#ah yes me my girlfriend and her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep

[floofle-universe]

This is their dynamic Shion told me

[benjingle]

Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 500 dollar four foot tall blåhaj

I like how I drew the arm I'm gonna draw arms like that now

Also, while I'm here, Bakugou with OCA2 albinism (I will not elaborate)

[boneparrot]

Ah yes. Me. The skeleton. And his 7,600 ton whale.

[emlan]

P getting increasingly annoyed because Carlo keeps hogging the 500 dollar Father even though they're supposed to share it.

[multicohn]

summary: just guanyu’s sleeping preference with his girlfriend

warnings: literally wrote this and posted so it’s obviously not proofread.

paring: fem! reader x zhou guanyu

genre: drabble, short, fluff

author note: inspiration behind this

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guanyu always wakes up in the same position he fell asleep in.

well, that was until he and y/n started sharing a bed.

at first, it was strange to be hugging a person and not his cat when he fell asleep, but guanyu soon got use to it and would seek y/n out when he was feeling sleepy.

“what happens when she isn’t at a race?” is a question that some might be wondering. well, being the amazing teammate that he is, valtteri gifted guanyu with a body pillow of his girlfriend

he wasn’t sure whether to be thankful or weirded out that valtteri knew what a body pillow was, got her height and a picture of her on it.

y/n found it absolutely hilarious and even made him do a recreation of the “ah yes. me. my girlfriend. and her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep” tweet.

funnily enough, it did help when he was away, but guanyu would immediately throw it back into the cupboard when he got home before making his girlfriend cuddle him while he takes a nap. they’ve tried out different positions, but guanyu’s favourite is where he’s laying right on top of y/n — basically trapping her from doing anything. y/n didn’t mind — sometimes, but then sweetcorn would appear and hop onto guanyu’s back for curling up and falling asleep as well.

need the bathroom? good luck trying to get him off.

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extra scene:

guanyu was asleep with his head on y/n’s chest, arms wrapped securely around her waist and a leg hiked up over her own. y/n was busy playing on her phone when the soft sound of sweetcorn’s nails were heard coming closer.

after a hesitating for a bit, she hopped up onto the bed before climbing up guanyu’s body and pushing herself between them. he let out a groan and the feeling of something pushing them apart before opening a eye to meet sweetcorn’s who was curling into y/n’s stomach.

“home wrecker” he spoke sleepily making y/n laugh

[kanasbinwriting]

Hello!! Do you think you could do "a date with death" headcannons?? Like just general romantic headcannons!

GENERAL DATING HEADCANONS

Thank you so much for your request!! Apologies for the long wait :( I was quite busy recently.

I love him so much I might even do a part two if I can come up with more after I finish all of my requests...

I listened to the adwd soundtracks as I wrote this lol. Idk and idc if someone cares or not, but my Casper plush arrives soon and I'm sooo excited ^^!! Anyway, enjoy!!

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- He looks like someone who adores kisses but wouldn't initiate them at first, so you'd have to make the first move

- But don't worry, if you stop giving him kisses and tease him enough he'll be the one to initiate them

- He gets especially weak in the knees when you kiss him on the neck

- Do you guys know that meme "Ah, yes. My girlfriend and her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep."? That's Casper with his Azrael plush and I will die on that hill

- He will laugh at you if you get jealous of his plush

- How can you be jealous of a plushy...? Mortals sure are weird...

- In the beginning stages of your relationship, he would be very shy and uncertain when it comes to initiating physical touch, but when you initiate it? He would never say no

- He loves to tease you but will explode when you tease him back

- No matter how often he denies it, it's obvious that he loves your teasing and adores the little back and forth you guys have

- You don't know how makeup works? Don't worry, because your personal makeup assistant is here!

- He would LOVE to do your makeup whenever you please, may it be every day or just on special occasions it doesn't matter to him. He also loves to have you this close to him and cups your cheek when he does your eyeliner

- Don't get me wrong, I bet he's a great cook, but I don't think he knows a lot of recipes and will make the same things over and over again

- If you want to eat something different, feel free to join him. I think cooking would be one of his favourite activities with you

- If you're a picky eater, he will make sure to only add the things you like

- His baking is shit though, no matter how precisely he follows the recipe, he somehow always fucks it up

- Even though he gets easily flustered, I think you two moved on quite fast in the relationship

- He would love to include you in his nightly routine

- Your skin's going to look glamorous!

- Even if you don't want to use his products for whatever reason, he'd still enjoy having you next to him doing your stuff as he gets ready for bed

- Even with Azrael in his arms, he still wouldn't be able to fall asleep without you. So when you get home late expect a grumpy reaper waiting for you on your bed

- He'll immediately forgive you when you give him cuddles

- I think one of his love languages is physical touch

- He isn't too keen on PDA, but he'll still hold your hand and give you small kisses in public

- In private he's a big cuddle bug though

- I think he would enjoy being the little spoon and big spoon, you can take your pick. He would also enjoy every cuddle position where he can hold your hand and look at your face

- One of his other love languages is definitely words of affirmation

- He enjoys receiving it as much as giving it

- I don't think that gift-giving is his love language, but he'll still give you gifts from time to time to surprise you

- Okay, I think I should stop talking about his love languages, but let me drop one more.

- I definitely think that one of his love languages is quality time

- Be it going outside for a walk or just staying at home cuddling while watching one of your silly series, he will always want to spend his time with you

-  He seems like a morning person to me, but he also enjoys staying in bed with you cuddling

- He's a GREAT listener

- No matter the subject, he will always engage in it and ask questions about it

- He loves listening to you info dump

- He'll even check the things you like out so he can engage in the conversation more

- I like to think that he enjoys playing coop games with you... especially Cult of the Lamb :)

- He's quite tidy and keeps his things organised, but he still wouldn't want to clean after you

- So if you leave your dirty laundry on the floor, be prepared for a big lecture

- When it comes to arguments, I think his reaction depends on what kind of argument it is

- Are you arguing about something silly? He will act stubborn and be a little know-it-all, even if he knows he's in the wrong

- If it's a more serious argument he will raise his voice, but won't scream

- It'll take him a day to cool off, and it will be a bit hard for him to apologise first but he still manages

- He will feel a bit awkward at first when everything's sorted out

- Just tell him that everything's fine now and give him a little smooch and he will be back on track

- Tbh I don't think that he's a jealous type, he trusts you a lot

- He does get jealous though when you somehow manage to spend more time with someone other than him

- I think he would immediately seek you out and talk to you, embarrassingly admitting that he's jealous

- If you have any hobbies and/or a fan of certain things, be prepared to suddenly have tons of merch and/or stuff of it on your bed waiting for you

- He'd look at you with a smug smile waiting to be praised and praises he will receive

- If you have any trauma and are mentally ill, he will do his best to support your every need

- If you have sudden outbursts and want to be left alone, he wouldn't mind going to a different room and wait for you to calm down. He'll still feel bad for leaving you

- He needs a lot of reassurance when it comes to your mental health and what exactly you need him to do

- The same goes for when you're chronically ill

- He won't bother to look the information up, he knows that not every method applies to the same person and will just straight up ask you what you need

- When he's sad, all he wants is for you to hold him and tell him that everything's going to be alright

- If you're stressed due to work or an entirely different reason, be prepared to get spoiled by him. Of course, he would lecture first that you need to take better care of yourself, but he will immediately massage your head after

- He will tear up if you give him a gift and bake/buy him a cake on his birthday

- If you have a hobby that he can somehow participate in be ready to have a player two, because he will join you

- He likes it when you call him baby girl. Even when it confused him at first

- He loves it when you give him serious and silly pet names, he isn't picky

- He knows that marriage is a big thing for most mortals, so he would love to marry you. It doesn't matter if it's official or not

[collegetennisoriginstory]

i feel like no matter whom you romance, you and rayyan always will be ✨rivals✨. i wonder if some other ros are somewhat miffed by this, not like outright jealous but just fondly annoyed, like with that meme: ah yes, me, my girlfriend and her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep. ah yes, me, my mc and their grumpy ✨fated rival✨

HAHAHAHA true. But I think the same is true for any other RO who is not Sam.

"Ah yes. Me, my MC and their chaotic gremlin best friend."

[official-nina-hopkins]

Just had a vision. The "Ah, yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 500 dollar dollar four foot tall mareep" but it's The Usual Suspects so it's like "Ah yes. Me. My best friend, his other best friend, and My other best friend", pov is Reynauld btw

[simmonsized]

I imagine you and Tony as “Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep” meme except it’s Dave body pillow

This was his response

(art by tony @notanotherdoodleblog )

[xxbottlecapx]

Someone needs to draw Eddie, Steve, and Robin in the " ah yes, me, my girlfriend, and her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep" meme

Eddie: ah yes. Me, my boyfriend, and his lesbian platonic soulmate/ life partner"

[eldritch-spouse]

Watch y/n cuddle the breg body pillow more than the actual breg at night like that one meme (The Ah Yes. Me. My Girlfriend. And Her 500 Dollar Four Foot Tall Mareep.)

That's fine, Breg's going to make a cum jar with "mini mate" in retaliaton.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Okay!!! Have you seen that meme going around? Where a somebody took a photo of themself and their partner in bed together, their partner is ignoring them in favour of cuddling a massive plushie?

Ah yes. Me, my girlfriend and her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep- meme

Wellll

On Hell-net! Lucifer updates his feed with a photo.

Lucifer his laying on his back with a pout, his eyes are half-lidded.

Lucifer: Ah yes. Me, my husband and his 2500 dolled six foot tall ‘Luci-duck’ plushie.

Comments come pouring in

Charlie: Awww!!! That plushie is so cute!!!

Vaggie: where’d he get it ? (Maybe she can get a Charlie version)

Husk: I feel your pain

Angel Dust likes the comment and leaves a comment underneath: Don’t get jealous, I love you almost just as much. - Angel has a husk plushie too!

Angel Dust: Don’t worry big D! He’ll still give you some loving tonight! Just be as cute!

Lucifer likes the comment and leaves a comment underneath: Unfortunately he told me not to interrupt his ‘Luci-duckies’ time.

Cherri bomb: Shit dude! I actually bad for yah! I can help you burn it if you want?

Lucifer likes the comment and leaves a comment underneath: I’ve tried before. Adam couched me for a month and Charlie betrayed me - starts a mini conversation underneath with Vaggie excited that Charlie knows where the plushies come from and Charlie scolding both cherri and lucifer for thinking about burning Adams second plushie

Alastor: Ah I see he’s upgraded from a whiny little bitch (Lucifer comments underneath: Fuck off! That thing would never replace me!

Alastor responds: Seems he already has)

A few hours later…

Adam finally posts and he isn’t happy: The fuck Luci! You’re being a hypocrite! You have a fucking 5000+ dolled ten foot tall ‘Adam-duck’ plushie!

Charlie: What! Is this true!

Angel Dust: Post the pics or it isn’t true

Adam: Look at this shit! And he has the nerve to attack my Luci-Duck!!

Adam uploads a photo with Lucifer snuggled into a ten foot Adam-Duck plushie with mountains of smaller Adam plushies around him. Not all of them are ducks

Adam: Look at this! I only have the one Lucifer merchandise!

Lucifer: Adam! Don’t expose me like that!!!!

Angel Dust: Adam, let’s go Lucifer merchandise shopping tomorrow!

Adam: Fuck yeah

Lucifer: Adam!!! Stop ignoring me! We live in the same damn house, we share a room!!! Put the phone down and look at me!!!

Cherri Bomb: Huh, who knew the King was such a clinging lover?

Angel Dust: I know right. It’s actually really cute

Few hours later…

Lucifer: Adam!!!! Come on!!!! Please stop ignoring me already! I won’t ever hurt your Luci-Duck ever again!

Adam: I love my Luci-Duck even more now

Lucifer: I’m sorrrrrryyyyyyyyy!!!!

I love the fact that they have merchandise and buy each other's LMAO

Yes I've seen that meme and I love it.

[starsomens]

Never said anything here but I can't stop thinking about the "Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 500 dollars four foot tall mareep." tweet with the plushie headcanon.

I just visualize Noah way too well on that one. Need someone to do a fanart about it. 😭

IF SNYONE SEES THIS

Plz

WE BEG

[natequarter]

[id: a tweet from skoochlol reading: "ah yes. me. my girlfriend. and her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep." an image is attached of the situation described above. /end id]

this is alison, mike, and mike's taxidermied bear

[rucow]

the "Ah Yes. Me. My Girlfriend. And Her 500 Dollar Four Foot Tall Mareep" meme, but its my future partner, me, and my corey taylor fangirlism

[mikemediagallery]