you have nightmares."

You laughed too, and lifted your hair to press your neck against the block.

"I knew it was you being against me these nights, it smelled like you"

He leaned closer, again with the mischievous grin.

"And what do I smell like princess ?"

With courage and malice you kissed him, then return against the block of ice.

"Mhhh. Hot metal, grass, and berries. "

You winked at Wind that saw both of you, already asking the chain to pay him up.

"Next time you help the kid with a bet, do it on something less glaring that both of us. "

He sat closer and imitated how you put hour neck against the block. It was a hot summer day. And everyone was happy indeed.

[deathdestructiondoom]

(I HAD THIS IN THE DRAFTS TOO LONG-)

Here some general things about my g/t Au Sekai of Various Au that i definitely did not gatekept in my drafts for 4-5 weeks in the darkness.

And because i tagged all of them, i know some people doesn't like this this type of content so you can view under the cut.

• Leo/Need chants Steven Universe's Giant Woman song around Honami in her giant form.

• Shizuku also embroiders Shiho's clothes, by Shiho's clothes i meant the tiny ones.

• An literally invited VBS to her room. Despite it being literally 10 inches tall...

• That's how they found that she’s a Tiny.

• Emu likes to be picked up. The higher the better.

• Toya is the opposite. Despite being tiny, he liked the floor thank you very much.

• Ichika loves to give her girlfriends finger pats.

• I said it and I'll say it again. Akito is Ena's personal uber.

• One time someone told MMJ to kick off Minori since she was a "pest" and Airi told them to More More Jump off a cliff.

• Mizuki thought that Akito was a Tiny. Oh were they super duper wrong.

• Not g/t but Kohane drinks vinegar. Like straight vinegar. Idk why i thought of this but i have been. For quite a long time.

• Rui is very curious on how humans taste and Nene is mortified.

• When Akito first spoke to VBS in his giant form, they were flabbergasted with his voice. It was already that deep normally, it couldn't get any deeper.

• An doesn't enjoy being picked up as much as Emu but she sure as hell loves to be on someone's hair as long it's not Toya's.

• Minori doesn't appear in her Tiny form a lot in the livestreams at first due being scared of backlash thanks to...*ahem* the obvious discriminations towards Tinies. But now after Airi literally went off with that one person she now appears in her Tiny size more.

• Everyone in the stream gushes about how adorable she is on stream.

• Shizuku fusses over Shiho alot more than canon since Shiho is a Tiny. Said Tiny is not pleased.

• (HC ADOPTED FROM JUNI @/honey-and-lemon-gt) Tenmama bought Saki a dollhouse when she was little and she absolutely loves it.

• It comes with a weird cat toy and a cheap plastic figure that is totally not Snow White (/j).

• Shiho and Honami were invited alot while Ichika just sits outside. Poor Ichi ;-;

• Whenever she is at Kanade's, Honami oftens shifts into a Tiny to clean the little crevices and shifts taller to clean the ceilings.

• While An, Emu, Shiho and Saki usually uses their enhanced Jump Boost and Increased Stamina to move around their normal human houses. Ena doesn't get that luxury as a human so there are lots of little staircases in the Giant Shinonome household or use Akito as uber.

• Samo is ½ inches tall.

• Akito loves to pickup his tiny friends (Not Toya for obvious reasons) for no reason.

• Nene is insecure about her size and has believed that she would never make friends due to it.

• She was quickly proven wrong the moment Emu entered her life.

• Haruka gets protective of Minori whenever Minori's tiny. It's just that she's so smol.

• I SAID IT AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. AKITO AND LEN ARE BROTHERRSSSSSSSSSSS. GIANT BIG BRO AND TINY LITTLE BROOOOOOO-

• Kid Rui once held Kid Nene as if she was a newborn.

• Emu got lost o n c e in Tsukasa's hair.

• He had a panic attack, almost tried to shave his hair bald if it meant finding Emu.

• Tsukasa often buys Saki alot of tiny embellishments and miniature items so she could decorate her dollhouse.

• When they're in the rollercoaster in Kohane's Buddy・Funny・Spend Time ♪ event story, An and Minori were in their Tiny form as Kohane and Haruka desperately clutched onto them the entire ride so they wouldn't yeet off the coaster.

• An pulled a Ratatouille on her friends once.

• When Mafuyu went to Ena's in her 3rd Focus Event (I forgot it's name but it's the I-Nandesu event), she lied to her mom that Ena's house is very far away so her mom wouldn't restrict from going to Ena's house, which is. On the Giant Section

• On the same event, Ena also lied to Mafumom that instead of being Shinei's daugther, she is Shinei's student. Since the ugly ass witch would suspect her being Shinei's student less rather than being directly related to him.

• Airi is super protective as a Giant. Anybody who badmouths MMJ will get a fist from this gal.

• Tsukasa is very experienced in dealing with Tinies considering that his sister is a Tiny and his totally-not-illegally-adopted little brother is a Sizeshifter.

• Akito treats Ena more roughly than other people smaller than him due to Cain Instincts™

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• Whenever Saki faints in her Tiny form, everyone in the vicinity goes nuts.

• Kohane is also really good at dealing with Tinies. Proof being Minori, Shiho, An and Toya

• Mizuki bluescreened the first time they went over to Ena's.

• They still tease Akito regardless of him being a Giant.

• They also pull off a Ratatouille on him.

• They also pull a Ratatouille on Rui too.

[tetzoro]

OH AIMSIES MY AIMSIESSS !! >//< HOW ARE YOUUU ?? sob, im soso excited to see you happy and active again !! plz, you’re too sweet omg </33 i cherish each and every single one of your responses to my asks >_< and i cherish YOU a million times over !!!! <3 IM HUGGIN YOU SOSO TIGHT !! ooo, prepare aimsies, you know what it’s time for… my signature big long paragraph response !! >:3

sigh just the thought of you and tetsu laughing with eachother is makin’ me smile so much !! you two are tootootoo cute SOB </3 it makes my whole day hearing about you and your adventures !!

STAWP I’LL LITERALLY CRY RIGHT NOW… aimsies i am FLATTERED !! T^T that’s so sweet that you get emotional about me and the tinky </333 I GET EMOTIONAL OVER KUROMY ALL THE TIMEEE !! STOP IKR the pin… that’s him every time we eat i fear… someone grab this guy a napkin oh GOODNESS >:0 SOBSOBSOB you are too kind, RAHHH IM GIVING HIM A KISS RIGHT NOW JUST BECAUSE YOU MENTIONED IT !!!! >.<

me when i accept the double date and start planning my outfit, WAHHH we’d have an absolute BLAST !! i will 100% be taking lil polaroids of all of us and framing them <333 BOKUTO AND I LOVE YOUUUU !!! SOSOSOSO MUCH ITS UNBELIEVABLE !! he’s always askin for me to check how the two of you are doing, and of course im already on it !!

WAHH im so glad you were able to enjoy your hiatus <3 i know what it’s like letting the silly stuff get to you, and i can definitely see why a break is always a must when that feeling comes around !! BUT YOU’RE BACK !! yesyes, refreshed and ready >.< and im back to send you insanely long asks ( how have i not broken tumblr yet ?? good question… 0.0 ) AND PLEASEEEE OMIGOSH YOU’LL MAKE ME SOB !!! im over here wiping your tears away with a tissue, KEEP SMILING AND DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING !! me and everyone else love you dearly and you deserve to have the biggest smiles tha world has EVER SEEEEEN !!! :3 im seriously so so so excited for you that you’re feelin’ better <3 i SCREAMED at my phone when i saw you were active !! i was like “ THEEEE TETZORO BEAUTIFUL AMAZING PRECIOUS AIMSIES IS BACK AND IM ALREADY TYPING !!!!!!!! “ HELP >.<

oh my goodness… are you trying to kill me… A LITTLE WHITEBOARD IN YOUR OFFICE ?!?!?! WITH LIL THINGS FROM KUROO ON IT ??!?! my heart YEARNS for this cuteness OH EM GEE !!! </3 that’s so silly that he can doodle, i need to see those catsonas someday i swear !! he is so infatuated with you WAH my heart can’t take it !! THE NOTES THE MESSAGES THE EVERYTHING IS SOOOO CAYOOOOTIE !!!! T^T words of affirmation are DEFINITELY the best coming from kuroo to you, i could seriously imagine !! he definitely always knows how to comfort you <3

HELP HELP HELP THANK YOU MY SWEET AIMSIESSS !! SOBS, hes so so silly T^T his smile is always shining, hes so precious its insane !! YES he definitely is all “hehe i get my girl all to myself, all for me, all the time, living the life” PLZ !! yes yes, the lil trips… i KNEW tetsu and him were being sneaky behind the scenes brainstorming >.< it’s confirmed !! careful… bokuto may give him too many ideas… dont be surprised if kuroo tells you to pack a suitcase with tickets in hand !! :0

oh my goodness, absolutely !! trying to brush it off and stuffs, i totally understand T^T the lingering definitely lingers sometimes for reals !! that is soso perfect that kuroo knows how to approach it and how to read you </3 kuroo hugs sound MAGICAL !! i bet he holds you like the precious lil person you are and whispers lil words to comfort you during your hard times :((( SOB he definitely would spoil you with all the love he has to give !! someone who has the ability to not only love you, but also make you forget about your troubles and hardships is the dream, AND YOU HAVE THAT WITH HIM !! how sweet is that oh my goodness :( thats so wonderful that you have him to care and love you like no other !!

oh my goodness… ME AND TINKY’S QUESTION ?!?! don’t mind if i dosies :3 ahem, where do i even start !! it’s really the little things he does that make me feel over the top loved and cherished for >//< he will absolutely not go to bed without saying goodnight to me, he’s ALWAYS sending me a message no matter where he is !! and believe it or not, he remembers a lot of things i love and always finds ways to incorporate them into our lives sniff T^T he remembers my favorite flowers, foods, and everything !! he’ll bring home a huge bouquet just to make me smile </3 and the lil touches and kisses he leaves are soso full of emotion it’s truly like he’s pouring his entire soul into a simple little peck on the cheek, or little “ i love yous” he spills out !! there is one thing in particular that is soso simple but truly makes me gush with love though !! so, i get cold kinda easily and i LOVE blankets. i need blankets like they’re my lifeline. it’s my statement at this point, i have way too many. but anywho, every time i fall asleep, or we’re cuddling, he always grabs a big ol blanket and wraps me up like a burrito, or tucks me in with my snuggly blankets to make sure im nice and warm </33 oh my GOODNESS it is absolutely so endearing. tucking me in, kissing my cheek and saying goodnight :( and this one time he got me a very beautiful quilt, and in the very corner he embroidered our initials on it all by himself with NO knowledge of how to do it and i just :( i CANT </333 i sleep with it every single night and it smells just like him </333 it was one of the bestest heartwarming gifts ive ever gotten PLEASEEE !!!!! i love my tinky to pieces </3

EEEP its time for … 🥁🥁 KUROMY QUESTION !! this one is kinda silly but… what is you and kuroo’s favorite food to get at the fair/amusement parks ?? is it funnel cake… some random fried thing… dole whip… i MUST know !! :p

oh aimsies, i cherish you so deeply PLEASE !! I LOVE YOU MOSTEST :3 you bring me a smile and soso much happiness, you seriously have cured so many of my bad days just seeing your responses or even just seeing you living happily !! T^T IM SO GLAD WE MET TOO OMIGOSH HELLO ?!?! its so refreshing to talk to you and its seriously so much FUN !! IM SENDING YOU SOSOSO MUCH LOVE, HUGS, AND KISSES AIMSIES !!! im seriously soso proud of you for everything with your hiatus, and im so happy to see YOU happy and well !! i think i mightve broken a record for longest ask yet… HELP !! PLEASE DONT APOLOGIZE, take as long as you need my precious !! im always here <3 i wish you the bestest upcoming week EVER and ily sososo much !!! MWUAH MWUAH MWUAHHHHH !!! <333 ��💋💋

- :3 ( & tinky of course !! )

HELLO MY SWEETS !!!

i’m picking you up and twirling around !! my day always starts off sm brighter when i see an ask from you in my lil inbox teehee im doing great !! supa excited for the weekend :3 do you have any fun plans ?? is bokuto treatin ya to something ?? I MUST KNOW ALL !!!

okay so this double date … it’s time to plan . i’m thinking it would be fun to go get some yummy food and then take these boyos to the arcade !! you know how competitive they get with each other and i think it would be sm fun for us to watch !! dinner and a show !!! how many times do you think we’d hear “this one’s for you babe” followed up by them losing the game </3 LMFAO !!

the hiatus was def great but omg i missed u T^T i love tumblr dot com and have been here for prob too long LOL but sometimes it can get very overwhelming !! i absolutely love your messages and SOB !! u make me feel so loved pls T^T i cherish u so so much !!!! ᰔ

fr kuroo + words of affirmation is chefs kiss !! i don’t even think it’s his main love language but he still manages to always flourish with it <3 he always knows just what to say !! but dw i’ll get him to draw lil catsonas of you and tinky hehe THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE !!! bokuto would def be those v furry kitties hehe do u know the ones i’m talkin about ?? i forgot the name SOB !

it’s funny bc you called it , tetsu is takin me away this weekend >_< !! he and bokuto must’ve been planning OVERTIME !!

sobsob kuroo is so incredible i’ll never be over it <3 he’s so so patient with me idk how he does it 🤧 i think he may be magical fr … he’s got some secret powers that always knows how to bring a smile to my face ! the sweetest man ;(( im absolutely yearning rn i miss his terribly SNIFFLE !!

WAAAH THE LITTLE THINGS TRULY LEAVE THE BIGGEST MARK ! you and tinky are so precious, the fact he remembers all the little things is so stinking cute !! he seems like an all or nothing guy so i can definitely see him kissing you with everything he’s got not matter how quick the kiss is or not !! he loves you so so much, absolutely overflowing with adoration for you !! his heart beats to the sound of your name <3 OH HOW I LOVE YOU GUYS !!!!

teehee kuromy question ohemgeee !! i’m such a foodie ngl LMFAOOO and kuroo spoils me to no end so we def get a lot of snacks at the parks ! i’m very adventurous with my food so i’ll try anything twice and when i see something that i haven’t seen before — kuroo is already walking up to the stand to buy us some :3 my absolute favorite is funnel cakes tho . i used to love them sm when i was little and the nostalgia makes it taste better i swear !!

YOU AND TINKY TIME : okay, who confessed first?? how did it go? i must know !!

I LOVE YOU SM !!! i made us lil matching flower crowns with both of our faves in it and im placing it on your head <3 you are such a light and im so happy to be here with you !! twirling you around rn hehhe IM SENDING YOU SO MANY SMOOCHES I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BESTEST DAY EVER !!!!!!!!!!

[luvvvvangelssssstories]

What's luvvv?

~ Chapter 4 ~

TW: Just cussin, N word usage and flirting

WRITTEN BY ~ Me (with the support of my bsfs Krissy, Yuri, Andy, Kevo and TJ! Thanks for believing in me when no one else did!)

When we started dating he just got his ass beat. But it was the fact he got his ass beat for me. It's been a week now, DeShawn ain talkin to us and Javier's just friends with everyone still. Me and Deandre? The closets we've ever been. We hated each other since childhood but now we're dating?? The shits crazy. Today me and him finna just watch netflix an shi. "Whatchu wanna watch. AND GET YOUR DIRTY ASS SHOES OFF MY BED! ALWAYS SOMETHIN." he rolls his eyes and flips me off while taking his shoes off. "Anyways I wanna watch spiderman" I pass him the remote and lay down with my hot cheetos.

45 minutes later

"Babe. Respectfully. Miles is so fucking fine. I'd smash." I say while sharing a honey bun with him, "I should be the only one gettin ta smash." he says at me while kissin my cheek. "Technically....in the first one with Miles on it I'd let him smash...you was my boyfriend for only a week so far. He's been my mans for like...eternity." he sits up from his spot, "I'll be ya mans till we die." he turns my head so that way he can kiss me on the lips but as soon as we do my mom walks in, "Ahem. This don't look like no friendship. Look like a goddamn relationship." I feel my cheeks get hot as hell, perks of being black is you will never see me blush. "Uh I was gonna go ina minute Mrs. Aiyannas momma. Uh cya tomorrow." he walks of as if he's embarrased too. Soon as he leaves the house shit goes down. My mom drags me downstairs to face one dad and over protective older brother.

"Guess what I just caught ya damn daughter doing Dante?" dad looks towards me and narrows his eyes "what the fuck you do?" before I can even open my mouth mom says it for me "She was over here kissin a boy with the goddamn door closed. And that only leads ta babies." my older brothers stupid ass just says "Whats his name. Finna beat that niggas ass. On god bro." I push my brother aside. "The only thing u finna beat is ya tiny ass meat. Lonely ass." he flips me off while moms talking about putting me on birth control. After a while I learn how to tune her out. I head upstairs and I see a phone call from Deandre. I call him back and we talk.

D: "Babe. Be real here. That shit was embarrasing as fuck.

A: "Uhm for me. Hows it embarrasing youuu?"

D: "Im the boyfriend of they daughter. Thats just akward on my end."

We go back and forth until I start getting tired. "Lil momma you sound tired as fuck. Go to sleep, schools back in tomorrow anyways." I only sigh out a sleepy "mhm.." then I think "I'm sorry you and DeShawn fell out because of me." he goes from sweet to pissed real quickly. "He put his hands on you, so I don't care" I sink into my pillow while he talks about shit going on. I fall asleep listening to his voice

5:12 A.M

I wake up and I start getting ready for school. It's not until I get out of the shower I notice he's still in the call. He does a face time request and I walk to the mirror. "Mkkk guys! It's time for the GRWM school edition!" I say in my best youtuber voice which makes him laugh "Anyways want me to pick you up? I don't want you on tha bus with DeShawn rude ass." I mumble something "When we first met I was tryna stay off the bus from your rude ass" he flips me off and rolls his eyes in the camera. "Anyways I'm on my way and we can pick up some starbu-" before he can finish that sentence I run downstairs with my phone and poke my head out. "Im ready! Where ya at bae?" He just shakes his head then pulls up 6 minutes later. Once we get my food and drink we head to school where we see DeShawn with this pretty ass girl. I know I have a boyfriend but the was DeAndre's looking at her it makes me feel jealous on the inside. She walks up to Deandre and hugs him. When she hugs him DeShawn smirks as if its apart of his plan.

I know this week finna be hard as fuck to survive through.

PART 5 IS GONNA BE TOMORROW POOKIESSSS

[lostacelonnie]

Totally understandable ive been dealin with long work & other stuff so i feel ya. My energy levels have been all over the place. Ooh have fun in alicante! Right? Like hey im here sorry ive just been havin a time. Love discord. Hell yeah good times with good friends is always phenomenal news. Oh? Kudos for that there should be a badge for not having gulls try to steal your food. Australian magpies are notoriously asshole birds there's a whole chunk of time called swooping season where they get so vicious that mail people have to wear thick helmets to protect their head. Theres like. So much to learn in history & having adhd makes it hard so i have to pair it with like. A podcast or something to focus but it has grown on me recently too. Wish i could say the same of geography. Cool teachers are the lifeblood of learning i had so many cool science teachers. Thanks! Wolfie & kafka are my other goals of characters to get where i dont have them. Ive just been trying to catch up on the story & finally finished the luofu story. Building characters for me is just yeah this works i dont focus so hard on it anymore. No time for all that. I used arctic fox purple dye which allowed me to not have to bleach my hair so maybe thats an option? Im so ready for furina i have like. 335 wishes ready. I like team building in star rail its more. Relaxed than in genshin it feels like. Pela stays because her debuff is so helpful especially on the luofu. Bye pesky mara struck revival buff. May the courage to wear your choker in public come to you. I have & get compliments when i do. & may the future bring still easy exams for you

thankies ajskdglskjf as you can see it happened Again. ahhhh. school. AND THANK YOU IT WAS EXTREMELY FUN!!!! much better than my first trip there. got to eat SO much spanish food and omg i love all of it. not a single dish i disliked. plus i got to get my needed dose of the sea again! much more than my needed dose, in fact. we went to the beach EVERY EVENING. ive never been by the sea at night b4 and its such an awesome experience...... esp with the besties........... BUT AHEM. ANYWAY. YEAH DISCORD REALLY IS GREAT IN THAT WAY. and thank you o7 i also managed to avoid being robbed by them this time, despite the fact i was literally eating a salami sandwich next to an entire SWARM. every day i thank my luck for that. AND OH GOOD LORD????? HELMETS????? friendliest australian animal i guess 😭😭and ahhhhhh i feel you on that. luckily being diagnosed with the 'tism makes it so that teachers are obligated to let me draw during lessons so at least thats nice. and tbh with geography its funny cos like. i dont really Care about it but 1. its probs one of the easiest extensions and 2. i have an epic prof so i ended up liking it quite a lot as well. AND FOR REALLLLL tha AMOUNT of subjects ive never had a solid opinion on bc of how dependent it is on the teacher. for example my current teacher somehow managed to make me like PE. which feels illegal and yet. anyway, moving on! GOOD LUCK ON GETTING THEMMMMM wolfie has never left my team since i got her. shes op. the luofu story was so good................ tbh i dont rlly know what going on in hsr rn since i for real havent logged in since the release of luofu's last act and am not really planning to but Oh Well. i treat building chars the same way tbh [other than in honkai where i Do actually try to get good gear], i usually dont bother doing anything with my chars if im not outright struggling. not worth my time. AND AHHHHH THATS SO EPIC....... im still hovering around 175 since i havent really played recently but ahhhhh im hyped. and yeah i agree, i feel like its. Easier. to get a good team in hsr than in genshin, not to mention building it. since in genshin a lot of teams are dependent on 5* like raiden for example. who i Do Not Have, by the way. maybe one day. yeah pela IS great omg. AND THANKIES!!!! THE MOMENT I GET EVEN MARGINALLY MORE CONFIDENT ITS OVER FOR EVERYONE. and, once again thx o7!! i managed to get 100% on a chemistry short test so im gonna treat that as a good sign

[monochrome-chaos]

"Did.. wh-" Alacai sighed. Right, this.. 'angel' had no clue. Talk about a headache and a half.

"No, Lucid.. This IS Mammon." Alacai tilted his head back up to look at the poor, poor dangling demon. The exasperation on the humans face told that this was likely a common occurrence. And it was.

"Lucifer sometimes chains Mammon tae' tha' annex chandelier when he's gone and messed something up." He started looking around for the chain's main grounding point so he could get the poor, poor Avatar of Greed down.

'Who ya' talkin' to human? There someone with you? I swear I'm innocent! I didn't con no one today! I got scammed!' The poor man wiggled in the chains, all while Alacai just.. sighed.

"Leeeeeettt me guess. Some demon ye' talked tae' said they had a 'get grimm quick' scheme.. ye fell for it, lost all of what ye' had and are in debt.. again?" There was a sudden bout of silence.

'... N-no?' And that told Alacai everything as he began to undo the lock holding the chain to the pully that had Mammon suspended.

"And yes.. I got a guest wit' me. Some lost.. thing, calls em'self Lucid. I was waitin' for Solomon tae' text me back so we can think of a plan, it ain't from here. That's for sure." He spoke plenty loud enough so Lucid could hear everything. But at least Alacai was blunt that he had no idea what Lucid was. Cause to him.. Lucid wasn't an angel.

"I almost got it.." He muttered before a clinking of chains and the poor suspended demon was brough back to the floor where Alacai untied and helped him up. All for the human to get grabbed.. and pulled in tight by 'Mammon'.

And a moment before he suddenly let GO of the human, looking like he totally didn't just do what he did.

'Ahem.. uh... right! Um.. thanks for the save.' Trying to regain his composure.

"...Yeah. Anyway, not a word o' this tae' Lucifer.. right? I wanna help Lucid find his way home, n' you know how Lucifer is about 'odd guests'.."

Lucid grimaced at the rusted squeak of the gates, nervously stepping through as he wrung his hands. The human is home safe, maybe he shouldn’t go inside. This was all probably a hiccup that could be solved way easier than his current thoughts whispered. Why trouble someone else with his own problems?

Before Lucid could speak up his worries and retreat, the sound of Alacai shouting and being answered by a second voice perked his interest. The seraph approached the doors, peeking around one of them into the entry way where a man hung from the chandelier like a chained piñata. “Oh goodness golly! Is he okay?!” Thoughts of leaving were replaced with worry for the dangling man, Lucid stepping inside after Alacai, frowning with concern. “I heard you say Mammon? Did he do this?”

[diannabridden]

[V][D]

@itsvinzenzdarling The vampire followed her in her lead, swinging the bottles gently as he strolled leisurely. Dianna’s nerves were strong enough to cause a knot to form in his gut. Or was it his own emotions? At times like this, when one is more overwhelming than the other, it was hard to differentiate which was his and the other’s. By now, he had gotten so used to being smothered by unsolicited emotions and moods, it was like second nature to him. But on the occasion that he might be feeling the same, or it’s so intense that he simply can’t focus, it felt new to him. He hoped she would at least enjoy herself tonight.

“A place that I had scoped out before on one our many outings as teams. I’ve been to this place a few times and narrowed it down to ‘which establishments are appropriate for a first date.’ That’s why I’m….partially thankful you dressed for the occasion. The other partiality is that I think you look cute. Ahem–It’s B-Y-O-B, which is why I brought a little something along,” he said, rattling the bottles a bit for emphasis. “You don’t seem like a wine person, so I went with something general. If it’s not at all to your liking, I can pick up something else. T’is no trouble.”

Alright, it’s a little bit of trouble because then he’d have to run and get another brand which would delay their date, but he wasn’t going to admit that and make her feel bad. He can count on one hand how many dates he had in the past that ended awfully. Practice makes perfect. Tonight was supposed to be fun, not worrying about the right thing to say or do.

Walking most likely was the best way for the pair of them to get to where they were going simply because it was in an environment that Dianna was familiar with, seeing as she often would climb on top of her camper or go hang out in her keep whenever she was stressed or feeling some kind of way, just enjoying the smell of the trees and the quiet around them. With them being on the cusp of spring it was nice enough out that she wasn’t dying from the cold, and the smell of everything on the verge of blooming was enough to help smooth down a little of that anxious edge to her emotions. Though no amount of trees could stop the quick flush of pink that shot to her face when Vin explained he was thankful she had dressed for the occasion, and then so casually threw in that he thought she looked cute, making her fingers spin the strand of hair she played with around her fingers with anxious speed. Needless to say taking a compliment wasn’t her strong suit.

“Ha....yeah, I’ve neveh really got inta wine.” She agreed softly as she stepped right over his previous statement to focus on something she could handle at the moment. “‘Course mostly everyone I know doesn’t really drink it either. So maybe it was just shit wine.” Yep. Talking about alcohol was a lot safer than talking about her looks and what he thought of them. Or worse, his looks and what she thought of those. “No, no. It’s fine. I’ll drink just about any kind. An’...thanks for bringing some with us. ‘Course if ya were wantin’ ta get me drunk, Whiskey would be a betteh bet.” Her laugh was soft and low and just a little awkward as she realized what she said, and how much that statement was actually true, or the possible outcomes if he had decided to bring that instead of beer. She really should have had more to drink before he arrived.

“So....uh, ya look like yer tha wine kind of person. I mean with just tha way ya usually dress, I’d guess that.” When it came to looks Vinzenz for sure looked like he was some top shelf wine or some other fancy drink that people would spend a lot of money on for just a glass, while she felt like she looked like that can of beer that got stuck in the back of the fridge that people forgot about. “Or are ya one of those champagne people? That stuffs pretty fancy right?” Giving the medic a small half teasing glance as she questioned him on his tastes, though the huntress was more or less rambling a little at this point to try and fill the silence to attempt to keep things from feeling more awkward. 

[bazthefirstborn]

Heeelllooo there, I'd like to request distracting if yk, yk Albedo while he's working pls. T'would be nice for it to lead to fucking him over his desk.

Your writing is amazing btw <3

Have a good day/night!!

author’s note: (thanks for the compliment :D) ANON I LOVE YOUR BRAIN SOSOSOSOSO MUCH <333 I hardly ever write for (amab) men at this point so I apologize if it’s a little rough I’m a bit rusty 😅 I love this idea also ALBEDO WITH A PRAISE KINK HELL YEAH!!!! your wish is my command anon :)

NSFW under the cut :o

tags:

--Distracting Albedo--

Y/N was so bored. They haven't seen their darling little alchemist in weeks now, because they spent all their time adventuring in Monstadt. Since his office is just a hop and a skip away, they decided they would visit Albedo.

Their heavy steps echoed off of the walls of the winding hallways around the Knights of Favonius headquarters.

Archons, I haven't seen Albedo in so long... I wonder if he's thought of me...

Little did Y/N know, the alchemist had been thinking about them. Quite a lot, in fact. Like, obsessively.

As they approached the tall wooden door to his office, they heard him talking to someone. With the timid and whispery voice echoing back, Y/N assumed it was Sucrose.

"So, Master Albedo, the results of the recent experiments have been going quite well."

"I'm glad to hear that, are their any more concerns with specimin NRE30-"

--

They took a deep breath before:

*KNOCK KNOCK*

"Sorry Sucrose, I'll get it." Albedo said, trudging towards the door and straightening out his coat. He swung open the door to reveal-

"Y/N? What are you doing here?!" he questioned, immediately hugging them. "I thought you'd at least be another week!"

Y/N was immensely thankful that there was not another week of monotonous travelling, for they feared even a day would stress them out so much they needed to take a long, long vacation.

"Thankfully, I got lucky." Y/N said, leaning into the hug and wrapping their arms around Albedo's waist. "How've you been my love?"

*ahem* "I'm so sorry Master Albedo and (mr, miss, or something else) Y/N, I'll be back later to report the rest of these-" Sucrose said nervously, blushing at the (very small) act of affection being shared between the two.

"That's quite alright Sucrose, I'll see you in a bit." Albedo ducked out of the hug, walked Sucrose out, and slammed very lightly shut the door after her, not very discreetly locking it.

"Oh, you know, I've been fine. Doing the normal, experiments, tests, practicing potions, and all of that. I'm so close on a breaktrough about the-"

"Have you been taking care of yourself 'bedo?"

He immediately backed into his desk and cast his eyes down, looking ashamed and embarassed, "Well... I slept about 4 hours last night... and I had lunch a few hours ago.."

Y/N walked over to Albedo, still looking ashamed. He avoided eye contact or as much time as he could, before Y/N grabbed his chin and tilted it upwards to look at them, "Darling, you know you have to take breaks from work from time to time... You need to be healthy to do your work, love..."

"I know, I know... I've just been so close to a breakthrough tha-"

He was stopped midsentence as Y/N pressed their lips onto his. Hard. He whimpered, leaning into the hand on his face and opening his mouth for Y/N's awaiting tongue.

They pushed him on top of his desk, and broke the kiss. He chased their lips with his, but they took their hand off his face and put it on his inner thigh, stopping him. He lit up in a blush so fierce that it would put Diluc's hair to shame, thighs shaking slightly when Y/N stroked their fingers closer and closer to where he wanted- no, needed for them to touch him.

"Y/N... please.." he moaned, the desperation already clear from the very, very evident tent in his pants.

"Please what 'Bedo? Use your words love..." they said, stopping their hand at the narrow junction between his inner thigh and the very evident boner he was clearly struggling with.

"Please... touch me... I beg of you Y/N..." He whimpered, pressing his thighs together around their hand, ad giving them the best puppy dog eyes he could,

"I don't think I can do that baby. You haven't been good at taking care of yourself..." they said, pretending to ponder their choices.

"Please... I promise I'll take care of myself more just... touch my cock please-AHN!" the breath was knocked out of him as Y/N lightly palmed him over his shorts. "Fuck! Archons, touch me more- Please! Y/N gods-"

They decided to do as he asked, because he'd asked so nicely. Y/N unbuttoned Albedo's shorts and pulled his shorts and boxers down. He whimpered when his cock slapped against his stomach.

"So eager baby boy, such a slut for me, hmm? All wet under me, and I've barely touched you... what a shame." They look down at the alchemist, and he looks up to see them grinning with the most shit-eating look he'd ever seen. And Albedo? Oh, he loved it.

"Yes! I've been so- shit! so needy for you! Y/N! I- I'm close!"

"awwww, baby... do you need me to make you cum?"

"yesyesyesyes, Y/N I need you- SHIT! PLEASE!" Albedo wailed and his legs shook as he came all over his desk."

"Such a good boy, Albedo."

end note: I WILL MAKE A PART 2 I THINK SORRY I COULDNT FILL THE WHOLE THING I HAVE BEEN HAVING WRITER'S BLOCK FOR LIKE 5 DAYS-